हंसी भरा नया साल _ Happy New Year 2025 ! राजपाल यादव _ अक्षय कुमार _ Best Comedy

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01:00I'll talk about tea.

01:02Thank you, sir.

01:03Oh, man, how stupid you are in this country.

01:18Hey, little.

01:20Oh, why don't you ask me to bring me three races?

01:23How warm it is, man.

01:25How's this, man?

01:26How much is the one that you drink in five-star hotel?

01:29It's a habit.

01:31This is a time when we were sick.

01:33We're not at night, man.

01:35We're at night, man.

01:37How long?

01:3825 days, man.

01:4025 days, man.

01:42I'm from a town, man.

01:46Are you going to come here?

01:47Is this bad?

01:49It's bad.

01:50This is bad.

01:52Oh, I'm sorry.

01:54I'm sorry.

01:56There's a scheme.

01:58The Amir's scheme is my hand.

02:0025 days, the price will double.

02:0225 days, the price will double.

02:04So, I have to double the price.

02:08This scheme doesn't have any money for any money.

02:12This is the big amount of knowledge.

02:14You should have a good amount of knowledge.

02:16Hey, my brother.

02:18You're already a good amount of knowledge.

02:20How much time did you go?

02:22It's about 7 minutes.

02:24Brother, please.

02:26Okay, okay, okay.

02:28This is for less than 70...

02:30Chai.

02:32Do you have a shame?

02:34Yes, go.

02:36This is for less than 70,000,000.

02:40This is for less than 70,000,000.

02:4270,000,000?!

02:44Don't tell people to tell them.

02:4670,000,000 is not for me.

02:4850,000,000 is not for me.

02:5050,000,000 is not for me.

02:5250,000,000 is not for me.

02:54Hey, listen, listen, listen.

02:56Sit down.

02:58Don't be afraid.

03:00There's another scheme.

03:02Which is about 30,000,000.

03:0430,000,000?

03:06Yes, I have 20,000,000.

03:08Shit.

03:10How much money?

03:11I have 20,000,000.

03:12I can buy cash.

03:13Can I buy cash?

03:14I can buy cash.

03:15I can buy cash.

03:16Yes, I can buy cash.

03:17I can buy cash.

03:18Yes, I can buy cash.

03:19You can buy cash.

03:20Okay, go.

03:21Go.

03:22Go.

03:23Go.

03:24Go.

03:25Go.

03:26Go.

03:27Go.

03:28Go.

03:29Go.

03:30Go.

03:31Go.

03:32Go.

03:33Go.

03:34Go.

03:35Go.

03:36Go.

03:37Go.

03:38Go.

03:39Go.

03:41Go.

03:42Go.

03:43Get them

03:45true.

03:46Okay.

03:48May I will reach to the Bangladesh?

03:49Okay.

03:50Would you do it, sir?

03:51Okay.

03:52God.

03:53That's last time.

03:53100%

03:59all.

04:00Oh, yeah.

04:01Halkat, if we all work here, how much money are you doing here?

04:06I'm waiting for 20 lakhs.

04:08Yes, that 20 lakhs is going to be going on.

04:11Understand yourself.

04:12What? That 20 lakhs is going to be going on for taxis and taxis and taxis and taxis and taxis will be going on.

04:17This is a funny joke.

04:19This is a funny joke, Halkat.

04:25Babu, there's one person coming.

04:27I'm going to buy him in a bottle.

04:29Oh, my God, this is a bottle of water.

04:32They're going to get out.

04:34This is a mechanic.

04:36At night, I'm going to buy two bottles of water.

04:40What?

04:41The bottle of water will go out.

04:43In the bottle of water, my father's garage.

04:46The whole property is going out.

04:47My father is going out.

04:49Why won't you go out?

04:51Boys, boys, boys, he's coming.

04:53No one will say anything.

04:54No one will say anything.

04:56No one will say anything.

04:57No one will say anything.

04:59What are you talking about?

05:01Don't go out with him.

05:03You'll be crazy.

05:04You go.

05:05You work.

05:14Oh!

05:15It's so fast.

05:16Huh?

05:17How much money?

05:18Yes.

05:19Oh, my God, this is a bottle of water.

05:21Huh?

05:23This is a bottle of water.

05:25Hey, Babu.

05:26Put your water in the water.

05:28What a bottle of water.

05:29Babu, you're going to go to the game.

05:34This is your bottle of water.

05:35This is a bottle of water.

05:36Yes, I'm going to get out.

05:37You know it.

05:38What?

05:39But I'll get it all together.

05:40This gives me the bottle of water.

05:42I'll gladly do it as well.

05:43I'll double it.

05:44But that's because I'm going to go down.

05:46Hip.

05:49This one was also there.

05:51This driver is.

05:51Hey, driver.

05:53Want to tell you?

05:53I'll drop it from the bank.

05:55Hey, about it.

06:00This guy told me.

06:01My father was in that.

06:02It was five years old.

06:03He told me that he was the biggest driver from the past.

06:05He was the driver from the past.

06:08Five years?

06:09But this woman seems to be with you.

06:13Listen to the name of plastic surgery.

06:16He spent 4 crore per hour for putting plastic on his face.

06:21He's also joining the gym.

06:22You know, he's 60 years old.

06:23No, no.

06:25If you have money, what can't happen?

06:27The money?

06:28You're not buying it?

06:30Get in the inside.

06:31Nothing in the inside.

06:32We don't have to sit in the inside.

06:33We don't have to sit in the inside.

06:34We don't have to sit in the inside.

06:35We don't have to sit in the inside.

06:36We just drink beer.

06:37Save water, drink beer.

06:38That's our motto.

06:39We'll double it in 25 days.

06:41If it's twice, we'll double it.

06:42We'll double it in 25 days.

06:44Okay, brother.

06:46Okay, brother.

06:47I'm going to go.

06:48Okay, brother.

06:49Okay, brother.

06:52What a hell cut.

06:54You told me.

06:56Oh, my brother.

06:57I got 20,000,000.

06:58Driver.

06:59Driver?

07:00Sala, you can see the pen of the black pen?

07:01I got a driver.

07:02Sala!

07:03Yeah!

07:04Yeah!

07:05Yeah!

07:06Sala!

07:07Sala!

07:08Sala!

07:09Sala!

07:10Sala!

07:11Sala!

07:12Sala!

07:13What?

07:14What?

07:15What?

07:17Sala!

07:18Oh

07:19God, I love.

07:20Oh

07:21God, he loves the pizza.

07:22Oh

07:24God, I love me, this is the pizza!

07:25God!

07:26Oh

07:27God

07:28God, I love the pizza sauce.

07:29What?

07:30Oh

07:32God, I love the pizza sauce.

07:34Oh

07:36God, I love the pizza sauce.

07:38Hey, brother.

07:40Open the door.

07:42I told you, open the door.

07:43No!

07:50One, two! One, two! One, two! One, two!

07:55Don't do this, Natak! Where's my pizza?

07:58Auntie, what is this pizza?

08:00Which pizza? How is it pizza? I don't know any pizza. What do you know?

08:04You'll get to understand yourself.

08:10Auntie, chew!

08:11Where are you?

08:17Hey, Parsi Baba, tell me where's my pizza?

08:22Oh, Popre! Cockroach!

08:24Cockroach? Where's Cockroach?

08:28Bhajya! Thank God!

08:31Roy, where's my pizza?

08:35I don't know, Auntie.

08:37Who's your friend?

08:38I have to turn around.

08:40Don't put me in your face.

08:42Do you want to hear me?

08:44You want to hear me?

08:45You want to hear me?

08:46You want me to hear me?

08:47You want me to hear me?

08:49You won't hear me.

08:51You won't hear me!

08:52You won't hear me!

08:53What did you do?

08:55What did you see behind you?

08:57Nothing is, Auntie.

08:58Of course.

09:07I've got a beer.

09:09Papa!

09:10Okay, Papa!

09:12You don't give a lot of money. You don't give a lot of money.

09:15You don't give a lot of money to people.

09:17Now tell me who will give a two-month-old for my money.

09:19And who will give the money, will come in.

09:23But, you will give me my money.

09:26How do I give my money?

09:28How do I give my money?

09:30Why are you coming in?

09:32I'm coming in.

09:35Adi, who will give me my money?

09:39I'll give you my money.

09:41I'll give you my money.

09:43Roy, I'll give you my money.

09:44What?

09:45That's the money that I gave for my daughter's cancer.

09:49But Adi, she's already paid for 10 rupees.

09:52If Adi will give you my money, then I'll die.

09:55I'll die.

09:56I'll die.

09:57I'll die.

09:58I'll die.

09:59I'll die.

10:00It's written in this book.

10:01God, my daughter will have you.

10:03And the woman will give you this money.

10:05I'll give you this money.

10:09Just.

10:11Stop crying.

10:12Okay.

10:13And Malak, go with me.

10:16Go, Malak.

10:17Go, Malak.

10:18Go, Malak.

10:19Go, Malak.

10:20Go, Malak.

10:21Go, Malak.

10:22Go!

10:23Go, Malak.

10:24Go, Malak.

10:25Go, Malak.

10:26Go, Malak.

10:27Go, when you get an operation of your mind,

10:29it'll be fine.

10:30I don't think I'm crying.

10:32Why are you crying?

10:33I never told you about me before,

10:37I've never told you that our daughter is cancer.

10:43What?!

10:44Yes!

10:47You liars! You cheats!

10:49You don't have to cry when you're in jail!

10:52Don't be patient!

10:53Go and find a car!

10:55Go and find a car!

11:02Man!

11:05Majanu, I'm sorry.

11:07I thought that someone's messing with me.

11:11If I know that you're on the phone, I'm like...

11:14What do you say?

11:20What is this?

11:21What do you understand me?

11:23Man!

11:24Man, you're fine.

11:25This is my problem.

11:27It's not your own.

11:28It's a lot of people's problems.

11:30Even today, you're going to increase something.

11:33Man!

11:34Listen without a signal.

11:36I'm listening, man.

11:38I'm telling you, man.

11:39Tomorrow, you need to have five people.

11:41Man!

11:42Man!

11:43Man!

11:44Man!

11:45Man!

11:46Man!

11:47Man!

11:48Man!

11:49Man!

11:50Man!

11:51Man!

11:52Man!

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11:54Man!

11:55Man!

11:56Man!

11:57Man!

11:58Man!

11:59Man!

12:00Man!

12:01Man!

12:02Man!

12:03Man!

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12:06Man!

12:07Man!

12:08Man!

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12:41Man!

12:42Man!

12:43I don't know how much money is going to be able to pay for your children.

12:48Kamal, you have to earn so much money.

12:51You should give them your thoughts.

12:53Now, the money is going to go to the house.

13:03What are you doing?

13:04You are doing our hard-fail.

13:06You are doing our hard-fail.

13:07You are doing such a good job.

13:09I'm getting I'm getting to the shop in the car

13:14I think tomorrow will be like this Majnu

13:18I'm the maju bhai

13:20your maju bhai

13:22I mean maju bhai it's you

13:24it's a man

13:27you know she is a kid

13:29my grandpa is a kid

13:32hey

13:33you take my name once

13:36It's cold, it's cold, it's cold.

13:39No, I don't have anything to get it.

13:41And I don't have anything to give it.

13:43How many of you are you?

13:45Come on, come on with me.

13:47Let's see how we can get our hands on our hands.

13:56What do you think of me?

13:58What am I doing?

14:00What did my divorce do you want to do?

14:02You think you've got to understand me about my father?

14:05Oh, brother, we both have lost.

14:07She married with such girls.

14:09Yes.

14:10You've got to earn a lot of money.

14:13You've got to get a close-up to the night.

14:16And you,

14:17Mr. G.

14:18You're going to get to the hospital.

14:21Now you're going to get to the hospital five.

14:24You're going to get to the hospital.

14:26I think these are the people.

14:53These are the people. Come.

15:15Go, go, go.

15:17They said to me, they asked me.

15:19Okay.

15:21Come, come, come, come.

15:24Come on sir.

15:40Ask, ask, ask.

15:43Yes, that's a heroine.

15:46Don't say heroine.

15:48Say heroine.

15:50Elon Musk said to me.

15:52One!

15:54One!

15:55One.

15:56One.

15:57Go, go, go.

15:58Go, go, go.

15:59Go, go, go.

16:05Hi.

16:07Police!

16:09Look at that!

16:11Look at that!

16:13Let's go!

16:15Get back!

16:17Get back!

16:19Get back!

16:27Get back!

16:37Get back!

16:47Who's that?

16:48We are boss!

16:49Come in!

16:50Boss!

16:51The deal has been successful!

16:53Good boss!

16:54Very good!

16:56There was no house at home!

16:58That was boss! The police came there!

17:00The police?

17:01How did you know the police?

17:03We didn't know that!

17:04But we escaped!

17:05Thank God!

17:06Open your back!

17:08Open your back!

17:09Excuse me boss!

17:13Here!

17:25This is a bad joke!

17:27What are you doing?

17:29Who is this?

17:31Boss!

17:32We have been back together!

17:34He said,

17:36They came back!

17:37He said,

17:38They came back!

17:39I did say,

17:40They came back!

17:41What was that?

17:42Or they came back?

17:43What was that?

17:44It was the truth!

17:45They came back!

17:47Manubhai Gandhi here, what?

17:56Now, understand.

18:01Our whole life has stolen the police.

18:04Police? How can this happen, boss?

18:06That's how it happened.

18:08Now, Shere Khan told me that the police have stolen the police.

18:13The police have stolen the police.

18:17This means that that Commissioner J.D. Mehran

18:22put our drug dealing with the Indian C.I.D.

18:29You guys were dealing with them.

18:33Yes, boss.

18:35Look, my image is a very big builder.

18:39I don't want to go out.

18:41Go out and go out and go out and don't come back here.

18:43Get lost, boss.

18:45Yes, I said get lost.

18:53One coffee, please.

19:01Yuck!

19:03This is a city of Kamal.

19:05He saw my bag and left my bag.

19:07They're not a dog.

19:08They were something else.

19:09I'm feeling a lot.

19:11What are you talking about?

19:12Can you see the bag open?

19:13No, no, no, no.

19:14It's very public.

19:15Where are you?

19:16No, no, no.

19:17No, no, no.

19:18No, no.

19:19Go here.

19:20Go here.

19:21Do you know what your problem is?

19:23Wait.

19:24It looks like this is bitter.

19:25You're a lazy kid.

19:26That's true.

19:31Come on.

19:32Come on.

19:33Come on.

19:34Come on.

19:35Come on.

19:36Come on.

19:37Come on.

19:38Come on.

19:39Come on.

19:40Come on.

19:41Come on.

19:42Come on.

19:43Come on.

19:44Boss.

19:45Boss.

19:46Boss.

19:47Boss.

19:48We'll save you.

19:49Save us.

19:50What?

19:51What?

19:52The police are going to come here.

19:54What?

19:55Yes, boss.

19:56We've seen them inside the hotel.

19:59You're a fool.

20:00Why are you here?

20:02I'm going to die.

20:04I'm going to die.

20:06I'm going to die.

20:07She's going to die.

20:08Eh?

20:09She's going to die.

20:10Oh, no.

20:11What?

20:12Oh, no.

20:14I'm going to die.

20:15Oh, no.

20:16Oh, no.

20:17I'm going to die.

20:19Oh.

20:20Oh.

20:21Oh, no.

20:22This is a shame.

20:24Oh, no.

20:25It's like a為什麼.

20:27Oh, yes.

20:30Oh, no.

20:32What?

20:33Oh, no.

20:42Let me give you a camera.

21:04That's the way he is.

21:11Where are you going?

21:15Where are you going?

21:17Natasha?

21:19Why?

21:20Why?

21:21Why?

21:22Why?

21:23Why?

21:24Why?

21:25Why?

21:26Why?

21:27Why?

21:28Why?

21:29Why?

21:30Why?

21:31Why?

21:32Why?

21:33Why?

21:34Why?

21:35To be honest,

21:36what should you do?

21:37If Natasha knows about it,

21:38what's your thoughts in your heart?

21:40Let's all come!

21:42I was going to send you a marriage card,

21:43I was going to send you an email.

21:44Almost final is!

21:45It's all final!

21:46No!

21:47It's not even full and final payment.

21:48No!

21:49What?

21:50Why are you taking two deaths all over your head?

21:54How do you see two deaths?

21:56When Natasha knows about me,

21:58she will not make anything about me!

22:00I don't do anything else.

22:02And the other one?

22:04And when he doesn't live in this world...

22:07What will he do?

22:09What will he do?

22:10What will he do?

22:12How do you leave it?

22:14It's not Natasha.

22:16You go.

22:18Listen.

22:20As I told you today,

22:22you understood Natasha's face?

22:24But...

22:26Your eyes, teeth, mouth, teeth...

22:30I'll do everything.

22:32Do you remember?

22:34Do you remember?

22:36Do you remember?

22:48Oh, I'm sorry.

22:49It wasn't any.

22:50No, no.

22:51Thanks for this wonderful boat ride.

22:53No problem.

22:54No problem.

22:55For you, the person can do anything.

22:57Actually Rocky, I'm sorry for that.

23:00I told Tommy that that day...

23:02Tommy didn't cut you.

23:04Oh, forget it.

23:05You've become a very good friend.

23:07Why, Tommy?

23:09Bevkoop!

23:10Juthe!

23:11Makar!

23:12Tommy!

23:13I was thinking about you first.

23:15And now?

23:17Gada!

23:18Bevkoop!

23:19Anadi!

23:20Tommy!

23:21I was thinking about him first.

23:23I agree.

23:24I agree.

23:25I agree.

23:26So, what are you thinking about Rocky?

23:27Honestly, Rocky is like...

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29:56I am going to fire the old staff and hire new people, all of the vegetarians, not the boss, not the boss.

30:08Correct, correct, sir.

30:10No more discussions.

30:12You and Gopal, start training fresh new talent.

30:15No one needs to be old.

30:17The staff will be hit, the company will be hit.

30:20And that applies to the three of you.

30:22Good night, good night, good night, good night, good night, sir.

30:27Suna, Gopal.

30:28The boss is always right.

30:30I don't need to have the list of my recruitment staff for the evening.

30:33Make it quick.

30:34And keep going from this.

30:36Suna, the boss is always right.

30:39The list is on the evening.

30:41Hey, hello.

30:43I had a list with you at night.

30:46Which one?

30:47Who, Peter?

30:48Which one?

30:49I got put a fish.

30:51And you love me.

30:52Come on.

30:53Alright, bye luckily.

30:55Bye.

31:04Okay, bye.

31:08After this meeting, we have to match one the best!

31:09Building andaninglloidscon.

31:11You have to change the scrutiny now in the future month.

31:17Too tall now.

31:18Hello.

31:18How do you get into the drug?

31:21I am.

31:24Inspector Madhav Singh Ghai.

31:26What's your name?

31:27Everyone does it.

31:28Gopal Kumar Santoshi.

31:29Nice, sweetie.

31:30What do you think?

31:31Our informers told us

31:33that you,

31:34with cocaine and heroin,

31:35they export the cocaine.

31:36It's profitable.

31:37It's illegal.

31:38I think you are the informers

31:41all these drugs.

31:43There's nothing here.

31:44Let's go.

31:45I'll go.

31:47But,

31:48after the shift,

31:49you have to take a look at it.

31:54Search warrant?

31:55Search warrant.

31:56Search warrant.

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