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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:30Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:41Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:45Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:48My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:50You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:58Maybe I'll even meet a boy.
00:01:00And have a first kiss.
00:01:04Love you, Norman.
00:01:05Wish me luck.
00:01:12This can't possibly end well.
00:01:30Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:34What'd you do that for?
00:01:35This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:38You got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:40Look at those clothes.
00:01:42Disgusto barfo.
00:01:44You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:46Aww.
00:01:47Are you gonna cry?
00:01:48Like a little baby?
00:01:50Oops.
00:01:52Oh.
00:01:56Oops.
00:01:58Lot.
00:02:00Ah!
00:02:01Ah!
00:02:02Ah!
00:02:03Wait, is that the heart of the ocean necklace?
00:02:25Please, everybody knows that belongs to the heirs of the Wintersby family, Audrey Rose, who, by the way, is my bestie.
00:02:33That's worth ten million dollars. That cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than ten.
00:02:43Oh my god, what have you done?
00:02:49There you go. There you go, girl. Don't worry, just buy a new piece of crap with that money.
00:02:57She's a bitch.
00:02:59Yeah.
00:03:00You look like you need a hand.
00:03:03Thanks.
00:03:09You're the new girl.
00:03:09I'm Rose. Pleased to meet you.
00:03:11Gabby, I'm your welcome guide. I'm supposed to show you the ropes.
00:03:15How wonderful.
00:03:17Okay, quick rundown of the ecosystem.
00:03:21Should I be taking notes?
00:03:23Only if you want to survive.
00:03:25Okay, here we have are the skaters.
00:03:32The jocks.
00:03:34And the nerds. I'm the nerd. And we are pretty cool, by the way.
00:03:42And the queen bees.
00:03:44I would steer clear of them. Especially Sloane. She stings.
00:03:53I wouldn't dare.
00:04:01I wouldn't dare.
00:04:05Sloane has dug her claws into him deep.
00:04:11I wasn't.
00:04:11Oh.
00:04:12That's Chase and Greg.
00:04:14The most popular guy in school.
00:04:16They've been, you know, dating and breaking up and getting back together.
00:04:19It's like a sexual ping-pong match.
00:04:34Oh, you should join the academic decathlon.
00:04:49The winner gets scholarships, which is the only way I could go to college.
00:04:53Needless to say, I'm not a part of the rich kids clique.
00:04:59Oh, and that's Eric.
00:05:00He's a skater and I'm so crushing on him.
00:05:06He's a skater.
00:05:09Hey, Gabby.
00:05:09Yo.
00:05:12That's Eric.
00:05:14I was just telling her about the academic decathlon.
00:05:17Oh, yeah. You in?
00:05:18Yeah, sure.
00:05:19Sweet.
00:05:20Man, I'm in.
00:05:21Awesome.
00:05:22Got a boat.
00:05:23Later, babes.
00:05:25Oh, my God. Oh, my God.
00:05:26He just called us, baby.
00:05:27Shh, shh, shh, shh.
00:05:28I think he likes you.
00:05:29Just...
00:05:30Okay, now for the important stuff.
00:05:32Okay.
00:05:32Stay away from the stroganoff at lunch and stay away from the other side of the desk
00:05:37if you want to avoid old gum and stay away from Mr. Spadaro.
00:05:40He gets handsy.
00:05:41Hey, watch out.
00:05:42I'm so sorry.
00:05:53It's fine.
00:05:54It's just a little blood.
00:05:55Yeah, I know.
00:06:01Thanks.
00:06:04Your jacket smells good.
00:06:06Are you the new girl?
00:06:13Yeah.
00:06:16I'm Chasen.
00:06:19Rose.
00:06:21Nice to meet you.
00:06:26Come on, Chasen. Home room's starting.
00:06:30Stay away from this trash.
00:06:31Might catch something.
00:06:33Ugh, look at the secondhand clothes.
00:06:36Let's go.
00:06:38Chasen, come here.
00:06:38Later.
00:06:39I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:43Oh, my God.
00:06:45Your jacket smells good.
00:06:46I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:47Yep.
00:06:48Kind of lame.
00:06:49Oh, clearly I don't have a lot of experience with boys.
00:06:55Come on.
00:06:55Let's go.
00:07:06Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:07:10Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you to meet our new student, Rose Smith.
00:07:15Now, she's been homeschooled and this is her first foray into public school.
00:07:20Pleased to make your acquaintances.
00:07:22I trust that you'll all welcome Rose and that you'll answer any questions that she has.
00:07:28How would you like to be addressed? Is it just Rose?
00:07:31Yes, Rose will suffice.
00:07:33How about secondhand Rose?
00:07:36That's enough.
00:07:38Grab brackets.
00:07:44Ow, ow, oh my God.
00:07:46Ow, ow, there's something in my eye.
00:07:47Oh, what is it?
00:07:48Something's in my eye.
00:07:49I need my contact solution or something.
00:07:51Rose, can you go get it for me?
00:07:52Yes.
00:07:52Where is it?
00:07:53Ah, it's in my locker.
00:07:54Go get it.
00:07:54Over there?
00:07:55Okay.
00:07:55Yeah, go.
00:07:55Go.
00:08:07Oh my God.
00:08:13What are you doing in the boys locker room?
00:08:14I, I thought that, um,
00:08:17That'll show them, bitch.
00:08:37Rose?
00:08:38Rose?
00:08:41Where are you?
00:08:44Are you showering with a boy?
00:08:49Rose?
00:08:53Come on.
00:08:54What are you doing in the boys locker room?
00:08:56Chasen?
00:08:57Is that you?
00:08:58Are you in there with Rose?
00:09:00Don't lie to me.
00:09:00I saw her come in here.
00:09:02What do I do?
00:09:17How is she not here?
00:09:18I gotta get out of here before I get caught.
00:09:32I'm so sorry.
00:09:47I'm so sorry.
00:09:56Excuse you much?
00:10:01Why are you wet?
00:10:09How's your eye?
00:10:10Miraculously better.
00:10:15What exactly is going on here?
00:10:33Nothing.
00:10:35Absolutely nothing.
00:10:36But,
00:10:38I think someone switched the locker room signs.
00:10:40Hmm.
00:10:43Listen up secondhand, Rose.
00:10:45Chasen?
00:10:46Off limits.
00:10:48Understand?
00:10:49Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare.
00:10:53I'm not even ready for boys yet, so.
00:10:56You know what?
00:10:58A little makeup.
00:11:00Better clothes.
00:11:00And maybe a brush through your hair.
00:11:03You could almost pass as one of us.
00:11:05That's it.
00:11:08You are my new project.
00:11:10Tomorrow, my house makeover.
00:11:15Okay.
00:11:20You know what they say, right?
00:11:21Keep your friends close and your competition closer.
00:11:24I can't wait to sign up for the academic decathlon.
00:11:33It's gonna be so fun.
00:11:35Well, it's more than fun.
00:11:37I have to win that scholarship to go to college.
00:11:40You don't have money.
00:11:41We'll win.
00:11:42I promise we'll win.
00:11:45Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:11:48Crazy.
00:11:49Rose, what are you doing?
00:11:52We're signing up for the academic decathlon.
00:11:56Oh.
00:11:58Okay.
00:11:58Well, first of all, you can't hang out with Gabby.
00:12:01Gabby's a nerd and queen bees don't associate with nerds.
00:12:04Secondly, the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers.
00:12:08Cheerleading tryouts are next week.
00:12:10Be there.
00:12:11It's okay.
00:12:21Being a queen bee is important and it is your chance to be popular.
00:12:27It's not important to me.
00:12:29I mean, you're not that smart anyways, so.
00:12:33What are you talking about?
00:12:35I have a 4.0 and a 1500 SAT score.
00:12:38Just go.
00:12:39You're not going to fit in anyway.
00:12:43Fine.
00:12:45Whatever.
00:12:53Wow.
00:12:54You're fitting in fast.
00:12:57That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected.
00:13:01She means that as a compliment.
00:13:03Probably.
00:13:04Yeah, definitely.
00:13:06You know, it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight.
00:13:11Yes, I'm a fast learner.
00:13:14Wow.
00:13:15So modest.
00:13:16Loopset.
00:13:19Hey, good form out there.
00:13:20Thanks.
00:13:22Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom, huh?
00:13:25I would've paid to see that.
00:13:30Oh my god, ow.
00:13:31I think I pulled something.
00:13:33You okay?
00:13:34No.
00:13:36Oh god.
00:13:38Jason, I think I need a heroic exit.
00:13:42You're not serious.
00:13:43I am.
00:13:44If I fall and shatter my knee cup, it's your fault.
00:13:47Don't worry, I'll bring him back.
00:13:58Later.
00:14:00Yeah, I'll see ya.
00:14:02She's being nice.
00:14:03That's never a good sign.
00:14:04Oh my god, ew.
00:14:09Look at these losers.
00:14:10My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby, doesn't have to go to school.
00:14:13Private tutors.
00:14:15Well, maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen.
00:14:19Um, no.
00:14:20She can't stand these plebeians.
00:14:21She told me so herself.
00:14:23Wow.
00:14:26You know, for fun, sometimes the girls and I, we start gossip chains to keep the plebs in their place.
00:14:31Gossip chains?
00:14:33Watch this.
00:14:45Now watch what happens.
00:14:49Ew.
00:14:55Hey, Eric.
00:14:56Just leave me alone, Gabby.
00:15:01Why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend?
00:15:04What?
00:15:05Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:15:07You really thought I wouldn't find out?
00:15:20Gabby.
00:15:23You okay?
00:15:24Do you care?
00:15:25Of course I do.
00:15:28You lied to me.
00:15:30What?
00:15:31You're Audrey freaking Wittersby.
00:15:35Wait, what?
00:15:36You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals.
00:15:39Like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a coal estate.
00:15:45Who told you?
00:15:46Doesn't matter.
00:15:47Coach is looking for you.
00:15:48Yeah, I'm coming.
00:15:51Gabby, I'm so sorry.
00:15:54I just want to end the gossip.
00:15:56Everyone thinks I hooked up with Eric.
00:15:58They're calling me Dekathot.
00:16:00Okay, I didn't start that, but I also didn't stop it and I hate myself for that.
00:16:08Let me make it up to you.
00:16:16How?
00:16:16Give me one chance this Saturday.
00:16:20I'm studying for the decathlon.
00:16:23Skip it.
00:16:23I want to show you something no one gets to see.
00:16:27No tricks.
00:16:29Just the truth.
00:16:33If you're lying, I swear to God.
00:16:35I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is.
00:16:54Relax.
00:16:55It's just where I live.
00:16:57It's not who I am.
00:16:58You say that, but I just passed this tennis court with your name on it.
00:17:02Can you have a butler?
00:17:05Okay, technically my parents do, but yeah, Norman likes me better.
00:17:09So, bye.
00:17:34Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:17:36I was lonely, and I wanted to make friends, and I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:45I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:49It's not all that.
00:17:51Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloan.
00:17:56So, what are you going to do?
00:17:59I'm going to take her down.
00:18:02How?
00:18:02Do you want to know another secret?
00:18:05I'm actually really good at tennis.
00:18:08No way.
00:18:08No way.
00:18:10I could teach you.
00:18:12Girls Day and a vendetta.
00:18:15And that's rich.
00:18:34She did that on purpose.
00:18:46She looked me dead in the eye, and bam.
00:18:49I barely know how to hold a racket.
00:18:51You can ask Abby.
00:18:52I missed, like, five in a row.
00:18:54She looked me dead in the eyes.
00:18:56It's called eye contact, Sloan.
00:18:59It's a basic social skill.
00:19:01She smiled when she hit me.
00:19:03I smile a lot.
00:19:05It's polite.
00:19:06Enough.
00:19:09This isn't court TV.
00:19:10Miss Smith, do you really expect me to believe that you're just an uncoordinated student who accidentally hit another girl in the face with a tennis ball?
00:19:24You should definitely believe that.
00:19:26I'm tragically unathletic.
00:19:29Liar.
00:19:30You're wearing, like, three different brands of lipstick, and I'm the criminal?
00:19:34Fine.
00:19:34Listen here, Rose Smith.
00:19:40Consider this your strike one.
00:19:43Three strikes, and you're out.
00:19:53Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:58Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:20:02What did you say?
00:20:04On this on the ground.
00:20:06Oh, I've been looking for this.
00:20:10Eric, please.
00:20:11I'm just trying to live a normal life.
00:20:13Please don't.
00:20:14Yeah, no.
00:20:15Your secret's safe with me.
00:20:18Just like best friends.
00:20:22Um, okay.
00:20:24I think you swear.
00:20:27Uh, okay.
00:20:28I think you swear.
00:20:29Uh-huh.
00:20:31So, wanna sit together at lunch?
00:20:35I already made plans to sit with Gabby.
00:20:39Eric, she didn't say those things about you.
00:20:42That was just Sloan doing a gossip chain.
00:20:45Right.
00:20:46Now, figures.
00:20:49Pinky swear.
00:20:52Awesome.
00:20:54Awesome.
00:20:54But the point being, Eric knows you didn't say anything and that it was all Sloan's gossip chain.
00:21:06Oh, my God.
00:21:08I'm so relieved.
00:21:09So, you and Eric are hanging out now?
00:21:16Just friends.
00:21:20Promise.
00:21:20What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:23What are you talking about?
00:21:25Why are you being such a bitch?
00:21:28Look who's talking.
00:21:30You tormented Gabby.
00:21:32You torment everyone.
00:21:33Actually, you are the massive bitch.
00:21:36Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?
00:21:38Since forever.
00:21:40I have no idea what I was thinking hanging out with you.
00:21:44Oh, please.
00:21:45You loved it.
00:21:46You loved every second of it.
00:21:48I tolerated it.
00:21:50Because I thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and ego.
00:21:55Oh, honey.
00:21:55Your halo?
00:21:56It's slipping.
00:21:57And yours was always fake.
00:22:07Oh, honey.
00:22:08Your halo?
00:22:09It's slipping.
00:22:10And yours was always fake.
00:22:14You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you.
00:22:18And by the way, your taste is abhorrent.
00:22:22Okay, I don't know what that means, but it better mean awesome.
00:22:26It means it sucks.
00:22:27Says the, uh, homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum.
00:22:31Says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat.
00:22:35Okay, well, you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and
00:22:38Jason said hi to you?
00:22:39I've always been better than you.
00:22:41I was just too polite to say it.
00:22:52This is war, Rose Smith.
00:22:55This is war, Rose Smith.
00:22:55Bring it on.
00:23:06You bitch!
00:23:07You bitch!
00:23:08Hey.
00:23:37Hey.
00:23:37I need to ask you something.
00:23:40It's kind of important.
00:23:42No, it's really, it's actually kind of lame.
00:23:45What's up?
00:23:47I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis.
00:23:53After hitting Sloan in the face, I could really use the help.
00:23:56I can, yeah, definitely coach you.
00:23:59Cool.
00:24:01After school?
00:24:03After school.
00:24:05It's a date.
00:24:12Yeah.
00:24:14I can't do it.
00:24:27Like this.
00:24:28Okay.
00:24:29Like that.
00:24:30Okay?
00:24:31Mm-hmm.
00:24:32Ready?
00:24:33Mm-hmm.
00:24:34Mm-hmm.
00:24:35Okay?
00:24:36Mm-hmm.
00:24:37Ready?
00:24:38Mm-hmm.
00:24:39Okay.
00:24:40Oh!
00:24:41Yeah.
00:24:42You should join the tennis team.
00:24:51You know, I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:57Hey.
00:24:58Shh.
00:24:59Shh.
00:25:00Shh.
00:25:01Shh.
00:25:02Shh.
00:25:03Shh.
00:25:04Shh.
00:25:05Shh.
00:25:06Shh.
00:25:07Shh.
00:25:08You bitch.
00:25:09You won't get away with this.
00:25:20Whoops.
00:25:21Looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:26Whoops.
00:25:27Looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:36What the hell?
00:25:51No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:25:58You've got to be kidding me.
00:26:00Oh my god.
00:26:20Oh my god.
00:26:21Oh my god.
00:26:22Oh my god.
00:26:24Oh.
00:26:26Oh.
00:26:27What are you doing?
00:26:47Rose Smith.
00:26:50Why are you half dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:52Someone took my clothes.
00:26:53Strike two.
00:26:55Go.
00:26:56Get.
00:26:57Dressed.
00:27:02Checkmate.
00:27:11Here.
00:27:12I'll take this.
00:27:13It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:27:19I owe you one.
00:27:20Not again.
00:27:21Yeah, what can I say?
00:27:22I'm reliable.
00:27:23Eric.
00:27:24Huh?
00:27:25I don't even know what that means.
00:27:26He likes you.
00:27:27He doesn't even know me.
00:27:28Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:30Maybe.
00:27:31Maybe.
00:27:32Oh my God.
00:27:33There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:34Gross old man.
00:27:35I don't even know what that means.
00:27:36I don't even know what that means.
00:27:37He likes you.
00:27:38He doesn't even know me.
00:27:39Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:44Maybe.
00:27:45Maybe.
00:27:46Oh my God.
00:27:47There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:48Gross older guy?
00:27:49Even better.
00:27:50This is gonna ruin her.
00:27:51Ew.
00:27:52Settle down.
00:27:53Settle down, settle down everybody.
00:27:55People.
00:27:56This is the first away game of the season.
00:27:58Remember, you're representing the school.
00:27:59you're representing the school.
00:28:00avocado.
00:28:01And I'm sorry.
00:28:02You've Irish.
00:28:03That's right.
00:28:04And I don't think it's gonna be right.
00:28:05But why can't you tell me that you're going to be right here?
00:28:06Even though, I just don't know what that means.
00:28:07But why can't you tell me that you're going to be right here?
00:28:08I never thought you're right here.
00:28:09I just wrong.
00:28:10She's dying.
00:28:11And the problem is, love is God.
00:28:12I never thought I'd be right here because you're going to be right here too.
00:28:13And the problem is, love is God.
00:28:14Settle down, settle down, everybody.
00:28:20People, this is the first away game of the season.
00:28:24Remember, you're representing the school.
00:28:38Mind if I sit here?
00:28:40I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:44Hey, Rose, you saved your seat.
00:28:58Okay.
00:28:59No, you don't.
00:29:01Jason.
00:29:03You're saying about me?
00:29:06Sorry, Eric. On the way back?
00:29:09Yeah.
00:29:10Okay, sure.
00:29:12I'm gonna sit right here, on my man's lap.
00:29:26Sloane, seriously? There's no room.
00:29:40Everyone! I have an announcement to make. I'm having a party Saturday. And Audrey Rose Wintersby's gonna be there. Better show up.
00:29:44So are you gonna go?
00:29:46I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:48Why not? I'll be going.
00:29:50Well, you can. I'll be going.
00:29:52I'll be going.
00:29:53I'll be going.
00:29:54Well, you can. I'll go.
00:29:56Listen.
00:29:57I want Chase.
00:29:58And I want Rose. So...
00:29:59Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:30:00I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:30:01I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:30:02I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:30:03Why not? I'll be going.
00:30:04Well, you can. I'll go.
00:30:05Listen. You want Chase? And I want Rose. So...
00:30:07Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:30:09Exactly. I got a plan.
00:30:12Oh.
00:30:13Oh.
00:30:14Oh.
00:30:15Oh.
00:30:16Oh.
00:30:17Oh.
00:30:18Oh.
00:30:19Oh.
00:30:20Oh.
00:30:21Oh.
00:30:22Oh.
00:30:23Oh.
00:30:24Oh.
00:30:25Oh.
00:30:26Oh.
00:30:27Oh.
00:30:28Oh.
00:30:29Oh.
00:30:30Oh.
00:30:31Oh.
00:30:32Oh.
00:30:33Oh.
00:30:34Oh.
00:30:40Oh.
00:30:41Oh.
00:30:43Oh.
00:30:44All right.
00:30:44Hey.
00:30:45Here we go.
00:30:46This was a mistake.
00:30:47I don't belong here.
00:30:48Yes. Yes, you do. You're with me.
00:30:50That's my point.
00:30:51See, Eric is here.
00:30:52I don't think I can take the whole rejection.
00:30:55Oh.
00:30:57This could be a turning point.
00:31:00Just stick with me.
00:31:02Okay.
00:31:03Okay, you ready?
00:31:08Oh, yes.
00:31:12Oh, look.
00:31:14Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:31:17I've brought it.
00:31:18Okay.
00:31:20Hi.
00:31:23No, thank you.
00:31:24I don't drink.
00:31:26Of course you don't.
00:31:28So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:33Oh, my God.
00:31:36You are virgins.
00:31:37Shut up, son.
00:31:38Stop being a jerk.
00:31:40Okay.
00:31:41How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:43Yeah.
00:31:44Truth or dare.
00:31:52Oh.
00:31:54Gabby to Eric.
00:31:55Truth or dare.
00:31:57Eric, truth or dare.
00:32:00Truth.
00:32:03Oh, my God.
00:32:08Come on, Gabby.
00:32:09We don't have all night.
00:32:11What's your favorite color?
00:32:13Okay, what kind of question is that?
00:32:15Blue?
00:32:16Virgin.
00:32:17Sloan.
00:32:19What?
00:32:20Okay.
00:32:23Oh.
00:32:24Eric to Rose.
00:32:26Okay.
00:32:27Rose.
00:32:28Truth or dare.
00:32:30Dare.
00:32:30You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:33Wait.
00:32:34What?
00:32:35Come on, Rose.
00:32:37Rose.
00:32:38Rose.
00:32:39Rose.
00:32:40Rose.
00:32:40Rose.
00:32:41Rose.
00:32:42Rose.
00:32:43Rose.
00:32:43Rose.
00:32:44Rose.
00:32:45Rose.
00:32:53What the hell?
00:32:54Hey.
00:32:55Watch your ass.
00:32:57Oh, yeah?
00:32:57What are you going to do about it?
00:33:02No, Gabby.
00:33:04Wait.
00:33:04Let her go.
00:33:06If she chases her, she's just going to be more embarrassed.
00:33:09Okay.
00:33:10Jason, you're up.
00:33:12Truth or dare.
00:33:13Dare.
00:33:14I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:33:21Rose.
00:33:24Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:33:26What?
00:33:29I'd love to.
00:33:30I'd love to.
00:33:30Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:54Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:57Oh, my God.
00:33:59Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:34:08Shit.
00:34:09Oh.
00:34:09Oh, I'm sorry.
00:34:10I didn't.
00:34:11I forgot.
00:34:11That's the door wasn't.
00:34:13I.
00:34:15Hi.
00:34:18Hi.
00:34:18Hi.
00:34:18You're so beautiful.
00:34:38What the?
00:34:50What the?
00:34:54What the?
00:34:56Oh, God.
00:34:59Wait.
00:35:01What?
00:35:19Oh, man.
00:35:19Oh.
00:35:20Oh, man.
00:35:21Oh, woman.
00:35:23Oh, woman.
00:35:24Oh, man.
00:35:26Wait, what? Rose has an old sugar daddy? Gross.
00:35:33What?
00:35:34It's true. I've seen you together.
00:35:36He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house. I have photos.
00:35:43He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:46But there is an even bigger secret.
00:35:53I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:55Eric?
00:36:04I know who that man is.
00:36:07He's her dad.
00:36:09Come on, you guys. Stop being so dramatic.
00:36:12Remember, Rose? You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:36:15Yeah, that was a really fun day.
00:36:18Oh my God, shut up! They're lying!
00:36:23Eric?
00:36:24Yeah.
00:36:26Hey, I just want to say thank you for staving my butt back there.
00:36:30Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:32Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:34Let's be more than friends.
00:36:36Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:38Please, what if I want to make it harder?
00:36:40Hey, stop! Stop! Stop!
00:36:42Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole!
00:36:44Oh, shit!
00:36:50What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:52Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:54Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:55Shut up!
00:36:56She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:58Liar, you don't even know her.
00:37:00Yeah, I do, asshole!
00:37:02No.
00:37:03She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:05Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:18She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:20Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:23Oh, my God.
00:37:26Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:37:28Her?
00:37:40You can't do this anymore.
00:37:42Everyone is so evil.
00:37:43They're horrible.
00:37:45Unlike you.
00:37:48Are we still up for Saturday night?
00:37:51No, forget it.
00:37:54Forget everything.
00:37:55You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:58I know Eric was just joking.
00:38:00He's an asshole.
00:38:02But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:38:05Yeah.
00:38:06Yeah.
00:38:07He was just kidding.
00:38:09Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:38:13Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:38:18Come on, just say yes.
00:38:21Okay.
00:38:24Okay.
00:38:25Okay.
00:38:32Where I was.
00:38:33Early for my first real date.
00:38:38Hello?
00:38:39This is Rachel from Shea Belle V.
00:38:40Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:42But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.
00:38:507 p.m.
00:38:51Oh.
00:38:52Okay.
00:38:53Thanks.
00:38:54Yes.
00:39:08Understand the assignment?
00:39:11Good.
00:39:12She said...
00:39:13I was just walking by outside and saw you saying...
00:39:14She said...
00:39:15I was just walking by outside and saw you saying...
00:39:17all by yourself.
00:39:18She said...
00:39:19She said...
00:39:20I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:25I've been stood up.
00:39:26Hey, Rose.
00:39:27Small world.
00:39:28What are you doing here?
00:39:29Uh...
00:39:30I was supposed to have a date.
00:39:31with Jason.
00:39:32Yeah?
00:39:33I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:38I've been stood up.
00:39:39Hey, Rose.
00:39:40Small world.
00:39:41What are you doing here?
00:39:42Uh...
00:39:44I was supposed to have a date.
00:39:46With Jason.
00:39:48I've been stood up.
00:39:50Hey, Rose.
00:39:52Small world, what are you doing here?
00:39:54Uh...
00:39:56I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:40:00No, that's weird, because, um...
00:40:04I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:40:08What?
00:40:10You mind if I sit?
00:40:12Sure, go ahead.
00:40:14Um...
00:40:18I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:40:26She's a half hour late.
00:40:28Really?
00:40:30I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:40What?
00:40:42I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:46I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse.
00:40:50I know.
00:40:52But, um...
00:40:54There's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:56What?
00:40:58I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:41:00But...
00:41:02Why don't I have dinner with you?
00:41:04Yeah, it's fine.
00:41:06Be my guest.
00:41:08It's Jason.
00:41:10I've been talking shit about you all over school.
00:41:12What's he saying?
00:41:14That you're a clueless virgin.
00:41:16And he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.
00:41:18No.
00:41:20I'm gonna...
00:41:24go to the bathroom.
00:41:26You okay?
00:41:40Yeah.
00:41:42What?
00:41:44Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:42:00I've been so stupid.
00:42:04I'll never speak to him again.
00:42:10It's probably for the best.
00:42:12That guy's a pig.
00:42:13Yeah.
00:42:26It's time to bring my baby home.
00:42:28Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:30Yeah.
00:42:31Yeah, sure.
00:42:32Let's go.
00:42:53What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:57Hello?
00:43:01Hello?
00:43:03I don't care.
00:43:05Well, you will.
00:43:07And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:43:09And you're going to ace this.
00:43:11And...
00:43:12Oh, no.
00:43:13What now?
00:43:15Sloan posted this.
00:43:19Jason and Sloan?
00:43:21They were together last night.
00:43:23And they're going to prom together.
00:43:27But he said he liked me.
00:43:29But he said he liked me.
00:43:31Hey, Virgin.
00:43:33Did you hear the news?
00:43:35Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:37And we're going to prom together.
00:43:39That's a lie.
00:43:41Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:43Oh, big word for the little virgin.
00:43:45Enough, Sloan.
00:43:47I'm done.
00:43:49Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:51You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:53Everyone knows it.
00:43:54And no one seems to care.
00:43:55And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:57Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:59Because I don't believe it.
00:44:00And even if it were true, I wouldn't have to be jealous.
00:44:02And I'm just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:44:04And I'm just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:44:06Oh, big word for the little virgin.
00:44:08Oh, big word for the little virgin.
00:44:10Enough, Sloan.
00:44:11I'm done.
00:44:12Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:44:14You're just a low-rent slut.
00:44:16Everyone knows it.
00:44:17And no one seems to care.
00:44:18And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:44:20Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:44:22Because I don't believe it.
00:44:24And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:44:28Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:34You take that back.
00:44:36Or what?
00:44:42You take that back.
00:44:44Or what?
00:44:46Bitch, fight!
00:44:47Bitch, fight!
00:44:48Bitch, fight!
00:44:49Bitch, fight!
00:44:50Bitch, fight!
00:44:51Bitch, fight!
00:44:52Bitch, fight!
00:44:53Bitch, fight!
00:44:54Girls!
00:44:56Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:58Ow, ow!
00:44:59Ow, my butt!
00:45:00Oh, my God!
00:45:01I think she broke my butt!
00:45:04Bros!
00:45:06This school has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:45:10Third strike.
00:45:11You're out.
00:45:12Expelled.
00:45:16USSR.
00:45:17Now, go get your things.
00:45:18But...
00:45:19I didn't touch her.
00:45:20I didn't touch you.
00:45:21I said, go!
00:45:25You heard the man ... Go!
00:45:39And?
00:45:40Expilled.
00:45:41But the Academy Decathlon
00:45:45We're gonna be disqualified
00:45:49I'm so, so sorry
00:45:52You stupid idiotic
00:46:03What?
00:46:05You heard me?
00:46:07You were jealous of No's
00:46:08And because of that
00:46:10I'm not gonna go to college
00:46:11Oh honey, you were never going to college
00:46:14You're too stupid
00:46:15This has a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ
00:46:19Shut up, you pathetic proof
00:46:21Shut up, you pathetic proof
00:46:31Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper
00:46:40Gabby, wait
00:46:43I'm so, so sorry
00:46:47A lot of good that does us now
00:46:49We're disqualified, Rose
00:46:52You got yourself kicked off the team
00:46:55And now we've lost
00:46:56But I tried
00:46:57No, I don't get a scholarship
00:46:59I don't get to go to college
00:47:02And it's all because of you
00:47:04But
00:47:05You
00:47:06And your drama
00:47:09Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:47:12That was so hot
00:47:23It's all just with it
00:47:26For semis
00:47:29You
00:47:29Two
00:47:31Three
00:47:31Three
00:47:32Four
00:47:33Four
00:47:33Five
00:47:34Three
00:47:35Two
00:47:35Three
00:47:35Two
00:47:36Three
00:47:37Three
00:47:37Three
00:47:38Four
00:47:38Two
00:47:38Four
00:47:39Three
00:47:39Four
00:47:40Three
00:47:41Five
00:47:42Five
00:47:42Four
00:47:43Four
00:47:44Three
00:47:46Three
00:47:48Four
00:47:48Five
00:47:49Four
00:47:50Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:48:20How did you find out?
00:48:35Eric told me.
00:48:37Tell me.
00:48:39Tell me!
00:48:41She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:47Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:49I was going to, but then the whole date thing happened and you and Sloan happened and then
00:48:57you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:59Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:49:04I sleep with Sloan.
00:49:06She drugged me.
00:49:08And the date thing was a setup.
00:49:10Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloan had.
00:49:14They set me up too.
00:49:16I'm sorry.
00:49:20Why didn't you tell me?
00:49:26Why didn't you tell me?
00:49:29Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:49:32I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.
00:49:38And I wanted you to like me for me and not because of what I am.
00:49:46Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:48I'm crazy about you.
00:49:50I'm crazy about you too.
00:49:55You're so beautiful.
00:50:00You're so beautiful.
00:50:16Why are you wet?
00:50:35It doesn't matter.
00:50:38I have an idea.
00:50:41What?
00:50:42Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:46You're not going to go kill me at all.
00:51:03Okay, I give up.
00:51:05You should give up.
00:51:07I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:51:10You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:51:16Is this what normal teens do?
00:51:19Yeah, pretty much.
00:51:23And hang out with their butlers.
00:51:27Okay.
00:51:27Okay.
00:51:28Oh!
00:51:30Oh!
00:51:31Oh!
00:51:32Oh!
00:51:33Oh!
00:51:35Oh!
00:51:36Oh!
00:51:37Oh!
00:51:38Oh!
00:51:39Oh!
00:51:40Oh!
00:51:41Oh!
00:51:42Oh!
00:51:43Oh!
00:51:44Oh!
00:51:45Oh!
00:51:46Oh!
00:51:46Oh!
00:51:46Oh!
00:51:53You're different when you're like this.
00:51:57Like what?
00:51:58Yourself.
00:51:59I know our new dates can feel this special.
00:52:08Neither did I.
00:52:12I don't want it to end.
00:52:17It doesn't have to.
00:52:29I'm a Furenton.
00:52:45I'm a Furenton.
00:52:53I love you, Rose.
00:52:59I love you, too.
00:53:29I love you, Rose.
00:53:49I worked up an appetite.
00:53:54So how was it?
00:53:56It was amazing.
00:53:57Hey, do I look different?
00:54:04No, you look beautiful.
00:54:14I have something important to ask you.
00:54:17Uh-oh.
00:54:18What?
00:54:24Will you go to the prom with me?
00:54:27Jason, I can't.
00:54:41I was expelled.
00:54:43What?
00:54:45Fuck.
00:54:46Yeah.
00:54:47And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:51So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:53Hmm.
00:54:57Hey, Jason.
00:55:08Hey.
00:55:10How's Rose?
00:55:13Bummed.
00:55:14I feel awful.
00:55:16I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:55:18Yeah.
00:55:18Are you thinking of doing something about it?
00:55:24Well, maybe.
00:55:29Might not be a bad idea.
00:55:30I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:47Yes, indeed, I am aware.
00:55:49But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:54Are we ready to leave?
00:55:55Hey, Gabby.
00:55:59Rose, get over here right away.
00:56:00Something's happened to Jason.
00:56:02Wait, what?
00:56:03What happened?
00:56:08Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:56:09Something happened to Jason.
00:56:10Quick, Jason.
00:56:11Okay.
00:56:11Jason, where's Jason?
00:56:23Where's Jason?
00:56:25It's Audrey Rose.
00:56:26She's so beautiful.
00:56:28People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:38Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:42Oh, my God.
00:56:43Is she doing here?
00:56:44That's really Audrey Rose.
00:56:48Give me that.
00:56:50Jason.
00:56:50Jason.
00:56:51Jason.
00:56:53Hang on.
00:56:54Hang on.
00:56:55She can't be here.
00:56:57She's expelled.
00:56:58Security.
00:57:00Security.
00:57:03Nope.
00:57:04Give it.
00:57:06Hang on, everyone.
00:57:07Gabby.
00:57:07What the?
00:57:32No, everyone, turn it off.
00:57:34Turn off the videos.
00:57:35You see, it was Sloane that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:57:39And Sloane drugged Jason to make it look like they slept together.
00:57:43And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:57:46You bitch.
00:57:47Security.
00:57:49Please escort Sloane to my office.
00:57:51No.
00:57:51Please.
00:57:51No, get off me.
00:57:52Do not touch me.
00:57:53Do you know how much I am worked?
00:57:55Jason.
00:57:55Jason.
00:57:55No, it's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:58:10First, the prom king is Chasing Grey.
00:58:14And now the moment you've all been waiting for.
00:58:25This year's prom queen is...
00:58:28Audrey Rose Winterspeed.
00:58:35Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
00:58:56Congratulations.
00:58:59Hi.
00:59:01I know how difficult your teenage years can be.
00:59:05No matter who you are.
00:59:07Between school, family, social media, or gossip, bullies, and mean girls.
00:59:15This time can be exceptionally painful.
00:59:19But for all the lows, there are some amazing highs.
00:59:25Friends, laughter, basketball games, and hot fudge sundaes.
00:59:31I mean, let's face it, high school can be the best time of our lives.
00:59:35But remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are.
00:59:43Because every single one of you is special.
00:59:47And now, I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage.
00:59:52Wait, what?
00:59:55I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen.
01:00:03She's smart and funny and charitable and loyal.
01:00:08Nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff.
01:00:13Hey.
01:00:14Wanna dance?
01:00:27Get lost, asshole.
01:00:28Everyone?
01:00:29All right, all right.
01:00:30I know you wanna get back to dancing.
01:00:31But let's take a moment to recognize academically.
01:00:35academic excellence.
01:00:36We are proud to announce that Gabby has been awarded the award.
01:00:37The award.
01:00:38The award.
01:00:39The award.
01:00:40The award.
01:00:41The award.
01:00:42Two labels.
01:00:43The award.
01:00:47We are proud to win for the award.
01:00:50Everyone, all right, all right, I know you want to get back to dancing,
01:00:55but let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence.
01:01:00We are proud to announce that Gabi has been awarded an academic scholarship.
01:01:12Gabi, all that hard work has paid off. Congratulations.
01:01:20Yes, girl.
01:01:30And that's the story of how one simple little heiress
01:01:48got a regular happily ever after.
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