10 Amazing Strikers Who Flopped In The Premier League

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Why do so many of the world's best goalscorers unravel in the Premier League?

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00:00Much to the chagrin, excellent word, of fans of other divisions, the question, but can he do it

00:09in the Premier League, remains a pertinent one. While some of the game's greatest names have

00:13arrived in the division and thrived, I'm thinking like, Makaleli, Zlatan, and I did have another

00:19one, Ivan Campo, he'll do, plenty of the giants of world football have had an absolute nightmare

00:25here. And of course, in no position is that more costly or indeed more funny than up front.

00:31I'm Adam Cleary, this is 442, and these are 10 amazing strikers who completely flopped in the

00:37Premier League. Number 10, Jared Borghetti, Bolton. For a player whose name sounds like a car, Jared

00:43Borghetti was the proverbial Rolls Royce of a footballer. He pitched up at Bolton in the

00:47twilight of a career that had made him a bigger Mexican institution than those enormous hats you

00:52get with the nice little lace patterns on them. He had scored absolutely loads of goals in his

00:57home country for Santos Laguna and became one of the most feared strikers in all of South America.

01:02However, under Sam Allardyce, he managed just two goals in 19 Premier League games, one against

01:08Man City and the other against Charlton. He was a lot better in the Cups, yes, but that's not what

01:12this list is about, is it? Rules are rules. Number 9, Roberto Saldado, Tottenham. Now, I'm sorry,

01:18but I'm not having any comments here for referring to Saldado as a great striker. The lad had just

01:23bagged 30 goals in 46 appearances the previous season at Valencia and was genuinely being talked

01:30about as one of the hottest commodities in Europe. Now, you might not believe that, I might not even

01:34believe that, but it did happen. I was there, people were saying it. And as well, in his defence,

01:39Spurs were a little bit all over the place when he arrived, having just splurged all the Gareth Bale money

01:44on no less than seven, count them seven, highly rated new players. Still though, seven Premier

01:50League goals in 52 games is, well, crap. Number 8, Diego Forlan, Manchester United.

01:57It tells you absolutely everything about what a footballing monster truck Mourinho's Chelsea were

02:02that Man United had both Van Nistelrooy and Forlan on their books for those first two Premier

02:06League wins and could not get anywhere near them. Unlike his Dutch teammate though, the Uruguayans'

02:12time in the Premier League was a famous damp squib. 17 goals in 98 appearances, the first

02:17not coming until his 34th game, did little to suggest that he would go on to, and let

02:22me just double check my notes here, ah yes, become one of the most feared goal scorers in

02:27all of Europe. 155 goals in just seven years in La Liga, that is not the Diego Forlan you

02:35saw in the Premier League. Regardless though, Man United fans still seem to love him on account

02:39of his two very memorable strikes against Liverpool. Proof once more that banter remains undefeated

02:44as the true measure of footballing success.

02:47This is great banter, it really is.

02:51Number 7, Sergei Rebrov, Tottenham. The £11 million Ukrainian, then 25, had been one

02:56half of what was arguably Europe's most devastating strike partnership. Alongside Andrei Shevchenko

03:01and ho ho ho, more on him later, the duo had scored almost 200 goals between them in five

03:08seasons at Dynamo Kiev. Recruited to become the prolific goal scorer that Spurs lacked,

03:12Rebrov ultimately struggled to perform at anywhere near the same level and was even overlooked

03:17for the 2002 League Cup Final. Now don't get me wrong, there's no shame to getting benched

03:21behind Teddy Sheringham and Les Ferdinand, they're two great players, but they had a combined

03:25age at the time of 70. But you know, score 10 goals in two seasons and that's what you're

03:32going to get.

03:33Number 6, Gonzalo Higuain, Chelsea. Genuinely a sporting anomaly how so many strikers can

03:37bang in goals for fun in almost any other league in the world and then get to England and look

03:42like some beige middle management type who's won a play on the pitch prize in a company raffle.

03:47Gonzalo Higuain, par exemple, was almost one goal every two games at Real Madrid and Juventus,

03:54one goal every game and a half at Napoli and then got to Chelsea and looked about as much

03:59use as tits on a kipper.

04:00Five goals, the sum total of his loan spell in London where afterwards he defended his

04:04record by pointing out the club did win the Europa League while he was there. And again

04:08just let me check my notes here, ah yes he played a grand total of 24 minutes in that

04:13competition and did not even get off the bench in the final. Worth a try.

04:18Number 5, Claudio Pizarro, Chelsea. Yeah I'll just, I'll level with you now, the rest of this

04:22list is mostly Chelsea. The Peruvian all-star hit 100 goals for Bayern Munich to establish

04:28a reputation as one of Germany and Europe's top marksmen and his arrival at Chelsea on

04:32a free transfer no less looked like a genius piece of business. He started by missing a

04:37penalty in the Community Shields shootout against Manchester United on his debut and things

04:42did not improve much thereafter. Pizarro notched just two goals in 21 matches before departing

04:49after one season. A stint so short in fact that we as a fanbase didn't ever quite decide

04:54if it was Pizarro or Pizzaro. You'd think Pizz as there's only one Zed so it's not like

05:00pizza with two. Right? Pizarro? Pizzaro? Pitharo? What was I talking about?

05:09Number 4, Radamel Falcao, Manchester United. Easily, without question, one of the most complete

05:15centre forwards in world football while at both Porto and Atletico Madrid, Falcao made

05:20cheese strings out of his anterior cruciament ligaments at Monaco but his 6 million loan

05:25to Man United still felt like really good business. Nope, just four goals all season for Louis

05:32van Gaal's men and that was the end of his time in England. Except wait, no it wasn't

05:36because number 4 again, Radamel Falcao, Chelsea. Never a team you can accuse of letting their rivals

05:43hog the money-wasting spotlight, Chelsea seemingly took it as a personal challenge to somehow

05:49out-farce this farce and brought him in the following season. One goal in all competitions,

05:54round of applause for everyone involved please. Number 3, Hernan Crespo. You guessed it, Chelsea.

06:00Now yes, a glance at Crespo's goals per game record in the Premier League suggests that maybe

06:05the flop tag is somewhat harsh in this case, he did net 20 times in 49 games. But according

06:11to the three Chelsea fans I know and I swear have asked, the former Palmer, Lazio and Inter

06:16sharpshooter just never really convinced at Stamford Bridge. Ten goals in both seasons

06:21just felt like a massive letdown given how good he clearly was and could have been and

06:25neither Ranieri nor Mourinho ever quite managed to extract a proper tune out of him.

06:30Number 2, Fernando Morientes. Chelsea. Oh no, it's Liverpool. Oh do you know what, this

06:34one broke my heart. Liverpool appeared to have snared one of the deals of the century when

06:39they got Morientes, still only 28, for 6.3 million. He wasn't getting minutes at Madrid

06:44but being behind Ronaldo, Raul and Michael Owen in the pecking order hardly made that a red

06:49flag. But not only was it a red flag, it was a Reds flag. Because they're the Reds. That

06:56joke does sort of work. The three time Champions League winner showed flashes of his talent at

07:01Anfield but ultimately found neither form nor fitness. A meagre 12 goals in 60 appearances

07:07followed and the Reds loaned him back out to Valencia after just 18 months. Anyway, here's

07:11a pitch for any HBO types watching. Get a biopic in the works and have Pedro Pascal play him.

07:15Look at them side by sides. You can see it, can't you?

07:18Number 1, Andrei Shevchenko. Chelsea. For a while, Shevchenko was basically the Michael Jordan

07:24of football. But at Chelsea though, he was the Michael Jordan of expensive footballing misadventure.

07:31A then British record fee of 30.8 million in 2006 yielded a meagre 9 Premier League goals

07:38in his three years at the club. The problem was, he was less a shrewd bit of transfer business

07:43and more... How can I put this without winding up on some sort of hit list? A gift. A lovely,

07:49generous goal scoring gift from Roman Abramovich to Jose Mourinho despite Chelsea having no issue scoring goals

07:59and them just coming off the back of consecutive Premier League title wins.

08:03If you think about it, it's sort of like buying somebody a really nice expensive beard trimmer

08:08for Christmas after they've already accidentally cut their own head off with their Gillette Mach 3.

08:13So it like, it fits their interests. Yes, just, just not their circumstances.

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