- 6/18/2025
BF For Hire (2024) – Full Short Drama | English Sub – Full HD Movie
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00:01Senior year, the culmination of all my careful planning.
00:05Perfect grades, the model boyfriend.
00:07It's all falling into place.
00:11Hey, Jake.
00:13What'd you want to talk about?
00:14We need to break up.
00:16What?
00:17Come on, Claire.
00:18Things haven't been working out for a while.
00:20But everything was going so well.
00:22I've been seeing someone else.
00:25It's okay, Claire.
00:26I mean, it's not the end of the world.
00:28You'll find someone, you'll find someone.
00:32Claire.
00:34My jacket.
00:44See, it's cool.
00:50Look, I get it's only been a week, but this moping, it's got to stop.
00:55We were together for two years, Zoe.
00:57Exactly.
00:58Forget him.
00:59This is our senior year.
01:00Literally the perfect time to just start fresh.
01:03I don't want to start fresh.
01:04I just want Jake back.
01:06Wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:07Pause.
01:08You want to get back together with him?
01:10Of course I do.
01:11Even though he cheated on you.
01:14Even though he cheated on you.
01:17Everyone makes mistakes.
01:18Oh, okay.
01:19Look, sooner or later he's going to realize how much he misses me.
01:23You know you're my best friend, right?
01:25Yeah.
01:26So seeing you like this, it honestly kills me.
01:31So if you really, really want to get back together with Jake, then I'm willing to help you.
01:37Really?
01:38Yeah.
01:39Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
01:40Okay, okay, okay, okay.
01:42Okay, there's one thing you can do, like one thing that'll drive him crazy and just straight back into your arms.
01:47What is it?
01:48Operation Jealousy.
01:51Operation Jealousy.
01:53Yep.
01:54You gotta make him crazy jealous and then he'll be crawling on his knees begging to get back together with you.
01:59Okay, and how do I do that?
02:01Simple.
02:02You bring a hot guy to his birthday party tomorrow.
02:05I don't know.
02:06Seems kind of crazy to me.
02:08Well, you need to trust me because it's gonna work.
02:10Okay, well how am I supposed to find a new boyfriend in the next 24 hours?
02:14Babe, it's 2020.
02:16You know that anything's possible.
02:18Plus, I found this new app called BF Bundle where you can hire a fake boyfriend for the night.
02:24Wait, how do you know about this?
02:26This is about you.
02:28This is about you.
02:29So...
02:30Okay, well how does it work?
02:32Well, first we need to create your profile.
02:34And...
02:35Done.
02:36Now we just wait.
02:38Actually, hold on, I'm gonna add a bio to make you seem a little bit more...
02:43Fun.
02:45Okay, I am plenty of fun.
02:47Look at you right now.
02:50Okay, fair enough.
02:51Yeah.
02:52And...
02:53Oh, oh, whoa.
02:56You already have a match, dude.
02:58You have a match.
02:59And the reviews are raving that he is a total hottie.
03:02Oh my god, let me see.
03:04Swoonworthy.
03:05Yeah.
03:06Local athlete.
03:08He has a five star rating.
03:10Yeah, that sounds perfect for you.
03:12Wait, why aren't there any photos?
03:14Um, oh, the app says it's a privacy thing.
03:17You have to commit to at least a meetup.
03:19Oh.
03:20I'll take this.
03:22Let's see.
03:23Wait, what are you doing?
03:24Uh...
03:26Done.
03:27You're meeting him today.
03:29Today?
03:30Yeah.
03:31Like, this today?
03:32This one.
03:33So...
03:34Let's get dressed.
03:35Zoey!
03:36Yeah!
03:37Zoey!
03:38Come on!
03:39That is too soon!
03:49Damon!
03:50Hey.
03:51I thought you were at a hockey convention all summer.
03:54No, it ended.
03:55I just got back into town.
03:56Plus, Jake wouldn't stop going on about his big birthday bash.
03:59Guess I'll see you there?
04:01Um...
04:02No.
04:03Actually, we broke up.
04:04Oh.
04:05Oh man.
04:06I'm sorry to hear that.
04:07Thanks.
04:08Well, I'm meeting someone, so have a good night.
04:11Yeah, you too.
04:32You know, I'm sure they'll be here any second.
04:36You don't have to wait.
04:37Thank you, though.
04:38I'm not.
04:39I'm actually...
04:40I happen to be meeting someone, too.
04:42Do you have to do it right here?
04:44It's public street, so I'm pretty sure that means we can share the sidewalk.
04:50I was supposed to meet this girl I've been texting.
04:52Poor thing's going through a rough breakup.
04:54Drama Queen 2020?
04:55Oh, man.
04:56What?
04:57This is epic.
04:58This is a mistake.
04:59Look, forget about everything.
05:00You can even keep the money.
05:01Oh, no, no, no.
05:02You can't get away that easy.
05:03Please.
05:04Don't tell Jake about this.
05:05Okay.
05:06I won't tell him.
05:07And I'll do you one better.
05:08I'll be your fake boyfriend.
05:09What?
05:10What?
05:11That's why you're in the app, right?
05:13I just wanted to hire someone for a day to make Jake jealous.
05:14Great.
05:15I'm in.
05:16No.
05:17Look, we can't do that.
05:18He's your brother.
05:19Who also happens to be a massive jerk for what he did to you.
05:20I can't believe he cheated on you.
05:21No one's going to believe that you're actually dating me.
05:24Everyone knows you don't do relationships.
05:25I'm in.
05:26I'm in.
05:27I'm in.
05:28I'm in.
05:29I'm in.
05:30I'm in.
05:31I'm in.
05:32I'm in.
05:33I'm in.
05:34I'm in.
05:35I'm in.
05:36I'm in.
05:37I'm in.
05:38I'm in.
05:39I'm in.
05:40I'm in.
05:41I'm in.
05:42Don't do relationships.
05:43Maybe I'm full of surprises.
05:45No.
05:46Forget it.
05:47Look, I'll find someone else.
05:48Look, you're not going to do better than going out with Jake's older, charming and much
05:53hotter brother.
05:54Come on.
05:55You want to make him jealous and I'm going to teach him a lesson.
05:57It's a win-win.
06:01Hmm?
06:02Fine.
06:03But we follow my plan, no improvising.
06:06Yes, ma'am.
06:07So.
06:08When exactly are we going to do this?
06:10Tomorrow night.
06:11That's... that's his birthday party.
06:13Exactly.
06:14That's... that's his birthday party.
06:16Exactly.
06:19Well, you're definitely full of surprises.
06:23Will you please answer the question?
06:25Jeez, take it easy.
06:27I hired you to be my boyfriend, remember?
06:30You have to know how we got together in case anyone asks.
06:33Okay, okay, yeah, uh, what was the question?
06:36Where did we go on our first date?
06:39Um... the...
06:41We had a magical night at the movies.
06:44Do people even go to the movies anymore?
06:46Yes, they do.
06:47Isn't that kind of lame?
06:48It's not lame, it's believable.
06:52No, what we need is an epic love story to blow everyone's mind.
06:58What epic love story?
07:00We've been dating for like a week.
07:03Well, haven't you ever heard of love at first sight?
07:08Haven't you ever heard of love at first sight?
07:13I've known you for two years, Damon.
07:16Fine, love at second sight.
07:18Look, I just don't want this to blow up in my face because of one misstep.
07:22I'm getting Jake back.
07:23He cheated on you.
07:24It was a mistake.
07:25Besides, I put too much in this relationship just to throw it away.
07:29Wow, how romantic.
07:31You just don't understand the value of being in a committed relationship.
07:35Real relationships never work.
07:37That's why I'm on the app.
07:39With fake relationships, I can enjoy it all without any disappointment.
07:46How romantic.
07:47Uh, well, I gotta go.
07:51I've got hockey practice before the party tonight.
07:54Wait, we haven't even gone over my favorite hobbies yet.
07:56How about you drop the plan and just see where the night takes you?
08:00Ever heard of the risks worth taking?
08:02Ever heard of don't mess with a good thing?
08:04Look, I'll follow your lead tonight, but you need to loosen up.
08:08I mean, have some fun.
08:10When was the last time you had fun, Claire?
08:12I have plenty of fun.
08:14Yeah?
08:15Yeah, that's fun.
08:16That's almost too fun.
08:19Can't wait to see that later tonight.
08:27Nope.
08:28No more of that.
08:30Didn't realize you're an expert in makeup now.
08:33What I mean is you don't need any makeup.
08:35You already look amazing with that.
08:37You can save the theatrics for now.
08:39We're not at the party yet.
08:40No, I'm serious.
08:41You look beautiful.
08:43You always do.
08:46I guess I'm just nervous.
08:48Don't worry.
08:49I'll be by your side the whole night.
08:51I promise.
08:52You shouldn't have to work so hard for Jake anyway.
08:54I mean, you're already way out of his league.
08:56Okay, now I know you're joking.
08:58When you guys first started dating, I couldn't believe my brother's luck.
09:03I mean, you're ridiculously smart.
09:06You started in all the school plays, got every solo and chorus.
09:09You're nervous.
09:10You still have time for math leads.
09:12I can't believe you know all that.
09:15I always thought you just ignored me.
09:17You're my little brother's girlfriend.
09:19I had to keep my distance, but I still paid attention.
09:22You know, when you drop the whole too cool for school act, you're actually a pretty decent guy.
09:28Damon Coral.
09:29Hey, careful.
09:30I have a reputation doable.
09:32No, I'm serious.
09:33I think you might actually make a great boyfriend.
09:37I mean, when you finally decide to try with someone, of course.
09:44Claire?
09:47We're here.
09:48We're here.
10:05People are looking.
10:07Why are they looking?
10:08They're looking because you're with me.
10:10When you're with me, you actually get to have some fun for me.
10:52I'm going to give this to Drinks. I'll be right back.
11:01Okay, wow, wow, wow. It looks like things are heating up.
11:04I know, right? It's almost like Operation Jealousy might actually work.
11:08Yeah, no, I was talking about you two.
11:10What?
11:10You and the town hottie?
11:12No, I mean, we're just, I don't know, pretending or actually having fun for once?
11:18You know, you two kind of look cute together. Plus, I haven't seen you smile this much in a long time.
11:25Oh my god, there he is.
11:28Oh my god, there he is.
11:29See, he can't be over me. Look at his face.
11:32Oh my gosh, is that Chelsea?
11:37So much for girl code, and I thought she was your friend.
11:43He said he'd only give his jacket to his one special girl.
11:48It's time to AF this party up.
11:57Did someone say never have ever?
11:59Woo!
11:59Let's play.
12:04I don't think that's a good idea.
12:06Come on, it'll be fun.
12:07So, wait, why don't you go first?
12:22Okay.
12:23Um, never have I ever fantasized about a teacher.
12:27Ooh, cute.
12:30Now, let's see.
12:32Never have I ever been pathetic enough to crash Max's birthday party.
12:37Oh!
12:39Okay.
12:40Ooh!
12:41Cute.
12:42Now, let's see.
12:44Never have I ever been pathetic enough to crash Max's birthday party.
12:49Oh!
12:51Okay.
12:52Never have I ever been some loser's side chick.
12:55Never have I ever been desperate enough to swoop in on someone's ex.
12:58Never have I ever cheated on someone completely out of my league.
13:02Never have I ever slept with basically every girl in this room.
13:05Oh!
13:10Face it, Claire.
13:12You'll never be more than just another number to him.
13:17Claire.
13:18Claire.
13:23Seriously, Claire?
13:24You're gonna show up to my party just to start drama?
13:26No, I didn't do anything.
13:27It was Chelsea.
13:28Don't blame Chelsea.
13:30You're just jealous.
13:34You know what?
13:35You two deserve each other.
13:38Hey, dude.
13:39Are you okay?
13:40Because that game was brutal.
13:43And where did Damon run off to?
13:45I don't know.
13:47He said he was gonna be by my side the entire night.
13:49And I thought we were...
13:51It doesn't even matter anymore.
13:53Is Claire Sanders actually breaking protocol?
13:57No matter how hard I plan or how carefully I try to put my life into this perfect little
14:01box, it all comes crashing down around me.
14:04And now the one guy I might actually have real feelings for is off God knows where probably
14:09setting up a new date with a girl in that stupid app.
14:13So, yeah.
14:14I'm done planning.
14:15Plans can suck it.
14:16Plans can suck it.
14:18Hey.
14:19Sorry I ran out like that.
14:20I left my phone in the car and I had to grab it to get on the app.
14:23Of course.
14:24What?
14:25Just...
14:26Wait, wait, wait.
14:27Where are you going?
14:28Home.
14:29And don't worry.
14:30I'll still write a good review for you.
14:31I wouldn't want you to miss out on any more epic dates.
14:32Hey.
14:33Talk to me.
14:34You just left me in there.
14:35I know.
14:36I'm sorry.
14:37I wasn't thinking.
14:38I don't know.
14:39I'm sorry.
14:40I wasn't thinking.
14:41I don't know.
14:42I'm sorry.
14:43I wasn't thinking.
14:44I know.
14:45I'm sorry.
14:46I wasn't thinking.
14:47I know.
14:48I'm sorry.
14:49I wasn't thinking.
14:50I know.
14:51I'm sorry.
14:52I wasn't thinking.
14:53I don't care anymore, Damon.
14:54Look, you were right.
14:55Jake's an ass.
14:56So, the plan, this, it's over.
15:01What if I don't want it to be over?
15:04What if I don't want it to be over?
15:07You could have your pick of any girl out there, so why don't you just get on the app
15:11and find someone else?
15:12Yeah, I got on the app because I wanted to delete it.
15:15What?
15:16I deactivated my account.
15:18Why would you do that?
15:20Look, I know I'm just another number to use.
15:21You're not just another number, okay?
15:24You never were.
15:26I don't want a fake date with you anymore, alright?
15:30I want a real one.
15:34I thought you said that real relationships never work.
15:40Well, maybe I realize that you're the rest worth taking.
15:45Come on.
15:46Slapshot 239.
15:50Pick me home.
15:51Are you sure I'm doing this right?
16:05Yeah.
16:06Just make sure these two dots match.
16:07They'll make that side a little bit bigger.
16:08Okay.
16:09I'm trusting the process.
16:10I'm just glad we get to go sag together.
16:11You never got a date, right?
16:12No date.
16:13But Damon's really not coming?
16:14I bought him a ticket in case he changes mind, but he won't budge.
16:16Well, that's his loss because you are about to be the best homecoming queen that we have ever seen.
16:19No way!
16:20I don't even know how I got nominated.
16:21And, of course, Jake is going to be the best homecoming queen that we have ever seen.
16:22No way!
16:23I don't even know how I got nominated.
16:24And, of course, Jake is going to be the best homecoming queen that we have ever seen.
16:27Yeah, just make sure these two dots match.
16:28They'll make that side a little bit bigger.
16:29Okay.
16:30I'm trusting the process.
16:31I'm just glad we get to go sag together.
16:32You never got a date, right?
16:33No date.
16:34But Damon's really not coming?
16:35I bought him a ticket in case he changes mind, but he won't budge.
16:38Well, that's his loss because you are about to be the best homecoming queen that we have ever seen.
16:44No way!
16:45I don't even know how I got nominated.
16:48And, of course, Jake is on the ballot because he's the only reason why our soccer team wins.
16:52I feel like the only reason I'm on there is because people want to see what Chelsea will do if I win.
16:56Knowing her, she'll probably dump a bucket of pig's blood on my head.
16:59At least she's vegan, so, you know, it'll be synthetic.
17:03Maybe Jake, like, campaigned for you guys to reignite something.
17:07Because I heard rumblings that him and Chelsea aren't doing too hot right now.
17:11Ooh, trouble in cheater's paradise. Shocker.
17:15Where did you even hear that, anyway?
17:18I don't even remember. You know, gossip travels.
17:23That looks pretty good.
17:25But it could also be your newfound popularity from dating Damon.
17:28It hasn't exactly gone unnoticed that you get picked up on a motorcycle every single day.
17:34Yes, Damon. My knight in shining armor who can't even be bothered to take his girlfriend to her school dance.
17:43I mean, at least he's hot.
17:45So hot.
17:47It's so weird that Joey didn't ask you to be his date.
17:51Um, not that weird. We haven't talked in a while.
17:54Why? I thought you were starting to dig him.
17:56As soon as I figured out that our names couldn't have one of those cool celebrity abbreviations, it was over before it began.
18:02Jay-Zoey.
18:04Jay-Zoey.
18:05Absolutely not.
18:07Well, more Zoe for me.
18:10Nothing's gonna keep us apart.
18:12Oh, it's Damon!
18:14Oh, it's Damon!
18:16Or should I say Claremon?
18:19Can I call you back to finish this?
18:21Yeah, you can.
18:22Claremon.
18:23But you better, cause we need to finish this look.
18:25Okay.
18:26Bye!
18:27Hey, beautif-
18:29What's up with your eyes?
18:31It's not finished yet.
18:33You look like Amy Winehouse on a Tuesday morning.
18:36Zoe is giving me a tutorial for the dance tonight.
18:38Ah, yes!
18:40I almost forgot who I was speaking with.
18:43My sincerest apologies.
18:45Your royalness.
18:46I know how you can make it up to me.
18:48Nope.
18:49Come on!
18:50You're seriously gonna let me do this alone?
18:52You're not gonna be alone.
18:53I thought you were wrong with Zoe.
18:55Plus, if you listen very carefully, I bet you can hear Jake-
18:59Yep, there's Jake, bouncing off the walls.
19:02Dude is pumped.
19:03Yeah, because dances are super fun, and even more fun if you have a date like he does.
19:08Yeah, for now.
19:09What do you mean?
19:10Chelsea's been soft ghosting him.
19:12I don't think she's that excited about the dance.
19:15Why could that be?
19:17Because yours truly got nominated and she didn't?
19:21Oh yeah, I'm sure that's it.
19:23I bet that is it.
19:25She's gonna be so pissed if I win queen for the night.
19:29She's gonna be so pissed if I win queen for the night.
19:33And then, you know, for the rest of the school year, because I would have to play in prom,
19:38and then the homecoming queen normally becomes the prom queen, and then-
19:41I seriously doubt she's thinking about this a quarter as much as you are.
19:45How could you not be?
19:48Because nobody cares about this king and queen stuff as much as you and Jake.
19:52It's lame.
19:53Easy for you to say.
19:54You got nominated all four years and didn't even show up.
19:56I get that this seems like a big deal to you now, but I promise, when you get out of high school,
20:00you'll realize none of this stuff matters.
20:03Wow!
20:05And, uh, you think Chelsea has already reached this higher consciousness?
20:10No, I'm not talking about her.
20:11You know, come to think of it, if you both are so mature, maybe you should skip the dance together,
20:16get a cheese board, and, you know, talk about all the super important adult stuff that actually matters.
20:23Oh, look. Someone my age is calling.
20:27I-I didn't mean-Claire!
20:28Bye!
20:36I need to fix this.
20:38Hey, Jake.
20:40Claire!
20:41Hey, um, thanks for picking up.
20:45Whoa, did-did Zoe do this to you?
20:48It's a work in progress.
20:49What's up?
20:50Cool.
20:51Um, I just wanted to call you and touch base and just, you know, make sure that things
20:58don't get awkward tonight.
21:02You mean if we win?
21:04Uh, we're gonna win.
21:07Is Chelsea gonna be upset if we win?
21:12If, um, if she looks up from her phone long enough to notice, maybe.
21:16Aw, texting someone else?
21:19It'd be a shame if she were in, like, a secret relationship. That would suck.
21:23Look, Claire, I know that I can never apologize enough for what I did, but...
21:29I really am sorry.
21:31I didn't mean to hurt you, and if I could take it back, I-I would.
21:37It's fine.
21:38It's fine.
21:39It's fine.
21:40Just...
21:41At least she'll be there.
21:42Damon won't even come.
21:45Yeah, I never really understood his thing with dances.
21:48I mean, like, we always had a great time.
21:51I know!
21:52It's a chance to get, like, dressed up and have fun and make grand romantic gestures.
21:55Grand romantic gestures.
21:57Jinx!
21:58Don't tell anyone that I just said that.
22:04Whoa.
22:05Is that the dress that you've been saving since freshman year?
22:08Yeah.
22:10I can't believe I'll finally be able to wear it.
22:14And I can't believe this will be our first high school dance where we aren't going together.
22:20Yeah.
22:21Me neither.
22:22I hope we win so we at least get one dance together.
22:30Well, how about either way we make it happen.
22:33One dance before the night's over.
22:35Deal.
22:37As long as you promise not to step on my dress like you did junior year.
22:40That was sophomore year!
22:42It was both.
22:45Fine.
22:47As long as you promise not to bust out your grandma moves.
22:50What?
22:51You mean...
22:53This one?
22:54Oh, God.
22:55My eyes!
22:56Stop it!
22:57My eyes!
23:01What, like, you can do better?
23:03Oh, come on.
23:04Anyone can do better than whatever that was.
23:07Let's see.
23:08By all means.
23:09Oh, uh, sorry.
23:10Chelsea's calling me.
23:11I should get it.
23:12I'll see you later?
23:13Yeah, yeah.
23:14See ya.
23:15Yeah.
23:16Yeah.
23:17Yeah.
23:18Yeah.
23:19See ya.
23:20Yeah.
23:21Yeah.
23:22Yeah.
23:23Yeah.
23:24Yeah.
23:25See ya.
23:26Hello?
23:27Hello?
23:28Hello?
23:29Just trying to show you what you're missing.
23:30Wow.
23:31You look incredible.
23:32Thanks.
23:33Are you?
23:34Are you going somewhere?
23:35Thanks.
23:36Are you...
23:37Are you going somewhere?
23:50Hello?
23:51Hello?
23:52I'm just trying to show you what you're missing.
23:56Wow.
23:57You look incredible.
23:59Thanks.
24:00Are you...
24:01Are you going somewhere?
24:03Yeah, there's a cheese board with my name on it I need to get to.
24:06Look, I'm sorry about before.
24:09I know it's just a stupid dance, but it's my last homecoming and...
24:13I don't know, I really wanted you to be there.
24:16Yeah, I'm sorry too.
24:17I should have known how important I was to you.
24:19It's okay.
24:21How do you...
24:22How do you do this?
24:23You're getting pretty dressed up to eat a cheese board with your brother's girlfriend.
24:28If you think I'm going to let my brother have all the fun, you're crazy.
24:32Is this going to match your dress?
24:34You're coming?!
24:36And you got me a corsage?
24:38Is it against the rule to bring your own crowns?
24:41I just want to make sure people know who the true king and queen are.
24:44I'm crazy, I'm just kidding.
24:46Wait, what?
24:47Nothing!
24:48Nothing!
24:49I'm just talking to myself.
24:50Okay, well how about a little less chit chat and a little more boogie?
24:53Come on, Claire, we've got a homecoming to get to.
24:55And I, for one, am wearing my dancing shoes.
24:58This part always gets me.
24:59Yes!
25:00Yes!
25:01Yes!
25:02Yes!
25:03It is so sad.
25:04Are you watching hockey right now?
25:05What?
25:06No!
25:07No!
25:08No!
25:09No!
25:10No!
25:11No!
25:12No!
25:13No!
25:14No!
25:15No!
25:16No!
25:17No!
25:18No!
25:19No!
25:20No!
25:21No!
25:22I mean, I'm not not watching hockey.
25:23Come on, babe.
25:24Tell me some slack.
25:25It's my birthday tomorrow and these are two of my favorite teams.
25:26This is a classic, Damon.
25:27Anybody who's anybody has seen this.
25:28Classics just code for old.
25:29I don't know why I bother trying to culture you.
25:30Anyway, what's the plans for tomorrow, birthday boy?
25:31Well, since I've been away for two weeks, I was thinking I could kiss your face for the
25:32first half of the day and then, you know, we got to party later.
25:33Crap, crap, crap.
25:48Oh, crap!
25:49Crap, crap!
26:02Um, Nico Guitar Flames is calling? Who's that?
26:08I completely forgot. I have a lesson now.
26:13Is this why you've gotten someone to guitar lately?
26:17Hey, my favorite student. And my favorite student's friend?
26:24We were just watching The Long Way and we lost track of time.
26:28Oh, yes. I see you took my recommendation. Such a classic.
26:34Boyfriend.
26:36What?
26:37I'm not her friend. I'm her boyfriend.
26:39Oh, lucky guy.
26:41Who was just leaving. Bye, Demon.
26:44I mean, I can stay. I'd love to see what you two have been working so hard on lately.
26:48But no. I mean, no, no.
26:52She's right. Music is so personal. So intimate. Something to be shared between two.
26:57Or three.
26:59Oh, no. Almost never three.
27:05Young love. Such a beautiful thing.
27:07Love? Who said? I don't... we... we don't... um...
27:14Have you ever been in love?
27:17Of course. Yeah, I've been in love a bunch of times. I mean, not a bunch of times. The normal amount of times.
27:27There's just a lot of pressure on when to say it, you know? There's just... there's a lot of stress and then you don't know who should say it first or when you should say it or if they'll ever say it back and...
27:39Maybe I can help you find a way to say it.
27:47Should we begin? Should we begin?
27:51Yeah!
27:53Damon?
27:55Hey, Zoe. What's up? How are you doing?
27:57I'm good.
27:59That's awesome. I'm... I'm also good.
28:01You know, I've been away at training camp for a couple weeks. Coming home tomorrow.
28:07So, here's a funny little question for you. Claire's guitar teacher.
28:21Nico... yeah.
28:23He's not even that good looking. Like, at all.
28:25Oh, no. He's a solid 9.5 and then him playing guitar takes him to about a 12.
28:31I just think it's weird. You know, we... she's doubled her lessons while I've been away and we're watching movies they both like.
28:40Wouldn't you feel a little bit weird about your girlfriend hanging out with some guitar player multiple times a week?
28:45I thought you said he wasn't good looking.
28:47Zoe.
28:49Okay. I wouldn't feel great about it, but I'd be confident in my relationship.
28:56I would know that she really wants to be with me and not him.
29:00I just don't get it. I mean, she's being so secretive about it. I haven't even heard her play anything.
29:06Yeah, Damon, I don't know. Don't you have any guy friends to call about this?
29:11Who am I gonna talk to, Zoe? Guys don't talk about stuff.
29:14If only you knew somebody that dated Claire and knew her really, really well.
29:18Jake?
29:19Yeah. Is that weird? I mean, it can't be weirder than you calling me about this.
29:23Eh, okay. You're right. You're good friends, though. Claire's lucky to have you on her side.
29:29Don't stress. I'm sure there's absolutely nothing to worry about.
29:33Plus, isn't it your birthday tomorrow? Look who's on that.
29:36Yeah. Thanks now. I'll see you tomorrow.
29:39Hey, birthday boy.
29:50Not until tomorrow. Where's Jake?
29:52He's in the shower. He just got back from practice and he's disgusting.
29:56I was totally going to wish you a happy birthday, but I didn't have your number.
30:01Yeah, let's keep it that way.
30:03So what's on the agenda? What time am I picking you up tonight?
30:06Kidding.
30:07Obviously.
30:08Does perfect Claire have a perfect little date planned?
30:11Other than running off the guitar teacher? Probably not.
30:14Oh, that's right. She started signing with Nico.
30:17Wait, you know Nico?
30:19Yeah, I set them up. He's amazing. So, so talented. So, so talented.
30:26What do you mean you set them up?
30:28Well, she was saying a few weeks ago at the house that she's been wanting to learn.
30:31So, I don't know. I suggested Nico.
30:34Oh, great. So this is your fault. Thanks a lot. Where was I?
30:37Sitting right next to her, not listening per usual.
30:41That's not true. I listen.
30:45Whatever.
30:46Anyway, out of the kindness of my generous heart, I suggested Nico.
30:51Every girl should have a few lessons with him. He teaches you so much.
30:56I wouldn't expect your smashed hockey brain to understand.
30:59What exactly wouldn't I understand? What exactly wouldn't I understand?
31:04Music, art, culture, languages?
31:07You're not, like, afraid she's gonna ditch you for a guy she can actually have a conversation with. Are you?
31:13But we have conversations, Chelsea.
31:16Is Jake out of the shower yet?
31:18Oh yeah, about what, huh? Hockey? And then hockey?
31:21Oh, of course, right. There's always hockey.
31:24Seriously though, Damon, hockey's like your one true love and it's kinda boring.
31:29I love other things.
31:31Like what?
31:32Like Claire. And I don't want her running off with some guitar playing, art culture looking snob, alright?
31:41Look, I'm not saying I'm an expert on all things Claire, but dating brothers has forced us to hang out with each other more than either of us would have liked and she's actually kind of interesting.
31:55So, maybe you should at least pretend to care about some of the things she likes.
31:59Yeah.
32:00It's actually not terrible advice.
32:04Considered my birthday gift to you.
32:06Gee, thanks a lot.
32:08So, what are you still doing here?
32:11Go, before she hires Nico to be your boyfriend at your party tomorrow.
32:15Bye!
32:17So, what are you still doing here?
32:19Go, before she hires Nico to be your boyfriend at your party tomorrow.
32:23Bye!
32:25Yeah, yeah, okay, whatever.
32:26Thanks, bye.
32:27Hey!
32:28I was just gonna call you.
32:42You're all dressed up.
32:44Damon, I've been wanting to tell you how I feel.
32:48And, and I, I, this was going to be your birthday surprise.
32:52But, I just, I didn't think I could wait.
33:01Okay.
33:11You're the cream in my coffee, you're the apple of my eye.
33:15You make me wanna laugh, and I think I'm gonna cry.
33:19Like, you're the one.
33:21So, there's one thing I must do.
33:27I have to say.
33:31Bye.
33:32I love you.
33:34I love you, too.
33:37Moment Stealer.
33:39I'm sorry, but I needed you to know it.
33:41I love you so much, Claire.
33:43And I'm sorry that I got weird earlier, but I talked to Zoe and-
33:46You talked to Zoe?
33:47Yeah, and, and she told me not to worry.
33:50And she told me that she always has your back, which, I love.
33:53Huh.
33:54Love.
33:56And I talked to Chelsea.
33:57Ew, why didn't you talk to Chelsea?
33:58I don't know, she sucks.
34:00But, she did say one thing that wasn't terrible.
34:03I, I wanna make more of an effort to share your interests, Claire.
34:06I wanna watch whatever you wanna watch and talk about musicals.
34:10Even the old ones.
34:11I don't care.
34:12Just, no subtitles.
34:14Deal?
34:15Deal.
34:16Okay.
34:19Babe?
34:20Yeah?
34:21Do you think I could finish my song?
34:22I, I worked really hard on it.
34:24Yes, please.
34:31Blue, white, baby, as bright as the sky.
34:34Hit it in the clouds and then we thought so high.
34:38Meet each other one, so there's one thing I must do.
34:41Have to say, I love you.
34:57Did you change your pillowcases?
34:59No.
35:00Claire, do not leave them there.
35:01That looks like trash.
35:04Do you have time to do a load of laundry?
35:06Not really, but yeah.
35:09Did you get the champagne?
35:10Yes.
35:11Chocolates, rose petals, massage oils, scented candles, all of that.
35:17Claire, I'm, I'm playing with you.
35:19I literally don't understand why you're freaking out right now.
35:21One, Damon's been in your room and two, you're not a virgin.
35:25I'm a virgin to sleeping with brothers.
35:27True.
35:29That's awkward.
35:30Is there a term for that?
35:32Sleeping with brothers.
35:34Brothers.
35:37Please, do not ever Google that.
35:41Ever.
35:42You're not helping.
35:43So, look, this is a big night.
35:46After tonight, that's it.
35:47What do you mean this is it?
35:48Like, me and Damon, there's no going back.
35:52Going back to what?
35:53To Jake?
35:55Have you guys been talking or something?
35:57No.
35:58Not talking.
36:00Just, I don't know.
36:01We dated for so long, it feels like a betrayal, you know?
36:06And, plus, I know Chelsea broke up with him, so I know he's not in a good place.
36:11About time.
36:12She dragged that on long enough.
36:14What's that supposed to mean?
36:16Nothing, Claire.
36:17I don't think you sleeping with your boyfriend is a betrayal.
36:20You're good.
36:21You think they'll talk about it?
36:23Oh my god, what if they compare notes?
36:25Oh god, that's so awkward.
36:27I think the only one that gets to do the comparing is you.
36:30Plus, Damon is gonna be ten times better than Jake.
36:32Think about all that experience.
36:35Why would you say that?
36:36So, I didn't even think of it like that.
36:40God, he's been with so many girls.
36:42What if he thinks I don't know what I'm doing?
36:46God, he thinks a lot.
36:47It's just what I needed.
36:48That's literally not what I meant at all.
36:53Ah, it's Damon.
36:54Wish me luck.
36:56Bye.
37:01Hey.
37:02You are definitely running late, but since you are shirtless and you probably smell good, I'll let it slide.
37:13You are definitely running late, but since you are shirtless and you probably smell good, I'll let it slide.
37:20Hey, uh, so I got some news.
37:23Bad news?
37:24No, just, uh, do you remember Natasha?
37:28Natasha, your super hot ex who ran away to like live off the land in Japan?
37:35Ride her bicycle across Thailand, but yeah, great. So you remember. She's back.
37:39She's back.
37:40Oh, so it's horrible news.
37:42I know we're supposed to hang tonight. Do you mind if I rain check?
37:45Do I mind if you bail to run off with a literal model who also happens to be your ex-girlfriend?
37:52Hm, let me think about that.
37:54I know it's a little bit weird, but I promise she just wants to stop by, show me some pictures, and she's leaving again in like a week.
38:00Wait, wait, she's coming over to your place? Why can't you just insta-stalk her like any normal ex-boyfriend?
38:08Actually, uh, do not. She is the literal girl version of you.
38:13That's exactly why we didn't work. Trust me, it's strictly a friend hang.
38:17I don't know. I know who you guys were when you were together. You couldn't keep your hands off each other.
38:22Yeah, now I can't keep my hands off you.
38:24I'm being serious.
38:25We both have exes, Claire. Come on.
38:28Don't forget I was watching you date my brother for two years.
38:31Don't forget I was watching you date my brother for two years.
38:34Okay, I don't want to fight. I just, I really wanted to spend time with you tonight.
38:39I was hoping this could be our special-
38:42She's here. I gotta go.
38:44Love you.
38:55I know I said I wanted updates, but definitely did not mean in real time.
39:01Ha ha. Funny. You know what else is funny?
39:05Damon, running off with his ex-girlfriend.
39:08Wow. Which one? Please don't say Natasha.
39:12Huh.
39:14Didn't she move to the Philippines?
39:16Thailand. And just for the year, sadly.
39:19Damon finally moving on must have triggered her spidey sense, and now she's returned to ruin my perfect night.
39:26Claire, she's an influencer. Not a comic book villain.
39:30Same difference.
39:32Okay. Natasha's back, but that doesn't have to mean anything. Was Damon acting excited or weird?
39:37He showered.
39:39Okay. He's pretty. He does that. Anything else?
39:44I-I trust Damon. I don't trust her.
39:48Shit.
39:50She just posted a story. I-I-I can't look at it. She'll know.
39:53She has 80,000 followers. She's not gonna see your name.
39:56I can't look, Zoe. You look.
40:00What is it?
40:02Are they-are they kissing? Are they back together?
40:05Okay, maybe you should look at it so you can stop freaking out.
40:08Why would you have me look at that?
40:18Ugh!
40:20This is it.
40:22You're gonna get married, have two and a half kids, and have a yurt in Iceland.
40:26You know, I did hear that Reykjavik is really beautiful in springtime, actually.
40:30Ugh.
40:32Again, with the not helping.
40:34This was supposed to be our biggest night of our lives. I-I'm allowed to be disappointed.
40:37But you're being insane.
40:39Damon loves you. He's not getting back together with Natasha.
40:42Did you see the photo?
40:44He is supposed to be drinking and snuggling with me, not her.
40:48They're not snuggling.
40:50And to be fair, you didn't tell him about this perfect night, so you can't be mad at him for not being a mind reader.
40:56You didn't tell him about this perfect night, so you can't be mad at him for not being a mind reader.
41:01What's going on? Why are you taking my side on this?
41:03Nothing's wrong with me. I'm just saying that like...
41:08Whatever. I gotta go. Don't trip. I'm sure it'll be fine.
41:12Beep beep beep beep.
41:13Beep beep beep.
41:14Beep beep beep.
41:15Beep beep beep.
41:17Beep beep beep.
41:19Beep beep beep.
41:21Beep beep beep.
41:23Beep beep beep.
41:25Beep beep beep.
41:26Beep beep beep.
41:27Hi.
41:28You calling from Reykjavik?
41:29What?
41:30Nothing.
41:32Where are you? I thought you were hanging out with Natasha.
41:34Uh, yeah, I was, but you know, there's only so many pictures of Thailand a person can take.
41:38What happened?
41:40Nothing. What? Nothing.
41:42Nothing nothing or something nothing?
41:45You were right.
41:46That was a bad idea.
41:47It was stupid for me to think we could just hang as friends.
41:50She hasn't changed at all.
41:51I mean, she invited me to go to Bali with her and she tried to kiss me.
41:56Wait.
41:58You kissed?
41:59No, she tried.
42:00Look, I'm really sorry, Claire.
42:01I shouldn't have put myself in that position.
42:04Did you want to kiss her?
42:06No way. Are you kidding?
42:07You're the only person I want to kiss. Like, ever.
42:11Why don't you say that to my face?
42:14Why don't you let me up? I'm outside.
42:17You're here?
42:18Wait, are you sure?
42:20I only have 700 followers.
42:22Please, you know she bought all those followers, right?
42:24What?
42:25100%.
42:26But, do I see some black silk under there?
42:29I'm much more interested in that.
42:31Come on, let me up.
42:35Keep going. Now, target zone for the straight punches, right for the front of the face.
42:43Palms are down, elbows are tight.
42:45There we go.
42:47Damon's texted me, I love you, three times since this morning.
42:51Who need to get some mushy after sex?
42:54That's awesome.
42:56And he took me out for breakfast.
42:58Did I say that already?
42:59Like, four times.
43:01Oh, well, now I guess I said it five.
43:03Anyway, could you hear that Natasha pays for her followers?
43:07How embarrassing and sad is that?
43:10Damon was talking about how...
43:12Uppercuts, target zone, where is it?
43:14Underneath the chin, elbow tight to the body.
43:16Now.
43:17Wow. That's actually the first question you've asked me in months.
43:22Whoa, are you mad at me?
43:24Not mad, I'm just... tired.
43:27Well, we can pause it. I mean...
43:29No, Claire. I'm tired of this one-sided friendship dance that we've been doing since you started dating Damon.
43:35I don't know what you're talking about.
43:36You realize that we were supposed to go to homecoming together, right? And then Damon came, and the only time you call me is to ask or talk about Damon, and now Damon's calling me to talk about you and I am tired of it. We're supposed to be best friends, right?
43:50I am your best friend.
43:51No, I'm your best friend, and you've been asleep at the wheel.
43:55I am your best friend.
43:56No, I'm your best friend, and you've been asleep at the wheel.
44:00Well, I'm sorry I'm talking a little too much about my boyfriend, but I don't think it's fair to say that I've been a bad friend. I mean...
44:06Well, I think a good friend would notice that their best friend has been going through something huge the past few months.
44:13Oh my god. What? Zoe, are you okay?
44:15Yeah, I'm actually great. I've been seeing someone, and it's getting pretty serious, but it's been exhausting not being able to just talk to you about it.
44:27You can talk to me about anything. This is so exciting. Who is it?
44:32It's not important.
44:33What do you mean it's not important? I want to know who stole my bestie's heart. Come on!
44:39She didn't steal anything. It just kind of happened. I didn't think we'd get along so well, but...
44:45She's just perfect.
44:48Okay, so we've established it's a girl. I mean, that shrinks the pool a little, but you still haven't given me a good enough hint.
44:57Okay, maybe she's not perfect, and it's just like the honeymoon phase talking. I don't know. I don't know what we are.
45:04It's like, we're dating, but we haven't put a label on it yet. I guess it's just like a little bit more complicated for Chelsea.
45:12What does Chelsea have to do with this?
45:16Because I'm the first girl she's ever been with.
45:19I guess it's just like a little bit more complicated for Chelsea.
45:23What does Chelsea have to do with this?
45:26Because I'm the first girl she's ever been with.
45:28Hold on. You're dating Chelsea? Like, like ruined my life Chelsea. Are you kidding me? We hate Chelsea!
45:40You know she broke up with Jake and he's like devastated, right?
45:43Okay, but we don't care about Jake. We care about me, right?
45:46So you're the other woman now.
45:49That's not fair. Especially because she wasn't even that into him.
45:53I'm sorry, what? She weaseled into our two year relationship because she wasn't that into him?
45:59Claire, why are you so wrapped up in that? Aren't you in heaven with Damon? Because I haven't heard you shut up about him in the last three months.
46:05Well, I'm sorry I didn't shut up long enough to hear of your disastrous plan to date the she devil herself. I would have talked you out of it.
46:14You don't even know her, Claire.
46:16Seems like I don't know either of you.
46:18And whose fault is that?
46:20Listen, I can tell you exactly what Damon had for breakfast.
46:24But as soon as I share an important detail of my love life for once, you get up on your high horse and you rain judgment on everyone below you.
46:32I'm over it.
46:35Well, that went well.
46:45Uh oh. How bad.
46:47If a dumpster fire filled with fuzzy puppies was a tin, then that was a 14.7.
46:54Gross. I'm sorry, babe. I know it couldn't happen easy, but at least Claire stopped talking long enough for you to tell her. That feels like a small win.
47:02I guess. I don't know. It's hard because I don't even know what I'm supposed to be telling her. Like, I didn't say that you were my girlfriend because you and Jake just broke up and I totally respect that.
47:12I think after last night it's pretty safe to say you're my girlfriend, Zoe.
47:19Cool.
47:21Cool.
47:22Chelsea, I really like you and I haven't been this happy with someone in a long time. I just wish that Claire could get her head out of her butt for five seconds to be excited for me.
47:35Whatever. I don't need her. I have you.
47:40As much as I'd love to have Claire out of my life forever, you guys have way too much history to throw it away.
47:46But that dumpster fire I was talking about? Yeah, it's active.
47:49Babe, I'm serious. You guys have been friends forever and I'm sure you've taken your turns over the years being the needy one.
47:55Babe, I'm serious. You guys have been friends forever and I'm sure you've taken your turns over the years being the needy one.
48:03Yeah, well, her 90 days have expired. They're done. I'm over it.
48:08I've never known you to be the type to not say what's on your mind, but for some reason with Claire you just bottled up and it's like you forgot how to stand up for yourself.
48:17Well, she dominates every single conversation with me and Damon did this and me and Damon did that.
48:23So you're telling me you haven't had a single chance to tell her about us or about how you were feeling?
48:29Or you may be holding back because you knew how she'd respond?
48:34Maybe.
48:35Claire's the one who needs to apologize, but she's not the only one in the wrong.
48:40Why do you have to be so perfect?
48:45Bad habit.
48:47Alright, let me figure this out.
48:51Okay, call me back. Bye.
48:57Hey, what's going on?
48:58Chelsea? Did I open a cursed box? Was I a serial killer in a past life?
49:03What horrible karma am I due that Chelsea exists to date everyone I love?
49:08She hasn't dated me.
49:09I will literally murder.
49:11She hasn't dated me.
49:12I will literally murder.
49:14Sounds like you'll be a serial killer in this life too.
49:17Why aren't you more bothered by this? Don't you feel bad for Jake?
49:20No, do you?
49:21No. Look, she has just weaseled her way through our entire friend group and I'm sick of it.
49:27I thought you guys were becoming buds. Didn't she set you up with Miko?
49:31Oh yeah, another way how she's ruined our lives. Why can't she just stay in her lane?
49:38What?
49:40Nothing. I just, I hope you weren't like this with Zoe.
49:44I think it's cool. Zoe's never really had a relationship stick, has she?
49:48So maybe the fact that she's bringing this up to you could be something serious.
49:52Why'd she wait so long to tell me then?
49:55Maybe because she knew you were going to act like you did?
49:58Okay, so you think I'm the jerk.
50:01No, no. I just, I think it's, maybe it's your turn to be the best friend.
50:06Yeah, the best friend to someone who's just screamed at me.
50:09Zoe's literally never screamed at anyone. She's the chillest person I know.
50:13I'm sorry to say it babe, you know I'm on your side, but if she's this upset...
50:18I was wrong.
50:20You're still very cute though, and I bet you're even cuter when you apologize.
50:25Not that I've ever seen it, but I'm sure we'll get there one day.
50:29Don't hold your breath.
50:32Okay, I am going to give her the best, best friend apology she's ever had.
50:40You got this. I'm proud of you.
50:42And thanks for loving me, even though I'm a teeny tiny bit difficult.
50:48Of course. You got this.
50:51Pick up, please pick up.
50:57Never have I ever been the biggest jerk in the history of the world.
51:03I was gonna say been so selfish to someone who's always been there for me, but yours works too.
51:10I messed up.
51:13You messed up big time.
51:14I know. I freaked. I'm so tired of hearing Chelsea's name.
51:19But that doesn't matter. Because this isn't about me.
51:25Well, you're gonna be hearing it a lot more.
51:28Seriously, Claire. I've never felt this way about anybody before.
51:34I think she might be... my person.
51:38If you're happy. I'm happy. Truly. Look, I love you, so...
51:45You're my best friend. And I'm yours, and you are not allowed to replace me.
51:51You're my best friend. And I'm yours, and you are not allowed to replace me.
51:56You know there's an app for that. Best friend for hire?
51:59Yeah, but unfortunately, they don't seem to have anybody as good as you.
52:04I checked.
52:07I'm sorry too. I should've told you way sooner.
52:14It's just I was afraid that you were gonna freak out, which you did.
52:18And I know Chelsea's probably the worst person for this to happen with, but...
52:22If you guys just gave each other a chance, I'm sure you would get along.
52:27Wait... Chelsea doesn't like me?
52:32But if you like her, I guess she can't be all that bad.
52:40Now, spill the deets. You have dirt to catch me up on.
52:43Well, let's just say last night wasn't just... your special night?
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