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  • 6/18/2025
Masha and the Bear 2025 🤫❓ Secret Episode

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00:00:00Why did it turn off?
00:00:27Did the battery die on us just now?
00:00:34Honeybees, did you come here for our candies?
00:00:57Oh yeah, Bear got the music working, but we already ran out of candies.
00:01:16They don't look okay to me.
00:01:25Bear, we have to call the ambulance.
00:01:28Huh?
00:01:35Huh?
00:01:37Huh?
00:01:43Huh?
00:01:50Huh?
00:01:55It says here they're overweight.
00:02:15They need to exercise.
00:02:22Uh-huh, it's all clear now.
00:02:23Bear, we need some candies to exercise.
00:02:28And now we're starting our exercise class.
00:02:33Place your feet at shoulder length.
00:02:35Extend arms towards your side.
00:02:37And one, two, three, four.
00:02:39Don't hold your breath.
00:02:41One, two, three, four.
00:02:43One, two, three, four.
00:02:46Hold your posture.
00:02:47Try harder.
00:02:48Try harder, my friends.
00:02:53See for yourself.
00:02:55What can we do without any candies?
00:02:59It's time for your next exercise.
00:03:03Bending sideways.
00:03:05And one, two, three, four.
00:03:10Bend a little more.
00:03:11Hi, athletes.
00:03:12Bend a little more.
00:03:14One, two, three, four.
00:03:18To the other side now.
00:03:21All you do is show off.
00:03:23But you can't exercise well.
00:03:25Ah!
00:03:26Ah!
00:03:27Ah!
00:03:28Ah!
00:03:29Ah!
00:03:30Ah!
00:03:31Ah!
00:03:32Ah!
00:03:33Ah!
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00:03:43Oh!
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00:03:52Ah!
00:03:53Ah!
00:03:54Ah!
00:03:55Yippee!
00:03:56Ah!
00:03:57Ah!
00:03:58Hey, honeybees, come on, repeat after us.
00:04:21He doesn't look okay to me.
00:04:28Hey, Bear, go call the ambulance.
00:04:51Did you see that, Bear?
00:05:06Give me some candy.
00:05:08Who wants candy?
00:05:17It's sweet and delicious.
00:05:19It's as sweet as it gets.
00:05:21It's the sweetest candy ever.
00:05:23Sweet and delicious.
00:05:24The sweetest candy ever.
00:05:27Hey, and whoever catches up with me will get a delicious candy.
00:05:35Come and get the sweet candy.
00:05:41Honeybees, I'm right here.
00:05:47I'm right here.
00:05:50I'm right here.
00:05:52It's the sweetest candy.
00:05:56Hey, look.
00:05:57It's as good as a new one.
00:06:01Bear, do you want to lose weight?
00:06:07Okay, then get me candy.
00:06:23Come on, Bear.
00:06:38Catch up.
00:06:40Bear, catch up.
00:06:56Bear, catch up.
00:06:58I'm right here.
00:07:00I'm right here.
00:07:02I'm right here.
00:07:04Bear, catch up.
00:07:05I'm right here.
00:07:07I'm right here.
00:07:09I'm right here.
00:07:11And what exactly are you two trying to chase, huh?
00:07:37You're acting like little animals.
00:07:50Enough fighting.
00:07:51We can find out who the strongest bear is by competing in a bike race.
00:08:01In a bike race?
00:08:03Forget about it, Bear can outrun him on one wheel.
00:08:32But promise, no cheating.
00:09:02Bear, bear, here's his bear wheel.
00:09:32Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:10:02Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:10:32Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:10:50Let's go.
00:11:20Let's go.
00:11:50All right, it worked.
00:12:20Let's go.
00:12:32Bear, come on.
00:12:47Keep pushing forward.
00:12:48Step on it.
00:12:50Bear, come on.
00:12:51Come on.
00:12:51You can do it, Bear.
00:12:52Come on.
00:12:56You're almost there.
00:13:07Hooray, hooray.
00:13:08Bear, we won the race.
00:13:10Sorry about that, Bunny.
00:13:33But you lost.
00:13:34I tried to warn you.
00:13:38You shouldn't cheat.
00:13:39Ah-ha!
00:13:40Hey, fellow athletes.
00:14:05Bear, why don't we go outside and kick the ball, huh?
00:14:16Attention, everyone.
00:14:17We are reporting live from the country's main soccer stadium.
00:14:20This is the crucial match of the season.
00:14:22The match for the super prize.
00:14:24Wow.
00:14:29All right.
00:14:30We'll watch it for a while.
00:14:32There is such an intense struggle in the midfield.
00:14:35Players are trying to regain the ball, but unfortunately, so far, no one can keep the ball for a long time.
00:14:41Hey, Bear, will they score a goal?
00:14:44A great scoring moment.
00:14:46A shot.
00:14:47Oh, what a pity.
00:14:48A good time for a counterattack.
00:14:50Pass.
00:14:51That's a mess.
00:14:52The ball flies off the field.
00:14:53And where's the goal?
00:15:08Hey, Bear, how long till I see a goal?
00:15:11And when's the goal?
00:15:15When will I see a goal?
00:15:19So, where's the goal?
00:15:29Bear, your soccer game has no goals at all.
00:15:32It's too boring.
00:15:35The home team easily controls the ball by the opponent's penalty area.
00:15:39I'm dead.
00:15:40Pass.
00:15:40Another pass.
00:15:41Yeah.
00:15:41An attempt.
00:15:42The referee awards a penalty.
00:15:44Finally, the score can be opened.
00:15:47A shot for goal.
00:15:53And it's another miss.
00:15:56Oops.
00:15:57A penalty for me.
00:16:02The referee sent the player off for poor portsmanship.
00:16:06And now the second half begins.
00:16:09The players are back on the field.
00:16:12The referee blows the whistle.
00:16:13The second half begins.
00:16:15We all need a goal.
00:16:17Funny.
00:16:17Hey, bunny.
00:16:18Let's kick the ball.
00:16:29Come on.
00:16:30Come on.
00:16:30Pass it.
00:16:30Pass it.
00:16:31Pass it.
00:16:31Pass it.
00:16:31Pass it.
00:16:37Catch it.
00:16:41Yikes.
00:16:42Goal post.
00:16:43And now get ready for my goal.
00:16:45Oh, bunnies.
00:16:54All right.
00:16:55I'm in.
00:16:55All right, I'm in.
00:17:05The fight for the ball is not over.
00:17:07Now the ball goes to the right half of the field.
00:17:10And now it's on the left half of the field.
00:17:12But the midfielder of the hope returns it to the right half of the field.
00:17:21Another kick.
00:17:22The ball is back on the left half of the field.
00:17:24A kick, and the host can easily control the ball by the opponent's penalty area again.
00:17:44And the host returns it to the right half of the field.
00:17:47One more kick, and the ball is again on the left half of the field.
00:17:50A shot.
00:17:52The bam shot excited.
00:17:53The ball is back on the right half of the field.
00:17:56What a heroic match.
00:18:00Ha-ha!
00:18:13Wonderful!
00:18:14The final whistle goes off.
00:18:21It was such a tense game.
00:18:23A real soccer festival took place today to the delight of all soccer fans.
00:18:28The final score is nil-nil.
00:18:31But as they say, it's not about scoring.
00:18:34It's about participating.
00:18:36Goal, goal!
00:18:52Goal!
00:19:04Ah-ha!
00:19:17Hey there, bear! You got a goal?
00:19:22One moment.
00:19:24One, two, three, four, five, hop!
00:19:29Catch it!
00:19:34Goal! Goal!
00:19:41Goal!
00:19:42Bear, you got a goal! Goal!
00:19:50You wanted this, right, bear?
00:20:04Ho, ho, ho!
00:20:08Ho, ho, ho!
00:20:10Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
00:20:40Oh, dear, you be quiet over there.
00:20:58Wow! Bites good! On all of them!
00:21:02Yeah!
00:21:10Yeah!
00:21:21Yeah!
00:21:25Yeah!
00:21:26Yeah!
00:21:29Yeah!
00:21:32Uh!
00:21:35Yeah!
00:21:37Oh, my God.
00:22:07Oh, my God.
00:22:37Oh, my God.
00:23:07Oh, my God.
00:23:09And, uh, how do you play the sport?
00:23:11What's it called?
00:23:12Tennis.
00:23:12Tennis.
00:23:17Tennis.
00:23:18Tennis.
00:23:19Tennis.
00:23:20Tennis.
00:23:21Tennis.
00:23:22Tennis.
00:23:26Tennis.
00:23:28I'm so tired.
00:23:58That's what it is, the secret weapon.
00:24:08Who screams the loudest is the one who wins.
00:24:28I'm so tired.
00:24:58Oh, I am so victoriously greatest.
00:25:07I'm the one who will be number one.
00:25:10Yes!
00:25:19I'm so tired.
00:25:28I'm so tired.
00:25:37I'm so tired.
00:25:46I'm so tired.
00:25:50I'm so tired.
00:25:59I'm so tired.
00:26:08I'm so tired.
00:26:17I'm so tired.
00:26:36I'm so tired.
00:26:45I'm so tired.
00:26:46You are my toy.
00:26:52Aw, my little cutie pies.
00:26:57My teeny tiny baby twins.
00:27:06I'm so tired.
00:27:15I'm so tired.
00:27:18I'm so tired.
00:27:27I'm so tired.
00:27:30I'm so tired.
00:27:39I'm so tired.
00:27:42I'm so tired.
00:27:43I'm so tired.
00:27:47I'm so tired.
00:27:51I'm so tired.
00:27:52I'm so tired.
00:27:53I'm so tired.
00:27:58I'm so tired.
00:29:07Loves me, loves me not.
00:29:10Where is he going?
00:29:12With candies? Without me?
00:29:18Very good day to you.
00:29:20What's that? Over there.
00:29:21And all that is for me.
00:29:36Good enough, but not enough.
00:29:41More! More!
00:29:47More, more, more.
00:29:51More, more.
00:29:52More, more, more.
00:29:54And more!
00:29:57Do not take candy from a baby!
00:30:02I don't know.
00:30:32No wonder who this is.
00:30:44Bear!
00:30:50Bear!
00:30:52Who is that lady?
00:30:56Bear!
00:31:10Bear!
00:31:14I need to...
00:31:20Love is in the air.
00:31:44Don't you growl at him.
00:31:54I see snow melt and splatter.
00:32:10Spring is here, that's the rule.
00:32:24No, she's not a good mattress.
00:32:28Let's go!
00:32:30Now let's run, jump, and skip!
00:32:44Skip!
00:32:46Sea is made of water, sky is made of air.
00:32:52Gardens formed of flowers, forest from the trees.
00:32:58Rainbows made of seven colors, that are bright and fair.
00:33:04And the best of friendships is made from you and me.
00:33:14And the best of friendships is made from you and me.
00:33:20Here, I'll see you in the mountains.
00:33:22And the best of friends of mine is a world of
00:33:27to be among the two of us.
00:33:29Make sure it is a trick for you.
00:33:30In the mountains of the sky, I just want to go along.
00:33:33I'll show you.
00:33:34I'll see you in the mountains.
00:33:36Oh!
00:33:38This is the end of the mountains.
00:33:40I'll show you in next time.
00:33:42Oh, my God.
00:34:12Oh, my God.
00:34:42Oh, my God.
00:35:12The things like these ones, we don't have.
00:35:19Don't think we have a thing like this one.
00:35:23We have nothing like that for sure.
00:35:26But we'll play anyway.
00:35:41We are game ready.
00:35:43What are we playing?
00:35:44Hmm.
00:35:45Oh, my God.
00:35:50Oh, my God.
00:35:52Oh, my God.
00:35:55Oh, my God.
00:35:57Oh, my God.
00:36:03Oh, my God.
00:36:05Oh, my God.
00:36:07Oh, my God.
00:36:11Okay, okay.
00:36:20Okay.
00:36:20Okay.
00:36:21Okay.
00:36:21Okay.
00:36:22No.
00:36:23Oh, my God.
00:36:29Oh.
00:36:33Oh.
00:36:34Oh.
00:36:43Oh.
00:36:44Let me just get off of it already
00:37:14Let me just get off of it
00:37:44And one, and two, and hop
00:37:50Oops, uh-oh, I'm out of here
00:37:58Oh, Mommy, Mommy Jared, help me
00:38:14Let me just get off of it
00:38:21Let me just get off of it
00:38:29Let me just get off of it
00:38:36Let me just get off of it
00:38:44Let me just get off of it
00:38:51Let me just get off of it
00:38:59Let me just get off of it
00:39:06Let me just get off of it
00:39:10Let me just get off of it
00:39:14Hey, hey, hey, watch out now
00:39:36You better be ready
00:39:38Because here I come
00:39:40Woo-hoo!
00:39:41Let me just get off of it
00:39:48Oh, my God!
00:39:52Oh, my God.
00:40:22Oh, my God.
00:40:52Oh, my God.
00:41:23It's all your fault that it happened.
00:41:26How can we play now?
00:41:32Oh, come on.
00:41:33Let me try to fix it.
00:41:36Let's take it all down to Bear's.
00:41:39No doubt.
00:41:40He'll be able to fix it.
00:41:41Bear, are you home?
00:41:55Bear, are you home?
00:42:08Uh, he's not home.
00:42:10Come on.
00:42:11Let's bring down all the tools from the shed.
00:42:14Oh, wow.
00:42:14What is that strangest thing?
00:42:35Where have you gone to?
00:42:37Come here and quickly.
00:42:39Ta-da!
00:42:45Blue chair.
00:42:46It's really very simple.
00:42:54Let's go.
00:42:55We can continue playing our game.
00:42:57And then we'll return it, so no one will be the wiser.
00:43:00We can continue playing our game.
00:43:00We can continue playing our game.
00:43:01Oh, my God.
00:43:31Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
00:43:34Ah!
00:43:47Tearys, berries, blue canaries
00:43:49Aaaaah
00:44:01Let's go.
00:44:31Let's go.
00:45:01Let's go.
00:45:31Let's go.
00:46:01Let's go.
00:46:02Let's go.
00:46:03Let's go.
00:46:04Let's go.
00:46:05Here.
00:46:06I am returning it and it is as good as new.
00:46:11Oh, no!
00:46:12Run, baby!
00:46:13Run!
00:46:14Run!
00:46:15Run!
00:46:17Oh, no!
00:46:18Run!
00:46:19Run!
00:46:20Run!
00:46:21Run!
00:46:22Run!
00:46:23Oh, no! Run, baby! Run!
00:46:32You are a knight in shining armor.
00:46:35The most valued animal of them all.
00:46:46I'm telling you that this is not a proper way to bring up the little baby.
00:46:52And I'm telling you that this is my baby.
00:46:55I'll bring my baby up the way I want.
00:46:57This is not the proper way to feed the baby.
00:47:03And I'm telling you that this is what my baby likes to eat the best.
00:47:09Oh, where did my little baby run away to?
00:47:13That's what I was saying.
00:47:15Little babies don't run away from mothers who treat them well.
00:47:22I'll bet you in it forever.
00:47:24And upon a 만남, you'll have to try to fix them well.
00:47:25That's what I was saying.
00:47:26I'm sorry.
00:47:28I'm sorry.
00:47:29I'm sorry.
00:47:31I'm sorry.
00:47:33I'm sorry.
00:47:34I'm sorry.
00:47:35I'm telling you, it's not enough to feed the baby.
00:48:02You need to teach your baby to read, to paint, and to sing, and I'm telling you that to
00:48:08feed the baby is the most important lesson.
00:48:15You see, my baby developed an appetite for reading.
00:48:27Okay then, you've got enough of reading, we will feed the baby now, then we'll go to bed,
00:48:34then we'll feed the baby again.
00:48:39What's this?
00:48:41Your mommy worked hard cooking you the food, and you don't want it?
00:48:46Then what do you want?
00:48:48Oh, wow.
00:48:55Yes, we'll become musketeers.
00:48:59Bear, can we do this?
00:49:11Woohoo, yes we can.
00:49:14We will become musketeers right away.
00:49:20Soothes and gloves, a hat with feather on the side.
00:49:30Boots and gloves, a hat with feather on the side
00:49:46We are dressed like musketeers, off we ride
00:49:49Enemies will disappear in a flash
00:49:53When they'll see me and my painted black mustache
00:49:57I am looking to impress all and every one
00:50:04And achieve a great success when the game is won
00:50:11There, look at us, we are musketeers
00:50:27There
00:50:37We'll deliver everything right away
00:50:40Mosketeers, go forth
00:50:45Hey, come on, come on, do not delay
00:50:51Everyone follow Miley
00:50:53And why do you think you are the one in charge?
00:50:59Because I am the most important one, that's one
00:51:01And also because I am D'Artagnan, that's two
00:51:04Who? Who are you again?
00:51:07I am the hero, and who are you again?
00:51:10And you, who are you?
00:51:12Oh, that's who you are
00:51:13Well, that's not who you are, you're not
00:51:16Oh, yeah, I am the very best
00:51:18You are best at being nothing
00:51:19And who are you anyway?
00:51:22So what?
00:51:23What's that?
00:51:23I am the very best
00:51:24And who are you again?
00:51:26Well, that's not me
00:51:27You are best at being nothing
00:51:29Look at us
00:51:46Who is D'Artagnan?
00:51:49Bears waiting?
00:51:50And we can't agree on the name?
00:51:53You're right
00:51:55We call ourselves the musketeers
00:51:57Where are the presents?
00:51:59And where did our friend go?
00:52:01Probably fighting for all of us now
00:52:04Let's all go and help out our friends
00:52:06Hey, you misters
00:52:13Have you seen here a musketeer?
00:52:16You've seen it?
00:52:17So what happened then?
00:52:23Hey, you misters
00:52:53This is the real D'Artagnan
00:52:55You've seen no doubt
00:52:58That I raised a real hero
00:53:00And you said I did everything wrong
00:53:04Hey, mister
00:53:19Keep your paws away
00:53:21From a musketeer
00:53:23Musketeers have a secret to confess
00:53:26Courage is more important than a pretty dress
00:53:30So remember
00:53:31So remember, keep your hands nice and steady
00:53:34When you hold your trusted sword
00:53:36At the ground
00:53:38If united, we will stand
00:53:42If divided, fall
00:53:45All for one, then we'll be and
00:53:49Always one for all
00:53:52Hey, you swordsman
00:53:54Come on in
00:53:55Oh, you're right
00:53:56Fuck you
00:53:57Force
00:53:57I'm out of my way
00:53:58Oh, man
00:53:59I'll go
00:54:00I'll go
00:54:00Go
00:54:00I'll go
00:54:01Go
00:54:02Go
00:54:03Fuck you
00:54:04Fuck you
00:54:04What?
00:54:05Go
00:54:06I'll go
00:54:18Go
00:54:18Go
00:54:19Oh, my God.
00:54:49Oh, my God.
00:55:19Oh, my God.
00:55:49And you need a caravan.
00:55:51A car and a van, all in one.
00:55:56Okay, then.
00:55:57You go to sleep, and I'll come up with something for you by sunrise.
00:56:19Cool.
00:56:30Hey, sleepyheads, get up, and let's get to work.
00:56:39Ta-da!
00:56:45Why?
00:56:47Is this a great caravan?
00:56:50Okay, then.
00:56:52The main thing is to follow all the instructions.
00:56:55Do you know how to read?
00:57:07Okay, boys, start working.
00:57:10But safety first.
00:57:12Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:57:28Pay attention.
00:57:30Pay attention to the words.
00:57:32What's that?
00:57:45Don't you know how to read?
00:57:48See what is written here?
00:57:50And what are you doing?
00:57:52Oh, twang, twang.
00:57:54That's a great caravan.
00:58:07Oh, twang.
00:58:07You go.
00:58:08Let's get up.
00:58:08Nice work.
00:58:08Bye.
00:58:09Bye.
00:58:09Bye.
00:58:11Bye.
00:58:13Bye.
00:58:14Bye.
00:58:14Bye.
00:58:15Bye.
00:58:15Bye.
00:58:16Bye.
00:58:16Bye.
00:58:16Bye.
00:58:17Bye.
00:58:18This one is to start
00:58:48And this one is to go forward
00:58:55And this one, this one is for this one
00:59:00These ones are your first clients you take for a ride
00:59:06Okay, don't forget a big smile
00:59:10And for the rest, follow all the instructions
00:59:13Can it be real? They don't know how to read?
00:59:31So it's true
00:59:37They don't know how to read
00:59:39Who knew that they flunked school?
00:59:43They didn't study
00:59:45I'll catch up and I will make you learn the alphabet
00:59:49I'll catch up and I will make you learn the alphabet
01:00:11I'll catch up and I will make you learn the alphabet
01:00:15I'll catch up and I'll catch up and I will make you learn the alphabet
01:00:17I'll catch up and I will make you learn the alphabet
01:00:19That's a bad
01:00:21That's a bad
01:00:23Don't get mad, they just don't know any of her letters.
01:00:53Hey, hey, sleepyheads, get up and let's study now.
01:01:00A, M, R, U.
01:01:23Pass to the left, fake to the right, shot, score!
01:01:30The puck goes in, pass, nice move, score!
01:01:36The speed is increasing, shot, score!
01:01:39Shot, another shot!
01:01:43Wahoo!
01:01:45For the millions, billions time, I'm the Hell's Champion!
01:01:51If only I played against someone better!
01:01:56I'll go and become the forest champion!
01:02:00Hey, hey, hey!
01:02:04Who wants to play against me?
01:02:11Hello, let's play hockey!
01:02:25Sad.
01:02:30Hey there, boys!
01:02:45You want to play with me?
01:02:49Not like I want to play with you!
01:02:56Bear!
01:03:00Let's have a hockey championship!
01:03:04I have no one to play with!
01:03:08Let's go play some hockey!
01:03:10Let's go play some hockey!
01:03:12Let's go play some hockey!
01:03:13Let's go play some hockey!
01:03:15Oh, there!
01:03:16Are you coming to play with me?
01:03:18Oh, where?
01:03:19Where can I find the great opponents for myself?
01:03:23Did they really become the thing of the past?
01:03:27Hmm!
01:03:28The past!
01:03:29The past!
01:03:57Let's go play with me.
01:03:59What kind of hockey can play?
01:04:01That was a lot nicer.
01:04:03I never went as good and didn't belong so much!
01:04:07Oh!
01:04:09Oh my god!
01:04:10aráaráaráaráaráaráaráaráaráaráaráaráaráaráaráaráaráaráaráaráará...
01:04:13...
01:04:27Hey you, what is all this?
01:04:33Are you crazy?
01:04:36Do you think this can be called hockey?
01:04:40Oops, this hockey is not open.
01:04:51Ah!
01:04:53Stop it!
01:04:54Leave me alone, you naughty knight!
01:04:57That's it, you give up, then come out with your hands up and only one at a time.
01:05:25And now, surrender your weapons.
01:05:32All of it?
01:05:33Do not make me search you.
01:05:38Can't you resolve your conflicts without fighting each other?
01:05:44Well then I can teach you, but first things first.
01:05:48I'll do it.
01:05:50Yeah.
01:05:51I'll do it.
01:05:51Beep.
01:05:52Woo!

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