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00:00作曲 李宗盛
00:30那他们呢 是否在期待着回答
00:36当微风拂过脸颊 吹动一粒头发
00:41在家里跟我说一句话
00:45唇声下场 肆意生化
00:54都是你吗 都是你啊
00:59秋收冻藏 自己变化
01:08耶和尼亚
01:09耶和尼亚
01:15这有点钱呗
01:24这有点钱呗
01:30喂
01:43借我点钱呗
01:46借多少
01:47二十万吧
01:50你要是不放心我的话 可以少借一点
01:54我一定会尽快换你
01:58交个好友吧
02:00是这个手机号吗
02:03是
02:04好
02:05这想干嘛
02:18我想买一匹蛇
02:23前两天我去蛇厂问
02:25我上次买的那匹蛇没有问题
02:27应该是季节变化的缘故
02:29他们这次蛇厂又进了新的一匹蛇
02:32听说是人工养育的优种蛇
02:34养起来没有任何的风险
02:36回报率还高
02:37卖蛇压又进去
02:40卖蛇咪谱啊
02:43卖蛇咪谱啊
02:45卖蛇咪谱啊
02:49这么快
02:51我去
02:58他没拦着你
02:59也没问你怎么有他的联系方式吗
03:02他什么都没说
03:04Oh,
03:05Oh,
03:06You have to write me.
03:08If he's willing to write this.
03:10If he wants to write you,
03:12Then he'll be afraid to take you.
03:14This is a big one.
03:18Is this a big one?
03:20Is this a big one?
03:24Oh, my lord.
03:25Here,
03:26Here.
03:27Yes,
03:28Here.
03:29You have two thousand fish.
03:30All are prepared for you.
03:31This is a red hole for a fish.
03:32Every fish is a fish.
03:33That's your friend.
03:35You're wrong.
03:36I'm not gonna buy a house.
03:38I'll pay you to take a cash.
03:43You can see a horse.
03:47If I look it,
03:48I'm sorry.
03:49The horse's will be convicted.
03:52I will trust you.
03:58That's it.
04:00This is the peopest price.
04:02The peopest price is the price for 180.
04:04The peopest price is the price for 110.
04:06The peopest price is the $20,000.
04:08It's a $20,000.
04:10Yes, sir.
04:12I'm taking this $20,000.
04:19This $20,000.
04:20$20,000.
04:21This $20,000.
04:22You can take that $20,000.
04:23I'm taking that $20,000.
04:24I'll be playing for you.
04:30I'm not going to buy a bunch of cows.
04:32You must buy a bunch of cows.
04:34Oh, my goodness.
04:37I'm not going to be a lot of cows.
04:40I wouldn't buy a cow.
04:43I'm not going to buy a cow.
04:45Yes, sir.
04:46It's not too much.
04:49I'm not searching for a cow.
04:52I'm buying a cow.
04:55All the cows are buying a cow.
04:58賣蛇
05:02那正好
05:03池少 我這裏正缺一批蛇苗
05:06那您要守現成呢
05:07我就省得去進貨了
05:20這不是
05:22我賣給無所謂那批蛇苗吧
05:26一千條會沒幾蛇
05:27兩千條網禁數
05:35可是這裏只有兩百條啊
05:37怎麼可能啊 王老闆
05:44你看啊
05:45一條 兩條 三條 四條 五條
05:51這都五條了
05:54怎麼可能沒有一千條啊
05:55是是 是
05:57外面還有兩千條 都是黑莓錦蛇
06:03都一斤多
06:07就是
06:09蛇打沒了
06:14王老闆
06:16要不
06:18談談價
06:19不用 不用
06:21價格好删了
06:23你隨便要
06:24別這樣 王老闆
06:26做生意講究的是公平公正
06:31咱點按規矩來
06:32對不對
06:33那是 那是
06:34黑莓錦蛇各小 市場價六十一條
06:37王錦各大 市場價一百八一條
06:40王老闆
06:42王老闆
06:43我老大沒亂要價吧
06:44沒有沒有
06:48那就是四十二萬
06:50我聽說王老闆
06:51為了鼓勵年輕人創業
06:53無私免去兩萬
06:56那我得跟您學習
06:57做個招
07:02四十萬
07:09我去
07:10這又給你轉了二十萬
07:13看著吧
07:24餵
07:26你怎麼又給我打二十萬
07:28還你的
07:30還我
07:31大哥 你沒搞錯吧
07:32是我借你二十萬
07:33不是你借我二十萬
07:36那兩批蛇我幫你賣了四十萬
07:39什麼
07:40我那兩批蛇
07:41還有半年就要上架
07:42到時候價格要翻三倍的
07:44你低價賣了
07:45賣給誰了
07:51二十萬到時候
07:53我去
07:54對 還真讓你給扮成了
07:57你打算怎麼花
08:00買蛇吧
08:01又買
08:04你打算用這招騙他多少回啊
08:08這次是真買
08:14就這個單子再清點一下吧
08:15沒問題
08:16來
08:18給我看看
08:19給 看看
08:24還有這幾個
08:26再核對一下說嗎
08:28好 知道了
08:29師哥
08:31咱來倉儲部也一個多月了
08:34這個能清
08:35人員車輛都調查過
08:36也沒什麼封上
08:38你說董事長會不會已經把蛇處理了
08:42他不敢
08:43那要是分批寄給散戶養呢
08:45他更不敢
08:47也是
08:49你那批蛇那麼娇貴
08:52分給散戶寄養
08:53養死了 零說
08:55要是有哪個不開眼的給賣
08:57想跟你交代
08:58零 零 零
09:06我的蛇
09:09一定在公司
09:12最近食堂果實不錯呀
09:14是啊 菜出奇的寫寫
09:17聽說新幹的食堂大廚不錯
09:19嚐嚐
09:21你去吧
09:23我不吃食堂
09:25你又不吃飯又不吃零食的
09:28這麼大個兒怎麼長的你
09:30有你管
09:32去吧
09:39老闆
09:41我又來了
09:43上次在你這兒買了一批蛇
09:46沒養兩天就
09:47老闆
09:48我那蛇沒養兩天就給我一哥們賣
09:50氣死我了
09:51所以我想說在你這兒再買兩千條
09:54我在別人的買我也不放心
09:55我就來找能了
09:56讓你輕點
09:57老闆知道了
09:58你這樣可不行
09:59你看這兒
10:00老闆
10:02你就帶我去看看蛇吧
10:05我是惹了不該惹的人哪
10:09那就按照之前那個蛇苗吧
10:12一百塊錢一條
10:14一共兩千條
10:16二十萬 你看行嗎
10:21行吧
10:22那我就先走了
10:23拜拜
10:29你瘋了
10:30這日子還過不過了
10:32那批蛇再過幾個月就上市了
10:35咱就這一批好蛇苗
10:37你這一賣
10:38這一年白幹了
10:40我不賣
10:42咱這半輩子都白幹了
10:45看看
10:47我把我的蛇全都買回來了
10:57怎麼樣
11:03你可真是傻驚傻驚的
11:06我
11:07我怎麼傻了
11:08你把我蛇賣了
11:08我不得再買一批回來
11:10要不然我靠什麼賺錢
11:18好啦
11:19我謝謝你
11:20行嗎
11:26我送你個禮物送行吧
11:38你做的
11:48當然
11:49哪能像你似的
11:51天天把小素包放在塑料箱子裡
11:53我給小素包做的這個
11:55具有平衡穩定的小生態系統
11:59做過簡易嗎
12:00那肯定啊
12:02給小素包用的東西
12:03必須要放心才行
12:05怎麼樣
12:05這個禮物滿意吧
12:08是不錯
12:10那我的呢
12:12你的
12:14小醋包是你兒子
12:16給你兒子的
12:17就是給你的
12:18小醋包是小醋包
12:20我是我
12:24行
12:38來
12:43挑一個吧
12:45你就給我這個
12:46一時半會兒的
12:47就這個了
12:55你這幾個
12:58都肚子大大的
12:59腿短短的
13:01醜死了
13:03給我重新吹一個吧
13:05那你想要什麼
13:07蛇
13:08你
13:23我
13:26我
13:28你
13:30我
13:32Oh, my God.
14:02Oh, my God.
14:32Oh, my God.
15:02Oh, my God.
15:32Oh, my God.
16:02Oh, my God.
16:32Oh, my God.
17:02Oh, my God.
17:32豪华婚车队,蒙欢婚礼殿堂,少留人世纷纷到场中服。
17:38Oh, my God.
17:39Oh, my God.
17:51Oh, my God.
18:07Hello?
18:08You know the bag of the bag is good for the bag?
18:16Well, I know.
18:26You're in the bag, right?
18:29Yes.
18:30This is your home.
18:31Please take a look.
18:33Home.
18:35I don't have to buy things.
18:39Oh, thank you.
18:53You前女友 didn't do you so well.
18:59I think we've got a good friend.
19:01If you're with him, you'll be okay.
19:03I'll be in the care of you.
19:06I don't want you to be a good friend,
19:09but I'd love him.
19:10I'd love you.
19:12I wish he could have a good friend.
19:22He's an old lady.
19:24He's a young lady.
19:26He's a story.
19:28Is there any person?
19:29I don't know you.
19:30These are all from the camera.
19:31It's the right place.
19:33You can't use these.
19:36There are so many people in the Yves.
19:38Is it your own?
19:40Not my own.
19:42It's my own.
19:43It's my own.
19:47You can use it.
19:48You can't use it.
19:49You can't wear it.
19:51Why are you wearing it?
19:52That, so expensive.
19:53I'm going to spend my own.
19:54How much money.
19:55I'm going to sign up
19:56I can sign up the phone
19:58and put all these things in the mail.
20:00Don't worry about you.
20:02I'm a real person.
20:04I'll help you.
20:08I can sell it.
20:12You're so sick.
20:26舒坦
20:39收到了吗
20:48把你那破裤衩 破袜子全给扔了
20:52周六下 公园见
21:03我只想在酒店的大床等你
21:17爱来不来
21:22来
21:33某人不是说要把这些东西都卖了
21:37怎么还盖到自己身上了
21:40我卖那些都是因为我穿得不合适才卖
21:44这被子盖得好好的 我为什么要卖
21:47再说了
21:49这衣服有这么多套
21:50我卖一套 怎么了 我也不心疼
21:53这被子就这一套
21:56卖了我还盖什么
22:02好的
22:03就不把为师那些破布烂棉放在眼里了
22:10没完没了
22:11是吧 你干嘛
22:13你小子
22:14是不是不把师父放在眼里了
22:16你再这样 我要念几股咒了啊
22:18你念 你念
22:19我还没答案你
22:20你就念 我就我这念了
22:21词尚要知道你这一原子蛇
22:35养得都这么好
22:36还跟他丢的那些品种都差不多
22:39不知道他气成什么样的
22:41他那批蛇还没有下落
22:44没有 他在仓储基地呀
22:46都潜伏一个多月了
22:47还是没找到
22:48我都怀疑
22:50那批蛇根本不在那里
22:53我倒是觉得
22:55驰骋的直觉是对的
22:57只是他没找对地方
23:00什么意思啊
23:03有一个地方呢
23:04他肯定不会去找
23:08什 什么地方
23:11食堂
23:13食堂这种地方
23:15他肯定不会去的
23:19那你的意思是
23:23我们去帮他找蛇
23:30我能有那么好心吗
23:32当然是抢蛇了
23:36他抢了我的人
23:38我抢他的心肝宝贝
23:41不够分吗
23:49沈殿
23:51给
23:56干得漂亮 沈殿
23:58多位的
24:02来 郭总
24:03你看看这环境啊
24:04这环境多好
24:07来 小陈
24:09来来来 这是我们食堂管理员小陈
24:11这是郭总
24:12郭总
24:13成语公司的总经理
24:14也是董事长的干儿子
24:15小池总的好兄弟
24:16好 欢迎郭总 欢迎郭总
24:17我听说
24:20你们食堂经营得不错
24:21那是
24:23特地来参观一下
24:25我带您去后厨看一下我
24:27好
24:29请
24:39这边
24:40这边
24:46这几个人体格有点贵的标寒
24:48不像厨子
24:49没意
24:51刘总
24:52你要有事你就先去忙吧
24:54我自己转转看
24:55真是招待不周
24:56那郭总您随便看看
24:58我去打电话
24:59有事您叫我
25:08你们的环境太差了
25:09师傅
25:10这边
25:11都是油
25:12你看到没有
25:13是是是都是油
25:14还有
25:15垃圾
25:16都是垃圾
25:17厨房能放垃圾吗
25:18怎么不收拾呢你
25:19是不是
25:20就是
25:21你看
25:22对吧
25:23我现在收拾了
25:24环境太差了
25:25你跟外面不能比啊
25:26这个
25:27我明白
25:28你看看
25:29这儿
25:30还有这儿
25:31太脏了这儿
25:33好好收拾这儿
25:42果然有收拾
25:50能这么干吗
25:51这还老厨师呢
25:52就这么干活啊
25:54能这么干吗
25:55怎么了怎么了
25:57刘总啊
25:58你看你们厨师啊
25:59手都脏成什么样了
26:00不带洗就这么干活
26:01能这么干吗
26:02我们会改这儿
26:03环境脏成什么样了
26:04你别挨啊
26:05你赶紧看看怎么解决啊
26:13放心 你放心啊
26:14赶紧赶紧赶啊
26:15快赶紧赶紧赶
26:16现在就赶
26:17郭总呢
26:18郭总呢
26:20土豆这么放
26:21是会氧化的
26:25我刚才就发现有问题
26:26只是当他们面儿没敢问
26:30要不我去车上给你拿医药箱
26:31先包载一下
26:33不用
26:34不是你都流这么多血了
26:39去
26:41江小帅的诊所
26:43把这几个病例整理一下
26:44好吧
26:45然后等他过来的时候
26:46去看一下他的情况
26:47江医生
26:48江医生
26:49你赶紧跟我郭总支支血
26:50她胳膊划伤了
26:51都流血了
26:53我说江医生
26:54你您倒是快一点啊
26:56跟我来后面待一趟
26:57你先去看一趟
26:58你先去看一趟
26:59你先去看一趟
27:00你先去看一趟
27:01你先去看一趟
27:02你先去看一趟
27:03你先去看一趟
27:04你先去看一趟
27:05你先去看一趟
27:06你先去看一趟
27:07你先去看一趟
27:08你先去看一趟
27:09你先去看一趟
27:10你先去看一趟
27:12跟我来后面待一趟
27:13爆上风
27:35转过去
27:37You're not going to be able to do this.
27:39It's not a bad thing.
27:41You're not going to be able to do this.
27:43You're so good.
27:45I'm going to go out there.
27:47I'm going to go out there.
27:49Let's go.
27:51Oh my God, it's so fast that you have to get out of here.
28:21It's like a sound of a voice.
28:28I think this is a good look.
28:32Look, there's a guy.
28:38He's like a different kind of person.
28:43This is a good look.
28:44But you can see our own.
28:46He's a good look.
28:48He's good.
28:49算是欠上肩了
28:51怪不得你這次這麼死心塌地
28:54今天晚上
28:55他還要讓我去他家見他父母呢
28:59以後你做了池太太
29:00可千萬不要忘記我
29:02多幫我留一台圈子裡的人
29:04以後啊 姐妹的幸福
29:06可全指望你了
29:07沒問題
29:09走吧
29:19Oh my god, can you give me your contact with me?
29:24Yes, I can.
29:27That... I have no contact with you.
29:29Sorry.
29:30Okay.
29:49How did you wear this?
29:55Who did you wear this?
29:57Are you kidding me?
29:58Or are you kidding me?
30:00Let's go.
30:02you're a bad guy.
30:11This is for a reason.
30:16You're a bad guy.
30:18You need to make a shot.
30:19Or he's gonna have to marry me.
30:22What's your game?
30:24What is my game?
30:30I don't know.
31:00I don't know.
31:30I don't know.
32:00I don't know.
32:30I don't know.
33:00I don't know.
33:30I don't know.
34:00I don't know.
34:30I don't know.
35:00I don't know.
35:30I don't know.
36:00I don't know.
36:30I don't know.
37:00I don't know.
37:30I don't know.
38:00I don't know.
38:30I don't know.
39:00I don't know.
39:30I don't know.
40:00I don't know.
40:30I don't know.
41:00I don't know.
41:30I don't know.
42:00I don't know.
42:30I don't know.
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