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00:12One word, we are back.
00:14Well, actually, that's three words, but we're not splitting hairs
00:17as we're bringing you the best unseen action
00:19from the first week in the Love Island Villa.
00:22And talking of hairs...
00:24Why is it?
00:25Shightened.
00:25Things are moving fast.
00:27They've been in the villa less than seven days and already
00:30we've seen more than our fair share of...
00:33Dumpings.
00:36Trumping.
00:38Bumping.
00:40Screaming.
00:42And things are going bump in the night.
00:46Are you ready?
00:47So sit down.
00:48Oh, it's something.
00:49Oh, no.
00:50Not there.
00:51And enjoy an hour of unhaired action from the villa
00:54that's all killer, no filler.
00:56Well, almost no filler.
00:58You can get filler in your dick.
01:00You can get filler in your willy.
01:01There, there's a Love Island unseen bed.
01:04Are you ready?
01:05Excuse me.
01:19We're back and we're better, better,
01:21better than ever before.
01:23Welcome to Love Island unseen bed.
01:29Some things may be new,
01:31but the principle of this show is exactly the same.
01:34I'm going to wet myself.
01:35I'm really sorry.
01:37We bring you a show packed with the finest unseen action
01:40from the villa.
01:42We are fixed to burst.
01:46I'm going to wet myself in a second.
01:47We're back and be better, better, better than ever before
01:52We're up and running
01:54There's no stuff in me and this
01:58We've got a spring in our step
02:00Oh, that's a trampoline, isn't it?
02:03It's totally a trampoline, right?
02:06Our islanders teeth are shining and their pushes are shaping
02:10As we settle down into some highbrow chat
02:14I was 22, I'm so different now
02:16Your frontal lobe develops
02:18My what?
02:19Do you not know what that is?
02:20No
02:20Right, okay, so your frontal lobe is like
02:22Here we go
02:22It is a nerd talk
02:24Oh, you are a nerd
02:25So your frontal lobe is like a part of your brain that develops when you're like 25
02:30Stop
02:31And your brain's not fully developed until then
02:33So like people say when you're 25, like your frontal lobe kicks in
02:36And the men, like you start to realise, no, he's a good kid
02:39Oh, is that where they're immature?
02:41When do theirs grow? When they're 30?
02:44They're probably a bit
02:45A lot bit immature
02:46It's going to be TV gold
02:503, 2, 1, let's go
02:53But let's go right back to the beginning of time
03:06Well, actually just six days ago
03:08And before the revamped villa had been stamped on by massive corked wedges
03:13It's a love fest
03:14The revamped villa was looking fresh
03:17There's the beautiful bedrooms
03:20It's a love fest
03:22Done up dressing rooms
03:23The overhauled outside kitchen
03:27Oh yes, and an entirely new tube station
03:31Slap bang, slap bang in the middle of the villa
03:33TfL Transport for Love
03:35Finally finished that 1,334-kilometre line extension
03:39Stretching all the way to
03:41Rioja's brand new
03:43And the very first passengers to arrive on the Maya line were Shakira and Meg
03:55I'm literally shaking
03:57I'm literally shaking a bit back
03:57Yeah!
03:58Ready?
03:59Let's run
04:00Go!
04:00Look at us!
04:03Look at us right here, we look absolutely stunning
04:0510 out of 10
04:06I mean, we're ready by choice
04:07I know it, exactly!
04:08This is a public service announcement on behalf of Transport for Love
04:22With all girls change here for a hideaway park corner
04:25Oh, you look amazing!
04:29Oh my goodness!
04:31Hello darling!
04:32I'm Megan, should I say?
04:33I'm Megan!
04:34I'm Megan!
04:35I'm Megan!
04:36No!
04:36We should do like Meg's event
04:38No, Meg's and Meg's
04:39This is gonna, that's gonna get confusing!
04:41Oh god, it's gonna get bloody confusing!
04:46Am we excited for the boys to come?
04:47No, I was a bit to ask, when are they getting here?
04:49Like, you know?
04:50Hello!
04:51Hello!
04:52We're late!
04:53Unfortunately all the boys were delayed as there was a jammer on the Maya line
05:01As we say here at Transport for Love
05:03See it, say it, scream it at the top of your lungs
05:06Welcome to Love Island!
05:07Welcome to Love Island!
05:08Hello!
05:09Hello!
05:10Hello!
05:11And soon approaching Graffington Crescent was a whole bunch of New Islanders
05:16Hello!
05:17Hello!
05:18Mind the chaps!
05:19Hello, hello, hello!
05:20Hello, hello!
05:21Welcome to the villa!
05:22Hello!
05:23How are we getting on?
05:24Hello!
05:25What's happening Maya?
05:26You alright?
05:27What's happening?
05:28You alright?
05:29What's happening?
05:30Let's find out if he's the one!
05:31Hello Tommy!
05:32How are you?
05:33How are you?
05:34How are you?
05:35How are you?
05:36Lovely to meet ya!
05:37Youself!
05:38The Love Island journey may have started on track, when Ben was coupled up with Shakira,
05:43Dijon with Meg, Harry with Sophie, Blue with Alima, Connor with Helena, Tommy was with
05:50Megan, but as we now all know, most of them came off the rails!
05:55Oh change please!
05:57Before I let them in my villa, I always invite the Islanders to my top secret TV studio for
06:02a little chat, which is in my loft!
06:04What's happening?
06:05What's happening?
06:06What's happening?
06:07Oh!
06:08And here's some unseen bitch you didn't get to see the first time round!
06:11Oh!
06:12Miss you?
06:13Oh no!
06:17It just feels like, it's like I'm on TV!
06:20You are Meg!
06:21Here, catch this!
06:22I'm thinking, wow!
06:26I need it now!
06:28Oh God!
06:31I'm excited!
06:36I'm very excited!
06:38Wow, wow, wow!
06:40Hit me like a triple caffeine kickin'
06:42Am I gonna try it or am I just trippin'?
06:46Like when I say I'm single, I'm single with 15 men on my phone!
06:50My little wandering eyes got pink, pink, pink, pink, pink!
06:53I'm thinking, wow!
06:56Every single red bag I see, I'm like, yeah, that'll be fun!
07:01I'm looking forward to all the snogging in the villa, but the only thing I'm not looking forward to is my nan watching it!
07:08I think that a guy shouldn't take a food home on a first date, it's happened to me before and that gave me the ick!
07:14Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow!
07:17If someone was sick in my car, I thought I'd just like being sick with her and it would just be a whole mess of just, just a concoction of not giving up!
07:25I'm thinking, wow!
07:28I'm excited to get me flirt on!
07:31A bit of a flirt, a lot of a flirt!
07:35Every Wednesday morning we go to the retirement flats and the old girls are out straight away with their cup of coffee.
07:40Here are a little flirt, oh you look nice, Doris, cool, how old are you, 65?
07:44She's in her 90s, but I've got to be nice, don't I?
07:47Wow, wow, wow!
07:48Thanks Meg, can I have my inflatable heart back please?
07:51I'm off town the beach.
07:53After being paired up, it was time for our couple's inevitable getting to know you chats.
07:58These can be quite nerve-wracking affairs and poor Helena started to fall to pieces almost immediately.
08:03Oh, my eyelashes are falling off, it's ridiculous.
08:06Megan Dijon's connection was written in the stars.
08:10Do you, erm, believe in star signs?
08:12Yeah, I can read my star sign, yeah.
08:13Before I come out here, something like the 6th and 7th of June is going to be like a day of love and it's today, 7th of June.
08:20So what, do you think that this could be it?
08:21Well, you don't know.
08:22You never know.
08:23You don't know who's walking through that door.
08:24Oh!
08:25No, I'm joking.
08:27He's moving!
08:29My brother's called Green.
08:30Stop lying?
08:31No, he fully is, yeah.
08:32No, he's not!
08:33Yeah?
08:34No, he's not!
08:36I'm so vulnerable, I should arm!
08:39Yeah, no, you're in, I like what you're saying, I like what you're giving me.
08:42I'm picking up what you're putting down.
08:45Okay.
08:46Have you heard that sign?
08:47No.
08:48You're picking up what you're...
08:49What are you picking up and what?
08:50We're dropping off?
08:51Yeah, I'm picking up what you're putting down.
08:52Have you really not heard that?
08:54I'm picking up what you're putting down.
08:57No!
08:58Don't worry Harry, I'll pick up what you're putting down with rubber gloves.
09:02As all super fans know, the dressing room is the girls in a sanctum, a place where they
09:13can have deep and meaningful chats away from the boys and here is an exclusive unseen clip
09:17of Megan getting something off her chest.
09:22Excuse me!
09:24I will pop a shot so he stood up because he just acts so nonchalant, like he don't give a fuck.
09:29Yeah.
09:30He's welched.
09:32Excuse me!
09:34Excuse me!
09:35Right, girls.
09:36Excuse me!
09:37Excuse me!
09:38Right, this is out of our hands.
09:41The more that we keep stressing, the more it's going to hide everything.
09:43I'm going to belch again.
09:44It's a nervous one this time.
09:45Sorry.
09:46Excuse me.
09:47I've been a belchy girl today.
09:48It's the nerves.
09:49Thank you Megan for your contribution.
09:50Deep but not so meaningful.
09:51Rule one of a first date, be cool and try not to put your foot in it.
10:08Or your backside for that matter.
10:10Oh, it's soaking wet.
10:11Oh no!
10:12No!
10:13Why is it wet?
10:14Have we got my bums now?
10:15Fuck's right, yeah.
10:16No, you actually can't see it.
10:17I've got my bums now.
10:18Fuck's right, yeah.
10:19No, you actually can't see it.
10:20Oh, are we?
10:21Can you see it?
10:22I thought he means a stage on it.
10:23Shall we see it somewhere else?
10:24Yeah.
10:25Come on, let's have a little look.
10:26Sorry guys, my bad.
10:27I got carried away drinking out of my new water bottle and I got caught shot on the way to
10:31the voiceover booth.
10:32Oh yeah?
10:33That is well nice, man.
10:34So cute.
10:35It's all only good being in here and it's all fun and games and that.
10:37It's wet as well.
10:38Is it?
10:39Can we sit on your pillow?
10:40Yeah.
10:41How is it wet?
10:42I don't know.
10:43Yeah.
10:44Sorry.
10:45But, yeah, it's all fun and games in here but when we come out, I live in North London,
10:48you're in Dublin.
10:49Yeah.
10:50How do you feel about that?
10:51We don't live in Dublin.
10:52I told you that earlier.
10:53Where do you live?
10:54Brighton.
10:55And you don't love Brighton.
10:56Oh yeah, sorry, sorry.
10:57You don't know.
10:58I'm not listening, am I?
10:59No, no, you're not.
11:00What's your day job?
11:01Have you told me already?
11:02Oh no, this is not going to work.
11:03You're all mannequins.
11:04Oh no, my memory.
11:05Oh, okay.
11:06What is it?
11:07No?
11:08Guess.
11:09You told me?
11:10I told you it's a guess.
11:11Energy broker.
11:12Yeah, come on now.
11:13Oh yeah, go on now.
11:14I told you that.
11:15I don't even know what energy broker is.
11:16It's like selling people energy contracts on the phone.
11:18Oh, it's your sales.
11:19You're the people I hang up on.
11:20Yeah.
11:21No way.
11:22Oh my God.
11:23We'll have to save your number next time.
11:24Yeah.
11:25Actually, can I get the number too?
11:27I'm thinking of switching the villa's energy provider.
11:30These festoons are costing me a fortune.
11:33Oh, anyone got a torch on their phone?
11:40I'm not sure if you all know, but it's been 10 years since Love Island hit our screen.
11:48And over that time, it has regenerated and evolved.
11:52We've hosted a galaxy of out of this world characters.
11:55Me and Hannah are officially together now.
11:57Girlfriend, boyfriend.
11:58Girlfriend.
11:59We also witnessed extreme flirting that's had us all hiding behind the sofa.
12:04I think we can have a laugh.
12:06As well as raunchy romances.
12:09To paraphrase the Daleks.
12:12Fornicate.
12:13Fornicate.
12:14There have been some difficult decisions.
12:19Are you going to speak to Harley today?
12:22What about the recovery?
12:23I don't know.
12:24Earth's shattering showdowns.
12:27I don't mean it like that.
12:31It's thinner.
12:34And classic love language.
12:36And most importantly, raspberries.
12:39Oh, yeah, because they're cute and hairy.
12:44But through that time, there has been one Love Island staple that has been on the lips of all the islanders.
12:50Having just undergone its fourth regeneration, it's bigger on the inside and designed to ensure our islanders rehydrate.
12:59Rehydrate.
13:00Rehydrate.
13:01Rehydrate.
13:02Rehydrate.
13:11I give you the Love Island water bottle.
13:13Hey, Dijon, you're a personal trainer, aren't you?
13:15Moral. Hey, Dijon, you're a personal trainer, aren't you? I've just joined a new gym and my personal trainer is making me do burpees. So go on, tell me, how many burpees can you do?
13:27Burpees? How many burpees I could do?
13:29Hold that thought. It's time for a break.
13:45Do you know what? I was thinking, you know, like all these chats here, which are, like, not really part of the day, I think these are the things that get mashed up on the Unseen Bits.
14:00You're not wrong, Tommy, so let's get mashing. It's Love Island Unseen Bits. Welcome back to our little old love shack. We're the show that gets you even closer to the action.
14:10Oh, God, there's writing. I just do writing.
14:15Well, health and safety, look away now as we love an accident.
14:20Oh, no! That was you, that wasn't me.
14:24No, that was not me. You just distracted me.
14:28We don't believe in safety nets or those weird net pants that sew into the inside of swimming shorts.
14:35Well done, that, yeah. Yeah, it's so uncomfortable. It's like a hang loose.
14:38And we're not afraid of a close shave.
14:41I need to shave in range.
14:42I'm not even being funny. Mine growls like a rapid shave.
14:47So let's ease you in.
14:56Is this a deep DMC?
14:58What's that?
14:58Deep meaningful tart.
15:00Nah.
15:01Of course not, Shakira. It's Unseen Bits.
15:04So before the break, personal trainer Dijon was going to tell us how many burpees he could do.
15:10I've managed three during the break.
15:12How many can you do, Dijon?
15:16Burpees. How many burpees I could do?
15:18A lot of burpees. Maybe 100. Unbroken.
15:20100? You're joking.
15:22No, no joke.
15:22100?
15:231 and 0, 0?
15:25Yeah, of course.
15:26Unbroken?
15:27Straight?
15:27Of course.
15:28No, stop it.
15:30Of course I can do 100. I'm burpees.
15:32That is impressive, but I think I know someone who in the villa who can beat you at burpees.
15:39Excuse me.
15:41I know we don't do politics on this show, but this next Unseen clip gets a bit hairy.
15:46On the first night, Maya returned, but just really slowly.
16:07Hurry up, Maya.
16:09But once in, she had a first night twist for her islanders.
16:12Please welcome.
16:14Tony!
16:15Why are we here?
16:17Wait, Tony, does anyone have a boy's name?
16:19Tony, yeah.
16:20It's a girl's anxiety.
16:21Tony's both names.
16:22It can be a girl or boy.
16:24Hello.
16:26I'm here.
16:28Get ready, ready, ready, ready.
16:30Courtney Bombshell enters the villa.
16:34Hi, everyone.
16:35What do you say, everyone?
16:37Hello.
16:38And Tony chose Ben to couple up with leaving Shakira single.
16:43I'm all right.
16:48And here's an unseen clip of taxi driver Ben getting to know transatlantic Tony.
16:53I was going to go to Vegas.
16:54I can't believe you've never been.
16:56I need my tour guide, that's what.
16:57I'll take you.
16:59I've been waiting for a girl called Tori that lives in Vegas.
17:01Tony.
17:02Oh, fuck.
17:02Don't worry, boys, as I've put all the names of everyone on the beds to help you out.
17:26How do you say her name?
17:28Alina.
17:29Alina.
17:29Alima.
17:30No, it's Ma.
17:31Ma, I thought it was a Ma.
17:32Bro, that looks like an N on that.
17:34It's an M.
17:35That looks like an M and an M.
17:36Yes, Alina.
17:37But an N is silent.
17:38Alima.
17:40No, there's no N.
17:41Yes, there is, bro.
17:42Can't you see it?
17:42No, that's what I thought.
17:43It was A-L-N.
17:44Wow.
17:45A-L-M?
17:47What about the I?
17:48Oh, yeah.
17:49Which one's that?
17:54Right, I keep going to mix that up.
17:55Helen is the blonde.
17:56Right, okay.
17:56The, like, looks like a supermodel.
17:58So, Helena.
18:00No.
18:01This is so hard.
18:03Helena.
18:04Alima.
18:05Alima and Helena.
18:06Alima and Helena.
18:08Yeah.
18:08Helena's the blonde one.
18:09Yeah.
18:10Come on, Ben.
18:10The other boys know all the names.
18:13I also find Harriet and Meg attractive.
18:16Harriet?
18:17Which one's Harriet?
18:18Mate, remind me of your name again.
18:21I completely forgot.
18:21Who?
18:22Blumby.
18:23Helena.
18:23Oh, my God.
18:26Okay, try again.
18:28Hell-ena.
18:30I find Meg and Harriet attractive.
18:33Oh, I give up.
18:35At least the girls are good with names.
18:37The other thing called a name is Harriet.
18:38They went, should you just tell us Harriet?
18:40And I was like, do I find it?
18:41I reckon we should just call you H, Helena.
18:45That's sexy, H.
18:47Just because we can't pronounce it.
18:48I've been doing good.
18:51Helena.
18:51No, no.
18:53I've been saying it wrong still.
18:55Honestly, I'm so sorry.
18:57It's all right.
18:57I will get to terms with it by when we're all gone.
19:00I'll remember it when we're all missed out.
19:01Yeah.
19:02The good news is that everyone could remember Sophie's name.
19:06Go on, Maya, your turn.
19:08Sophie, you are now single.
19:11And therefore dumped from the island.
19:14Oh.
19:15Sorry.
19:16We all know that practice makes perfect.
19:26And in this unseen bit, Blue and Connor are practicing counting backwards.
19:30Good luck, boys.
19:31Three, two, one.
19:33Okay, now it's three, two, one.
19:36Three, two, one.
19:38Three, two, one.
19:40What's going on there?
19:41I don't know what's going on over there.
19:43I'm low.
19:44I'm low.
19:45Tell me.
19:45Three, two, one.
19:47So now you have to start it.
19:48Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:49And you have a choice of the next three.
19:50So you only do two now.
19:51Fine.
19:52Okay.
19:52Three, two, one.
19:54What are you doing?
19:54No, don't.
19:55Don't, don't, mate.
19:56It's just not.
19:57No idea, mate.
19:58Three, two, one.
20:01Two, two, one.
20:02You want to go play?
20:03Three, two, one.
20:05Three, two, one.
20:06I don't know what's going on.
20:07I don't get it.
20:07No, neither.
20:08Three, two, one.
20:09Three, two, one.
20:11Oh, my God.
20:12You're moving as well.
20:14Three, two, one.
20:15Nice.
20:16Ben and Harry were supposed to be the next ones to have a go, but they were still getting
20:20the hang of counting backwards.
20:22Give it a couple of weeks, lads.
20:23You'll get it.
20:25It's like this.
20:26Three, two, nine.
20:28No, it's harder than it seems.
20:38Over on the Sunday, the boys are pondering whether or not Connor and Helen's relationship
20:43will go the whole 10 yards or the whole 9.144 meters, if you prefer the metric system.
20:48Is she all talk, Connor?
20:51No, not really, but she'll be a million miles away from it either.
20:55Yeah, yeah.
20:56She's probably, like, 60 miles away.
21:01Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:03That's brilliant.
21:09He's saying, look, she's not a million miles away.
21:11She's like, 60 miles away.
21:12That's how we should say it, like, talk, rating how much someone is your type.
21:20Oh, yeah, yeah.
21:22You know what I mean?
21:22So, like, with Megan, with you, she's like, she's within a mile.
21:27She's like, you got there yesterday.
21:30Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:32Whereas, like, with me and Helena, she's probably about 15 miles away.
21:40She's very close.
21:4115 miles is long enough as well, though, because, do you use kilometers in, no, you use miles in the UK, do you?
21:46Yeah.
21:47Yeah, I use kilometers, yeah.
21:49You use kilometers?
21:50Oh, you grew up in Spain, innit?
21:51Yeah, yeah.
21:51I use my...
21:52Do you use kgs?
21:54Yeah.
21:54Yeah.
21:55Yeah.
21:55Yeah.
21:56Yeah.
21:56It's so annoying when you go to the gym.
21:58Pounds is so annoying.
21:59When you go to the gym and it's pounds, it's like, oh, really?
22:01It's just over double, innit?
22:02Yeah, yeah.
22:03It's just over double, innit?
22:04But, like, you know, like, a 45-pound plate is supposed to be a 20-inch plate, but a 100-kilo bench versus a 225-inch, 225 feels way heavier.
22:22Sorry, Tommy, I've checked with the experts and the weight is exactly the same.
22:26If it feels heavier, you may need to ask your gym to turn down the gravity.
22:34Over to the Love Island Kitchen, where we cater for the lactose intolerant and the lactose ignorance.
22:43Does anybody have any milk preference?
22:47This one.
22:48That's not, that's egg whites.
22:49What?
22:50That's egg whites, innit?
22:51Yeah.
22:51Egg whites, soya milk.
22:53That's soya milk.
22:54Soya milk.
22:55What do you mean, it's egg whites?
22:56Bro, that's got eggs on it.
22:57Sorry, Ben.
22:59Bro, is that not eggs?
23:00Sorry.
23:00That's like chickpeas or something.
23:01Eggs on that's more.
23:02That's eggs.
23:03That's eggs.
23:04Let me look.
23:05Let me look.
23:06It's a soldier as well, so I'm buying a linguine.
23:10So that's chickpeas, mate.
23:11It's like chickpeas or something.
23:13That's not egg whites.
23:14I want a bowl of that.
23:15Have you put milk in them already?
23:16Yeah.
23:17Do you want the egg whites?
23:19No, I don't want the egg whites.
23:21Smells a bit weird, but it's definitely milk.
23:23I'm not trying that.
23:24No, smell it.
23:27That's my milk.
23:28Yeah, where's mine?
23:30Right, I hate to break at the party, but can we move this conversation on, please?
23:34I feel like we've milked it for all it's worth.
23:44Oh, get Harry's.
23:46He's managed to surround himself with four girls on the daybeds.
23:49What is it about him they find so attractive?
23:52Is it his mullet?
23:54His cheeky smile?
23:56I think it's because I got my black toe out again.
23:59The black toe?
23:59I think it's that, to be honest.
24:01Wait, you've just itched me the fuck out.
24:03No, stop, I'm not trying it on me you.
24:05That's what the star is behind the black toe.
24:07It just happens every year through football.
24:09Football is just standing after you.
24:10But hun, I don't believe that football excuse.
24:12That's bullshit.
24:13What do you mean?
24:14It's not a football excuse.
24:15Let your toes breathe as soon as...
24:17Your football boots must be too small for you.
24:19No, but it's people, like, standing on my toes.
24:22Like, it's two of them.
24:23Right.
24:23You want to have a look, don't you?
24:25No.
24:25I can tell you.
24:26You want to suck on them now?
24:28I don't think I could let anyone do that.
24:32It's fallen off, and then the white, that's what usually happens, and it grows back, and then it'll fall off again next year.
24:37But this one's grown...
24:38It's all going next year?
24:39Yeah, yeah, it falls off every season.
24:41An annual thing.
24:41It's like an annual shedding.
24:42Like Christmas.
24:43Yeah, this has grown in black already this year.
24:47You should see a dancer.
24:47It's like a leap year.
24:51It's incredible.
24:52Go to the podiatrists.
24:53I think I will.
24:55I think in future, all Harry's unseen bits should stay unseen.
25:00Hey, Tommy, before the break, have you got any juicy secrets to tell us?
25:04I think a secret that not a lot of people know about me, which I...
25:08This is probably the first time I've ever mentioned it, so it might have come a shock to my friends as well.
25:13What is it?
25:14Ah, no!
25:16We've not got time.
25:17You'll have to come back and find out what it is.
25:19Is that me?
25:38Oh, God!
25:40Say it, say it, say it!
25:41It's just an update to you.
25:42Oh, God!
25:44Yes, an update that it's part three of Love Island Unseen Bits.
25:52How are we feeling, girls?
25:58We are strong, we are beautiful, we are slay.
26:01What about you boys already?
26:02Feeling like the one that's here, looking like the man when I look in the mirror.
26:06Nice, boys.
26:08Great, as we have our fingers on the pulse with more on-air gems.
26:12Guys, you want to see something?
26:13Yeah.
26:13Look how small my finger fingers is.
26:16Let me see.
26:18It is quite small, actually.
26:19It's really small.
26:20Let's see.
26:20It's four centimeters.
26:22Is it?
26:22Oh, my God.
26:23That's my party trick.
26:25We've got this Unseen Bette nailed.
26:28How do you type and stuff like that?
26:29I don't type.
26:30On your phone?
26:31Oh.
26:33Oh, they could...
26:33Yeah.
26:36Can you not get the toenails like that as well?
26:38You could if you really wanted to, but that's kind of gross, no?
26:41So, come on, everyone.
26:44Let's get moving.
26:46You can cut some shapes in here.
26:56Oh, my God.
26:58Babe, are you okay?
26:59The amount that I've stripped over, this fucking gaff.
27:04Before the break, Tommy was about to reveal a big secret.
27:07So, go on, then, Tommy.
27:08What is it?
27:09I think a secret that not a lot of people know.
27:11About me.
27:12I do show a bit of emotion.
27:14So, when did you last cry, Tommy?
27:17Oh, God.
27:18The last time I cried, it was probably the Gavin and Stacey.
27:22The Gavin and Stacey special on Christmas Day.
27:25That moment when Mick stood up at the church and Smithy's wedding.
27:30Oh, my God.
27:30I was in pieces.
27:32I'm welling up myself now.
27:34Quick, play a clip to distract me.
27:37After ten years of Love Island, all these beautiful people look the same to me.
27:42But maybe that's just a Scottish thing.
27:44What do you think, Alima?
27:46Does he not remind you of Tom Clare?
27:47A wee bit.
27:49Yeah, he really does look like Tom Clare.
27:50I've got that before.
27:52But I don't know how I feel about it, really.
27:54Oh, do you know?
27:54He's good looking, so take it as a compliment.
27:56I get Tom Clare every day of my life.
27:58It's not doing me a disservice.
28:00He's a great looking lad.
28:01But I think I might have a little bit more than him.
28:03I don't know.
28:03There could be worse comparisons.
28:06Mm-hmm.
28:06Sure.
28:07I used to go called the Grinch at school.
28:08I swear to you, right?
28:10When I was, like, maybe, like, 12, this girl.
28:15No, I'm laughing because I could see her.
28:17I could see her as well, or she.
28:19I could see her.
28:22People used to call me the Grinch at school.
28:24Well, this one girl did, and then it caught on for, like, a month.
28:27People used to look like Cindy Lou.
28:29I know.
28:30Oh, my.
28:31That's a better shout.
28:32That's a better shout.
28:33From Whoville.
28:34I'll tell you who looks like a celebrity.
28:37The John Ivan Tony.
28:40He is a dead ringer, mate.
28:42Harry said you think I look like Ivan Tony.
28:43So, yeah, Ivan Tony's a lucky man.
28:45Wow.
28:47Our lovely Megan.
28:48Hello, Irish Mila Kunis.
28:50Thanks, guys.
28:52Stop.
28:53I think Shakira looks a bit like Poker Hunters.
28:57I'll check it.
28:58I'll check it.
28:59Oh, we have said that Helena looks a bit like Megan Barton-Hanson
29:02from Love Island.
29:03And she's given that energy.
29:05So, I will tell her that when I see her, actually,
29:06because I've not told her that yet.
29:08I keep calling Blue Ron from the other Love Island series.
29:12You're joking.
29:16I don't think no one's told me I look like anyone yet.
29:19Right.
29:19I have had no lookalikes yet.
29:21Right.
29:21I know exactly who you look like.
29:23Do you remember Sophia Grace and Rosie?
29:25He's gone to Ellenshaw.
29:26And they think...
29:27Stop.
29:29Rosie, the blonde one.
29:31Growing up, you look just like her.
29:32Really?
29:32Yeah.
29:33No.
29:34I'm just Megan Moore.
29:36I've been told to look like Brad Pitt in a certain light,
29:38and that light is pitch darkness.
29:40The kitchen is the place where our islanders like to debate all the big questions, like...
29:52I don't know whether I want Friday or post.
29:55Do we have any avocado?
29:56I know.
29:57I'm dying for it.
29:58There's nothing in there.
29:59I didn't even check.
30:00There's some big bugs out here, man.
30:06Meg, watch out.
30:08X Islanders get scared by something.
30:15That's a drone.
30:16He's in the bridge.
30:17He's in the bridge.
30:18On my life.
30:19That's a bird.
30:20I have seen.
30:23That's a bird.
30:24What's on that?
30:28What is that?
30:29Is that me?
30:29Is that butt?
30:30Is that...
30:30Is that me smooth away from me?
30:32Whatever that's in my head.
30:33It'll go.
30:34It'll go.
30:35No.
30:36Stay still.
30:37Stay still.
30:37You look like a flower in that blue bikini.
30:39What the fuck?
30:42Man, what the...
30:43He's like watching you from an end, but chatting up gals.
30:47I don't know.
30:53I feel like me and her back when I was trying to hurry us.
30:55I thought, fuck off.
30:56I know.
30:57It's gone.
30:58What is that?
30:59What is that?
31:01Oh!
31:03Wait, wait.
31:04Oh, I love a happy ending.
31:07Fights you gave her.
31:08Just drop me off there.
31:09I'll give you five stars at a tip.
31:17It's not only around about week three that the Islanders start doing their hilariously and sterling impressions,
31:26but this lot got started early.
31:29A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:35A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:38A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:42A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:45You sound like him.
31:47A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:53Ian should be threatened right now.
31:55I think he should use our voices and his voiceover.
31:58I'm not worried.
31:59One bet, girls.
32:00You've got it all wrong.
32:02Look.
32:04Hello.
32:06I'm here.
32:07Get ready.
32:09A whole new bombshell enters the villa.
32:13No, wait.
32:14Stop.
32:14Even the song's got it wrong.
32:17This is how you do it.
32:19Two new bombshells.
32:22Enter the villa.
32:23It's me and you.
32:26It's me and you.
32:26I'm an army of children.
32:29Come on, guys.
32:29Can you not count?
32:32It's Rommel, and he's got Shea in tow.
32:35And talking of toes, there's something you really need to know before dipping your tootsies into villa life.
32:40Do you want to get your toots out?
32:42None of the boys have got toenails while they're black.
32:46No, yeah, my toenails are rolled off.
32:48There they are.
32:50At the end of that.
32:51Whoa.
32:52Oh, shit.
32:53So how are your toenails?
32:55You're going to have to wait and see one more by the pool or something.
32:58Oh, yeah.
32:59Welcome to the villa, boys.
33:01Yeah, welcome to the villa, boys.
33:03Just remember to make sure you toe the line.
33:07After his late night in the hideaway, Harry was absolutely exhausted.
33:18He was starving as hell and a sapped him of all his energy.
33:21And as a result, he was feeling a little weak.
33:24Some might say wimpy.
33:26Oh, where's my burger?
33:28Oi, have you eaten my burger?
33:31Gaze, you've eaten my burger.
33:32I know you have.
33:33Who ate it?
33:34I haven't eaten it.
33:34I know you've eaten it.
33:35Good question, Dijon.
33:37Who ate it?
33:38To find out, we're launching a special investigation to undercover the identity of Breakfast Burger
33:43Burglar.
33:44Whoever committed this crime will be doing porridge for a long time.
33:50First under the spotlight, well, the light from the fridge was Tommy.
33:54Could he be the patty pilferer?
33:57No, he's gone for a good, honest yoghurt and fruit.
34:00Blue goes in to get a drink.
34:07Stealing Shakira from Harry is one thing.
34:09But would he stoop so low as to dick another man's burger?
34:16Next on the scene of the crime, Dijon just grabs some ice and for Mel just checks out the cold cuts.
34:22Next under suspicion, it's Tony.
34:27Americans love burgers for breakfast, don't they?
34:29I bet it's her.
34:31Oh, sorry, Tony.
34:32Just coffee and milk.
34:37Hang on.
34:38What's this blues come back?
34:40Bang to rights, bold as brass, brutal, little bugger.
34:49It's a breakfast burger.
34:50Burglar!
34:56Gies, you've eaten my burger, I know you have.
34:58You ate it?
34:59I haven't eaten it, I know you've eaten it.
35:00I saw Blue eating a burger this morning.
35:02Fuck off!
35:03You mixed your burger and your burger.
35:06I did as well.
35:07Oi, did you eat a burger this morning?
35:10Yeah.
35:13Oh, my God.
35:15The biggest crime of all is having a burger for breakfast at all.
35:20Have some muesli, guys.
35:23You'll be less likely to get bummed up.
35:25Open up your love, I'll come in if you want me to.
35:46Open up your love, all your heart is taking love for you.
35:51Hey, how am I looking?
35:54Look at the baby.
35:55That's oil.
35:56You've got oiled up.
35:58Oiled up, let's go.
35:59Let's go indeed.
36:01We're all oiled up and ready to slide our way into the final part of the show.
36:06Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits.
36:09And it's not just the oldie boys, we need to avoid an unfortunate slip.
36:19If I slip a nipple, let me know, will you?
36:23So sit back on this sofa, but be careful.
36:28Because we have some banging clips still to come.
36:31Come on, strike a pose.
36:38And check, check, check, check, check it out.
36:44OK.
36:46My luck told me, it ain't got a word, Johnny.
36:48Why?
36:49Because you got a little money.
36:50Hey, hey, hey, blue, has you got a clue?
36:54Yes, you do, because you might have to go to the loo.
36:57Oh.
36:57Check, check.
37:01Here's the unseen clip of the girls in the dressing room,
37:07and it sounds like they are talking a load of Botox.
37:11What do you have, Tony?
37:11Just your lips?
37:12Yeah, just my lips, but I haven't gone in years.
37:14Yeah.
37:15The lady that did my lips was in Miami,
37:18and now she moved to the Dominican Republic
37:21and does lips and penis injections.
37:24What?
37:25What do you mean penis injections?
37:25I swear to God, you can get filler in your dick.
37:28You can get filler in your willy?
37:29Uh-huh.
37:30Fuck off.
37:31What?
37:32What's the filler in the willy for?
37:34Bro, what do you think it's fucking for?
37:37But then it shrivels up when it's wet.
37:40How would it go soft?
37:42Yeah.
37:43Asking for a friend, but what's that treatment you mentioned?
37:46Is it called Bococks?
37:48And have you thought you'd heard the last of Ben's rap and think again?
37:59Who does he think he is?
38:00Ben and Em, Ice Cab, MC Uber?
38:05No, no, no, no, no, obviously, my name's Ben.
38:07I might write with a pen.
38:09Go on, go on, go on.
38:09I might count to ten.
38:12What, because I've got a friend called Glenn and an uncle called Ken.
38:14I might have a friend called Len.
38:15What, because my name's Ben.
38:17What?
38:17I like women, not men.
38:20Oh.
38:21I used to have a girlfriend called Bren.
38:23Hey, hey, hey.
38:24Did you?
38:24No.
38:26No.
38:27Because I just go with the flow.
38:28You know me, I'm not slow.
38:29Because I stub my toe.
38:31It's Ben and Cole.
38:32Because I keep it on the low.
38:34On here, I've got a mole.
38:36On the boat, I might roll.
38:37I'm here to show.
38:39I've got friends, not foal.
38:41Boy, better know.
38:42Hey.
38:43Oh, yeah.
38:44Dude, I actually reckon rapping's my thing.
38:46I reckon this is what it's all about.
38:48It's exploring the rapping career.
38:50I wish that unseen clip had remained unheard, too.
39:01As we saw, the recoupling at the end of the week was as tense as ever with some long,
39:06dramatic pauses and epic sweeping shots of the villa building the atmosphere.
39:11The ball was in the girls' court as they got to choose.
39:15Aleema chose new boy, Rommel.
39:17Shakira were a couple with Ben.
39:19Megan stayed with Tommy.
39:21Leaving us with five single boys and Helena with a big decision to make.
39:26Me and this boy bounce off of each other's energy quite a lot.
39:31The past couple of days, I think, went from zero to 100 quite quick.
39:34Nick, we both took quite a big risk.
39:37But what was that big risk, Helen?
39:39I was talking about.
39:41Was it their outrageous flirting in the eye, do we?
39:44Yeah, you're...
39:45Was it Harry's pseudo-celebrity status?
39:52No, Tommy, sorry.
39:53Tom Clear.
39:53A wee bit.
39:55Yeah, he really does look like Tom Clear.
39:56Or was she dreaming of Harry's flowery trousers?
40:03They're pretty risky.
40:06I don't know what these are, bro, but these could be me, mate.
40:10I can see it, bro.
40:11Moody, isn't it?
40:12You look like my dad's trousers.
40:13These, I think these are me, you know.
40:16Yeah, I'm just feeling it.
40:17Yeah, big time.
40:19I love it, big time.
40:20I love your fashion suits.
40:22Don't look, close your eyes, close your eyes, close your eyes, close your eyes, close your eyes, close your eyes, close your eyes, close your...
40:27Oh, my God, how can we wear this?
40:30Oh, God.
40:30If he's got, do you know, like, curtains, that's where he's got...
40:33Where is he?
40:34He's got so many trousers, Helen's gonna die.
40:36She looks so fit, and he's wearing that.
40:39This is cool.
40:39The trousers are wearing, but just wear, like, a blue or a green top, please, plain.
40:44You can wear that, I think that's what I do, I don't take, you know what I mean, you can say, like, that's thank you for doing that.
40:49You might not pick you.
40:52Harry.
40:54Yes, it was Harry's flowy trousers, it proved lucky in the end.
41:02And someone else who was wearing a lucky colour was blue, of course.
41:07What's happening, Maya, you all right?
41:08What's happening?
41:09Something goes.
41:10Blue name, blue shorts, blue trainers.
41:12Blue by name, blue by nature.
41:15If we go all the way back to day one, it worked out for him then.
41:20But it couldn't save him from being dumped.
41:24Bye.
41:25Bye.
41:28At least he's wearing blue.
41:31He'd come in in blue.
41:33He did, didn't he?
41:35Poetic, man.
41:35Pure poetry in motion.
41:39As blue in blue, felt a little blue when he knew it was time to say toodaloo.
41:43Toodaloo, blue.
41:44It's back, and as the same goes, if it's not broke, don't try to fix it.
41:50It's time for...
41:52Peter and Ed!
41:54This semi-assel goes to give me the best chat-a-blinds.
42:00I've never had to use a chat-a-blinds, have I?
42:02They sort of, like, come to me if I'm, like, looking all right on the night.
42:05For now on, you can call me coffee, because I'm trying to keep you up all night.
42:09My new favourite one is, do you want to go half-sunner-baby?
42:14Simple, sweet, and cheeky.
42:17They've never worked for me, but I'm going to keep trying and use them until they do work.
42:22They've definitely worked before, sometimes.
42:24When should I fit?
42:25Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
42:27The only number I don't see here is yours.
42:30Oh, that's a good one.
42:32Are you from Tennessee?
42:33Because you're the only 10IC.
42:35Tennessee, you're 10IC.
42:37Are you from Tennessee?
42:39You just go up and say, that dress looks good.
42:42It would look better on my bedroom floor.
42:44Get away.
42:45No, thank you.
42:47If it's on DM, I have used this one before, where you go, oh, I think someone's impersonating you.
42:54And they always panic, and they're like, what, what, what, what, what?
42:57And then you send them Vanessa Instagram accounts, because they're out of this world.
43:03Are you guys ready?
43:04Is your dad a boxer?
43:07Because you are a knockout.
43:09Did that land?
43:12Why are you not laughing?
43:15Why are you not laughing?
43:17Do you fancy a raisin?
43:19No?
43:20How about a date?
43:21I don't think anyone's saying no to that, I'll be honest.
43:27In fact, Tommy, you have to cut some charter blinds.
43:29I'm not an electrician, but I can certainly lighten up your day.
43:32You're a parking ticket, because you've got fine written all over you.
43:34Hang on, let me remember how it goes.
43:36Yeah, it's your 70% water, and I'm thirsty.
43:40What?
43:41I'm not a photographer, but I can picture you and I together.
43:46Oh.
43:47I'm not even playing guards, but I've pulled a queen.
43:51Yeah, I like that one.
43:52The worst chat-up line, and the most frequent one, especially on dating apps, is...
43:57It's your name, Shakira, because your hips don't lie.
44:01RAAAARGH!
44:03So annoying.
44:04Don't do that again.
44:06You're done.
44:08Come back next time for some more.
44:11The Peter Panathal!
44:20It was shocking.
44:22It caused drama.
44:23There was a massive twist involving the ginormous telly hanging over the swimming pool.
44:28Come on.
44:28Girls!
44:29Woo!
44:29Woo!
44:30Woo!
44:30Woo!
44:30Woo!
44:31Woo!
44:31Woo!
44:32Woo!
44:32Woo!
44:33Woo!
44:33Woo!
44:34Woo!
44:34Woo!
44:35Woo!
44:35Woo!
44:36And here's an exclusive unseen bit of what they've got to watch.
44:41Excuse me!
44:42Woo!
44:43Woo!
44:43Woo!
44:44Woo!
44:44Woo!
44:45Woo!
44:45Woo!
44:46Woo!
44:46Woo!
44:47Woo!
44:47Woo!
44:48Woo!
44:48Woo!
44:49Woo!
44:49Woo!
44:50Woo!
44:51Woo!
44:52Woo!
44:53Woo!
44:53Look how small
45:05my pinky fingers.
45:06We'll leave the girls watching some classic TV.
45:09See you all next time for more Unseeniramys.
45:11Baycet!
45:11Zvvgens.
45:13May!
45:14Woo!
45:14Oh.
45:15Wow.
45:16Ooh.
45:16I hate you, 17v!
45:17Oh.
45:18I hate you, 17v.
45:20A��.
45:22Ah.
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