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00:00:00Warning. The truly unusual motion picture you are about to see contains many scenes of graphic violence.
00:00:15It is not intended for the faint of heart, nor the young and impressionable.
00:00:19While it is a sad fact that mass homicide and practitioners of blood cults infest our society,
00:00:24the producers of this film wish to express that they do not condone, nor do they want to inspire, any of the human butchery or violence portrayed in this film.
00:00:33If you feel you will be offended by such material, please leave the theater at once.
00:00:38Note. All of the mutilations, bodily dismemberments, and cannibal rituals were performed by seasoned professionals.
00:00:45Please do not attempt any of these stunts at home. Thank you.
00:00:54Crazy, I tell you that I'm crazy. So crazy that I'm hazy. Crazy over you.
00:01:12Mmm, crazy. Without your knee I'm crazy. So crazy that I'm hazy. Crazy over you.
00:01:23Cheers!
00:01:24Where are those little shitheads?
00:01:28There you are, now pay attention.
00:01:35I'll be back in 20 minutes.
00:01:44Don't open the door, don't let anyone in.
00:01:47Go into the market.
00:01:49Ran out of goddamn tampons.
00:01:52We interrupt this program to give you an important news bulletin.
00:01:56A suspect in the Happy Times All Girls League loves slaying has fled the scene and managed to elude the police.
00:02:01He is armed and dangerous and has been spotted in the west side area,
00:02:04armed with a meat cleaver in one hand and his genitals in the other.
00:02:07We urge all residents to stay inside and lock your doors until the suspect has been apprehended.
00:02:12We now return you to your normal programming for your listening pleasure.
00:02:16Oh no, we'll make your mind go wild.
00:02:23Make your mind go wild.
00:02:25Okay, George, I'm ready. Go get spunky.
00:02:28Okay, Mikey.
00:02:30Oh, come on, George. Stop fooling around.
00:02:43Here, Mikey.
00:02:49Look deep into my eyes, Spunky.
00:02:52You are under my power.
00:02:53You will do as I say.
00:02:54You are under my power.
00:02:56You will do as I say.
00:02:58Make your mind go wild.
00:03:00I say.
00:03:01You will be dead.
00:03:02I said.
00:03:03You will die.
00:03:04You can only run the way.
00:03:05You will die.
00:03:06You will die.
00:03:07You will die.
00:03:09I said.
00:03:10You don't have to die.
00:03:11I'm not on my own.
00:03:13You're under my power.
00:03:14You are under my power.
00:03:16You are under my power.
00:03:17You will die.
00:03:18I told you.
00:03:19I have to die.
00:03:21I had to die.
00:03:23I tell you.
00:03:25I had to die.
00:03:26Uncle Amor! Uncle Amor!
00:03:45Now are my two favorite nephews.
00:03:47Great, Uncle Amor. I've been practicing my hypnotism exactly like I said to you in your book.
00:03:53Well, that's fine, Michael. That's very fine. And what about you, Georgie Borgie?
00:03:56Look, Uncle Amor. Yum, yum.
00:03:59Why, George, you are going to be a great chef one day. Honestly, that looks good enough to eat.
00:04:04I have a surprise for you.
00:04:09Do you remember the story I told you about the ancient Lumerians?
00:04:12And the God of the Sheetar boy. That's our favorite story.
00:04:17These are for you to keep. Absolutely genuine Lumerian amulets.
00:04:21Take good care, for they are over five million years old.
00:04:26Anwar, Namtun. Wow, jeez!
00:04:29I'm afraid your Uncle Anwar is in a bit of a pickle, so I'll have to go and straighten things out.
00:04:34What's the matter, Uncle Amor?
00:04:36I want you to promise me you will never forget me or all the things I taught you.
00:04:42And study your book hard for Sheetar.
00:04:44Can you stay and play?
00:04:46We have the house around you.
00:04:47No. Got to go.
00:04:49Love you, boys.
00:04:51We know you're in there.
00:04:54Time's up, Anwar. We're coming in.
00:04:59There he is. Hold your fire.
00:05:02Drop the cleaver, Anwar.
00:05:05He's coming.
00:05:05Jeetar!
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00:09:01And Sheetar.
00:09:04Is it working much?
00:09:06I don't know.
00:09:07This type of thing hasn't even been tried since then.
00:09:09Five million years, you moron.
00:09:11And how are my two favorite natsies?
00:09:14Anwar?
00:09:15Uncle Anwar?
00:09:15Of course.
00:09:16We did it.
00:09:17We did it.
00:09:18We did it.
00:09:19We did it, George.
00:09:22Quit fighting around, you two.
00:09:23We have work to do.
00:09:24We have work to do.
00:09:31Grave robbers.
00:09:40Maniac grave robbers.
00:09:42And it isn't even Halloween yet.
00:09:44What do you make of it, Mark?
00:09:45Beats me, Chief.
00:09:46Seems like the work of pathological weirdos.
00:09:49Without doubt, you're most of the state of deduction to date, my friend.
00:09:51But where are the clues?
00:09:53Can't say I found any.
00:09:54I interviewed the watchman's daughter.
00:09:56Good-looking babe.
00:09:57She said he didn't have an enemy in the world.
00:09:59Damn good thing he didn't.
00:10:00As it was, his eyeballs were popped out of his head.
00:10:04The rest of his body was hacked to bits and strewn about like some ungodly jigsaw puzzle.
00:10:08There's got to be some clues here somewhere, Chief.
00:10:10We just got to put the pieces together and see what we've got.
00:10:14You're right, Mark.
00:10:15You're always right.
00:10:16And a damn good detective, too, I might add.
00:10:19But when you've been on the force as long as I have,
00:10:22you begin to develop a sixth sense about the diabolical.
00:10:25It kind of slinks down surreptitiously and grabs you by the shorts.
00:10:28Lately, I've had this strange premonitive feeling about some inevitable event of cataclysmic proportions which is looming ahead of us.
00:10:36You need help.
00:10:39I'm assigning you a new partner, a rookie from New York.
00:10:43She broke the end of my grapest case wide open, posing as a sex surrogate.
00:10:46You are now anointed disciples of Sheetar.
00:10:56If you follow my instructions carefully, we will be able to resurrect the goddess Sheetar from the dead.
00:11:02You must be disciplined and prepare for a mission far more taxing than anything you have ever confronted.
00:11:08What the hell are you looking at, you idiots?
00:11:10Remember, the night I came to see you.
00:11:13That night, on this mission, I lost my genitals and my life because of lack of discipline with the Glee Club girls.
00:11:20I couldn't stop myself from indulging.
00:11:22You boys must stay silent.
00:11:24This is a mission I failed to accomplish in my lifetime.
00:11:28You, my nephews, must construct Sheetar from the body parts of many immoral girls.
00:11:33But this is just a start.
00:11:35In order to raise her from the dead, a ceremony must take place.
00:11:39Michael, find the virgin to sacrifice to Sheetar at the ceremony.
00:11:44George, you must cook a blood buffet.
00:11:46That will summon the goddess to take over the body you have constructed for her.
00:11:51Sheetar.
00:11:53Sheetar.
00:11:54An immortal goddess more powerful than Superman.
00:11:58We will use your diner to find our victims.
00:12:01I will do the choosing.
00:12:02Sheetar, help us.
00:12:05Makes quite a thing out of it.
00:12:09Trying to break that bridge, Mark Lear.
00:12:12Let's go, let's go, let's go!
00:12:18Once again.
00:12:19Come on, Connie.
00:12:38All you have to do is take your pop off.
00:12:39All you do is show your chips.
00:12:41No big deal.
00:12:42You need your answer now, Connie.
00:12:44Are you going to do it?
00:12:46I told you she's a little fraidy cat.
00:12:49Come on, Clarice.
00:12:50We can do it without her.
00:12:51Oh, I can't believe this.
00:12:54Listen, when I started as head cheerleader, I decided we'd all be vegetarians.
00:12:58Fine.
00:12:58Then another vegetarian cheerleader group came up.
00:13:00So I added aerobics.
00:13:01Last month, some other school added aerobics.
00:13:03Oh, my God, I'm getting a ticket.
00:13:11I hate wrestling.
00:13:12Turn that damn TV down.
00:13:14Motor not coming up topside, eh?
00:13:15Damn it.
00:13:16Shit.
00:13:16I like to wrestle that sideshow freak.
00:13:27George.
00:13:28George.
00:13:29George, is that you?
00:13:30Yes, Uncle.
00:13:31You miss me?
00:13:32George.
00:13:33Get your fat ass over here and get this off me.
00:13:36Good morning, Uncle.
00:13:40What the hell are you cocking at?
00:13:42Get me over to the window, you numbskull.
00:13:44It's a better view for you, Uncle.
00:13:54Slim chickens.
00:14:05Brother Elliot.
00:14:06Hey, Georgie.
00:14:07Georgie, quit goofing off and get to work, will you?
00:14:09Get our helpers.
00:14:14Sorry, Mikey.
00:14:17Excuse me.
00:14:19That's the best friggin' veggie burger I've had in the son of a bitch long time.
00:14:22It's their damn good veggie burger.
00:14:24Here you go.
00:14:24If I didn't know better, I'd swear there was some meat in it.
00:14:28I'm an expert on veggie burgers.
00:14:29I've eaten them all across America.
00:14:31I've eaten in some of those health food hangouts where the soup ain't fit to piss in.
00:14:36You're Michael Tuttman, ain't you?
00:14:38Yeah.
00:14:38Pleased to meet you, Mr. Tuttman.
00:14:39My name's Horatio Titus, but my friends call me Vitamin C.
00:14:44Get it?
00:14:44Vitamin C.
00:14:46Pleased to meet you, Mr. C.
00:14:48Hell, you can call me Vitamin.
00:14:53Was everything okay?
00:14:55I noticed you hardly touched your food.
00:14:57It was really good.
00:14:58I'm just upset, that's all.
00:14:59Let me let you in on a little secret about those so-called friends of yours.
00:15:03A couple of years ago, they used to all come in here dressed up like flashdance, and they looked really stupid.
00:15:09Can I put you on our mailing list?
00:15:12We're planning a special feast for...
00:15:14Hey, will you turn that thing down?
00:15:18Special people.
00:15:19It's going to be a Lemurian feast.
00:15:22I never heard of that.
00:15:23That's because there hasn't been one since five million years B.C.
00:15:26Buddy, let's turn that thing down.
00:15:29How can you stand that homo's fork?
00:15:33I've heard.
00:15:35Oh, oh.
00:15:37Connie.
00:15:37Oh, mommy.
00:15:39What a lovely name.
00:15:44Do come see us again, Connie.
00:15:51Thank you, I will.
00:15:52Thank you, I will.
00:15:56Bye.
00:15:57I'm going to bet she's a virgin.
00:16:00Come on, girl!
00:16:01And up!
00:16:03Out!
00:16:03Yeah, come on, girl!
00:16:05Out!
00:16:05Yeah, come on!
00:16:06Let's go!
00:16:08All right!
00:16:10Up!
00:16:11Out!
00:16:11Yeah, come on!
00:16:12Can you believe Connie could pass up a chance like this?
00:16:15Calls her dad's a cop.
00:16:17That's because her dad's a jerk.
00:16:19All right, girls, loosen up!
00:16:20I've got to get some more tense.
00:16:22Remember, this is going on cable coast to coast.
00:16:25Not enough to be the only new rocket-sized cheerleaders here.
00:16:29We've got to be the best new rocket-sized cheerleaders.
00:16:32Tony, take over!
00:16:34Come on, girl!
00:16:35Man!
00:16:35Up!
00:16:36Out!
00:16:36Yeah, come on!
00:16:37Go!
00:16:38Go!
00:16:38Go!
00:16:39Go!
00:16:39Go!
00:16:39Go!
00:16:40Go!
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00:16:52Go!
00:16:53Go!
00:16:53Go!
00:16:54Go!
00:16:55At least eight tongues must be set aside for proper aging.
00:16:58Discard the vocal cords and any surrounding tissue, or use them for tomorrow's venture patties.
00:17:03Am I doing this right, Uncle Anwar?
00:17:07That's right!
00:17:08Remove only one unblemished limb from each of the tramps.
00:17:11The body of Sheetar must be a composite, as she is a goddess of many facets.
00:17:16But it must be fair and appealing to the eye, especially the head.
00:17:21To choose the wrong one would be a desecration.
00:17:25to choose the wrong one would be a desecration.
00:17:26No.
00:17:27I've been doing this right now!
00:17:27I'm doing this right now!
00:17:28I'm doing this right now!
00:17:29But...
00:17:30I'm doing this right now!
00:17:31I'm doing this right now!
00:17:32Oh, Jesus.
00:17:34Okay, take this one on down.
00:17:38Charlie, take a look at this over here.
00:17:43Hold it.
00:17:46All right.
00:17:47Come on over here, give me a hand here.
00:17:49We got more bags down there.
00:17:51Call somebody down, get some pay.
00:17:53Jesus, Mary Joseph.
00:17:55God damn, son of a...
00:17:57For God's sake, be careful, man.
00:17:59Sorry, Chief.
00:18:00Well, what do you make of it, Mark?
00:18:05Looks like someone had a do-it-yourself lunch meat party.
00:18:09Chief's getting tough.
00:18:10Sorry, Mark. Perhaps I went too far.
00:18:13But I will not tolerate any disrespect for human life on my force.
00:18:16That's okay, Chief.
00:18:17A good detective, no matter how hard he becomes,
00:18:19can't lose his sense of decency.
00:18:21I'm glad you feel that way.
00:18:23Now, before we hold this goulash off to forensics,
00:18:25what do you make of it?
00:18:26Could be the work of the same killer.
00:18:28More likely, too.
00:18:29Judging from the disproportionate bite marks on this forearm.
00:18:34Mark Shepard, meet Sheba Jackson, your new partner.
00:18:37Bite marks?
00:18:38Cannibals?
00:18:40You know, there's a biker group called the cannibals,
00:18:41but they've never gone to this extreme.
00:18:44Besides, they're supposed to be vegetarians,
00:18:45and what self-respecting vegetarian would be a party
00:18:48to such a gruesome display of monstrously,
00:18:51inhuman, degenerate behavior.
00:18:53This is disgusting.
00:18:56Arms sawed off, organs removed,
00:18:58head severed from its body,
00:19:00nine perfectly healthy tongues ripped from their young white throats.
00:19:05Without permission, Chief Miller,
00:19:07I would like to go down to the coroners now,
00:19:09so we can get a head start on any clues from the autopsy.
00:19:12Good thinking, Jackson.
00:19:14You two go over there, see what you come up with.
00:19:16I'll try to round up enough guts to call their parents.
00:19:19Now get moving, both of you.
00:19:20Right, Chief.
00:19:38Thank you, Miss Sanders.
00:19:40We'll be getting to you very soon.
00:19:42Thanks, I'm sure.
00:19:44George, let's screw it around, would you?
00:20:01We've got two specials.
00:20:03All right, coming up.
00:20:03This is even better than the last time.
00:20:19Hey, I'm glad you like it, vitamin.
00:20:21Thanks for all the business, too.
00:20:22I'm determined to make you boys famous.
00:20:24Good health food's hard to find in this young heap of the city.
00:20:27By the way,
00:20:28what is a special ingredient for Tuesday's surprise?
00:20:31Well, if I told you that,
00:20:32it wouldn't be a surprise anymore, would it?
00:20:34Oh, my God.
00:20:35Oh, my God.
00:20:36Oh, my God.
00:20:37I'm talking to the swine.
00:20:39Oh, my God.
00:20:42Oh, my God.
00:20:42Oh, my God.
00:20:46Hey, Georgie.
00:20:47George, cover for me, will you?
00:20:49Okey-doke, Mikey.
00:20:50And now, a challenge to the public
00:20:52for one little Jimmy Hitler.
00:20:54Mr. Hitler.
00:20:55I'm not a message of talent slams
00:20:56turning you not into your band up
00:20:59to mess with me.
00:21:00If no Jimmy Hitler
00:21:01then meet me here
00:21:02at this time tonight
00:21:03and I'll be ready to wipe the man
00:21:04with a huge gut smelly
00:21:05buttweapon
00:21:06on tax enough
00:21:07to try to drink the best of the remedy.
00:21:09Now, this time tonight here, baby,
00:21:11be here.
00:21:11You better believe I'll be there.
00:21:13I'll wipe the man with your ass.
00:21:15You scum.
00:21:16I wrestle.
00:21:17I'll kill him good.
00:21:19Can you wrestle as good as you could?
00:21:23Eat this fat ass.
00:21:24Connie, what's wrong?
00:21:45You don't understand.
00:21:46I knew those girls.
00:21:47If I'd done that tape, I'd be dead, too.
00:21:50Listen to me.
00:21:51If anybody ever so much as looks at you cross-eyed,
00:21:53I want you to come and tell me.
00:21:55They wouldn't have a head left
00:21:55to think about doing it twice.
00:21:58Thank you, Michael.
00:21:59It's nice to know one has a guardian angel to count on.
00:22:02I want to give you something for good luck.
00:22:06It's a sacred amulet.
00:22:08It's very old.
00:22:08It's very powerful.
00:22:10It represents the ancient goddess Sheetan.
00:22:12From now on, you belong to her.
00:22:17Two guardian angels in one day?
00:22:19I guess I have nothing to worry about after all.
00:22:22Wait till I tell my father.
00:22:24No.
00:22:25Don't tell anybody.
00:22:27This is just between you and me and Sheetan.
00:22:33Here on the house.
00:22:34Goddamn right on the house.
00:22:36Now I'm going to start all over again.
00:22:38Damn shame about home.
00:22:39Those girls getting put you up like that.
00:22:41Well, beech the hell out of me.
00:22:42What do those meat creeps want
00:22:43one of those body parts anyway?
00:22:52Vegetettings.
00:22:53You mean all the victims are vegetettings?
00:22:55According to the autopsy,
00:22:57the coroner found undigested bits
00:22:59of soybeans, carrots, celery,
00:23:02in all cases,
00:23:04except for one girl who had something
00:23:05that might be cat meat.
00:23:07Cat meat.
00:23:08Jesus, how weird could this be dead?
00:23:09We've got to make on that machine gun.
00:23:11It's the same one reported stolen
00:23:13from the Gangster's Museum on 3rd.
00:23:15Good work, Shepard.
00:23:16And I want you to make rounds
00:23:17of all the health food places in town
00:23:19to see if any weird characters
00:23:20have been hanging out.
00:23:21Particularly the biker group,
00:23:22the cannibals.
00:23:23You know, Chief,
00:23:23maybe it's not them at all.
00:23:25Maybe some hamburger franchise owner
00:23:27wouldn't deserve.
00:23:27You know, health food's pretty popular.
00:23:29So it's exposed with the combined...
00:23:31Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:23:32Are you trying to tell me
00:23:33that some nut from McBurgers
00:23:34is a spot?
00:23:34That's okay, Chief.
00:23:37Come on, Shiba.
00:23:38Let's go.
00:23:39See you later.
00:23:40Murderous for me.
00:23:41Burgers!
00:23:42Jeez!
00:23:43Here's a list of all the health food eateries
00:23:45between here and 6th.
00:23:46I'll check some out on the north side.
00:23:48Then I thought that you and I
00:23:50could meet at Mr. Veggie's
00:23:51at midnight.
00:23:52I'm a fool!
00:23:53You boys will learn from my mistakes.
00:24:17Ah, a little more wisdom, Uncle.
00:24:19Don't make the same mistake I made.
00:24:21I let my schlong do the thinking for me.
00:24:25And got confused!
00:24:27Georgie.
00:24:28Georgie, would you stop screwing around?
00:24:31That's right!
00:24:32Aren't you dickheads done yet?
00:24:34Almost, Uncle Edward.
00:24:37What the fuck was that?
00:24:39Immortal, I can't say!
00:24:41It's a photo we found of you
00:24:42from the good old days.
00:24:45Ah, yes.
00:24:47The good old days.
00:24:49People had ambition then.
00:24:53I, most of all,
00:24:54took pride in life's goals.
00:24:57Everything I did was done with care.
00:25:00I truly enjoyed my appointed destiny.
00:25:03No matter how difficult the task was,
00:25:06I kept at it.
00:25:08Again.
00:25:10And again.
00:25:10And again.
00:25:14Like cleanliness.
00:25:15I was in a state next to godliness.
00:25:18As you, my nephews,
00:25:19are becoming in your devotion.
00:25:27She told body is complete.
00:25:30But it is just the beginning.
00:25:31You must now gather the ingredients necessary
00:25:33for the blood buffet that will bring her to life.
00:25:35Stop it.
00:25:40Georgie, you fucking moron!
00:25:41Listen to your brother!
00:25:43Stop messing around with Sheetard.
00:25:45Now listen.
00:25:45The first ingredients we need
00:25:47are two stomachs from a couple of tramps.
00:25:50And Michael,
00:25:51keep your idiot brother
00:25:52out of those cave bars.
00:25:54Do you want to come with us, Uncle Edward?
00:25:55No.
00:25:56You boys go.
00:25:57But don't make the same arrow I made
00:25:59by ravishing the virgin
00:26:00before the sacrifice.
00:26:01I failed a mission
00:26:02and for that disgrace
00:26:03locked my schlong off
00:26:05on the day of the Glican massacre.
00:26:07No, no, no.
00:26:08Just don't forget.
00:26:10Two stomachs
00:26:10from two immoral girls.
00:26:13Sheetard,
00:26:14your body looks good.
00:26:15But a set of knockers,
00:26:16if I only had my schlong back,
00:26:18you wouldn't know
00:26:18the meaning of machismo.
00:26:20both.
00:26:43We never get in here, you know.
00:26:45Come on, forgive me,
00:26:45you motherfucker!
00:26:46Get back!
00:26:47Come on, get in here!
00:26:48Come on, get in here!
00:26:49Come on, get in here!
00:26:50Come on, get in here!
00:26:51Come on, get in here!
00:26:52Come on, get in here!
00:26:53Come on, get in here!
00:26:54Gentlemen, do you have any IDs?
00:26:56Do you have any IDs?
00:26:57Okay, we're on the guest list.
00:26:58Sorry, no IDs, no admittance.
00:26:59Sorry, no IDs, no admittance.
00:27:13Hey, have a good time inside, guys.
00:27:15Hey, Jason, you okay?
00:27:18Are you okay?
00:27:19You can see!
00:27:21Come on!
00:27:26Hey!
00:27:27Hey!
00:27:28Hey!
00:27:29Hey!
00:27:31Hey!
00:27:33Hey, hey!
00:27:34Hey!
00:27:35Hey!
00:27:36Hey!
00:27:37Hey!
00:27:38Hey!
00:27:39Hey!
00:27:40Shake it out, shake it, shake it, shake it out
00:27:44I say, shake it, shake it out
00:27:46Baby, you know what it's all about
00:27:49Cause if you miss that dream
00:27:51Then you're gonna have to do it now
00:27:53Shake it out, shake it out
00:27:55Shake it out, shake it out
00:27:57I say, stop, stop, ain't what you do
00:28:00Tell me, tell me, tell me if you do
00:28:02Cause if you do me like you do
00:28:04Then I'm gonna have to sing it through
00:28:06Shake it, shake it, shake it out
00:28:08Shake it, shake it out
00:28:11I say, sit, sit it out
00:28:13Baby, don't you jump it down
00:28:16Cause if you can't let me talk
00:28:18Then I'm gonna pull it out
00:28:20Shake it, shake it out
00:28:22Shake it, shake it, shake it out
00:28:25Shake it, shake it, shake it out
00:28:30Shake it, shake it, shake it out
00:28:38Be girl, be cool
00:28:40Just like this
00:28:43Be cool
00:28:45That one
00:28:53Oh, it's not trashy enough
00:28:56Keep looking
00:28:58Over there
00:29:02Yeah, those two are perfect
00:29:04Hey, buy us a drink?
00:29:17Yeah, sure
00:29:18Hey, how come we haven't seen you two before?
00:29:23You two from around here?
00:29:25We're from around here
00:29:26It's just that our restaurant keeps us pretty busy
00:29:28Oh, we thought you were in a band
00:29:30Yeah, we are
00:29:32It's just that our cafe's keeping us busy until our LP comes out
00:29:35Oh yeah? What's it called?
00:29:38Blood Hunger by the Sons of Sheetar
00:29:40Sheetar?
00:29:42Sheetar?
00:29:43Hey, listen
00:29:44This dive's really a crashing bore
00:29:46What do you say you come back to our place for a little Merian feast?
00:29:50Is that something special?
00:29:52Special?
00:29:53There hasn't been one served since five million years B.C.
00:29:56Cause if you do me like you do
00:29:58Then I'm gonna have to see
00:29:59I'm impressed
00:30:15You caught the animal bag rapist?
00:30:17How about a date?
00:30:19Sure, sweetie
00:30:20Find anything?
00:30:23Not a clue
00:30:24So what is this, a dragnet or something?
00:30:27We're looking for a couple of psychos that like to pick on vegetarians
00:30:30Any of your customers fit that description?
00:30:32Customers?
00:30:33You need glasses, officer?
00:30:34I'd be glad to serve Jack the Ripper himself as long as he paid the check
00:30:37Hey, what about me?
00:30:39Ah, you get handicapped, raise your little fart, you don't count
00:30:42Well, if you see anything suspicious
00:30:45Mister, unless all the goddamn cockroaches in Los Angeles
00:30:48Starting at that place around the corner
00:30:49I don't think I'll be seeing anything but the mortgage going up in smoke
00:30:52What's up, man, cafe?
00:30:54I checked it out
00:30:55It's closed
00:30:56The place is packed all the time
00:30:58It's their seasoning
00:30:59It makes everything taste real good
00:31:01And they keep it a real tight secret
00:31:03What are you, pie-sized Benedict Arnold?
00:31:08Thanks, Sam
00:31:09Do you think they get any bikers there?
00:31:11If you mean the cannibals
00:31:12I don't think so
00:31:14They run their own co-op now and do their own cooking
00:31:16You should cook up the tutman boys
00:31:18They look like a couple of vegetables
00:31:19Well, keep your eyes peeled and give us a call
00:31:24If anybody or anything weird pops up
00:31:26You'll probably serve it first
00:31:27Come on, Jackson
00:31:29I got an idea
00:31:30Well, wonders never cease
00:31:32If you're not busy later
00:31:34Maybe we can meet at the club, dread, and boogie down
00:31:36I'll wear my platforms
00:31:38Don't bother, honey
00:31:41Or you walk you down on my knees and boogie
00:31:43Hey, Valentino
00:31:45Finish your wheelchair
00:31:46I thought I was a traitor
00:31:48Ah, it's okay
00:31:50Sam
00:31:51Competitive businesses are always spying on each other
00:31:54Yeah
00:31:55I'd give my right arm for that secret recipe
00:31:57Say, George
00:32:27Why don't you show Joanne the back room
00:32:29While Peggy and I have a little
00:32:31Little chat
00:32:32Yeah
00:32:33Come on, George
00:32:34Let's go in the back room
00:32:35I've got an idea
00:32:40Yeah
00:32:41A dirty idea
00:32:43The Lemarian feast
00:32:45Come on, Michael
00:32:47Tell me
00:32:48I'm so hot
00:32:56Let's do something kinky
00:32:57Ever hear of battered girlfriends?
00:32:59Ooh, sounds like fun
00:33:01Ooh, you're so good at that
00:33:08Yeah
00:33:09What substances were you two wanting?
00:33:12You decorated this place
00:33:13Sheetal
00:33:17That's more like it, Samson
00:33:20Has about a little kiss
00:33:22Ah, has about a real one
00:33:24With the tongue
00:33:26Just a little bit here
00:33:37And here
00:33:39And a little bit there
00:33:41God, I must look a mess
00:33:44On the contrary
00:33:45You look good enough to eat
00:33:47Ooh
00:33:49There's just one last little spot
00:33:50That I have to get
00:33:51Open
00:33:53So big
00:34:20Something's wrong
00:34:23No, no, no
00:34:24She's okay
00:34:24No, he's in trouble
00:34:26I gotta go
00:34:27See ya
00:34:30Peg?
00:34:32Peg?
00:34:33Where are ya?
00:34:35Peg?
00:34:36I wanna go
00:34:37Peg?
00:34:39Are you
00:34:39Oh
00:34:41Oh
00:34:43Oh
00:34:46Oh
00:34:47Oh
00:34:48Oh
00:34:48Oh
00:34:49Oh, George
00:34:50George
00:34:51George
00:34:51George
00:34:51Help me
00:34:52Oh, God
00:34:54Help me, George
00:34:55Help me
00:35:09Help me
00:35:12Help me
00:35:18Help me
00:35:19Oh, damn.
00:35:24My purse.
00:35:31Shit.
00:35:33Shit.
00:35:34Shit.
00:35:35Oh, my God.
00:35:36Oh, my God.
00:35:49Georgie.
00:35:58Georgie, you want to stop screwing around and help me with these leftovers?
00:36:02Sure.
00:36:02Of course it's Lumerian.
00:36:24The discovery of the Lumerian culture came quite by accident during the first expedition to find the lost continent in Atlantis.
00:36:30And it's now believed that both cultures existed simultaneously and vanished simultaneously.
00:36:34Get out of my way.
00:36:35Go up the hill.
00:36:36It's bones.
00:36:37Label it.
00:36:38Bury it.
00:36:38Don't interrupt me.
00:36:39Now, that artifact that you showed me happens to be from a deviant religious sect of Lumerians that worshipped a bloodthirsty goddess of black magic, Sheetar.
00:36:47Now, on the week prior to the arrival of Sheetar, this sect of Lumerians would have a wild orgy, rife with debauchery, wine, food, weird drugs, lust.
00:36:58It would completely overtake them until the final day of the celebration when they would have this great feast called the Amun Lumo Sheetara, which roughly translated means Blood Buffet.
00:37:12Blood Buffet?
00:37:13You don't believe me?
00:37:15It is suspected that some followers of this cult did survive.
00:37:20Who knows?
00:37:22Rumors persist.
00:37:23Even in today's society, there still may be some cult followers of this gruesome goddess Sheetar.
00:37:30Thanks.
00:37:30What are you looking at?
00:37:31Okay, Jackson.
00:37:32Now, tell me, what is this all about?
00:37:34Okay, what's worse than your average mania?
00:37:36I give up.
00:37:37A religious maniac.
00:37:39I've been thinking that these murders have been too precise and sudden for your typical modus operandi of your average serial killer.
00:37:46Yeah.
00:37:46And when we found that weird religious artifact in that girl's palm, that's when I knew.
00:37:51Knew what?
00:37:53Is the fury of maiden's stomach ready?
00:37:56Yeah, we just poured it in, Uncle Anwar.
00:37:58Excellent.
00:37:59Simmer the sacred recipe gently until the final ingredients can be obtained.
00:38:02Within the next 48 hours, the moon will align to Jupiter, and Sheetar shall take her earthly body at the ceremony you will arrange.
00:38:12Here you go, Uncle.
00:38:16Ah, that's such a wriggle flavor.
00:38:19Oh, how about that virgin?
00:38:21Where's that virgin?
00:38:22Come on, Jersey, stop screwing her out.
00:38:23Gotta open up the shop.
00:38:25Get her by tomorrow.
00:38:31Re-order!
00:38:31Everyone, help, help yourself.
00:38:33Yeah!
00:38:45If I get some in Korea, please, I'm in a hurry.
00:38:48It's like, can I buy one of these t-shirts?
00:38:49Oh, you sure can.
00:38:50I mean, it's free advertising for us, right?
00:38:52Yeah.
00:38:53Hey, Jared.
00:38:53It's like, I'm just gonna put it on your tab.
00:38:55Yeah.
00:38:55Liz, what can I do for you?
00:38:56Can I get some of those George's aloe vera food cream, please?
00:38:59Yeah.
00:39:00Five bucks.
00:39:01Put this slug in the shopping list.
00:39:03And have you found a virgin yet?
00:39:04She's in the guest book.
00:39:05Oh, but Michael says he found one.
00:39:07Other essential ingredients necessary for the blood buffet are the lungs and liver from
00:39:12two slugs.
00:39:14Don't forget.
00:39:15Lungs and liver.
00:39:16Lungs and liver.
00:39:17Yeah, just a moment, sir.
00:39:34I'll be with you.
00:39:34Can I get some American food to the place?
00:39:36Yeah, sure, buddy.
00:39:37Hang on a second.
00:39:37Give me more specials coming up, Mike.
00:39:46Sit a little.
00:39:47He's not charged.
00:39:49Michael, you make me feel so guilty.
00:39:50I can't let you treat me all this marvelous food and not give you something to show for
00:39:54it.
00:39:54Listen, there is something you can do for me.
00:39:56I'd love it if you could go out with me tomorrow night.
00:39:59My brother's going to be wrestling against Jimmy Hitler in the amateur wrestling competition.
00:40:02I was thinking maybe afterwards we could come here for a little to marry in peace.
00:40:06Gee, Michael, I'd love to, but I have all this homework, and I don't think my dad would
00:40:12love to go.
00:40:18Partner, can I have a doggy bed, please?
00:40:21Say, George, you want to take care of this fucking customer for me?
00:40:25Of course.
00:40:26Michael, I'll...
00:40:26Say tomorrow?
00:40:27Around eight.
00:40:29Okay, I'll meet you here.
00:40:30Come on, Stan.
00:40:37Let's boogie.
00:40:41Say, you know who that was?
00:40:43That's Stan Sademan.
00:40:44He owns that Mr. Veggie dump around the corner.
00:40:46Oh, really?
00:40:49So you're going to have to return this guy's compliment, pay him a visit real soon, huh,
00:40:52George?
00:40:53Hey, Mike, can we get some troops over here?
00:40:56Lord Layton, who seems to be in trouble, Lord Layton, who seems to be in trouble, gets
00:41:00three.
00:41:00Lord Layton, who seems to be in trouble, get a tag, and it's all over here.
00:41:04Come in.
00:41:05Come in.
00:41:07Excuse me.
00:41:13I'm with the Internal Revenue Service, and I'd like to check your books.
00:41:17Hey, Georgie, two more fish finger surprises.
00:41:20We're all out of specials, Mike, but I'll see what I can come up with.
00:41:24Of course.
00:41:26Right this way.
00:41:26Do you want specials coming up, Mikey?
00:41:43Mm, these look real fresh.
00:41:49Mm, these look real fresh.
00:41:53Here you go.
00:42:01Two specials.
00:42:02Enjoy.
00:42:03You look really good.
00:42:04Oh, I'm really hungry.
00:42:06Watch it.
00:42:07Oh!
00:42:09Get out that guest book and find that ugly bitch that was in front of my window today.
00:42:15You two jerks, get your thumbs out of your asses and get a move on.
00:42:19We still have many ingredients together to complete the blood buffet.
00:42:32Hello.
00:42:33Hello.
00:42:34May I speak to Sidney Sandoff, please?
00:42:36Oh, I see.
00:42:37This is quite urgent.
00:42:38Would you tell me where I might locate her?
00:42:40Nature hiking at Bronson Caves with our boyfriend, Buzz.
00:42:46Have a nice day.
00:42:47Hang out the phone with you.
00:42:50Listen, we haven't got much time.
00:42:52You got that right, homo.
00:42:54I want you to take the van to the caves, and I'm going to take the cab to the clubs,
00:42:57and I want you to be back here around midnight.
00:42:59We've got a lot of work to do.
00:43:01Ah!
00:43:02My mission left in the hands of two lame brains.
00:43:06Son of a bitch.
00:43:07Shit.
00:43:08Fucking God.
00:43:09I see, see.
00:43:12We want the mumbo.
00:43:14I see, see.
00:43:15We want the mumbo.
00:43:17I see, see.
00:43:18We want the mumbo, mumbo.
00:43:21Hey!
00:43:21Ah!
00:43:22All the kids want the mumbo.
00:43:25All the kids want the mumbo.
00:43:28Well, the mumbo at home, the mumbo at school.
00:43:31Girls, they know they got to mumbo if they want to keep cool.
00:43:35I see.
00:43:35Ah!
00:43:36You're not to keep cool, amigo.
00:43:38You hear?
00:43:40We want the mumbo, I see, see.
00:43:41We want the mumbo.
00:43:42And do the mumbo.
00:43:44Ah!
00:43:45Ah!
00:43:46Ground folks do want the mumbo.
00:43:48The ground folks do want the mumbo.
00:43:51Well, they all turn the radios way low down.
00:43:54So nobody can't see them when they're really going to town.
00:43:57They do the mumbo.
00:43:58I see, see.
00:43:59We want the mumbo.
00:44:00Ha, ha, ha.
00:44:00Yeah, the mumbo, is it?
00:44:02We want the mumbo, I see, see.
00:44:04Because everybody does the mumbo.
00:44:08Boo!
00:44:09I see, see.
00:44:10We want the mumbo, I see, see.
00:44:13We want the mumbo, I see, see.
00:44:16We want the mumbo, mumbo.
00:44:19Boo!
00:44:20Come on, get those clothes off.
00:44:33Shouldn't we be going?
00:44:35Nah.
00:44:35It's getting late.
00:44:37Relax, baby.
00:44:39It's gonna be all right.
00:44:40You're in good hands.
00:44:42Besides, this is where the good stuff starts.
00:44:45No, wait.
00:44:47I feel funny with all these weirdos around butchering vegetarians.
00:44:51Hey, sugar, I'm here.
00:44:53I'm not gonna let anyone hurt you.
00:44:55This place, it could be full of bugs and strange animals.
00:44:59Besides, the only animal you're gonna have to worry about chomping on your sweet meat is gonna be me.
00:45:08Touch it.
00:45:09Squeeze it.
00:45:11I'm so horny I can fuck a cow.
00:45:15Buzz.
00:45:17Oh, come on, baby.
00:45:21Oh, come on, baby.
00:45:51Oh, come on, baby.
00:46:51Geez, I'm sorry, let me get there.
00:46:53Hey, no, it's okay, relax.
00:46:55I've got something in the back that's perfect for a mess like this.
00:46:58I also have a big surprise for you.
00:47:00Something that's guaranteed to get your motor revving.
00:47:03A big surprise?
00:47:07Much bigger than that.
00:47:14Uncle Anwar, I forgot what I'm supposed to get again.
00:47:17There's a police line.
00:47:19Stand back.
00:47:20There's a police line.
00:47:21Nobody's in the gate.
00:47:25Get back.
00:47:27What do you want to do?
00:47:28This is a police line.
00:47:29My question.
00:47:30Get back right now.
00:47:32Get the hoods out of yourself.
00:47:40You saw my boss.
00:47:42He wanted to leave you scared.
00:47:44Easy, buddy.
00:47:45Take it easy.
00:47:46I'm going to make a stink.
00:47:47I was horny and now she's dead.
00:47:49Can you remember anything, Buzz?
00:47:50Anything at all?
00:47:51Who knocked you out?
00:47:53Oh, Cindy.
00:47:54Oh, my God, Cindy.
00:47:56I'm sorry.
00:47:57I'm sorry, Cindy.
00:47:59Oh, God.
00:48:02I'm sorry, Cindy.
00:48:04Snap out of it, man.
00:48:05Who killed your girl?
00:48:07I don't know.
00:48:08It was so dark and he grabbed me so quick.
00:48:11And then everything went blank.
00:48:14I can't remember.
00:48:16I can't remember.
00:48:18I can't remember.
00:48:19I can't remember.
00:48:21You guys have some over there.
00:48:26What kind of creature will do a thing like this, Mike?
00:48:37You're arranged maniacs, Chief.
00:48:39Perverts with sick, sick minds.
00:48:45Frankly, this is starting to form in a definite pattern in relation to an old case.
00:48:50We think it's a work of a cult.
00:48:51Cult!
00:48:52Sheba and I.
00:48:53Put that thing at me, fool.
00:48:55We've been doing some research on the cults of Lumeria.
00:48:57Cult of Lumeria?
00:48:58Jesus fucking Christ, what am I paying you to do for it?
00:49:01Whatever happened to that bank of the cannibals?
00:49:03I don't think so.
00:49:05A patrol car just phoned in a hit and run involving one of the cannibal gates.
00:49:09He wasn't the one who ran.
00:49:12As messed up as he was, they said he died of a heart attack.
00:49:15And what ever happened to the vegetarian angle?
00:49:16We've altered that temporarily.
00:49:18Halted it?
00:49:19On whose orders?
00:49:20It's just that we have been looking into these past files.
00:49:22In this case, there's a strong resemblance to the one that happened to a former squad member 20 years ago.
00:49:28That's right.
00:49:29His name is Paul Stanton.
00:49:31And we were going to see him when we were stopped.
00:49:33Now listen to me.
00:49:34You two aren't going to see anybody but the unemployment examiner if you don't start following my orders.
00:49:3820 years ago is ancient history.
00:49:41I want you both to get back on that vegetarian angle right now.
00:49:44Get moving.
00:49:49Only a week and I'm already in the shithole.
00:49:53And you're no help.
00:49:54Oh, he'll get over it.
00:49:55Look, to be on the safe side, you continue your search on those health food freaks.
00:50:00And I'll go and question this Paul Stanton.
00:50:03These grisly murders can't go on much longer.
00:50:06Oh, he'll get over it.
00:50:36He's late.
00:50:36He should be here any minute, Uncle Anwar.
00:50:38I'm sucking out every drop of blood for the blood buffet.
00:50:41Are you sure this is going to work?
00:50:42You stupid moron.
00:50:44Stop thinking and do as I say.
00:50:51Did you get the lungs and liver?
00:50:53They look good, Michael.
00:50:54Put them in the pot.
00:50:55Good work, boys.
00:50:56But we still have lots left to do.
00:50:58Get over here.
00:50:59I have to tell you the next step.
00:51:03What now, Uncle Anwar?
00:51:04Prepare for the banquet.
00:51:06We need as many participants as possible.
00:51:09Shout out to the rafters.
00:51:10Five million years have not gone in vain.
00:51:13At last, an authentic Lumerian feast will be served.
00:51:16Hey, we can do that easy.
00:51:18You don't even need an excuse to have a party out here.
00:51:21Yeah, big party and pretty girls.
00:51:23We're after I wrestle.
00:51:24Well, you must take care against abstainers.
00:51:26Most of the guests must participate on the feast.
00:51:29Hey, that's no problem.
00:51:32We've got some little goodies here that work like a chime.
00:51:34George puts them in a stew when business gets slow.
00:51:37Yeah.
00:51:38Excellent.
00:51:39Now cool the sacred brew and get a good night's meal.
00:51:41Tomorrow night, the moon will align with Jupiter.
00:51:44The result is a window in the universe for Sheetard to be able to take the earthly body you have constructed.
00:51:49The transference must take place tomorrow at midnight.
00:51:51You must follow from the book of Sheetard.
00:51:54Sheetard's body, the buffet, the participants, and the virgin must all be present.
00:51:58For her resurrection, the participants must ravage the buffet, and Sheetard must eat the virgin simultaneously.
00:52:05Plan carefully.
00:52:06If we miss this opportunity, another is not foreseen in a lifetime.
00:52:09I'm so excited about wrestling that savage Jimmy Hitler.
00:52:25Shut up.
00:52:25I'm thinking about the master plan.
00:52:31Hey, Mikey, wait for me.
00:52:39I'm going to find that recipe.
00:52:41You wait here.
00:52:42Don't do it, Stan.
00:52:44Stan, you'll get in trouble.
00:52:47Don't do it, Stan.
00:52:49Stan, don't do it.
00:52:51Honk if they come back.
00:52:53No.
00:52:55Don't do it, Stan.
00:52:58Don't, Stan.
00:53:05We'll cater it absolutely free.
00:53:07Well, we did have a Rumerian feast about a year ago.
00:53:14And since yours is the best in town, and we don't have to do anything, I guess it's okay.
00:53:22What do you think, Henry?
00:53:23I don't know.
00:53:24I don't know.
00:53:25I'm kind of bored.
00:53:26Mummy to tell food.
00:53:27This isn't just any mummy.
00:53:29This is Sheetard.
00:53:30Sheetard.
00:53:31Besides, we'll donate all the drugs you guys need for a swing of time.
00:53:37We'll just pass the word around.
00:53:41This is a pack of plates for sure.
00:53:49We'll do it.
00:53:50But you'll be here.
00:53:53Very good.
00:53:55We'll see you then, huh?
00:53:56We're going to be at the wrestling match first, and we'll get to hear about, say, midnight and a little bit before, okay?
00:54:00Oh, fantastic.
00:54:06Just pass them out when the crowd gets going.
00:54:09We will have a really bad look to do it.
00:54:13That's right.
00:54:13I was a detective here years ago.
00:54:16Homicide division.
00:54:17Made my wife here just a little jittery.
00:54:19We'll make sure we don't get too rowdy or nothing.
00:54:22Is that right, honey?
00:54:22You can bet your bottom dollar.
00:54:25Give me the hard dope, young fella.
00:54:26You didn't come here to listen to an old coot ran on about his RV.
00:54:29It's like this, sir.
00:54:31I'm working on a serial killing, and this bears a strange resemblance to your trial with Anwar Nantut.
00:54:38It's easy.
00:54:39Okay.
00:54:39That's okay.
00:54:42It's okay, baby.
00:54:43Okay.
00:54:45She gets a little jittery on that subject.
00:54:48Thought maybe the crazy guy would get the best of me.
00:54:51Didn't, though?
00:54:52What exactly happened?
00:54:53I'll never forget the day we caught him.
00:54:55What a freak show that was.
00:54:57Who?
00:54:57Anwar Nantut.
00:55:00Anwar Nantut.
00:55:02We know you're in there.
00:55:03This is Detective Paul Stanton.
00:55:05You have exactly 60 seconds to come out peacefully with your hands up.
00:55:10There he is.
00:55:11Hold the power.
00:55:12Drop the cleaver, Anwar.
00:55:15He's coming.
00:55:21Jittery!
00:55:22Get back.
00:55:32Make it close.
00:55:34Why can't you still make me alive?
00:55:35I had the wildest damn eyes.
00:55:40I looked into them just as he died.
00:55:42I could have sworn they were saying, one day, detective, one day I'll be back for you and
00:55:47your little girl, too.
00:55:49Silly, huh?
00:55:50I didn't even know I was going to have a little girl.
00:55:52Is this her?
00:55:54Yeah.
00:55:55And Chip Pip?
00:55:57She's a good girl, too.
00:55:58Not like them trashy cheerleaders that got killed recently.
00:56:02Well, I hope that helps you some, Mr. Shepard.
00:56:06Whoever these killers are, they can't be working with Nantut.
00:56:09I'm not so sure, Mr. Stanton.
00:56:16You see, they've stolen Anwar's brain.
00:56:18Oh, all right, all right.
00:56:22The brain?
00:56:26Forget that panty off the mat.
00:56:28Get the next mat started.
00:56:29Ladies and gentlemen, a three-round bout for $1,000 and the honorary heavyweight medal
00:56:37between our champion and a brave occupant of tonight's audience.
00:56:42The challenger claims to be a direct descendant of the ancient pharaohs, and a mean-looking
00:56:47one he is.
00:56:49Ladies and gentlemen, the monster of the Nile, the killer of the Sphinx, Lutus Loon the
00:56:57Lumerian.
00:56:58Hey, you're a bum.
00:56:59Get out of there.
00:57:03All right, Georgie.
00:57:04And now, our champion, the king of terror of the motherland, General Jimmy Hitler.
00:57:16Shut up, all briggins.
00:57:18Let's go home.
00:57:20Get out of here.
00:57:21Get the bum out of here.
00:57:22He can't fight.
00:57:23Take care of him, little baby.
00:57:26Come on, Georgie.
00:57:28Hey, Hitler, get out of the ring.
00:57:31Come on, Hitler.
00:57:32Come on.
00:57:33You know him.
00:57:33Come on.
00:57:34You got him, Georgie.
00:57:36Come on, Lou, baby.
00:57:38Come on.
00:57:39Come on.
00:57:42Come on, Lou.
00:57:43Get up.
00:57:43Come on.
00:57:44This guy's nothing.
00:57:44Get up.
00:57:46Come on.
00:57:46Go for it, babe.
00:57:47Go for it.
00:57:48Come on.
00:57:49Come on.
00:57:50I can tell you he's scared.
00:58:04Get back in there.
00:58:06You got him, babe.
00:58:07Get up.
00:58:15Get up.
00:58:16Lou, get up.
00:58:21Come on, Lou.
00:58:22Get up.
00:58:23Mikey.
00:58:24Come on, baby.
00:58:39Come on.
00:58:40Come on now.
00:58:40Come on.
00:58:50He's getting a shit kicked out of here.
00:58:52George, you watch out.
00:59:13Here.
00:59:13Bring it up.
00:59:14Oh, my God!
00:59:27Oh, my God, my God!
00:59:29You stupid shit in the morning!
00:59:32Maggie!
00:59:34Come on, George!
00:59:38Come on, Maggie!
00:59:38Move! Move! Move!
00:59:44There you go!
00:59:45Oh, my God!
00:59:46All right, babe!
00:59:51All right!
00:59:52Beautiful! Beautiful, babe!
00:59:54Oh, my God!
00:59:55Oh, my God!
00:59:55You got it!
00:59:58You got it!
01:00:00There you go!
01:00:03All right!
01:00:04Shit!
01:00:04Jesus, Connie, I'm really sorry.
01:00:23I probably should have warned you.
01:00:25I mean, Georgia, it's really crazy, huh?
01:00:26Michael, take me home now.
01:00:29I thought we'd go back to the place and celebrate.
01:00:30We just won the competition here.
01:00:32I just want to go home, please.
01:00:34Well, I mean, I got the feast already.
01:00:37It's all planned.
01:00:37It's waiting.
01:00:38Please, Michael, just take me home now.
01:00:40Guess I don't have a choice.
01:00:42Ah!
01:00:45Jeez, I can't stand a sight of blood.
01:00:52Yeah?
01:00:53Jackson, this is Shepard.
01:00:54I got good news for you.
01:00:56You died and went to heaven.
01:00:57Very funny.
01:00:58I'm relieving you of your restaurant search.
01:01:00I'm sorry to hear that.
01:01:01You know, I just love vegetarian food.
01:01:03Now, what am I going to do with myself?
01:01:05I'll tell you what you're going to do.
01:01:07You're going to go down to the Hall of Records first thing in the morning and see if you can
01:01:10find out if there are any surviving relatives of Anwar Nantut.
01:01:13Shepard, you motherfucker.
01:01:15The men said he would barbecue my butt if I still had mentioned Farrell's or Blood Pope.
01:01:19Bill is not going to know anything.
01:01:21Tomorrow's our day off.
01:01:22Bill, your colleague was right.
01:01:24Well, thanks a fucking lot.
01:01:25Don't mention it.
01:01:27Now, write this down.
01:01:28N-A-M-T-U-T.
01:01:31Nantut.
01:01:32You got that?
01:01:33Yeah, I got it.
01:01:35If you find any cousins, nephews, daughters, or whatever, get their addresses and put out
01:01:41a tracer if you need to.
01:01:43And a rapture.
01:01:44Don't forget that.
01:01:45Now, I know we've had a trying and a disagreeable time on this first case, but when it's finished,
01:01:52I want the both of us to get to know each other better.
01:01:56Maybe over dinner or something.
01:01:58I know it sounds like a big con, but I'll put my masculine ego aside and I'll make a constructive
01:02:05effort to understand you.
01:02:07Not only as a partner, but as a person.
01:02:12You know, it's funny when you think about it.
01:02:14You're a tough New Yorker.
01:02:16Me, a laid-back California kind of guy.
01:02:19We could have killed each other, but we didn't.
01:02:21Because we didn't.
01:02:22The answer to this case is just ahead of us.
01:02:26Cut the bullshit, Shepard.
01:02:27I'll play the honor.
01:02:28What?
01:02:28You'll go out?
01:02:29Meet me at the Tubman Cafe.
01:02:31If that kinto that you want to Valley is ever there, dinner's on me.
01:02:37Come on, George, hurry up.
01:02:38We haven't got much time.
01:02:40The moon's going to be in Jupiter's path within the hour.
01:02:44Cut it out to you, Ingrave.
01:02:52If you can't escape from Sheetal, we've been saving you especially for her.
01:02:56When she wakes up from her centuries of sleep, she's going to be hungry.
01:03:03Get the hacksaw, brother.
01:03:04Anonxamontas, Toph, Osiris, the spirits of the dark powers in league with Jupiter.
01:03:17Hear our sacred cries and bestow your aid in our appointed quest.
01:03:22Tonight, we raise your sister from the grave.
01:03:25Tonight, we invoke the resurrection of Sheetal.
01:03:28Sheetal.
01:03:32Say the words, Uncle Anwar.
01:03:38Say the words, Uncle Anwar.
01:03:42Uncle Anwar.
01:03:47Georgie, you've been playing with Uncle Anwar's job.
01:03:53Hey, this is a long time for your stupid jokes, Georgie.
01:03:55Where's Uncle Anwar?
01:03:56Where is he?
01:03:59Hey, this is me.
01:04:00It was her last time when I talked to him in.
01:04:10Shit.
01:04:17I'm sorry.
01:04:22Bitch, somebody's broken in here.
01:04:24What?
01:04:26Who the fuck were walking?
01:04:35Satan.
01:04:37A competitive little weasel.
01:04:40Looks like we're going to pay a little visit to Stan tonight.
01:04:43Look, I want you to go.
01:04:45Make sure the front door is locked.
01:04:46I'm going to take the van around to the back and start loading up everything we need and hop to it.
01:04:51We've got to get Uncle Alwar back.
01:04:56Stop it right there, Grizzly.
01:05:03Don't you know it's not nice to moon it, officer?
01:05:05Now let's see those hands up in the air.
01:05:08Now move that light ass of yours real calm-like.
01:05:12And stop when I tell you to.
01:05:17All right, that's fine enough.
01:05:21You take one more step and I'll blow your guts out.
01:05:26I told you not to mess with that girl.
01:05:29She gave me the finger.
01:05:30I'm going to give you a lot more than a finger if you don't stop goofing off tonight.
01:05:36Sheetar might want a little snack in the morning.
01:05:38Oh, Sheetar, why has thou forsaken your servant?
01:05:53Do I deserve to be held by the hands of a greedy unbeliever?
01:05:57Oh, damn, that last match was awful.
01:06:02As I told you, Mr. Sheetar, only a priest ordained in the cult of Sheetar has the proper skills to prepare this recipe.
01:06:10If attempted by a...
01:06:11Mr. Medora, when I found you that backroom humbly sake of recipes to yourself, I didn't recall anything about sour goat's milk.
01:06:17If you don't cooperate with the correct ingredients in ten seconds, I'll see to you that you get a private tour of the city sewer system, beginning with my commode.
01:06:24Capiche?
01:06:25You are a shrewd man, Mr. Satan.
01:06:27I shall not deceive you further.
01:06:29Okay, let's have it right this time.
01:06:31First, you need the desiccated flesh of three black felines.
01:06:35Cat flesh? Are you sure?
01:06:37Mr. Satan, I am but an old brain, but I am not so old that I cannot remember the recipe which has been a goal of mine for two lifetimes.
01:06:46All right, all right. Three dry cat bodies. What else?
01:06:49Three pints of virgin's blood.
01:06:51Three pints of virgin's blood.
01:06:53And three hard-boiled eggs.
01:06:55And three hard-boiled...
01:06:56Georgie! Michael! Quit fagging around!
01:06:59And get in here!
01:07:01You're dead meat now, Stan.
01:07:03Wait till my nephews get a hold of you.
01:07:08Shit.
01:07:14Hey!
01:07:16You're a kidnapper, Stan.
01:07:18Mere swatter's too good for you.
01:07:19Ah!
01:07:21Ah!
01:07:21Ah!
01:07:29You keep away from me!
01:07:31Georgie!
01:07:32Michael!
01:07:33Stop pulling around! Get me out of here!
01:07:35You keep away from me!
01:07:36I'll kill you dead!
01:07:37Stan!
01:07:38Hey!
01:07:41Hey!
01:07:42That's my brother, Stanley!
01:07:43Come on!
01:07:43Hey!
01:07:44He's got me, Stan!
01:07:48Help me!
01:07:48Help me, Stan!
01:07:50Stan!
01:07:50He's got me!
01:07:51Come on!
01:07:51Come on, Stan!
01:07:52Get me out of here!
01:07:54Stan!
01:07:55He's got me!
01:07:56Help!
01:07:56Help!
01:07:57From the green team!
01:07:58He's got me!
01:07:59Get me, Stan!
01:08:00Stan!
01:08:00I'll smash him!
01:08:01Help!
01:08:02Help!
01:08:03I swear to God, I'll smash him.
01:08:04Now, both of you stand together real quick.
01:08:06Michael!
01:08:06Do it!
01:08:07Do it!
01:08:07Do it!
01:08:07Do it!
01:08:08Back off!
01:08:08Back off!
01:08:10Whoa!
01:08:10Nice catch!
01:08:11I got him!
01:08:13I got him!
01:08:14Jeez!
01:08:15Get him!
01:08:16Boom!
01:08:17Get him!
01:08:18Get him!
01:08:20Hey, babe!
01:08:21Now, wait a minute, Carlson.
01:08:22I really wasn't going to hurt him.
01:08:23I swear to God.
01:08:24Quit fighting the line and kill him!
01:08:25Yes, Stan!
01:08:32Bastard!
01:08:33You goddamn fickle bastard!
01:08:34You don't pay for this!
01:08:35I'll see that you're grilled in hell!
01:08:38Goddamn sons of bitches!
01:08:39They won't get away with this!
01:08:41Cut off my hand, will ya?
01:08:42Start!
01:08:42Start!
01:08:43You son of a bitch of scrap!
01:08:44He's starting!
01:08:54Don't be scared!
01:08:56Go on left, you baby, Vanillaist!
01:08:58I'll get you, I'll show you!
01:09:00Make me a cripple, will ya?
01:09:02Cut off my hands and laugh about it, will ya?
01:09:04Goddamn it!
01:09:05I'm gonna get the cops!
01:09:06I won't see you last last night!
01:09:08We'll see you last night!
01:09:09That's the big gun restaurant, boys!
01:09:11Ah!
01:09:11Holy Christ, I was just trying to give you some air.
01:09:39I swear, I wasn't going to go any further than the second or third button.
01:09:42My man, am I glad it's you.
01:09:45I thought that gruesome guy with the green tongue had come back for the finish.
01:09:49Tell me, Jackson, are all of your people masters of the complimentary phrase, or is it something inside me that inspires you?
01:09:57Shepard, if you can give me to the car so I can put out an APB on those Tubman goons, I'll give you the prettiest apology I've ever given to a white boy.
01:10:05One APB coming up. You know, in judging from the hideous leftovers inside, I'd say we found our killers.
01:10:11As for you, you're going to the hospital. Now, come on, let's go.
01:10:15I want those two, Shepard, and I want them now.
01:10:21Shetar, have mercy.
01:10:24Shetar, have mercy.
01:10:26The goddess, have mercy.
01:10:28Goddess, have mercy.
01:10:30Georgie, pull out the dead mortal's brains and gently place me inside.
01:10:34Shetar, have mercy.
01:10:40Shetar, have mercy.
01:10:45Yes.
01:10:48Perfectly fit.
01:10:50Anything.
01:10:54Okie dokie, Mikey.
01:10:56I must perform the ceremony to resurrect Shetar.
01:10:59Oh, Shetar, mother of a dark new age, accept this humble servant as your priest and guide.
01:11:05Michael, the final incantations are yours.
01:11:09Good luck as Shetar be with you.
01:11:14Yes.
01:11:14A little bit.
01:11:18I want to see you.
01:11:22Yes, I should be here.
01:11:25Give it to me.
01:11:29I think it's easy.
01:11:31I want to hear you, man.
01:11:34Don't be ashamed
01:11:38Don't be ashamed
01:11:41Your mama
01:11:43Your mama
01:11:46You'll be the same
01:11:49You'll be the same
01:11:53You'll be the same
01:11:56You'll be the same
01:11:58Everybody's strong
01:11:59Everybody's strong
01:12:03That's it. There is no more.
01:12:08Oh, where are those guys?
01:12:09Damn.
01:12:33Oh, where are those guys?
01:13:03You and your brethren to fight, church, and befriending that law, which is constitutional law of the land.
01:13:08What's wrong?
01:13:09Yeah, it's pertaining to laws, man.
01:13:12I don't know. I don't feel so good.
01:13:16What's the matter? Are you okay?
01:13:17Let's do it. It's good.
01:13:19You need me.
01:13:21My feet.
01:13:25Nevertheless, when the wicked people rule, the law shall also make you free.
01:13:33God, am I hungry?
01:13:44The sooner you find that van, the sooner you'll eat.
01:13:471187, clear.
01:13:491830, clear.
01:13:51Hold it.
01:13:53There it is.
01:13:55Double trouble.
01:13:57That's the back entrance of the club, Dre.
01:13:59Call for reinforcements now.
01:14:01Now, wait. Just a minute.
01:14:02Don't mess with me, Shepard. I need your help.
01:14:04Do you still request a radio unit?
01:14:09Baker, 7793. Come over.
01:14:41What are we to understand by the four beasts of Sheetar, spoken of in the same verse?
01:14:55We are figurative expressions used by the revelator, describing heaven, the paradise of God, the happiness of Sheetar.
01:15:06Sheetar, the dark side of Jupiter commands you.
01:15:33Awake and take your visions.
01:15:44Awake and begin to feed.
01:15:48Awake!
01:15:49Sheetar, wake up!
01:15:51We get killers in here all the time.
01:15:52The point is, as I said before, if you don't have a warrant, you gotta pay the cover charge.
01:15:56It's just enough!
01:16:07Sheetar, wake up!
01:16:08Stephanie, Stephanie!
01:16:11Stephanie!
01:16:14You're the star.
01:16:15You're the star.
01:16:17You're the star.
01:16:18He wants it all.
01:16:20He wants it all!
01:16:21Look there.
01:16:27Look, over there.
01:16:28She's going down.
01:16:30What?
01:16:31Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:16:51She's gone.
01:17:01Awake and claim your vengeance.
01:17:03Now!
01:17:06She's gone.
01:17:14I, your humble serpent,
01:17:16respectfully offered.
01:17:21First meal on Earth.
01:17:23No!
01:17:24Ah!
01:17:26Ah!
01:17:26What the?
01:17:34Hey!
01:17:35Hey!
01:17:36Step on it!
01:17:39Step on it!
01:17:40You're the sound.
01:17:43You're the sound.
01:17:45You're the sound.
01:17:46He wants it all.
01:17:48He wants it all!
01:17:49Oh, my God.
01:18:19You should call Jupiter to invoke your vengeance.
01:18:42I couldn't find a parking place.
01:18:46Get those two on stage.
01:18:49Yeah, it's making my ears hurt.
01:19:04What?
01:19:05I said I think my ears are going to explode.
01:19:07I said I think my ears are going to explode.
01:19:37It's making my ears hurt.
01:19:42Oh, my!
01:20:12Oh, no!
01:20:39Hobi!
01:20:42This isn't going to hurt a bitch.
01:21:10Wake up.
01:21:12Mikey, wake up.
01:21:16Get her out of here.
01:21:21Oh, no.
01:21:24No, no.
01:21:25Please, no.
01:21:26You killed us.
01:21:28We're out of here.
01:21:29Stop.
01:21:29Stop.
01:21:30Stop.
01:21:30Stop.
01:21:31Stop.
01:21:31Stop.
01:21:31Stop.
01:21:32Stop.
01:21:32Stop.
01:21:33Stop.
01:21:33Stop.
01:21:36Stop.
01:21:39No, no, please.
01:21:40No, no, please.
01:21:44No, no, no.
01:21:45You killed my brother.
01:21:48No, no.
01:21:50I'm going to feed your head.
01:21:52I'm going to feed your heart.
01:21:53Stop.
01:21:54Stop.
01:21:55Stop.
01:21:55Stop.
01:21:56Stop.
01:21:56Stop.
01:21:57Stop.
01:21:57Stop.
01:21:58Stop.
01:21:58Stop.
01:21:59Stop.
01:21:59Stop.
01:22:00Stop.
01:22:01Hey, crew, look out.
01:22:03Wait, come on.
01:22:06Come on, shepherd.
01:22:07Let's get out of here.
01:22:08Oh, my God.
01:22:38How are you doing, Shepard?
01:22:42Okay, for a white boy.
01:22:44Everybody dead?
01:22:45I'm not so sure about that mean and ugly thing on the bandstand, but everybody else is.
01:22:50Good. You two did a fine job.
01:22:52Maybe the streets will be safe from fiends and freaks for a while.
01:22:55Shepard, get on the ambulance with a stand and go.
01:22:57Jackson, I'll expect a full report on my desk in the morning.
01:23:01Come on, Mar.
01:23:03I'll buy you a cup of the finest hospital coffee in town.
01:23:06Oh, you're so sweet.
01:23:08Oh, I'll pay for a time.
01:23:36Oh, shit.
01:23:45But!
01:23:45Oh, shit.
01:23:45Oh, shit.
01:23:46I can't tell.
01:23:50Oh, shit.
01:23:52Oh, shit.
01:23:53There's no secret.
01:23:55No one's over.
01:23:55Oh, shit.
01:23:56Hey, baby, you in the red.
01:24:18Hey, Blondie.
01:24:19Hey, you look kind of nice.
01:24:21You look good.
01:24:22You're not coming home with me tonight.
01:24:25Huh?
01:24:25All right.
01:24:28Come on in, honey.
01:24:31Come on in, honey.
01:24:33I'm hot, bothered, and horny.
01:24:41Hey, baby.
01:24:43Right before I stick my big sausage in you, what do they call you?
01:24:47They call me Sheetar.
01:24:49What do I do?
01:24:56What do I do?
01:24:57What do I do?
01:24:59What do I do?
01:24:59What?
01:25:00What do I do?
01:25:01This is you, honey.
01:25:03Oh, this is me.
01:25:04Oh, I need your love and love.
01:25:07Oh, let's do it.
01:25:09Let's do it.
01:25:10Let's do it.
01:25:11Let's do it.
01:25:12Let's do it.
01:25:12Let's do it.
01:25:13Let's do it.
01:25:14Let's do it.
01:25:15Let's do it.
01:25:16Oh, business.
01:25:18Make love.
01:25:19Let's do it.
01:25:20Oh, hold me a cue.
01:25:23Baby, hold me tight.
01:25:25I want your loving home.
01:25:28I need you, I need you, I need you, I need you so.
01:25:58I love you, I love you, I love you so.
01:26:01Yes, I do.
01:26:02But sugar honey, listen to me.
01:26:05You're so fine.
01:26:06Oh, I want to scream.
01:26:08You're got to be just, I've got to scream.
01:26:11Let's do it.
01:26:13Let's do it.
01:26:15Let's do it.
01:26:15Let's do it.
01:26:16Let's do it.
01:26:17Do it.
01:26:18Do it.
01:26:18Let's do it.
01:26:19Let's do it.
01:26:20Oh, business.
01:26:22Make love.
01:26:23Make love.
01:26:25Make love.
01:26:33Make love.
01:26:35Make love.
01:26:45Make love.
01:26:49I love the people, I'll tell you why, when you feel me, I love, oh my, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it.
01:27:19Let's do it, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it, let's do it all, baby let's make some love, baby let's make some love.
01:27:33Baby, let's make some love
01:27:37Baby, let's make some love
01:27:40Come on, baby, love me, love me