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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You've got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you gonna cry?
00:01:34Like a little baby?
00:01:37Oops.
00:01:38Wait, is that the heart of the house?
00:01:56Wait, is that the heart of the house?
00:01:58Please, everybody knows that belongs to the heiress of the Wintersby family, Audrey Rose, who, by the way, is my bestie.
00:02:16That's worth $10 million.
00:02:18That cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than $10 million.
00:02:21Oh, my God, what have you done?
00:02:33There you go.
00:02:34There you go, girl.
00:02:35Don't worry.
00:02:36Just buy a new piece of crap with that money.
00:02:41She's a bitch.
00:02:43Yeah.
00:02:44You look like you need a hand.
00:02:47You look like you need a hand.
00:02:50Thanks.
00:02:51You're the new girl.
00:02:54I'm Rose.
00:02:56Pleased to meet you.
00:02:57Gabby, I'm your welcome guide.
00:02:59I'm supposed to show you the ropes.
00:03:00How wonderful.
00:03:04Okay, quick rundown of the ecosystem.
00:03:07Should I be taking notes?
00:03:08Only if you want to survive.
00:03:11Okay, here we have are the skaters.
00:03:16The jocks.
00:03:19And the nurse.
00:03:21I'm the nerd.
00:03:22And we are pretty cool, by the way.
00:03:26And the queen bees.
00:03:28I would steer clear of them.
00:03:30Especially Sloane.
00:03:31She stings.
00:03:39Oh.
00:03:40Sloane has dug her claws into him deep.
00:03:54I wasn't.
00:03:55Oh.
00:03:56That's Chase and Greg.
00:03:57The most popular guy in school.
00:03:59They've been, you know, dating and breaking up and getting back together.
00:04:02It's like a sexual ping pong match.
00:04:06Hmm.
00:04:07Oh, you should join the academic decathlon.
00:04:18The winner gets scholarships, which is the only way I could go to college.
00:04:36Needless to say, I'm not a part of the rich gets clique.
00:04:39Oh, and that's Eric.
00:04:46He's a skater and I'm so crushing on him.
00:04:49He's a skater.
00:04:50Oh.
00:04:52Hey, Gabby.
00:04:53Yo.
00:04:53That's Eric.
00:04:58I was just telling her about the academic decathlon.
00:05:01Oh, yeah.
00:05:01You in?
00:05:02Yeah, sure.
00:05:02Sweet.
00:05:03Then I'm in.
00:05:04Awesome.
00:05:06Got a boat.
00:05:06Later, babes.
00:05:08Oh, my God.
00:05:09Oh, my God.
00:05:09He's just calling me.
00:05:10Shh.
00:05:11I think he likes you.
00:05:13Okay.
00:05:14Now for the important stuff.
00:05:15Okay.
00:05:16Stay away from the stroganoff at lunch.
00:05:18And stay away from the underside of the desk if you want to avoid old gum.
00:05:21And stay away from Mr. Spadaro.
00:05:24He gets handsy.
00:05:25Hey, watch out.
00:05:32Oh, my God.
00:05:33I'm so sorry.
00:05:36It's fine.
00:05:37It's just a little blood.
00:05:38Hang on.
00:05:44Thanks.
00:05:47Your jacket smells good.
00:05:51Are you the new girl?
00:05:56Yeah.
00:05:59I'm Chasen.
00:06:02Rose.
00:06:04Nice to meet you.
00:06:09Come on, Chasen.
00:06:10Home room's starting.
00:06:13Stay away from this trash.
00:06:15Might catch something.
00:06:15Oh, look at the secondhand clothes.
00:06:19Let's go.
00:06:21Chasen, come back.
00:06:21Later.
00:06:23I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:26Oh, my God.
00:06:28Your jacket smells good.
00:06:29I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:31Yep.
00:06:32Kind of lame.
00:06:33Clearly, I don't have a lot of experience with boys.
00:06:38Come on.
00:06:38Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:40Let's go.
00:06:41Let's go.
00:06:41Let's go.
00:06:41Let's go.
00:06:45Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:06:53Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you to meet our new student, Rose Smith.
00:06:58Now, she's been homeschooled, and this is her first foray into public school.
00:07:02Pleased to make your acquaintances.
00:07:05I trust that you'll all welcome Rose, and that you'll answer any questions that she has.
00:07:10How would you like to be addressed?
00:07:12Is it just Rose?
00:07:13Yes.
00:07:14Rose will suffice.
00:07:15How about second-hand Rose?
00:07:19That's enough.
00:07:21Grab brackets.
00:07:27Ow, ow.
00:07:28Oh, my God.
00:07:29Ow, ow.
00:07:29There's something in my eye.
00:07:30What is it?
00:07:31Something's in my eye.
00:07:32I need my context solution or something.
00:07:34Rose, can you go get it for me?
00:07:35Yes.
00:07:35Where is it?
00:07:36It's in my locker.
00:07:37Go get it.
00:07:37Over there?
00:07:37Okay.
00:07:38Go.
00:07:38Go.
00:07:38Oh, my God.
00:07:50Oh, my God.
00:07:50Hey.
00:07:50Oh.
00:07:55What are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:57I thought that, um...
00:07:58That'll show the bitch.
00:08:11Oh, my God.
00:08:14Rose?
00:08:15Where are you?
00:08:24Are you showering with a boy?
00:08:28Rose?
00:08:35Slum, what are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:08:38Jason?
00:08:39Is that you?
00:08:40Are you in there with Rose?
00:08:42Don't lie to me.
00:08:43I saw her come in here.
00:08:44What do I do?
00:08:45How is she not here?
00:09:01I've got to get out of here before I get caught.
00:09:15I'm so sorry.
00:09:36Ow!
00:09:37Ow!
00:09:37Excuse you much?
00:09:43Why are you wet?
00:09:45How's your eye?
00:09:52Miraculously better.
00:10:08What exactly is going on here?
00:10:15Nothing.
00:10:16Absolutely nothing.
00:10:17But...
00:10:18I think someone switched the locker room signs.
00:10:22Listen up, second-hand Rose.
00:10:26Chasin' off-limits.
00:10:28Understand?
00:10:30Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare.
00:10:33I'm not even ready for boys yet, so...
00:10:36You know what?
00:10:38With a little makeup, better clothes, and maybe a brush through your hair...
00:10:44You could almost pass as one of us.
00:10:46That's it.
00:10:48You are my new project.
00:10:51Tomorrow, my house makeover.
00:10:53You know what they say, right?
00:11:02Keep your friends close, and your competition closer.
00:11:06You know what they say, right?
00:11:07I don't know.
00:11:08I don't know.
00:11:09I don't know.
00:11:10I don't know.
00:11:11Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?
00:11:14It's gonna be so fun.
00:11:16Well, it's more than fun.
00:11:18I have to win that scholarship to go to college.
00:11:20You don't have money.
00:11:22We'll win.
00:11:23I promise.
00:11:24We'll win.
00:11:25Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:11:28You're crazy.
00:11:30Rose?
00:11:31What are you doing?
00:11:33We're signing up for the academic decathlon.
00:11:36Oh.
00:11:37Mm-hmm.
00:11:38Okay.
00:11:39Well, first of all, you can't hang out with Gabby.
00:11:41Gabby's a nerd, and Queen Bees don't associate with nerds.
00:11:44Secondly, the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers.
00:11:48Cheerleading tryouts are next week.
00:11:51Be there.
00:11:52I...
00:11:59It's okay.
00:12:02Being a Queen Bee is important, and it's your chance to be popular.
00:12:07It's not important to me.
00:12:09I mean, you're not that smart anyways, so...
00:12:13What are you talking about?
00:12:15I have a 4.0 and a 1500 SAT score.
00:12:19Just go.
00:12:20You're not gonna fit in anyway.
00:12:22Fine.
00:12:23Whatever.
00:12:25Wow.
00:12:26You're fitting in fast.
00:12:27That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected.
00:12:29She means that as a compliment.
00:12:30Probably.
00:12:31Yeah.
00:12:32Definitely.
00:12:33Yeah.
00:12:34Definitely.
00:12:35You know, it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight.
00:12:38Guess I'm a fast learner.
00:12:40Wow.
00:12:41So modest.
00:12:42Love's it.
00:12:43Hey, good form out there.
00:12:44Thanks.
00:12:45Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom, huh?
00:12:46I would've paid to see that.
00:12:47Ah!
00:12:48Oh my god, ow.
00:12:49I think I pulled something.
00:12:50You okay?
00:12:51No.
00:12:52Oh god.
00:12:53Jason, I think I need a heroic accent.
00:12:55Oh my god, ow.
00:12:56I think I pulled something.
00:12:57You okay?
00:12:58No.
00:12:59Oh god.
00:13:00Jason, I think I need a heroic accent.
00:13:01You're not serious.
00:13:02I am.
00:13:03If I fall and shatter my knee cup, it's your fault.
00:13:05It's your fault.
00:13:06If I fall and shatter my knee cup, it's your fault.
00:13:08You're like, you're not the best.
00:13:09No.
00:13:10I wouldn't know.
00:13:11If I fall and shatter my knee cup, it's your fault.
00:13:13I can't go anymore.
00:13:14I can't go.
00:13:15Okay.
00:13:16You're not the best.
00:13:16You know, oh my gosh.
00:13:17It's an extravagant, it's just like I'm out of my grogings, you're not the best.
00:13:22I was.
00:13:23You're not the best.
00:13:24You're not the best.
00:13:25I was the best.
00:13:26It's your fault
00:13:35Don't worry, I'll bring him back
00:13:38Later
00:13:40Yeah, I'll see you
00:13:42She's being nice. That's never a good sign. Oh
00:13:48My god, you look at these losers my bestie Audrey Rose Wintersby doesn't have to go to school private tutors
00:13:54Well, maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen. Um, no, she can't stand these plebeians. She told me so herself
00:14:03Wow
00:14:06You know for fun sometimes the girls and I we start gossip chains to keep the plebs in their place gossip chains watch this
00:14:25Now watch what happens
00:14:29Ew
00:14:35Hey Eric
00:14:39Just leave me alone Gabby, why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend?
00:14:44What? Audrey Rose Wintersby, you really thought I wouldn't find out
00:14:54You okay? Do you care? Of course I do
00:15:08You lied to me
00:15:10What?
00:15:11You're Audrey frickin' Wintersby
00:15:14You what?
00:15:15You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a coal estate
00:15:25Who told you?
00:15:26It doesn't matter
00:15:27Coach is looking for you. Yeah, I'm coming
00:15:31Gabby
00:15:32I'm so sorry. I just wanted to-
00:15:34And the gossip?
00:15:36Everyone thinks I hooked up with Eric. They're calling me Dekathot
00:15:40Okay, I didn't start that but I also didn't stop it and I hate myself for that
00:15:52Let me make it up to you
00:15:56How?
00:15:58Give me one chance
00:15:59This Saturday
00:16:02I'm studying for the decathlon
00:16:03Skip it
00:16:04I want to show you something no one gets to see
00:16:07No tricks, just the truth
00:16:13If you're lying, I swear to god
00:16:30I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is
00:16:34Relax, it's just where I live. It's not who I am
00:16:38You say that but I just passed a tennis quote with your name on it
00:16:41And you have a butler?
00:16:44Yeah, okay, technically my parents do but
00:16:48Yeah, Norman likes me better, so bye
00:16:54Come on
00:17:03Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:17:16I was lonely
00:17:17And I wanted to make friends
00:17:21And I wanted a boyfriend
00:17:24I would trade places with you every day
00:17:28It's not all that
00:17:29Plus no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloan
00:17:35So what are you going to do?
00:17:39I'm going to take her down
00:17:41How?
00:17:42Do you want to know another secret?
00:17:44I'm actually really good at tennis
00:17:47No way
00:17:48No way
00:17:49I could teach you
00:17:51Girls day and a vendetta
00:17:54And that's rich
00:17:55I love you
00:17:55She did that on purpose!
00:18:25She looked me dead in the eye and BAM!
00:18:27I barely know how to hold a racket.
00:18:29You can ask Abby.
00:18:30I missed, like, five in a row.
00:18:32She looked me dead in the eyes.
00:18:34It's called eye contact, Sloan.
00:18:37It's a basic social skill.
00:18:39She smiled when she hit me!
00:18:42I smile a lot.
00:18:43It's polite.
00:18:45Enough!
00:18:46This isn't court TV.
00:18:48Miss Smith, do you really expect me to believe
00:18:52that you're just an uncoordinated student
00:18:55who accidentally hit another girl
00:18:59in the face with a tennis ball?
00:19:02You should definitely believe that.
00:19:04I'm tragically unathletic.
00:19:07Liar.
00:19:08You're wearing, like, three different brands of lipstick
00:19:11and I'm the criminal?
00:19:12Fine.
00:19:16Listen here, Rose Smith.
00:19:18Consider this your strike one.
00:19:21Three strikes and you're out.
00:19:31Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:36What did you say?
00:19:41On this on the ground.
00:19:43Oh, I've been looking for this.
00:19:47Eric, please.
00:19:48I'm just trying to live a normal life.
00:19:50Please don't.
00:19:51Yeah, no.
00:19:52Your secret's safe with me.
00:19:55Just like best friends.
00:19:59Um, okay.
00:20:01Thank you, Swear.
00:20:04Uh, okay.
00:20:06Pinky, Swear.
00:20:08So, wanna sit together at lunch?
00:20:12I already made plans to sit with Gabby.
00:20:16Eric, she didn't say those things about you.
00:20:19That was just Sloan doing a gossip chain.
00:20:22Right.
00:20:23Now, figures.
00:20:26Pinky, Swear.
00:20:29Awesome.
00:20:30Awesome.
00:20:34But the point being, Eric knows you didn't say anything and that it was all Sloan's
00:20:42gossip chain.
00:20:43Oh, my God.
00:20:44I'm so relieved.
00:20:46So, you and Eric are hanging out now?
00:20:52Just friends.
00:20:54Promise.
00:20:57What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:00What are you talking about?
00:21:02Why are you being such a bitch?
00:21:04Look who's talking.
00:21:06You tormented Gabby.
00:21:08You torment everyone.
00:21:10Actually, you are the massive bitch.
00:21:13Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?
00:21:15Since forever.
00:21:16I have no idea what I was thinking hanging out with you.
00:21:21Oh, please.
00:21:22You loved it.
00:21:23You loved every second of it.
00:21:25I tolerated it.
00:21:26Because I thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and
00:21:30ego.
00:21:31Oh, honey.
00:21:32Your halo?
00:21:33It's slipping.
00:21:34And yours was always fake.
00:21:37You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you.
00:21:55And by the way, your taste is abhorrent.
00:21:58Okay, I don't know what that means, but it better mean awesome.
00:22:02It means it sucks, says the homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum, says the
00:22:08low-class loser with the manners of a goat.
00:22:11Okay, well, you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and
00:22:14Jason said hi to you?
00:22:15I've always been better than you.
00:22:17I was just too polite to say it.
00:22:19This is war, Rose Smith.
00:22:32Bring it on.
00:22:42You bitch!
00:22:49Hey.
00:23:11Hey.
00:23:13I need to ask you something.
00:23:16It's kind of important.
00:23:18No, it's really, it's actually kind of lame.
00:23:21What's up?
00:23:23I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis?
00:23:29After hitting Sloan in the face, I could really use the help.
00:23:32I can, yeah, definitely coach you.
00:23:35Cool.
00:23:36After school?
00:23:38After school.
00:23:40It's a date.
00:23:43I can't do it.
00:23:59I can't do it.
00:24:02Like this.
00:24:03Okay.
00:24:04Like that.
00:24:05Okay?
00:24:06Mm-hmm.
00:24:07Ready?
00:24:08Okay.
00:24:09Oh!
00:24:10Yeah.
00:24:11You should join the tennis team.
00:24:25You know, I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:30Hey!
00:24:31Shh.
00:24:32Shh.
00:24:33Shh.
00:24:34Shh.
00:24:35Shh.
00:24:36Shh.
00:24:37Shh.
00:24:38Shh.
00:24:39Shh.
00:24:40Shh.
00:24:41Shh.
00:24:42Shh.
00:24:43Shh.
00:24:44You bitch.
00:24:45You won't get away with this.
00:24:47You bitch.
00:24:53You won't get away with this.
00:25:08Whoops.
00:25:09Looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:11What the hell?
00:25:25No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:25:30You've got to be kidding me.
00:25:35Oh.
00:25:54Oh, my God.
00:25:56Oh, my God.
00:25:58Oh, my God.
00:26:00Oh, no, no, no.
00:26:21What are you doing?
00:26:22Rose Smith.
00:26:24Why are you half dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:27Someone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:29Now, go get dressed.
00:26:39Checkmate.
00:26:46Here.
00:26:47Take this.
00:26:48It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:53I owe you one.
00:26:55Again.
00:26:56Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:57I'm reliable.
00:26:59I don't even know what that means.
00:27:12He likes you.
00:27:13He doesn't even know me.
00:27:14Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:19Maybe.
00:27:20Oh, my God.
00:27:33There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:35Gross older guy?
00:27:36Even better.
00:27:37This is gonna ruin her.
00:27:40Ew.
00:27:40Ew.
00:27:40Ew.
00:27:40Settle down, settle down, everybody.
00:27:53People.
00:27:55This is the first away game of the season.
00:27:58Remember, you're representing the school.
00:28:00Mind if I sit here?
00:28:14Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:16Hey, Rose.
00:28:29Mm-hmm.
00:28:30Saved you a seat.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:33No, you don't.
00:28:34Oh.
00:28:36Jason.
00:28:38You're safe, honey.
00:28:39Sorry, Eric.
00:28:43On the way back?
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:44Okay.
00:28:44Sure.
00:28:44Sure.
00:28:44Boobie, I'm gonna sit right here, on my man's lap.
00:29:09Sloan, seriously?
00:29:10There's no room.
00:29:14Everyone, I have an announcement to make.
00:29:20I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:22And Audrey Rose Wintersby's gonna be there.
00:29:25Better show up.
00:29:36So, are you gonna go?
00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:39Why not?
00:29:41I'll be going.
00:29:43Well, okay then.
00:29:44I'll go.
00:29:53Listen.
00:29:54You want Chase, and I want Rose, so...
00:29:57Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:30:00Exactly.
00:30:01I got a plan.
00:30:02All right.
00:30:17Here we go.
00:30:18This was a mistake.
00:30:19I don't belong here.
00:30:21Yes, yes, you do.
00:30:22You're with me.
00:30:23That's my point.
00:30:24See, Eric is here.
00:30:25I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:28Oh.
00:30:28Come here.
00:30:31This could be a turning point.
00:30:33Just stick with me.
00:30:35Okay?
00:30:40Okay.
00:30:41Ready?
00:30:42Oh, yes.
00:30:46Oh, look.
00:30:47Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:50I promise.
00:30:51I promise.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:53Hi.
00:30:54Hi.
00:30:56No, thank you.
00:30:57I don't drink.
00:30:59Of course you don't.
00:31:01So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:07Oh, my God.
00:31:09You are virgins.
00:31:10Shut up, son.
00:31:11Stop being a jerk.
00:31:13Okay.
00:31:14How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah.
00:31:17Truth or dare.
00:31:25Oh.
00:31:26Gabby to Eric.
00:31:28Truth or dare.
00:31:29Eric, truth or dare.
00:31:32Truth.
00:31:40Oh, my God.
00:31:41Come on, Gabby.
00:31:42We don't have all night.
00:31:43What's your favorite color?
00:31:45Okay, what kind of question is that?
00:31:48Blue?
00:31:49Virgin.
00:31:50Sloan.
00:31:51What?
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:55Ooh.
00:31:56Eric to Rose.
00:31:58Okay.
00:32:00Rose.
00:32:00Truth or dare.
00:32:02Dare.
00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:06Wait.
00:32:06What?
00:32:07Come on, Rose.
00:32:08Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose, Rose.
00:32:25What the hell?
00:32:27Hey.
00:32:27Watch your ass.
00:32:29Oh, yeah.
00:32:30What are you gonna do about it?
00:32:35No, Gabby.
00:32:36Wait.
00:32:36Let her go.
00:32:38If she chases her, she's just gonna be more embarrassed.
00:32:41Okay.
00:32:42Chasen, you're up.
00:32:44Truth or dare.
00:32:46Dare.
00:32:46I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:54Rose.
00:32:56Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:33:01I'd love to.
00:33:02Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:27Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:29Oh, my God.
00:33:31Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:40Shit.
00:33:41Oh.
00:33:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:42I didn't.
00:33:43I thought that's...
00:33:43I forgot.
00:33:44The door wasn't...
00:33:45I...
00:33:45I...
00:33:45Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:50You're so beautiful.
00:34:10What the...
00:34:22What the...
00:34:27What the...
00:34:28Oh, God.
00:34:31Oh, God.
00:34:31Oh, God.
00:34:31Oh, God.
00:34:32Oh, God.
00:34:33Oh, God.
00:34:33Oh, God.
00:34:34Oh, God.
00:34:34Oh, God.
00:34:35Oh, God.
00:34:36Oh, God.
00:34:36Oh, God.
00:34:37Oh, God.
00:34:37Oh, God.
00:34:37Oh, God.
00:34:38Oh, God.
00:34:38Oh, God.
00:34:39Oh, God.
00:34:40Oh, God.
00:34:41Oh, God.
00:34:42Oh, God.
00:34:43Oh, God.
00:34:44Oh, God.
00:34:45Oh, God.
00:34:46Oh, God.
00:34:47Oh, God.
00:34:48Oh, God.
00:34:49Oh, God.
00:34:50Oh, God.
00:34:51Oh, God.
00:34:52Oh, God.
00:34:53Oh, God.
00:34:54Oh, God.
00:34:55Oh, God.
00:34:55Oh, God.
00:34:56Wait, what?
00:35:01Rose has an old sugar daddy?
00:35:04Gross.
00:35:05What?
00:35:06It's true. I've seen you together.
00:35:09He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:35:12I have photos.
00:35:15He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:18But there is an even bigger secret.
00:35:20I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:27Okay.
00:35:36I know who that man is.
00:35:39He's her dad.
00:35:40Come on, you guys. Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:43Remember, Rose?
00:35:45You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:47Yeah, that was a really fun day.
00:35:49Yeah.
00:35:50Oh my God, shut up. They're lying.
00:35:54Eric?
00:35:57Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:36:02Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:05Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:06Let's be more than friends.
00:36:08Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:10Please, what if I want to make it harder?
00:36:11No, hey, stop. Stop. Stop.
00:36:13Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole.
00:36:15Oh, shit.
00:36:17Ah.
00:36:18What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:24Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up.
00:36:27She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:30Liar, you don't even know her.
00:36:32Yeah, I do, asshole.
00:36:34No.
00:36:35She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:37Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:40She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:51Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:55Oh my God.
00:36:57Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:37:00Huh?
00:37:00Huh?
00:37:00Huh?
00:37:00Huh?
00:37:00Huh?
00:37:00Huh?
00:37:00Huh?
00:37:02Huh?
00:37:02Huh?
00:37:02Huh?
00:37:03Huh?
00:37:04Huh?
00:37:05Huh?
00:37:06Huh?
00:37:07Huh?
00:37:08Huh?
00:37:09I can't do this anymore.
00:37:13Everyone is so evil.
00:37:14They're horrible, unlike you.
00:37:20Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:24No, forget it.
00:37:25Forget everything.
00:37:27You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:29I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:31He's an asshole.
00:37:33But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:35Yeah.
00:37:37Yeah.
00:37:38He was just kidding.
00:37:40Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:43Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:46Come on, just say yes.
00:37:51Okay.
00:37:52Okay.
00:37:53Okay.
00:37:54Okay.
00:37:55Where I was early for my first real date.
00:38:07Hello?
00:38:08This is Rachel from Shape LV.
00:38:11Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight, but Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your
00:38:16new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.
00:38:217 PM.
00:38:22Oh.
00:38:23Okay.
00:38:24Thanks.
00:38:39Understand the assignment?
00:38:41Good.
00:38:52She said, I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:17Hey, Rose.
00:39:18Small world.
00:39:19What are you doing here?
00:39:20Uh...
00:39:21I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:24No, that's weird, because, um, I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:39What?
00:39:40You mind if I sit?
00:39:43Sure.
00:39:44Go ahead.
00:39:45Um...
00:39:55I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:58She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really?
00:40:01I was at Shea Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:12What?
00:40:15I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:18I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse.
00:40:21I know.
00:40:22But, um, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:27What?
00:40:28I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:40:30But...
00:40:31Why don't I have dinner with you?
00:40:34Yeah, it's fine.
00:40:36Be my guest.
00:40:37It's Jason.
00:40:38He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:43What's he saying?
00:40:44That you're a clueless virgin and he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.
00:40:49No.
00:40:50I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:40:54Okay?
00:40:55You okay?
00:40:56Yeah.
00:40:57What?
00:40:58You okay?
00:40:59Yeah.
00:41:00What?
00:41:01What?
00:41:02Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:04You okay?
00:41:05Yeah.
00:41:06What?
00:41:07What?
00:41:08Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:19Yeah.
00:41:20I've been so stupid.
00:41:34stupid. I'll never speak to him again. It's probably for the best. That guy's a pig. Yeah.
00:41:56It's time to bring my baby home. Can you give me a ride home? Yeah. Yeah, sure. Let's go.
00:42:04What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:26Hello? Hello? I don't care. Well, you will. And you're going to beat Sloan. And you're going to ace this.
00:42:40And... Oh, no. What now? Sloan posted this. Jason and Sloan? They were together last night.
00:42:53And they're going to prom together. But he said he liked me.
00:43:00Hey, virgin. Did you hear the news? Jason and I are fucking. And we're going to prom together.
00:43:20Hmm. That's a lie. Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:27Oh. Big word for the little virgin.
00:43:29Enough, Sloan. I'm done. Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:38You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:42Everyone knows it. And no one seems to care.
00:43:44And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:51Because I don't believe it.
00:43:53And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:57Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:04You take that back.
00:44:06Or what?
00:44:06What?
00:44:10You take that back.
00:44:13Or what?
00:44:13Bitch, fight.
00:44:16Bitch, fight.
00:44:17Bitch, fight.
00:44:18Bitch, fight.
00:44:19Bitch, fight.
00:44:20Bitch, fight.
00:44:21Bitch, fight.
00:44:23Girls!
00:44:26Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:28Ow, ow, ow, my foot.
00:44:29Oh, my God, I think she broke my foot.
00:44:33Bros.
00:44:35This school has a zero-tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:40Third strike.
00:44:41You're out.
00:44:42Expelled.
00:44:43Now go get your things.
00:44:46But I didn't touch her.
00:44:49I didn't touch you.
00:44:50I said go.
00:44:53You heard the man go.
00:44:55Go!
00:44:55And?
00:45:07Expelled.
00:45:12With the Academy Decathlon?
00:45:15We're going to be disqualified.
00:45:17I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:18I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:29You stupid, idiotic, dumb-witted bitch!
00:45:32What?
00:45:34You heard me.
00:45:35You were jealous of no's, and because of that, I'm not going to go to college.
00:45:40Oh, honey.
00:45:41You were never going to college.
00:45:42You're too stupid.
00:45:43This has a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:47Shut up.
00:45:48Shut up, you pathetic prude.
00:45:50Shut up, you pathetic prude.
00:45:50Shut up, you pathetic prude.
00:45:50Shut up, you pathetic prude.
00:45:58Shut up, you pathetic prude.
00:46:03You Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:05All right.
00:46:10Gabby, wait.
00:46:12I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:15A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:18We're disqualified, Rose.
00:46:21You got yourself kicked off the team, and now we've lost.
00:46:24But I tried.
00:46:25No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:28I don't get to go to college.
00:46:30And it's all because of you.
00:46:32But...
00:46:33You...
00:46:35And your drama.
00:46:37Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:47That was so hot.
00:47:03I'm creepy.
00:47:04I forgot him.
00:47:05Like, what's wrong?
00:47:07Yes, there's no problem nanny Gadda, who would wake up.
00:47:09Where did you end up next to these Прisti.
00:47:11Yeah.
00:47:12Ooh.
00:47:13rum
00:47:33Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:57Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:48:00How did you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:03Tell me.
00:48:05Tell me.
00:48:07She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:13Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:16I was going to, but then the whole date thing happened, and you and Sloane happened, and
00:48:24then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:30I didn't sleep with Sloane.
00:48:32She drugged me, and the date thing was a setup.
00:48:38Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloane had.
00:48:42They set me up, too.
00:48:44I'm sorry.
00:48:44Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:58Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:48:59I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen, and I wanted you to like me for me, and not because of what I am.
00:49:14Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:16I'm crazy about you, too.
00:49:24You're so beautiful.
00:49:26I'm sorry.
00:49:27You're so beautiful.
00:49:29I don't know.
00:49:30You're so beautiful.
00:49:31You're so beautiful.
00:49:31You're so beautiful.
00:49:33I'm so beautiful.
00:49:33You
00:49:58Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter
00:50:03I
00:50:05Have an idea
00:50:07What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do
00:50:25You weren't going to kill me at all?
00:50:27You were going to kill me at all?
00:50:29Okay, I give up
00:50:31You should give up
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid
00:50:35You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself
00:50:41Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:43Yeah
00:50:45Pretty much
00:50:47And hang out with their butlers
00:50:49Okay
00:50:51Okay
00:50:53Okay
00:50:55Oh
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00:51:19You're different when you're like this
00:51:21Like what?
00:51:23Yourself
00:51:29I never knew dates could feel this special
00:51:31I
00:51:33Did I?
00:51:35I
00:51:37I don't want it to end
00:51:39It doesn't have to
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