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00:01I've tried it before.
00:10Clip your toenails.
00:14That's gross.
00:20I don't have any springs in my bed. I have a memory foam bed.
00:23So, SOL. I like oil. I could do oil all the time.
00:30I listen to ASMR oil videos the most probably, and I could never ever get sick of them.
00:43Like, all the other sounds can be a little bit distracting, but I feel like oil is like the most easy to listen to ASMR sounds.
00:53So, let's go around.
01:23I don't like, like, aggressive ASMR, I wouldn't say, but I don't like, um, when it, like,
01:30I don't like, like, aggressive ASMR, I wouldn't say, but I don't like, um, when it, like,
01:36ASMR is too soft. It does absolutely nothing for me, so I think I'd rather it be, like, a little bit more aggressive than it be, like,
01:43I don't know.
01:44I don't know.
01:45I don't know.
01:46I don't like, like, aggressive ASMR, I wouldn't say, but I don't like, um, when it, like, ASMR is too soft.
01:56It does absolutely nothing for me, so I think I'd rather it be, like, a little bit more aggressive than it be, like, um, I don't know.
02:08Too soft.
02:09Too soft.
02:10They are the $10 weevil best.
02:12Weevil best.
02:13You like unintelligual?
02:14See, I don't like it.
02:15I don't really like it at all.
02:16I've tried, um, listening to the ones that are really popular, and, like, even by different YouTubers that I really like, like, thinking, like, okay, maybe I'll like their version of it, but it just doesn't do anything for me.
02:34It just doesn't do anything for me.
02:39You like this sound?
02:43I feel like I do this a lot, and nobody ever says anything about it, so I always, like, I'm like, maybe people just don't like it.
03:04It really, I like this sound too, personally, but I just feel like it's always overlooked more than anything.
03:34I think that's Olive, but, like, I can't tell if she's, like, nesting in her tail.
03:50Sorry.
03:52Or if that's my neighbor who's, like, doing it.
03:55I don't know.
03:56That's my name.
03:57My neighbor.
03:58I'm like, I'm like, I'm a little boy.
04:00Yeah, I'm like.
04:01I'm like, all right.
04:03I've been to the students.
04:04Oh, 100,000.
04:06Oh, 100,000.
04:08Oh, 100,000?
04:11Ooh.
04:12I've been to the students.
04:15Well, 100,000,000.
04:16I've been to the students.
04:19I've been to the students.
04:20No, 100,000.
04:22I've been to the students.
04:23Hi Chromie, we're five steps away from 545.
04:53What the f**k was that? Hold on.
05:12She's so crazy. I don't know what the f**k she's doing.
05:15It's so f**king loud.
05:45I mean, like, I get tingles, but I feel like it's perfectly normal, like, not to get any, too.
06:05Um, like, I feel like tingles are, like, a bonus, but I feel like ASMR is really about, like, just the relaxing feeling that it gives you more so than, like, getting tingles over and over and over again.
06:23I'll do cups.
06:25So, um, when we hit 550 subs.
06:35Yeah, Cody, I'm just not really into it.
07:03But, like, like, it grosses me out. I don't think I could even do it even if I tried.
07:07Like, I would just, it would, like, make me cringe, you know?
07:12It's just one of those downs that I just cannot stand.
07:15I hate it.
07:22I don't like role plays, either.
07:26I think they're awkward.
07:28I've seen so many videos of people doing, like, girlfriend role plays, and it makes me want to die.
07:36Okay.
07:37I don't like role plays, but I don't like those.
07:41I don't like role plays, but I don't like the role plays.
07:47I don't like...
07:50I hate it.
07:52I don't like role plays, but I don't like the role plays.
07:55I think they're like, okay?
07:56I don't like role plays, how can I play with and play with like, like, kids, friends, or see?
07:59I don't like 생각을, because I don't like them.
08:01I don't like the roles that I did.
08:03So, if you're listening to me, let's see.
08:06DP on. Wait, weren't you a sub, like, literally yesterday?
08:15I'll probably gift one sub today. My good deed of the day.
08:23I just don't know who I want to gift it to yet.
08:36I am going to get the same thing.
08:38I can't have it, that's fine.
08:41I actually don't have it, it's fine.
08:43It's working, it's fine.
08:49I have a hand up, it will do it.
08:53Let me know, it's fine.
08:57I don't know.
09:00stop talking
09:12not really
09:13not really
09:16I don't know
09:18I like just the few sounds
09:20and triggers that I like
09:21and I've tried expanding my horizons
09:24and listening to other kinds of ASMR
09:27and I just don't like it at all
09:29like it just does nothing for me
09:31and I'm just sitting there like
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12:01i'll probably ask for everyone's opinion on discord like everyone who knows anything about that anyway
12:07because i don't really i'm between like three ones that i like
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13:43peanut M&M's. Those are not peanut M&M's. That is, um, sorry, those are ramen noodles.
13:55Hi, Odin. The rule, Kappa rule must be respected exactly. The one on the Treaty of Versailles.
14:03If it wasn't for the Treaty of Versailles, then World War I would have never ended, so
14:07I don't know. Those are my thoughts.
14:13I don't know.
14:43I don't know, like, over and over again. I don't get it.
14:47Oh, yeah, I had to hold on. Crap, there was a stuff that wanted me to have on Snapchat.
14:55This one. This one.
15:00I think this pretty, too. Okay.
15:04Let me suck on your teeth. No, thank you.
15:06Yeah, I really can't wait to, like, not live in a fucking apartment anymore.
15:22Either, like, 9 p.m. or 10 p.m. I was a little bit later today because I was just, like, chillin'
15:29playing overwatch for a little bit, and so I started a little bit later, but I'm gonna
15:34try to be live at, like, 9 p.m. tomorrow.
15:39I know my stomach is super loud. I genuinely don't know why. I think it's just like that.
15:45It sounds like there's stairs up there, and they're, like, there's a cat, like, running
15:52down the stairs.
15:53You can't, you can't watch my bots unless you're a subscriber.
16:08Oh, yeah, if you guys really like ASMR and you want to be able to watch my videos whenever
16:13you want, I have a lot of them.
16:15Um, so if you sub, you have, like, access to all of my past broadcasts, and you can obviously
16:26fast-forward through them and all that stuff.
16:31Also, if you want to actually be acknowledged by a streamer and not ignored and spoken to
16:39in the Discord, instead of just talking with random people all day, feel free to also subscribe
16:45I'm in there, like, all day, reading what everyone says and shit, so.
17:00Thank you for the tier 1 sub.
17:04Fentress.
17:06Shwilk.
17:08Thanks, dude.
17:10We're 9 subs away from some cupping.
17:14Wooten cup ASMR.
17:27I'm also about to upload a fuckload more emotes that are going to be, like, actually really
17:33dope, so if you want to sub for emotes, that's cool, too.
17:37Thank you, Hoity23, for the 3-month resub.
17:43Shwilkome back.
17:44When I hit my sub goal, I will do shaving cream ASMR, and I will read Go the Fuck to Sleep right
17:53before I get off of here.
17:54So, if you guys want to, like, I don't know, give back to the plebs and help a fellow pleb
18:01in need, feel free to give to sub or whatever.
18:03I'm probably going to give to one or two in a little bit to two people that I think used
18:09to be subs, but aren't anymore.
18:11I love you.
18:41Let's go.
19:11Hi, Indie, Jordy, you can't ask me any more questions unless you're a sub, your 21 questions
19:40are up. There's like fucking a little piece of fuzz stuck to my finger. Be gone. Be freaking
19:57gone. Yep, there's actually a one second rule, but I gave you 21 instead. I mean a one question
20:20rule. A one second rule. You can only talk for one second and then you're barred from talking
20:25forever. I've got an itch on the back of my ear.
20:29Right.
20:36Right.
20:38Right.
20:42Right.
20:48Right.
20:56Right.
20:58yeah, you can talk, you just can't ask anymore questions
21:10you're all out of questions
21:28where are DP, are you still here, DP on, DP on C
21:45was that my stomach?
21:53I genuinely don't know
21:55it's hard to tell nowadays
21:57it's like my stomach just makes the most absurd noises
22:02I can't tell if that was like even in this room or if it was outside or above me
22:08I'm actually a droid
22:16but I don't know
22:31it's not worth it
22:34it wasn't measured
22:37I think it's because I ate
22:54I don't know actually
22:56I didn't eat anything weird today
22:58I had Gatorade
23:00I had a
23:04Buffalo
23:05Chicken wrap
23:09It was really good
23:11It was from Sprouts
23:12And
23:14I don't know I feel like it's literally
23:18Every time that I eat
23:20For the next
23:225 hours my stomach just
23:24Makes weird digestive sounds
23:26And I don't know if that's bad
23:27Or if it's not bad or whatever
23:30But
23:30Yeah
23:32It's weird
23:34My probiotics
23:41I take a lot of probiotics
23:43And vitamins
23:44So maybe that's why
23:46I don't know
23:46If you want to be back in the sub discord
23:54Then you have to
23:55You have to like
23:57Subscribe
23:58You know
23:59Here
24:00You can use this link
24:01To sub
24:03And if you
24:04Want a free
24:05Sub
24:08You can use this link
24:09I don't know who Myra is now
24:30I've never heard of that name
24:33In my entire life
24:35Roasted vegetables
24:41Like
24:42What are you roasting them in though?
24:46Are you just putting them in the oven
24:47With like olive oil on them
24:49Or is there like a flavor?
24:50Is there like a flavor?
24:50Is there like a flavor?
24:50Is there like a flavor?
24:51Is there like a flavor?
24:52Is there like a flavor?
24:53Is there like a flavor?
24:54Is there like a flavor?
24:55Is there like a flavor?
24:57I really like, um, you know, when you go to, like, the bocce
25:27grill and they do vegetables, I like the zucchini, I don't know what it is, I fucking
25:33love zucchini with, like, salt and olive oil, it's so good, I don't know why, but it's
25:41so yummy, please subscribe so that I can buy myself dinner for once in my life, I love
25:57the tsukainai, the tsukainai, tsukainai is so good,
26:04kadai!
26:20Zookanai
26:22Zookanai
26:24Zookanai
26:26Zookanai
26:28Zookanai
26:30Fuck yeah
26:32Fucking
26:34Zookan
26:36Na na na na na na
26:46Fuck
26:48I think I did this correctly
27:00Welcome gender
27:02You're welcome
27:04I feel like you're always here
27:06And you're always talking
27:08And so
27:10I don't know
27:12Damn
27:18I think you're getting damn
27:20Remember me
27:22Stool
27:26Me next
27:30You're already a sub
27:32What do you mean?
27:34What do you mean?
27:36What do you mean?
27:38Oh
27:40I'm not
27:42I'm not
27:44I'm not
27:46I'm not
27:48I'm not
27:50Fuck. Damn, man. All right. Sorry, like, here you go.
28:13Gender. You didn't even say thank you, you fucker.
28:20Oh, no, Moxie. If you sub, I'll be able to buy my own dinner, but, like, really, like, you guys are buying my dinner, so.
28:32Legend Jerry really wants a sub if someone wants to gift one.
28:56I recommend him or, uh, Dpeon, but I don't think Dpeon is here anymore.
29:02So is Skaggs, actually. Dubsy.
29:06I feel like you were one time a long time sub, and so is Chromie.
29:11There's a lot of, like, OGs in here.
29:14Yeah, do the YouTube command, and it'll, like, cue it.
29:17You're welcome, gender.
29:33Do, um, slash followed.
29:37If you have better Twitch TV, it'll tell you.
29:39I want, like, a lot of oil.
29:45Like, I just want to be dripping in oil.
29:51I want, like, a lot of oil.
29:56I just want to be dripping in oil.
30:06Slash. Slash. Followed. F-O-L-L-O-E.
30:36F-O-L-L-O. W-E-D. Jesus Christ. I can spell okay. I don't know why you were permanent. I think you literally asked for somebody to ban you. I swear that's what it was. What is all of this shit? I have like these little fucking...
31:02Do I have like a piece of fabric or something stuck to one of my fingers?
31:13Hey congrats Haptic. No, no. Unban him.
31:18That was the deal. I said he got unbanned because he was banned for no reason.
31:25Well, that's right. It says removed ban on... Yes, I'm talking to you. That's so weird. They changed it. It used to say unbanned and now it says removed ban.
31:45Chromie wants a sub. So does legendary.
31:54I could only give out one more sub. Because like... I'm not falling out, you know? But...
32:07Bom
32:18Cough.
32:24Cough.
32:29Cough.
32:31Cough.
32:33Also, if you would like to donate for my weekend vacation to the luxurious city of Atlanta
32:48where I can get wasted because, no offense if you live in Atlanta, but Atlanta kind of
32:54sucks, feel free.
32:56It's how I'm going to cope with being in Atlanta.
32:58And I might do some, like, RL streams while I'm a little pepped up and drunk, which could,
33:08I mean, I'm not going to do anything bad, but it could get, I say whatever I want when
33:14I'm drunk, so it could get interesting.
33:21Sorry.
33:28What places don't suck?
33:31Well, like, I kind of wish I would have gone to Toronto because Toronto's dope.
33:36Atlanta is so, like, meh.
33:40Ohio is a shithole.
33:42No offense, but Ohio fucking sucks.
33:47It's not fun.
33:49It's in the middle of nowhere.
33:52Technically, there's no beach or anything like that.
33:54At least Toronto is, like, dope.
34:01Toronto's, like, a cool city.
34:03Vancouver is cool.
34:05LA is alright, but there's just too much traffic.
34:09New York would be cool if they had an event in, like, New York City.
34:15What else would be cool?
34:16What else would be cool?
34:24Montreal is apparently, like, negative 30 degrees, so I don't know about that.
34:34DC would be cool, too.
34:52They had an event there.
34:54Or, like, even if it was in, like, Miami where there's, like, things to do.
34:59I don't know.
35:00What do you mean, are we from the same place here?
35:14China number one.
35:16Okay.
35:16Okay.
35:16Okay.
35:16Okay.
35:30I'm probably going to stay live for, like, another 30 minutes.
35:37I don't know.
35:38I feel like Twitch is really slow tonight.
35:39I'm kind of sad.
35:40I don't know.
35:46I don't know.
35:48Here we go.
35:49There we go.
35:57Here I go.
36:06Here we go.
36:08Yeah, but like viewers don't really matter.
36:12You don't get like paid off of viewers.

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