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00:01Senior year, the culmination of all my careful planning.
00:05Perfect grades, the model boyfriend.
00:08It's all falling into place.
00:11Hey, Jake.
00:13What'd you want to talk about?
00:15We need to break up.
00:16What?
00:17Come on, Claire.
00:18Things haven't been working out for a while.
00:20But everything was going so well.
00:22I've been seeing someone else.
00:24It's okay, Claire.
00:26I mean, it's not the end of the world.
00:28You'll find someone, you'll find someone.
00:32Claire.
00:34My jacket.
00:44See, it's cool.
00:50Look, I get it's only been a week, but this moping, it's gotta stop.
00:55We were together for two years, Zoe.
00:57Exactly.
00:58Forget him.
00:59This is our senior year.
01:00Literally the perfect time to just start fresh.
01:03I don't want to start fresh.
01:04I just want Jake back.
01:06Wait, wait, wait, wait.
01:07Pause.
01:08You want to get back together with him?
01:10Of course I do.
01:11Even though he cheated on you.
01:14Even though he cheated on you.
01:16Everyone makes mistakes.
01:18Oh, okay.
01:19Look, sooner or later he's gonna realize how much he misses me.
01:22You know you're my best friend, right?
01:24Yeah.
01:25So seeing you like this, it honestly kills me.
01:30So if you really, really want to get back together with Jake, then I'm willing to help you.
01:37Really?
01:38Yeah.
01:39Oh, thank you, thank you, thank you.
01:40Okay, okay, okay, okay.
01:42Okay, there's one thing you can do.
01:44Like, one thing that'll drive him crazy and just straight back into your arms.
01:47What is it?
01:48Operation Jealousy.
01:50Operation Jealousy?
01:52Yep.
01:53You gotta make him crazy jealous and then he'll be crawling on his knees begging to get back
01:57together with you.
01:58Okay, and how do I do that?
02:01Simple.
02:02You bring a hot guy to his birthday party tomorrow.
02:05I don't know.
02:06Seems kind of crazy to me.
02:08Well, you need to trust me because it's gonna work.
02:10Okay, well how am I supposed to find a new boyfriend in the next 24 hours?
02:14Babe, it's 2020.
02:16You know that anything's possible.
02:18Plus, I found this new app called BF Bundle where you can hire a fake boyfriend for the
02:24night.
02:25Wait, how do you know about this?
02:27This is about you.
02:28This is about you.
02:29So...
02:30Okay, well how does it work?
02:32Well, first we need to create your profile.
02:34And...
02:35Done.
02:36Now we just wait.
02:38Actually, hold on.
02:40I'm gonna add a bio to make you seem a little bit more...
02:43fun.
02:44Okay, I am plenty of fun.
02:47Look at you right now.
02:50Okay, fair enough.
02:51Yeah.
02:52And...
02:53Oh, oh, whoa.
02:56You already have a match, dude.
02:58You have a match.
02:59And the reviews are raving that he is a total hottie.
03:02Oh my god, let me see.
03:04Swoonworthy.
03:05Yeah.
03:06Local athlete.
03:08He has a five star rating.
03:10Yeah, that sounds perfect for you.
03:12Wait, why aren't there any photos?
03:14Um, oh, the app says it's a privacy thing.
03:17You have to commit to at least a meetup.
03:19Oh.
03:20I'll take this.
03:22Let's see.
03:23Wait, what are you doing?
03:24Uh...
03:26Done.
03:27You're meeting him today.
03:29Today?
03:30Yeah.
03:31Like, this today.
03:32This one.
03:33So...
03:34Let's get dressed.
03:35Zoe!
03:36Yeah!
03:37Zoe!
03:38Too soon!
03:49Damon!
03:50Hey.
03:51I thought you were at a hockey convention all summer.
03:54No, it ended.
03:55I just got back into town.
03:56Plus, Jake wouldn't stop going on about his big birthday bash.
03:59Guess I'll see you there?
04:01Um...
04:02No.
04:03Actually, we broke up.
04:04Oh.
04:05Oh, man.
04:06I'm sorry to hear that.
04:07Thanks.
04:08Well, I'm meeting someone, so have a good night.
04:11Yeah.
04:12You too.
04:13You know, I'm sure they'll be here any second.
04:14You don't have to wait.
04:15Thank you, though.
04:16I'm not.
04:17I'm actually...
04:18I happen to be meeting someone, too.
04:19Do you have to do it?
04:20Right here?
04:21It's public street, so I'm pretty sure that means we can share the sidewalk.
04:25I'm supposed to meet this girl I've been texting.
04:26Poor thing's going through a rough breakup.
04:27Poor thing's going through a rough breakup.
04:28I'm not.
04:29I'm not.
04:30I'm not.
04:31I'm not.
04:32I'm not.
04:33I'm not.
04:34I'm not.
04:35I'm not.
04:36I'm not.
04:37I'm not.
04:38I'm not.
04:39I'm not.
04:40I happen to be meeting someone, too.
04:42Do you have to do it right here?
04:44It's public street, so I'm pretty sure that means we can share the sidewalk.
04:48I'm not.
04:49You're not.
04:50I'm not.
04:51You're supposed to meet this girl I've been texting.
04:52Poor thing's going through a rough breakup.
04:59Drama Queen 2020?
05:00Topshop 239.
05:01Oh, man.
05:02What?
05:03This is epic.
05:04This is a mistake.
05:05Look, forget about everything.
05:06You can even keep the money.
05:07Oh, no, no, no, no.
05:08You can't get away that easy.
05:09Please, don't tell Jake about this.
05:11Okay, I won't tell him.
05:13And I'll do you one better.
05:14I'll be your fake boyfriend.
05:18What? What? That's why you're in the app, right? I just wanted to hire someone for a
05:25date, you know, make Jake jealous. Great, I'm in. No, look, we can't do that. He's
05:30he's your brother. Who also happens to be a massive jerk for what he did to you?
05:33I mean, I can't believe he cheated on you. No one's gonna believe that you're
05:38actually dating me. Everyone knows you don't do relationships. Maybe I'm full
05:44of surprises. No, forget it. Look, I'll find someone else. Look, you're not gonna do
05:49better than going out with Jake's older, charming, and much hotter brother. Come
05:54on, you want to make him jealous and I want to teach him a lesson. It's a win-win.
05:57Hmm? Fine, but we follow my plan, no improvising. Yes, ma'am. So, when exactly are we
06:09gonna do this? Tomorrow night. That's, that's his birthday party. Exactly. That's, that's
06:15his birthday party. Exactly. Well, you're definitely full of surprises. Will you
06:23please answer the question? Jeez, take it easy. I hired you to be my boyfriend,
06:30remember? You have to know how we got together in case anyone asks. Okay, okay,
06:34yeah, what was the question? Where did we go on our first date? We had a magical night
06:43at the movies. Do people even go to the movies anymore? Yes, they do. Isn't that
06:47kind of lame? It's not lame, it's believable. No, what we need is an epic love story to blow
06:57everyone's mine. What epic love story we've been dating for like a week. Well, haven't you ever heard of love at first sight?
07:12Haven't you ever heard of love at first sight? I've known you for two years, Damon. Fine, love at second sight.
07:18Look, I just don't want this to blow up in my face because of one misstep. I'm getting Jake back.
07:23He cheated on you. It was a mistake. Besides, I put too much in this relationship just to throw it
07:28away. Wow, how romantic. You just don't understand the value of being in a committed
07:33relationship. Real relationships never work. That's why I'm on the app. With fake
07:40relationships, I can enjoy it all without any disappointment. How romantic.
07:47Uh, well, I gotta go. I've got hockey practice before the party tonight. Wait, we haven't even
07:55gone over my favorite hobbies yet. How about you drop the plan and just see where the night
07:59takes you? Ever heard of the risks worth taking? Ever heard of don't mess with a good thing?
08:04Look, I'll follow your lead tonight, but you need to loosen up. I mean, have some fun. When was the last
08:11time you had fun, Claire? I have plenty of fun. Yeah? Yeah, that's fun. That's almost too fun.
08:19Can't wait to see that later tonight.
08:27Nope. No more of that. Didn't realize you're an expert in makeup now. What I mean is you don't need any
08:34makeup. You already look amazing with that. You can save the theatrics for now. We're not at the party yet.
08:39No, I'm serious. You look beautiful. You always do. Thank you. I guess I'm just nervous.
08:48Don't worry. I'll be by your side the whole night. I promise. You shouldn't have to work so hard for Jake anyway.
08:54I mean, you're already way out of his league. Okay, now I know you're joking.
08:58When you guys first started dating, I couldn't believe my brother's luck. I mean, you're ridiculously smart.
09:05You started in all the school plays, got every solo and chorus. You're still a time for mathletes.
09:13I can't believe you know all that. I always thought you just ignored me.
09:17You're my little brother's girlfriend. I had to keep my distance, but I still paid attention.
09:22You know, when you drop the whole too-cool-for-school act, you're actually a pretty decent guy.
09:28Damon Coral.
09:29Hey, careful. I have a reputation doable.
09:32No, I'm serious. I think you might actually make a great boyfriend.
09:36I mean, when you finally decide to try with someone, of course.
09:41Claire?
09:42We're here.
09:47People are looking. Why are they looking?
10:05They're looking because you're with me. When you're with me, you actually get to have some fun from me.
10:13I'm sorry.
10:30I'm sorry.
10:38I'm going to give this drinks.
10:53I'll be right back.
11:01Okay, wow, wow, wow.
11:02It looks like things are heating up.
11:04I know, right?
11:05It's almost like Operation Jealousy might actually work.
11:08Yeah, no, I was talking about you two.
11:10What?
11:10You and the town hottie?
11:12No, I mean, we're just, I don't know, pretending or actually having fun for once.
11:19You know, you two kind of look cute together.
11:21Plus, I haven't seen you smile this much in a long time.
11:25Oh my God, there he is.
11:28Oh my God, there he is.
11:29See, he can't be over me.
11:31Look at his face.
11:33Oh my gosh, is that Chelsea?
11:37So much for girl code, and I thought she was your friend.
11:43He said he'd only give his jacket to his one special girl.
11:55It's time to AF this party up!
11:57Did someone say, never have I ever?
11:59Woo!
12:01Let's play.
12:04I don't think that's a good idea.
12:06Come on, it'll be fun.
12:07So wait, why don't you go first?
12:21Okay.
12:23Um, never have I ever fantasized about a teacher.
12:27Never have I ever been pathetic enough to crash Max's birthday party.
12:41Cute.
12:43Now let's see.
12:44Never have I ever been pathetic enough to crash Max's birthday party.
12:49Never have I ever been some loser's side chick.
12:55Never have I ever been desperate enough to swoop in on someone's ex.
12:59Never have I ever cheated on someone completely out of my league.
13:02Never have I ever slept with basically every girl in this room.
13:10Face it, Claire.
13:12You'll never be more than just another number to him.
13:17Claire.
13:18Claire.
13:19Seriously, Claire?
13:24You're gonna show up to my party just to start drama?
13:26No, I didn't do anything.
13:27It was Chelsea.
13:28Don't blame Chelsea.
13:30You're just jealous.
13:34You know what?
13:35You two deserve each other.
13:39Hey, dude.
13:40Are you okay?
13:40Because that game was brutal.
13:43And where did Damon run off to?
13:45I don't know.
13:47He said he was gonna be by my side the entire night.
13:48And I thought we were...
13:50Doesn't even matter anymore.
13:53Is Claire Sanders actually breaking protocol?
13:57No matter how hard I plan or how carefully I try to put my life into this perfect little
14:02box, it all comes crashing down around me.
14:04And now the one guy I might actually have real feelings for is off God knows where, probably
14:09setting up a new date with a girl in that stupid app.
14:13So, yeah, I'm done planning.
14:16Plans can suck it.
14:18Hey, sorry I ran out like that.
14:20Left my phone in the car and I had to grab it to get on the app.
14:35Yeah.
14:36Of course.
14:37What?
14:38Just...
14:39Wait, wait, wait.
14:40Where are you going?
14:41Home.
14:42And don't worry, I'll still write a good review for you.
14:43I wouldn't want you to miss out on any more epic dates.
14:45Hey.
14:46Talk to me.
14:47You just left me in there.
14:49I know.
14:50I'm sorry.
14:51I wasn't thinking.
14:52I don't care anymore, Damon.
14:53Look, you were right.
14:54Jake's an ass.
14:56So, the plan...
14:58This...
14:59It's over.
15:02What if I don't want it to be over?
15:04What if I don't want it to be over?
15:06You could have your pick of any girl out there, so why don't you just get on the app
15:10and find someone else?
15:11Yeah, I got on the app because I wanted to delete it.
15:14What?
15:15I deactivated my account.
15:17Why would you do that?
15:19Look, I know I'm just another number.
15:20You said...
15:21Look, you're not just another number, okay?
15:23You never were.
15:26I don't want a fake date with you anymore.
15:28Alright?
15:31I want...
15:33a real one.
15:37I thought you said that real relationships never work.
15:41Well, maybe I realize that...
15:43you're the risk worth taking.
15:45Come on.
15:46Slap shot 239.
15:47Pick me home.
15:49Are you sure I'm doing this right?
15:50Yeah.
15:51Just...
15:52Just...
15:53Just...
15:54Just...
15:55Just...
15:56Just...
15:57Just...
15:58Just...
15:59Just...
16:00Just...
16:01Just...
16:02Make sure these two dots match.
16:03They'll make that side a little bit bigger.
16:04Okay.
16:05I'm trusting the process.
16:06I'm just glad we get to go sag together.
16:07You never got a date, right?
16:08No date.
16:09But Thamen's really not coming?
16:10I bought him a ticket in case he changed his mind, but...
16:11He won't budge.
16:12Well, that's his loss, because...
16:13You never got a date, right?
16:14No date.
16:15But Thamen's really not coming?
16:16I bought him a ticket in case he changed his mind, but he won't budge.
16:17Well, that's his loss, because you are about to be the best homecoming queen that we have
16:42ever seen.
16:43No way!
16:44I don't even know how I got nominated.
16:47And, of course, Jake is on the ballot, because he's the only reason why our soccer team wins.
16:51I feel like the only reason I'm on there is because people want to see what Chelsea will do if I win.
16:55Knowing her, she'll probably dump a bucket of pig's blood on my head.
16:58At least she's vegan, so you know it'll be synthetic.
17:02Maybe Jake, like, campaigned for you guys to reignite something.
17:07Because I heard rumblings that him and Chelsea aren't doing too hot right now.
17:11Ooh, trouble in cheater's paradise. Shocker.
17:14Where did you even hear that, anyway?
17:18I don't even remember. You know, gossip travels. That looks pretty good.
17:24But it could also be your newfound popularity from dating Damon. It hasn't exactly gone unnoticed that you get picked up on a motorcycle every single day.
17:33Yes, Damon. My knight in shining armor who can't even be bothered to take his girlfriend to her school dance.
17:41I mean, at least he's hot.
17:44So hot.
17:46It's so weird that Joey didn't ask you to be his date.
17:50Um, not that weird. We haven't talked in a while.
17:53Why? I thought you were starting to dig him.
17:55As soon as I figured out that our names couldn't have one of those cool celebrity abbreviations, it was over before it began.
18:00Jay-Zoe.
18:02Joey.
18:03Joey.
18:04Absolutely not.
18:06Well, more Zoe for me.
18:09Nothing's gonna keep us apart.
18:11Oh, it's Damon!
18:14Oh, it's Damon!
18:16Or should I say Clareman?
18:18Can I call you back to finish this?
18:20Yeah, you can. Clareman.
18:22But you better, because we need to finish this look.
18:24Okay. Bye!
18:26Hey, beautif-
18:28What's up with your eyes?
18:30It's not finished yet.
18:32You look like Amy Winehouse on a Tuesday morning.
18:35Zoe is giving me a tutorial for the dance tonight.
18:37Ah, yes.
18:39I almost forgot who I was speaking with.
18:42My sincerest apologies.
18:44Your royalness.
18:45I know how you can make it up to me.
18:47Nope.
18:48Come on, you're seriously gonna let me do this alone?
18:51You're not gonna be alone. I thought you were rolling with Zoe.
18:54Plus, if you listen very carefully, I bet you can hear Jay-
18:58Yep, there's Jay bouncing off the walls. Dude is pumped.
19:02Yeah, because dances are super fun and even more fun if you have a date like he does.
19:07Yeah, for now.
19:08What do you mean?
19:10Chelsea's been soft ghosting him. I don't think she's that excited about the dance.
19:14Why could that be? Because yours truly got nominated and she didn't?
19:20Oh yeah, I'm sure that's it.
19:22I bet that is it.
19:24She's gonna be so pissed if I win queen for the night.
19:29She's gonna be so pissed if I win queen for the night.
19:33And then, you know, for the rest of the school year because I would have to play in prom and then the homecoming queen normally becomes the prom queen and then-
19:40I seriously doubt she's thinking about this a quarter as much as you are.
19:44How could you not be?
19:47Because nobody cares about this king and queen stuff as much as you and Jake. It's lame.
19:52Easy for you to say. You got nominated all four years and didn't even show up.
19:55I get that this seems like a big deal to you now, but I promise when you get out of high school you'll realize none of this stuff matters.
20:03Wow, and you think Chelsea has already reached this higher consciousness?
20:09No, I'm not talking about her.
20:11You know, come to think of it, if you both are so mature, maybe you should skip the dance together and get a cheese board and, you know, talk about all the super important adult stuff that actually matters.
20:23Oh, look. Someone my age is calling.
20:26I didn't mean- Claire!
20:28Bye.
20:35I need to fix this.
20:37Hey, Jake.
20:39Claire!
20:40Hey, um, thanks for picking up.
20:44Whoa, did- did Zoe do this to you?
20:47It's a work in progress. What's up?
20:49Cool. Um, I just wanted to call you and touch base and just, you know, make sure that things don't get awkward tonight.
21:01You mean if we win?
21:03Oh, we're gonna win.
21:04Is Chelsea gonna be upset if, when we win?
21:11If, um, if she looks up from her phone long enough to notice, maybe.
21:15Aw, texting someone else?
21:18Be ashamed if she were in, like, a secret relationship. That would suck.
21:21Look, Claire, I know that I can never apologize enough for what I did, but I really am sorry.
21:29I didn't mean to hurt you, and if I could take it back, I would.
21:36It's fine. It's fine. Just, at least she'll be there. Damon won't even come.
21:42Yeah, I never really understood his thing with dances. I mean, like, we always had a great time.
21:49I know. It's a chance to get, like, dressed up and have fun and make grand romantic gestures.
21:55Grand romantic gestures.
21:56Jinx!
21:57Don't tell anyone that I just said that.
22:03Whoa. Is that the dress that you've been seeing since freshman year?
22:07Yeah. I can't believe I'll finally be able to wear it.
22:12And I can't believe this will be our first high school dance where we aren't going together.
22:18Yeah. Me neither. I hope we win so we at least get one dance together.
22:28Well, how about either way we make it happen. One dance before the night's over.
22:33Deal.
22:35As long as you promise not to step on my dress like you did junior year.
22:39That was sophomore year.
22:40It was both.
22:41Fine. As long as you promise not to both of us.
22:46Your grandma moves.
22:49What? You mean...this one?
22:52Oh, God. My eyes! Stop it! My eyes!
22:59What, like, you can do better?
23:01Oh, come on. Anyone can do better than whatever that was.
23:05Let's see. By all means.
23:07Oh, uh, sorry. Chelsea's calling me. I should get it. I'll see you later?
23:29Yeah, yeah. See ya.
23:48Hello? Hello?
23:51I'm just trying to show you what you're missing.
23:55Wow. You look incredible.
23:58Thanks. Are you...are you going somewhere?
24:02Yeah, there's a cheese board with my name on it I need to get to.
24:05Look, I'm sorry about before.
24:08I know it's just a stupid dance, but it's my last homecoming and...I don't know, I really wanted you to be there.
24:14Yeah, I'm sorry, too. I...I should've known how important it was to you.
24:18It's okay.
24:20God, how do you...how do you do this?
24:23You're getting pretty dressed up to eat a cheese board with your brother's girlfriend.
24:27If you think I'm gonna let my brother have all the fun, you're crazy.
24:31Is this gonna match your dress?
24:34You're coming?!
24:36And you got me a corsage?!
24:37Is it against the rule to bring your own crowns?
24:40I just want to make sure people know who the true king and queen are.
24:43Are you crying for me just a trick?
24:45Say what?
24:46Nothing! Nothing!
24:48I'm just talking to myself.
24:50Okay, well how about a little less chit-chat and a little more boogie?
24:53Come on, Claire, we've got a homecoming to get to!
24:55And I, for one, am wearing my dancing shoes.
24:59Kay!
25:00Kay!
25:10This part always gets me!
25:19Yes!
25:21Yes!
25:22Yes!
25:23It is...I was so sad.
25:25Are you watching hockey right now?
25:26What? No.
25:27No. No, I mean, I'm not not watching hockey.
25:33Come on, babe, tell me some slack. It's my birthday tomorrow, and these are two of my favorite teams.
25:37This is a classic, Damon. Anybody who's anybody has seen this.
25:41Classics just code for old.
25:43I don't know why I bother trying to culture you.
25:47Anyway, what's the plans for tomorrow, birthday boy?
25:51Well, since I've been away for two weeks, I was thinking I could kiss your face for the first half of the day,
25:56and then, you know, we got to party later.
25:59Crap. Crap. Crap.
26:04Nico? Guitar? Flames is calling? Who's that?
26:08I completely forgot. I have a lesson now.
26:13Is this why you've gotten so into guitar lately?
26:18Hey, my favorite student. And my favorite student's friend?
26:23We were just watching The Long Way, and we lost track of time.
26:28Oh, yes. I see you took my recommendation. Such a classic.
26:34Boyfriend.
26:36What?
26:37I'm not her friend. I'm her boyfriend.
26:39Oh, lucky guy.
26:41Who was just leaving. Bye, Damon.
26:44I mean, I can stay. I'd love to see what you two have been working so hard on lately.
26:48But no. I mean, no. No. No.
26:52She's right. Music is so personal. So intimate. Something to be shared between two.
26:58Or three.
26:59Oh, no. Almost never three.
27:04Young love. Such a beautiful thing.
27:07Love? Who said? I don't. We. I. We don't. Um.
27:13Have you ever been in love?
27:17Of course.
27:18Yeah, I've been in love a bunch of times.
27:22I mean, not a bunch of times. The normal amount of times.
27:26There's just a lot of pressure on when to say it.
27:30You know, there's just a lot of stress.
27:32And then, you know, who should say it first.
27:34Or when you should say it.
27:35Or if they'll ever say it back.
27:38And maybe I can help you find a way to say it.
27:47Should we begin?
27:49Should we begin?
27:51Yeah.
27:58Damon?
27:59Hey, Zoe. What's up? How are you doing?
28:02I'm good.
28:03That's awesome. I'm also good.
28:09You know, I've been away at training camp for a couple weeks.
28:11Coming home tomorrow.
28:13So, here's a funny little question for you.
28:18Claire's guitar teacher.
28:21Nico.
28:23Yeah.
28:25He's not even that good looking. Like, at all.
28:27Oh, no. He's a solid 9.5.
28:29And then him playing guitar takes him to about a 12.
28:32I just think it's weird.
28:34You know, we...
28:35She's doubled her lessons while I've been away.
28:37And we're watching movies they both like.
28:40Wouldn't you feel a little bit weird about your girlfriend
28:42hanging out with some guitar player multiple times a week?
28:45I thought you said he wasn't good looking.
28:47Zoe.
28:49Okay.
28:51I wouldn't feel great about it.
28:52But I'd be confident in my relationship.
28:55I would know that she really wants to be with me and not him.
29:00I just don't get it.
29:01I mean, she's being so secretive about it.
29:04I haven't even heard her play anything.
29:06Yeah, Damon, I don't know.
29:08Don't you have any guy friends to call about this?
29:11Who am I going to talk to, Zoe?
29:12Guys don't talk about stuff.
29:13If only you knew somebody that dated Claire
29:15and knew her really, really well.
29:18Jake?
29:19Yeah.
29:19Is that weird?
29:21I mean, it can't be weirder than you calling me about this.
29:23Yeah, okay.
29:24You're right.
29:26You're good friends, though.
29:27Claire's lucky to have you on her side.
29:29Don't stress.
29:30I'm sure there's absolutely nothing to worry about.
29:33Plus, isn't it your birthday tomorrow?
29:34Look, it's on that.
29:36Yeah.
29:37Thanks, Zoe.
29:37I'll see you tomorrow.
29:38Beep, beep, beep.
29:45Hey, birthday boy.
29:51Not until tomorrow.
29:52Where's Jake?
29:52He's in the shower.
29:54He just got back from practice and he's disgusting.
29:56I was totally going to wish you a happy birthday, but I didn't have your number.
30:01Yeah, let's keep it that way.
30:03So what's on the agenda?
30:04What time am I picking you up tonight?
30:06Kidding.
30:07Obviously.
30:08Does Perfect Claire have a perfect deal of date planned?
30:12Other than running off the guitar teacher?
30:14Probably not.
30:15Oh, that's right.
30:15She starts dying with Nico.
30:17Wait, you know Nico?
30:19Yeah.
30:19I set them up.
30:21He's amazing.
30:22So, so talented.
30:24So, so talented.
30:26What do you mean you set them up?
30:28Well, she was saying a few weeks ago at the house that she's been wanting to learn.
30:31So, I don't know.
30:33I suggested Nico.
30:34Oh, great.
30:35So this is your fault.
30:36Thanks a lot.
30:36Where was I?
30:37Sitting right next to her, not listening per usual.
30:42That's not true.
30:43I listen.
30:45Whatever.
30:46Anyway, out of the kindness of my generous heart, I suggested Nico.
30:51Every girl should have a few lessons with him.
30:53He teaches you so much.
30:56I wouldn't expect your smashed hockey brain to understand.
30:59What exactly wouldn't I understand?
31:01What exactly wouldn't I understand?
31:04Music, art, culture, languages.
31:07You're not, like, afraid she's going to ditch you for a guy she can actually have a conversation with.
31:12Are you?
31:13We have conversations, Chelsea.
31:16Is Jake out of the shower yet?
31:18Oh, yeah, but what, huh?
31:19Hockey?
31:20And then hockey?
31:21Oh, of course, right.
31:22There's always hockey.
31:24Seriously, though, Damon, hockey is like your one true love, and it's kind of boring.
31:29I love other things.
31:31Like what?
31:32Like Claire.
31:33And I don't want her running off with some guitar-playing, art-culture-looking snob, all right?
31:42Look, I'm not saying I'm an expert on all things Claire,
31:45but dating brothers has forced us to hang out with each other more than either of us would have liked,
31:51and she's actually kind of interesting.
31:56So maybe you should at least pretend to care about some of the things she likes.
31:59Yeah.
32:00It's actually not terrible advice.
32:05Considered my birthday gift to you.
32:07Gee, thanks a lot.
32:09So what are you still doing here?
32:11Go before she hires Nico to be your boyfriend at your party tomorrow.
32:16Bye.
32:17So what are you still doing here?
32:19Go before she hires Nico to be your boyfriend at your party tomorrow.
32:23Bye.
32:24Yeah, yeah, okay, whatever.
32:26Thanks, bye.
32:39Hey.
32:41I was just going to call you.
32:43You're all dressed up.
32:45Damon.
32:45I've been wanting to tell you how I feel.
32:49And, and I, I, this was going to be a birthday surprise, but I just, I didn't think I could wait.
33:00Okay.
33:01You're the cream in my coffee, you're the apple of my eye.
33:15You make me want to laugh when I think I'm going to cry.
33:19Like you're the one, so there's one thing I must do.
33:23I have to say, I, I love you.
33:34I love you too.
33:37Moment stealer.
33:39I'm sorry, but I needed you to know it.
33:41I love you so much, Claire.
33:43And I'm sorry that I got weird earlier, but I talked to Zoe and.
33:46You talked to Zoe?
33:47Yeah, and, and she told me not to worry.
33:50And she told me that she always has your back, which I love.
33:52Huh, well, and I talked to Chelsea.
33:57Ew, why didn't you talk to Chelsea?
33:58I don't know, she sucks.
34:00But she did say one thing that wasn't terrible.
34:03I want to make more of an effort to share your interests, Claire.
34:06I want to watch whatever you want to watch and talk about musicals.
34:11Even the old ones, I don't care.
34:12Just, no subtitles.
34:14Deal?
34:15Deal.
34:16Okay.
34:18Babe?
34:19Yeah?
34:21Do you think I could finish my song?
34:22I, I work really hard on it.
34:24Yes, please.
34:31Blue, white, baby, as bright as the sky.
34:34Hit it in the cloud and then we're down so high.
34:38Think that you're the one, so there's one thing I must do.
34:41Have to say, I love you.
34:49Do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do, do.
34:52Do, do, do, do, do, do.
34:55Did you change your pillowcases?
34:59No.
35:00Claire, do not leave them there.
35:01That looks like trash.
35:04Do you have time to do a load of laundry?
35:05not really but yeah did you get the champagne yes chocolates rose petals massage oils scented
35:14candles all of that claire i'm i'm playing with you i literally don't understand why you're
35:20freaking out right now one damon's been in your room and two you're not a virgin i'm a virgin to
35:25sleeping with brothers true that's awkward is there a term for that sleeping with brothers
35:35please do not ever google that ever you're not helping so look this is a big night
35:45after tonight that's it what do you mean this is it like me and damon there's no going back going
35:52back to what to jake have you guys been talking or something no not talking just i don't know we
36:01dated for so long it it feels like a betrayal you know and plus i know chelsea broke up with him so
36:08i know he's not in a good place about time she dragged that on long enough what's that supposed
36:15to be nothing claire i don't think you sleeping with your boyfriend is a betrayal you're good
36:20you think they'll talk about it oh my god what if they compare notes oh god that's so awkward i think
36:26the only one that gets to do the comparing is you plus damon is going to be 10 times better than
36:32jake think about all that experience why would you say that so i didn't even think of it like that
36:40he's been with so many girls what if he thinks i don't know what i'm doing god thanks a lot
36:47just what i needed that's literally not what i meant at all oh it's damon wish me luck bye
37:01hey
37:04you are definitely running late but since you are shirtless and you probably smell good i'll let it slide
37:11hey uh so i got some news bad news no just uh do you remember natasha natasha your super hot ex who
37:32ran away to like live off the land in japan ride her bicycle across thailand but yeah great so you
37:38remember she's back oh so it's horrible news i know we're supposed to hang tonight do you mind if i
37:44rain check do i mind if you bail to run off with a literal model who also happens to be your ex-girlfriend
37:52let me think about that i know it's a little bit weird but i promise she just wants to stop by
37:57show me some pictures and she's leaving again in like a week wait wait she's coming over to your
38:01place why can't you just insta-stock her like any normal ex-boyfriend
38:08actually uh do not she is the literal girl version of you that's exactly why we didn't work
38:15trust me it's strictly a friend hang i don't know i know who you guys were when you were together
38:20you couldn't keep your hands off each other yeah now i can't keep my hands off you i'm being serious
38:25we both have exes claire come on don't forget i'd watch you date my brother for two years
38:30don't forget i was watching my brother for two years okay i don't want to fight i just i really
38:36wanted to spend time with you tonight i was hoping this could be our special she's here i gotta go love you
38:43i know i said i wanted updates but definitely did not mean in real time haha funny you know what else
39:03is funny damon running off with his ex-girlfriend wow which one please don't say natasha
39:14didn't she move to the philippines thailand and just for the year sadly damon finally moving on must
39:21have triggered her spidey sense and now she's returned to ruin my perfect night claire she's an
39:26influencer not a comic book villain same difference okay natasha's back but that doesn't have to mean
39:32anything was damon acting excited or weird he showered okay he's pretty he does that
39:42anything else i i trust damon i don't trust her
39:48shit she just posted a story i i can't look at it she'll know she has 80 000 followers she's not
39:55gonna see your name i can't look zoe you look what is it are they are they kissing are they back together
40:04okay maybe you should look at it so you can stop freaking out
40:08why would you have me look at that
40:20this is it you're gonna get married have two and a half kids and have a yurt in iceland
40:25you know i did hear that reykjavik is really beautiful in springtime actually
40:29again with the not helping but this was supposed to be our biggest night of our lives i i'm allowed
40:36to be disappointed but you're being insane damon loves you he's not getting back together with natasha
40:42did you see the photo he is supposed to be drinking and snuggling with me not her they're not snuggling
40:50and to be fair you didn't tell him about this perfect night so you can't be mad at him for not being a
40:54mind reader what's going on why are you taking my side on this nothing's wrong with me i'm just saying
41:07that like whatever i gotta go don't trip i'm sure it'll be fine
41:24what's going on why are you calling from reykjavik what nothing where are you thought you were
41:33hanging out with natasha uh yeah i was but you know there's only so many pictures of thailand a
41:37person can take what happened nothing what nothing nothing or something nothing you were right
41:46that was a bad idea it was stupid for me to think we could just hang as friends
41:50she hasn't changed at all i mean she invited me to go to bali with her and
41:54she tried to kiss me wait you kissed no no she tried look i'm really sorry claire i shouldn't
42:02have put myself in that position did you want to kiss her no way are you kidding you're the only
42:07person i want to kiss like ever why don't you say that to my face why don't you let me up i'm outside
42:15you're here wait are you sure i only have 700 followers please you know she bought all those
42:22followers right what 100 but do i see some black silk under there i'm much more interested in that
42:31come on let me up
42:39keep going now target zone for the tree punches right for the front of the face palms are down
42:43elbows are tight there we go now we're gonna demon's texted me i love you three times since this
42:50morning who didn't get so much yeah that's awesome and he took me out for breakfast did i say that
42:58already like four times warming it up now i guess i said it five anyway did you hear that natasha
43:05pays for her followers how embarrassing and sad is that two uppercuts let's go
43:12uppercuts target zone where is it underneath the chin over the body now wow that's actually the
43:19first question you've asked me in months whoa are you mad at me not mad i'm just tired well we can
43:28pause it i mean no claire i'm tired of this one-sided friendship dance that we've been doing since you
43:33started dating damon i don't know what you're talking about you realize that we were supposed to go to
43:38homecoming together right and then damon came and the only time you call me is to ask or talk about
43:43damon and now damon's calling me to talk about you and i am tired of it we're supposed to be best
43:49friends right i am your best friend no i'm your best friend and you've been asleep at the wheel i am
43:55your best friend no i'm your best friend and you've been asleep at the wheel well i'm sorry i'm talking
44:01a little too much about my boyfriend but i don't think it's fair to say that i've been a bad friend
44:05i mean well i think a good friend would notice that their best friend has been going through
44:10something huge the past few months oh my god what zoe are you okay yeah i'm actually great
44:19i've been seeing someone and it's getting pretty serious but it's been exhausting not being able to
44:25just talk to you about it you can talk to me about anything this is so exciting who is it it's not
44:31important what do you mean it's not important i want to know who stole my bestie's heart come on
44:38she didn't steal anything it just kind of happened i didn't think we'd get along so well but
44:46she's just perfect okay so we've established it's a girl i mean that shrinks the pool a little but you
44:54still haven't given me a good enough hint okay maybe she's not perfect and it's just like the honeymoon
44:59phase talking i don't know i don't know what we are it's like we're dating but we haven't put a label
45:07on it yet i guess it's just like a little bit more complicated for chelsea what does chelsea have
45:14to do with this because i'm the first girl she's ever been with i guess it's just like a little bit
45:20bit more complicated for Chelsea. What does Chelsea have to do with this? Because I'm the first girl
45:27she's ever been with. Hold on. You're dating Chelsea? Like, like ruined my life, Chelsea. Are you kidding
45:38me? We hate Chelsea. You know she broke up with Jake and he's like devastated, right? Okay, but we don't
45:44care about Jake. We care about me, right? So you're the other woman now. That's not fair. Especially
45:50because she wasn't even that into him. I'm sorry, what? She weaseled into our two-year
45:55relationship because she wasn't that into him? Claire, why are you so wrapped up in that?
46:01Aren't you in heaven with Damon? Because I haven't heard you shut up about him in the last three
46:05months. Well, I'm sorry I didn't shut up long enough to hear of your disastrous plan to date
46:10the she-devil herself. I would have talked you out of it. You don't even know her, Claire. Seems like
46:16I don't know either of you. And whose fault is that? Listen, I can tell you exactly what
46:22Damon had for breakfast. But as soon as I share an important detail of my love life for
46:26once, you get up on your high horse and you rain judgment on everyone below you. I'm over
46:32it. Well, that went well. Uh-oh. How bad? If a dumpster fire filled with fuzzy puppies was a tin,
46:50then that was a 14.7. Gross. I'm sorry, babe. I know it couldn't happen easy, but at least Claire
46:58stopped talking long enough for you to tell her. That feels like a small win. I guess.
47:03I don't know. It's-it's hard because I don't even know what I'm supposed to be telling her. Like,
47:07I didn't say that you were my girlfriend because you and Jake just broke up and I totally respect
47:12that. I think after last night, it's pretty safe to say you're my girlfriend, Zoe.
47:19Cool. Cool. Chelsea, I really like you and I haven't been this happy with someone in
47:27a long time. I just wish that Claire could get her head out of her butt for five seconds to be
47:33excited for me. Whatever. I don't need her. I have you. As much as I'd love to have Claire out of my
47:43life forever, you guys have way too much history to throw it away. But that dumpster fire I was
47:48talking about? Yeah, it's active. Babe, I'm serious. You guys have been friends forever and I'm sure you've
47:54taken your turns over the years being the needy one. Babe, I'm serious. You guys have been friends
47:59forever and I'm sure you've taken your turns over the years being the needy one. Yeah, well,
48:04her 90 days have expired. They're done. I'm over it. I've never known you to be the type to not say
48:11what's on your mind, but for some reason with Claire, you just bottled it up and it's like,
48:16it's like you forgot how to stand up for yourself. Well, she dominates every single conversation with
48:21me and Damon did this and me and Damon did that. So you're telling me you haven't had a single
48:26chance to tell her about us or about how you were feeling or you may be holding back because you
48:31knew how she'd respond. Maybe. Claire's the one who needs to apologize, but she's not the only one in
48:40the wrong. Why do you have to be so perfect? Bad habit. All right, let me figure this out. Okay,
48:53call me back. Bye. Hey, what's going on? Chelsea? Did I open a curse box? Was I a serial killer in a
49:03past life? What horrible karma am I due that Chelsea exists to date everyone I love? She hasn't dated
49:09me. I will literally murder. She hasn't dated me. I will literally murder. Sounds like you'll be a
49:15serial killer in this life too. Why aren't you more bothered by this? Don't you feel bad for Jake?
49:20No, do you? No. Look, she has just weaseled her way through our entire friend group and I'm sick of it.
49:27I thought you guys were becoming buds. Didn't she set you up with Miko? Oh, yeah. Another way how she's
49:33ruined our lives. Why can't she just stay in her lane? What? Nothing. I just, I hope you weren't like
49:43this with Zoe. I think it's cool. Zoe's never really had a relationship stick, has she? So maybe the fact
49:49that she's bringing this up to you could be something serious. Why'd she wait so long to tell me then?
49:55Maybe because she knew you were going to act like you did. Okay, so you think I'm the jerk.
50:01No, no. I just, I think it's, maybe it's your turn to be the best friend. Yeah, the best friend to
50:07someone who's just screamed at me. Zoe's literally never screamed at anyone. She's the chillest person
50:13I know. I'm sorry to say it, babe. You know I'm on your side, but if she's this upset. I was wrong.
50:20You're still very cute, though. And I bet you're even cuter when you apologize. Not that I've ever
50:26seen it, but I'm sure we'll get there one day. Don't hold your breath. Okay. I am going to give
50:36her the best, best friend apology she's ever had. You got this. I'm proud of you. And thanks for
50:44loving me, even though I'm a teeny tiny bit difficult. Of course. You got this.
50:56Pick up. Please pick up.
51:00Never have I ever been the biggest jerk in the history of the world. I was gonna say been so
51:06selfish to someone who's always been there for me, but yours works too. I messed up.
51:12You messed up big time. I know. I freaked. I'm just, I'm so tired of hearing Chelsea's
51:19name. But that doesn't matter because this isn't about me. Well, you're gonna be hearing
51:28it a lot more. Seriously, Claire, I've never felt this way about anybody before. I think
51:35she might be my person. If you're happy, I'm happy. Truly. Look, I love you, so you're
51:46my best friend. And I'm yours, and you are not allowed to replace me. You're my best friend.
51:52And I'm yours, and you are not allowed to replace me. You know there's an app for that. Best friend
51:59for hire? Yeah, but unfortunately, they don't seem to have anybody as good as you. I checked.
52:05I'm sorry, too. I should've told you way sooner. It's just I was afraid that you were gonna freak
52:15out, which you did. And I know Chelsea's probably the worst person for this to happen with, but
52:21if you guys just gave each other a chance, I'm sure you would get along.
52:25Wait, Chelsea doesn't like me? But if you like her, I guess she can't be all that bad.
52:39Now, spill the deets. You have dirt to catch me up on.
52:43Well, let's just say last night wasn't just your special night?
52:55Well, let's just say last night wasn't just your special night.
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