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New series She the People season 1 EP 5

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00:30Hello.
00:31Hi.
00:32The governor would like to see her.
00:35Oh, really?
00:36Yes. Can she come now?
00:44No.
00:45I'm sorry?
00:46She's busy.
00:47I have her schedule.
00:49Okay, well, she's in a meeting right now and she's got a long agenda, so no.
00:53I literally know everything she does in a day.
00:56And she's literally not going to be there. So what are we talking about right now?
00:59Are you kidding me?
01:00Does this look like the face of a woman who's kidding?
01:04It looks like the face of a woman who's constipated.
01:06And I'm sure you got that effect on all women.
01:09You're going to keep the governor waiting?
01:11Is he Jesus?
01:12This is unreal.
01:14Okay, well, you know what? She's going to have him waiting as long as he had her waiting.
01:18The governor is not going to wait long. He's very busy.
01:22And so am I.
01:23Ma'am, your paperwork is upside down.
01:25I like to work like that because I'm dyslexic on my left side.
01:29Uh-huh.
01:31Okay. I will tell him to wait.
01:34Mm-hmm. You do that.
01:35Hmm.
01:36Bye-bye.
01:37Bye-bye.
01:39I think you better go tell her.
01:41Why?
01:42Because, Shemeika, that could be important.
01:44And so is everything that she been wanting to talk to him about.
01:48Fine, I'll tell him.
01:49Made me break my damn nail.
01:50You see this?
01:54Girl, you got any nail glue?
01:56I broke a nail. The middle one is important.
01:58Oh, you got your schedule?
01:59Uh, yeah. I see the apple orchard.
02:02Oh, okay.
02:05Tell her.
02:08Tell me what.
02:10Girl, you ain't going to believe this shit.
02:11What?
02:16Shemeika, what?
02:16Hey, the governor want to see you.
02:18Oh, great. Finally.
02:19Girl, where you going?
02:21As long as he made you wait, make his ass wait.
02:23Sit down.
02:24You're right.
02:25Uh-huh.
02:25That is why your ass is single now.
02:28You give it up too quick.
02:29You better make his ass wait.
02:31All right.
02:31Mm-hmm.
02:32That's right.
02:32Yeah.
02:33Because I've been trying to see him for days.
02:34Period.
02:35And he keeps making me wait.
02:36He is an ass.
02:37So you can't just demand to see me
02:39and I just jump up and show up because he asked.
02:41Look who that nigga think he is.
02:43He's white.
02:44Well, you know.
02:44There's white niggas, black niggas,
02:45Latina niggas.
02:46That is true.
02:47You know.
02:47Um, all right.
02:49I better go.
02:51Girl, you better stay strong.
02:53I will.
02:53I'll stay strong talking to him.
02:55Mm-hmm.
02:55And give me some nail glue while you're there.
02:57Okay.
02:58Thanks.
02:58Oh, hi, Governor.
03:12Hello.
03:13So how do you like your office, huh?
03:15I love it.
03:17It's great.
03:18Good.
03:19Good.
03:20Did I say you could sit down?
03:22Oh.
03:24Oh.
03:26Oh.
03:27There we go.
03:30You can see it.
03:33Okay.
03:34Good girl.
03:37Well, I've been trying to see you.
03:40I'm sure you know how insane my schedule is.
03:43Oh, I can imagine.
03:45Yes.
03:46But I see you're getting some things done.
03:49Well, not as much as I would like, sir.
03:51Well, that'll come.
03:52That'll come.
03:53Okay.
03:54Well, that's good to know.
03:56Smoke?
03:57Oh, no.
03:58No, thank you.
03:59Well, you'll start if you hang around here long enough.
04:02Oh.
04:04Your little lung cancer never killed anybody.
04:08You okay, Governor?
04:12Damn it, Jed.
04:13Damn it.
04:14No problem, sir.
04:15Yeah.
04:15So, what do you want to talk to me about?
04:19I, well, um...
04:20Damn it, Jed.
04:21Yes, sir.
04:23I just wanted to talk to you about...
04:24Watch the hair, Jed.
04:26I just wanted to talk to you...
04:27Burn my lips, Jed.
04:28Mm-hmm.
04:33I, um...
04:35I wanted to discuss some of my assignments and my staff.
04:41I would like to make some changes and be more involved.
04:44Sweetie, I need you to be happy and excited.
04:49So, Bill, I'm hanging on your every word.
04:53So, uh, what do you need?
04:55Well, I would like to choose my own staff and not have it chosen for me.
05:01And I would also like to be involved in more of the important meetings that involve our state.
05:07We'll get you on the schedule for next week.
05:0830 seconds.
05:0830 more seconds.
05:09Yeah.
05:10You've got time already.
05:11I'm so sorry.
05:12We'll get you on the schedule next week.
05:13I'll call Shamika.
05:14Shamika?
05:15We'll get you in here next week.
05:17Come on, now, gentlemen.
05:17Let's get going, okay?
05:18That's all I need.
05:19I will get back to you on there.
05:22Yeah, I know you're meeting with the pastors today.
05:24First, second, make sure that you get that to happen for me.
05:28Oh, and by the way.
05:30Yes.
05:30I just love the pig hollering thing.
05:35Sue-wee!
05:37You enjoy the apple orchid today now, okay?
05:40The door is right that way, ma'am.
05:42There we go.
05:42I'll get Kamasha on the phone.
05:44We're going to get you in here next week.
05:45Promise.
05:46Sue-wee!
05:47That's right.
05:48Sue-wee!
05:49Dab me, Jen.
05:53Absolutely.
05:54Sue-wee!
06:02We can...
06:03Everyone.
06:04Hi!
06:06Hello!
06:06What is wrong with you, Auntie Grandma?
06:08I don't like the South.
06:10We live in the South.
06:11I'm from Atlanta, and everything South of Atlanta is the South.
06:15And when they bring you to places like this,
06:16you either wind up disappearing, or you wind up working for your freedom.
06:21Swing low.
06:22Oh, my God.
06:23Shh.
06:24Mama, please.
06:25Times have changed.
06:26These white folks are going to put your ass to work.
06:28Come on.
06:29Here you go.
06:32See what I mean?
06:33It's a groundbreaking ceremony, Mama.
06:36And it is to break your ass working.
06:37We are so happy to have the Lieutenant Governor here for the groundbreaking,
06:43should I say, ground digging.
06:46That's such a funny joke.
06:48Ladies and gentlemen, our Lieutenant Governor.
06:54I am excited to be here for our great governor, Governor Harper.
06:59Yeah!
07:00Yeah, yeah!
07:03Great.
07:05She's so great.
07:06We love him so much.
07:09No, she don't.
07:12Okay.
07:13Okay.
07:14Yep, that's great.
07:15Okay.
07:17That's enough.
07:18That's enough.
07:19Okay.
07:20So I am happy to be here for the groundbreaking ceremony
07:24of our new Apple Orchard.
07:27And I really want to thank Apple Bell's Apple.
07:30Wait, wait, wait.
07:32I thought this was Apple, the computer.
07:36No.
07:36No, it's...
07:37That's what we promised.
07:39Is this supposed to be the Apple Store?
07:41Yeah, no.
07:42This is supposed to be the Apple Orchard.
07:44We're going to make things like jam and...
07:46I didn't sell my land for them to build an orchard.
07:49Yeah, you know how much water that takes?
07:50And we already only have the one lake here.
07:53This is going to be such a great opportunity for this area.
07:58And we really believe that...
08:00But who's we?
08:01That's not us.
08:02Governor Harper and I...
08:03No, Governor Harper wouldn't do this.
08:05He wouldn't do that.
08:07Okay.
08:08Yeah, we love him.
08:09We want the governor.
08:11But...
08:12Just keep going.
08:13Keep going.
08:14I am trying.
08:16I am trying.
08:18Sorry.
08:19So why don't we just get to the digging?
08:21How about that?
08:24I don't even know what she's doing.
08:27She don't even know how to use a shovel.
08:30I do.
08:31And I got a backhoe to bury your ass.
08:33We want iPads.
08:35We want iPads.
08:37We want iPads.
08:39We did it.
08:40We didn't go for you anyway.
08:42Oh, shit.
08:42It's about to be January 6th.
08:44We better get the car.
08:45Get the car.
08:45Get the car.
08:46I think it's time we get out of here.
08:47Get my daughter.
08:48Thank you guys so much.
08:50I love y'all.
08:50Get out of here.
08:51Get out.
08:52I'm playing.
08:53We are paying for your gas.
08:54We are paying for your vehicle.
08:57Thank you so much.
08:59Jam.
09:00This isn't our jam.
09:02Mom, we got jam.
09:05We don't want that shit.
09:06Let's go.
09:09Girl, that was a setup.
09:12Did you see the way Henry was smiling at you?
09:15Girl, you need to talk to the governor.
09:16Today.
09:16No, I will when I get back.
09:19And why would he send you out there like that?
09:21Girl, you know that you can...
09:21Shamika.
09:22Shamika.
09:23I know.
09:24Okay.
09:24Well, you know I've been trying to play nice.
09:28And what does it get you?
09:30Digging a hole in the ground.
09:32And I wish to God you could dig a hole big enough to just bury him in.
09:36Mama.
09:37Damn.
09:37I wish his ass would just die.
09:39Will you stop it?
09:40I mean it.
09:41He don't care nothing about you.
09:42Yeah, no, I'm going to answer that on this one.
09:44When you old, you really shouldn't be wishing bad stuff on old people.
09:48That's bad luck.
09:49Mm.
09:50Am I about to go...
09:51Right out that window.
09:52You sure are.
09:53I'm sorry, Auntie Grandma.
09:55Anyway, you just need to fix it.
09:57You need to fix it.
09:58I will, Mom.
09:59I'm just trying to learn the lay of the land.
10:01The lay of the land is that you're out there shoveling cow shit and hollering at pigs.
10:06Fix it.
10:07Michael, can we drop her off at home first, please?
10:11Yes, ma'am.
10:12Yeah.
10:13Drop me off home, Mr. Sexy Man.
10:16Mom!
10:17Yes, ma'am.
10:26Well, that was delightful.
10:29Delightful.
10:30Yes.
10:30Um, she almost got stoned.
10:33Well, those people might be mean, but they won't bite.
10:35Trust me.
10:36Well, her mama will.
10:39Speaking of which, maybe we shouldn't be bringing her on excursions anymore.
10:43Oh, and maybe we should stop having Antoinette going on those bullshit excursions.
10:48But that's the job of the lieutenant governor.
10:51Oh, what?
10:51To do the grunt work of the governor?
10:53Oh.
10:54It's not grunt work.
10:57Really?
10:57Really?
10:58Henry, did he promise that town a computer center?
11:02Oh.
11:04Not exactly.
11:05No, he did.
11:06I just looked it up.
11:07So he knew they were going to be angry.
11:09Well, hey, you can't please everyone, am I right?
11:13Henry, what exactly is the governor doing?
11:21Well, he flew up to the northern part of the state.
11:23You saw the flooding.
11:25He's out there touring the areas.
11:27And then he's meeting with the governors of the South Alliance to discuss the pipeline that goes from Texas to Florida.
11:34Now, he really needs to get those governors behind him.
11:37And then he's having a dinner.
11:39What time is that dinner?
11:39I don't know.
11:41Find out.
11:41May I ask why?
11:42Look, if you have to question me, maybe you're in the wrong position.
11:45Okay.
11:47You know what?
11:47I'm sorry.
11:48I could tell that that shovel really got under your skin today.
11:52I'm sorry.
11:53That shovel really about to go upside your head.
11:57Okay, I'm sorry.
11:58Let me look.
12:00It's at seven.
12:01There you go.
12:02Where?
12:03Here in the dining room.
12:04Great.
12:04But you can't go.
12:06Excuse me?
12:07Because you have a meeting with the pastors at that time.
12:10Why is it that I'm always busy when the governor is available?
12:13You are doing very important work here that the governor wouldn't be able to do without you.
12:19And the meeting with the pastors is very important.
12:22It's all here in your brief.
12:24Oh.
12:24Look, that's the Lord's work.
12:27You got this.
12:29What the hell?
12:31This is one page of nothing.
12:33Three-fourths of it is the state seal.
12:35Girl, Henry don't be giving you shit.
12:37I really think they're setting me up to fail.
12:40I'm only going to be pushed so far.
12:42So what you going to do about it?
12:44Mm-hmm.
12:45Mm-hmm.
12:47What you going to do?
12:47That bad bitch going to show up?
12:49Yeah.
12:49Pump my shoulders.
12:50Mm-hmm.
12:50Because you was at the top of your class in Harvard.
12:52Yes, I was.
12:53Mm-hmm.
12:54Mm-hmm.
12:54And you from the south side.
12:55Yes, I am.
12:56Uh-huh, uh-huh.
12:57And whose name is on there?
12:58Lieutenant Governor Dr. Seuss!
13:00I'm from the three-year-old girl.
13:01You be walking around in your kitten heels, bitch.
13:03Yeah!
13:04Uh-huh.
13:04And you be doing all that shit with them inverted-ass nipples?
13:07Even when they was calling you for it,
13:09it's tentaker bitch.
13:10We was getting real hype.
13:13Too far.
13:13That was too much.
13:16Okay.
13:17I feel better.
13:18Good.
13:19Good.
13:19The lieutenant governor!
13:29Why are you talking like you're in the British Parliament?
13:32Stop it practicing.
13:33Stop it.
13:33I'm sorry.
13:34Hello, gentlemen.
13:36Hello.
13:36Hello.
13:37Hello.
13:37Hello, lieutenant governor.
13:39Nice to see you.
13:40Oh, but it is nice to see you too, reverend.
13:43I'm a bishop.
13:43Yes, reverend Bishop.
13:45It's nice to see you.
13:46No, no.
13:47I am a bishop.
13:49Yes.
13:50Uh, you add my name after Bishop.
13:53Of course.
13:54So, Bishop.
13:55Bishop.
13:57Ah!
13:58Ah, yes, Bishop.
14:00Oh, my goodness.
14:01It's so great to see you.
14:02Yes.
14:03Thank you all for just...
14:05Have it.
14:13Girl, you gotta tell him to be seated in the presence of God.
14:16But you gotta say how to be saying God.
14:18God.
14:20You may be seated in the presence of God.
14:23Hey!
14:24Glory, glory, glory.
14:26Yes.
14:27Oh, yeah.
14:32Thank you all for having me.
14:33We wanted to see the governor.
14:36Well, talking to me is just like speaking to the governor.
14:40It's all fine.
14:42It's all fine, brother.
14:43Yes.
14:44My church really got out and voted for you.
14:46Thank you so much.
14:47I really appreciate that.
14:48Amen.
14:49So, let's get down to business.
14:51I'm sure you must be very busy.
14:53Carrying the governor's water.
14:55We have a set agenda, but we'll let you go first.
15:01So.
15:03Young lady, you don't know why you're here, do you?
15:07I am here for...
15:11For...
15:12To help.
15:16Good.
15:17Then help us.
15:18That is why I'm here.
15:20So what is the plan?
15:22The plan?
15:23Because I have one.
15:24Mm-hmm.
15:25Which is to...
15:28Well...
15:29God always has a plan.
15:32Oh!
15:33Glory!
15:34Yes.
15:35In the name of the Father.
15:37Amen.
15:38So the plan is to have a plan to implement the plan so that we don't get caught off guard
15:45without a plan.
15:46And that is the plan.
15:48You sound like a politician.
15:50Mm-hmm.
15:51I'm sorry, guys.
15:53I just...
15:54I...
15:54I have to be honest.
15:56Well, that is the first time a politician has ever done that in the presence of God.
16:00Amen!
16:01Glory, glory, glory.
16:04My agenda just got a little mixed up today.
16:06So, why don't you all fill me in?
16:09Tell them.
16:11I have 47 elderly members being displaced by putting that pipeline right through our community.
16:18Mm-hmm.
16:18What?
16:19You didn't know?
16:21Of course I did.
16:23Then why do you look surprised?
16:26I just got Botox done.
16:28It's...
16:29I don't lean in.
16:31Gentlemen.
16:32In defense of the governor, there's gonna be lots of jobs.
16:35When they ever bought jobs to us, every promise is a lie.
16:39Well, wait a minute, brother.
16:40The governor is on our side.
16:42No, he's not.
16:43He just sent her here to pacify us so he can do something underhanded to take away these
16:48people's land.
16:49We ain't having it.
16:50Listen, if they move that pipeline two miles north, then none of these people would be
16:55affected.
16:56Yes, but that comes at a cost.
16:57Our tax dollars.
16:59I'm for it.
17:01Oh, oh, oh.
17:02Why you on his side?
17:03What are we missing here?
17:05You just like them.
17:12I told you he's in the bed with him.
17:15My mama live over there.
17:16Who?
17:17I'm really sorry.
17:19I'm so sorry.
17:20No, I'm sorry.
17:21I should have been more prepared.
17:23Listen, you tell the governor for me that I will get them to turn around.
17:28But what about all the people who...
17:29Don't worry about that in the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy Ghost.
17:35I will get them to change their mind.
17:38You tell the governor that for me.
17:39Will you do that for me, sister?
17:41Yes.
17:42I appreciate the yes.
17:43Oh, glory, brother.
17:45That was it.
17:50That was the last straw.
17:51Um, you said that the last time.
17:53Shameka.
17:54And you said it the time before that.
17:55Look, I am serious.
17:56I need all the information on that pipeline.
17:58I need to know every county that it's going through.
18:00Okay.
18:01I'm on it.
18:02Look, I am not walking into another ambush.
18:04I need to be thoroughly briefed on everything moving forward.
18:07As you should be.
18:08Well, that is your job, Shameka.
18:10I thought that was Henry's job.
18:11It's your job to have my back.
18:12And I got your back.
18:14I always got your back, cuz what?
18:15Apple orchards.
18:17Pig hollering.
18:19I mean, but you were really, really good at the pig hollering, Ned.
18:21Like, girl, come on.
18:22Shameka, stop.
18:22And it's all over the internet.
18:24You saw it, Mike, right?
18:25Wait, you saw it, too?
18:28Sorry, ma'am.
18:29I did.
18:30Oh, my God.
18:31It went viral.
18:32They out here doing remixes to your voice?
18:34Girl, you famous.
18:35This is not funny, Shameka.
18:37Girl, this is my shit.
18:38This is my ringtone now.
18:40Kill me.
18:41Just kill me now.
18:42Oh, my God.
18:50You good?
18:51Yeah.
18:53May I say something?
18:57Say something.
19:00Sure.
19:01I know this is hard for you.
19:03You have no idea.
19:04No, I see it.
19:06But you're doing a great job handling everything.
19:08Aw.
19:12Sure.
19:12Oh, and I wanted to give you this jam.
19:15It was left in the car.
19:16No, thank you.
19:17I don't.
19:18She gave everybody one.
19:19This is yours.
19:20I actually set it aside for you.
19:23You did?
19:24Yeah.
19:26Sure.
19:26Thank you, Michael.
19:29He gave me the jam.
19:30Girl, he's flirting with you.
19:32He's not flirting.
19:33That would be highly inappropriate.
19:35We are not doing that.
19:37But it's so sweet that he gave you the jam.
19:40It is very nice.
19:40You know what?
19:40Give me the maps.
19:41The maps.
19:42I need the maps.
19:42Girl, I got you.
19:43Damn.
19:44Where, Shamika?
19:45Girl, just, these are all the photos.
19:47See?
19:49Girl, that's not the map.
19:50Oh, my God.
19:52That's on me.
19:52Oh, my God.
19:55Please give me the maps, Shamika.
19:56Okay, I got it.
19:58It's on there.
19:59But just don't scroll too far.
20:00Hey, boo-boo.
20:02What's up?
20:03And don't be scrolling.
20:04I'm not.
20:04Just look at the map.
20:05Only the map.
20:06No scrolling.
20:07Baby, did I hear you playing that sex video?
20:09Yeah.
20:10I told you to delete that.
20:11That wasn't my best work.
20:12I'm sorry, boo.
20:13I thought you did good.
20:13You look like a C.
20:14No, you got to let me redeem myself.
20:16Okay, we're going to do something later.
20:17Is this going to be a movie?
20:18Yeah.
20:19It's close.
20:21There's four positions, though.
20:23Just for it, it's not.
20:24So what's going on?
20:24Y'all had another bad day?
20:25Oof, baby, it just keep getting worse and worse.
20:27Babe, didn't I tell you that's not a word?
20:29What?
20:29And you always saying it while we're doing sex.
20:31Like, stop.
20:31Worse, sir, is not a word.
20:32I'm sorry.
20:33What is it, then?
20:33What should I say?
20:34It's worse.
20:35Okay.
20:35Oh, my God.
20:36Oh, my God.
20:37I got it.
20:37I got it.
20:38What the fuck?
20:40Why are you dressed like a drill sergeant?
20:42Damn, you about to get ready to go to war?
20:43Yeah, kind of.
20:45Do you know that this pipeline is going straight through all the poorest neighborhoods of three
20:50states?
20:50For real?
20:51For real?
20:51Yes.
20:52And that Reverend Jones?
20:53Yeah.
20:53He stands to make a whole bunch of money from this.
20:56You see, them the ones you got to watch, them preachers.
20:58You know what?
20:59Real talk.
21:00So what you going to do?
21:01I got it.
21:03I'm talking about Michael.
21:04You're real excited.
21:05This is serious.
21:06Girl, and so are his abs.
21:07Have you seen them?
21:08Hold on, baby.
21:08You ain't never said nothing about my abs.
21:10You know, baby.
21:11You guys.
21:12I'm here for your face.
21:13Well, neck up.
21:14Stop it.
21:15Please.
21:15Can we go to bed now?
21:16It's been a long day.
21:17Mm-hmm.
21:18You don't even have a job, Basil.
21:20I will when you give me one.
21:22Good night, Basil.
21:24I can't wait to take a bath with you, baby, so you can wash this Civil War smell off me.
21:27I got you, boo.
21:28If you're not going to use it, can I have it?
21:31Give me that.
21:32Okay, damn.
21:34Oh, girl, it's a note.
21:35Oh, that must be from Senator Simms.
21:37Oh, no.
21:38I can't wait to see you every morning.
21:41My life lights up.
21:43What?
21:44You're so beautiful and so strong.
21:48I look forward to the day when the work won't get in the way.
21:52Oh, my God.
21:53P.S.
21:53I can't wait to make love to you with this jam.
21:58That will be the real jam.
22:01No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
22:02He has to go.
22:03For this?
22:04What do you mean for this?
22:06I can't have somebody driving me who feels like this about me.
22:11Oh, well, Basil can drive you then.
22:14That's it.
22:14What?
22:15That's it.
22:15I'm done.
22:16Where are you going?
22:17You don't want it?
22:19With enough?
22:20You don't want it.
22:21You don't want it.
22:22You don't want it.
22:23You don't want it.
22:24You don't want it.
22:25You don't want it.
22:26You don't want it.
22:27You don't want it.
22:28You don't want it.
22:29You don't want it.
22:30You don't want it.
22:31You don't want it.
22:32You don't want it.
22:33You don't want it.
22:34You don't want it.
22:35You don't want it.
22:36You don't want it.
22:37You don't want it.
22:38You don't want it.
22:39You don't want it.
22:40You don't want it.
22:41You don't want it.
22:42You don't want it.
22:43You don't want it.
22:44You don't want it.
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