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  • 6/17/2025
A vain actor, his best friend, and an activist end up at a mutant freak farm run by a weirdo scientist. | dG1feUprN20ta2pWbWM
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00:00I can look at a guy like Kevin Costner and see a giant peach grub.
00:20When fate brought them together, Mr. Scuggs took an average Hollywood slime ball and made something out of him.
00:28Oh, God, this was my good side.
00:35Freaked.
00:37It's about friendship.
00:38I thought I told you to shut up.
00:40Loyalty.
00:41I say we kill him.
00:43Life's big questions.
00:44How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
00:47Show business.
00:48The public does not want to see disgusting, depraved, violent filth.
00:52And I suppose Jake and the Fat Man was just a fluke.
00:55It's about state-of-the-art technology.
00:58It's about Mr. T as the bearded lady.
01:00I am woman.
01:01Now, like me.
01:02It's about Bobcat Goldthwait as a sock.
01:05It's the end of the world!
01:06The apocalypse!
01:07It'll make you laugh.
01:10It'll make you cry.
01:11And it'll make a cold sore that you thought had healed up start bugging you again.
01:16It's the kind of film Brooke Shields has always wanted to do.
01:19Oh.
01:28Introducing Larry Bud Melman as the President of the United States.
01:31What's the matter?
01:33Afraid of a little rock's stomach?
01:35In Freaked.
01:38Freaked, but ugly.
01:40But funny.
01:41Welcome to show business, morons!

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