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  • 6/17/2025
Sometimes you've got to break the rules to make something great happen. Lucy and Tom are best mates running a tiny, bro | dG1fdGZSbzQ1eEtneDQ
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00:00This is a professional production. Is this a professional theatre?
00:16Must the show go on?
00:20I wouldn't sleep there mate.
00:24People have sex on their sofa.
00:28Yep, okay. Thank you.
00:30Is that an ice cream container over a fire?
00:32Is that not allowed?
00:34What do you think?
00:36Well, your building has not passed its warrant of fitness.
00:38We can't cancel people's shows.
00:40Oh my god, I'm not even trying to be a dick about this.
00:42But this place is dodgy.
00:44It's fucking dodgy.
00:46No.
00:48We need to launch an urgent fundraising campaign.
00:52It's funny, I thought you two were a couple.
00:54No, no, no, we're not.
00:56Do you know you can just come home?
00:58Fuck, I love theatre!
01:00You know disclosure of a workplace relationship is mandatory?
01:04Is it?
01:06Don't break it!
01:08This is what happens if people don't love theatres enough.
01:12I can't save it without you.
01:14Listen Lose, it's time for me to leave.
01:18Even if we get the money?
01:22We're never gonna get the money.
01:26You alright mate?
01:28Just don't turn your back on theatre.
01:30I would do anything for the crystal ballroom.
01:32Lucy, I go to the mat for you every single time.
01:34I love the crystal ballroom and it doesn't love me back.
01:36Sometimes you gotta break the rules to make something great happen.
01:48This friendship, it's not even a friendship anymore.
01:50I don't know what this is.
01:52Nina, you're disgusting to me.
01:54You're disgusting to me!
02:02You two are my least favourite star signs.

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