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  • 6/17/2025
A FIGHT CLUB parody trailer. | dG1fdnEyVE0zYTV3VkE
Transcript
00:00I want you to hit me as hard as you can.
00:04That's stupid!
00:06Yeah, well...
00:09Let's thumb wrestle.
00:12It was on the tip of everyone's cuticle.
00:15We just gave it a name.
00:21Gentlemen, welcome to Thumb Club.
00:24The first rule of Thumb Club is,
00:26you do not talk about Thumb Club.
00:29If this is your first night at Thumb Club,
00:31you have to wrestle.
00:55One week of Thumb Club,
00:57One week of Thumb Club, and your thumb was carved out of wood.
01:02And somehow, all this had to do with a girl named Carla Sagan.
01:07If I had a phantom limb...
01:09I wanna have your abortion.
01:11I'd name it Carla.
01:13You're not into her, are you?
01:14God, no, not at all. Well, yeah, sorta.
01:27Where'd you go, psycho boy?
01:29I am Jax, raging hangnail.
01:33Is that your blood on your thumb?
01:35Some of it, yeah.
01:37We're taking Thumb Club up a notch.
01:46Since when was Thumb Club ever about arm wrestling?
01:48This has gone too far!
01:49You were looking for someone to thumb wrestle.
01:51This has gone too far!
01:52You got it.
01:53This has gone too far!
01:57Where is my mind?
01:59Where is my mind?
02:07You can thumb wrestle anyone.
02:09Who'd it be?
02:10Fincher.
02:12I thumb wrestle David Fincher.
02:16You can't smoke in here.

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