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  • 6/16/2025
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00:00Glands. I'm eating glands.
00:04Oh, hello, Louise. Ben. Mary Beth.
00:14If you'll all excuse me, I have some serious bootlicking to do.
00:21Kate? For you.
00:26Uh, listen. You know, yesterday, when I quit, would you believe I was acting?
00:35You're not that good.
00:39Well, in that case, would you believe that I'm really, really sorry?
00:46You got fired, didn't you?
00:47Worse. Murdered.
00:51Look, Annie, even if I wanted to hire you back, I couldn't. I'm fully staffed.
00:56But I'll tell you what. If one of the other waitresses quits, I'll call you.
01:04Hey, um, do you guys know any struggling actresses?
01:08Because if you do, at this very moment, they're holding auditions at the community center for the new Oliver Stone movie.
01:15Audition!
01:16I'm coming. I'm coming.
01:34Kurt.
01:34I did it, John. I did it. I took that test, and I passed.
01:41What?
01:42John, I left here last night, and I went home, and I studied till dawn.
01:46And believe it or not, some of that stuff was really interesting.
01:50Now, don't think that I wasn't nervous, because I was.
01:52When I sat down to take that test, I was a little shaky.
01:54But I actually did it.
01:56I did it. Go ahead. Ask me anything.
01:58What's the capital of Montana?
02:01Well, I know it's not Denver.
02:03Correct.
02:05I never knew you were going to take it. That's fantastic. I'm very proud of you.
02:08Yep. You're looking at a high school graduate.
02:11Is there a graduation ceremony today?
02:12No.
02:13Can I use your phone?
02:14Yeah.
02:18Taking a graduation picture?
02:19No.
02:23So where did you rent the cap and gown?
02:25I didn't. I bought it. It's mine.
02:27Yeah. Oh, is this some Mrs. Edna Bellingham?
02:33The one who used to teach at Truman High School?
02:36Oh. Hi. Yeah. Um...
02:39I used to be afraid of you, but I'm not anymore.
02:43And there's something that I've been wanting to tell you for 15 years.
02:47You're the one that's stupid.
02:50Who is this?
02:51This is a former student of yours.
02:54The name is Bond.
02:56James Bond.
02:56So, Kirk, how does it feel being a high school graduate?
03:11Oh, that. That was weeks ago. I forgot all about that.
03:14Listen, I gotta go. I gotta dig.
03:16Okay. See ya.
03:17See ya.
03:17You guys take care, okay?
03:22Okay?
03:22Welcome back.
03:34Let's see ya.
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