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00:00:28I'm not so excited...
00:00:30I'm not so excited!
00:00:42And I just want to say,
00:00:44Well done!
00:00:45I am so excited!
00:00:46I am so excited!
00:00:47Thank you!
00:00:49Good animo!
00:00:52That's my star!
00:00:53That's right!
00:00:54It's right!
00:00:55Today.
00:00:56The name is Peter.
00:00:59I don't know what's the nicest guy.
00:01:02They won't be late for no reason.
00:01:04Let me guess.
00:01:05Oh, is that hard to believe?
00:01:06Look, I tell you what.
00:01:07You go back a ways.
00:01:08You know, before I was a llama.
00:01:10And this will all make sense.
00:01:12All right, now see, that's a little too far back.
00:01:14Oh, look at me.
00:01:16That's me as a baby.
00:01:22How to move ahead.
00:01:26Oh, yeah.
00:01:42There are despots and dictators, political manipulators.
00:01:47There are bluebirds with the intellects of fleets.
00:01:50There are kings and catty tyrants who are so lacking in refinements.
00:01:56Did he dare a city swinging from a tree?
00:01:59He was born and raised to rule, no one has ever been this cool.
00:02:04In a thousand years of aristocracy, an enigma and a mystery.
00:02:11In national American history, the quintessence of perfection, that is he.
00:02:18Okay, this is the real me, not this.
00:02:21This, not this.
00:02:22Winner, loser.
00:02:24Okay, see this palace?
00:02:26Everyone in it is at my command.
00:02:28Check this out.
00:02:29Butler.
00:02:31Chef.
00:02:33Theme song guy.
00:02:34I'm a guy!
00:02:36He's the sovereign lord of the nation.
00:02:38He's the deepest cat in creation.
00:02:40He's the alpha of the omega A to Z.
00:02:45And his perfect world was dim, around his every little whim.
00:02:49Cause his perfect world begins and ends with...
00:02:52Me!
00:02:53What's his name?
00:02:54Who stole?
00:02:58That's his name!
00:03:01He's the king of the world!
00:03:03Who stole?
00:03:05In the hippo!
00:03:06What?
00:03:07Who stole?
00:03:09Yeah!
00:03:10No!
00:03:11You threw off my groove!
00:03:16I'm sorry, but you've thrown off the emperor's groove.
00:03:21Sorry!
00:03:23You were saying?
00:03:25What's his name?
00:03:26He's the king of the world!
00:03:28What's his name?
00:03:30Is he a hero of what?
00:03:32Don't you know he's the king of the world?
00:03:33Oh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah!
00:03:36Ow!
00:03:37Ha!
00:03:38Boom, Baby!
00:03:39Boom!
00:03:40Boom!
00:03:42Boom!
00:03:43Boom!
00:03:44Boom!
00:03:45Boom!
00:03:46Boom!
00:03:47Boom!
00:03:48Boom!
00:03:49Boom!
00:03:51Boom!
00:03:52Boom!
00:03:53Boom!
00:03:54Boom!
00:03:55Boom!
00:03:56Your Highness, it is time for you to choose your bride.
00:04:00Alrighty. Trot out the ladies.
00:04:03Let's take a look-see. Hate your hair. Not likely.
00:04:07Yikes. Yikes. Yikes.
00:04:09And, let me guess, you have a great personality.
00:04:13Is this really the best you could do?
00:04:15Well, yes. Well, no. I mean, perhaps.
00:04:18What is he babbling about? He's like the thing that wouldn't shut up.
00:04:22Anyway, still wondering about the llama in the opening?
00:04:25Well, let me show you the people responsible for ruining my life.
00:04:31First, there's Pacha.
00:04:34Excuse me. I'm here to see Emperor Kuzco.
00:04:37You see, I got this summon...
00:04:38Inside, up the stairs, and to the left. Just follow the signs.
00:04:43Great. Thanks a lot.
00:04:46And don't be fooled by the folksy peasant look.
00:04:50Pardon me. That's mine.
00:04:53Oh, here you go.
00:04:54You're welcome.
00:04:56Oh, hey. Are you all right?
00:04:58I hear only a...
00:04:59Very kind.
00:05:00What happened?
00:05:01Well, I... I threw off the Emperor's groove.
00:05:04What?
00:05:04His groove. The rhythm in which he lives his life.
00:05:07His pattern of behavior.
00:05:08I threw it off, and the Emperor had me thrown out the window.
00:05:12Oh, really?
00:05:14I'm supposed to see.
00:05:15No, throw off his groove!
00:05:17Oh, okay.
00:05:18Beware the groove.
00:05:19Hey, are you gonna be all right?
00:05:22Groove.
00:05:23You see what I mean?
00:05:24This guy's trouble.
00:05:26But as bad as he is, he is nothing compared to what's coming up next.
00:05:29And why have you come here today?
00:05:32Well, your highness... I mean, your grace...
00:05:35Okay, gang, check out this piece of work.
00:05:38This is Yzma, the Emperor's advisor.
00:05:42Living proof that dinosaurs once roamed the Earth.
00:05:44And let's not forget Yzma's right-hand man.
00:05:47Every decade or so, she gets a new one.
00:05:49This year's model is called Kronk.
00:05:53Yeah, I got that there, Yzma.
00:05:57Yep, that's Kronk.
00:06:00Now, lately, Yzma's gotten into this bad habit of trying to run the country behind my back.
00:06:05And I'm thinking, that's gonna stop.
00:06:07It is no concern of mine whether your family has...
00:06:10What was it again?
00:06:12Um, food.
00:06:13Ha!
00:06:14You really should have thought of that before you became peasants.
00:06:17We're through here.
00:06:18Take him away.
00:06:20Next!
00:06:21Bye.
00:06:22Okay.
00:06:26I'm nervous on those peasants, huh?
00:06:29Tell me about it.
00:06:31Hi there.
00:06:32Oh, your highness.
00:06:34Uh, you were doing it again.
00:06:39Doing?
00:06:40Oh, doing what?
00:06:42Doing my job.
00:06:43I'm the Emperor, and you're the Emperor's advisor.
00:06:46Remember that?
00:06:47Uh, but your highness, I was only dealing with meaningless peasant matters.
00:06:51Whoa.
00:06:52Look at these wrinkles.
00:06:55What is holding this woman together?
00:06:58What the?
00:06:59What long has that been there?
00:07:02Good, thank you, Yzma.
00:07:03What do you say, Kuzka?
00:07:04Whoa, no touchy.
00:07:06No touchy.
00:07:07No touch.
00:07:07Uh, excuse me, your highness.
00:07:09The village leader is here to see you.
00:07:10Oh, great.
00:07:11Send him in.
00:07:12Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:07:14Fired?
00:07:15What do you mean, fired?
00:07:17Um, how else can I say it?
00:07:19You're being let go.
00:07:20Your department's being downsized.
00:07:21You're part of an outplacement.
00:07:23We're going in a different direction.
00:07:24We're not picking up your option.
00:07:25Take your pick.
00:07:26I got more.
00:07:27But I, you, uh, uh.
00:07:31But, your highness, I have been nothing if not loyal to the empire for, for, for many, many years.
00:07:39Hey, everybody hits their stride.
00:07:42You just hit yours 50 years ago.
00:07:45So, who's in my chair?
00:07:47Oh, oh, I know.
00:07:49Yzma.
00:07:49Yzma's in your chair, right?
00:07:51Very good, Kronk.
00:07:53Here, get the snack.
00:07:56Okay, you heard the man.
00:07:58Up, up, up.
00:07:59I'm all dead.
00:08:00I'm going.
00:08:02Ah.
00:08:05Okay.
00:08:06Show him it.
00:08:10Ah, afternoon, your highness.
00:08:12I'm here because I received a summons to...
00:08:14Hey, there he is.
00:08:15My main village man.
00:08:17Um, Pacha.
00:08:18Uh, anyway, I, I got this summons.
00:08:21Pacha.
00:08:22That's right.
00:08:23You are just the man I wanted to see.
00:08:25I am?
00:08:26Word on the street is you can fix my problem.
00:08:31You can fix my problem, can't you?
00:08:33Sure, I'll do what I can.
00:08:35Good, good.
00:08:36That's just what I wanted to hear.
00:08:38Are you aware of just how important your village is to the empire?
00:08:41Well, I know we grow the crops that you use here at the palace.
00:08:45We also heard the llamas that you...
00:08:47My village?
00:08:51Oh, yeah.
00:08:52You got a pretty sweet little set up there on top of that hill, don't you?
00:08:57Yeah, my family has lived on that hilltop for the last six generations.
00:09:02Uh-huh.
00:09:03So tell me, where do you find you get the most sun?
00:09:07Oh, I'd say just on the other side of those trees.
00:09:11When the sun hits that ridge just right, these hills sing.
00:09:16Well, that settles it.
00:09:18Really?
00:09:18Yep, problem solved.
00:09:20Thanks for coming.
00:09:21That's it?
00:09:22That's all you wanted me for?
00:09:23No, I just needed an insider's opinion before I okayed this spot for my pool.
00:09:28Huh.
00:09:29Your pool?
00:09:30Booyah!
00:09:31Welcome to Kuzco-topia, my ultimate summer getaway.
00:09:35Complaint with a water slide.
00:09:37What?
00:09:38Isn't it great?
00:09:39It's my birthday gift to me.
00:09:40I'm so happy.
00:09:44Uh, uh, uh, uh, I don't understand how this could happen.
00:09:48Well, let me clear it up for you.
00:09:50At my birthday celebration tomorrow, I give the word and your town will be destroyed to make way for this.
00:10:03So, if I were you, I'd pick up some change of address forms on the way home.
00:10:06But, but, um, where will we live?
00:10:09Hmm.
00:10:10Don't know, don't care.
00:10:12How's that?
00:10:13Oh, but wait, you can't-
00:10:14When I give the word, your little town thingy will be bye-bye.
00:10:24Bye-bye!
00:10:25Oh, what?
00:10:28Boo-hoo!
00:10:29Oh, yeah, everything was going my way.
00:10:33Or, so I thought.
00:10:35He can't cackle with me that easy.
00:10:37Who does that unbreakable worm think he is?
00:10:41Does he, a little to the left, have any idea of who he's dealing with?
00:10:48How could he do this to me?
00:10:49Why, I practically raised him.
00:10:50How do you think he would have turned out better?
00:10:54Yeah, go figure.
00:10:56Well, it's better you're taking at your anger and these things instead of the real Kuzco, huh?
00:10:59That's it, Kuzco.
00:11:02That's it.
00:11:03I'll get rid of Kuzco.
00:11:06The real Kuzco?
00:11:07Of course the real Kuzco.
00:11:11Don't you see?
00:11:11It's perfect.
00:11:12With him out of the way and no heir to the throne, I'll take over and rule the Empire.
00:11:18Break it.
00:11:19So, how does that work with you being fired and all?
00:11:23The only ones who know about that are the three of us.
00:11:26Soon to be the two of us.
00:11:27And I'm one of those too, right?
00:11:29To the secret lab!
00:11:33Pull the lever, cronk.
00:11:35Wrong lever!
00:11:39Why do we even have that lever?
00:11:43Get out of my way!
00:11:46Please remain seated.
00:11:47We'll keep your arms and legs there at all times.
00:11:49Master, faster!
00:11:53These must put your hands in the air!
00:11:55Woo-hoo!
00:12:02Wow, how should I do it?
00:12:05Oh, I know.
00:12:07I'll turn him into a flea.
00:12:09The harmless little flea.
00:12:10Then, I'll put that flea in a box.
00:12:12And then I'll put that box inside another box.
00:12:14And then I'll nail that box to myself.
00:12:16And then it arrives.
00:12:17I'll smash it with a hammer!
00:12:21It's a brilliant, brilliant, brilliant heart for you!
00:12:24Genius, I say!
00:12:30Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this!
00:12:33Take it, cronk.
00:12:35Oh, feel the power.
00:12:38Oh, I can feel it.
00:12:40Our moment of triumph approaches!
00:12:44It's dinner time!
00:12:46So, is everything ready for tonight?
00:12:58Oh, yeah.
00:12:59I thought we'd start off with soup and a leg salad.
00:13:01And then see how we feel after that.
00:13:02Not the dinner.
00:13:05But you know.
00:13:06Oh, right.
00:13:07The poison.
00:13:08The poison for Cusco.
00:13:10The poison chosen specially to kill Cusco.
00:13:12Cusco's poison.
00:13:15That poison?
00:13:15Yes, that poison!
00:13:17Gotcha covered.
00:13:18Excellent.
00:13:19A few drops in his drink.
00:13:21Then I'll propose a toast.
00:13:22And he will be dead before dessert.
00:13:24Which is a real shame.
00:13:26Because it's going to be delicious.
00:13:27Boom, bam, baby!
00:13:29Let's get to the grub.
00:13:30I am one hungry king of the world.
00:13:34So, no hard feelings about being let go?
00:13:38None whatsoever.
00:13:41Crunk, get the Emperor a drink.
00:13:45Drink.
00:13:46Right.
00:14:00Your Highness.
00:14:06Is something burning?
00:14:08My spinach pus.
00:14:16So, he seems nice.
00:14:20He is.
00:14:23He's what?
00:14:24In his late 20s?
00:14:27I'm not sure.
00:14:28Saved him.
00:14:30That's great.
00:14:32Good job.
00:14:32Very good job.
00:14:33Watch it.
00:14:34They're still hot.
00:14:38Crunk.
00:14:40The Emperor needs his drink.
00:14:43Right.
00:14:44Oh, right.
00:14:53Hey, Crunkie.
00:14:54Everything okay back there?
00:14:56Well, I...
00:14:57Oh, uh...
00:14:58The drinks sort of fit on the...
00:15:02Warm side.
00:15:07Hey, did you see that sky today?
00:15:09Talk about blood.
00:15:11Yes, Crunk.
00:15:12Riveting.
00:15:14A toast to the Emperor.
00:15:17Long live Cusco.
00:15:18Don't drink the water.
00:15:21Ah, tasty.
00:15:32Finally.
00:15:33Good work, Crunk.
00:15:35Oh, they're so easy to make.
00:15:37I'll get you the recipe.
00:15:38Now, to get rid of the body.
00:15:41Okay.
00:15:42What were we saying?
00:15:43Uh, uh, we were just making a toast to your long and healthy rule.
00:15:52Right.
00:15:53So, what are you gonna do?
00:15:54I mean, you've been around here a long time, and...
00:15:56I really mean a long time.
00:15:59Um, I mean, it might be difficult for someone of your age adjusting to life in the private sector.
00:16:06Hey, Crunk.
00:16:07Can you top me off, pal?
00:16:08Be a friend?
00:16:09Now, I'm about you finding you work.
00:16:13On the head.
00:16:14That's...
00:16:14That's gonna be tough.
00:16:16More broccoli.
00:16:16Because you're...
00:16:17I don't know.
00:16:18Well, face it.
00:16:19You're no spring chicken.
00:16:21And I mean that in the best possible way.
00:16:25What?
00:16:26A llama?
00:16:27He's supposed to be dead!
00:16:29Yeah, weird.
00:16:31Let me see that vile.
00:16:36This isn't poison.
00:16:38This is extract of...
00:16:41Lama!
00:16:42Ugh!
00:16:43You know, in my defense, your poisons all look alike.
00:16:45You might think about relabeling some of them.
00:16:48Take him out of town and finish the job now!
00:16:52What about dinner?
00:16:54Crunk.
00:16:55This is kind of important.
00:16:57How about dessert?
00:16:59Well, I suppose there's time for dessert.
00:17:02And coffee.
00:17:04All right.
00:17:05A quick cup of coffee.
00:17:05Then take him out of town and finish the job!
00:17:15Guess where I am right now.
00:17:17Uh-huh.
00:17:18In the bag.
00:17:19Still think I'm not the victim here?
00:17:21Watch.
00:17:21It gets better.
00:17:22Oh, if he's doing his own theme music.
00:17:38Big, dumb, and tone deaf.
00:17:40I am so glad I was unconscious for all of this.
00:17:47Mission accomplished.
00:17:47You're not just going to let us die like that, are you?
00:18:02My shoulder angel.
00:18:04Now listen to that guy.
00:18:06He's trying to lead you down the path of righteousness.
00:18:09I'm going to lead you down the path that rocks.
00:18:12I'll come off it.
00:18:13You'll come off it.
00:18:14You.
00:18:15You.
00:18:15You.
00:18:16You, Infinity.
00:18:18Listen up, big guy.
00:18:20I got three good reasons why you should just walk away.
00:18:22Number one.
00:18:23Look at that guy.
00:18:24He's got that sissy, stringy music thing.
00:18:27We've been through this.
00:18:28It's a harp.
00:18:29And you know it.
00:18:30All right.
00:18:30That's a harp.
00:18:32And that's a dress.
00:18:33Robe.
00:18:35Reason number two.
00:18:36Look what I can do.
00:18:37Ha-ha!
00:18:38Ha!
00:18:38But what does that have to do with me?
00:18:41No, no.
00:18:41He's got a point.
00:18:43Listen, you guys.
00:18:44You're sort of confusing me, so, uh, be gone.
00:18:47Ah.
00:18:48Or, uh, you know, however I get rid of you guys.
00:18:50That'll work.
00:18:51Um, what's with the chimp and the bug?
00:19:15Can we get back to me?
00:19:16Oh, boy.
00:19:20Think, think, think.
00:19:21What to do?
00:19:22What to do?
00:19:23What do we do with the potty?
00:19:30What am I going to tell the village?
00:19:34Come on, Greg.
00:19:34Come on, Greg.
00:19:35Okay.
00:19:36What do I do?
00:19:36What do I do?
00:19:37No!
00:19:43Fat, edible, coolers!
00:19:44Oh!
00:19:44Hey, hey, you!
00:19:55Hey, Sheriff, Sheriff, stop!
00:19:56Pardon, excuse me.
00:19:57Sorry about that.
00:19:58I'm a third.
00:19:59Hey, you with the cock!
00:20:01Uh-oh.
00:20:02This is not good.
00:20:04I hope that doesn't come back to haunt me.
00:20:06Hey!
00:20:07Hey!
00:20:08Hey!
00:20:14Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
00:20:44Mom, Mom, I think I'm still growing. Measure me again.
00:21:03All right, Tivo, stand still and let's see.
00:21:06Mom, you and I both know that it's impossible for him to have grown in the last five minutes.
00:21:12Isn't it?
00:21:12Oh, look how much you've grown.
00:21:15What? Tivo, get out of the way. It's my turn again. Measure me.
00:21:19Dad's home.
00:21:24Dad, I ate a bug today.
00:21:31Oh, is Mom baking again? Don't tell her I said that.
00:21:34I heard that. Okay, everybody, move aside. A lady with a baby coming through.
00:21:39Dad, Dad, Dad, look at how big I am.
00:21:43We were all measured today.
00:21:44Oh.
00:21:45I'm going through a girl's spurt. I'm as big as you were when you were me.
00:21:49Mm-hmm. You sure are.
00:21:50That's not as impressive as my little tooth. See?
00:21:53Okay, okay, you two. Our deal was that you could stay awake until Daddy came home. Now say goodnight.
00:22:02Dad, do we have to?
00:22:04No, you two can stay up. We're just going to be sitting here telling each other how much we love each other. Right, honey?
00:22:16G'day.
00:22:17So, what did the Emperor want?
00:22:21Oh, you know what? He couldn't see me.
00:22:24He couldn't see you? Why not?
00:22:26I don't know.
00:22:26Well, that's just rude.
00:22:28Well, he is the Emperor. I'm sure he's busy.
00:22:30No, no, no, no. Emperor or no Emperor, it's called common courtesy.
00:22:34Honey?
00:22:34If that were me, I'd march right back there and demand to see him, and you know I would.
00:22:38Sweetie, sweetie, think of the baby.
00:22:40Pacha, I'm fine. This baby's not coming for a while, but even if it was, I'd give that guy a piece of my mind.
00:22:46That kind of behavior, just, just...
00:22:48I gotta go wash something.
00:23:07Pacha, you okay?
00:23:10Hmm?
00:23:11Oh, yeah. I'm just a little tired from the trip.
00:23:14Um, I'm going to go put Misty away.
00:23:30Hi.
00:23:31Excuse me.
00:23:32Two seconds here.
00:23:33Um, I'm the one in the car, remember?
00:23:35This story's about me, not him.
00:23:37Okay, you got it?
00:23:39All right, we're going to move ahead.
00:23:40Sorry to slow you down.
00:23:41What?
00:23:41I'm the one in the car.
00:23:43Heh heh heh.
00:23:53Huh?
00:23:57Whoa.
00:23:57Uh...
00:23:58Where'd you come from, little guy?
00:24:02No touchy.
00:24:03Demon Llama!
00:24:05Demon Llama! Where?
00:24:15My head!
00:24:17Okay, Demon Llama, just take it easy. I mean you no harm.
00:24:21What are you talking about?
00:24:23Oh, wait. I know you. You're that whiny peasant.
00:24:29Emperor Cuzco?
00:24:31Who do you think you were talking to?
00:24:33Uh, how did...
00:24:35Um...
00:24:37You don't...
00:24:39Look like the Emperor.
00:24:41What do you mean I don't look like the Emperor?
00:24:43Um, um, do this.
00:24:45What is this? Some kind of little game you country folk like to...
00:24:49Yeah! It can't be!
00:24:51Ah! Ah! My face!
00:24:53Good! My beautiful, beautiful face!
00:24:55Okay, okay, okay.
00:24:57Okay, well...
00:24:59Llama face!
00:25:01What happened?
00:25:03I'm trying to figure that out, okay?
00:25:09I can't remember! I can't remember anything!
00:25:11Wait a minute!
00:25:13I remember you!
00:25:15I remember telling you that I was building my pool where your house was!
00:25:19And then you got mad at me...
00:25:21Oh!
00:25:23And you turned me into a Llama!
00:25:25What? No, I did not!
00:25:27Yes! And then you kidnapped me!
00:25:29Why would I kidnap a Llama?
00:25:30I have no idea!
00:25:31You're the criminal mastermind, not me!
00:25:33What?
00:25:35You're right.
00:25:36That's giving you way too much credit.
00:25:39Okay, I have to get back to the palace.
00:25:41Yzma's got that secret lab.
00:25:44I'll just snap my fingers and order her to change me back!
00:25:47Hey, you!
00:25:48No time to waste. Let's go!
00:25:54Hey, Tiny!
00:25:55I want to get out of this body, wouldn't you?
00:25:56Now let's go!
00:26:00Build your summer house somewhere else.
00:26:03You want to run that by me again?
00:26:07I can't let you go back unless you change your mind
00:26:10and build your summer home somewhere else.
00:26:15I got a little secret for you.
00:26:16Come here. Now closer.
00:26:19I don't make deals with peasants!
00:26:22Then, I guess I can't take you back.
00:26:25Fine. I don't need you.
00:26:26I can find my own way back.
00:26:28I wouldn't recommend it.
00:26:29It's a little dangerous if you don't know the way.
00:26:31Nice try, pal!
00:26:33No, really! I'm telling you,
00:26:34there are jaguars and snakes and quicksand!
00:26:37I'm not listening!
00:26:38I'm not kidding!
00:26:39Listen, you cannot go in there!
00:26:43Still not listening!
00:26:45Fine! Fine! Go ahead!
00:26:49There's no Kuzco.
00:26:51There's no Kuzco-topia.
00:26:53Takes care of my problem.
00:26:55Huh?
00:26:59Scary jungle, right?
00:27:00Oh, a leaf!
00:27:01Oh, it might attack me!
00:27:03Oh, it's a scary tree!
00:27:05I'm afraid!
00:27:06scary jungle right oh a leaf oh it might attack me oh it's a scary tree i'm afraid
00:27:19please never find my way i'm the emperor and as such i'm born with an innate sense of direction
00:27:27okay that was the freakiest thing i've ever seen
00:27:46what do you want oh for me why i don't know what to say
00:28:01hit the road bucky
00:28:05ow
00:28:10no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no don't
00:28:35Ha!
00:28:37No!
00:28:39No!
00:28:41No!
00:28:47No!
00:28:49No!
00:28:51No!
00:28:53No!
00:28:55No!
00:28:57No!
00:28:59No!
00:29:01Pew!
00:29:03You killer he jaguar!
00:29:05He...
00:29:07Whoa!
00:29:09Whoa!
00:29:11Whoa!
00:29:13Whoa!
00:29:15Whoa!
00:29:17Whoa!
00:29:19Whoa!
00:29:21Whoa!
00:29:23Whoa!
00:29:25Whoa!
00:29:27Whoa!
00:29:29Whoa!
00:29:31Don't worry your highness, I gotcha!
00:29:33You're safe now!
00:29:35Whoa!
00:29:37Maybe I'm just new to this whole rescuing thing, but this, to me, might be considered kind of a step backwards, wouldn't you say?
00:29:45No, no, no! It's okay! This, this is all right! We can figure this out!
00:29:51I hate you.
00:29:53No!
00:29:55No!
00:29:59Help me!
00:30:01No!
00:30:03No!
00:30:04No!
00:30:05No!
00:30:06No!
00:30:07No!
00:30:08No!
00:30:09No!
00:30:10No!
00:30:11No!
00:30:12No!
00:30:13No!
00:30:14No!
00:30:15No!
00:30:16No!
00:30:17No!
00:30:18No!
00:30:19I don't know about you, but I'm getting all funned out!
00:30:22Uh-oh!
00:30:24Don't tell me, we're about to go over a huge water fountain.
00:30:27Yep.
00:30:28Sharp rocks at the bottom?
00:30:29Most likely.
00:30:30Bring it on.
00:30:32Boo-yah!
00:30:34Whoo-yah!
00:30:35Whoo-yah!
00:30:36Woo!
00:30:45dem見
00:31:00Your highness.
00:31:05Your highness, can you hear me?
00:31:07Oh, boy.
00:31:09Come on, breathe.
00:31:11Breathe.
00:31:14Oh, please.
00:31:23Oh, all right.
00:31:30For the last time, it was not a kiss.
00:31:42Whatever you call it.
00:31:44It was disgusting.
00:31:46And if you would have done what I ordered you to do in the first place,
00:31:49we all could have been spared your little kiss of life.
00:31:55But now that you're here, you will take me back to the palace.
00:31:58I'll have Yzma change me back, and then I'll start construction on Kuzco-topia.
00:32:03Oh, yeah.
00:32:04Okay, now, look, I think we got off on the wrong foot here.
00:32:08Mm-hmm.
00:32:09I just think if you really thought about it,
00:32:12you'd decide to build your home on a different hilltop.
00:32:14And why would I do that?
00:32:17Because deep down, I think you'll realize that you're forcing an entire village
00:32:22out of their homes just for you.
00:32:24And that's...
00:32:26bad.
00:32:27Well, yeah.
00:32:31Nobody's that heartless.
00:32:33Hmm.
00:32:35Now take me back.
00:32:36Wait, wait.
00:32:37How can you be this way?
00:32:39All you care about is building your summer home and filling it with stuff for you.
00:32:43Uh, yeah.
00:32:43Dory.
00:32:44Me.
00:32:45Everyone else in the kingdom gets it.
00:32:47You're the only one that doesn't seem to be with the program.
00:32:49Eh, Pacha?
00:32:51You know what?
00:32:52Someday you're going to wind up all alone.
00:32:54And you'll have no one to blame but yourself.
00:32:56Thanks for that.
00:32:57I'll log that away.
00:32:59Now, for the final time, I order you to take me back to the palace.
00:33:02Looks to me like you're stuck out here.
00:33:05Because unless you change your mind, I'm not taking you back.
00:33:07Because unless you change your mind, I'm not taking you back.
00:33:17Huh?
00:33:18What?
00:33:19I didn't do anything.
00:33:20I didn't...
00:33:21Somebody's throwing stuff.
00:33:23Are you going to build a fire or what?
00:33:24What's going on?
00:33:24He's never going to change his mind.
00:33:30How am I ever going to get out of here?
00:33:32I didn't do anything.
00:33:41How am I ever going to change for the palace?
00:33:45Have you ever gone to the palace?
00:33:52I why?
00:33:54This stuff tastes like crap.
00:34:09Really? Let me try some.
00:34:13Hey, it is crap.
00:34:15Not bad.
00:34:17Somebody needs to feed that fire.
00:34:20Dude, I did it last time.
00:34:22Oh, I'm not going to get it.
00:34:24It's not my job.
00:34:25Well, what about the new guy?
00:34:27He hasn't contributed yet.
00:34:30And, you know, he just died in my arms like that.
00:34:34You know, I don't think he ever once in his life made his own choice.
00:34:41I never knew it was like that.
00:34:44I mean, up in the palace.
00:34:47Well, I guess we just let the general make all the decisions.
00:34:50Let me ask you something.
00:34:55What made you come to the bar that night?
00:34:59I guess I was looking for a little trouble.
00:35:01Well, trouble's my middle name.
00:35:05Actually, my middle name is Marion, but I don't want you to spread that around.
00:35:09You're pretty strange.
00:35:11You do know that, don't you?
00:35:13Well, strange is not exactly the word I would use.
00:35:16I like it.
00:35:18You're not like anyone else.
00:35:21Actually, now that you mention it, there is a certain strangeness to me.
00:35:25I mean, it's a kind of bizarre quality.
00:35:28Some have said freak.
00:35:29But it's, you know, complimentary.
00:35:36Hey, new guy.
00:35:38We need more wood.
00:35:42I'll be right back.
00:35:44Just hold that thought.
00:35:45Whatever it is you were thinking.
00:35:49Hey, you ever wonder why they call you guys pests?
00:35:51What if, like, we're just these tiny little things, and we're just, like, part of this whole other huge universe that's, like, so big we don't even know it exists?
00:36:04Man, that is so deep.
00:36:09Perfect.
00:36:10Nothing like a little manual labor on the most romantic night of my life.
00:36:19Hey, I was in the neighborhood, and I thought I'd drop in.
00:36:25This is, uh, very bohemian.
00:36:29Uh, hey.
00:36:47Thanks.
00:36:48Oh.
00:36:50No problem.
00:36:53Feels like wool.
00:36:55Yeah.
00:36:56Alpaca?
00:36:57Oh, yeah, it is.
00:36:59Oh, yeah, I thought so.
00:37:01It's nice.
00:37:03My wife made it.
00:37:05Oh, she knits?
00:37:06Crochets.
00:37:08Crochets, nice.
00:37:10Thanks.
00:37:17So.
00:37:19So, I was thinking that when I got back to the city, we'd, uh, I mean, there's lots of hilltops, and maybe I might, you know,
00:37:28I, I, I, I, I, I, I might.
00:37:30Are you saying you've changed your mind?
00:37:34Oh, well, I, I, I don't know.
00:37:36Because you know that means you're doing something nice for someone else.
00:37:41No, I know that, I know.
00:37:42And you're all right with that?
00:37:44Yes.
00:37:45Yes.
00:37:52What?
00:37:56Don't shake.
00:37:57Unless you mean it.
00:37:58All right.
00:38:09Let's get you back to the palace.
00:38:12Oh, by the way, thanks.
00:38:14No, thank you.
00:38:31Okay, once we cross this bridge, it's only an hour to the palace.
00:38:34Good, because believe it or not, I think I need a bath.
00:38:37I believe it.
00:38:38What was that?
00:38:38Nothing.
00:38:39Oh, Kuzco.
00:38:45Kuzco.
00:38:47Yeah?
00:38:47Quick, help me up.
00:38:50No, I don't think I will.
00:38:52You're going to leave me here?
00:38:53Well, I was going to have you in prison for life, but I kind of like this better.
00:38:57I thought you were a changed man.
00:38:59Oh, come on, I had to say something to get you to take me back to the city.
00:39:02So all of it was a lie?
00:39:04Well, yeah.
00:39:05No, wait.
00:39:06Oh, yeah.
00:39:09Yeah, it all was a lie.
00:39:11Toodles.
00:39:12We shook hands on it!
00:39:18You know, the funny thing about shaking hands is, you need hands.
00:39:23Okay.
00:39:24Bye-bye.
00:39:27Are you okay?
00:39:28Are you all right?
00:39:29Yeah.
00:39:30Yeah, I think I'm all right.
00:39:31Good.
00:39:33That's for going back on your promise.
00:39:35Yeah.
00:39:37That's for kidnapping me and taking me to your village.
00:39:40Which I'm still going to destroy, by the way.
00:39:43Don't touch me.
00:39:45Why have I never spent life for a selfish brat like you?
00:39:48I was always taught that there was some good in everyone, but, oh, you proved me wrong.
00:39:51Oh, boo-hoo.
00:39:52Now I feel really bad.
00:39:54Bad llama.
00:39:54I could have let you die out there in that jungle, and then all my problems would be over.
00:39:58Well, that makes you ugly and stupid.
00:40:01Let's end this.
00:40:02Ladies first.
00:40:03What are you gonna do?
00:40:30What are we gonna do?
00:40:34We're gonna die.
00:40:35We're gonna die.
00:40:36That's it for me.
00:40:38No, we're not.
00:40:40Calm down.
00:40:40I have an idea.
00:40:42Give me your arm.
00:40:44Okay.
00:40:45Now the other one.
00:40:46When I say go, push against my back, and we'll walk up the hill.
00:40:53Ready?
00:40:54Go.
00:40:55Ow!
00:40:56You did that on purpose.
00:40:58Ah!
00:40:58No, I didn't.
00:41:00Now we're gonna have to work together to get out of this, so follow my lead.
00:41:04Ready?
00:41:05Right foot.
00:41:06Who's right?
00:41:06Your right or mine?
00:41:08I don't care.
00:41:09Mine.
00:41:09Well, why yours?
00:41:10Okay, you're right.
00:41:11Ready?
00:41:12Okay, got it.
00:41:12Okay.
00:41:13Right.
00:41:14Left.
00:41:15Right.
00:41:17Look, we're moving.
00:41:20Don't move down.
00:41:22Now stay with me.
00:41:23Stay with me.
00:41:24Right.
00:41:25Left.
00:41:25Right.
00:41:26Left.
00:41:27Right.
00:41:28Left.
00:41:29Right.
00:41:31Now, what?
00:41:33Genius.
00:41:34Working on it.
00:41:35Okay, here's the deal.
00:41:38Stretch out your neck, and I'll grab the rope.
00:41:41How do I know you won't let me fall after you grab the rope?
00:41:44You're just gonna have to trust me.
00:41:49You know, it's a good thing you're not a big, fat guy, or this would be really difficult.
00:41:57Almost done.
00:42:01It's stuck.
00:42:02Take your time.
00:42:03No hurry here.
00:42:05Stop.
00:42:07You're big.
00:42:08Stop.
00:42:09Stop.
00:42:11Oh no.
00:42:16No.
00:42:24No.
00:42:28No.
00:42:29Look out!
00:42:47Woo, yeah!
00:42:49Oh, look at me and my bad self.
00:42:51I snatched you right out of the air.
00:42:53Oh, I'm a crumbly canyon wall, and I'm taking you with me.
00:42:57Well, not today, pal.
00:42:58Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh.
00:43:02You just saved my life.
00:43:04Huh?
00:43:07So?
00:43:07I knew it.
00:43:08Knew what?
00:43:09That there is some good in you, after all.
00:43:10I know.
00:43:11I knew it.
00:43:11Wrong.
00:43:12Yes, there is.
00:43:13Nuh-uh.
00:43:13I think there is.
00:43:14Nuh-uh.
00:43:14Hey, you could have let me fall.
00:43:16Come on, what's the big deal?
00:43:17Nobody's that heartless.
00:43:19Huh.
00:43:21Yeah, don't read too much into it.
00:43:22It was a one-time thing.
00:43:24Right, sure.
00:43:26Well, better get going.
00:43:28With that bridge out, it's a four-day walk to the palace.
00:43:32What?
00:43:33You mean you're still taking me back?
00:43:35I shook on it, didn't I?
00:43:36Well, yeah.
00:43:37But I hope you realize that doesn't change a thing.
00:43:40I'm still building Kuzco-topia when I get back.
00:43:43Well, four days is a long time.
00:43:44Who knows?
00:43:45Maybe you'll change your mind.
00:43:46Uh-huh.
00:43:48Four days.
00:43:48What are the chances of you carrying me?
00:43:51Not good.
00:43:55Clap your hands with us!
00:43:58Clap, clap, clap!
00:43:59Clap, clap, clap!
00:44:02Clap, clap, clap!
00:44:03Clap, clap, clap!
00:44:05Wait!
00:44:06Let's cheer for the giant tortoise!
00:44:09Say giant tortoise!
00:44:11Go, Diego, go!
00:44:18Vamos, Laura, vamos!
00:44:20I'll escape, and we want to rescue my friends.
00:44:24I'll escape, and we want to rescue my friends.
00:44:28Go, Diego, go, Diego, vamos, Laura, vamos, Diego!
00:44:32Go, Diego, go, Diego, vamos, Laura, vamos, Diego, vamos!
00:44:39Whoa!
00:44:40Look at all the fog!
00:44:42Diego, the lost island should be nearby.
00:44:46But I can't see it with all this fog.
00:44:49Me neither.
00:44:50We've got to blow the fog out of the way to find the island.
00:44:55Help us blow away the fog.
00:44:58Put your hands around your mouth, and...
00:45:01Blow!
00:45:02Blow!
00:45:03Blow!
00:45:05Blow!
00:45:06Now do you see the island?
00:45:13Ooh!
00:45:14There's the lost island!
00:45:17I see it!
00:45:18I see it!
00:45:19Look, Diego, there are rocks under the water!
00:45:22The ship can't get too close to the island!
00:45:26Or it'll get stuck in the rocks!
00:45:28Hey, we can ride the waves into shore!
00:45:33If we had something to float on...
00:45:36Diego, Diego!
00:45:38Giant tortoises are really big and heavy,
00:45:42but we can float in the water!
00:45:44Cool!
00:45:45We can ride Louie like a boogie board,
00:45:47and ride the wave into shore!
00:45:49Now when you see a wave,
00:46:02yell,
00:46:03WAVE!
00:46:06WAVE!
00:46:11Now say,
00:46:13WAVE!
00:46:13WAVE!
00:46:14WAVE!
00:46:14WAVE!
00:46:15WAVE!
00:46:15WAVE!
00:46:16WAVE!
00:46:16WAVE!
00:46:17WAVE!
00:46:18WAVE!
00:46:19WAVE!
00:46:20WAVE!
00:46:21WAVE!
00:46:22You're really good at floating, Louie!
00:46:24Well, blood sugar, huh?
00:46:25Gracias, Diego!
00:46:26Yeah, it's a curse!
00:46:27Well, as soon as we get something to eat,
00:46:29you're walking the rest of the way.
00:46:31Welcome to Mudka's Meat Hut,
00:46:33home of the mug...
00:46:34...of meat.
00:46:35What'll it be?
00:46:36We'll have two specials.
00:46:38Is that all right, dear?
00:46:39Oh, whatever you say, pumpkin,
00:46:40you know what I like.
00:46:41We're on our honeymoon.
00:46:42Bless you for coming out in public.
00:46:43So that's two specials.
00:46:44You know what I like?
00:46:45We're on our honeymoon.
00:46:46And an onion log.
00:46:47To split.
00:46:48Ordering!
00:46:49I need two heartburns and a deep-fried doorstop.
00:46:51Oh!
00:46:52Okay, so I'll admit this was a good idea.
00:46:53I'll have two specials.
00:46:54We'll have two specials.
00:46:55Is that all right, dear?
00:46:56Oh, whatever you say, pumpkin,
00:46:57you know what I like.
00:46:58We're on our honeymoon.
00:47:01Bless you for coming out in public.
00:47:04So that's two specials.
00:47:06And an onion log.
00:47:08To split.
00:47:11Ordering!
00:47:12I need two heartburns and a deep-fried doorstop.
00:47:15Oh!
00:47:16Okay, so I'll admit this was a good idea.
00:47:20When will you learn that all my ideas are good ones?
00:47:23Well, that's funny.
00:47:24Because I thought that you going into the jungle by yourself,
00:47:27being chased by jaguars,
00:47:29lying to me to take you back to the palace,
00:47:31we're all really bad ideas.
00:47:32Oh, yeah.
00:47:33Anything sounds bad when you stay with that attitude.
00:47:35Hot and crispy pill bug for the happy couple.
00:47:39Mazel tov.
00:47:41Shh!
00:47:42Oh, boy.
00:47:46Oh, boy.
00:47:55No, here.
00:47:56Let me get that for you.
00:47:57Bag!
00:48:01Where are you going?
00:48:02I'm just gonna slip into the kitchen and have a word with the chef.
00:48:04You're gonna get us thrown out.
00:48:06Please.
00:48:07With this disguise, I'm invisible.
00:48:16We've been walking around in circles for who knows how long.
00:48:19That is the last time we take directions from a squirrel.
00:48:22Boom.
00:48:23I should have done away with Kuzco myself when I had the chance.
00:48:29Oh, you really gotta stop beating yourself up about that.
00:48:34Uh-oh.
00:48:35I'll get you another one there, Yzma.
00:48:36Yo.
00:48:38You, uh, using that fork, pal.
00:48:40Hey, don't I know you?
00:48:41Uh, I don't think so.
00:48:42I don't think so.
00:48:43Wrestled you in high school.
00:48:44I don't remember that.
00:48:45No.
00:48:46Metal chef.
00:48:47Oh, no.
00:48:48Oh, I got it.
00:48:49Miss Narca's interpretive dance.
00:48:50Two semesters.
00:48:51I was usually in the back because of my weak ankles.
00:48:52Come on, pal.
00:48:53You gotta help me out here.
00:48:54Uh, no.
00:48:55Look, I don't think we've ever met, but, uh, look.
00:48:56I gotta go.
00:48:57Don't worry.
00:48:58I don't think of it.
00:48:59Look, all I know is the food looked iffy.
00:49:00All right?
00:49:01And I'm not the only one who thinks that, I'm sure.
00:49:03So I'm just checking to make sure you're gonna take the main course up a notch.
00:49:07Is there anything on this menu that is not swimming in gravy?
00:49:10Hang on.
00:49:11I'll go ask the chef.
00:49:12It's a simple question.
00:49:13Is there or is there not anything edible on this menu?
00:49:20Hey, I didn't ask him about dessert yet.
00:49:22Hey, pal.
00:49:23What's your policy on making special orders?
00:49:25All right, buster.
00:49:26That's it.
00:49:27You want a special order?
00:49:28Then you make it.
00:49:29I quit.
00:49:30You know, I try and I try.
00:49:32There's just no respect for anyone with vision.
00:49:34That's it.
00:49:35There's just nothing I can do about it.
00:49:36Oh, wait a second.
00:49:37Please don't go.
00:49:38Four combos.
00:49:39Extra bacon on the side.
00:49:40Two chili cheese samplers.
00:49:41A basket of liver and onion rings.
00:49:43A catch of the day.
00:49:44And a steak cut in the shape of a trout.
00:49:47You got all that, honey?
00:49:48Renewaker's wearing pants.
00:49:49Plate of hot air.
00:49:50Basket of grandma's breakfast.
00:49:51And change the bowl to a gill.
00:49:52Got it.
00:49:53What's going on?
00:49:54There's no time to explain.
00:49:55We gotta get out of here.
00:49:57What is he doing in there?
00:50:03Come on.
00:50:04In a minute, I'm still hungry.
00:50:05No.
00:50:06Who's cold?
00:50:07Okay, I'll make it simple for you.
00:50:08I'll have a spinach omelette with wheat toast.
00:50:10You got it?
00:50:11Can do.
00:50:12What's taking so long?
00:50:14Pick up.
00:50:15Crunk.
00:50:16What are you doing?
00:50:17I'm kinda busy here.
00:50:18Why am I not surprised?
00:50:19The order's up.
00:50:20Oh.
00:50:21Oh, well.
00:50:22While you're at it, make me the special.
00:50:24And hold the gravy.
00:50:26Check.
00:50:27Pick up.
00:50:28On second thought, make my omelette a meat pie.
00:50:30Meat pie.
00:50:31Crunk.
00:50:33Can I order the potatoes as a side dish?
00:50:35I'll have to charge you full price.
00:50:37Hey, how about a side of the potatoes, my buddy?
00:50:39You got it.
00:50:40You want cheese on those potatoes?
00:50:41Thank you, Crunk.
00:50:42Cheddar will be fine.
00:50:43Cheddar spuds, coming up.
00:50:44Spuds yes, cheese no.
00:50:45Hold the cheese.
00:50:46No, I want the cheese.
00:50:47Cheese it in.
00:50:48Cheese me no like each.
00:50:49Cheese up.
00:50:50Cheese in.
00:50:51Beef top, make my potatoes a salad.
00:51:01Chris grunt.
00:51:09Excuse me.
00:51:10You see on the corner's mall right in here?
00:51:12The 코�Ca.
00:51:13No problem, hon.
00:51:14We do that all the time.
00:51:15One, two, three, four!
00:51:22Happy, happy birthday, I'm all about to see you.
00:51:24We wish it was our birthday, so we could buy a new.
00:51:27Happy, happy birthday, now we're going to be some food.
00:51:29We wish it was our birthday, we could buy a new one.
00:51:31It's your birthday!
00:51:34What are you doing?
00:51:36Look, there's two people in there looking for you.
00:51:38What?
00:51:38A big guy and a skinny old woman.
00:51:40Wait, was this woman scary beyond all reason?
00:51:42Oh, yeah.
00:51:43That's his moon kronk!
00:51:44I'm saved!
00:51:45Teach me, they're not here to save you.
00:51:47They'll take me back to the palace.
00:51:48Thanks for your help, you've been great.
00:51:50I can take it from here.
00:51:51No, no, you don't understand, they're trying to kill you.
00:51:54Kill me?
00:51:54Their whole world revolves around me.
00:51:56No, I can't let you.
00:51:57What?
00:51:58What?
00:51:59Oh, oh, I get it.
00:52:01What?
00:52:02You don't want to take me back to the palace.
00:52:03You want to keep me stranded out here forever.
00:52:06No!
00:52:06This has all been an act and I almost fell for it.
00:52:09Will you just listen to...
00:52:10No, no, you listen to me.
00:52:11All you care about is your stupid hilltop.
00:52:14What?
00:52:14You don't care about me now, just get out of here.
00:52:17Go!
00:52:17But...
00:52:18But...
00:52:18Go on, get out of here!
00:52:20Fine!
00:52:21Oh, this entire mess is all your fault.
00:52:25What'd I do?
00:52:26If you hadn't mixed up those poisons, Cusco would be dead now.
00:52:30There'd be no more diversions until we track that llama down and kill him.
00:52:35Said I was sorry.
00:52:36Can't just let it go.
00:52:37Not even on your birthday.
00:52:38Cusco must be eliminated.
00:52:41The Empire will finally be rid of their useless luck.
00:52:45Well, you got a point.
00:52:46No one really seems to care that he's gone, do they?
00:52:48Pacha!
00:52:57Pacha!
00:52:57Pacha!
00:52:58Pacha!
00:52:58Pacha!
00:52:58Pacha!
00:53:01I love you.
00:53:31I love you.
00:54:01I love you.
00:54:31I love you.
00:54:33Run away!
00:54:38He's the peasant who I saw leaving the city who disappeared into the crowd with Kuzco in the back of his cart.
00:54:47He must have taken him back to his village, so if we find the village, we find him, and if we find him, we find Kuzco.
00:54:54Oh, yeah.
00:54:55It's all coming together.
00:54:58He's mine!
00:54:58What?
00:55:00This hat better be good!
00:55:03What?
00:55:03What?
00:55:04What?
00:55:05What?
00:55:06What?
00:55:07What?
00:55:08Oh, my God.
00:55:38Oh, my God.
00:56:09So where we were standing on the cliff, and the ground started to run away.
00:56:14It just started to go crampy before it fell.
00:56:17Do you believe that?
00:56:19You don't call me crazy for following this guy all the way out here,
00:56:22but as much as he tries to deny it, I know there's some good in him.
00:56:27Besides, I couldn't just leave him out here all alone.
00:56:30He's a lousy llama.
00:56:31I mean, a really lousy llama.
00:56:35Hey, listen, Vacha.
00:56:49You know, what I said to you back at the diner, that, that, I, I, I didn't really...
00:56:54So, you tired of being a llama?
00:57:00Yes!
00:57:03Okay, we're just gonna stop at the house and get some supplies.
00:57:06And we'll be on our way, right?
00:57:07Right.
00:57:07Hey there, Vacha.
00:57:09Hey, you know, you just missed your relatives.
00:57:11My relatives?
00:57:12Yeah, we just sent them up to your house.
00:57:14What did they look like?
00:57:15Well, you see, there was this big guy and this older woman who was, uh, well, how would you describe her?
00:57:21Hey, scary beyond all reason.
00:57:22Yeah, that's it.
00:57:23So, remind me again how you're related to Vacha.
00:57:27Why, I'm his third cousin's brother's wife, step-niece's great aunt.
00:57:33Uh-huh.
00:57:33Twice removed.
00:57:36Uh-huh.
00:57:37Isn't that right, Kronk?
00:57:3999 monkeys jumping on the bed.
00:57:41One fell off and bumped his head.
00:57:44You know, I am so sorry that you had to come all this way, but...
00:57:48Uh-huh.
00:57:48As I said to you before, you may recall, Vacha is not here.
00:57:52I'll be sure and tell him you came by.
00:57:55Oh, would you please?
00:57:56That would be just great.
00:57:59Oops.
00:58:00Silly me.
00:58:01No, no.
00:58:03Allow me.
00:58:08She's hiding something when I give the word.
00:58:10We search the house.
00:58:11Okay, but I still have 94 monkeys to go.
00:58:15So, while we're waiting for Vacha...
00:58:18Vacha.
00:58:19Yeah, uh, yes.
00:58:20Um, perhaps we can have a tour of your lovely home.
00:58:24You know, why don't you just come back when Vacha gets home?
00:58:27I'm sure he'd love to show you the...
00:58:29Whoa!
00:58:31Excuse me, won't you?
00:58:32I think I left something in the oven.
00:58:35This is my variation of double dutch on the signal.
00:58:38We switch places.
00:58:39Oh, it's tight.
00:58:40Okay.
00:58:41So, we have to get back to the palace, find the lab, and change her back.
00:58:47Hi there.
00:58:48Oh, that was him.
00:58:50Whoops.
00:58:52You know what?
00:58:54I don't believe you're really my great aunt.
00:58:56You're more like my great, great, great...
00:58:59Go.
00:58:59I'll stall them long enough for you two to get a head start.
00:59:01Thanks, honey.
00:59:03You have a lovely wife.
00:59:04They're both very pretty.
00:59:06Great, great, great, great, great...
00:59:09All right.
00:59:10Are you through?
00:59:12Great, great aunt.
00:59:13So, where were we?
00:59:14Listen, sister, we are not leaving a...
00:59:15I show you the house.
00:59:17Of course.
00:59:18Hey, was it a good idea to leave your family with those two?
00:59:21Oh, don't worry.
00:59:22They can handle themselves.
00:59:23What do you mean the door is stuck?
00:59:25Try jiggling the handle.
00:59:27There is no handle in here.
00:59:29There's not?
00:59:30Are you sure?
00:59:31All right.
00:59:32I've had enough of this.
00:59:34Tell us where the talking llama is, and we'll burn your house to the ground.
00:59:37Ah, don't you mean or?
00:59:39Tell us where the talking llama is, or we'll burn your house to the ground.
00:59:43Well, which is it?
00:59:44That seems like a pretty crucial conjunction.
00:59:47That's it, crack.
00:59:48Break the door down.
00:59:50Break it down?
00:59:50What are you kidding me?
00:59:51This is hand-carved mahogany.
00:59:53I don't care, you fool.
00:59:54Get out of my way.
00:59:55I'll break it down myself.
00:59:57Oh, one.
00:59:58Okay, kids?
00:59:59You know what to do.
01:00:00Right, Mom?
01:00:02Ready?
01:00:14Okay, children.
01:00:16On your mark, get set, go.
01:00:19Ow, ow.
01:00:21I'll beat you, little rats.
01:00:23Huh?
01:00:25Ow.
01:00:26Oh, there they go, Crump.
01:00:28Excuse me, they're getting away.
01:00:32Well, I had a great time.
01:00:33Let's not wait until the next family reunion to get together.
01:00:36Let's cry.
01:00:38I, uh, I gotta run.
01:00:40I, uh, I gotta go.
01:00:50Howdy, hell.
01:00:50natürlich.
01:00:51I quit.
01:00:52I gotta go.
01:00:52I gotta go.
01:00:52I gotta go.
01:00:54I gotta go.
01:00:54Leave, I gotta go.
01:00:55Hit, don't go.
01:00:56Oh, there you go.
01:00:57Go, Spo!
01:00:57First, I need a good job.
01:00:57Everybody's gotta go.
01:00:58Go, Spo!
01:00:59Follow,
01:01:07win.
01:01:38Okay, why does she even have that lever?
01:01:54Please remain seated.
01:01:55Leave your arms and legs at all times.
01:02:01What does it look like?
01:02:06I don't know.
01:02:07Just keep looking.
01:02:08Over here.
01:02:09It has to be one of these.
01:02:11Lions, tigers, bears.
01:02:13Oh, my.
01:02:15Looking for this?
01:02:19No.
01:02:20It can't be.
01:02:21How did you get back here before us?
01:02:23Uh, how did we, Kronk?
01:02:27Well, you got me.
01:02:28By all accounts, it doesn't make sense.
01:02:30Oh, well.
01:02:31Back to business.
01:02:33Okay, I admit it.
01:02:34Maybe I wasn't as nice as I should have been.
01:02:36But, Yzma, do you really want to kill me?
01:02:39Just think of it as you're being let go.
01:02:42That your life's going in a different direction.
01:02:44That your body's part of a permanent outplacement.
01:02:47Hey, that's kind of like what he said to you when you got fired.
01:02:51I know.
01:02:52It's called a cruel irony.
01:02:54Like my dependence on you.
01:02:56I can't believe this is happening.
01:02:58Then I bet you weren't expecting this.
01:03:00No.
01:03:01Oh, no.
01:03:01Oh, okay.
01:03:06Finish them all.
01:03:09Hey, you're not backing down now, are you, big guy?
01:03:13Uh, where's the other guy?
01:03:16Yo!
01:03:18I'm sorry, I'm late.
01:03:19What did I miss?
01:03:20Well, Yzma just tossed me this knife and asked me to, you know, take them out.
01:03:24And then this guy popped up and then we waited for you.
01:03:27And quite honestly, I didn't work for you.
01:03:29Why did I think you could do this?
01:03:31There's one simple thing.
01:03:33It's like I'm talking to a monkey.
01:03:34Whoa, now.
01:03:35A really, really big, stupid monkey named Crack.
01:03:38Ouch.
01:03:39And do you want to know something else?
01:03:41I've never liked your spinach puffs.
01:03:44Never.
01:03:47That's it.
01:03:48She's going down.
01:03:49Now, now, remember, guys.
01:03:51From above, the wicked shall receive their just reward.
01:03:57That'll work.
01:04:01Strange.
01:04:07That usually works.
01:04:08And so does this.
01:04:09Ah, should have seen that coming.
01:04:11Whoa!
01:04:13Give me that fight!
01:04:16Oops.
01:04:26Clumsy me.
01:04:29Which one?
01:04:30Which one?
01:04:33Better hurry.
01:04:35I'm expecting company.
01:04:40Kill them.
01:04:40They murdered the Emperor.
01:04:44No way, I'm the Emperor.
01:04:45It's me, Gusto.
01:04:47They're not listening to me.
01:04:48Just take them all.
01:04:57Get them!
01:04:59Hey, I've been turned into a cow.
01:05:01Can I go home?
01:05:02You're excused.
01:05:03Anyone else?
01:05:05No.
01:05:05We're good.
01:05:06Get them!
01:05:07We've got to change your back.
01:05:09Try this one.
01:05:13Uh, Pacha?
01:05:14A little help?
01:05:17Pumon, come on!
01:05:18Oh, please be something with wings.
01:05:31Yeah!
01:05:32We're flying!
01:05:34Uh-oh.
01:05:40We're not getting anywhere with you picking the vials.
01:05:43I'm picking the next one.
01:05:44Fine by me.
01:05:44Give me that one.
01:05:45Don't you say a word.
01:05:55Quick!
01:05:55We're in the canal!
01:05:58Open up!
01:06:02Yeah, I'm a llama again!
01:06:05Wait.
01:06:05There they go.
01:06:16After them!
01:06:17Come on, man!
01:06:18Nobody lives forever!
01:06:19Yeah!
01:06:19Yeah!
01:06:19Okay, only two left.
01:06:40It's got to be one of these.
01:06:46No!
01:06:46I'll take that.
01:07:00This is the one.
01:07:01This will change it back to a human.
01:07:03Take it off!
01:07:05No!
01:07:06Yeah!
01:07:06Whoa!
01:07:07Yeah!
01:07:07Whoa!
01:07:08Drink the potion!
01:07:19Okay, okay.
01:07:20Where did it go?
01:07:21Where is it?
01:07:22Looking for this.
01:07:25Is that my voice?
01:07:26Is that my voice?
01:07:29Oh, well.
01:07:30No, no!
01:07:30Don't drop it!
01:07:31I'm not going to drop it, you fool.
01:07:34I'm going to drink it.
01:07:36And once I turn back into my beautiful self, I'm going to kill you!
01:07:41Yeah!
01:07:41Yeah!
01:07:42Whoa!
01:07:43Whoa!
01:07:47What is it?
01:07:53Yeah!
01:07:54Yeah!
01:07:55Whoa!
01:07:56No!
01:07:58Kuzco!
01:08:00Be right there! Give me a minute!
01:08:02Kuzco!
01:08:04Kuzco!
01:08:06Kuzco!
01:08:08Kuzco!
01:08:10Kuzco!
01:08:12Kuzco!
01:08:14Kuzco!
01:08:16Kuzco!
01:08:18Kuzco!
01:08:20Kuzco!
01:08:22Kuzco!
01:08:24Kuzco!
01:08:26Kuzco!
01:08:30Kuzco!
01:08:32grand mario!
01:08:40For the last time we did not order a giant trampling.
01:08:44You know, pal, you could have told me that before he set it up.
01:08:48LaVile!
01:09:05You think of what I'm thinking?
01:09:18What are the odds that trapdoor laid me out here?
01:09:37Here, let me get this for you.
01:09:47Well, see ya on the other side.
01:09:59Oh, now you, you, you stop being so hard on yourself. All is forgiven.
01:10:04You're sure?
01:10:05Oh, it's not the first time I was tossed out a window, and it won't be the last.
01:10:09What can I say? I'm a rebel.
01:10:11Oh, Tiger. Oh, hey, I gotta use that arm later.
01:10:15Okay, buddy, take care.
01:10:17He's a sweet guy.
01:10:19So, you lied to me.
01:10:31I did?
01:10:33Yeah.
01:10:34You said when the sun hits this ridge just right, these hills sink.
01:10:38Well, pal, I was dragged all over those hills, and I did not hear any singing.
01:10:43So, I'll be building my summer home on a more magical hill. Thank you.
01:10:55Huh. Couldn't pull the wool over your eyes, huh?
01:10:58No, no, I'm sharp. I'm on it.
01:11:00Looks like you and your family are stuck on the tuneless hilltop forever, pal.
01:11:04You know, I'm pretty sure I heard some singing on the hill next to us.
01:11:18In case you're interested.
01:11:20That's all, I'm pretty sure I am.
01:11:24Ha! Boom, baby!
01:11:26Ha! Boom, baby!
01:11:29You'd be the coolest deer in the nation,
01:11:34All that you must captain creation.
01:11:36But if you ain't got friends and nothing's worth a fuss,
01:11:39A perfect world will come to be, when everybody here can see, that a perfect world begins and ends, a perfect world begins and ends, a perfect world begins and ends with us!
01:11:55My acorn is missing.
01:11:56Squeak squeakin', squeak squeakity.
01:11:58Did you eat the acorn?
01:12:00Squeaker squeak squeak squeakin'.
01:12:02You owe me a new acorn.
01:12:04Squeak squeak squeak, squeak squeakers.
01:12:09Squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak sque
01:12:39Your life knew, before the world had changed
01:12:45Another thing I hailed was true
01:12:52But you were kind to me, and you reminded me
01:12:58That the world is not my playground
01:13:04There are other things that matter
01:13:10But it simply is protecting
01:13:16My illusions all would shatter
01:13:21But you stayed in my corner
01:13:28The only world I knew was upside down
01:13:33And I'm a world I knew
01:13:38And we are carried away
01:13:40You see the patterns in the big sky
01:13:46Those constellations look like you and I
01:13:52Just like the panels in the big sky
01:13:59We could be lost, we could refuse to try
01:14:04But the meta through, in the dark night
01:14:11What those lucky guys should have to be
01:14:17But that unusual place
01:14:20Of my funny friend and me
01:14:25I'm not as clever as I thought I was
01:14:35I'm not the boy I used to be because
01:14:40You showed me something different
01:14:43You showed me something true
01:14:46I always seemed so certain
01:14:48But I was really never sure
01:14:51But you stayed
01:14:53And you called my name
01:14:57I'm not the same
01:14:59I walked out on the last game
01:15:02I think we made it true
01:15:07But you're funny from that
01:15:10You see the patterns in the big sky
01:15:15Yeah, those constellations look like you and I
01:15:20Those constellations look like you and I
01:15:22That tiny planet and the bigger guy
01:15:27I don't know whether I should have to cry
01:15:33Just like the patterns in the big sky
01:15:37We've been together
01:15:39We'll be together till the end of the sky
01:15:43I don't know, I don't know
01:15:45We'll know the answer or the reason why
01:15:49We'll stick together
01:15:51We'll stick together till the day we die
01:15:56If I had to do this all a second time
01:16:01I won't complain I'll make a fool
01:16:06But the angels say
01:16:11But that unlikely
01:16:13Of those two funny friends
01:16:17That's us
01:16:21What keeps me
01:16:37I don't want
01:16:38I don't want