Situationship With My Billionaire Friend – Full Movie (2025)
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00:00:00Oh my god.
00:00:08She's insane.
00:00:10What are you doing here?
00:00:14Beth.
00:00:16You set me up.
00:00:18You stay away from me.
00:00:20You're insane.
00:00:24Can't let you ruin my wedding,
00:00:26Miss Leanne.
00:00:28You and Asher, or
00:00:30you're a great couple.
00:00:32I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:00:36But you've gotta go.
00:00:40They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:52And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:56How was that, baby?
00:00:58Awesome.
00:01:00We done here?
00:01:02Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:06Yes! Yes!
00:01:08Yes! No!
00:01:14We done here?
00:01:16Yeah, baby.
00:01:18You were the best. You were amazing.
00:01:20Doesn't it look good for you?
00:01:22Awesome.
00:01:24What's your name again?
00:01:26Lenny?
00:01:28We need to talk.
00:01:30What?
00:01:31I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:34So, you mean you are breaking up with me?
00:01:36I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:40This isn't working out.
00:01:42Goodbye, Lenny.
00:01:44I can't do this anymore.
00:01:46I can't do this anymore.
00:01:48What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:50I mean I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:52This isn't working out.
00:01:54But...
00:01:55What am I doing?
00:02:03What am I doing?
00:02:13So, I tell her...
00:02:15Dude, that's not a pickle.
00:02:17That's an okra.
00:02:19Seriously?
00:02:21So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother.
00:02:23I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.
00:02:29How about you and I...
00:02:31Just excuse me for a moment.
00:02:33Be right back.
00:02:38So, I was thinking...
00:02:40How about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:44Sorry. I'll be right back.
00:02:49Oh, damn it!
00:03:01Shit!
00:03:02I'm so sorry.
00:03:03I'm so sorry.
00:03:04Oh my god.
00:03:05Oh my god.
00:03:06Asher?
00:03:07Oh my god.
00:03:08What are you doing?
00:03:09Oh, I'm drowning my sorrows, you.
00:03:11It's here.
00:03:12Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:14Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:15Sure.
00:03:16Let's go on.
00:03:19How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:24Uh, life I guess.
00:03:26We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:28Pinky swear?
00:03:30Pinky swear.
00:03:31Friends forever.
00:03:32Friends forever.
00:03:33Stop doing that.
00:03:38We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:40Pinky swear?
00:03:42Pinky swear.
00:03:43Friends forever.
00:03:44Friends forever.
00:03:45I stopped doing that.
00:03:54Oh, what about work?
00:03:56I actually just started a new job.
00:03:58I'm doing marketing at GenGuard.
00:04:00Small world.
00:04:01Never biggest client.
00:04:02Hmm.
00:04:03No way.
00:04:04Wait, what do you do?
00:04:06I work at a software development startup.
00:04:08Hey.
00:04:09It's cool.
00:04:10What about your love life?
00:04:11What?
00:04:12What about your love life?
00:04:13What?
00:04:14What about your love life?
00:04:15Oh my God.
00:04:16Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:17A lifetime of one night stands with shallow women.
00:04:18Cheers mate.
00:04:19How about we?
00:04:20Stop it.
00:04:21No.
00:04:22Hey.
00:04:23We're friends.
00:04:24Well, if you ever do on an earth shattering orgasm, I'm your men.
00:04:25Sex ruins everything.
00:04:26Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:27Huh.
00:04:28Oh my God.
00:04:29Oh my God.
00:04:30Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:31Oh my God.
00:04:32Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:33A lifetime of one night stands with shallow women.
00:04:34Cheers mate.
00:04:35How about we?
00:04:36Stop it.
00:04:37No.
00:04:38Hey.
00:04:39We're friends.
00:04:40Well, if you ever do on an earth shattering orgasm, I'm your men.
00:04:43Such!
00:04:44Sex ruins everything.
00:04:46Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:47Huh.
00:04:49I'll be your wing woman though.
00:04:52You're not your wing men.
00:04:53Oh my God.
00:04:55Oh my God.
00:04:56You're not your wingman.
00:05:26I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:45I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:49I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:52I have that effect on women.
00:05:54I forgot how pretty you are.
00:06:00Thanks.
00:06:02I think.
00:06:04Let's never lose touch again.
00:06:12Friends forever?
00:06:14Friends forever.
00:06:24Friends forever?
00:06:26Great.
00:06:30Good luck.
00:06:32That's the party.
00:06:34Your next party, you're on the sidetrack.
00:06:36You're ready to go.
00:06:38And you're done.
00:06:40Let's go.
00:07:10Let's do that again.
00:07:40Oh my god, what are you doing here?
00:07:53I don't know.
00:07:54What am I doing here?
00:07:56Oh, my head.
00:07:58My head.
00:07:59Feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:03Hey, that means since we're here.
00:08:10What?
00:08:11No.
00:08:11No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:12Bad idea.
00:08:13What?
00:08:14Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:17Why?
00:08:17Because, Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:24Fuck, sex reminds everything.
00:08:27I suppose you're right.
00:08:30But still.
00:08:32But still.
00:08:33I have a proposition.
00:08:39What?
00:08:40Friends with benefits.
00:08:42Sex without strings.
00:08:45You do you, I do me.
00:08:48And we do each other.
00:08:53Interesting.
00:08:54Okay, sold.
00:09:05And benefits.
00:09:06Benefits.
00:09:06And I'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter.
00:09:36Hello, ladies.
00:09:44Asher?
00:09:47You two know each other?
00:09:50Yeah.
00:09:51We know each other from college.
00:09:54He's one of my best friends.
00:09:56What are you doing here?
00:09:57He's here to see my father.
00:09:59Wait, what?
00:10:00Daddy owns the company.
00:10:02I know.
00:10:03I actually own the company I work at.
00:10:06He's worth billions.
00:10:08And here I thought I knew everything about you.
00:10:11I've been busy since college.
00:10:13Clearly.
00:10:14Listen, I gotta run, but talk to you later?
00:10:19Sure.
00:10:20Good to see you, Beth.
00:10:21You too.
00:10:26Oh, what a man.
00:10:28What's this?
00:10:41I took the liberty of drawing up a friends with benefits contract.
00:10:44A contract?
00:10:45It outlines the parameters of our relationship.
00:10:48Okay.
00:10:49Article 1.
00:10:50Nobody knows.
00:10:52It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:54Good point.
00:10:54Article 2.
00:10:56We meet at a mutually agreed upon place, at a mutually agreed upon time.
00:11:00Okay.
00:11:02Article 3.
00:11:03Honesty and transparency are a must.
00:11:05Agreed.
00:11:08Article 4.
00:11:10No lies.
00:11:12No lies.
00:11:15Article 5.
00:11:16Once one party sleeps with another person, the agreement is over.
00:11:23I don't like that one.
00:11:26Gets too complicated otherwise.
00:11:29Fine.
00:11:30And finally.
00:11:38Friends first.
00:11:40Friends first.
00:11:51Let's eat.
00:11:52Let's eat.
00:12:54Stop it.
00:12:56Will you go out with me?
00:13:02What?
00:13:03On a date.
00:13:05Will you go on a date with me?
00:13:07A real one?
00:13:09No.
00:13:11What?
00:13:15I mean, no, the contract.
00:13:19Forget the contract.
00:13:21No, friends first.
00:13:23Remember?
00:13:25Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:29Asher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:35Come on.
00:13:45Friends first?
00:13:49Friends first.
00:13:50Friends first.
00:13:57Friends first.
00:13:58Friends, I don't want to see you.
00:14:08So see you at 7 tonight?
00:14:10Yes, you will.
00:14:11Oh my god, are you kidding me? He asked me out, he asked me out!
00:14:28Breathe, Beth, breathe.
00:14:30I've been crushing on him for so long!
00:14:33On Asher?
00:14:34Yes!
00:14:35He asked you out?
00:14:36Yes!
00:14:37On a date?
00:14:38Yes, yes, yes!
00:14:40Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:42Because you two are such good friends, you can give me some tips.
00:14:45Oh!
00:14:47Um...
00:14:48Yeah, okay.
00:14:50I gotta go.
00:14:51Getting a mini-pedi ready for the big night.
00:14:53I'm totally freaking out!
00:14:56Bye!
00:15:08Where was he born?
00:15:09Philadelphia.
00:15:10Philadelphia.
00:15:11Uh...
00:15:12Favorite food?
00:15:13Um...
00:15:17He likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:19Ooh, hot fudge sundae.
00:15:22I like your pen.
00:15:24I've never seen that color before.
00:15:25Daddy has a made-for-me special.
00:15:27It's my favorite color, heliotrope purple.
00:15:29Cool.
00:15:30Um...
00:15:31What about sports?
00:15:33Beth, why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:36On your date?
00:15:37I can't do that.
00:15:38If I'm gonna marry this man, he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:44Marry?
00:15:45You got a problem with that?
00:15:47Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:54Me and Asher?
00:15:57No.
00:15:58No, no, no.
00:15:59Never.
00:16:00He's...
00:16:01We're...
00:16:02We're friends.
00:16:03We're best friends.
00:16:04Good.
00:16:05By the way, I love your outfit.
00:16:06Where'd you get it?
00:16:07Oh, Mason's on 3rd.
00:16:08It's super cute.
00:16:09Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:10Uh, siblings?
00:16:12And being an only child.
00:16:13I was an only child as well.
00:16:14Really?
00:16:15Cool.
00:16:16Anyhow, being an only child, my parents sent me to art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:19I was born in Philly.
00:16:20Shut up.
00:16:21I was born in Philly.
00:16:22Shut up.
00:16:23I'm not.
00:16:24I'm not.
00:16:25I'm not.
00:16:26I'm not.
00:16:27I'm not.
00:16:28I'm not.
00:16:29I'm not.
00:16:30I'm not.
00:16:31I'm not.
00:16:32I'm not.
00:16:33I'm not.
00:16:34In Philly.
00:16:35Shut up.
00:16:36It's my favorite city.
00:16:37Where was the school?
00:16:40Um...
00:16:41I...
00:16:42Um...
00:16:43Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:46Mmm.
00:16:51How about we, um...
00:16:52Share a hot fudge some day?
00:16:54That is my favorite dessert.
00:17:01I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:17:03I had a wonderful time I really hope you can do this again that would be great good night
00:17:17oh my okay thank you
00:17:22I should really head out thank you take care
00:17:33why don't you come up I don't think that would be such a good idea why because I've sworn off one-night stands
00:17:49I'm a one-night stand no that's not what I meant it's just sex ruins everything
00:17:58let's wait so it can be perfect yeah
00:18:05okay
00:18:13toodles
00:18:14breath
00:18:22it was nice we have a lot in common
00:18:26are you jealous no
00:18:33did you um did you sleep together no but not for a lack of her trying
00:18:45Beth she's an animal oh god stop it besides I don't want to ruin our arrangement not for
00:18:56Beth you don't yeah my days of one-night stands are over I want to wait just in case she is
00:19:02the one you never know I want to get off on the right foot
00:19:06I'm never getting married I'm ready to settle down
00:19:16oh
00:19:20you do you to each his own agreed did you steal my fudge
00:19:28maybe give it back give it back come on it's my strawberry
00:19:35all right
00:19:36that was rude
00:19:44good
00:20:03good
00:20:04good
00:20:07good
00:20:11good
00:20:11good
00:20:12Leon Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher. You will not have feelings for Asher. True love
00:20:24does not exist. You will only get hurt. He is your friend. Don't blow it. Friendship first.
00:20:34Leon Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher. You will not have feelings for Asher. True love
00:20:40does not exist. You will only get hurt. He is your friend. Don't blow it. Friendship
00:20:49first. Leon Lamont.
00:21:10Hey. Shit. I'm so sorry. My bad. My fault. Hang on. You got a tissue?
00:21:33Here. Let me. Hey, what are you doing? Stop cock-fucking me. Oh. Oh, I didn't realize.
00:21:44Hey, Asher. Eric. Okay. Well, see you guys later.
00:21:53Here. Thank you. Um, I'm Leanne, by the way. I'm Eric.
00:22:04That was fun. Yeah, was that fun, or was Eric fun?
00:22:22Both. Okay. You gotta watch out for him. He's a player.
00:22:26So what? Think I can't handle myself? No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:22:31Oh, my God. Are you jealous? No, I'm not jealous. Why would I be jealous? We're friends
00:22:40with benefits. Remember? Yeah. You don't have to be a dick about it. Okay, I'm not being
00:22:47a dick. You're just making another bad choice. I can handle myself. Yeah, fine. Be that
00:22:57way. You know, maybe things are getting too complicated. Maybe we need to end this arrangement.
00:23:10Maybe you were so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:23:19Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:23Maybe I will.
00:23:27Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:57Mr. Merrick?
00:24:01Yes.
00:24:07They're nice.
00:24:11Listen, um...
00:24:13I'm really sorry about last night.
00:24:15I was out of line.
00:24:17No.
00:24:19No, I was out of line.
00:24:21I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:27Oh my god.
00:24:29Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:35Friends forever?
00:24:37Friends forever.
00:24:43Dinner later?
00:24:45Sounds awesome.
00:24:51Someone's in a good mood.
00:24:55Oh, it's just...
00:24:57I'm just so happy.
00:24:59You know, Leanne,
00:25:01I think I like Asher a lot.
00:25:03I think he could be the one.
00:25:05Oh, yeah.
00:25:07I'm just so happy.
00:25:09You know, Leanne,
00:25:11I think I like Asher a lot.
00:25:13I think he could be the one.
00:25:15Oh, yeah.
00:25:17I think he could be the one.
00:25:19Oh.
00:25:21I think I'm falling in love.
00:25:23You've only just started dating.
00:25:25Have you ever had a connection
00:25:27that's just so deep,
00:25:29so immediate
00:25:31that you just know?
00:25:35Yeah.
00:25:37That's us.
00:25:39You know,
00:25:41he told me he wants us to wait
00:25:43for sex.
00:25:45He says he wants to build a strong foundation first.
00:25:47I hope you aren't jealous.
00:25:51Oh.
00:25:53No.
00:25:54I don't know.
00:25:55I...
00:25:56I just want him to be happy.
00:25:57By the way,
00:25:58I love your lipstick.
00:25:59It's so unique.
00:26:01What color is it?
00:26:03Paris pink.
00:26:04I love it.
00:26:06Anyway,
00:26:07gotta go.
00:26:08Toodles.
00:26:09Why are you so down?
00:26:19What's wrong?
00:26:22Nothing.
00:26:24Famous last words.
00:26:26Is it...
00:26:27Attic?
00:26:29Of course not.
00:26:30How's Beth, by the way?
00:26:33She thinks that you're gonna settle down with her.
00:26:35Yeah, you never know.
00:26:41Give me your hand.
00:26:42I'll tell you what's gonna happen.
00:26:44Come on.
00:26:45Okay.
00:26:47Okay.
00:26:48This...
00:26:49is your lifeline.
00:26:51It's long.
00:26:52If you have a nice long life.
00:26:55Okay.
00:26:56This...
00:26:57is your headline.
00:26:58For wisdom.
00:26:59Mm-hmm.
00:27:00And...
00:27:02looks like you have done some stupid things.
00:27:09And this...
00:27:10is your love line.
00:27:12So you've got a rocky beginning, over here.
00:27:16But you have a long line of love ahead of you.
00:27:26You wanna go home and fuck?
00:27:45Great idea.
00:27:46So you're going to get a bloody cosa ride.
00:27:47Mal okay but I met you save next week,
00:27:49although it's not an easy for you...
00:27:51We're so profound a 할 place.
00:27:52I'm holding you till you decided!
00:27:55And this will go home and fuck.
00:27:56So, this is constantly...
00:27:57I'll breathe and say,
00:27:58Oh, that's a woman!
00:27:59Oh, this is not a good idea!
00:28:00You're like...
00:28:02We are a lovely woman from 먼저!
00:28:03What's going on?!
00:28:04You're always gonna go home able to?
00:28:06The purple Community building.
00:28:07I don't know.
00:28:37It looks like we had fun last night.
00:28:44Do you have a key?
00:28:47One second.
00:28:52Oh, nice trick.
00:29:14Right?
00:29:15Yeah.
00:29:16Who is that?
00:29:21I have no idea.
00:29:23Hello?
00:29:24Your front door is unlocked.
00:29:27I brought dough.
00:29:41Nuts.
00:29:44How could you?
00:29:49Beth!
00:29:50Wait, Beth!
00:29:51Oh, fuck.
00:29:52What have I done?
00:29:54What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:57Beth, it's not what it looks like!
00:29:59Hey, what are you doing?
00:30:11I'm leaving.
00:30:12I'm getting dressed.
00:30:13I'm going.
00:30:14I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:30:15I'm sorry, okay?
00:30:16You didn't do anything.
00:30:17It was me.
00:30:18I fucked up.
00:30:20You said it wasn't serious.
00:30:21It wasn't.
00:30:22It isn't.
00:30:23It doesn't matter.
00:30:24I fucked up.
00:30:25Whatever it is.
00:30:26It was.
00:30:27I fucked it up.
00:30:28Okay?
00:30:29I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:30:40Yeah.
00:30:46Friends first?
00:30:52Friends first.
00:30:59Hey, Beth.
00:31:09Go away.
00:31:15I need to talk to you.
00:31:18I'd fire her except Daddy said we'd get sued.
00:31:22You, on the other hand, I don't want to speak to you ever again.
00:31:25No, no.
00:31:26It's not what you think, okay?
00:31:27It was a stupid game.
00:31:28Friends with benefits.
00:31:29But it's over now, okay?
00:31:30I promise.
00:31:39Do you love her?
00:31:40Of course not.
00:31:41Okay?
00:31:42She means nothing to me.
00:31:45Really?
00:31:48Hey, I want to see what happens between us.
00:31:50You and me.
00:31:53Please.
00:31:55Give me another chance.
00:31:58I suppose.
00:31:59Okay.
00:32:00Okay.
00:32:01Okay.
00:32:06Okay.
00:32:08Okay.
00:32:09Okay.
00:32:10Okay.
00:32:11Okay.
00:32:12Okay.
00:32:21Leigh-Anne, it's me again.
00:32:22Don't know why you're avoiding me.
00:32:24I'm so confused.
00:32:26Friends forever.
00:32:27Remember?
00:32:28Remember?
00:32:34Eric.
00:32:35Hi.
00:32:36I'm sorry if it's been a while.
00:32:39I know I've been out of touch, but I would love to see you again if you're up for it.
00:32:45Asher?
00:32:46Asher?
00:32:47Asher?
00:32:48It's me.
00:32:49I haven't heard from you in like four hours.
00:32:50What's going on?
00:32:51Are you with Leigh-Anne?
00:32:52Call me.
00:32:54Asher?
00:32:55Asher?
00:32:56Asher?
00:32:57It's me.
00:32:58I haven't heard from you in like four hours.
00:32:59What's going on?
00:33:00Are you with Leigh-Anne?
00:33:01Call me.
00:33:02Okay, Leigh-Anne, I don't know what I did to drive you away, but I'll leave you alone now.
00:33:21If you ever want to be friends again, you'll know where to find me.
00:33:32It's Eric, leave a message.
00:33:47Hey, Eric.
00:33:49Um, I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night and I wanted to see what
00:33:55you were doing later.
00:33:56Asher?
00:33:57Asher, where are you?
00:33:59Why won't you call me back?
00:34:01I know.
00:34:02You're with her.
00:34:03You lied to me.
00:34:05Okay.
00:34:06Miss you.
00:34:07Call me.
00:34:08Bye.
00:34:13Beth, I got your 35 messages.
00:34:17Um, listen, I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time with you,
00:34:22but maybe we need to slow things down a bit.
00:34:26I'll call you when I can.
00:34:31Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:34:32Babe.
00:34:33Slow down.
00:34:34Hey, hey, hey, babe.
00:34:35Slow down.
00:34:36To love.
00:34:37Uh-uh-uh-uh.
00:34:38Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
00:34:39Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh.
00:34:40Hey, hey, hey, hey.
00:34:41Hey, hey, babe.
00:34:42Slow down.
00:34:43To love.
00:34:44Wait.
00:34:45Love sucks.
00:34:46Hey, hey, hey, babe.
00:34:56Slow down.
00:35:02To love.
00:35:06Wait.
00:35:08Love sucks.
00:35:12Okay.
00:35:13I think you've had enough.
00:35:16How about we head back to the mod days?
00:35:21Fabulous.
00:35:25Easy.
00:35:27Easy.
00:35:28Easy.
00:35:29Easy.
00:35:30Easy.
00:35:31Easy.
00:35:32Easy.
00:35:33Easy.
00:35:34Easy.
00:35:35A lot of goodies in me.
00:36:05I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:29Yeah, I'm sorry I've been aloof.
00:36:31Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:32You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:34No, that's okay.
00:36:35Just life.
00:36:36Is it Leanne?
00:36:38I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:41You know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:43I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:45Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:51It would look like her clothes from last night.
00:36:54No way, she would never.
00:36:55He's a knob.
00:36:57Which is why I grabbed a photo.
00:37:03I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:37:10How long do you want to talk about?
00:37:11Don't you go, you wasn't the same?
00:37:15Look.
00:37:17Oh my God.
00:37:18Oh, my God.
00:37:19Oh my God.
00:37:21Oh my God.
00:38:53Hey, your best isn't good enough.
00:38:56He causes the game.
00:38:58Okay, hey, you've had too much to do.
00:39:00Don't tell me what to do, woman.
00:39:02She can handle herself.
00:39:04Remember that part of your life is over?
00:39:07Look at the loser.
00:39:09So embarrassing.
00:39:13Fucking prick.
00:39:15Come here.
00:39:19Come on.
00:39:36Come on.
00:39:44Come on.
00:39:45Time to develop.
00:39:46Come on.
00:39:47Come on.
00:40:48Yes, and unfortunately they went in another direction.
00:40:52I'm so sorry.
00:40:53I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:56You're fired.
00:40:58You can't fire me.
00:40:59I don't work at your company and I own mine.
00:41:03I'll fire Leanne.
00:41:04You can't.
00:41:05She'll sue.
00:41:08Okay, you're a terrific girl and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:41:12And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:41:18Yeah.
00:41:18I don't know.
00:41:49I don't know.
00:41:49I don't know.
00:41:54I don't know.
00:43:03Hey Eric.
00:43:05Thinking about you.
00:43:07When do you wanna hook up?
00:43:11How about a hotel this time?
00:43:15We need to be super careful that Asher doesn't find out.
00:43:21Love, her friend with benefits, Leanne.
00:43:25XO, XO.
00:43:29When Asher reads this text, he's definitely gonna wanna break up with you, Leanne.
00:43:37I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:39Then how do you explain this text?
00:43:41I don't know.
00:43:43I didn't send it.
00:43:45You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:51I'm gonna be so stupid.
00:43:53I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:57Why would I cheat on you?
00:43:59You're my lover.
00:44:00You're my best friend.
00:44:01Clearly not.
00:44:03I am not a cheater.
00:44:07I did not send that text and I don't know how it got there but if you wanna break up over this then fine.
00:44:13I do.
00:44:23Okay then.
00:44:43I will, I will, I will!
00:44:57I will, I will!
00:45:01Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert.
00:45:13Or both.
00:45:14Thoughts?
00:45:18Please, don't marry her.
00:45:20You don't love her.
00:45:22You're rebounding.
00:45:24I'm thanking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids.
00:45:32Thoughts?
00:45:35A string quartet instead of a jazz trio.
00:45:37Thoughts?
00:45:41They say he's the photographer to the stars.
00:45:44Thoughts?
00:45:54What's your dream?
00:45:59Sit your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed.
00:46:03I think they'd really get along because it turns out they both have the same dog.
00:46:08Did you know that?
00:46:09It's crazy!
00:46:10Oh my god!
00:46:12Hello! Did you get my messages? You're gonna love the photographer, he's awesome. I have tons of
00:46:36dresses and shoes to try on for you and there's more with the doorman. Could you run down and grab
00:46:40it? Sure. Thanks.
00:47:00Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:47:05You are gone, Leanne Lamont. Once I'm done with this, he is never gonna want to see you again. Ever.
00:47:21Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated. Effective now.
00:47:33Wait, what?
00:47:35Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon industry secrets to our competitors.
00:47:41Who's the source?
00:47:47Oh my god. Why would she do this?
00:47:50Lovers scorned, I suppose.
00:47:53No, it's not true. This will ruin me.
00:47:55You know, Asha, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend.
00:48:01But you never speak to me again. So I'm stuck with you.
00:48:08Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:48:12It doesn't matter at this point. It's already in the trades.
00:48:15You're toxic, Asha. Nobody will touch you. So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:32Asher?
00:48:33You bitch.
00:48:35What?
00:48:36You jealous bitch.
00:48:38What are you doing? What are you...
00:48:40I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday, so you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:45Honey?
00:48:47What are you talking about? I... I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:51Old job well done.
00:48:52Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:54Stay away from me.
00:48:57Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:49:00We are not friends.
00:49:02Okay, we are nothing.
00:49:05Stay away from me. Don't contact me. Don't speak to me. Don't look at me.
00:49:16You are dead to me.
00:49:32You are dead to me. Don't get me. Don't.
00:49:34I probably need you dead to be ży WATCH guys.
00:49:35You are dead to me. celui of every kid named John.
00:49:36After six hours almost介 Latte.
00:49:38Not here, the act of you die.
00:49:39New life
00:52:23I didn't write this.
00:52:29Heliotrope Purple.
00:52:32It was Beth.
00:52:38Heliotrope Purple.
00:52:39It was Beth.
00:52:45She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:48Oh my God.
00:52:50Ludington's had her day.
00:52:51I have to warn him.
00:52:52Come on, come on, come on.
00:52:55Come on, come on, I'm sure.
00:52:57Okay.
00:52:57Come on.
00:53:05Shit, he blocked me?
00:53:07Beth?
00:53:08Beth?
00:53:20Beth?
00:53:22Beth?
00:53:34Beth?
00:53:34Beth?
00:53:34Beth?
00:53:35Beth?
00:53:36Beth?
00:53:36I'll help you.
00:53:37Let
00:53:40go.
00:53:44I don't know.
00:54:14I don't know.
00:54:44Beth, you set me up.
00:54:51You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:54I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:54:58And I won.
00:55:01You stay away from me.
00:55:04You're insane.
00:55:08I'll scream.
00:55:09I can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.
00:55:20I'm not going to ruin your wedding.
00:55:25I promise, Beth.
00:55:28Okay?
00:55:29You and Asher, or you're a great couple.
00:55:33He loves you.
00:55:37Why don't I just go away?
00:55:39I'll move.
00:55:41I'll quit my job.
00:55:42I'll just, please, Beth, don't hurt me.
00:55:49Okay?
00:55:50I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:54But you've got to go.
00:56:01I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:56:02You've got to go.
00:56:07Come on!
00:56:08No!
00:56:09I can't...
00:56:10No!
00:56:11No!
00:56:12No!
00:56:13No!
00:56:13No!
00:56:14No!
00:56:14No!
00:56:15No!
00:56:15No!
00:56:16No!
00:56:16No!
00:56:17No!
00:56:18No!
00:56:19No!
00:56:20No!
00:56:21No!
00:56:22No!
00:56:23No!
00:56:24No!
00:56:25No!
00:56:27No!
00:56:28No!
00:56:28No!
00:56:28No!
00:56:29No!
00:56:51No!
00:56:52No!
00:56:55Don't bother.
00:57:23That pipe's in there good.
00:57:25You're not going anywhere.
00:57:29You're crazy.
00:57:31You're never getting away with it.
00:57:33Oh, but I will.
00:57:35See, I'm getting married today,
00:57:37and then we'll go on our honeymoon,
00:57:39and when I get back, you'll be dead.
00:57:43I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:51You bitch.
00:57:53You bitch!
00:57:55Oh, and by the way,
00:57:57you're fired!
00:57:59Toodles!
00:58:01Toodles!
00:58:03Toodles!
00:58:05Toodles!
00:58:07Toodles!
00:58:09Toodles!
00:58:11Toodles!
00:58:13Toodles!
00:58:15Toodles!
00:58:29Toodles!
00:58:31Toodles!
00:58:33I don't know.
00:59:03I don't know.
00:59:33No, no, no, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on.
00:59:55Come on, come on, come on.
01:00:02Dearly beloved, we're gathered here today in front of God and these witnesses to join in.
01:00:18Stop.
01:00:18What are you doing here? Keep going fast.
01:00:35What's going on, Beth?
01:00:37Security, take this woman away. She's clearly deranged.
01:00:41Come on, dearly beloved. We are gathered here today. Let's go finish it.
01:00:44Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter, not me, on which she forged my signature.
01:00:52What? It's completely absurd.
01:00:54Is this true?
01:00:59Oh, she's crazy. Security!
01:01:02She confessed to it all last night, right after she tried to kill me.
01:01:07Oh, Asher, you love me. We're getting married today. Go, go, go!
01:01:14Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:17You're ruining everything!
01:01:23Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:25You're ruining everything!
01:01:27Beth, how could you?
01:01:29I did it for you, baby. For us.
01:01:32Get off me.
01:01:37I will kill you. I will kill you!
01:01:40Don't die!
01:01:41Get off me!
01:01:43Get off me!
01:01:44Get off me!
01:01:45Hey!
01:01:46No!
01:01:47Asher.
01:01:48No, no, no, no, no, no!
01:01:50I, Beth, why won't you take me?
01:01:52Asher, it'll be your life if you've been blind!
01:01:55Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
01:01:58Hey.
01:02:00You okay?
01:02:02Yeah, I think so.
01:02:04Okay.
01:02:05Okay.
01:02:06Good.
01:02:07Dad.
01:02:08Someone grab a chair.
01:02:12You okay?
01:02:14Yeah, I think so.
01:02:16Okay.
01:02:17Okay.
01:02:18Good.
01:02:19Dad.
01:02:20Someone grab a chair.
01:02:26Babe.
01:02:27Hey.
01:02:28Hey.
01:02:29Wake up, babe.
01:02:30Baby, wake up.
01:02:31Baby.
01:02:32Hey.
01:02:33Wake up.
01:02:34Wake up, baby.
01:02:35Leanne.
01:02:36Oh.
01:02:38Asher.
01:02:39Yes, it's me.
01:02:40And it's all over.
01:02:47I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:49Shh.
01:02:50I'm more sorry.
01:02:51You saved me.
01:02:52You're my hero.
01:02:58Sure, I love you.
01:03:01I love you, Leanne.
01:03:08Let me help you.
01:03:09Uh, but before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.
01:03:28Will you marry me?
01:03:30Yes.
01:03:31Yes.
01:03:33Yes.
01:03:34Yes.
01:03:35Yes.
01:03:36Yes, yes, yes.
01:03:37They say that sex ruins everything.
01:03:43But sometimes, it makes everything better.
01:03:47It makes everything better.