- 6/16/2025
Hey Boss Your Company is Getting Bombed
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00:00My name is Clyde Lane, and three days ago, I developed a terrible superpower.
00:09I see death before it happens.
00:11Whatever you do, don't cross that road, because if you do, you're gonna die.
00:20Is there a bomb in this office?
00:23Didn't I fire your ass last week?
00:25He's a delivery boy now.
00:30What's my wife doing here?
00:35Something is seriously wrong with you, Clyde.
00:37Take your crazy theories somewhere else.
00:39What will it take for you guys to believe me?
00:41If we don't leave here, we are all gonna die!
00:44Get out of my feet!
00:46This is happening, this is true, okay?
00:51Come on, we have to go!
01:00Well, well, look who it is!
01:11Clyde!
01:12Didn't you, uh, get fired last week?
01:14I did, I got fired.
01:16I just got a delivery for the office.
01:19You're delivering food now?
01:21Oh my god, that is so pathetic.
01:26You fell hard.
01:28Wait.
01:29Mark.
01:30Must be so awkward going back there when they just threw you out?
01:33Especially as a delivery boy?
01:35Oof.
01:36Mark, stop!
01:37Don't touch me!
01:38I don't wanna catch your sad!
01:40Hey!
01:41Just listen to me, okay?
01:42Whatever you do, don't cross that road, because if you do, you're gonna die.
01:46What the hell is wrong with you, man?
01:48I'm already late.
01:49What, you want me to get fired too?
01:52Loser.
01:56Hey, keep that food warm, alright?
02:08My name is Clyde Lane, and three days ago I developed a terrible superpower.
02:13I see death before it happens.
02:16How, when, and why.
02:19He's the fourth one.
02:20I've tried to save them all, but they ignored me.
02:23Why won't anyone just listen to me?!
02:25What?
02:26Hey!
02:27Hey!
02:28Hey you!
02:29Up there!
02:30Hey, come down!
02:31You're gonna fall!
02:32Hey!
02:33Hey!
02:34Hey!
02:35Client?
02:36It's good to see you, man, but what are you doing?
02:38Alan, Alan, you see that window washer?
02:40Yeah.
02:41He's about to fall.
02:42Hey!
02:43Hey!
02:44Hey!
02:45Hey!
02:46Hey!
02:47Hey!
02:48Hey!
02:49Hey!
02:50Hey!
02:51Hey!
02:52Hey!
02:53Hey!
02:54Hey!
02:55Hey!
02:56I've had the last well, okay?
02:57I, I can see a timer above his head, that tells me exactly when and how he's gonna die,
03:02and that guy is about to die in 10 seconds!
03:03Hey!
03:04Hey!
03:05Hey!
03:06Get down!
03:07Jesus, Clyde.
03:08Get it together.
03:09You gotta snap out of me.
03:10You sound like a crazy person.
03:12Holy fucking shit!
03:13You just, what, what you just said, how did you, how did you know he was gonna die?!
03:16He's the fifth person I've tried to save.
03:24Fifth in three days
03:29Why are you looking at me like that? Dude, seriously, what's wrong? You're scaring me
03:38You have one too
03:42Clyde, what the hell is wrong with you? Don't fuck with me like that. It's not funny. No, it's not a joke
03:47Alan, okay?
03:49Yours says you're gonna die from a heart attack at 9 25 a.m.
03:53Okay, predicting one random guy's death doesn't mean you suddenly have superpowers
03:58And I've never had heart problems in my life. You lost your damn mind
04:03I've known you for years. Why would I pull something this messed up? Just please trust me, okay?
04:11In the last three days, I've seen five people with that exact same timer and now
04:17They're all dead
04:22This is bullshit. People don't just drop dead because you say they will
04:26Maybe if you had spent less time on comic book doomsday bullshit and more on your job, you wouldn't have gotten fired
04:32Alan
04:33Just get yourself to a hospital, okay?
04:35Just get yourself checked out, please for my sake. Okay, I feel great. Oh, actually I feel fucking amazing
04:41Or at least I did until you showed up acting like a creep. Maybe everybody at work was right about you. You know what they've been saying?
04:48That's you're washed up. You used to be good, man
04:51But when was the last time you actually closed a deal? Hell even Liam who started as your intern got promoted to manager over you
04:58It's not about me out. I swear. It's not okay, whatever. I don't have time for this. Thanks for making me late
05:08Those other people who died were just strangers, but this is different. I can't lose Alan
05:17I have to save him
05:19Hey
05:29What are you doing here? Hey Claire?
05:33Didn't think I'd be back here so soon, huh?
05:37I've got a delivery for mr. Kingsley
05:41What are you looking at creep you're here to bring food not look down my shirt. Oh
05:51No, no, I wasn't I was someone bothering you babe. Yes, Liam this pervert right here
05:56Didn't I fire your ass last week?
05:58He just showed up and he decided to look at my chest what no Claire that is not what happened, okay?
06:04I was looking above your head because you have
06:06Oh
06:09Jesus Christ, Liam too?
06:11Hello
06:15Same time same cause earth to Clyde
06:19What are you doing here? He's dropping off lunch. He's a delivery boy now. Oh a delivery boy
06:27Wow
06:29Didn't take long for you to just
06:32hit rock bottom, huh?
06:34cute best though
06:37Now be a good little delivery boy drop off for your food
06:41And get the fuck out of here
06:45Look look I think you and Claire are in grave danger, okay? Liam I know we've had Liam
06:53Are we on a first-name basis?
06:56No, you are the help and you will address me as mr. Wellesley boy
07:06Oh my god, is there a bomb in this office?
07:29Is there a bomb in this office?
07:32Hey, hey, hey listen up everybody um can I just get your attention just just for a second?
07:38Clyde what are you doing here?
07:39Did you get fired?
07:41Yes, he was
07:43And now look at him?
07:45And now look at him a sad needy delivery boy begging for attention
07:49Uh, Liam, mr. Wellesley, I think there is gonna be a bomb that goes off in this office at 9 30 a.m.
07:57We need to get everyone out of here now, okay?
07:59A bomb? Oh gosh, everybody come in morning meeting, okay, okay
08:06this
08:08Is why you need to work hard y'all remember Clyde?
08:12He used to be a good employee
08:15Hell, he was my boss when I first started working here
08:19But Clyde got complacent and all his clients dried up
08:23And now look at him. He's a starving nobody and begging for attention so bad that he makes up a bomb threat
08:35Victory group security team is world-class
08:38No way someone snuck an explosive in here. Yeah, the chances of a bomb attack are about the same as us getting struck by lightning
08:44Or Clyde getting a real jobs
08:48Okay, everybody, please just listen to me. Everyone, please please I beg listen to me
08:53So look at him. He's a freaking delivery boy and apparently he can't even do that right because he spilled it everywhere
09:23These people are horrible
09:28But I can't just let them die
09:35Look! Everybody, I know it sounds crazy, but I know what I'm talking about, okay?
09:41I can sense when something bad is gonna happen
09:44Go get Alan, okay? He'll back me up
09:47Don't listen to this pervert
09:49He's probably just here to stare down your shirts
09:51It's not about that right now
09:53Hey, hey, what's the matter, Clyde?
09:55Your wife not giving it up to you since you lost your job?
09:58You're reduced to staring down chicks' shirts like a sex offender?
10:02Ugh, what a creep
10:03Just get out of here, man
10:05Please, just go get Alan! He can explain what I can do
10:08We're not getting anyone
10:17Investors from the M&N Investment Group are coming today
10:21It's a huge deal on the line for us
10:24If you screw this up, I swear to God
10:27The only thing exploding today will be the bomb I'm putting on your pathetic bike
10:32Why won't you listen to me?
10:34What is wrong with you?
10:36There's nothing wrong with him
10:38You are almost 40 and just got fired
10:41Stop embarrassing yourself and just go
10:43I can't, okay?
10:45Please!
10:46Just everybody leave the building
10:48I swear on my life!
10:50Okay, okay, that's it
10:51I'm done with you
10:52If you don't get out of here
10:53I swear I'm gonna hurt you
10:55That's what I'll say
11:00What will it take for you guys to believe me?
11:02Huh?
11:03What will it take?
11:04If we don't leave here, we are all gonna die
11:07That's it
11:08That's fucking it
11:09Mr. Wesley, please believe me your life depends on it
11:22Shut the fuck up!
11:24Mr. Wesley, please!
11:28You know what Clyde gets sometimes
11:30Stupid old fucks
11:33No wonder they're friends
11:35Thank God you're here man
11:37Please, please tell them what I can do, okay?
11:40Tell them not today
11:41That guy is about to die in 10 seconds!
11:43I snapped out of you!
11:44You sound like a crazy person
11:45Holy fucking shit!
11:46What the hell are you doing today?
11:47If you keep acting like a complete madman, you're gonna get me fired!
12:00I don't wanna be a door dasher in my forties!
12:02Alan!
12:03Tell them about the window cleaner, okay?
12:06Tell them about the death timer!
12:08It's real!
12:09Please, Clyde, stop!
12:11For your own good!
12:12Look, everybody in here has a timer that says they're gonna die from an explosion at 9.30!
12:18Right!
12:19And earlier you told me I was gonna die from a heart attack at 9.25!
12:23Which one is it?
12:24You can't even keep your own bullshit straight!
12:27It's both!
12:28It's both!
12:29Both are real!
12:30Your timer says you're gonna die from a heart attack at 9.25!
12:34That's it!
12:36I'm done with this craziness!
12:39Get your batshit crazy friend out of here!
12:44Or I'm gonna fire you too!
12:48Come on!
12:49We'll walk you out of here!
12:55I'm not going anywhere, okay?
12:56After everything we've been through!
12:58Why don't you believe me?
13:00Look, I think if we get you to the hospital now, you still have time!
13:04Give it a rest!
13:05I'm trying to help you!
13:06And you're telling me I'm about to drop dead?
13:08Yes!
13:09Is this some stupid, sick, jealous thing because I still have my job?
13:13Is that what this really is?
13:14No!
13:15And he's not some stupid jealousy!
13:16You think I'm trying to save your life, man!
13:19I didn't fucking ask you to!
13:20What?
13:21Get out of my face!
13:38Can someone clean this shit up?
13:51And, uh, Claire!
13:52File a complaint with DoorDash!
13:54When this delivery boy fired!
13:55Listen up!
13:56This is not a drill!
13:57There's a bomb in the building!
13:58It's gonna go off at exactly 9.30!
13:59Everyone needs to evacuate!
14:00Now!
14:01Damn!
14:02I didn't fully snap!
14:03Yes!
14:04Psycho!
14:05Hey!
14:06If you're gonna talk shit, at least say it to his face!
14:07Please exit the premises!
14:08This is not a drill!
14:09Clyde!
14:10Are you serious right now?
14:11Yes!
14:12A hundred percent!
14:13I swear to you!
14:14You're dead, moron!
14:15Clyde!
14:16Are you out of your fucking mind?
14:17Get away from the intercom!
14:18Get away from the intercom!
14:19Get away from the intercom!
14:20Mr. Kingsley!
14:21Uh, Clyde has completely lost his mind!
14:23He's scaring everyone!
14:24Trying to convince us all that there's gonna be an explosion here at 9.30!
14:25Mr. Kingsley, it's true, okay?
14:26There is an explosion happening at 9.30 a.m.
14:27That's enough!
14:28I need you to shut your fucking mouth and get the fuck out of here, okay?
14:29The people from Imminent Investment Group is already on their way, and your bullshit,
14:30your craziness is the last thing anyone needs.
14:31Mr. Kingsley, I need you to shut your fucking mouth and get the fuck out of here, okay?
14:34The people from Imminent Investment Group is already on their way, and your bullshit,
14:35your craziness is the last thing anyone needs.
14:36Mr. Kingsley, I need you to shut your fucking mouth and get the fuck out of here, okay?
14:51The people from Imminent Investment Group is already on their way, and your bullshit,
14:54your craziness is the last thing anyone needs.
14:57Mr. Kingsley, I am not crazy, okay?
15:00I guarantee you, this is happening.
15:02This is true, okay?
15:09Security!
15:10Hold this man and call the authorities.
15:12No, don't even bother, okay?
15:15If none of you believe me, fine.
15:18Stay, see what happens.
15:20I, for one, am leaving.
15:21I...
15:22Ow.
15:27What's my wife doing here?
15:35Oh no, I forgot Ivy was coming here today.
15:41There you go, honey.
15:46Okay, stop, stop, you're wrinkling my blouse.
15:49Look, I have an important meeting at your old office today,
15:52and I can't deal with any distractions.
15:54Look, I know that building gets a lot of deliveries,
15:56so if you get sent there, just do me a favor,
15:59don't mention that we're married, alright?
16:02Of course, honey, yeah.
16:03Okay.
16:08Love you.
16:12Mr. Todd!
16:14Miss Linden!
16:15Nice to meet you, thanks for having us.
16:17Let's give a warm welcome to Xavier Todd and Ivy Linden
16:20from Imminent Investment Group!
16:28If Ivy stays, she'll die along with everyone else.
16:30I need to get her out of here.
16:33Ivy.
16:33Miss, uh, Linden, please come with me.
16:36There's actually an emergency situation.
16:39Let me escort you off the premises.
16:43Clyde, what the hell are you doing?
16:45Let Miss Linden go.
16:46My apologies.
16:48This delivery boy's having himself a rough morning.
16:51Liam, I want him out of my sight.
16:54How about some coffee?
16:58We have bagels.
16:59That sounds like a plan.
17:00It's fine.
17:01Wait, hey, Ivy, look, there's a bomb in the building.
17:03We need to get out of here now.
17:05Let go, hurry, fucking little chick.
17:07There's going to be an explosion.
17:09Jim, Jim, quit standing around.
17:10Kill the helmet.
17:11No, no, Ivy.
17:14Hey, Emily!
17:18Where the hell do you think you're going?
17:20I don't know about you,
17:21but I don't plan on dying at my desk.
17:23Don't tell me you actually believe.
17:25Maybe he's lying.
17:27Maybe he's not.
17:28Either way, better safe than sorry.
17:30I don't want my last moments to be working
17:31at the Victory Group.
17:33Emily, get back here.
17:34You're still on the clock.
17:38Hey, where do you think you're going?
17:40People, hey, come on.
17:42Miss Wendell, come on, we have to go.
17:52Fucking hell, Clyde.
17:54Did you take this delivery
17:55just because you knew I'd be working here?
17:57Ivy, this is bigger than your job, okay?
17:59I'm trying to save our lives.
18:01Oh, please.
18:02You're jealous of Xavier,
18:04who's just my boss,
18:05and so you're trying to sabotage my meeting.
18:07It's not going to work.
18:08Ivy, Ivy, Ivy, I'm not jealous, okay?
18:11Of all the people,
18:12I thought you'd believe me.
18:16Hey, Mr. Todd, just ignore him.
18:23Clyde's been struggling.
18:26Whatever the case may be,
18:28a potential bomb threat is no trivial matter.
18:30The woman who left had a point.
18:31It'd be smart to take this as much seriously.
18:33Absolutely.
18:35Around here, safety first, always.
18:38You said there was going to be an explosion.
18:40Yes, Mr. Todd, absolutely.
18:42You need to evacuate right now,
18:44and you should take Miss Lyndon here with you.
18:46Please.
18:47Not so fast.
18:49How do you even know this?
18:50Where's your proof?
18:52Where's the bomb located?
18:53Who planted it?
18:54I don't know.
18:55I'm sorry.
18:57So no location.
18:59No suspects.
19:00Just blind panic?
19:02You really expect us to drop everything
19:04based on nothing?
19:05Look, I know.
19:06I get it.
19:07It sounds crazy.
19:09But I can see a death timer, okay?
19:13Above every single person's head.
19:16I see when they're going to die,
19:18and right now,
19:19everybody here is going to die
19:20at 9.30 from an explosion.
19:21A death timer.
19:28Of course.
19:30Are you hearing this?
19:31Like I said,
19:33Clyde isn't well.
19:35I'll take care of him, sir.
19:37Come on, buddy.
19:38Let's go.
19:38They got a medium to get to.
19:39Stop.
19:45Mr. Todd?
19:46In 30 seconds.
19:49This man, right here,
19:51is going to have a heart attack
19:53and die.
19:58That's it.
19:59All I've done
20:00is try to help you.
20:02You know,
20:02I really thought we were friends.
20:03Alan.
20:04I...
20:05You what?
20:05You've been jammering on
20:06about my death all morning.
20:08Are you really that jealous?
20:10Because I'm done.
20:11We're done.
20:12Do you know why he's so obsessed
20:13with getting Miss Lyndon to leave?
20:15Because she's his wife.
20:18And as for me,
20:19I'm not going to die.
20:20You see this shit, Clyde?
20:22I could do this all day.
20:23No, stop.
20:24That's not healthy,
20:24my heart is.
20:25Stop.
20:27No, no, no, no,
20:28Alan!
20:29No, no, Alan!
20:30No!
20:31No!
20:32See?
20:33I told you!
20:36He's having a heart attack
20:38right now!
20:38Hey!
20:43Hey!
20:44Hey, buddy!
20:46Shit!
20:48He's not breathing.
20:50He must be dead.
20:52Alan's not dead.
20:54He's just passed out.
20:56Probably from all the dancing.
20:59Clyde,
21:00it was your hysterics
21:01that caused this.
21:02Me?
21:03Did Clyde just predict this?
21:05No.
21:05No way!
21:07It's ridiculous.
21:08It's just a freak coincidence.
21:18Probably fine in no time, buddy.
21:20Okay?
21:21Clyde's nonsense probably
21:22just stressed you out.
21:23All right.
21:23Good work.
21:25You know,
21:26mornings aren't usually
21:28like this around here.
21:29Ha ha ha ha ha!
21:31What do you say
21:32we get back to that meeting, huh?
21:33I'm ready.
21:35You ready?
21:36Don't worry about it,
21:37Mr. Kainsley.
21:37I can't judge an entire company
21:39off of one employee's actions.
21:41Let's get it started.
21:42Yeah, but this way.
21:44After you.
21:47Okay.
21:49Hey, hey.
21:54Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, I'm, I'm ready!
21:58Clyde, what the fuck are you trying to do?
22:01I'm trying to save your lives!
22:02Ho ho ho!
22:05Wake the fuck up!
22:06I've never been more awake in my life!
22:09What?
22:11Do you even know
22:12why you went from being a five-time sales champion
22:15to getting fired?
22:17Why?
22:18Because you're a fossil.
22:20The game changed,
22:22but you didn't.
22:23Mr. Kainsley handed all his clients off to me.
22:26In fact,
22:27your best pal, Alan,
22:29he was pretty happy to steal from you too.
22:31You all knew?
22:36You were hiding this from me?
22:39We didn't exactly have to hide.
22:43I mean, come on!
22:44Mr. Oblivious here didn't suspect a thing.
22:47Okay.
22:48I get it.
22:49So you were all ganging up on me from the start, huh?
22:53Well, you could all go to hell.
22:57Ashley,
22:58get out of my way.
23:00Because I have got to save my wife.
23:03I got him!
23:03I got him!
23:04I got him!
23:05Hold on, hold on!
23:05Hey, let me go!
23:07Get somewhere safe on this little gang!
23:09So here's what I'm thinking.
23:11About this investment.
23:14Hold on, hold on, hold on!
23:16Hey!
23:17I'm sorry.
23:19I'll be right back.
23:22Get off me!
23:27Ah!
23:27Ah!
23:28Stay back!
23:28Stay back!
23:29I swear I'll kill you!
23:31Clyde!
23:33Clyde!
23:35That's enough!
23:36What happened?
23:45Ah!
23:46Ah!
23:48Ah!
23:48Ah!
23:48Ah!
24:06Get off me!
24:22There was no explosion.
24:29No explosion, no fire, no destruction, no big boom.
24:33You dragged me out here for nothing.
24:35No, no, no, no, no, this doesn't make any sense, it should have happened.
24:43The timer above Ivy's head is gone, did I lose my power?
24:47Something is seriously wrong with you, Clyde.
24:50Take your crazy theories somewhere else, I need to get back to work.
24:54Damn it, I got distracted by all that yelling and it didn't go off.
24:59Fuck it, they get a little more time.
25:03And then they are blown to pieces.
25:07Oh no, it didn't stop, it just got delayed.
25:13Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
25:15Ivy, Ivy!
25:16The bomb is still going off, okay?
25:17It just, it somehow got delayed.
25:19Jesus, Clyde, just leave me alone and let me do my job.
25:24I've been preparing for this for months.
25:26Ivy, this office is a time bomb.
25:29Look, I get it, right?
25:30You love your work, but at the end of the day it's just money, okay?
25:34Please, it's not worth your life.
25:36Oh, Clyde.
25:38You still don't get it, do you?
25:41Money is everything.
25:43Ivy.
25:44Do you even have any idea how much we spend every month?
25:47Ivy.
25:48Mortgage, car loans, utilities, groceries and all the junk you blow money on?
25:53It's about 10 grand per month.
25:56It was fine back when you were bringing in real money, but now you don't even have a real job.
26:01My job is the only reason we have food on the table.
26:05I'm sorry, okay.
26:06I didn't believe you.
26:07Goddamn you, Clyde!
26:10You know I could have lost my job over this, right?
26:14If Mr. Todd decides to fire me, we won't be able to survive.
26:19I'm sorry I've neglected you.
26:21I've been, I've been a terrible husband.
26:25I have, and I promise I will do better, I will, but right now please,
26:30please, you just have to trust me, okay?
26:32Because this bomb, it's gonna go-
26:34Oh my God!
26:35There is no bomb!
26:38I swear to God, I can't, I can't lose my job today,
26:42because we really need this money.
26:48For the three of us.
26:56You're-
26:57Yeah.
26:58Clyde.
26:59I'm pregnant.
27:04I'm gonna, I'm gonna be a dad.
27:07It's time to start acting like one.
27:09Now, calm down, and let me go in there and close this deal.
27:14If she won't leave, I'll find the bomb myself.
27:17Ivy, I swear, I'm gonna save you and our baby.
27:21Want some?
27:24I thought you left, Emily.
27:26I did, but your little bomb didn't go off.
27:31Besides, the last time I ditched early, Mr. Kingsley docked my pie.
27:37Honestly, I kinda wish this place had exploded.
27:41Now I have to go back and work with these idiots again.
27:44Where the hell did she get those chips?
27:46Closest store is a ten minute walk, and she wasn't gone long enough to go there.
27:51Clay?
27:52You coming?
27:53Uh, yeah.
27:55No, I'll, I'll be right there.
27:58So, genius, wasn't this place supposed to blow up at 9.30?
28:10What time is it now, huh?
28:12Where the hell did they put Alan?
28:20He was dead.
28:21I saw him.
28:22Hey, what did you do with Alan?
28:24Oh, great question.
28:26Hey, hey, has anyone seen Alan?
28:29Uh, maybe he got blown up.
28:31Stop trying to freak these people out!
28:35You saw Alan doing jumping jacks, right?
28:37The guy is perfectly fine.
28:39So quit being a salty bitch and get the fuck out of here!
28:43Bunch of idiots.
28:44Who the hell stays in an office with a bomb threat?
28:49Okay, listen, everybody, it wasn't a false alarm, okay?
28:52The bomb is still going off!
28:54It just got delayed somehow!
28:56I don't know, but now it's 11 a.m.
28:58Jesus Christ, Clyde!
29:00Know your place!
29:01I don't need to remind you, you got fired.
29:04So go!
29:05They're never gonna believe me.
29:07Fine.
29:08I'll find the bomber myself.
29:10Anything to save my wife.
29:12I wonder how she's doing in there.
29:18Sorry, I, uh, I gotta take this, um...
29:21I'm sorry, Mr. Todd.
29:31I should have told you about my marriage.
29:33I just, I wanted to keep things professional.
29:35And besides, I, I never knew he would make a scene like that.
29:40Ivy, relax.
29:41It's not your fault.
29:42You just happen to be here for a delivery.
29:44There's no way this could have been planned.
29:46Besides, he doesn't have the power to ruin this deal.
29:50Oh, thank you for being so understanding.
29:54Thing is, Ivy, I already knew.
29:58About your marriage.
29:59About Clyde.
30:00You did?
30:01I mean, you must have noticed.
30:05I've grown quite fond of you over the years.
30:09So I did a little bit of research.
30:11I was curious, what kind of special man won over someone so brilliant, someone so stunning as you.
30:19Oh.
30:21But Clyde, he, you could do so much better than him.
30:25I mean, the guy's not all there.
30:28Clyde's a good man.
30:29He's just, you know, he's having a bad day.
30:31Hey, it's not my place to judge your personal decisions.
30:35But this isn't going to change the way I feel about you.
30:39Ivy, you deserve more.
30:43A better life.
30:45Someone who actually sees your worth.
30:47Someone like me.
30:56Okay, Mr. Todd, you're my boss.
30:58Well, at least I'm not crazy.
31:01Really, why are you so loyal to him?
31:05I'm going to ask you to come with me.
31:10We've got a surprise for you.
31:14Woo!
31:15All right, people.
31:16It is time to show Mr. Todd and Miss Linden what a tight-knit, high-energy family we are.
31:23Y'all ready for a dance performance?
31:25Hi.
31:26Hi.
31:27I can't hear you.
31:29Hi.
31:31Who said that?
31:33Clyde, was that you?
31:34What the hell are you doing here?
31:36You know what?
31:37Never mind.
31:38Okay, the priority is to show our investors our culture.
31:42A mandatory dance routine?
31:44What is this?
31:45Fucking kindergarten?
31:46Stupid fucking carpet bullshit.
31:49Man, she really hates working here.
31:53Wait, could Emily be the one who planted the bomb?
31:57All right, team.
31:59Let's get moving.
32:01Alan!
32:02You're alive!
32:03Come here!
32:09What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger, right?
32:11Look, Clyde.
32:13I think it was a minor heart episode.
32:15I've had heart problems for the past year, didn't tell anyone.
32:17And Mr. Kingsley, if you found out, he'd think I was a liability to have me fired.
32:22Luckily, someone grabbed my meds and gave me a few when I was out.
32:25I'm good as new.
32:26Scary stuff, though.
32:27I think I may have even stopped breathing for a second.
32:30Alan, okay, whatever you do, do not join in this dance, okay?
32:35Your timer, it's changed.
32:36Now it says you die at 9.55!
32:39Jesus, Clyde.
32:40Again with this?
32:41I'm done with your paranoia.
32:42Look, Alan!
32:43Look!
32:44You're out of your meds, okay?
32:45I don't want to lose you again.
32:46Not like this.
32:47Get off of me, Clyde.
32:48If you really cared about me, you'd shut your mouth about my condition.
32:51Mr. Kingsley can't know about my heart.
32:53Alright, Alan.
32:54You're a best dancer and need you up the front, buddy.
32:57Wait, wait, wait, wait.
32:58No, no, no, no, no.
32:59I'm begging you, please.
33:00Just sit this one out.
33:01I said get off of me.
33:02Are you jealous of my dance moves, too?
33:04Hey, hey!
33:05Listen to your friend, okay?
33:06I need you to fuck off.
33:07I want you out of here.
33:09I can't leave yet.
33:10I need to save Ivy and the baby.
33:12Look, Alan, I'm sorry, okay?
33:15I don't know what else I can do.
33:17If you are this determined to die, I can't stop you.
33:20Alright, everyone, it's show time, just like how we practiced.
33:26Aye, aye, Captain!
33:28Fuck my life.
33:33Why didn't these assholes just die like they were supposed to?
33:37Could it be her?
33:38Did she plant the bomb?
33:40What if something went wrong and she had to reset the timer to 11 o'clock?
33:44Hey, hey, hey, hey!
33:58Whoa, whoa, whoa!
33:59Alan!
34:00Please stop this, okay?
34:01Your heart can't take it.
34:02Let him dance!
34:04He was fine until you interrupted him!
34:06God!
34:07Get the hell out of here or I'm gonna call the cops!
34:10I need to stay here.
34:14I need to stop the bomb and save my wife.
34:17Alright, team, let's keep this going!
34:20Mr. Kaisley!
34:21Mr. Kaisley!
34:22Look at his energy!
34:23This is what loyalty looks like!
34:25No one works harder in here than I do!
34:26No one!
34:27You're killing it!
34:32Get up, Alan!
34:35Come on!
34:37We need you!
34:38I won't let you down, sir!
34:39Picture group for life!
34:41Holy shit!
34:42He was right!
34:43So, Alan only has three minutes left to live?
34:59Liam!
35:00Call an ambulance!
35:01Why don't we go back into my office?
35:03Alan's gonna be fine.
35:04He's fine.
35:05We have the best medical insurance in the business.
35:08Come on!
35:09Come on!
35:10He's being silly!
35:11Come on!
35:12Right!
35:13Sure!
35:14Let's go!
35:15Okay!
35:16Come on!
35:17Come on!
35:18Come on!
35:19Come on!
35:20Alright!
35:21Ambulance is on its way!
35:22Come on!
35:23Get him out of here!
35:24Off company property!
35:25Outside!
35:26Now!
35:27Come on!
35:28Come on!
35:29Come on!
35:30Come on!
35:31Come on!
35:32You know it doesn't matter, right?
35:33He's gonna be dead in three minutes!
35:34Is Clyde actually not crazy?
35:35He just predicted Alan's death!
35:36Does that mean there's actually a bomb?
35:37Oh god!
35:38I'm not ready to die!
35:39Something's happens to Alan!
35:40It's on you!
35:41What?
35:42Are you stupid?
35:43I tried warning him!
35:44Okay!
35:45He didn't listen!
35:46And you know why?
35:47You know it doesn't matter!
35:48You know it doesn't matter, right?
35:49He's gonna be dead in three minutes!
35:50Is Clyde actually not crazy?
35:51He just predicted Alan's death!
35:52Does that mean there's actually a bomb?
35:53Oh god!
35:54I'm not ready to die!
35:55I'm not ready to die!
35:58Something's happens to Alan!
36:00It's on you!
36:01What?
36:02Are you stupid?
36:04I tried warning him!
36:06Okay?
36:07He didn't listen!
36:08And you know why?
36:09It's because he was terrified!
36:12He was so scared that you were gonna fire him
36:15because of his heart condition!
36:17This toxic company killed him!
36:19Not me!
36:22Mr. Todd, Ms. Linden, I'm really sorry about this.
36:24Sorry about this, um, can you just give me one minute, okay? I'm gonna be right back.
36:29Of course. Employees can first.
36:47How's Allen?
36:49I had him carried outside. He should be in the ambulance by now, sir.
36:53He's gone.
36:56I'm so sick of your negativity. I'm sure Allen is fine.
37:00Look, I get it. You're upset. You got fired. Move on. Grow up.
37:03No, no, no, no, no. I'm upset because nobody is listening to me.
37:10Talk to me.
37:12What?
37:16He's dead.
37:24So Clyde was right. He said Allen was going to die and boom, he's dead.
37:29Look, look, look. Listen up. Everyone calm down, okay?
37:34This office is in one of the safest areas in the entire city.
37:38Okay? There is no bomb.
37:42Now, today's been tough. It's been tough.
37:46Okay, but let's not make it worse by feeding into silly rumors.
37:52Let's just get back to words.
37:53This is why I fired you. You can't sell anything. Not even a bomb threat.
38:01You are one horrible salesman.
38:03What? You know, that's crazy. I was the sales champion for five years straight.
38:10And you know what? If you remember, that only changed when you and Liam started talking to my clients.
38:14Whoa! Wait right there.
38:18When an employee gets complacent, it is my job to motivate them.
38:26Simple. When you really think about it, right?
38:32Where exactly did Allen die?
38:35He died on the way to the hospital, sir.
38:38Okay, so not on company premises. His family can't sue.
38:41You know, it doesn't matter where he died, right?
38:48He had a heart attack because you forced him to dance. You're liable.
38:52So they're saying it's natural causes instead of a workplace injury?
38:56God, capitalism is the worst.
38:58Listen, it's not what you think.
39:01Obviously, I'm just trying to figure out what I'm going to tell the insurance company.
39:07That's all?
39:08Look, right now, let's not focus on horrible rumors.
39:14Let's focus on sealing the deal with Eminent.
39:18Because...
39:22That's what...
39:24That's what Allen...
39:26Would have wanted.
39:27I'm sorry.
39:31I'm sorry.
39:33You.
39:34With me.
39:36Make sure.
39:37I don't know what kind of fucking game you're playing today, but hear this.
39:39I can have your wife fired in a heartbeat.
39:53I have to protect Ivy and her job.
39:56No choice but to play along.
39:57I'm sorry, Mr. Kingsley.
40:02You won't hear another word out of me today.
40:04What'd that monster have to say?
40:05You think?
40:06You wanted me to shut up about the explosion.
40:07What an asshole.
40:09I wish this place would just burn to the ground.
40:11What's up with that huge duffle bag?
40:12What's up with that huge duffle bag?
40:14She normally only brings a small purse to work.
40:17monster have to say you think you wanted me to shut up about the explosion what an asshole i wish
40:24this place would just burn to the ground what's up with that huge duffel bag what's up with that
40:33huge duffel bag she normally only brings a small purse to work is that where she's hiding the bomb
40:38clyde earth to clyde are you there uh yeah yeah um listen emily i i get it i mean mr kingsley he's
40:50he's not exactly a saint right but there are good people who work in this office
40:56you know that right he's actually a saint he's straight up a demon
41:00hey yeah i'll be there in a minute i gotta go
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