A Girls Guide To A Queen Bee Take Down Full Movie
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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You've got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you gonna cry?
00:01:34Like a little baby?
00:01:37Oops.
00:01:38Oh, my God.
00:01:58Oh, my God.
00:02:01Wait.
00:02:03wait is that the heart of the ocean necklace please everybody knows that belongs to the
00:02:11heirs of the wintersby family audrey rose who by the way is my bestie that's worth
00:02:1710 million dollars that cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than 10
00:02:21oh my god what have you done
00:02:29there you go there you go girl don't worry just buy a new piece of crap with that money
00:02:37she's a bitch yeah you look like you need a hand you look like you need a hand thanks
00:02:50you're the new girl i'm rose pleased to meet you gabby i'm your welcome guide
00:02:58i'm supposed to show you the ropes how wonderful
00:03:01okay quick rundown of the ecosystem should i be taking notes only if you want to survive
00:03:09okay here we have our the skaters
00:03:13the jocks
00:03:17and the nerds i'm the nerd and we are pretty cool by the way
00:03:24and the queen bees i would steer clear of them especially sloan she stings
00:03:31oh i wouldn't dare
00:03:32i wouldn't dare sloan has dug her claws into him deep
00:03:38i wasn't oh that's chasing greg the most popular guy in school they've been dating and breaking
00:03:47I wouldn't dare. Sloan has dug her claws into him deep.
00:03:52I wasn't.
00:03:54Oh.
00:03:55That's Chase and Greg, the most popular guy in school.
00:03:58They've been, you know, dating and breaking up and getting back together.
00:04:02It's like a sexual ping-pong match.
00:04:17Oh! You should join the academic decathlon!
00:04:31The winner gets scholarships, which is the only way I could go to college.
00:04:36Needless to say, I'm not a part of the Rich Gets clique.
00:04:42Oh, and that's Eric.
00:04:44He's a skater and I'm so crushing on him.
00:04:48Hey, he's a skater.
00:04:49Oh!
00:04:51Hey, Gabby.
00:04:52Yo.
00:04:54That's Eric.
00:04:56I was just telling her about the academic decathlon.
00:04:59Oh, yeah. You in?
00:05:00Yeah, sure.
00:05:01Sweet. Then I'm in.
00:05:03Awesome!
00:05:04Got a boat. Later, babes.
00:05:07Oh, my God. Oh, my God. He just called his name!
00:05:09Shh!
00:05:10I think he likes you.
00:05:12Shh!
00:05:13Okay, now for the important stuff.
00:05:15Okay.
00:05:16Stay away from the stroganoff at lunch, and stay away from the underside of the desk if you want to avoid old gum,
00:05:21and stay away from Mr. Spadaro.
00:05:23He gets handsy.
00:05:24Hey, watch out!
00:05:31Oh, my God.
00:05:32Oh, my God.
00:05:33He's getting fecal.
00:05:34I'm so sorry.
00:05:35It's fine. It's just a little blood.
00:05:37Hang on.
00:05:43Oh, thanks.
00:05:47Your jacket smells good.
00:05:53Are you the new girl?
00:05:55Yeah.
00:05:56I'm Jason.
00:06:02Rose.
00:06:04Nice to meet you.
00:06:09Come on, Jason. Home room's starting.
00:06:12Stay away from this trash.
00:06:14Might catch something.
00:06:16Ugh, look at the secondhand clothes.
00:06:19Let's go.
00:06:20Jason, come back.
00:06:21Later.
00:06:22I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:26Oh, my God.
00:06:27Your jacket smells good.
00:06:29I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:30Yep.
00:06:31Kinda lame.
00:06:33Clearly, I don't have a lot of experience with boys.
00:06:37Come on.
00:06:38Let's go.
00:06:49Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:06:52Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you to meet our new student, Rose Smith.
00:06:57Now, she's been homeschooled, and this is her first foray into public school.
00:07:02Pleased to make your acquaintances.
00:07:03I trust that you'll all welcome Rose, and that you'll answer any questions that she has.
00:07:10How would you like to be addressed?
00:07:11Is it just Rose?
00:07:12Yes.
00:07:13Rose will suffice.
00:07:15How about secondhand Rose?
00:07:18That's enough.
00:07:20Grab brackets.
00:07:26Ow, ow, oh, my God.
00:07:28Ow, ow, there's something in my eye.
00:07:29What is it?
00:07:30Something's in my eye.
00:07:31I need my contact solution or something.
00:07:33Rose, can you go get it for me?
00:07:34Yeah.
00:07:35Where is it?
00:07:36Ah, it's in my locker.
00:07:37Go get it.
00:07:38Over there?
00:07:39Okay.
00:07:40Go, go.
00:07:48Oh, my God.
00:07:50Hey.
00:07:55What are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:56I...
00:07:57I thought that, um...
00:08:09That'll show the bitch.
00:08:18Rose?
00:08:19Rose?
00:08:22Where are you?
00:08:26Are you showering with a boy?
00:08:30Rose?
00:08:35Sklum, what are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:08:38Chasen?
00:08:39Is that you?
00:08:40Are you in there with Rose?
00:08:41Don't lie to me.
00:08:42I saw her come in here.
00:08:43What do I do?
00:08:59How is she not here?
00:09:01I gotta get out of here before I get caught.
00:09:02I...
00:09:27I'm so sorry.
00:09:28I'm so sorry.
00:09:36Ouch!
00:09:37Excuse you much?
00:09:43Why are you wet?
00:09:50How's your eye?
00:09:52Miraculously better.
00:09:58What exactly is going on here?
00:10:14Nothing.
00:10:16Absolutely nothing.
00:10:17But...
00:10:19I think someone switched the locker room signs.
00:10:21Hmm.
00:10:24Listen up second-hand, Rose.
00:10:26Chasen?
00:10:27Off-limits.
00:10:28Understand?
00:10:30Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare.
00:10:33I'm not even ready for boys yet, so...
00:10:37You know what?
00:10:39A little makeup, better clothes, and maybe a brush through your hair.
00:10:44You could almost pass as one of us.
00:10:47That's it.
00:10:49You are my new project.
00:10:51Tomorrow, my house makeover.
00:10:55Okay.
00:11:01You know what they say, right?
00:11:03Keep your friends close, and your competition closer.
00:11:06Ugh.
00:11:08Ugh.
00:11:11Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?
00:11:14It's gonna be so fun.
00:11:16Well, it's more than fun.
00:11:18I have to win that scholarship to go to college.
00:11:20You don't have money.
00:11:22We'll win.
00:11:23I promise we'll win.
00:11:25Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:11:28You're crazy.
00:11:30Rose.
00:11:31What are you doing?
00:11:33We're signing up for the academic decathlon.
00:11:35Oh.
00:11:37Mm-hmm.
00:11:38Okay.
00:11:39Well, first of all, you can't hang out with Gabby.
00:11:41Gabby's a nerd, and queen bees don't associate with nerds.
00:11:44Secondly, the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers.
00:11:48Cheerleading tryouts are next week.
00:11:50Be there.
00:11:51It's okay.
00:11:52Being a queen bee is important, and it's your chance to be popular.
00:12:07It's not important to me.
00:12:09I mean, you're not that smart anyways, so...
00:12:13What are you talking about?
00:12:14I have a 4.0 and a 1500 SAT score.
00:12:19Just go.
00:12:20You're not gonna fit in anyway.
00:12:23Fine.
00:12:25Whatever.
00:12:32Wow.
00:12:34You're fitting in fast.
00:12:36That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected.
00:12:41She means that as a compliment.
00:12:43Probably.
00:12:44Yeah.
00:12:45Definitely.
00:12:47You know, it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight.
00:12:51Guess I'm a fast learner.
00:12:54Wow.
00:12:55So modest.
00:12:56Loves it.
00:12:58Hey.
00:12:59Good form out there.
00:13:00Thanks.
00:13:02Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom, huh?
00:13:05I would've paid to see that.
00:13:10Oh my God.
00:13:11Ow.
00:13:12I think I pulled something.
00:13:13You okay?
00:13:14No.
00:13:16Oh God.
00:13:18Jason.
00:13:19I think I need a heroic exit.
00:13:22You're not serious.
00:13:24I am.
00:13:25If I fall and shatter my kneecap, it's your fault.
00:13:27Don't worry.
00:13:28I'll bring him back.
00:13:29Later.
00:13:30Yeah.
00:13:31I'll see ya.
00:13:32She's being nice.
00:13:33That's never a good sign.
00:13:35Oh my God.
00:13:36Ew.
00:13:37Look at these losers.
00:13:38My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby, doesn't have to go to school.
00:13:40Private tutors.
00:13:41Well, maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen.
00:13:42Um.
00:13:43No.
00:13:44She can't stand these plebeians.
00:13:45She told me so herself.
00:13:46Wow.
00:13:48You know, for fun, sometimes the girls and I we start gossip chains and keep the plebes
00:14:10in their place. Gossip chains? Watch this.
00:14:25Now watch what happens.
00:14:28Ew.
00:14:35Hey, Eric.
00:14:36Just leave me alone, Gabby. Why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend?
00:14:43What?
00:14:44Audrey Rose Wintersby. You really thought I wouldn't find out?
00:14:59Gabby.
00:15:02You okay? Do you care?
00:15:04Of course I do.
00:15:07You lied to me.
00:15:09Why?
00:15:11You're Audrey frickin' Wintersby.
00:15:14Wait, what?
00:15:16You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals.
00:15:18Like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a coal estate.
00:15:24Who told you?
00:15:25Doesn't matter.
00:15:27Coach is looking for you.
00:15:28Yeah, I'm coming.
00:15:31Gabby, I'm so sorry. I just want to end the gossip.
00:15:35Everyone thinks I hooked up with Eric. They're calling me take a thought.
00:15:39Okay, I didn't start that. But I also didn't stop it and I hate myself for that.
00:15:51Let me make it up to you.
00:15:52How?
00:15:57Give me one chance.
00:15:59This Saturday.
00:16:01I'm studying for the decathlon.
00:16:02Skip it!
00:16:04I want to show you something no one gets to see.
00:16:06No tricks. Just the truth.
00:16:12If you're lying, I swear to God.
00:16:17I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is.
00:16:32Relax. It's just where I live. It's not who I am.
00:16:37You say that, but I just passed a tennis court with your name on it.
00:16:41Can you have a butler?
00:16:44Okay, technically my parents do, but yeah, Norman likes me better, so I...
00:17:02Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:17:15I was lonely.
00:17:17And I wanted to make friends.
00:17:21And I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:24I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:26It's not all that.
00:17:29Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloan.
00:17:33So what are you gonna do?
00:17:38I'm gonna take her down.
00:17:40How?
00:17:42Do you want to know another secret?
00:17:44I'm actually really good at tennis.
00:17:46No way!
00:17:47That way.
00:17:48That way.
00:17:49I could teach you.
00:17:51Girls' Day and a vendetta.
00:17:53And that's rich.
00:17:55Yeah.
00:18:18She did that on purpose!
00:18:21She looked me dead in the eye and bam!
00:18:27I barely know how to hold a racket.
00:18:29You can ask Abby.
00:18:31I missed like five in a row.
00:18:33She looked me dead in the eyes.
00:18:35It's called eye contact, Sloan.
00:18:37It's a basic social skill.
00:18:40She smiles when she hit me!
00:18:42I smile a lot.
00:18:44It's polite.
00:18:45Enough!
00:18:47This isn't court TV.
00:18:49Miss Smith.
00:18:51Do you really expect me to believe that you're just an uncoordinated student who accidentally hit another girl in the face with a tennis ball?
00:19:02You should definitely believe that.
00:19:05I'm tragically unathletic.
00:19:07Liar.
00:19:09You're wearing like three different brands of lipstick and I'm the criminal?
00:19:12Fine.
00:19:13Listen here, Rose Smith.
00:19:17Consider this your strike one.
00:19:20Three strikes and you're out.
00:19:22Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:23Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:24Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:25Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:26Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:27What did you say?
00:19:28Found this on the ground.
00:19:29Oh, I've been looking for this.
00:19:31Eric, please.
00:19:32I'm just trying to live a normal life.
00:19:33Please don't.
00:19:34Yeah, no.
00:19:35Your secret's safe with me.
00:19:36Just like best friends.
00:19:37Um, okay.
00:19:38Pinky swear.
00:19:39Uh, okay.
00:19:40Pinky swear.
00:19:41Uh, okay.
00:19:42Pinky swear.
00:19:43So, wanna sit together at lunch?
00:19:44Uh, okay.
00:19:45Pinky swear.
00:19:46Uh, okay.
00:19:47Pinky swear.
00:19:48Uh, okay.
00:19:49Pinky swear.
00:19:50Yeah, I don't know.
00:19:51You're not.
00:19:52I'm just looking for this on the ground.
00:19:53Oh, I've been looking for this.
00:19:55I've been looking for this.
00:19:57Oh, I've been looking for this.
00:19:58Eric, please.
00:19:59I'm just trying to live a normal life.
00:20:01I, please don't.
00:20:02Yeah, no.
00:20:03Your secret's safe with me.
00:20:04Uh, okay. Pinky swear.
00:20:08So, want to sit together at lunch?
00:20:12I already made plans to sit with Gabby.
00:20:17Eric, she didn't say those things about you.
00:20:20That was just Sloane doing a gossip chain.
00:20:22Right. Now, figures.
00:20:26Pinky swear.
00:20:29Awesome.
00:20:31Awesome.
00:20:34But the point being, Eric knows you didn't say anything and that it was all Sloane's gossip chain.
00:20:43Oh, my God. I'm so relieved.
00:20:50So, you and Eric are hanging out now?
00:20:53Just friends.
00:20:57Promise.
00:20:58What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:00What are you talking about?
00:21:02Why are you being such a bitch?
00:21:04Look who's talking.
00:21:07You tormented Gabby.
00:21:09You torment everyone.
00:21:10Actually, you are the massive bitch.
00:21:13Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?
00:21:15Since forever.
00:21:16I have no idea what I was thinking, hanging out with you.
00:21:21Oh, please. You loved it. You loved every second of it.
00:21:25I tolerated it.
00:21:27Because I thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and ego.
00:21:32Oh, honey, your halo? It's slipping.
00:21:34And yours was always fake.
00:21:37You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you.
00:21:54And by the way, your taste is abhorrent.
00:21:58Okay, I don't know what that means, but it better mean awesome.
00:22:02It means it sucks, says the homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum.
00:22:08Says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat.
00:22:11Okay, well, you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and Chasen said hi to you?
00:22:16I've always been better than you.
00:22:17I was just too polite to say it.
00:22:19This is war, Rose Smith.
00:22:32Bring it on.
00:22:42You bitch!
00:22:49Hey.
00:23:13Hey.
00:23:14I need to ask you something.
00:23:17It's kind of important.
00:23:18No, it's really, it's actually kind of lame.
00:23:22What's up?
00:23:24I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis.
00:23:30After hitting Sloan in the face, I could really use the help.
00:23:33I can, yeah, definitely coach you.
00:23:36Cool.
00:23:37After school?
00:23:40After school.
00:23:42It's a date.
00:23:43I can't do it.
00:24:03I can't do it.
00:24:03You should join the tennis team.
00:24:27You know, I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:36Yeah.
00:24:36Yeah.
00:24:38Hey.
00:24:39Shh.
00:24:40Shh.
00:24:44Shh.
00:24:48Hey.
00:24:49Hey.
00:24:49Hey.
00:24:50Hey.
00:24:50Hey.
00:24:51Hey.
00:24:51Hey.
00:24:52Hey.
00:24:52Hey.
00:24:53Hey.
00:24:53Hey.
00:24:54Hey.
00:24:54Hey.
00:24:54Hey.
00:24:55Hey.
00:24:56Hey, what are you doing?
00:24:58Hey.
00:24:59Hey.
00:25:00Hey, Heath.
00:25:02Hey.
00:25:02Hey.
00:25:06Hey.
00:25:09This walk so far.
00:25:10Hey.
00:25:11Hey.
00:25:12Hey, that's your boy.
00:25:14Hey.
00:25:15Hey.
00:25:16Hey, man.
00:25:18You won't get away with this.
00:25:19Oh, gosh.
00:25:20Say, hey.
00:25:20Hey, say, hey.
00:25:21Hey.
00:25:21Hey, hey.
00:25:22What the hell?
00:25:32No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:25:34You've got to be kidding me.
00:25:52Oh, my God.
00:25:57Oh, my God.
00:26:01Oh, no, no, no.
00:26:21What are you doing?
00:26:22Rose Smith.
00:26:24Why are you half-dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:27Someone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:30Now, go get dressed.
00:26:39Checkmate.
00:26:45Here.
00:26:47Take this.
00:26:48It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:50I owe you one.
00:26:55Again.
00:26:56Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:57I'm reliable.
00:27:07Eric.
00:27:09Huh.
00:27:09I don't even know what that means.
00:27:12He likes you.
00:27:13He doesn't even know me.
00:27:14Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:19Maybe.
00:27:20Hey, Lord.
00:27:25What happened to you?
00:27:26I'll explain in the car.
00:27:28Long day.
00:27:30Are we okay?
00:27:31Yeah.
00:27:32Oh, my God.
00:27:33There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:35Gross older guy?
00:27:36Even better.
00:27:37This is going to ruin her.
00:27:40Ew.
00:27:51Settle down.
00:27:52Settle down, everybody.
00:27:54People.
00:27:55This is the first away game of the season.
00:27:58Remember.
00:27:59You're representing the school.
00:28:00Mind if I sit here?
00:28:14Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:16Hey, Rose.
00:28:29Mm-hmm.
00:28:30Saved you a seat.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:33No, you don't.
00:28:36Jason.
00:28:38You're saying about you?
00:28:41Sorry, Eric.
00:28:43On the way back?
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:44Okay.
00:28:44Sure.
00:28:46Boobie, I'm going to sit right here, on my man's lap.
00:29:09Sloane, seriously?
00:29:10There's no room.
00:29:14Mm.
00:29:15Everyone!
00:29:18I have an announcement to make.
00:29:20I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:22And Audrey Rose Wintersby's going to be there.
00:29:25Better show up.
00:29:36So, are you going to go?
00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:39Why not?
00:29:41I'll be going.
00:29:43Well, okay then.
00:29:45I'll go.
00:29:53Listen.
00:29:54You want Chase,
00:29:55and I want Rose.
00:29:56So...
00:29:57Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:29:59Exactly.
00:30:00I got a plan.
00:30:02Huh.
00:30:02Huh.
00:30:15All right.
00:30:17Here we go.
00:30:18This was a mistake.
00:30:19I don't belong here.
00:30:21Yes, yes, you do.
00:30:22You're with me.
00:30:23That's my point.
00:30:24See, Eric is here.
00:30:26I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:28Oh.
00:30:28Come here.
00:30:30This could be a turning point.
00:30:33Just stick with me.
00:30:35Okay?
00:30:40Okay.
00:30:41You ready?
00:30:42Oh, yes.
00:30:42Oh, look.
00:30:47Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:50I promise.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:53Hi.
00:30:54Hi.
00:30:56No, thank you.
00:30:57I don't drink.
00:30:59Of course you don't.
00:31:01So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:07Oh, my God.
00:31:09You are virgins.
00:31:10Shut up, son.
00:31:11Stop being a jerk.
00:31:13Okay.
00:31:14How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah.
00:31:17Truth or dare.
00:31:25Oh.
00:31:26Gabby to Eric.
00:31:28Truth or dare.
00:31:29Eric, truth or dare.
00:31:32Truth.
00:31:39Oh, my God.
00:31:41Come on, Gabby.
00:31:42Come on, Gabby.
00:31:42We don't have all night.
00:31:44What's your favorite color?
00:31:45Okay.
00:31:46What kind of question is that?
00:31:48Blue?
00:31:49Virgin.
00:31:50Sloan.
00:31:51What?
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:53Oh.
00:31:53Eric to Rose.
00:31:58Okay.
00:32:00Rose.
00:32:01Truth or dare.
00:32:02Dare.
00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:06Wait.
00:32:06What?
00:32:07Come on, Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:12Rose.
00:32:13Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:15Rose.
00:32:16Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:18Rose.
00:32:19What the hell?
00:32:27Hey.
00:32:28Watch your ass.
00:32:29Oh, yeah.
00:32:31What are you going to do about it?
00:32:35No, Gabby.
00:32:36Wait.
00:32:36Let her go.
00:32:38If you chase her, she's just going to be more embarrassed.
00:32:41Okay.
00:32:42Chase him.
00:32:43You're up.
00:32:44Truth or dare.
00:32:46Dare.
00:32:46I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:54Rose.
00:32:56Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:33:01I'd love to.
00:33:02Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:27Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:29Oh, my God.
00:33:31Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:39Shit.
00:33:41Oh.
00:33:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:42I didn't.
00:33:43I thought that's.
00:33:43I forgot.
00:33:44The door wasn't.
00:33:45I.
00:33:47Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:33:59You're so beautiful.
00:34:21What the?
00:34:22What the?
00:34:52Wait, what?
00:35:01Rose has an old sugar daddy?
00:35:04Gross.
00:35:05What?
00:35:06It's true.
00:35:07I've seen you together.
00:35:09He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:35:12I have photos.
00:35:15He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:18There is an even bigger secret.
00:35:22I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:27Okay.
00:35:35I know who that man is.
00:35:39He's her dad.
00:35:40Come on, you guys.
00:35:42Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:43Remember, Rose?
00:35:44You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:47Yeah, that was a really fun day.
00:35:50Oh my God, shut up.
00:35:51They're lying.
00:35:52Oh my God.
00:35:54Eric?
00:35:57Hey, I just want to say thank you for staving my butt back there.
00:36:02Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:05Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:06Let's be more than friends.
00:36:08Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:10I wonder if I want to make it harder.
00:36:11No, hey, stop.
00:36:12Stop.
00:36:13Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole.
00:36:14What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:24Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up.
00:36:27She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:29You're a liar.
00:36:30You don't even know her.
00:36:32Yeah, I do, asshole.
00:36:34No.
00:36:35She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:37Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:40She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:51Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:54Oh, my God.
00:36:57Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:37:00Huh?
00:37:11You can't do this anymore.
00:37:13Everyone is so evil.
00:37:14They're horrible.
00:37:16Unlike you.
00:37:19Are we still up for Saturday night?
00:37:22No, forget it.
00:37:25Forget everything.
00:37:26You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:29I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:31He's an asshole.
00:37:33But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37Yeah.
00:37:38He was just kidding.
00:37:40Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:44Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:49Come on, just say yes.
00:37:52Okay.
00:37:55Okay.
00:37:55Okay.
00:38:01Where I was early for my first real date.
00:38:09Hello?
00:38:10This is Rachel from Shea Belle V.
00:38:11Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:14But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.
00:38:217 p.m.
00:38:22Oh.
00:38:23Okay.
00:38:25Thanks.
00:38:25Thanks.
00:38:25Understand the assignment?
00:38:40Good.
00:38:40Good.
00:38:42How?
00:38:46How?
00:38:46Jason, I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:16I fenced it out.
00:39:21Hey, Rose. Small world. What are you doing here?
00:39:25I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:31No, that's weird because I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:39What?
00:39:42Hey, do you mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure, go ahead.
00:39:55I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner. She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really? I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:12What?
00:40:13I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party. I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse. I know. But, um, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:26What?
00:40:28I'm so sorry, Jason. But, why don't I have dinner with you?
00:40:35Yeah, it's fine. Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Jason. He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:43What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin? And he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does?
00:40:50No.
00:40:54I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:40:56No.
00:41:21You okay?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:26What?
00:41:29Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:33I've been so stupid.
00:41:38I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40It's probably for the best.
00:41:42That guy's a pig.
00:41:43Yeah.
00:41:56It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:59Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:01Yeah.
00:42:02Yeah, sure. Let's go.
00:42:03What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:31Hello?
00:42:32I don't care.
00:42:36Well, you will.
00:42:37And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:38And you're going to ace this.
00:42:40And...
00:42:41Oh, no.
00:42:43What now?
00:42:45Sloan posted this.
00:42:49Jason and Sloan?
00:42:51They were together last night.
00:42:53And they're going to prom together.
00:42:58But he said he liked me.
00:43:00Hey, Virgin.
00:43:03Did you hear the news?
00:43:04Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:06And we're going to prom together.
00:43:08Hmm.
00:43:09That's a lie.
00:43:10Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:14Oh.
00:43:15Big word for the little Virgin.
00:43:16Enough.
00:43:17Sloan.
00:43:18I'm done.
00:43:19Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:21You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:22Everyone knows it.
00:43:23And no one seems to care.
00:43:24And you're just jealous that Chasen and I hooked up.
00:43:26Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:27Because I don't believe it.
00:43:28And even if it were true,
00:43:36you would like to tell them to come out of your grave.
00:43:39You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:42Everyone knows it, and no one seems to care.
00:43:45And you're just jealous that Chasen and I hooked up.
00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:51Because I don't believe it.
00:43:54And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:58Because I wouldn't want anyone
00:44:00who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:04You take that back.
00:44:06Or what?
00:44:09Bitch, fight.
00:44:11Bitch, fight.
00:44:12Bitch, fight.
00:44:13Bitch, fight.
00:44:14Bitch, fight.
00:44:15Bitch, fight.
00:44:16Bitch, fight.
00:44:17Bitch, fight.
00:44:18Bitch, fight.
00:44:19Bitch, fight.
00:44:20Bitch, fight.
00:44:21Bitch, fight.
00:44:22Girls!
00:44:23Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:25Ow, ow, ow my foot.
00:44:26Oh my god, I think she broke my foot.
00:44:30Bros.
00:44:31This school has a zero tolerance policy
00:44:35when it comes to violence.
00:44:37tolerance policy when it comes to violence third strike you're out expelled
00:44:44now go get your things but I didn't touch her I didn't touch you I said go
00:44:53you heard the man go
00:45:07and expel the academy decathlon we're gonna be disqualified I'm so so sorry
00:45:28you stupid idiotic dead-witted bitch what you heard me you were jealous of
00:45:36knows and because of that I'm not gonna go to college oh honey you were never
00:45:41going to college you're too stupid this has a girl whose body count is higher
00:45:46than her IQ shut up you pathetic prude
00:45:56shut up you pathetic prude
00:46:01Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper
00:46:05Gabby wait I'm so so sorry a lot of good that does us now we're disqualified Rose you got yourself
00:46:22kicked off the team and now we've lost but I tried no I don't get a scholarship
00:46:27I don't get to go to college and it's all because of you but you and your drama
00:46:36like why couldn't you just be a normal person
00:46:39that was so hot
00:46:50we're all right
00:46:59yeah
00:47:03yeah
00:47:05yeah
00:47:09yeah
00:47:12yeah
00:47:18Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:48How did you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:03Tell me.
00:48:05Tell me!
00:48:07She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:13Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:15I was going to, but then the whole date thing happened, and you and Sloan happened, and
00:48:23then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:30I didn't sleep with Sloan.
00:48:33She drugged me, and the date thing was a setup.
00:48:37Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloan had.
00:48:41They set me up, too.
00:48:43I'm sorry.
00:48:53Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:57Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:48:59I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.
00:49:05And I wanted you to like me.
00:49:09For me.
00:49:11And not because of what I am.
00:49:13Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:16I'm crazy about you, too.
00:49:20You're so beautiful.
00:49:24You're so beautiful.
00:49:50Why are you wet?
00:50:00It doesn't matter.
00:50:02I have an idea.
00:50:06What?
00:50:08Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:12You are going to kill me at all.
00:50:28Okay.
00:50:29I give up.
00:50:30You should give up.
00:50:31I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:35I was a kid.
00:50:36Well, you did pretty well for someone
00:50:37who threw a cranny to yourself.
00:50:42Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah, pretty much.
00:50:49And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:53Okay.
00:51:05You're different when you're like this.
00:51:22Like what?
00:51:24Yourself.
00:51:29I know our new dates can feel this special.
00:51:33Neither did I.
00:51:34I don't want it to end.
00:51:42It doesn't have to.
00:52:00I'm a virgin.
00:52:01I'm a virgin.
00:52:04I love you, Rose.
00:52:16I love you, Rose.
00:52:26I love you, too.
00:52:27I love you, Rose.
00:52:39I love you, Rose.
00:52:41I love you, Rose.
00:52:52I love you, Rose.
00:52:54I love you, Rose.
00:52:54I love you, Rose.
00:52:54I love you, Rose.
00:52:55I love you, Rose.
00:52:56I love you, Rose.
00:52:56I love you, Rose.
00:52:57I love you, Rose.
00:52:58I love you, Rose.
00:52:58I love you, Rose.
00:52:59I love you, Rose.
00:52:59I love you, Rose.
00:53:00I love you, Rose.
00:53:00I love you, Rose.
00:53:01I worked up at half the time.
00:53:19So how was it?
00:53:21It was amazing.
00:53:25Hey, do I look different?
00:53:29No, you look beautiful.
00:53:31Can I have something important to ask you?
00:53:42Uh-oh.
00:53:43What?
00:53:49Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:56Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:57Jason, I can't.
00:54:05I was expelled.
00:54:07What?
00:54:09Fuck.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:16So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:17Hey, Jason.
00:54:33Hey.
00:54:35How's Rose?
00:54:37Bummed.
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:40I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:43Yeah.
00:54:45Thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:48Well, maybe.
00:54:53Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:54I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes, indeed.
00:55:12I am aware.
00:55:13But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:18Are we ready to leave?
00:55:19Hey, Gabby.
00:55:23Rose.
00:55:24Get over here right away.
00:55:25Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:26Wait, what?
00:55:27What happened?
00:55:32Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:34Something happened to Jason.
00:55:34Quit that sound.
00:55:35Okay.
00:55:45Jason.
00:55:46Where's Jason?
00:55:47Where's Jason?
00:55:47Where's Jason?
00:55:49It's Audrey Rose.
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:52People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:03Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:06Oh, my God.
00:56:07Oh, my God.
00:56:07That's really Audrey Rose.
00:56:12Give me that.
00:56:13Jason.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:15Jason.
00:56:15Hang on.
00:56:18Hang on.
00:56:19She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:22Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:27Nope.
00:56:28Give it.
00:56:29Hang on, everyone.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:35Gabby.
00:56:36Gabby.
00:56:37Gabby.
00:56:38Gabby.
00:56:39Gabby.
00:56:40Gabby.
00:56:41Gabby.
00:56:42Gabby.
00:56:43Gabby.
00:56:44Gabby.
00:56:45Gabby.
00:56:45Gabby.
00:56:47Gabby.
00:56:49Gabby, Gabby.
00:56:53Gabby.
00:56:54Gabby.
00:56:55What the?
00:56:55No, everyone, turn it off.
00:56:57Turn off the videos.
00:56:58You see, it was Sloane that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:57:02And Sloane drug chasing to make it look like they slept together.
00:57:06And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:57:09you bitch security please escort sloan to my office no please no get off me do not touch me
00:57:16do you know how much i am work okay it's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen
00:57:32first the prom king is jason gray
00:57:37and now the moments you've all been waiting for this year's prom queen is
00:57:51audrey rose winterspearl
00:57:58congratulations thank you hi i know how difficult your teenage years can be
00:58:28no matter who you are between school family social media or gossip bullies and mean girls
00:58:38this time can be exceptionally painful but for all the lows there are some amazing highs
00:58:49friends laughter basketball games and hot fudge sundays i mean let's face it high school can be
00:58:56the best time of our lives but remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are
00:59:06because every single one of you is special and now i'd like to invite gabby mcduff to the stage wait what
00:59:19i'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen she's smart and funny and charitable and loyal
00:59:30nobody would make a better prom queen than gabby mcduff
00:59:43hey
01:00:00want to dance
01:00:02get lost
01:00:06everyone
01:00:13everyone
01:00:13all right all right i know you want to get back to dancing
01:00:18but let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence we are proud to announce that gabby
01:00:26has been awarded an academic scholarship
01:00:34gabby all that hard work has paid off congratulations
01:00:47and that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after
01:01:14thank you
01:01:17so