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  • 6/16/2025
A London tube driver considers pursuing a third fatal accident to collect a huge payout. | dG1fbWxwTGZoeUI4WTQ
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00:01Ever felt your life was on the wrong track?
00:14One was an accident.
00:16The first one always stays with you.
00:18Two was bad luck.
00:23Poorly.
00:24Poorly.
00:25Second in a month. It's becoming a habit.
00:27Three was his chance of a lifetime.
00:29You hit three people in a month.
00:31They pay you off ten years old.
00:33Lumsum, thank you very much.
00:35How much?
00:36All he has to do...
00:37Hey!
00:38Don't just stand there!
00:39Shut up!
00:40...is find someone.
00:41I was wondering if you'd be interested in throwing yourself in front of my train.
00:45I'll pay you.
00:46Of course.
00:47That's a fantastic deal.
00:48How could I refuse?
00:50Find anyone!
00:51I'll be driving the train and you can...
00:54jump.
00:55Jump?
00:56Are you crazy?
00:57I'd be killed.
00:58That's the general idea.
01:00There must be something you always wanted to do.
01:02Or to swim with a great white shark.
01:04The thing is we've only got this weekend.
01:05It has to be Monday.
01:06What about London Aquarium?
01:07They've got sharks.
01:08Are you taking the piss?
01:10Now, how easy will it be?
01:13Are you ugly?
01:15Ah!
01:16I'm not disappointed!
01:17Wow!
01:18Is that you?
01:19To take her life.
01:20He was brilliant when I was little.
01:23Just filled up the place.
01:25Like a big bear.
01:26I'm like a shark.
01:27Well, if a shark is a cold-blooded, selfish creature only concerned with its own wants and needs, then you're not far away.
01:33Another?
01:34No, I'd better get back.
01:35Don't be daft.
01:36It's early yet.
01:37What?
01:38When he learns how to live.
01:40I think you're a terrible father.
01:42I've booked her.
01:44Mackenzie Crook.
01:47Colin Meaney.
01:48You're the one who says seize the day!
01:50Gemma Arterton.
01:51Seize the day!
01:52Let me beg your daughter!
01:53And Imelda Staunton in a comedy.
01:56I was your bullet.
01:57About how far you go to change your life.
02:00To escape.
02:02Free and out.
02:04Isn't it a sin to commit suicide if you're a Catholic?
02:07Isn't it a sin to deliberately run someone down with your train if you're a human being?

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