Dumped by her ex, she answers a new call—one from a mysterious commander with a secret past.
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00:00we'll draw them deep into the valley and attack at dawn they'll never see us coming
00:09living up to your family's legacy lieutenant you're making your father proud
00:13we'll draw them into pairs and uh blast them back into the basket ma'am you really don't
00:26have to do that that's why I'm here I know but I promised Ethan I'd take care of his home
00:33you are a saint putting up with this nightmare of a mother for free couldn't mean me oh come
00:39on she's nice sometimes you missed a pair these are still covered in dog shit sometimes when today's
00:54our anniversary you keep asking no answer still the same it's been radio silence for months today's
01:02going to be the same today's the day my son is coming home today so he did remember maybe we
01:13can finally start wedding planning oh can you get started on a cake I want to surprise Ethan oh my
01:26pleasure Mrs. Grant you do too much Matilda you work for me she hasn't married my son yet I'm Mrs. Grant
01:33what do you even do anyway hmm you quit your job and now you leech off my family leech off your family
01:43I gave up everything when you ended up in the ICU oh come off it you're lucky to be here and you know
01:52what do you do it you ungrateful little bitch
02:04party star without me
02:06Ethan you're home
02:14and you're a Green Beret
02:16what exactly is a Green Beret
02:18oh it's he designates us as elite members of the United States Army Special Forces basically we kick ass
02:28you're feisty I love it
02:30Ethan is this your friend
02:32yep it's my army buddy
02:34we're Oxy
02:36buddy
02:37huh
02:38so
02:39is she gonna be the best man at our wedding
02:42you really think he's had any time to think about that
02:44while you've been safe at home daydreaming about your cute little wedding we've been training
02:50side by side
02:51day in and day out
02:53prepping against the worst of the worst on front lines of the actual war
03:00look
03:01Hazel
03:02things have changed
03:03I've been promoted
03:04and I need you to reflect that
03:06okay
03:07oh look
03:09I got you some of those
03:14you got me some
03:15you didn't have to get me anything
03:16it's laundry
03:17couldn't do basic cam so
03:19brought it for you
03:20and it is army issued so you know
03:22very delicate
03:23hand washables
03:24oh
03:26sorry
03:27didn't see you there covered in all the camo
03:29those need to be pressed and cleaned by morning
03:32that's not right
03:36they should be separate
03:38uh
03:41hey
03:42come on
03:43what's with that face
03:44you love laundry
03:46besides
03:47she doesn't have any sweat glands
03:49that's true
03:59oh
04:00so you two are training together
04:01yes
04:02yes
04:03we've been training together
04:04every day
04:05we're very close
04:06you look very strong
04:08what changed
04:09of course
04:10what an amazing young woman you are
04:12thank you
04:13speaking of young women
04:14I have been living with this one for a few months now
04:17and I do not understand what you see in her
04:21you done?
04:22she takes her sweet time
04:30honestly I don't think she's all there
04:36enjoy
04:38Ethan you can't eat that
04:40it's overcooked steak and empty starches
04:43it's disgusting
04:45you need good nutritious food if you want to be strong enough to make lieutenant
04:48lieutenant
04:49oh lieutenant
04:51that sounds important
04:53can I see your acceptance letter?
04:55let your mother be proud
05:05Ethan that's wonderful
05:07congratulations
05:09you know when I got mine
05:10it was the
05:11put your hands off it
05:12when you got yours
05:14a GED isn't the same thing
05:16you got yourself a funny one huh?
05:19look stop embarrassing me
05:21okay?
05:22take this away
05:24and bring back something that's healthy
05:26like a chicken
05:28or a salad
05:29and a raw egg
05:30pre-cracked
05:32actually steak is an excellent source of protein
05:35and great for training
05:37look we're the professionals
05:38okay?
05:40so just leave it to us
05:41okay?
05:42okay
05:45sure
05:46but which did you want first?
05:47do you want me to remake your lunch
05:48or wash the skid marks off your tidy whities?
05:51can't even multitask
05:53you were such a disappointment
05:56maybe you're the disappointment
06:01Ethan what happened?
06:03you won't understand
06:05okay?
06:06things have changed
06:07I mean I have
06:09extreme expectations on my shoulders now
06:14fine
06:16lost my appetite anyways
06:18let me clean up
06:28towel
06:30towel
06:33fine
06:35get it myself
06:38what has gotten into you lately?
06:40you have become
06:42a real
06:43laggard
06:45good weird choice
06:50have you tried one of these?
06:53I mean they are great for exfoliating
06:55honey
06:56if you can stand by my side
06:58you better glow
07:01Ethan?
07:03why haven't you answered any of my letters?
07:05look come off it Hazel
07:08I was in training
07:10and I was busy
07:12pen pals huh?
07:14that's cute
07:15come on let's be real bro
07:17she's just a charity case for you right?
07:19because you're so nice
07:21look I wish I could say that
07:24but unfortunately no
07:26I mean honestly she just loves me too much
07:28you know?
07:30Ethan Grant
07:31how dare you?
07:35Ethan Grant
07:37how dare you?
07:38I'm your fiance
07:40look
07:42Hazel
07:43it's about time I set this
07:45wedding's off
07:47and honestly it's never really on
07:48it's never really on
07:50I think that is a very smart decision darling
07:53after all things have changed
07:55you have other things to consider
07:57other people to consider
08:00hmm
08:02you're a joke
08:04and you know what?
08:05I'm a joke too
08:07I gave up my life to care for your mother
08:10and look where it got me
08:11I am in the United States Special Forces
08:16I don't have time to be married
08:18okay?
08:19and I don't have time for your bullshit
08:22look Hazel
08:24have some self awareness
08:26okay?
08:27you're embarrassing
08:29and Papa's got a network
08:31I abandoned everything I care about
08:34for you
08:36but I'm done embarrassing myself
08:38it's time I live my own life again
08:42look Hazel
08:44if you just
08:46shape it up a bit
08:48get a hobby or something you know
08:50then maybe I'll
08:52take you back
09:01hey superstar
09:03so look
09:05I know you've been stressed out
09:06I know you've been anxious
09:08but I'm something that
09:10well it might cheer you up
09:14it's a gas mess
09:15don't protect against the toxic fumes while you clean
09:24no
09:26the only toxic fume around here is you
09:30I'm done suffocating in this house
09:33it's your turn to choke
09:43hey Hazel
09:45Hazel
09:46Hazel
09:48Miss Hazel where are you going?
09:50don't forget about the cake
09:51what about the cake?
09:57ew
09:58ew
09:59it's really waxy
10:00you call that baking?
10:01no that's a candle
10:03genius
10:04ew
10:06hey don't be rude
10:08I'm home now
10:09it's a happy occasion
10:11mm-hmm
10:14fine
10:15happy now
10:16bye
10:17bye
10:18are you really just gonna let her leave?
10:28oh please
10:29she can't live without Ethan
10:31she'll be back in
10:33five days tops
10:34about five seconds
10:36five
10:37four
10:38three
10:39two
10:41one
10:43right on time huh?
10:49right on time huh?
10:50uh
10:51uh
10:52delivery for
10:53Hazel Langston
10:58what's for you?
10:59free troubles
11:01wow
11:03the richest assholes are always the cheapest dicks
11:12it's her anniversary?
11:15why didn't she tell me?
11:17selfish
11:18what are you doing?
11:25it's hand wash only Matilda
11:27so hey
11:28congratulations
11:30you ruined it
11:33Miss Hazel was the one with the time to do that
11:35my back can't take the standing
11:38and my hands get too dry
11:41Miss Hazel is an absolute godsend
11:43helping me take care of your mother
11:46she wouldn't have lasted this long
11:47if Miss Hazel wasn't by her side
11:49the whole time
11:51I know
11:52I know
11:53I'll um
11:54I'll uh
11:55you know what?
11:56honestly
11:57if Miss Hazel's not here
11:58I don't think I can do this anymore
11:59oh no
12:00hey Tota please
12:03don't leave me with her
12:05I was a fucking nightmare
12:07oh
12:08you're aware then
12:09you must understand
12:10I quit
12:11I quit
12:20hi Mr. Grant
12:21yeah your lease is up
12:22Miss Langston said she was no longer taking care of things so
12:25I was just wondering if you were planning to renew?
12:29I rent?
12:31we rent?
12:33yeah
12:34sure
12:35um
12:36yeah how much does it cost?
12:37yeah it's ten grand a month
12:39ten bands?
12:42how'd you pay that?
12:43how'd you pay that?
12:54miss
12:55are you sure this is the right place?
12:57I really don't want any trouble
12:59it's fine he's of me
13:14welcome home Miss Langston
13:24we'll draw them deep into the valley
13:26and attack at dawn
13:27they'll never see us coming
13:29living up to your family's legacy lieutenant
13:31you're making your father proud
13:40we'll draw them into pairs
13:41and uh
13:42blast them back into the basket
13:44ma'am you really don't have to do that
13:46that's why I'm here
13:48I know
13:49but
13:50I promised Ethan I'd take care of his home
13:53you are a saint
13:54putting up with this nightmare of a mother for free
13:56could it be me?
13:57oh come on
13:59she's nice sometimes
14:02you missed a pair
14:03these are still covered in dog shit
14:09sometimes?
14:11when?
14:12today's our anniversary
14:15you keep asking
14:16and the answer's still the same
14:18it's been radio silence for months
14:20and today's gonna be the same
14:22today's the day
14:24my son is coming home
14:27today?
14:29so he did remember
14:31maybe we can finally start wedding planning
14:42can you get started on a cake?
14:43I wanna surprise Ethan
14:44oh my pleasure
14:45Mrs. Grant
14:46you do too much
14:48Matilda
14:49you work for me
14:50she hasn't married my son yet
14:51I'm Mrs. Grant
14:54what do you even do anyway?
14:56hmm?
14:57you quit your job
14:58and now you leech off my family
15:00leech off your family?
15:02I gave up everything
15:05when you ended up in the ICU
15:07oh come off it
15:09you're lucky to be here
15:10and you know it
15:11you ungrateful little bitch
15:23party star without me?
15:24Ethan
15:25you're home
15:27home
15:33and you're a green beret
15:36what exactly is a green beret?
15:37oh it's
15:38he designates us as elite members of the United States Army Special Forces
15:43basically we kick ass
15:47you're feisty
15:48I love it
15:49Ethan is this your friend?
15:51yep
15:52it's my army buddy
15:53we're Oxy
15:55buddy
15:56huh?
15:57so
15:59is she gonna be the best man at our wedding?
16:01you really think he's had any time to think about that?
16:04while you've been safe at home
16:06daydreaming about your cute little wedding
16:08we've been training
16:10side by side
16:11day in and day out
16:13prepping against the worst of the worst
16:15on front lines of the actual war
16:19look
16:20Hazel
16:21things have changed
16:22I've been promoted
16:24and I need you to reflect that
16:25okay
16:28oh look
16:29I got you something
16:33you got me
16:34you didn't have to get me anything
16:36it's laundry
16:37couldn't do basic cams
16:38so
16:39brought it for you
16:40and it is army issued
16:41so you know
16:42very delicate
16:43and washclose
16:45oh
16:46sorry
16:47didn't see you there
16:48covered in all the camo
16:49those need to be pressed and cleaned by morning
16:52that's not right
16:56they should be separate
16:58uh
17:00hey
17:02come on
17:03what's with that face?
17:04you love laundry
17:06besides
17:07she doesn't have any sweat glands
17:09that's true
17:10oh
17:11so you two are training together
17:20yes
17:21yes
17:22we've been training together
17:23every day
17:24we're very close
17:25you look very strong
17:26what changed
17:27what changed
17:28of course
17:29what an amazing young woman you are
17:31thank you
17:32speaking of young women
17:33i have been living with this one for a few months now
17:36and i do not understand what you see in her
17:40you done?
17:41she takes her sweet time
17:48honestly i don't think she's all there
17:55enjoy
17:57ethan you can't eat that
17:59it's overcooked steak and empty starches
18:02it's disgusting
18:04you need good nutritious food if you want to be strong enough to make lieutenant
18:08oh lieutenant
18:10that sounds important
18:12can i see your acceptance letter?
18:14let your mother be proud
18:24ethan that's wonderful
18:26congratulations
18:28you know when i got mine
18:29hey
18:31keep your hands offy
18:32when you got yours
18:33a GED isn't the same thing
18:35you got yourself a funny one huh?
18:39look stop embarrassing me
18:40okay
18:41take this away
18:43and bring back something that's healthy
18:45like a chicken
18:47or a salad
18:48and a raw egg
18:49pre-cracked
18:51actually steak is an excellent source of protein
18:54and great for training
18:56look we're the professionals
18:57okay?
18:59so just leave it to us
19:00sure
19:01sure
19:03but which did you want first?
19:06do you want me to remake your lunch
19:07or wash the skid marks off your tidy whities?
19:10can't even multitask
19:12you were such a disappointment
19:15maybe you're the disappointment
19:20even what happened?
19:22you won't understand
19:24okay?
19:25things have changed
19:27i mean i have
19:28extreme expectations on my shoulders now
19:33fine
19:34i lost my appetite anyways
19:37let me clean up
19:48towel
19:49towel
19:50towel
19:52fine
19:54get out of myself
19:58what has gotten into you lately?
20:00you have become a real laggard
20:04good weird choice
20:10have you tried one of these?
20:12i mean they are great for exfoliating
20:15honey
20:16if you can stand by my side
20:17you better glow
20:21ethan?
20:23why haven't you answered any of my letters?
20:26look come off it hazel
20:28i was in training
20:30and i was busy
20:32pen pals huh?
20:33that's cute
20:35come on let's be real bro
20:36she's just a charity case for you right?
20:39cause you're so nice
20:41look i wish i could say that
20:43but unfortunately no
20:45i mean honestly she just loves me too much
20:48you know?
20:49ethan grant
20:50how dare you
20:55ethan grant
20:56how dare you
20:58i'm your fiance
20:59look
21:01hazel
21:02it's about time i set this
21:03alright?
21:04wedding's off
21:06and honestly it's never really on
21:09i think that is a very smart decision darling
21:11after all things have changed
21:12after all things have changed
21:14you have other things to consider
21:16other people to consider
21:19hmm
21:21you're a joke
21:23and you know what? i'm a joke too
21:26i gave up my life to care for your mother
21:29and look where it got me
21:30i am in the united states special forces
21:34i don't have time to be married
21:37okay?
21:38and i don't have time for your bullshit
21:40look
21:42hazel
21:43have some self awareness
21:45okay?
21:46you're embarrassing
21:48and papa's got a mad work
21:50i abandoned
21:51everything
21:52i care about
21:53for you
21:55but i'm done
21:57embarrassing myself
21:59it's time i live my own life again
22:02look hazel
22:04if you just
22:06shape it up a bit
22:07get a hobby or something you know
22:09then maybe i'll
22:11take you back
22:21hey superstar
22:23so look
22:24i know you've been stressed out
22:25i know you've been anxious
22:27but i have something that
22:29well it might cheer you up
22:33it's a gas mask
22:34don't protect against the toxic fumes while you clean
22:36no
22:44the only toxic fume around here is you
22:49i'm done suffocating in this house
22:56it's your turn to choke
23:03hey hazel
23:04hazel
23:06hazel
23:08miss hazel where are you going?
23:10don't forget about the cake
23:17ew
23:18it's really waxy you call that baking?
23:20no that's a candle genius
23:23ew
23:25hey don't be rude
23:27i'm home now
23:28it's a happy occasion
23:30mmhmm
23:34fine
23:35happy now
23:38bye
23:46are you really just gonna let her leave?
23:48oh please
23:49she can't live without ethan
23:51she'll be back in
23:53five days tops
23:55five
23:56four
23:57three
23:58two
24:00one
24:02right on time huh?
24:04right on time huh?
24:08right on time huh?
24:10uh delivery for hazel langston
24:12what's for you?
24:13it's for your troubles
24:18well
24:20the richest assholes are always the cheapest dicks
24:23it's her anniversary?
24:25why didn't she tell me?
24:26selfish
24:27what are you doing?
24:28it's hand wash only matilda?
24:29what are you doing?
24:30it's hand wash only matilda?
24:32so hey
24:33congratulations
24:34you ruined it
24:38miss hazel was the one with the time to do that
24:39my back can't take the standing
24:41and my hands get too dry
24:43this hazel was an absolute gun
24:52Miss Hazel was the one with the time to do that my back can't take the standing and my hands get too dry
25:00It's hazel was an absolute godsend helping me take care of your mother
25:05She wouldn't have lasted this long miss hazel wasn't by her side the whole time. I know I know I'll um
25:13You know what?
25:15Honestly miss hazel's not here. I don't think I can do this anymore. Oh, no, hey Toto, please
25:22You don't leave me with her. I was a fucking nightmare. Oh, you're aware then you must understand I quit
25:39Hi, mr. Grant. Yeah, your lease is up. Miss Langston said she was no longer taking care of things
25:44So I was just wondering if you were planning to renew
25:48My rent
25:50We weren't
25:53Yeah, sure. Um, yeah, how much does it cost? Yeah, it's ten grand a month
25:59Ten bands
26:01How'd you pay that?
26:14Miss are you sure this is the right place? I really don't want any trouble
26:20It's fine. He's with me
26:30It's fine he's with me
26:34Welcome home miss Langston
26:36We'll draw them deep into the valley and attack at dawn. They'll never see us coming
26:48Living up to your family's legacy lieutenant
26:50You're making your father proud
26:58We'll draw them into pairs and
27:01Blast them back into the basket
27:03Ma'am you really don't have to do that. That's why I'm here
27:05I know
27:07But I promised Ethan I'd take care of his home mom
27:11You are a saint putting up with this nightmare of a mother for free
27:15Couldn't mind me
27:16Oh, come on
27:18She's nice sometimes
27:20You missed a pair
27:22These are still covered in dog shit
27:28Sometimes?
27:30When?
27:31Today's our anniversary
27:33You keep asking
27:35And the answer's still the same
27:37It's been radio silence for months
27:39And today's gonna be the same
27:41Today's the day!
27:43My son is coming home!
27:45Today?
27:47So he did remember
27:49Maybe we can finally start wedding planning
27:51Maybe we can finally start wedding planning?
28:01Can you get started on a cake?
28:03I want to surprise Ethan
28:04Oh, my pleasure, Mrs. Grant
28:06You do too much
28:07Matilda!
28:08You work for me
28:09She hasn't married my son yet
28:11I'm Mrs. Grant
28:14What do you even do anyway?
28:15Hm?
28:17You quit your job and now you leech off my family
28:19Leech off your family?
28:24I gave up everything when you ended up in the ICU
28:26Oh, come off it!
28:28You're lucky to be here and you know it!
28:30You ungrateful little bitch!
28:43Party star without me?
28:44Ethan!
28:45You're home!
28:49And you're a Green Beret!
28:55What exactly is a Green Beret?
28:57Oh, it's who designates us as elite members of the United States Army Special Forces
29:02Basically, we kick ass
29:07You're feisty!
29:08I love it!
29:09Ethan, is this your friend?
29:10Yep!
29:11It's my army buddy
29:12We're Oxy
29:14Buddy
29:15Huh?
29:16So...
29:18Is she gonna be the best man at our wedding?
29:21You really think he's had any time to think about that?
29:24While you've been safe at home daydreaming about your cute little wedding
29:28We've been training
29:30Side by side
29:31Day in and day out
29:33Prepping against the worst of the worst
29:35On front lines of the actual war
29:37Look
29:39Hazel
29:40Things have changed
29:42I've been promoted
29:43And I need you to reflect that
29:45Okay?
29:47Oh look
29:48I got you something
29:53You got me?
29:54You didn't have to get me anything
29:55It's laundry
29:56Couldn't do basic cams
29:57So
29:58Brought it for you
29:59And it is army issued
30:00So you know
30:01Very delicate
30:02And washclose
30:04Oh!
30:05Sorry
30:06Didn't see you there
30:07Covered in all the camo
30:09Those need to be pressed and cleaned by morning
30:11That's not right
30:15They should be separate
30:17Uh...
30:20Hey
30:21Come on
30:22What's with that face?
30:23You love laundry
30:25Besides
30:26She doesn't have any sweat glands
30:28That's true
30:38So you two are training together
30:39Yes
30:40Yes
30:41We've been training together
30:42Every day
30:43We're very close
30:44You look very strong
30:46What change
30:48Of course
30:49What an amazing young woman you are
30:50Thank you
30:52Speaking of young women
30:53I have been living with this one for a few months now
30:55And I do not understand what you see in her
31:00You done?
31:07She takes her sweet time
31:08Honestly I don't think she's all there
31:14Enjoy
31:15Ethan you can't eat that
31:18It's overcooked steak and empty starches
31:21It's disgusting
31:23You need good nutritious food if you want to be strong enough to make lieutenant
31:27Oh lieutenant
31:29That sounds important
31:31Can I see your acceptance letter?
31:33Let your mother be proud
31:34Ethan
31:35Ethan that's wonderful
31:36Congratulations
31:37You know when I got mine
31:38Hey
31:39Keep your hands off it
31:40When you got yours
31:41A G-E-D isn't the same thing
31:42You got yourself a funny one huh?
31:43Look stop embarrassing me
31:44Okay?
31:45Take this away
31:46And bring back something that's healthy
31:47Like a chicken
31:48Or a salad
31:49And a raw egg
31:50Pre-cracked
31:51Actually steak is an excellent source of protein
31:52And great for training
31:53Look we're the professionals
31:54Okay?
31:55So just leave it to us
31:56Sure
31:57But which did you want first?
31:58Sure
31:59But which did you want first?
32:00Yeah
32:01You got yourself a funny one
32:02You got yourself a funny one huh?
32:03Look stop embarrassing me
32:04Okay?
32:05I'll take this away
32:06And bring back something that's healthy
32:07Like a chicken
32:08Or a salad
32:09And a raw egg
32:10Pre-cracked
32:11Actually steak is an excellent source of protein
32:13And great for training
32:15Look we're the professionals
32:16Okay?
32:18So just leave it to us
32:24Sure
32:25Which did you want first?
32:26Do you want me to remake your lunch?
32:27Or wash the skid marks
32:28Off your tighty whities?
32:29You can't even multitask
32:32You were such a disappointment
32:34Maybe you're the disappointment
32:39Ethan what happened?
32:42You won't understand
32:43Okay?
32:44Things have changed
32:46I mean I have extreme expectations on my shoulders now
32:53Fine
32:54I've lost my appetite anyways
32:55So
32:57Let me clean up
33:07Towel!
33:09Towel!
33:12Fine
33:14Get out of myself
33:16What has gotten into you lately?
33:19You have become
33:20A real
33:21Laggard
33:23Good weird choice
33:28Have you tried one of these?
33:31I mean they are great for exfoliating
33:33And honey
33:34If you're gonna stand by my side
33:36You better glow
33:40Ethan?
33:42Why haven't you answered any of my letters?
33:45Look come off it Hazel
33:47I was in training
33:49And I was busy
33:51Pen pals huh?
33:53That's cute
33:54Come on let's be real bro
33:56She's just a charity case for you right?
33:58Cause you're so nice
34:00Look I wish I could say that
34:03But unfortunately no
34:04I mean honestly she just loves me too much
34:06You know?
34:08Ethan Grant
34:09How dare you?
34:14Ethan Grant
34:15How dare you?
34:17I'm your fiancé
34:19Look
34:20Hazel
34:21It's about time I set this
34:23Alright?
34:24Wedding's off
34:25And honestly
34:27It's never really on
34:28I think that is a very smart decision darling
34:31After all things have changed
34:33You have other things to consider
34:35Other people to consider
34:38Hmm
34:40You're a joke
34:42And you know what?
34:43I'm a joke too
34:45I gave up my life
34:47To care for your mother
34:49And look where it got me
34:51I am in the United States Special Forces
34:54I don't have time to be married
34:56Okay?
34:58And I don't have time for your bullshit
35:00Look
35:01Hazel
35:02Have some self awareness
35:04Okay?
35:06You're embarrassing
35:08And Papa's got a bad work
35:10I abandoned everything
35:12I care about
35:13For you
35:15But I'm done embarrassing myself
35:18It's time I live my own life again
35:21Look Hazel
35:23If you just
35:24You're shaping up a bit
35:27Get a hobby or something, you know
35:29Then maybe I'll
35:31Take you back
35:40Hey superstar
35:42So look
35:44I know you've been stressed out
35:45I know you've been anxious
35:47But I'm something that
35:49Oh, it might cheer you up
35:51It's a gas mask
35:53It's a gas mask
35:54Don't protect against the toxic fumes while you're cleaned
36:03No
36:05The only toxic fume around here is you
36:09I'm done suffocating in this house
36:15It's your turn to choke
36:17Hey Hazel
36:23Hazel
36:25Hazel
36:27Miss Hazel, where are you going?
36:29Don't forget about the cake
36:35Ew, it's really waxy, you call that baking?
36:39No, that's a candle, genius
36:42Ew!
36:44Hey, don't be rude
36:46I'm home now
36:47It's a happy occasion
36:49Mhm
36:53Fine, happy now
36:57Bye
37:05Are you really just gonna let her leave?
37:06Oh please
37:08She can't live without Ethan
37:10She'll be back in
37:12Five days tops
37:13About five seconds
37:15Five
37:16Four
37:17Three
37:18Two
37:20One
37:22Right on time, huh?
37:28Right on time, huh?
37:30Delivery for Hazel Langston
37:36It's for you
37:37It's for your troubles
37:40Wow
37:42The richest assholes are always the cheapest dicks
37:51It's her anniversary?
37:54Why didn't she tell me?
37:56Selfish
37:57What are you doing?
37:59It's hand wash only, Matilda
38:01What are you doing?
38:03It's hand wash only, Matilda
38:06So, hey, congratulations
38:08You ruined it
38:10Miss Hazel was the one with the time to do that
38:14My back can't take the standing
38:16And my hands get too dry
38:19Miss Hazel was an absolute godsend
38:22Helping me take care of your mother
38:24She wouldn't have lasted this long
38:26If Miss Hazel wasn't by her side
38:28The whole time
38:30I know, I know, I'll, um
38:32I'll, uh...
38:33You'll what?
38:34Honestly?
38:35If Miss Hazel's not here
38:36I don't think I can do this anymore
38:38Oh, no, hey, Tota, please
38:41You don't leave me with her
38:43That was a fucking nightmare
38:45Oh, you're aware then?
38:48You must understand
38:49I quit
38:53No, no, no
38:56No, no, no
38:59Hi, Mr. Grant
39:00Yeah, your lease is up
39:01Miss Langston said she was no longer taking care of things
39:04So, I was just wondering if you were planning to renew?
39:08My rent?
39:10We rent?
39:13Yeah, sure, um...
39:15Yeah, how much does it cost?
39:16Yeah, it's ten grand a month
39:18Ten bands?
39:21How'd you pay that?
39:24You're hanging on the way
39:25Oh, no
39:26I don't know
39:30I don't know
39:31No
39:33Miss.
39:34Are you sure this is the right place?
39:35I, I really don't want any trouble
39:36Huh
39:37Oh, no
39:38OK
39:39I don't know
39:40No
39:41No
39:43Male
39:45No
39:46Male
39:47No
39:48Male
39:49It's fine
39:50He's with me
39:51Welcome home, Miss Langston.
40:03We'll draw them deep into the valley and attack at dawn.
40:06They'll never see us coming.
40:08Living up to your family's legacy, Lieutenant.
40:10You're making your father proud.
40:18We'll draw them into pairs.
40:19And, uh, blast them back into the basket.
40:23Ma'am, you really don't have to do that.
40:24That's why I'm here.
40:26I know.
40:27But I promised Ethan I'd take care of his home.
40:31You are a saint putting up with this nightmare of a mother for free.
40:35Couldn't mean me.
40:36Oh, come on.
40:38She's nice sometimes.
40:40You missed a pair!
40:42These are still covered in dog shit!
40:48Sometimes?
40:49When?
40:51Today's our anniversary.
40:54You keep asking, and the answer's still the same.
40:58It's been radio silence for months, and today's going to be the same.
41:02Today's the day!
41:03My son is coming home!
41:05Today?
41:07So he did remember.
41:10Maybe we can finally start wedding planning?
41:12Can you get started on a cake?
41:22I want to surprise Ethan.
41:23Oh, my pleasure, Mrs. Grant.
41:25You do too much.
41:27Matilda, you work for me.
41:29She hasn't married my son yet.
41:30I'm Mrs. Grant.
41:33What do you even do, anyway?
41:35Hmm?
41:35You quit your job, and now you leech off my family.
41:39Leech off your family?
41:43I gave up everything when you ended up in the ICU.
41:46Oh, come off it.
41:48You're lucky to be here, and you know it.
41:50You ungrateful little bitch!
41:52Party star without me?
42:03Hey, Ethan!
42:05You're home!
42:12And you're a Green Beret.
42:14What exactly is a Green Beret?
42:17Oh, it's...
42:17He designates us as elite members of the United States Army Special Forces.
42:21Basically, we kick ass.
42:26You're feisty.
42:27I love it.
42:28Ethan, is this your friend?
42:30Yep.
42:31It's my army buddy.
42:32We're Oxy.
42:33Buddy.
42:35Huh?
42:36So, is she going to be the best man at our wedding?
42:40You really think he's had any time to think about that?
42:43While you've been safe at home, daydreaming about your cute little wedding,
42:47we've been training.
42:49Side by side.
42:50Day in and day out.
42:52Prepping against the worst of the worst on front lines of the actual war.
42:56Look, Hazel, things have changed.
43:01I've been promoted.
43:02And I need you to reflect that.
43:04Okay?
43:06Oh, look.
43:08I got you some of those.
43:12You got me some?
43:13You didn't have to get me anything.
43:15It's laundry.
43:16Couldn't do basic cam, so I brought it for you.
43:18And it is army-issued, so, you know, very delicate.
43:22Hand wash clothes.
43:24Oh, sorry.
43:25Didn't see you there, covered in all the camo.
43:28Those need to be pressed and cleaned by morning.
43:30That's not right.
43:31They should be separate.
43:39Hey.
43:40Come on.
43:41What's with that face?
43:42You love laundry.
43:45Besides, she doesn't have any sweat glands.
43:47That's true.
43:48So, you two are training together.
43:59Yes.
44:00Yes, we've been training together.
44:02Every day.
44:03We're very close.
44:03You look very strong.
44:05What changed?
44:06What an amazing young woman you are.
44:11Speaking of young women, I have been living with this one for a few months now,
44:15and I do not understand what you see in her.
44:18You done?
44:26She takes her sweet time.
44:28Honestly, I don't think she's all there.
44:33Enjoy.
44:35Ethan, you can't eat that.
44:38It's overcooked steak and empty starches.
44:41It's disgusting.
44:43You need good, nutritious food if you want to be strong enough to make lieutenant.
44:46Oh, lieutenant.
44:48That sounds important.
44:50Can I see your acceptance letter?
44:53Let your mother be proud.
44:57Oh.
45:03Ethan, that's wonderful.
45:05Congratulations.
45:06You know, when I got mine, it was the...
45:08Hey.
45:08Keep your hands off me.
45:10When you got yours, that GED isn't the same thing.
45:14You got yourself a funny one, huh?
45:17Look, stop embarrassing me, okay?
45:20I'll take this away and bring back something that's healthy, like a chicken or a salad, and
45:26a raw egg, pre-cracked.
45:30Actually, steak is an excellent source of protein, and great for training.
45:34Look, we're the professionals, okay?
45:37So just leave to us.
45:38Sure, but which did you want first?
45:45Do you want me to remake your lunch or wash the skid marks off your tighty-whities?
45:49Can't even multitask.
45:50Look, you were such a disappointment.
45:54Maybe you're the disappointment.
45:58Ethan, what happened?
46:01You won't understand, okay?
46:04Things have changed.
46:04I mean, I have extreme expectations on my shoulders now.
46:12Fine.
46:13I lost my appetite anyways, so...
46:15Let me clean up.
46:26Towel!
46:28Towel!
46:31Fine.
46:33Get out of myself.
46:34I mean, what has gotten into you lately?
46:38You have become a real laggard.
46:42Good weird choice.
46:44Ow!
46:46Ooh!
46:48Have you, uh, tried one of these?
46:50I mean, they are great for exfoliating.
46:53And honey, if you're gonna stand by my side, you better glow.
46:59Ethan?
47:00Hmm?
47:01Why haven't you answered any of my letters?
47:03Look, come off it, Hazel.
47:06I was in training.
47:08And I was busy.
47:10Pen pals, huh?
47:12That's cute.
47:13Come on, let's be real, bro.
47:15She's just a charity case for you, right?
47:17Because you're so nice?
47:19Look, I wish I could say that.
47:22But unfortunately, no.
47:23I mean, honestly, she just loves me too much.
47:26You know?
47:26Ethan Grant, how dare you?
47:33Ethan Grant, how dare you?
47:36I'm your fiancé!
47:38Look, Hazel.
47:40It's about time I set this.
47:42All right?
47:43Wedding's off.
47:43And honestly, it's never really on.
47:47I think that is a very smart decision, darling.
47:51After all, things have changed.
47:52You have other things to consider.
47:54Other people to consider.
47:58Hmm.
47:59You're a joke.
48:01And you know what?
48:02I'm a joke, too.
48:03I gave up my life to care for your mother.
48:08And look where it got me.
48:09I am in the United States Special Forces.
48:13I don't have time to be married, okay?
48:17And I don't have time for your bullshit.
48:19Look, Hazel.
48:21Have some self-awareness, okay?
48:25You're embarrassing.
48:26And Papa's got a network.
48:29I abandoned everything I care about for you.
48:32But I'm done embarrassing myself.
48:38It's time I live my own life again.
48:40Look, Hazel.
48:42If you just shape it up a bit,
48:46get a hobby or something, you know,
48:48then maybe I'll take you back.
48:59Hey, superstar.
49:01So look.
49:02I know you've been stressed out.
49:04I know you've been anxious.
49:05But I'm something that...
49:07Oh, it might cheer you up.
49:12It's a gas mask.
49:13Don't protect against the toxic fumes while you clean.
49:15No.
49:22The only toxic fume around here is you.
49:28I'm done suffocating in this house.
49:34It's your turn to choke.
49:36Hey, Hazel.
49:42Hazel.
49:44Hazel.
49:46Miss Hazel, where are you going?
49:48Don't forget about the cake.
49:55Ew.
49:56It's really waxy.
49:57You call that baking?
49:58No, that's a candle.
50:00Genius.
50:01Ew!
50:02Hey, don't be rude.
50:05I'm home now.
50:07It's a happy occasion.
50:08Mm-hmm.
50:12Fine.
50:13Happy now.
50:16Bye.
50:17Are you really just going to let her leave?
50:26Oh, please.
50:27She can't live without Ethan.
50:29She'll be back in five days, tops.
50:32About five seconds.
50:33Mm.
50:34Five.
50:35Four.
50:36Three.
50:37Two.
50:38One.
50:39Right on time, huh?
50:47Right on time, huh?
50:49Uh, delivery for Hazel Langston.
50:55It's for you.
50:56It's for your troubles.
50:59Wow.
51:01The richest assholes are always the cheapest dicks.
51:03It's for her anniversary?
51:13Why didn't she tell me?
51:14Oh, selfish.
51:21What are you doing?
51:23It's hand wash only, Matilda.
51:25So, hey, congratulations.
51:28You ruined it.
51:31Miss Hazel was the one with the time to do that.
51:33My back can't take the standing.
51:35And my hands get too dry.
51:39Miss Hazel was an absolute godsend helping me take care of your mother.
51:43She wouldn't have lasted this long if Miss Hazel wasn't by her side the whole time.
51:49I know.
51:49I know.
51:50I'll, um, I'll, uh...
51:52You'll what?
51:53Honestly, if Miss Hazel's not here, I don't think I can do this anymore.
51:57Oh, no.
51:58Hey, Tota, please.
52:00You'll keep leaving with her.
52:03I was a fucking nightmare.
52:04Oh, you're aware then.
52:07You must understand.
52:08I quit.
52:09Fuck.
52:09Hi, Mr. Grant.
52:19Yeah, your lease is up.
52:20Miss Langston said she was no longer taking care of things, so I was just wondering if you
52:24were planning to renew?
52:27I rent.
52:29We rent?
52:30Yeah, sure, um, yeah, how much does it cost?
52:35Yeah, it's ten grand a month.
52:38Ten bands?
52:40How'd you pay that?
52:52Miss, are you sure this is the right place?
52:55I really don't want any trouble.
53:08It's fine.
53:09He's with me.
53:12Welcome home, Miss Langston.
53:14Looks like a Rodriguez.
53:17Who is there?
53:19Go right to me.
53:20All right.
53:21What do you want?
53:22What do you want?
53:22What do you want?
53:23What do you want?
53:24All right.
53:26I'll be there.
53:27Mallston.
53:27Tell the of you.
53:28Fuck.
53:30My cantidad.
53:31Now I want you remember with first place,
53:35all right.
53:36I want you to take care of yourself.
53:38You're going to give a little more love off.