The Boy I Hate - Full Movie
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00:00:00You're supposed to knock, not break down my door, you stupid giant.
00:00:08Doug, why don't you drive with my brother?
00:00:11We're going all the way to New York in that.
00:00:15What do you remember about me, Tristan?
00:00:18What do you remember about me?
00:00:21Aw, the little sister's best friend has a crush on the hot big brother.
00:00:28You're saying you don't remember me?
00:00:30We'll remember shit we did as dumb teens anyways.
00:00:32I'm sure your boyfriend, Stefan...
00:00:34Steven.
00:00:35...would appreciate that.
00:00:38Like you said, we've got 3,000 miles of road to change all that.
00:00:42We don't have anything to do with each other, and I think it's best we keep it that way.
00:00:51I hate you so much.
00:00:54I want you so bad it scares me.
00:01:00Okay, well, all this noise is giving me a headache, so I'm going to go back upstairs.
00:01:13Oh, there's Tristan.
00:01:19I lost my virginity to him, and now he's cozying up to her?
00:01:24It's all so killing me, is that he's my best friend.
00:01:28She'll be pissed if she finds out I slept with her brother.
00:01:30Yeah, uh, I'll be up in a sec.
00:01:35Okay.
00:01:35Right.
00:01:40Why is he acting like nothing happened between us?
00:01:45All those feelings last night?
00:01:49Are they just... gone?
00:01:51I'm stupid to have thought he'd feel the same way.
00:02:04I cannot be dreaming about that asshole right now.
00:02:07Look, even way, I'm not letting you drive across the country, alone, trying to figure out your life.
00:02:13Oh my god, wait!
00:02:14Doug, why don't you drive with my brother?
00:02:17No.
00:02:18I'm going to text him to pick you up tomorrow at 10, okay?
00:02:20I love you.
00:02:21Bye.
00:02:21No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:02:24You're supposed to knock, not break down my door, you stupid.
00:02:28Giant.
00:02:38Never mind, Wren.
00:02:40She's up now.
00:02:46Tristan, long time no see.
00:02:48So, why don't we skip the small talk?
00:02:50I wasn't planning on coming to Sherman Oaks on my way to New York.
00:02:55So, is this your outfit, or...
00:02:58Just... hold on.
00:03:06I think that was the last time we saw each other.
00:03:08I took a red eye from Austin to surprise Wren for a grad party.
00:03:17I don't remember you at that party.
00:03:20I, uh...
00:03:21Left early to go out with my family and boyfriend.
00:03:25Stephen.
00:03:26Boyfriend.
00:03:29Is that all your luggage?
00:03:31Yeah, but I gotta take the sculpture down first.
00:03:35So...
00:03:35Want to give me a hand?
00:03:51I got it.
00:03:58We're going all the way to New York in that?
00:04:00That's the plan, sweetheart.
00:04:01Wow, Tristan.
00:04:04You're just as sweet and considerate as I remember.
00:04:07Tell me, Smiles.
00:04:09What exactly do you remember?
00:04:14Tell me, Smiles.
00:04:17What exactly do you remember?
00:04:19Not much.
00:04:29Perfect.
00:04:30Makes two of us.
00:04:32You're saying you don't remember me.
00:04:34Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:04:37Yeah.
00:04:38Totally.
00:04:40Well, like you said, we got 3,000 miles of road to change all that.
00:04:44We don't have anything to do with each other, and I think it's best we keep it that way.
00:04:47Agreed?
00:04:48Suit yourself.
00:04:49I'm sure your boyfriend, Stefan...
00:04:51Steven.
00:04:52Would appreciate that.
00:04:53You're singing.
00:05:03You're giving us a lot of people.
00:05:05Oh, man.
00:05:05Salut.
00:05:06I'm sorry.
00:05:11Oh, man.
00:05:16Jesus.
00:05:16Oh, man.
00:05:17everything all right yeah I'm just I'm just worried about Renee
00:05:28tell me about it she just barely moved six months ago and now she's getting married
00:05:34she even know the guy uh he and Ren seem happy I guess they're in love what about you
00:05:41me yeah you are you in love or what yeah yeah actually I am yeah wasn't telling a joke but
00:05:53okay I just think it's funny how you say you're in love but your little knight in shining armor
00:05:57is the one escorting you to New York yeah he has work it's very important yeah more important than
00:06:03you yeah you've been biting your lip and bouncing your legs for the last 10 minutes because your
00:06:09boyfriend hasn't been picking up your calls so you look like uh nothing forget it no you can't do
00:06:19that come on finish your sentence Tristian I'm a big girl I was gonna say you look like you haven't
00:06:27been properly fucked in forever my sex life is none of your business you're right absolutely can't
00:06:38believe you just said that well you know if you're so concerned about my relationship could you just
00:06:42stop at Stephen's office up here so I can say goodbye please all right whatever you say honey
00:06:47you got 10 minutes max no last minute quickies got it
00:06:56Stephen turn the fucking phone off you're killing the mood hey baby I gotta let it go to a voicemail
00:07:11so she thinks I'm in a meeting
00:07:12when are you gonna dump her ass you said you were gonna take me to Hillary
00:07:21hey after the wedding kitten hey and if I'd have known she was gonna go to art school
00:07:25I would have never wasted my time
00:07:27Tristan what are you doing here been gone for over a half hour
00:07:35what happened nothing let's let's go you're crying did that yuppie boyfriend do something
00:07:42to you no Tristan let's just go please before he sees me
00:07:45Sammy she didn't catch us right that's weird
00:07:48thought I heard her can I help you you're the one who needs some help you slimy piece of shit
00:07:56you slimy piece of shit do I know you nah but I know you you're the guy stringing along
00:08:05something amazing because you're too much of a coward to let her go
00:08:08do you have any idea who you're talking to and how do you even know Sammy better yet why do you even
00:08:15care let's just say I'm a friend someone who doesn't appreciate ungrateful bastards like
00:08:20you taking advantage of her kindness kindness it just doesn't really get my dick wet you know
00:08:27and uh also doesn't take away from the fact that she's kind of a failure
00:08:31you don't deserve to say her name all she ever does is care about you
00:08:36and you're here talking shit when you should be thankful she even gives you the time of fucking day
00:08:41who do you think you are coming in here and talking to me like that
00:08:44I'm the guy about to teach you some respect
00:08:47I'm gonna give you five seconds to get the hell out of my
00:08:51oh my god Steven
00:08:55the fuck is wrong with you security
00:08:57get the hell out of my
00:09:00the fuck is wrong with you security
00:09:06you're lucky that's all I need
00:09:08and if you ever badmouth Samantha smiles again
00:09:11she's so much as look at her wrong
00:09:13you won't just be losing a client or two
00:09:16you'll be losing teeth
00:09:18got it
00:09:19what the hell was that all about
00:09:28hey I didn't ask you to go ape shit on my boyfriend
00:09:30oh you mean you're lying cheating bitch of a boyfriend
00:09:32god are you insane this has nothing to do with you
00:09:35why would you just
00:09:36because I don't get how a girl like you ends up with a guy like him
00:09:39and it pisses me the fuck off
00:09:41why does it piss you off why do you even care
00:09:44because a guy like him doesn't know the real you
00:09:46he doesn't even care that he hurts you every single day
00:09:49and I would never do that to you Sam because I just
00:09:53I
00:09:54because you what
00:09:57sorry I
00:10:01I
00:10:01just
00:10:02forget it
00:10:03because you
00:10:09what
00:10:09forget it
00:10:11what I want to know is why you don't go in there and just dump the guy already
00:10:14I can't
00:10:15okay
00:10:16you can't
00:10:17so you're just going to pretend this fucker isn't cheating on you
00:10:19Tristan it's okay
00:10:20no it's not okay
00:10:21he's the fucking scum of the earth
00:10:22look I'll deal with Steven later
00:10:24all right
00:10:24I don't want to cause any drama to Renee's big day
00:10:27so I'll just wait after the wedding
00:10:28okay
00:10:29smiles
00:10:32you know you deserve more than this
00:10:34don't you
00:10:34I just want to get out of here
00:10:36okay
00:10:37please
00:10:39fine
00:10:47just don't let me catch you crying again
00:10:49I don't know what I'll do
00:10:54see
00:10:54better
00:10:56hey Sammy
00:11:17sorry I didn't pick up earlier honey
00:11:18today was crazy
00:11:20no it's okay
00:11:22no you're busy
00:11:23that plus this random dude
00:11:24came into the office
00:11:25and assaulted me
00:11:26oh no
00:11:28are you alright
00:11:29yeah but it was just so weird
00:11:31it seemed like he knew you
00:11:33big blonde guy
00:11:34kind of looks like a surfer
00:11:35nope doesn't sound familiar
00:11:36uh but I'm glad you're okay
00:11:38yeah I should be alright for the wedding
00:11:39I gotta go
00:11:40have a safe drive honey
00:11:41love you
00:11:42yeah I love you too
00:11:43see you soon
00:11:44don't look at me like that
00:11:47look I'll figure it out after the wedding
00:11:49this isn't forever
00:11:49yeah I heard that one before
00:11:51good night Tristan
00:12:14move
00:12:26move
00:12:28Is this the book about the sexy elves and shit?
00:12:46You know what you need.
00:12:48A nice dip in the lake to wash off all our germs.
00:12:51I can't even swim.
00:12:52Then I can just teach you.
00:12:54Duh.
00:12:58I'll never understand how I feel about him.
00:13:01To him, I'll always just be his baby sister's best friend.
00:13:06Earth to Samantha.
00:13:15Miles, there's something I've been wanting to tell you.
00:13:24Yes?
00:13:27Hey.
00:13:28Do you guys mind if we share at the dock?
00:13:36Uh, sure.
00:13:43Hey, Savannah.
00:13:54It's Samantha.
00:13:56Oh, right.
00:13:58For sure.
00:13:59Um, so Tristan said you're friends with his sister, right?
00:14:04You know, it would be so slay if you could be a girl's girl and put in a good word for us.
00:14:09I don't think he'd listen to me.
00:14:12Come on, Sabrina.
00:14:13You would be doing us a huge favor.
00:14:15Girl.
00:14:16I can tell you what else is probably huge.
00:14:20You don't need me to get him.
00:14:22I'm nobody.
00:14:23What the fuck's your problem, huh?
00:14:27What?
00:14:28What's your problem?
00:14:29Please, no one actually reads anymore.
00:14:31That book's just a prop for your little nerdy girl act, isn't it?
00:14:34What?
00:14:35Hey.
00:14:36Hey!
00:14:37You want to be different so bad.
00:14:40You really think playing all sweet and innocent is going to get him to like you?
00:14:44What?
00:14:44Oh my god, look at her blushing.
00:14:46She thinks she's a main character in one of her stupid little books.
00:14:49Aww, the little sister's best friend has a crush on the hot big brother.
00:14:54I do not have a crush on him.
00:14:56Gosh, just leave me alone.
00:15:06Oh yeah?
00:15:06Is that why you're parading your tits around?
00:15:08So the nerdy girl's actually a slut, huh?
00:15:12Hey, what the hell's going on?
00:15:13You want his attention, sweetie?
00:15:16Well then let us help you.
00:15:27Hey, what the fuck was that?
00:15:35She's not coming back up.
00:15:36Come on.
00:15:43Hey.
00:16:10Hey.
00:16:11Tell me you're all right.
00:16:14Oh, my God.
00:16:15Wow, Tristan, you are literally a hero.
00:16:18Don't fucking touch me.
00:16:19All right, just get out of here.
00:16:21Babe, come on.
00:16:22It was an accident.
00:16:23We were just messing around.
00:16:25I said get out
00:16:27before you get thrown in the water next.
00:16:31Go!
00:16:31Go!
00:16:36Are you hurt?
00:16:38They must have licked me with their nails.
00:16:41Thank you
00:16:56for saving me.
00:17:03Those girls,
00:17:05they pushed you in
00:17:07because of me.
00:17:09It isn't your fault.
00:17:10Isn't it if I would have just paid more attention?
00:17:12God, I feel like such a piece of shit.
00:17:14You're not a piece of shit.
00:17:16You know, if Ren were there,
00:17:17she'd call me the same thing
00:17:18and she wouldn't be wrong.
00:17:24Oh, my God.
00:17:24I'm so sorry.
00:17:26I'm so sorry.
00:17:27I don't know why I just did that.
00:17:28Is that your way of thanking me
00:17:31for rescuing you?
00:17:31That was just my way of shutting you up.
00:17:37Oh, really?
00:17:39Then I should get you to shut me up every day.
00:17:41We shouldn't.
00:17:55No, no, no, no.
00:17:56Ren is my best friend.
00:17:57You kissed me first.
00:17:59Remember?
00:18:00I know, but
00:18:01you're her older brother
00:18:03and she hates when girls like moves on you.
00:18:05I...
00:18:06forget everyone else.
00:18:20It's just
00:18:21you and me.
00:18:26Do you want me, Sam?
00:18:27I couldn't quite hear those smiles.
00:18:32Was that a yes right now?
00:18:39I want you, Trista.
00:18:42I don't want to stop.
00:19:09Don't.
00:19:11It's me.
00:19:12Have you ever done this before?
00:19:23I think I'm
00:19:24really much my first everything.
00:19:25I don't want you, Trista.
00:19:52Sam?
00:19:53Where were you?
00:19:58Where were you?
00:19:59I went to the bathroom.
00:20:01I don't remember you coming home last night.
00:20:03I lost track of time at the lake.
00:20:10You were asleep when I got back.
00:20:11The girls from across the lake came by when you were gone.
00:20:18You brought me this.
00:20:20So, like, in exchange, you'll give us your brother's number, right?
00:20:25Ren, I...
00:20:25Do they think I'm stupid?
00:20:27Like, I don't know they're trying to use me to get to Tristan.
00:20:30It's all anyone does.
00:20:31It's always about Tristan.
00:20:32I don't know if you're a man.
00:20:33Honestly, I think my dad even loves him more than me.
00:20:40And you would never do that to me.
00:20:43Right, Sam?
00:20:44You're my friend because you love me.
00:20:47Of course.
00:20:48You're positive that you have absolutely no feelings for my brother.
00:20:52Come on.
00:20:54You know I hate him.
00:20:55We both hate him.
00:20:56He's a fuckboy who's full of himself and doesn't have a single interesting thought in his shallow little head.
00:21:03Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:21:04And he never will.
00:21:05I know I can trust you.
00:21:15Always, Ren.
00:21:16Go on.
00:21:17It's me and you.
00:21:18Do that.
00:21:27There they go.
00:21:28Showing off Golden Boy.
00:21:30Again.
00:21:31Attention, everyone.
00:21:32We are both so proud of Tristan.
00:21:35You know UT Austin gave him a full scholarship.
00:21:40My boy's going to be a Longhorn.
00:21:42He had the summer off, but next week he is off to college and back to the grind.
00:21:48Isn't that right, son?
00:21:50Yes, sir.
00:21:57Tristan just had to invite his stupid jock friends over.
00:22:04Oh, great.
00:22:04The airheads from across the lake are here, too.
00:22:08Hey?
00:22:11Whoa, are you okay?
00:22:12You look like you just saw a ghost.
00:22:14You want his attention, sweetie?
00:22:16Well, then let us help you.
00:22:17I'm going to go back upstairs.
00:22:29You want me to pick out a movie for us to watch?
00:22:31Yeah.
00:22:32Uh, I'll be up in a sec.
00:22:35Okay.
00:22:35Hey, Tristan, can I talk to you?
00:22:40I feel like you've been avoiding me all day.
00:22:47Oh, hey, Smiles.
00:22:49Need something?
00:22:50No.
00:22:51Never mind.
00:22:53Just forget it.
00:22:57Forget it.
00:22:58I knew you'd come around.
00:23:24Want to take this to your room?
00:23:28Not in the mood.
00:23:29I'm never going to be that stupid again.
00:23:44Tristan!
00:23:51Come on!
00:23:52Open up, it's already 10.
00:23:53We've got to get on the road!
00:23:56If you don't get up in the next 10 seconds, I swear to God, I'll beat down this door with
00:23:59my fist!
00:24:00Glad to see you're in a better mood this morning.
00:24:06Please, tell me you're not naked.
00:24:10Please, tell me you're not naked.
00:24:12Put some clothes on.
00:24:13The people of Utah don't need to see that.
00:24:14Hate to break it to you, but lots of people want to see that.
00:24:21If you wanted to get me in bed, you could have just said so.
00:24:24Shut up.
00:24:24There was somebody else that was coming outside of their room.
00:24:26Put that on.
00:24:27God, can you hurry up so we can go already?
00:24:31Gee, thanks.
00:24:33Just paying back the favor.
00:24:34Consider us even now.
00:24:41Hey, tell me you're alright.
00:24:45Are you nervous or something, Smiles?
00:24:47No.
00:24:48Why would I be?
00:24:49Grew up Ren, you and Ren.
00:24:50It's nothing I haven't seen before.
00:24:52It's okay to admit you liked what you saw.
00:24:54We're not teens anymore, Tristan.
00:24:58You can't tease me like this.
00:25:02What if I'm not teasing, though?
00:25:04What if I'm serious?
00:25:05Tristan Montgomery.
00:25:06Being serious?
00:25:08I'll believe it when I see it.
00:25:09Do I look serious enough now?
00:25:14Is that a scar?
00:25:15We should, uh, get going.
00:25:24Meet you outside.
00:25:33We're out of gas.
00:25:34No, we're not.
00:25:35Filled up yesterday.
00:25:38Hey.
00:25:39Gas gauge is broken, genius.
00:25:41Got gas last night.
00:25:42We were taking your depression now.
00:25:44We're driving 3,000 miles in a car with a broken gas gauge.
00:25:47Gotten us this far, haven't I?
00:25:48Do you know how many asshole-sounding things you say today?
00:25:59So, what have you been up to the last five years, huh?
00:26:03I thought you didn't like small talk.
00:26:04Come on, lighten up, Smiles.
00:26:06No harm in some conversation, right?
00:26:08It's basically just school and work.
00:26:10And I graduated last year, now I'm a bartender.
00:26:13You don't do sculptures full-time?
00:26:15As much as I'd like to.
00:26:17I can't do art full-time unless it's paying my bills full-time.
00:26:20What about you?
00:26:22I own my own business.
00:26:24Painting pools.
00:26:25How did that happen?
00:26:26A year ago, I overheard some rich lady at a bar complaining about how disgusting her green
00:26:32pool was.
00:26:33Her friend started saying she should hire a good-looking pool guy to make her husband jealous.
00:26:37That's where I came in.
00:26:39Sounds like a bad porno.
00:26:41A bad porno?
00:26:42Oh, you wound me, Smiles.
00:26:43Hey, uh, Smiles, are you still awake?
00:27:01Hey.
00:27:07Hey.
00:27:08Uh, I have a hell of a headache.
00:27:11Do you have any aspirin?
00:27:12Uh, yeah, um, come in.
00:27:34You gonna keep starin' or actually ask me about it?
00:27:38I'm sorry.
00:27:39I just don't remember you having that scar last time we met.
00:27:45How did you get it?
00:27:47Playing football?
00:27:48I remember it was raining.
00:27:51I was calling the play, lining up on the field, and nothing.
00:27:59I woke up in the hospital with tubes coming out everywhere.
00:28:04That was the last time I played college ball.
00:28:05Well, I lost my scholarship.
00:28:09I'm so sorry.
00:28:14Well,
00:28:14you still got the rest of our lives, don't you?
00:28:19I was like a kid.
00:28:30Thank you for the aspirin.
00:28:33I'm gonna let you get some sleep, all right?
00:28:35I'll see you tomorrow soon.
00:28:36what can i get for you just two coffees please
00:28:46so you folks aren't from around here are you you and that popping hot dish of a man outside
00:28:53oh no we're still on the way to my best friend's wedding in new york city he's her older brother
00:28:58so you're shacking up with your best friend's brother no i have a boyfriend well that's
00:29:02complicated but tristan and i aren't i mean we hooked up once but it was years ago he doesn't
00:29:07even remember oh sweet pea you think the man giving you bedroom eyes from all the way across
00:29:16the road wouldn't remember something like that i think he can't who remembers shit we did
00:29:24his dumb teens anyways hey anything sound good what do you remember about me tristan
00:29:35haha what do you mean you can't possibly remember absolutely nothing about me right
00:29:44uh i remember you always wore two braids split right down the middle
00:29:51what do you remember about me
00:29:57i remember every summer at your family's cabinet big bear especially the last one
00:30:12i remember every summer at your family's cabinet big bear did some stupid shit there
00:30:22i guess we all did stupid shit you know what else i remember i remember you being a selfish arrogant
00:30:31fuck boy who cared about nothing and no one but himself
00:30:34oh really is that it what's that supposed to mean
00:30:41nothing you are completely right smiles that's exactly what we are
00:30:55did we just run out of gas i filled up three hours ago
00:31:10i told you this would happen we're out of gas no we're not
00:31:20for the last time we did not run out of gas oh yeah how do you know i know my car
00:31:25my god
00:31:26do we have a problem
00:31:29you are my problem my best friend is getting married in three days and instead of giving
00:31:34me a real answer you're saying cryptic shit like i know my car because you're too much
00:31:38about man to a man when you don't know anything
00:31:40what do you want me to say that it's my fault fine it's my fucking fault this whole mess is my
00:31:52fault god i should have never agreed to do this so just told ren no agreed to what
00:31:57ren talked to you into this didn't she you didn't want to drive me sam
00:32:08sam no no i'm sorry i'm sorry i didn't mean it
00:32:15hey hey i'm frustrated too
00:32:23we're in this together right you and me
00:32:31what in the devil are the two of you doing all the way out here
00:32:44you two are real lucky i found you well i'll have one of my boys come out to your car bring
00:32:53it back to the shop we'll take a look in the morning for now let's get you someplace cozy
00:32:57hey we appreciate the help oh if possible could you please tell them to be careful i have a gift
00:33:02for my friend in the trunk and i don't want it damaged you have my word miss thank you so much
00:33:07sir ah just call me bob so what brings you two around these parts we're on our way to new york
00:33:16my best friend's getting married well then you're the maid of honor i'll bet you're a hell of a stunner
00:33:21in your dress don't you agree son 100 percent
00:33:25how can i help you tonight uh two rooms please
00:33:36oh shoot i'm afraid there's only one room left
00:33:42i'm afraid there's only one room left
00:33:48that's okay we'll just go somewhere else thanks uh sir
00:33:58we're the only spot in town everything else is over three hours away
00:34:04one room will be fine
00:34:10one room will be fine look it's just one night sorry i was being silly
00:34:15so are we gonna talk about it
00:34:29i think it's better if we don't just forget it
00:34:36sorry about what i said at the cafe earlier i didn't mean it
00:34:49i know
00:34:51good night sam
00:34:56hey honey
00:35:03i'm sorry i haven't called i've been caught up at the office how's the drive been
00:35:07uh it's been crazy honestly the car broke down and we had to
00:35:12that's nice
00:35:12anyway i got some bad news sammy
00:35:15my boss wants me to go to napa this weekend can't make it to the wedding after all
00:35:19are you kidding i mean no you're supposed to fly in friday you can't miss one single
00:35:23fucking work event
00:35:24honey you're being ridiculous i can't tell my boss no
00:35:28he needs me
00:35:28yeah well what about what i need do you know how humiliating it'll be to show up alone
00:35:32i mean no no no we've been planning this for months steven
00:35:35god how could you i
00:35:36what was that what was that
00:35:46oh nothing my co-worker just said something anyway i'm sorry to have let you down but
00:35:51i promise i'll make it up to you when you get back okay see you soon
00:35:54hey you okay what happened
00:36:05steven's not coming to the wedding
00:36:07i broke up with him
00:36:10what are you gonna say i told you so you should have dumped him from the start smiles you dumbass
00:36:16sam no i'm sorry
00:36:18no everything in my life is falling apart i don't want to hear some bullshit like i'm sorry
00:36:23okay just just wait just wait
00:36:24no i should have never agreed to this i should have said no i should have
00:36:27sam sam
00:36:28sam
00:36:42god let me go you fucking jerk
00:36:49will you just stop i'm trying to help
00:36:51why
00:36:52because
00:36:53because why
00:36:54because he can't swim
00:36:56you remember
00:36:58sam just listen
00:37:02don't you lie to me tristan
00:37:03you do remember lake the night of the cabin
00:37:05everything
00:37:06don't you
00:37:07yes i remember
00:37:10sam where
00:37:14where are you going
00:37:15sam where
00:37:19where are you going
00:37:20get as far away from you as i can
00:37:22also i can swim now
00:37:23asshole
00:37:24sam just
00:37:26stop
00:37:27samantha
00:37:28yeah
00:37:33all right
00:37:35yeah be right there
00:37:36fuck
00:37:42fuck
00:37:46fuck
00:37:50fuck
00:37:52fuck
00:37:54fuck
00:37:56fuck
00:37:57i picked up the car
00:38:06um
00:38:07we're not gonna leave until we
00:38:10we're not gonna leave until we
00:38:19we're not gonna leave until we
00:38:19we're not gonna leave until we
00:38:23i don't feel like talking
00:38:27what are you doing
00:38:31i don't know
00:38:35but i don't wanna think anymore
00:38:38never
00:38:40how much have you had to drink
00:38:49doesn't matter
00:38:50make me feel things tristan
00:38:56things i've never felt before
00:38:59i hate you so much
00:39:02but i want you so bad
00:39:06it scares me
00:39:07i love you so bad
00:39:13i don't think i'd love you
00:39:13i don't think i'd love you
00:39:17i don't think i want you to
00:39:18i don't think i'd love you
00:39:20i don't think i'll feel like
00:39:22I'm sorry, I can't.
00:39:52Hey, you hungry?
00:40:05Is this how it's going to be the rest of the trip?
00:40:16Like what?
00:40:18Like you not talking to me?
00:40:21Not even looking at me?
00:40:25Is this all because of last night?
00:40:29Hey, answer me.
00:40:33Yes.
00:40:36Yes.
00:40:38This is exactly how it'll be.
00:40:40If you don't want me, at least have the balls to tell me to my face.
00:40:42I can handle words, but I can't.
00:40:44You want me to embarrass me like that.
00:40:47Why?
00:40:48Let me make a fool of myself over you again.
00:40:50Hey, hey, hey.
00:40:51You think I don't want you?
00:40:54You think it almost didn't kill me to push you away last night?
00:40:58I have never wanted anything or anyone like I want you.
00:41:02And last night, I almost lost control, but you were drunk and I wasn't going to take advantage
00:41:11of you like that.
00:41:19I don't want you, Tristan.
00:41:49Hey, so one room or two?
00:42:07Um, one room, please.
00:42:13Here you go.
00:42:15You gotta use the bathroom away.
00:42:17Wait, can I use your phone?
00:42:18Mine died in the pool.
00:42:20Tell her to say hi.
00:42:22Christopher, you low-life sack of shit.
00:42:24Tell me where you are right now.
00:42:27Renee, it's me.
00:42:28Oh my god, Sam?
00:42:29Where the hell have you been, loca?
00:42:30I fell in a pool.
00:42:32It's a long story, but I'm really sorry, Ren.
00:42:35Don't be.
00:42:36I'm sorry I haven't called.
00:42:37I've been so caught up with this wedding planning bullshit.
00:42:39God, I wish you could have been here to make it easier.
00:42:42So you just telling each other everything?
00:42:44Yeah, about that, I...
00:42:46Are you sure my brother gets you here in one piece, okay?
00:42:48Love you.
00:42:49Everything good?
00:42:54Yeah, yeah, everything's fine.
00:42:59You okay?
00:43:01Been all quiet since you got off the phone with Renee.
00:43:04Look, I think whatever this thing is, it's probably best if we stop it here.
00:43:11What?
00:43:12Why?
00:43:12Is this because of Renee?
00:43:14Yesterday was a mistake.
00:43:20And it can't happen again.
00:43:22Really?
00:43:25Was you and me five years ago in the cabin a mistake too?
00:43:32I don't know, you tell me.
00:43:33No, you tell me.
00:43:34You want to talk about saying shit to each other's faces?
00:43:37Let's do it.
00:43:37What are you talking about?
00:43:38You're the one who said you did stupid shit at the cabin.
00:43:41There's some stupid shit there.
00:43:43You're the one who kissed the girl at the party after we had sex.
00:43:46I hate Tristan.
00:43:50Tristan's a fuckboy.
00:43:51Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:43:52And he never will.
00:43:54Ring any bells?
00:43:55You heard Renee and I that morning.
00:44:01Did you mean it?
00:44:02Of course I didn't.
00:44:04Then why'd you say it?
00:44:05Why'd you push me away?
00:44:07And why'd you spend five years avoiding me?
00:44:10Renee is my best friend.
00:44:12And she...
00:44:12You didn't know what it was like for her growing up in your shadow.
00:44:16I just...
00:44:16I didn't want to hurt her.
00:44:18God.
00:44:20I'm sorry.
00:44:20I just...
00:44:21I don't regret last night.
00:44:25And I do want to tell Wren, I just...
00:44:28I'm so tired of secrets.
00:44:31Yeah.
00:44:34It's okay.
00:44:36I get it.
00:44:39You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:44:44You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:44:51I came to drop off some things at the house and...
00:44:55I saw my dad...
00:44:57I saw my dad...
00:44:58With his assistant.
00:45:02Tristan!
00:45:06Parents are gonna try and play nice at the wedding, but...
00:45:09My mom's a fucking mess.
00:45:10I feel like I'm just...
00:45:13Waiting for everything to fall apart.
00:45:16Yeah, I know how you feel.
00:45:18Last month, I opened my first art gallery.
00:45:21And I didn't sell a single piece.
00:45:24I watched everyone walk past me and my life's work.
00:45:27And I realized I'd spent...
00:45:28I'd spent...
00:45:29Years...
00:45:30Years...
00:45:31Wasting my time...
00:45:33Chasing some stupid dream.
00:45:36It isn't stupid.
00:45:38You're what makes you happy, right?
00:45:41Then it's worth it.
00:45:44My ex wouldn't think so.
00:45:47You're not...
00:45:47Still in love with him, are you?
00:45:50Oh, God, no.
00:45:51Honestly, I don't...
00:45:52Know if I ever was.
00:45:55Then why stay with him so long?
00:45:57Everything with Stephen was...
00:45:59Easy.
00:46:00Comfortable.
00:46:01Even when I knew there was nothing there,
00:46:03I didn't want to admit my relationship was another...
00:46:06Failure.
00:46:09It wasn't until you came back into my life that I realized what I was missing.
00:46:15I'm so scared of failing, I haven't let myself live.
00:46:22You deserve everything.
00:46:33You hear me?
00:46:34Everything.
00:46:36I wanted to hate you.
00:46:40But I don't.
00:46:42I don't.
00:46:44I don't hate you either, Sam.
00:46:48I never have.
00:46:49I never have.
00:46:52I have something for you.
00:47:22A cell phone?
00:47:28If we're going to pretend like nothing's happening,
00:47:30we need a way to get a hold of each other.
00:47:36Wild Stallion?
00:47:37Is that your code name?
00:47:39Call me that whenever you want, baby.
00:47:42I can't help you.
00:47:43We hate each other.
00:47:44Are you sure you're okay with not telling anybody about us yet?
00:47:50It's what you want, right?
00:47:51Last time I talked to Renee, I was still with Stephen.
00:47:54I just don't want to overshadow her on her wedding day
00:47:56and have everyone talk about a girl who just got out of the five-year late...
00:47:58Ow.
00:48:00Your head smiles.
00:48:01I said I understand.
00:48:02You can be later here in the secret.
00:48:04Oh, stop.
00:48:05Okay.
00:48:07So, did you tell Renee we're here or...?
00:48:09You motherfuckers!
00:48:12Took you long enough?
00:48:15You're going to have to bulk up if you want a second.
00:48:17Oh, whoa.
00:48:18Careful.
00:48:19That's my future bride, man.
00:48:20Ben, you remember my dipshit brother, Tristan?
00:48:23It's good to see you again, man.
00:48:25And you must be Samantha.
00:48:27Renee has said so much about you.
00:48:29I feel like I already know you.
00:48:30Bring it in.
00:48:32I'll take your bag.
00:48:34Yes!
00:48:35Oh, my God!
00:48:37I can't believe it!
00:48:38I know!
00:48:38I'm surprised.
00:48:40Did Tristina play nice or do I need a beat as us?
00:48:43What are you going to do, twinkle toes?
00:48:44Do a pirouette on me?
00:48:45A pirouette on her corpse if you were named my bestie, yes.
00:48:48Relax, Ren.
00:48:49It wasn't bad.
00:48:50It was kind of nice, actually.
00:48:52You know, other than Tristan's stupid car breaking down because he was driving around
00:48:56with no gas gauge like a dumbass.
00:48:58Yeah?
00:48:59And who's the dumbass I had to fish out of the motel pool in Iowa?
00:49:03I don't think I ever heard a thank you, Tristan, my heroic savior.
00:49:07I didn't need saving from the pool that was barely five feet deep.
00:49:10Jeez.
00:49:11You are not kidding.
00:49:12They really do hate each other.
00:49:14Yeah.
00:49:17Anywho!
00:49:18You big strong boys can handle the luggage, right?
00:49:20I need to get my native also fitted into a dress!
00:49:32No, deep tissue.
00:49:35Okay, the tie works.
00:49:39Mom.
00:49:41Please.
00:49:43Okay, we'll figure it out.
00:49:46Are you alone?
00:49:48You wish.
00:49:49I'm with Renee in her room.
00:49:50My room's next door.
00:49:51That's too bad.
00:49:52You should be in mine instead.
00:49:53Have some self-control, Stallion.
00:49:55I like it when you call me that.
00:49:57What's your room number?
00:49:57I'll be there in two minutes.
00:49:58You can't.
00:49:59I'm with your sister.
00:50:00Tell her she's a fucking cock block.
00:50:01Sam, can you come here for a sec?
00:50:03I need help picking up my earrings.
00:50:05See what I mean?
00:50:05Look, I'll see you at the wedding rehearsal, okay?
00:50:07Come to my room later, please.
00:50:09Sam?
00:50:10Are you alive?
00:50:11I gotta go.
00:50:12I'll talk to you later.
00:50:17Okay, which ones?
00:50:19I think the pearls.
00:50:22Thank God you're here.
00:50:24I can't wait to be married so I never have to clean the wedding again.
00:50:28It just took me so long to get here.
00:50:29I'm sorry I miss so much.
00:50:31Oh my God, don't be silly.
00:50:33If anything, I'm mad at Steven for not being there for you
00:50:35when all the shit went down on the way here.
00:50:38When does he arrive anyways?
00:50:39When does he arrive anyways?
00:50:45I broke up with him.
00:50:48When?
00:50:49Why?
00:50:51He's cheating on me.
00:50:54You were right, Wren.
00:50:56I mean, he always put everything else above me.
00:50:58I just blindly went along with it.
00:51:01Look, I was gonna wait until the end of your wedding to end things,
00:51:04but when he told me he couldn't make it and all,
00:51:06I just, I couldn't do it anymore.
00:51:11God, I'm sorry.
00:51:12But I called him and told him it's over,
00:51:16so hopefully neither of us have to see him again.
00:51:19How do you take it?
00:51:20Like a pussy?
00:51:21I have no clue.
00:51:22My phone drowned at the Iowa motel pool.
00:51:26Come here.
00:51:28Oh, serves him right.
00:51:30Honestly, I'm surprised he hasn't been calling me non-stop trying to get to you.
00:51:36I'm done with him.
00:51:37That's the fucking spirit.
00:51:40Look, you are a free woman now, okay?
00:51:42And I'm gonna make sure you catch at least one dick at this wedding.
00:51:45Oh, God, I miss you so much.
00:52:01It's only been eight hours since we've seen each other.
00:52:05I had you all to myself for days non-stop.
00:52:08I'm hooked on you now.
00:52:10Wait, hold on.
00:52:12Can we talk?
00:52:13Sure?
00:52:15What about?
00:52:16I was talking with Wren earlier and...
00:52:19Oh, I had them bring it to my room instead of yours
00:52:22because it's next to Renee's, so she wouldn't find out.
00:52:26Thank you, Justin.
00:52:28I didn't even think of that.
00:52:31So, what'd you talk about with her?
00:52:33Does she know about us?
00:52:34No, but I think...
00:52:37I think I want to tell her the truth tomorrow.
00:52:42Are you sure?
00:52:43Your parents are gonna be here,
00:52:45and I don't want you to have to keep any more secrets from her.
00:52:49I'm done, too.
00:52:52No more hiding.
00:52:53I want to be able to dance with you at the reception.
00:52:55How could you?
00:53:19How could you?
00:53:24Wren, I...
00:53:26Why was she here?
00:53:32Did someone see?
00:53:34Mom showed up this morning and Dad wasn't with her.
00:53:40She found out about the affair and she came here.
00:53:43And she saw us and...
00:53:47Oh my God.
00:53:49You were right.
00:53:55I should have just told her from the start.
00:53:59If we were kids, this is where you would say something smug and I would show you if you'd call me an idiot.
00:54:06Oh, we ain't kids anymore, huh?
00:54:11Mom's down in the lobby.
00:54:13She's in shock too.
00:54:14Will you be alright without me for a little bit?
00:54:16I'll be okay.
00:54:20I'll be okay.
00:54:30See her ears so open.
00:54:32I'm in love with Tristan and fucking Montgomery.
00:54:44Thanks for coming, guys.
00:54:48It's good to have you.
00:54:49I'm in love with Tristan.
00:54:50I'm in love with Tristan.
00:54:50I'm in love with Tristan.
00:54:51I'm in love with Tristan.
00:54:52Excuse me.
00:54:52How's Wren?
00:54:54I'm in love with Tristan.
00:54:56As well as can be expected.
00:54:59You know, Tristan's been trying to get up hold of him for hours.
00:55:03Now, I've only met their dad once, but I never would have thought he'd do something like this.
00:55:08Maybe something happened to him.
00:55:10Like his flight got canceled or his phone died.
00:55:14Surprise!
00:55:14Stephen, what are you doing here?
00:55:20I left work for you, Sammy.
00:55:22Aren't you happy to see me?
00:55:24Didn't you get my text?
00:55:25What text?
00:55:26I didn't get any text.
00:55:27The text I sent you in Iowa.
00:55:30The boy fell in the pool.
00:55:31Oh my God.
00:55:32I broke up with him.
00:55:33Wait.
00:55:43Don't I know that guy?
00:55:45God, I cannot believe you, Stephen.
00:55:47Jesus Christ, I came out all this way, and you're not even happy to see me.
00:55:50And what's this mysterious text you keep talking about?
00:55:53Look, I don't want to make a scene.
00:55:54Let's just go talk some...
00:55:55No.
00:55:57Whatever you want to say to me, you can say in front of all these people.
00:56:03God, do you have any idea what it took me to get here?
00:56:11And you're not even a little bit grateful for everything that I've done for you.
00:56:14I broke up with you.
00:56:17Excuse me?
00:56:18I texted you that I was breaking up with you because I know you're cheating on me with your secretary.
00:56:23And you know, I don't give a shit about your boss or your shitty law firm, you pretentious fucking asshole.
00:56:29Honey, what?
00:56:30What are you talking about?
00:56:32Come on, you're being crazy.
00:56:33You know I love you.
00:56:34I would never cheat on you.
00:56:36I saw her.
00:56:37She was on your lap.
00:56:39You're going to dump her ass.
00:56:41You said you were going to take me to Italy.
00:56:42Hey, after the wedding, kitten.
00:56:44You were there.
00:56:46Sammy, honey.
00:56:48Listen, that girl, she's nobody.
00:56:51I'll admit, I made a mistake.
00:56:54But I can change.
00:56:55No, Steven.
00:56:57I made the mistake of wasting five years of my life with you.
00:57:01But it's over now.
00:57:02I'm done putting your life above mine.
00:57:04Sam, you're not in the right mind.
00:57:06I know you love me.
00:57:08You can't live without me.
00:57:09You even told me so.
00:57:10Listen to me.
00:57:11You don't know what you're throwing away with me.
00:57:13You need me.
00:57:15Not anymore.
00:57:17Now get out.
00:57:34My dad isn't coming.
00:57:37Tristan's going to have to walk me down the aisle.
00:57:39Everyone thinks Tristan's unbreakable, but he's not.
00:57:45I went to his room, but he wasn't there.
00:57:48I tried calling.
00:57:49It's typical Tristan.
00:57:51It doesn't like anyone seeing him is weak.
00:57:54He gets that from my dad.
00:57:57Why didn't you tell me?
00:57:59It was your wedding.
00:58:00I didn't want to take your big day away from me.
00:58:03It's bullshit, and you know it.
00:58:06You're right.
00:58:06I didn't tell you because my feelings were so big,
00:58:12and everything was happening so fast.
00:58:15What, you don't think I can handle the truth?
00:58:18I'm an adult, Sam.
00:58:19We're all fucking adults now.
00:58:20I didn't want to tell anyone.
00:58:24Not even you.
00:58:26Because if I told you, then that makes it real, and I...
00:58:29I didn't know if I was ready for that.
00:58:32You love Tristan?
00:58:32I love him so much.
00:58:51Then you need to tell him.
00:58:53Who presents this woman to be married to this man?
00:59:14Her mother and I do.
00:59:20Finn, do you take Renee to be your lawfully-witted wife?
00:59:25I do.
00:59:26Do you take Finn to be your lawfully-witted husband?
00:59:30I do.
00:59:32Then, by the power vested in me by the state of New York,
00:59:35I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:59:38You may kiss the bride.
01:00:00Haven't you called or texted me back?
01:00:02Are you ignoring me?
01:00:04I don't know what you mean.
01:00:04I'm sorry.
01:00:05I didn't know Steven was going to show up.
01:00:07You told me you broke up with him.
01:00:09I did.
01:00:10I swear.
01:00:11Then why was he here?
01:00:13Why was he holding you in his fucking arms, kissing you?
01:00:18I told you about my dad's affair.
01:00:21I told you how that shit wrecked me,
01:00:23and you just...
01:00:25let me lay in your bed like I'm just another goddamn plane.
01:00:29Please, let me explain.
01:00:33Save it.
01:00:34I'm done.
01:00:34I'm done.
01:00:39Hi.
01:00:43What are you doing in here?
01:00:46You should be at your reception.
01:00:47I can't celebrate when I know my maid of honor's in here dying inside.
01:00:51Come on, I locked the door.
01:00:51Will you please come out?
01:00:53Besides, I didn't choose my heels correctly,
01:00:54and I need to sit.
01:00:55I remember when I went to see Tristan during fall finals sophomore year.
01:01:08It's because he was in a bad accident.
01:01:11I know.
01:01:12He told me his football career was over after that.
01:01:16But what I remember most was I'm immediately looking at my dad.
01:01:18And all Tristan saw was disappointment.
01:01:21So after everything with my dad broke his world,
01:01:25when he saw you with Stephen,
01:01:27I ended it with Stephen.
01:01:29He didn't get my text, but I would never use Tristan like that.
01:01:32I know.
01:01:34I know.
01:01:35He won't even talk to me.
01:01:37Even if he won't talk to you,
01:01:39you need to talk to him.
01:01:40If you really love him,
01:01:42he'll listen.
01:01:44Come on.
01:01:45Please give it up for Samantha Smiles.
01:02:02I have known Renee Montgomery since we were in First Grid.
01:02:07Last year, she called me up at midnight and told me she met a guy.
01:02:11She told me she loved him and that they were getting married.
01:02:15Now, I didn't say this at the time, but my first thought was,
01:02:18are you out of your goddamn mind?
01:02:21I'd been with a man for five years
01:02:22and still wasn't open to the idea of forever.
01:02:24How could she be so sure in only a few weeks?
01:02:27I realized,
01:02:29Wren had it right.
01:02:32Time doesn't matter when you're giving your heart to someone else.
01:02:36Because love is about being vulnerable
01:02:38and doing the things that scare you.
01:02:42Like giving your heart to someone after only a few weeks.
01:02:45Or a few days.
01:02:47That's how Renee and Finn fell in love.
01:02:50And that's how I did too.
01:02:52To the bride and groom.
01:02:55And to love that is timeless.
01:02:57Excuse me.
01:03:09Is this sculpture yours?
01:03:11Um, yes, it's mine.
01:03:13I own a gallery in Soho.
01:03:15Give me a call when you can.
01:03:16I'd love to chat about acquiring all your pieces.
01:03:19I'm sorry, all my pieces?
01:03:21Absolutely.
01:03:23Your art is precisely what I'm looking for.
01:03:26I look forward to your call.
01:03:27Hey, can we talk?
01:03:48Oh, now you want to talk?
01:03:49After you avoided me for the whole wedding?
01:03:51I know.
01:03:51I stood up in front of all those people.
01:03:53I...
01:03:54I was scared.
01:03:59Okay?
01:04:00I was shady to you.
01:04:01I know that.
01:04:02I was angry, hurt, and instead of letting you in, I shut you out.
01:04:06So when I saw you with Steven, all of those insecurities, he started pouring out of me again.
01:04:12I mean, he had you for five years.
01:04:15I only been with you for a few days.
01:04:17Eventually, I dropped the ball, and you see that it wasn't enough.
01:04:21So I convinced myself that it would hurt less if I just walked away first.
01:04:29You know, that you'd be better off with someone else.
01:04:32Trust him.
01:04:33I realized that I was being a coward for pushing you away.
01:04:41I was being a coward for pushing you away.
01:04:44I know now that if I let that happen, I will be giving up on the best thing that's ever happened to me.
01:04:53Time stops when I'm with you.
01:04:55It stopped the night of the cabin all those years back.
01:05:01And it stopped again when you got in my car in Los Angeles.
01:05:06Yeah, I know I should let you go, but I want you to need me the way that I need you.
01:05:14How can I believe you, Tristan?
01:05:16Because, Samantha Smiles, I am just miserably, pathetically in love with you.
01:05:23I want every week, every day, every moment to be with you.
01:05:33What do you say?
01:05:34Forget the past.
01:05:35Ignore the future.
01:05:36Let's just get in my car and drive.
01:05:38You and me.
01:05:38We'll go anywhere the world wants to go.
01:05:40I'll go anywhere in the world with you.
01:05:41You're really going to take us around the world in this piece of junk?
01:05:45Sweetheart, I'll make sure it gets us a fucking Pluto.
01:05:48You know, as long as I'm going with you.
01:05:51Just say yes.
01:05:53Please say yes, please.
01:06:08Yes.
01:06:08And I won't run out of gas.
01:06:19I love them both, but I'm literally going to kill them if they don't make up before the
01:06:23honeymoon's over.
01:06:24Maybe some relationships just take time to...
01:06:27Wait, isn't it them right now?
01:06:29No fucking way.
01:06:31They're making out too.
01:06:33Whoa.
01:06:34You owe me 50 bucks?
01:06:35Did you two dumbasses really think you could get away without saying bye to the bride?
01:06:40I hope you know I'm going to be so annoying at your guys' wedding.
01:06:43Oh, get your hands off my girl, Brad.
01:06:45Hey, she was my friend before she was your girl, babe.
01:06:48You're always going to be number one.
01:06:50Oh, we will see about that.
01:06:53Have fun on your honeymoon, sugarplum.
01:06:55We are going to hit the road.
01:06:57Where are you guys even going?
01:07:02To the gas station.
01:07:03We are going to hit the road.
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