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00:29:10C'est un football.
00:29:17Un côté qui essaie de la balle dans ce goal.
00:29:23Et l'autre côté qui essaie de la balle dans ce goal.
00:29:29Football sounds hard.
00:29:31Ce qui se passe si tu la balle dans ce goal?
00:29:34Si tu la balle dans ce goal, alors les autres hommes te chou et te kiss.
00:29:40Mais qui veut que la balle dans ce goal?
00:29:43Je vais te donner la balle dans ce goal.
00:29:45Ma mère, c'est bien, c'est bien, c'est bien.
00:29:48Alors, je vais essayer de prendre la balle dans ce goal et tu dois m'arrêter, ok?
00:29:58C'est bon, c'est bon.
00:29:59C'est bon, ma mère.
00:30:04Football's brilliant.
00:30:06Ça ne peut pas être vrai.
00:30:07Surely, supposed to attack the ball.
00:30:16Non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non, non, nono.
00:30:18Weapons.
00:30:18Just use fists.
00:30:19No, no, fighting at all.
00:30:22Qu'est-ce qu'il y a de ça ?
00:30:24Euh...
00:30:25Hmm...
00:30:38Ok, Trongo !
00:30:47Yes !
00:30:48Good effort, great !
00:30:50Ok, next !
00:30:54Hognub !
00:30:59Go for it, Asper !
00:31:03Yeah !
00:31:18Joke-joke in every word I wrote
00:31:21Excuse me !
00:31:23Can we have our ball back, please ?
00:31:25Huh ?
00:31:28Ha ! Hmm !
00:31:31Ha !
00:31:32Trust me, Dino !
00:31:33This football match between the Stone Age and the Bronze World,
00:31:37it's perfect !
00:31:39Oh, how I love it !
00:31:41Yes !
00:31:42Football !
00:31:44Nah !
00:31:46Ball !
00:31:50So cold, and hard, and slippery !
00:31:53Mmmmm !
00:31:55Oooh !
00:31:57And this game is going to make me loads of it !
00:32:00Your premiership !
00:32:02What if the Queen finds out ?
00:32:04That old crow !
00:32:06She doesn't know what goes on out here !
00:32:08Luckily !
00:32:13Delivering message !
00:32:15Your footballness !
00:32:16It's a message bird !
00:32:18Huh ?
00:32:19Well, go on, make it !
00:32:21Hello ?
00:32:23Hello ?
00:32:24Hello ?
00:32:25How do you use this message bird thing ?
00:32:27It's the Queen !
00:32:29Just speak into its ear, ma'am !
00:32:30It will mimic everything it hears !
00:32:32I mean, I don't even know if I'm holding it the...
00:32:33Testing ?
00:32:35Testing !
00:32:36Testing !
00:32:37Nooth ?
00:32:38Nooth ?
00:32:39Nooth ?
00:32:40Nooth ?
00:32:41Perhaps she's heard about the game !
00:32:42Of course she hasn't heard about the game !
00:32:43I've heard about the game !
00:32:45You !
00:32:46Arranging a football match against a bunch of savages !
00:32:49You idiot !
00:32:50Imagine if we lost !
00:32:51Be warned !
00:32:53I said imagine it !
00:32:54Exactly !
00:32:56The mighty bronze age !
00:32:57Brought to its knees by a bunch of cavemen !
00:33:00Well, I'm warning you, Looth !
00:33:02You'd better not lose !
00:33:03Perhaps she's heard about the game !
00:33:05Perhaps she's heard about the game !
00:33:08Of course she hasn't heard about the game !
00:33:09I've heard about the game !
00:33:10You, arranging a football match against a bunch of savages !
00:33:14You idiot !
00:33:15Imagine if we lost !
00:33:16Be warned !
00:33:17Je vous le dis, Luth, vous ne devriez pas perdre.
00:33:25Fin de message.
00:33:33Silly old bat, how dare she talk to me like that.
00:33:38Silly old bat, how dare she talk to me like that.
00:33:43Delivering message?
00:33:47Guards, get that bird back.
00:33:52What does the queen know anyway?
00:33:54The cavemen are off.
00:33:56My players are...
00:33:58Overpaid?
00:33:59Champions.
00:34:01Oh yes, champions.
00:34:03They spend their days thinking, sleeping, eating football.
00:34:08And I hardly think the cavemen will be doing that.
00:34:13Rise and shine.
00:34:14Training time.
00:34:17Let's find it.
00:34:19Let's find it.
00:34:19Let's find it.
00:34:20Let's find it.
00:34:21Let's find it.
00:34:22Let's find it.
00:34:23Come on.
00:34:24Come on.
00:34:25Come on.
00:34:26Oh.
00:34:29Not like that.
00:34:31Ah!
00:34:32When I said free kick, I meant of the ball.
00:34:35Oh.
00:34:36Sorry, dog.
00:34:37Oh, no.
00:34:38No.
00:34:43Murray, where are you going?
00:34:44No, don't wander off.
00:34:45Football's hard.
00:34:47Bug, my toe hurt.
00:34:49left.
00:34:50Hey.
00:34:51Mat, go.
00:34:52Come back.
00:34:53Come back.
00:34:55Rub-up, drop it.
00:34:56I told you.
00:35:00It's the only one we've got.
00:35:01Come on everyone.
00:35:02Nous devons être capable de faire ça !
00:35:04Non, ne s'arrête pas !
00:35:06Grub-Up n'a pas aimé le football !
00:35:08Fait Grub-Up froid !
00:35:14Oh !
00:35:16Oh !
00:35:18C'est bon !
00:35:20C'est bon !
00:35:32Oh !
00:35:34Oh !
00:35:36Oh !
00:35:38Oh !
00:35:40Oh !
00:35:42Oh !
00:35:44Oh !
00:35:46Duck !
00:35:48Oh !
00:35:50No !
00:35:52Duck !
00:35:54Look !
00:35:56C'est un grand man-eating moulard !
00:35:58Run away !
00:36:00aire !
00:36:02Car !
00:36:04Ah !
00:36:06Oh !
00:36:08лек !
00:36:10R تعordi !
00:36:12Rãy subscribe !
00:36:14Réalisez !
00:36:16Réalisez !
00:36:18Réalisez !
00:36:20Réalisez !
00:36:22Réalisez !
00:36:24Réalisez !
00:36:26Réalisez !
00:36:28Vous n'avez pas mangé votre soupe primordial.
00:36:42Je n'ai pas vraiment hâte.
00:36:43Je n'ai pas hâte.
00:37:13Je veux dire, il y a une grande grande Andrew.
00:37:16Mais c'est le plus qu'il est-il qu'est-il qu'on est ensemble.
00:37:19On est toujours une tribe.
00:37:20Mais nos ancêtres jouent en football.
00:37:22Nous savons que l'on est.
00:37:24Je crois encore que nous pouvons faire en ça.
00:37:27Avec quoi ?
00:37:28Vous n'avez même pas encore une balle à laver.
00:37:37Ça a été.
00:37:43Non, il y a encore de temps.
00:37:49Allez, Hognob.
00:38:10Ok, Hognob.
00:38:11Ok, Hognob?
00:38:13Huh?
00:38:25Right, let's go get some balls.
00:38:35Shhh.
00:38:37What strange magic is this?
00:38:39What strange magic is this?
00:38:41What strange magic is this?
00:38:43What strange magic is this?
00:38:45Hognob, you stay.
00:38:47I don't want to attract attention.
00:38:49What strange magic is this?
00:38:51What strange magic is this?
00:38:55What strange magic is this?
00:38:57What strange magic is this?
00:38:59What strange magic is this?
00:39:07Hognob, you stay.
00:39:09What strange magic is this?
00:39:11I don't want to attract attention.
00:39:15What strange magic is this?
00:39:17I don't want to attract attention.
00:39:19There's the blood where it is.
00:39:21What strange magic is this?
00:39:23Oh boy, you're not the other one.
00:39:27I don't want to attract attention.
00:39:29I don't want to attract attention.
00:39:31Oh boy.
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00:44:51Sire, are you all right?
00:45:20Of course I'm not all right, you idiot!
00:45:23I've just been massaged by a pig!
00:45:26I've just been massaged by a pig!
00:45:28I've just been massaged by a pig!
00:45:33I've just been massaged by a pig!
00:45:35I've just been massaged by a pig!
00:45:37I want you all to meet someone!
00:45:39This is Grinda!
00:45:42Hi!
00:45:43And she's gonna help us win the game!
00:45:45Why would she do that?
00:45:47But she gets to play on the sacred turf in front of thousands of fans!
00:45:52Glad to be on board!
00:45:54So, what formation do you normally play?
00:45:56Um, formation?
00:45:584-4-2 or 4-3-3?
00:46:01Who's your sweeper?
00:46:03Do you man mark or plays only?
00:46:05Maybe?
00:46:06We just kick the ball about and chase it!
00:46:09You think you can beat Real Brunzio just by chasing a ball around?
00:46:16You need to know what you're up against!
00:46:19This is Jurgen, the captain!
00:46:25Best goalscorer in the known world!
00:46:29Nodded too!
00:46:31Their winger?
00:46:32Lightning hammer!
00:46:33Never strikes twice in the same place!
00:46:39Missile dynamo?
00:46:40Quick 1-2!
00:46:41He can kick faster than you can think!
00:46:45Go back!
00:46:46Go on at the gob!
00:46:49No one gets past his tackle!
00:46:54Oh, Mum!
00:46:56Make no mistake!
00:46:58These are the best players Brunzio can buy!
00:47:02They're like ginormous great big footballing giants!
00:47:07Oh, there's no way we can beat such a great team!
00:47:11They may be great, but what they're not is a team!
00:47:15They're 11 players who each think they're the star!
00:47:20That's their weakness!
00:47:22And that's how you can beat them!
00:47:24Goonah's right!
00:47:28They may be better players than us, but we have something they don't!
00:47:34Huh?
00:47:35Moss?
00:47:36No, Barry, not Moss!
00:47:37We've got each other!
00:47:39And if we work together, then maybe we can do this!
00:47:44Hooray!
00:47:45Hooray!
00:47:46Hooray!
00:47:47Hooray!
00:47:48Right, we've got a lot of hard work to do!
00:47:50And we haven't even got a full team!
00:47:52Hooray!
00:47:54What's going on?
00:47:55Oh, Chief!
00:47:56This is Goona!
00:47:57And she's gonna help us win the game!
00:47:59I thought we're done with football!
00:48:01Not now you've turned up!
00:48:03You're in the team!
00:48:04I'm not playing, I'm an old man!
00:48:08I'm nearly 32!
00:48:10Okay, that is old!
00:48:12Go in goal!
00:48:13Right, well that's settled then!
00:48:16Now, where's your training facilities?
00:48:19Real Bronzio have the very best!
00:48:21And all we've got is...
00:48:25The Badlands!
00:48:27Three, two, one!
00:48:31This way, everyone!
00:48:34What are you doing?
00:48:36That's why, everyone!
00:48:37What are you doing?
00:48:38That's why, everyone!
00:48:39This is a bit dangerous!
00:48:43What are you doing?
00:48:46Ah!
00:48:55This is a bit dangerous!
00:49:04What are you wondering?
00:49:05What the!!!
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