Hey Boss Your Company is Getting Bombed (Reelshort) - Full Movie
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00:00:00Well, well, look who it is.
00:00:11Clyde.
00:00:12Didn't you, uh, get fired last week?
00:00:15I did. I got fired. I just got a delivery for the office.
00:00:20You're delivering food now?
00:00:22Oh my god, that is so pathetic.
00:00:25You fell hard.
00:00:27Wait. Mark.
00:00:30Must be so awkward going back there when they just threw you out, especially as a delivery boy.
00:00:36Mark, stop.
00:00:38Don't touch me. I don't want to catch your sad.
00:00:40Hey, just listen to me, okay?
00:00:43Whatever you do, don't cross that road, because if you do, you're going to die.
00:00:47What the hell is wrong with you, man?
00:00:49I'm already late. What, you want me to get fired too?
00:00:52Loser.
00:00:53Hey, keep that food warm, all right?
00:00:58My name is Clyde Lane, and three days ago, I developed a terrible superpower.
00:01:14I see death before it happens.
00:01:16How, when, and why.
00:01:19He's the fourth one.
00:01:20I've tried to save them all, but they ignored me.
00:01:23Why won't anyone just listen to me?
00:01:26Pew!
00:01:26Pew!
00:01:42What?
00:01:43Hey.
00:01:43Hey!
00:01:44Hey, you, up there!
00:01:46Hey, come down!
00:01:47You're going to fall!
00:01:47Hey!
00:01:48Hey!
00:01:49Clyde?
00:01:50It's good to see you, man, but what are you doing?
00:01:52Alan, Alan, you see that window washer?
00:01:54He's about to fall, okay?
00:01:56I can see a timer above his head that tells me exactly when and how he's going to die,
00:02:00and that guy is about to die in 10 seconds!
00:02:03Hey!
00:02:03Hey, get down!
00:02:05Jesus, Clyde, get it together.
00:02:06You've got to snap out of me.
00:02:07You sound like a crazy person.
00:02:10Ah!
00:02:11Oh!
00:02:12Holy fucking shit!
00:02:14You just...
00:02:15What you just said, how did you...
00:02:17How did you know he was going to die?
00:02:18He's the fifth person I've tried to save.
00:02:24Fifth in three days.
00:02:30Why are you looking at me like that?
00:02:32Dude, seriously.
00:02:34What's wrong?
00:02:35You're scaring me!
00:02:36That death had me.
00:02:39You have one, too.
00:02:43Clyde, what the hell's wrong with you?
00:02:45Don't fuck with me like that.
00:02:46It's not funny.
00:02:46No, it's not a joke, Alan, okay?
00:02:50Yours says you're going to die from a heart attack at 9.25 a.m.
00:02:54Okay, predicting one random guy's death doesn't mean you suddenly have superpowers.
00:02:59And I've never had heart problems in my life.
00:03:01You lost your damn mind.
00:03:03Alan, I've known you for years.
00:03:06Why would I pull something this messed up?
00:03:07Just please, trust me, okay?
00:03:10In the last three days, I've seen five people with that exact same timer.
00:03:18And now...
00:03:19They're all dead.
00:03:23This is bullshit!
00:03:24People don't just drop dead because you say they will.
00:03:26Well, maybe if you had spent less time on comic book doomsday bullshit and more on your job,
00:03:32you wouldn't have gotten fired.
00:03:33Alan, just get yourself to a hospital, okay?
00:03:36Just get yourself checked out, please.
00:03:38For my sake, okay?
00:03:39Dude, I feel great.
00:03:40No, actually, I feel fucking amazing.
00:03:42Or at least I did until you showed up acting like a creep.
00:03:45Maybe everybody at work was right about you.
00:03:47You know what they've been saying?
00:03:48I bet you're washed up.
00:03:51You used to be good, man.
00:03:52But when was the last time you actually closed a deal?
00:03:54Hell, even Liam, who starred as your intern, got promoted to manager over you.
00:03:59It's not about me, Alan.
00:04:01I swear, it's not, okay?
00:04:02Whatever.
00:04:03I don't have time for this.
00:04:04Thanks for making me late.
00:04:09Those other people who died were just strangers, but this is different.
00:04:13I can't lose Alan.
00:04:14I have to save him.
00:04:28Hey.
00:04:30What are you doing here?
00:04:32Hey, Claire.
00:04:34Didn't think I'd be back here so soon, huh?
00:04:38I've got a delivery for Mr. Kingsley.
00:04:44What are you looking at, creep?
00:04:48You're here to bring food, not look down my shirt.
00:04:51Oh.
00:04:52No, no, I wasn't, I was, I was.
00:04:53Is someone bothering you, babe?
00:04:55Yes, Liam, this pervert right here.
00:04:57Didn't I fire your ass last week?
00:05:00He just showed up, and he decided to look at my chest.
00:05:03What?
00:05:03No, Claire, that is not what happened, okay?
00:05:05I was looking above your head because you have.
00:05:10Jesus Christ.
00:05:11Liam, too?
00:05:12Hello?
00:05:13Hello?
00:05:14Same time, same cause.
00:05:19Earth to Clyde.
00:05:20What are you doing here?
00:05:22He's dropping off lunch.
00:05:24He's a delivery boy now.
00:05:26Oh, a delivery boy?
00:05:28Wow.
00:05:30It didn't take long for you to just hit rock bottom, huh?
00:05:35Cute vest, though.
00:05:38Now be a good little delivery boy.
00:05:40Drop off your food and get the fuck out of here.
00:05:44Uh, look, look, I think you and Claire are in grave danger, okay?
00:05:52Liam, I know we've had Liam.
00:05:54Are we on a first-name basis?
00:05:57No!
00:05:58You are the help, and you will address me as Mr. Wealthy Boy!
00:06:05Oh my god.
00:06:28Is there a bomb in this office?
00:06:31Hey, hey, hey, hey, listen up.
00:06:35Everybody, um, can I just get your attention?
00:06:38Just, just for a second.
00:06:39Clyde?
00:06:40What are you doing here?
00:06:41Did you get fired?
00:06:42Yes, he was.
00:06:45And now, look at him.
00:06:47A sad, needy delivery boy begging for attention.
00:06:52Uh, Liam, Mr. Wellesley, I think there is going to be a bomb that goes off in this office at 9.30 a.m.
00:06:58We need to get everyone out of here now, okay?
00:07:00A bomb?
00:07:02Oh, gosh.
00:07:03Everybody, come in.
00:07:04Morning meeting.
00:07:05Okay, okay.
00:07:07This is why you need to work hard.
00:07:12Y'all remember Clyde?
00:07:13He used to be a good employee.
00:07:16Hell, he was my boss when I first started working here.
00:07:19But Clyde got complacent, and all his clients dried up.
00:07:26And now, look at him.
00:07:28He's a starving nobody, begging for attention so bad that he makes up a bomb threat.
00:07:37Victory Group's security team is world class.
00:07:40No way someone snuck an explosive in here.
00:07:42Yeah, the chances of a bomb attack are about the same as us getting struck by lightning.
00:07:46Or Clyde getting a real jobs.
00:07:48Okay, everybody, please, just listen to me.
00:07:52Everyone, please, please, I beg, listen to me.
00:07:55Look at him.
00:07:56He's a freaking delivery boy.
00:07:59And apparently, he can't even do that right, because he's spilled it everywhere.
00:08:14Ah!
00:08:15Ah!
00:08:16Ah!
00:08:17Ah!
00:08:18Ah!
00:08:18These people are horrible.
00:08:31But I can't just let them die.
00:08:36Look!
00:08:38Everybody, I know.
00:08:39It sounds crazy, but I know what I'm talking about, okay?
00:08:43I can sense when something bad is going to happen.
00:08:47Go get Alan, okay?
00:08:48He'll back me up.
00:08:49Don't listen to this pervert.
00:08:51He's probably just here to stare down your shirts.
00:08:54It's not about that right now.
00:08:55Hey, hey, what's the matter, Clyde?
00:08:57Your wife not giving it up to you since you lost your job?
00:09:01You're reduced to staring down chicks' shirts like a sex offender?
00:09:04Ah, what a creep.
00:09:06Just get out of here, man.
00:09:07Please, just go get Alan.
00:09:09He can explain what I can do.
00:09:10Ah!
00:09:12Ah!
00:09:13Ah!
00:09:14Ah!
00:09:14Ah!
00:09:17We're not getting anyone.
00:09:20Investors from the M&N Investment Group are coming today.
00:09:23It's a huge deal on the line for us.
00:09:27If you screw this up, I swear to God, the only thing exploding today will be the bomb
00:09:32I'm putting on your pathetic bike.
00:09:35Why won't you listen to me?
00:09:37What is wrong with you?
00:09:38There's nothing wrong with him.
00:09:40You are almost 40 and just got fired.
00:09:43Stop embarrassing yourself and just go.
00:09:46I can't, okay?
00:09:47Please, just everybody leave the building.
00:09:51I swear on my life.
00:09:52Okay, okay, that's it.
00:09:53I'm done with you.
00:09:54If you don't get out of here, I swear I'm going to hurt you.
00:09:58Mr. Wesley.
00:10:02What will it take for you guys to believe me?
00:10:05Huh?
00:10:05What will it take?
00:10:07If we don't leave here, we are all going to die.
00:10:10That's it.
00:10:11That's fucking it.
00:10:12Ow!
00:10:13Ah!
00:10:15Ah!
00:10:17Yeah.
00:10:19Oh, Mr. Wesley.
00:10:22Please, believe me, your lives depend on it.
00:10:25Shut the fuck up!
00:10:27Ah!
00:10:27Ah!
00:10:28Ah!
00:10:29Ah!
00:10:30If it wasn't, please.
00:10:31You know what Clyde gets sometimes.
00:10:34Stupid old fucked.
00:10:36No wonder they're friends.
00:10:37Thank God you're here, man.
00:10:39Please, please tell them what I can do, okay?
00:10:42Tell them about today.
00:10:44That guy is about to die in 10 seconds.
00:10:46I snapped out of you.
00:10:47You sound like a crazy person.
00:10:48Holy fucking shit.
00:10:56What the hell are you doing today?
00:10:59If you keep acting like a complete madman, you're going to get me fired.
00:11:03I don't want to be a door dasher in my 40s.
00:11:04Alan!
00:11:05Tell them about the window cleaner, okay?
00:11:09Tell them about the death timer.
00:11:11It's real!
00:11:12Please, Clyde, stop.
00:11:14For your own good.
00:11:15Look, everybody in here has a timer that says they're going to die from an explosion at 9.30!
00:11:21Right.
00:11:22And earlier you told me I was going to die from a heart attack at 9.25.
00:11:25Which one is it?
00:11:27You can't even keep your own bullshit straight.
00:11:28It's both.
00:11:31It's both.
00:11:32Both are real.
00:11:33Your timer says you're going to die from a heart attack at 9.25.
00:11:38That's it.
00:11:39I'm done with this craziness.
00:11:43Get your batshit crazy friend out of here.
00:11:47Or I'm going to fire you too.
00:11:51Come on.
00:11:52We'll lock you out of here.
00:11:52I'm not going anywhere, okay?
00:11:59After everything we've been through.
00:12:01Why don't you believe me?
00:12:03Look, I think if we get you to the hospital now, you still have time.
00:12:07Give it a rest.
00:12:08I'm trying to help you.
00:12:09And you're telling me I'm about to drop dead?
00:12:11Yes.
00:12:12Is this some stupid, sick, jealous thing because I still have my job?
00:12:15Is that what this really is?
00:12:16No!
00:12:17And it's not some stupid jealousy thing.
00:12:19I'm trying to save your life, man.
00:12:21I didn't fucking ask you to.
00:12:23What?
00:12:23Get out of my face!
00:12:50Can someone clean this shit up?
00:12:54And uh, Claire, file a complaint with DoorDash.
00:12:57I want this delivery boy fired.
00:13:01Listen up, this is not a drill.
00:13:04There's a bomb in the building.
00:13:05It's gonna go off at exactly 9.30.
00:13:07Everyone needs to evacuate, now!
00:13:09Damn, I didn't fully snap.
00:13:11Yeah, psycho.
00:13:13Hey, if you're gonna talk shit,
00:13:15at least say it to his face.
00:13:17Please exit the premises.
00:13:18This is not a dr-
00:13:19Clyde!
00:13:20Are you serious right now?
00:13:22Yes, 100%, I swear to you!
00:13:24You're a dead moron!
00:13:25Clyde, are you out of your fucking mind?
00:13:28Get away from the intercom!
00:13:32Get away from the intercom!
00:13:34Mr. Kingsley, uh, Clyde has completely lost his mind.
00:13:38He's scaring everyone, trying to convince us all
00:13:41that there's gonna be an explosion here at 9.30.
00:13:44Mr. Kingsley, it's true, okay?
00:13:46There is an explosion happening at 9.30 a.m.
00:13:48That's enough!
00:13:49I need you to shut your fucking mouth
00:13:51and get the fuck out of here, okay?
00:13:53The people from Imminent Investment Group
00:13:54is already on their way,
00:13:56and your bullshit, your craziness
00:13:57is the last thing anyone needs.
00:13:59Mr. Kingsley, I am not crazy, okay?
00:14:01I guarantee you, this is happening.
00:14:03This is true, okay?
00:14:09Security!
00:14:11Hold this man and call the authorities.
00:14:13No, don't even bother, okay?
00:14:17If none of you believe me, fine.
00:14:19Stay, see what happens.
00:14:21I, for one, I'm leaving.
00:14:23I'm leaving.
00:14:31What's my wife doing here?
00:14:37Oh no.
00:14:38I forgot Ivy was coming here today.
00:14:43There you go, honey.
00:14:44Okay, stop, stop.
00:14:45You're wrinkling my blouse.
00:14:46Look, I have an important meeting
00:14:47at your old office today,
00:14:48and I can't deal with any distractions.
00:14:49Look, I know that building
00:14:50gets a lot of deliveries,
00:14:51so if you get sent there,
00:14:52just do me a favor,
00:14:53don't mention that we're married,
00:14:54alright?
00:14:55Of course, honey, yeah.
00:14:56Okay.
00:14:57Love you.
00:14:58Mr. Todd, Miss Linden!
00:14:59Nice to meet you,
00:15:00thanks for having us.
00:15:01Let's give a warm welcome
00:15:02to Xavier Todd and Ivy Linden
00:15:03from Imminent Investment Group!
00:15:27If Ivy stays, she'll die along with everyone else.
00:15:33I need to get her out of here.
00:15:35Ivy.
00:15:36Miss Linden, please come with me.
00:15:39There's actually an emergency situation.
00:15:41Let me escort you off the premises.
00:15:46Clyde, what the hell are you doing?
00:15:47Let Miss Linden go.
00:15:49My apologies.
00:15:51This delivery boy's having himself a rough morning.
00:15:54Liam, I want him out of my sight.
00:15:56How about some coffee?
00:16:00We have bagels.
00:16:02That sounds like a plan.
00:16:03It's fine.
00:16:04Wait, Ivy, there's a bomb in the building.
00:16:06We need to get out of here now.
00:16:07Let go, hurry, fucking little chick.
00:16:10There's going to be an explosion.
00:16:12Jim, quit standing around.
00:16:13Kill the helmet.
00:16:15No, no, Ivy.
00:16:20Emily.
00:16:21Where the hell do you think you're going?
00:16:22I don't know about you, but I don't plan on dying at my desk.
00:16:26Don't tell me you actually believe him.
00:16:28Maybe he's lying.
00:16:29Maybe he's not.
00:16:30Either way, better safe than sorry.
00:16:32I don't want my last moments to be working at the big victory group.
00:16:36Emily, get back here.
00:16:37You're still on the clock.
00:16:40Hey, where do you think you're going?
00:16:42People, hey, come on.
00:16:45Miss Linden, come on.
00:16:47We have to go.
00:16:55Oh.
00:16:56Fucking hell, Clyde.
00:16:57Did you take this delivery just because you knew I'd be working here?
00:17:00Ivy, this is bigger than your job, okay?
00:17:02I'm trying to save our lives.
00:17:05Oh, please.
00:17:06You're jealous of Xavier, who's just my boss,
00:17:08and so you're trying to sabotage my meeting.
00:17:10It's not going to work.
00:17:12Ivy, Ivy, Ivy.
00:17:13I'm not jealous, okay?
00:17:14Of all the people, I thought you'd believe me.
00:17:22Mr. Todd, just ignore him.
00:17:26Clyde's been struggling.
00:17:29Whatever the case may be,
00:17:31a potential bomb threat is no trivial matter.
00:17:33The woman who left had a point.
00:17:35It'd be smart to take this small seriously.
00:17:37Absolutely.
00:17:38Around here, safety first, always.
00:17:41You said there was going to be an explosion.
00:17:43Yes, Mr. Todd, absolutely.
00:17:45You need to evacuate right now,
00:17:47and you should take Miss Linden here with you.
00:17:49Please.
00:17:50Not so fast.
00:17:52How do you even know this?
00:17:54Where's your proof?
00:17:55Where's the bomb located?
00:17:56Who planted it?
00:17:57I don't know.
00:17:59I'm sorry.
00:17:59So no location?
00:18:02No suspects?
00:18:04Just blind panic?
00:18:06You really expect us to drop everything based on nothing?
00:18:08Look.
00:18:09I know.
00:18:10I get it.
00:18:11It sounds crazy.
00:18:13But...
00:18:14I can see a death timer, okay?
00:18:17Above every single person's head.
00:18:20I see when they're going to die,
00:18:22and right now,
00:18:23everybody here is going to die at 9.30 from an explosion.
00:18:25A death timer.
00:18:32Of course.
00:18:34Are you hearing this?
00:18:36Like I said,
00:18:37Clyde isn't well.
00:18:40I'll take care of him, sir.
00:18:41Come on, buddy.
00:18:42Let's go.
00:18:42They got a meeting to get you.
00:18:43Stop.
00:18:49Mr. Todd,
00:18:50in 30 seconds,
00:18:53this man,
00:18:55right here,
00:18:55is going to have a heart attack
00:18:57and die.
00:19:02That's it.
00:19:03All I've done
00:19:04is try to help you.
00:19:06You know,
00:19:07I really thought we were friends.
00:19:08Alan.
00:19:09I...
00:19:09You what?
00:19:10You've been jammering on about my death
00:19:11all morning.
00:19:12Are you really that jealous?
00:19:14Because I'm done.
00:19:15We're done.
00:19:17Do you know why he's so obsessed
00:19:18with getting Miss Lyndon to leave?
00:19:19Because she's his wife.
00:19:22And as for me,
00:19:23I'm not going to die.
00:19:24You see this shit, Clyde?
00:19:26I could do this all day.
00:19:27No, no, stop.
00:19:28That's not healthy,
00:19:28my heart is.
00:19:29No, no, no, no, Alan!
00:19:33No, no, Alan!
00:19:35No, no, Alan, no!
00:19:37See?
00:19:37I told you!
00:19:40He's having a heart attack
00:19:42right now!
00:19:43Hey!
00:19:47Hey!
00:19:47Hey!
00:19:48Hey, buddy!
00:19:51Shit!
00:19:52He's not breathing.
00:19:54He must be dead.
00:19:57Alan's not dead.
00:19:59He's just passed out.
00:20:00Probably from all the dancing.
00:20:03Clyde,
00:20:04it was your hysterics
00:20:05that caused this.
00:20:06Me?
00:20:07Did Clyde just predict this?
00:20:09No.
00:20:10No way!
00:20:12It's ridiculous.
00:20:13It's just a freak coincidence.
00:20:23Probably fine in no time, buddy.
00:20:25Okay?
00:20:25Clyde Sonson's probably
00:20:26just stressed you out.
00:20:27All right.
00:20:28Good work.
00:20:29You know,
00:20:31mornings aren't usually
00:20:32like this around here.
00:20:33Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:20:35What do you say
00:20:36we get back to that meeting, huh?
00:20:38I'm ready.
00:20:39You ready?
00:20:40Don't worry about it,
00:20:41Mr. Kingsley.
00:20:42I can't judge an entire company
00:20:43out for one employee's actions.
00:20:46Let's get it started.
00:20:47Yeah, but this way.
00:20:48After you.
00:20:51Okay.
00:20:53Hey, hey.
00:20:59Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, ah!
00:21:02I'm ready!
00:21:03Clyde!
00:21:04What the fuck are you trying to do?
00:21:05I'm trying to save your lives!
00:21:07Oh, ho, ho, ho!
00:21:09Wake the fuck up!
00:21:11I've never been more awake
00:21:12in my life!
00:21:13What?
00:21:15Do you even know
00:21:17why you went from being
00:21:18a five-time sales champion
00:21:19to getting fired?
00:21:21Why?
00:21:22Because you're a fossil.
00:21:24The game changed,
00:21:26but you didn't.
00:21:28Mr. Kingsley
00:21:28handed all his clients
00:21:30off to me.
00:21:31In fact,
00:21:32your best pal, Alan,
00:21:33he was pretty happy
00:21:34to steal from you, too.
00:21:35You all knew?
00:21:41You were hiding this from me?
00:21:44We didn't exactly have to hide.
00:21:47I mean, come on!
00:21:49Mr. Oblivious here
00:21:50didn't suspect a thing.
00:21:52Okay.
00:21:53I get it.
00:21:54So you were all
00:21:55ganging up on me
00:21:56from the start, huh?
00:21:57Well, you could all
00:21:58go to hell!
00:21:59Ashley,
00:22:02get out of my way.
00:22:04Because I
00:22:05have got to save
00:22:06my wife.
00:22:07Grab him!
00:22:08I'm away!
00:22:09I'm away!
00:22:09Hold on, hold on!
00:22:10Hey, let me go!
00:22:11Get to my safe
00:22:12mother still, can't!
00:22:14So here's what I'm thinking.
00:22:16About this
00:22:17investment.
00:22:19I'm away!
00:22:19Hold on, hold on!
00:22:20Hey!
00:22:22I'm sorry.
00:22:23I'll be right back.
00:22:27Get out of me!
00:22:27Save her!
00:22:33Save her!
00:22:34I swear I'll kill you!
00:22:36Clyde!
00:22:38Clyde!
00:22:39That's enough!
00:22:57Get out of me!
00:23:09Get out of me!
00:23:21Get out of me!
00:23:27There, there was no explosion.
00:23:34No explosion, no fire, no destruction, no big boom.
00:23:38You dragged me out here for nothing.
00:23:40No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:23:41This doesn't make any sense.
00:23:43It should have happened.
00:23:48The timer above Ivy's head is gone.
00:23:50Did I lose my power?
00:23:52Something is seriously wrong with you, Clyde.
00:23:55Take your crazy theories somewhere else.
00:23:57I need to get back to work.
00:23:58Damn it.
00:24:00I got distracted by all that yelling and it didn't go off.
00:24:04Fuck it.
00:24:05They get a little more time.
00:24:08And then they're blown to pieces.
00:24:15Oh no, it didn't stop.
00:24:17It just got delayed.
00:24:18Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:24:20I, I, I, I.
00:24:21The bomb is still going off, okay?
00:24:23It just somehow got delayed.
00:24:25Jesus, Clyde, just leave me alone and let me do my job.
00:24:29I've been preparing for this for months.
00:24:31No, Ivy, this office is a time bomb.
00:24:34Look, I, I get it, right?
00:24:36You, you love your work, but at the end of the day, it's just money, okay?
00:24:39Please, it's, it's not worth your life.
00:24:41Oh, Clyde.
00:24:42You still don't get it, do you?
00:24:47Money is everything.
00:24:48Ivy.
00:24:49Do you even have any idea how much we spend every month?
00:24:53Ivy.
00:24:54Mortgage, car loans, utilities, groceries, and all the junk you blow money on?
00:24:59It's about 10 grand per month.
00:25:01It was fine back when you were bringing in real money, but now you don't even have a real
00:25:06job.
00:25:07My job is the only reason we have food on the table.
00:25:10I'm sorry.
00:25:11Okay.
00:25:11I, I didn't believe you.
00:25:12God damn you, Clyde!
00:25:15You know I could have lost my job over this, right?
00:25:18If Mr. Todd decides to fire me, we won't be able to survive.
00:25:24I'm sorry I've neglected you.
00:25:27I've been, I've been a terrible husband.
00:25:30I have, and I, I promise I will do better.
00:25:33I will, but right now, please, please, you just have to trust me, okay?
00:25:37Because this bomb, it's going to go-
00:25:39Oh my God!
00:25:41There is no bomb!
00:25:44I swear to God, I can't, I can't lose my job today because we really need this money.
00:25:50For the three of us.
00:26:02You're?
00:26:03Yeah, Clyde.
00:26:05I'm pregnant.
00:26:09I'm gonna, I'm gonna be a dad.
00:26:12It's time to start acting like one.
00:26:14Now, calm down and let me go in there and close this deal.
00:26:18If she won't leave, I'll find the bomb myself.
00:26:23Ivy, I swear, I'm gonna save you and our baby.
00:26:29Want some?
00:26:30I thought you left, Emily.
00:26:32I did, but your little bomb didn't go off.
00:26:37Besides, the last time I ditched early, Mr. Kingsley docked my pie.
00:26:41Honestly, I kind of wish this place had exploded.
00:26:47Now I have to go back and work with these idiots again.
00:26:50Where the hell did she get those chips?
00:26:52Closest store is a ten minute walk, and she wasn't gone long enough to go there.
00:26:57Clay, you coming?
00:26:59Uh, yeah, no, I'll, I'll, I'll be right there.
00:27:03So, genius, wasn't this place supposed to blow up at 9.30?
00:27:15What time is it now, huh?
00:27:18Yeah.
00:27:24Where the hell did they put Alan?
00:27:25He was dead.
00:27:26I saw him.
00:27:27Hey, what did you do with Alan?
00:27:29Oh, great question.
00:27:30Hey, hey, has anyone seen Alan?
00:27:34Uh, maybe he got blown up.
00:27:38Stop trying to freak these people out!
00:27:40We saw Alan doing jumping jacks, right?
00:27:42The guy is perfectly fine.
00:27:44So quit being a salty bitch and get the fuck out of here!
00:27:48Bunch of idiots.
00:27:50Who the hell stays in an office with a bomb threat?
00:27:54Okay, listen, everybody, it wasn't a false alarm, okay?
00:27:58The bomb is still going off.
00:28:00It just got delayed somehow.
00:28:02I don't know, but now it's 11 a.m.
00:28:04Jesus Christ, Clyde!
00:28:06Know your place!
00:28:07I don't need to remind you, you got fired.
00:28:10So go!
00:28:11They're never going to believe me.
00:28:13Fine, I'll find the bomber myself.
00:28:16Anything to save my wife.
00:28:18I wonder how she's doing in there.
00:28:19Sorry, I, uh...
00:28:25I gotta take this, um...
00:28:27I'm sorry, Mr. Todd.
00:28:37I should have told you about my marriage.
00:28:39I just, I wanted to keep things professional.
00:28:42And besides, I never knew he would make a scene like that.
00:28:46Ivy, relax.
00:28:47It's not your fault.
00:28:48He just happened to be here for a delivery.
00:28:50There's no way this could have been planned.
00:28:53Besides, he doesn't have the power to ruin this deal.
00:28:56Thank you for being so understanding.
00:28:58Thing is, Ivy, I already knew about your marriage, about Clyde.
00:29:05You did?
00:29:08Ivy, you must have noticed.
00:29:11I've grown quite fond of you over the years.
00:29:16So I did a little bit of research.
00:29:18I was curious.
00:29:20What kind of special man went over someone so brilliant,
00:29:24someone so stunning as you?
00:29:25Oh.
00:29:28But Clyde, he...
00:29:29You could do so much better than him.
00:29:32I mean, the guy's not all there.
00:29:34Clyde's a good man.
00:29:35He's just, you know, he's having a bad day.
00:29:38Hey, it's not my place to judge your personal decisions.
00:29:43But this isn't going to change the way I feel about you.
00:29:47Ivy, you deserve more.
00:29:49A better life.
00:29:51Someone who actually sees your worth.
00:29:53Someone...
00:29:55Like me.
00:30:02Okay, Mr. Todd, you're my boss.
00:30:05Well, at least I'm not crazy.
00:30:08Really.
00:30:09Why are you so alone with him?
00:30:13I'm going to ask you to come with me.
00:30:15We got a surprise for you.
00:30:16All right, people.
00:30:22It is time to show Mr. Todd and Miss Linden
00:30:25what a tight-knit, high-energy family we are.
00:30:29Y'all ready for a dance performance?
00:30:31I can't hear you.
00:30:35I can't hear you.
00:30:36Who said that?
00:30:39Clyde, was that you?
00:30:39What the hell are you doing here?
00:30:42You know what?
00:30:43Never mind.
00:30:44Okay, the priority is to show our investors our culture.
00:30:48A mandatory dance routine?
00:30:50What is this?
00:30:51Fucking kindergarten?
00:30:53Stupid fucking corporate bullshit.
00:30:54Man, she really hates working here.
00:30:59Wait, could Emily be the one who planted the bomb?
00:31:03All right, team.
00:31:04Let's get moving.
00:31:07Alan!
00:31:08You're alive!
00:31:09Come here!
00:31:14What doesn't kill you only makes you stronger, right?
00:31:18Look, Clyde.
00:31:18I think it was a minor heart episode.
00:31:21I've had heart problems for the past year.
00:31:23Didn't tell anyone.
00:31:24Mr. Kingsley, if you found out,
00:31:26he'd think I was a liability and have me fired.
00:31:28Luckily, someone grabbed my meds
00:31:30and gave me a few when I was out.
00:31:32I'm good as new.
00:31:33Scary stuff, though.
00:31:34I think I may have even stopped breathing for a second.
00:31:37Alan, okay, whatever you do,
00:31:40do not join in this dance, okay?
00:31:42Your timer, it's changed.
00:31:43Now it says you die at 9.55.
00:31:46Jesus, Clyde.
00:31:46Again with this?
00:31:47I'm done with your paranoia.
00:31:48Look, Alan, look!
00:31:50You're out of your meds, okay?
00:31:51I don't want to lose you again.
00:31:53Not like this.
00:31:54Get off of me, Clyde.
00:31:55If you really cared about me,
00:31:56you'd shut your mouth about my condition.
00:31:58Mr. Kingsley can't know about my heart.
00:32:00All right, Alan.
00:32:01You're a fast dancer and need you up the front, buddy.
00:32:04Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:32:05No, no, no, no, no.
00:32:05I'm begging you, please, just sit this one out.
00:32:08I said get off of me.
00:32:09Are you jealous of my dance moves, too?
00:32:10Hey, hey, listen to your friend, okay?
00:32:13I need you to fuck off.
00:32:14I want you out of here.
00:32:15I can't leave yet.
00:32:16I need to save Ivy and the baby.
00:32:19Look, Alan, I'm sorry, okay?
00:32:22I don't know what else I can do.
00:32:23If you are this determined to die,
00:32:25I can't stop you.
00:32:29All right, everyone, it's showtime,
00:32:31just like how we practiced.
00:32:33Aye, aye, Captain!
00:32:34Fuck my life.
00:32:41Why didn't these assholes just die like they were supposed to?
00:32:44Could it be her?
00:32:45Did she plant the bomb?
00:32:47What if something went wrong
00:32:48and she had to reset the timer to 11 o'clock?
00:32:50Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:33:05Whoa, whoa, whoa!
00:33:05Alan, please stop this, okay?
00:33:07Your heart can't take it.
00:33:08Let him dance!
00:33:10He was fine until you interrupted him!
00:33:12Come on!
00:33:13Get the hell out of here
00:33:15or I'm going to call the cops.
00:33:18I need to stay here.
00:33:21I need to stop the bomb and save my wife.
00:33:24All right, team, let's keep this going.
00:33:27Mr. Kaisley, Mr. Kaisley, look at his energy.
00:33:30This is what loyalty looks like.
00:33:31No one works harder in here than I do.
00:33:33No one.
00:33:34You're killing it!
00:33:34Get up, Alan!
00:33:42Come on!
00:33:44We need you.
00:33:45I won't let you down, sir.
00:33:47Picture group for life!
00:33:59Holy shit.
00:34:01He was right!
00:34:02So Alan only has three minutes left to live?
00:34:09Liam!
00:34:10Call an ambulance.
00:34:11Why don't we go back into my office?
00:34:13Alan's going to be fine.
00:34:14He's fine.
00:34:14We have the best medical insurance in the business.
00:34:17Come on.
00:34:18Come on!
00:34:19He's being silly.
00:34:20Come on.
00:34:21Right.
00:34:22Sure.
00:34:24Let's go.
00:34:27Okay.
00:34:29Come on.
00:34:30All right.
00:34:36Ambulance is on its way.
00:34:38Come on.
00:34:38Get him out of here.
00:34:39Off company property.
00:34:41Outside.
00:34:42Now!
00:34:43Come on.
00:34:44Come on.
00:34:45You know it doesn't matter, right?
00:34:47He's going to be dead in three minutes.
00:34:49Is Clyde actually not crazy?
00:34:53He just predicted Alan's death.
00:34:56Does that mean there's actually a bomb?
00:34:58Oh, God.
00:34:59I'm not ready to die.
00:35:00Okay.
00:35:05Something happens to Alan.
00:35:07It's on you.
00:35:09What?
00:35:09Are you stupid?
00:35:11I tried warning him, okay?
00:35:14He didn't listen.
00:35:15And you know why?
00:35:17It's because he was terrified.
00:35:19He was so scared that you were going to fire him because of his heart condition.
00:35:24This toxic company killed him.
00:35:26Not me.
00:35:28Mr. Todd.
00:35:29Mr. Linden.
00:35:30I'm really sorry about this.
00:35:32Can you just give me one minute, okay?
00:35:34I'm going to be right back.
00:35:35Of course.
00:35:36Employees come first.
00:35:54How's Alan?
00:35:56I had him carried outside.
00:35:58He should be in the ambulance by now, sir.
00:36:01He's gone.
00:36:03I'm so sick of your negativity.
00:36:05I'm sure Alan is fine.
00:36:07Look, I get it.
00:36:08You're upset.
00:36:09You got fired.
00:36:10Move on.
00:36:10Grow up.
00:36:10No, no, no, no.
00:36:11I'm upset because nobody is listening to me.
00:36:17Talk to me.
00:36:19What?
00:36:24He's dead.
00:36:30So Clyde was right.
00:36:33He said Alan was going to die and boom, he's dead.
00:36:37Look, look, look.
00:36:38Listen up.
00:36:39Everyone calm down, okay?
00:36:41This office is in one of the safest areas in the entire city, okay?
00:36:46There is no bomb.
00:36:49Now, today's been tough.
00:36:52It's been tough.
00:36:53Okay, but let's not make it worse by feeding into silly rumors.
00:36:58And let's just get back to words.
00:37:02This is why I fired you.
00:37:04You can't sell anything.
00:37:06Not even a bomb threat.
00:37:08You are one horrible salesman.
00:37:10What the?
00:37:11You know, that's crazy.
00:37:13I was the sales champ here for five years straight.
00:37:17And you know what?
00:37:18If you remember, that only changed when you and Liam started talking to my clients.
00:37:22Whoa.
00:37:23Wait right there.
00:37:25When an employee gets complacent, it is my job to motivate them.
00:37:33Simple.
00:37:34When you really think about it, right?
00:37:39Where?
00:37:40Exactly.
00:37:41Did Alan die?
00:37:43He died on the way to the hospital, sir.
00:37:45Okay.
00:37:46So not on a company premises.
00:37:48He's down to get so.
00:37:51You know, it doesn't matter where he died, right?
00:37:56He had a heart attack because you forced him to dance.
00:37:59You're liable.
00:38:00So they're saying it's natural causes instead of a workplace injury?
00:38:03God, capitalism is the worst.
00:38:05Listen, it's not what you think.
00:38:09Obviously, I'm just trying to...
00:38:10figure out what I'm going to tell the insurance company.
00:38:15That's all?
00:38:16Look, right now, let's not focus on horrible rumors.
00:38:21Let's focus on sealing the deal with Eminent.
00:38:25Because that's what Ellen would have wanted.
00:38:39I'm sorry.
00:38:39You, with me.
00:38:42I don't know what kind of fucking game you're playing today, but hear this.
00:38:56I can have your wife fired in a heartbeat.
00:39:00I have to protect Ivy and her job.
00:39:03No choice but to play along.
00:39:07I'm sorry, Mr. Kingsley.
00:39:10You won't hear another word out of me today.
00:39:13What did that monster have to say?
00:39:26You think?
00:39:27You wanted me to shut up about the explosion.
00:39:29What an asshole.
00:39:31I wish this place would just burn to the ground.
00:39:33What's up with that huge duffel bag?
00:39:39What's up with that huge duffel bag?
00:39:41She normally only brings a small purse to work.
00:39:44Is that where she's hiding the bomb?
00:39:46Clyde.
00:39:48Earth to Clyde.
00:39:49Are you there?
00:39:51Uh, yeah, yeah.
00:39:53Um, listen, Emily, I get it.
00:39:56I mean, Mr. Kingsley, he's not exactly a saint, right?
00:40:00But there are good people who work in this office.
00:40:03You know that, right?
00:40:05Not exactly a saint.
00:40:06He's straight up a demon.
00:40:12Hey.
00:40:13Yeah, I'll be there in a minute.
00:40:15I gotta go.
00:40:15I gotta go.
00:40:26Oh, my God.
00:40:27It sounds like a time bomb.
00:40:32Ivy, it really does seem like your husband has a superpower.
00:40:36He just predicted the heart attack.
00:40:37No, no, it was just a coincidence.
00:40:39But what if it wasn't?
00:40:40That would make the bomb real.
00:40:44Please, just ignore him.
00:40:45It's nonsense.
00:40:46So you want to stick with someone who's full of shit to be with me?
00:40:51So you want to stick with someone who's full of shit to be with me?
00:40:53Mr. Todd, I know that Clyde seems strange.
00:40:58But he's a good guy and he means well.
00:41:00I'm not leaving him.
00:41:06Whew.
00:41:07Sorry about all the chaos.
00:41:10Let's get back to business, huh?
00:41:12Hold on.
00:41:14What about the bomb threat?
00:41:15Before we talk business, I need to make sure we're safe.
00:41:18Mr. Todd, I can assure you I have everything under control.
00:41:22Here at Victory Group, we take the safety of our visitors very seriously.
00:41:31I'm sure you do.
00:41:33But after everything that's happened today, I'd like to go see for myself.
00:41:36Of course.
00:41:38Whatever you say, absolutely.
00:41:40Right this way, sir.
00:41:41You coming?
00:41:42Yeah.
00:41:43Let's see how much you love your husband after I expose him in front of everyone.
00:41:47Mr. Todd.
00:41:56Clyde.
00:41:57I gotta know.
00:41:59This explosion you keep talking about.
00:42:01What's the deal with it?
00:42:02Do you believe me?
00:42:03Look.
00:42:04This is real.
00:42:05Okay, this is happening.
00:42:07A bomb is gonna go off in this building at 11 a.m.
00:42:10And the best thing you can do is get Ivy out of here now.
00:42:14Clyde, I'm not going anywhere until you give us something we can actually work with.
00:42:19You gotta show us some evidence.
00:42:20You have to trust me, okay?
00:42:22I wouldn't lie about something like this.
00:42:24Mr. Kingsley, let's be real here.
00:42:27How do you expect us to invest in your company when you can't even keep your office safe?
00:42:31Clyde, just drop this, okay?
00:42:35Look, think of it this way.
00:42:37I know we've had our issues, but I was your intern.
00:42:41Now, look how great I am.
00:42:43You should be proud.
00:42:44Look, Clyde, I'm sorry that I didn't do more to make you feel valued.
00:42:51But I'm gonna make it up to you.
00:42:52Because I'm gonna kick in a little extra severance, all right?
00:42:55But please, can we just drop this whole bomb scam bullshit?
00:43:00You know, it's not about the money, okay?
00:43:02I think it is not a prank.
00:43:05This is happening.
00:43:06This is real.
00:43:07We have to find the person who planted the bomb before it's too late.
00:43:10He's right.
00:43:12It seems the person behind this would be right here in this office.
00:43:17Tell me, who do you think it is?
00:43:20Well, I don't think I should be making accusations, but...
00:43:24Because I'll tell you who I think it is.
00:43:27I think Clyde would be the one who planted the bomb.
00:43:30Mr. Todd, Clyde wouldn't do something like that.
00:43:35Yeah, Mr. Todd, that's insane, okay?
00:43:37Why would I plant the bomb in the building my wife is in?
00:43:39Who knows?
00:43:41But it seems reasonable to suspect the guy who just got fired.
00:43:45Honestly, I think you need to be searched.
00:43:48Mr. Todd, please, this is a pit march.
00:43:51Is it?
00:43:52I'm trying to keep everyone safe.
00:43:54Mr. Kingsley, do I have your permission to search his belongings?
00:44:00Be my guest.
00:44:01No, no, no, you guys have no right!
00:44:03Mr. Clyde, this is in fact a real bomb scare.
00:44:07And according to you, it is.
00:44:09We have to check everything.
00:44:10It's mandatory.
00:44:11And you know that.
00:44:12Dave!
00:44:13Get in here!
00:44:14Yes, sir.
00:44:17Mr. Kingsley, what can I do for you?
00:44:20We have reason to believe that Clyde here has planted a bomb.
00:44:24So I want you to look through his little delivery bag and make sure there's nothing suspicious.
00:44:29A bomb?
00:44:31That sounds intense.
00:44:34Maybe we should let the cops handle this.
00:44:36I like my idea better.
00:44:37Why don't you listen to what I tell you?
00:44:39Hey, what?
00:44:40Hey, Mr. Johnson, are you okay?
00:44:43Yeah, I'm fine.
00:44:44And how many times have I told you?
00:44:46Please call me Dave.
00:44:47Come on.
00:44:48You were my mentor when I arrived here.
00:44:51It wouldn't be right to call you by your first name.
00:44:53It was a long time ago.
00:44:55Sorry, man.
00:44:56I've got to search your bag.
00:45:04No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:45:06No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:45:09Please, Mr. Johnson, just don't open that, okay?
00:45:12Good God.
00:45:13It's a bomb.
00:45:14Jesus, he's going to blow us up.
00:45:15No.
00:45:16No, no, it's not a bomb.
00:45:18Trust me.
00:45:18What the hell is it?
00:45:20Dave, get it out of here.
00:45:21Clyde, what's in the box?
00:45:23No, please don't open it.
00:45:24Clyde, give me the box.
00:45:26Honey, please don't make me.
00:45:27Give it to me.
00:45:29Baby, stop.
00:45:30Okay, don't.
00:45:31Don't.
00:45:32Please.
00:45:33Oh, my God.
00:45:36Have you been taking inappropriate pictures of the girls in the office?
00:45:40Fucking stalker creep.
00:45:42Oh, I always knew you were a dirty perv, you motherfucker.
00:45:47Ivy, you sure your husband's such a good man?
00:45:51Clyde, how could you do this to me?
00:45:54After all I've done for us.
00:45:57Honey, it's not like that, okay?
00:46:00Look, these are photos of us.
00:46:06Ivy, you're the love of my life.
00:46:15Being with you makes me feel like the luckiest man on Earth.
00:46:20And I know things have been rough lately with you working overtime to help us, but I promise this is only temporary.
00:46:28I'm going to do everything I can to lighten your load.
00:46:34Our future is bright, my love.
00:46:38Why didn't you tell me about these?
00:46:41Well, I...
00:46:42I got the photos for our wedding anniversary.
00:46:45I...
00:46:45It was supposed to be a surprise.
00:46:47Well, you've ruined it now, silly.
00:46:54Wow.
00:46:56Look at them.
00:46:57I'm not sure he's a great salesman, but he's definitely a good husband.
00:47:00Yeah, right?
00:47:01I feel kind of bad I thought he was going to blow this place up.
00:47:04Ivy, can we talk?
00:47:06I'm so sorry, Ivy.
00:47:13I shouldn't have tried to come between you and Clyde like this.
00:47:15He's a good man.
00:47:17And he deserves someone like you.
00:47:19It's okay.
00:47:20And I agree.
00:47:21He is a good man.
00:47:25So, I won't bother you anymore.
00:47:30Clyde has my respect.
00:47:32And I wish you two nothing but the best.
00:47:34Thank you, Mr. Todd.
00:47:36She's been gone forever.
00:47:42It has to be her.
00:47:44I'm checking her bag.
00:47:51Clyde.
00:47:54Mr. Johnson!
00:47:56Uh, what's up?
00:47:57I need to talk to you outside.
00:48:01Uh, sure thing.
00:48:02Well, if it isn't a couple of limp dicks, what are you up to?
00:48:12Mr. Keseley, I was just taking Clyde outside to have a talk about, you know, mental health.
00:48:19Mental health?
00:48:21That's good.
00:48:22That's real good.
00:48:23When I really think about it, I guess you are the only one in this entire building that he'll actually listen to.
00:48:28So, I'm going to wish you the best with, uh, talking some sense into this piece of work.
00:48:36Enjoy.
00:48:36Thanks.
00:48:37Yeah.
00:48:38See you around.
00:48:39Or not.
00:48:41Is it me, or does that look like the necklace I sent you to?
00:48:45It wasn't cheapy.
00:48:46Yes, it is.
00:48:48And I love it so much.
00:48:50You're welcome.
00:49:14Clyde?
00:49:15Clyde, what are you doing in my bag?
00:49:18Uh, I, um, sorry, I, I was hungry.
00:49:23I was just, I was looking for, uh, snacks.
00:49:25Do you have any, do you have any snacks?
00:49:26Tough shit.
00:49:27Finished the last one today.
00:49:30Emily, you can't just walk out like that during office hours.
00:49:34I was just picking up my package.
00:49:36You were gone for almost 20 minutes.
00:49:38Does it take that long to walk to the front door and back?
00:49:42I stopped by the bathroom on my way back.
00:49:44What, what?
00:49:45Do I need a hall pass to take a shit now?
00:49:49Watch your mouth, Emily.
00:49:51I am your manager, and you will respect me.
00:49:55For what?
00:49:58For being the biggest kiss-ass to our Lord, Jay Kingsley?
00:50:02Laugh it up.
00:50:07But when Mr. Kingsley hears about this, they're fired.
00:50:13Oh, I'm so scared, Mr. Wet Blanket.
00:50:18Do you think I want to be here?
00:50:20You don't even pay me enough to cover rent.
00:50:22And you think any of us believe you actually care about us?
00:50:26Alan died five minutes ago, and you did fuck all about it.
00:50:30Do you think any of us would follow you?
00:50:33Yeah, she's right.
00:50:34Emily, if you don't want to be here, then leave.
00:50:41Good luck finding another job in this market.
00:50:44I'll be fine.
00:50:46Besides, I'd rather work in fast food than work for you.
00:50:51Damn, these Gen Z kids have some spunk.
00:50:55Emily, you're way on line!
00:50:58I'm telling Mr. Kingsley to fire you right now!
00:51:02Please do.
00:51:06Is that a bomb detonator?
00:51:13What the fuck?
00:51:15Ivy, Ivy, don't come any closer.
00:51:16She has a bomb detonator.
00:51:17She's got a what?
00:51:26It's her!
00:51:27She's the bomber!
00:51:28Stay right there!
00:51:29What the fuck are you talking about?
00:51:31You have it!
00:51:32You have the detonator!
00:51:33It's a toy, Clyde!
00:51:37It's a toy!
00:51:39I'm joking!
00:51:41My therapist recommended it for stress relief.
00:51:43I got it off Amazon.
00:51:44Is that a crime now?
00:51:45It's a toy.
00:51:52It's a toy.
00:51:53I'm sorry.
00:51:54I thought it was a bomb detonator.
00:51:56Come on, dude.
00:51:56I hate this place, but I'm not going to blow it up.
00:52:02Okay, but what about the duffel, huh?
00:52:05I mean, you always just bring a purse to work.
00:52:07Why a duffel?
00:52:08And it's ticking!
00:52:10I don't have to explain myself to you.
00:52:11Emily, what's in the bag?
00:52:13Just two bottles of none of your fucking business!
00:52:21Does that look like a bomb, huh?
00:52:24I thought you were a cool person, Clyde.
00:52:26Turns out, you're just as awful as the rest of these chumps.
00:52:29It's the stuff from my desk.
00:52:34I'm packing up.
00:52:35I got a better job offer, so I'm quitting.
00:52:39Peace out, asshole!
00:52:42Oh, I'm just so sad that you're leaving us.
00:52:46And I wish you the best on your future endeavors.
00:52:51Now you can go speak with HR about your exit interview.
00:52:55Oh, I could, I could.
00:52:57But actually, I think I should just give my exit interview right now.
00:53:01Oh, what to say?
00:53:04Oh, this company has so many issues.
00:53:09The biggest one being you, Mr. Kingsley.
00:53:12You have no leadership skills whatsoever.
00:53:16You're unpredictable.
00:53:17You can never make up your mind.
00:53:19And are constantly not thinking about the greater good of this company.
00:53:23Come on, that's outrageous.
00:53:26Is that?
00:53:27I mean, look who you promoted.
00:53:29A spineless, worthless sycophant with too much bucks bleaching his hair.
00:53:34Who does nothing but agree with everything you say.
00:53:40And meanwhile, good employees like Clyde are so underappreciated and undercompensated, I might add,
00:53:48that they either burn out or quit.
00:53:50Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:53:51And thus, I have concluded that this workplace culture is not a good fit for me or anyone else for that matter.
00:53:59And might I add, I don't know who is planning to blow this place up, but I wish them the best.
00:54:06Will you please stop talking?
00:54:07I thought you were ready to move on.
00:54:09I hope my feedback was constructive.
00:54:12And I wish you the best in all of your future endeavors.
00:54:19Clyde!
00:54:21Clyde Lane!
00:54:23Ma'am, you can't go in there!
00:54:26That's Alan's wife?
00:54:28Oh, no.
00:54:30Ah!
00:54:35This is your fault!
00:54:37Alan saw you as one of his closest friends, and you came here, harassed him, and then you got him killed!
00:54:43You bastard!
00:54:44Please, Ma'am, just let me explain, okay?
00:54:47Explain what?
00:54:48Why my husband is dead?
00:54:50I hope you rot in hell!
00:54:52It might be time to leave this sorry-ass job.
00:54:56Yeah, I think Emily had the right idea.
00:54:58It's not worth wasting our life away for Kingsley.
00:55:01True, and Clyde might be right, too.
00:55:02I mean, I'm not ready to lose my life over this job.
00:55:06Hey!
00:55:07Hey, you can't go to lunch yet!
00:55:09We've still got work to do!
00:55:10Work?
00:55:11You can't seriously be still talking about work.
00:55:14We're not going to lunch.
00:55:16We're quitting.
00:55:24Clyde.
00:55:25Clyde, you motherfucker!
00:55:28Give me my husband back!
00:55:30Give him back!
00:55:31Hey!
00:55:31It's not Clyde's fault!
00:55:33Alan had a heart attack!
00:55:34You're just defending him because he's your husband.
00:55:38No, she's right.
00:55:39It really wasn't my fault.
00:55:41It was his, okay?
00:55:43Alan had a heart attack because management forced him to dance.
00:55:46Excuse me, darling.
00:55:50You see, everything that Clyde just said is a bunch of bullshit.
00:55:56Because your husband didn't die on company premises.
00:56:02Holy shit!
00:56:02You just want to avoid responsibility.
00:56:06After everything Alan has done for this company,
00:56:09you'll be hearing from my lawyers!
00:56:14Let's just try and calm down, okay?
00:56:16I'm so sorry for your loss.
00:56:19We are all so devastated after losing such an amazing employee.
00:56:24Better yet, an amazing friend.
00:56:27But all this lawyer talk, come on.
00:56:30We don't have to go there.
00:56:32I'll tell you what.
00:56:32Between us, privately.
00:56:34We can settle this.
00:56:36Out of court.
00:56:37How about, um...
00:56:39That was 20 grand, Sal.
00:56:43Sounds good to me.
00:56:46First of all,
00:56:47don't give me any of that
00:56:49sorry for your loss bullshit.
00:56:51And second, $20,000.
00:56:54Is that what my husband's life is worth?
00:56:57$20,000?
00:57:04Fucking cunt.
00:57:06Did you just cut me?
00:57:07Dave, get her the fuck out of here!
00:57:10Don't touch me!
00:57:11Don't touch me!
00:57:11Come on, Dave.
00:57:12It's a girl!
00:57:12Don't touch me!
00:57:13You fucking cowards!
00:57:14Come help him out!
00:57:15I want her out!
00:57:16Stop!
00:57:16Stop!
00:57:17Great.
00:57:17Stop!
00:57:18You see this?
00:57:20Yeah.
00:57:21I'll tell them you assaulted me.
00:57:23Okay?
00:57:24No one's got less to lose than a widow!
00:57:27I'll call the cops!
00:57:29I'll call them right now!
00:57:31That's better happen.
00:57:36Well, quite the, uh, interesting day, huh?
00:57:41I get it.
00:57:42Companies are like second families.
00:57:45And families come with drama as it is.
00:57:52But about Alan, look, that's not your concern.
00:57:55I don't want you to worry about any of that.
00:57:57I'm going to handle that situation, okay?
00:58:00Personally.
00:58:01So don't worry about it.
00:58:02It's just...
00:58:03Alan just really embodied what a victory group is all about.
00:58:09If it wasn't Emily, then who could it be?
00:58:13Clyde!
00:58:14What the fuck are you still doing here?
00:58:15What is your deal?
00:58:17Security!
00:58:17I want him out of here!
00:58:20Great.
00:58:20Now I have to fire Dave, too.
00:58:23Liam!
00:58:24Why don't you take our amazing guests into the meeting room,
00:58:26and I'll be there in a second.
00:58:28I've got to take care of something.
00:58:38Oh, Clyde.
00:58:40Proof.
00:58:41It's all about proof.
00:58:43Where's yours?
00:58:44Look, I'm an honest man, okay?
00:58:46I know it sounds crazy, but you have to believe me.
00:58:49There is going to be an explosion, whether you like it or not.
00:58:53Okay.
00:58:53I know the game that you're playing here, okay?
00:58:57How about this?
00:58:59I will hire you back once this investment deal is over,
00:59:03but I need you to stop with the bullshit right now.
00:59:08Mr. Kingsley.
00:59:08You've known me for years, okay?
00:59:10Do you really think I'm the kind of guy to just make all this up for a joke?
00:59:15This is not a hoax, okay?
00:59:17It's not some scheme.
00:59:19Fine.
00:59:22Then you have until 11 a.m. to find this bomb.
00:59:28And if you don't, getting fired is going to be the least of your concerns.
00:59:36Everyone else, get back to work.
00:59:39No more lollygagging.
00:59:41Back to work.
00:59:42Whatever the fuck you do for me and my company, get back to it.
00:59:49Who else could it be?
00:59:53Could it be Liam?
00:59:55Is there anything else I can do for you, sir?
01:00:08Get him some water, some coffee, some tea.
01:00:12Hey, hey, hey, stop right there.
01:00:14What is it now, Clyde?
01:00:15I know it was you, okay?
01:00:17It's over.
01:00:18I know it was you who planted the bomb.
01:00:22It's over.
01:00:23I know it was you who planted the bomb.
01:00:25Wow, Clyde.
01:00:29Really?
01:00:30Yes.
01:00:30Mr. Kingsley, listen to this.
01:00:33This is what you're going to do now?
01:00:34Just recklessly accuse people without a shred of evidence.
01:00:38Mr. Kingsley, if there was anyone in this entire office who has the ability to build a bomb,
01:00:43it's Liam.
01:00:46Oh, you didn't know.
01:00:49Liam here majored in chemistry.
01:00:51He was going to be a chemical engineer before he started here.
01:00:54He could easily build a bomb.
01:01:04Mr. Kingsley, you asked to see me?
01:01:06There he is.
01:01:10Clyde.
01:01:11I'd like you to meet Liam, our new intern.
01:01:14He'll be reporting to you.
01:01:16Well, it's very nice to meet you.
01:01:19Oh, good strong handshake.
01:01:21Do you mind?
01:01:21Oh, chemistry.
01:01:27Very nice.
01:01:28Why are you applying to this sales position?
01:01:31I mean, with such a high GPA, I would imagine you could find something a little closer to
01:01:34your field.
01:01:36To be honest, sir, I did get an offer from the university.
01:01:39But the pay is quite low, and my family's a bit strapped for cash, so...
01:01:45Don't worry.
01:01:46I get it.
01:01:47And we will take very good care of you here, okay?
01:01:51I always say the best thing about sales is that you get out of it just as much as you
01:01:54put it.
01:01:55So, if you work hard, the sky's the limit.
01:02:01Hey, cock face!
01:02:05Is what he's saying true, huh?
01:02:07It's you?
01:02:08I've been nothing but good to you!
01:02:11Oh, Mr. Kingsley, of course not.
01:02:13You know it's not me.
01:02:14It's just Clyde, blindly pointing fingers.
01:02:17Mr. Kingsley?
01:02:19What is this all about?
01:02:20God, we can't even get five minutes apiece in this place!
01:02:23Mr. Todd, I have reason to believe that the person who planted the bomb was Liam.
01:02:29Oh, Clyde, please.
01:02:31You really need to learn when to let things go.
01:02:33Honey, listen to me, okay?
01:02:34Liam is the only one with the technical ability to build a bomb.
01:02:38Plus, he actually has the motive.
01:02:40It just...
01:02:41It makes sense.
01:02:44Do you remember what he told me at the bar last year?
01:02:47Clyde, be careful with this.
01:02:48We don't know that what he said was true.
01:02:50Look, our lives are on the line here.
01:02:52Okay, I mean...
01:02:54What did Liam say?
01:02:59Hey, hey, hey, hey, maybe I can help, huh?
01:03:15Clara was raped by that bastard, Mr. Kingsley.
01:03:32That fucking bastard.
01:03:35I'll kill him.
01:03:37I'll fucking kill him!
01:03:38All right, it's...
01:03:41Calm down.
01:03:41So he does have a pretty clear motive here.
01:03:57Mr. Todd, please.
01:03:58I was just drunk and I'm talking nonsense.
01:04:01Oh, quiet, you.
01:04:03You confessed to me the day after.
01:04:05Don't deny it.
01:04:06Then he begged me to keep it a secret.
01:04:08Is that why Liam got promoted so quickly?
01:04:11Because Mr. Kingsley promised to reward him if he kept his mouth shut?
01:04:15Poor Claire.
01:04:16They probably threatened to fire her if she reported it.
01:04:18Holy shit!
01:04:20Mr. Kingsley's an absolute monster.
01:04:22What about Liam?
01:04:23He used his girlfriend's trauma in order to climb the ranks.
01:04:26But that doesn't prove Liam is the bomber.
01:04:29Think about it.
01:04:30He has one of the highest-paid salaries in the company.
01:04:32Why would he want to throw that away?
01:04:34I mentored Liam for years.
01:04:38I know him better than anyone.
01:04:39And he is the type of man who would do anything for revenge.
01:04:43He pretends to be loyal to Mr. Kingsley, but in fact, he hates him more than anyone in this room.
01:04:52Claire, is all this true?
01:04:56No, you know what I'm-
01:04:57Shut it, Mr. Kingsley.
01:04:59If that wasn't a bomb threat right now, we'd be calling the police on you instead.
01:05:02Well then, Liam, tell us the truth.
01:05:08It's not what you think.
01:05:12It was this whore.
01:05:16She told me I was too poor, so she slept with Mr. Kingsley just to get his money.
01:05:23The truth is, Claire and I aren't even together anymore.
01:05:33Fuck you, Liam!
01:05:36Fuck you, Liam!
01:05:37You begged me to sleep with Mr. Kingsley so you could get promoted!
01:05:40You even said we'd get married after you saved up enough money, but that's not happening anymore, is it?
01:05:45Like it's ever going to happen now!
01:05:48It's time people see you for the dirty, gold-digging whore you are!
01:05:54Fuck you, Liam!
01:05:57Jake!
01:06:02Okay.
01:06:03Don't fucking touch me!
01:06:05You sick pervert!
01:06:07All of you deserve to die!
01:06:08And you fucking psychopath!
01:06:10And you!
01:06:11Why did you have to open your fucking mouth?
01:06:14Look, I'm sorry.
01:06:15I'm just trying to find a bomb here!
01:06:18And Claire...
01:06:19Look, you don't have to be ashamed.
01:06:22In fact, sharing your story helps bring men like this bastard right here to justice.
01:06:29All right, now, Liam.
01:06:33Enough games.
01:06:36Tell us, where is the bomb?
01:06:48You fucking moron!
01:06:50Yeah, I hate Mr. Kingsley, but not enough to blow up the whole building!
01:06:56You said there's a bomb threat, right?
01:06:59Why don't we just call 911?
01:07:01Let them handle it.
01:07:02What is that number again?
01:07:03Oh yeah, it's 911.
01:07:06Hello, hi, yes.
01:07:08Apparently there's a bomb in our office.
01:07:10Send the bomb squad to Victory Group headquarters.
01:07:15The police are on their way.
01:07:17Let's see if the police buy your bullshit theory.
01:07:21Is it not Liam?
01:07:22If it was really him, he wouldn't have called 911.
01:07:25Unless...
01:07:26Okay, I see what game you're playing here.
01:07:30You're just calling 911 to make it seem like you're not guilty, but you're still the primary suspect.
01:07:35Damn you, Clyde!
01:07:37You've been nothing but a pain in my ass all day!
01:07:41Liam?
01:07:42Take Clyde outside and hand him off to the police as soon as they get here!
01:07:46All right, time for the last resort.
01:07:50I have to blow this deal.
01:07:52That'll make Mr. Todd leave the office with Ivy.
01:07:59Look, I know he's your husband, okay?
01:08:02But right now we have to focus on the most important thing right now, and that's this business.
01:08:08Okay?
01:08:08Look, he's been interfering all day.
01:08:11He had to go.
01:08:12Yes, I understand.
01:08:15And, Mr. Todd, I can't apologize enough, okay?
01:08:19He's so full of shit.
01:08:20All those accusations, completely false.
01:08:25But you're not here for this.
01:08:26You're here because of the deal.
01:08:29I'm going to have to defer it back to Ivy on this one.
01:08:32Ivy, what do you think?
01:08:34Well, based on the data and the other materials we've received, I believe that Victory Group is a company with a lot of potential.
01:08:42I say we proceed.
01:08:44Yes!
01:08:45All righty then.
01:08:48Let's sign that paperwork.
01:08:49That's what I like to hear.
01:08:50Liam, go fetch the contract!
01:08:52Right this way, sir.
01:08:58Hey, hey, wait!
01:09:00Mr. Todd, Ivy, don't sign that contract yet.
01:09:04You had one job!
01:09:06What the hell is he still doing here?
01:09:07Klein, what the hell are you doing?
01:09:09Look, I have something very important to tell you and Mr. Todd.
01:09:13What's that?
01:09:14These are documents that prove Mr. Kingsley is guilty of tax evasion, commercial bribery, and sexual misconduct in the workplace.
01:09:29Victory Group is actually in very serious debt.
01:09:34They've been fudging the numbers, making up data to seem more attractive to investors.
01:09:39So if you guys invest with him, Eminent Group is going to get dragged down with him.
01:09:44That's bullshit!
01:09:45Victory Group is not in debt.
01:09:48Victory Group is thriving!
01:09:51You can't believe a word he says.
01:09:54It's lie after lie after lie!
01:09:56Oh, lies!
01:09:57Then why do you just try to snatch this out of my car?
01:10:02Clyde, how do we know this isn't just another false accusation?
01:10:06Well, conveniently, my beautiful wife used to be an auditor.
01:10:10So she will be able to make sense of all these files.
01:10:13Try to steal them, Mr. Kingsley.
01:10:17I've made plenty of copies.
01:10:21Hey, Xavier.
01:10:23Clyde's right.
01:10:24This company is practically insolvent.
01:10:27Jesus, Kingsley!
01:10:42You really tried to fuck us?
01:10:45You motherfucker!
01:10:48I was just about to save my business.
01:10:53Now, I'm going to fucking kill you.
01:10:56Come on, honey.
01:11:14We've got to go.
01:11:15This place is going up in flames in 10 minutes.
01:11:18Mr. Todd, I'm sorry.
01:11:19I should have done a more thorough background check on Victory Group
01:11:21because this could have cost us.
01:11:23You couldn't have known.
01:11:24They were falsifying their numbers.
01:11:27Good thing Clyde was there to stop us from signing that contract.
01:11:35Claire, here, get up.
01:11:37Come on.
01:11:38Let's leave this place forever.
01:11:40It's a shithole.
01:11:42Look, Clyde.
01:11:43Thank you so much for helping me out and everything.
01:11:47But that doesn't mean I believe any of your bomb bullshit that you're pushing.
01:11:51You guys can go.
01:11:55But I have unfinished business.
01:11:58Yeah!
01:11:59Don't just stand there.
01:12:00Get your ass over here and help me!
01:12:02In your dreams, Jay, you drove this company into the ground for years.
01:12:10You still expect me to serve you.
01:12:12You go fuck yourself!
01:12:17Watch how you talk to me, little boy.
01:12:20Jay, you think these are the only investors I have lined up?
01:12:26Jay, the king, Kingsley, does not go out without a fight.
01:12:31I reached out to at least a dozen other investors, and they all took the bait.
01:12:41If you stay with me, I will make sure that you are in charge of negotiating every single one of those contracts.
01:12:54All we need is one.
01:12:56And we are golden.
01:12:59Most importantly, I believe in you.
01:13:04I believe in me, too.
01:13:06I'm not letting you greedy jerks keep playing me like a fool.
01:13:12Mr. Kingsley, you better promote me, or I swear to God, I'll have you Me Too'd by tomorrow.
01:13:18Of course, honey bunny.
01:13:20I would totally promote you.
01:13:22If you stick with me, stick with us, I'll make sure you get the biggest, most special promotion ever, okay?
01:13:31Forget these fools.
01:13:32Let me go, man.
01:13:51Hey, let me go, okay?
01:13:53This whole place is about to blow in five minutes!
01:13:55This can go one of two ways, Clyde.
01:13:59One, the building does blow up, and you die.
01:14:04Two, the building doesn't blow up, the authorities arrive, and you get arrested.
01:14:10Either way, you lose.
01:14:19No.
01:14:20No!
01:14:21No!
01:14:23Rough morning, but it happens.
01:14:30Come on, let's try some lunch.
01:14:35What's wrong?
01:14:35Where's Clyde?
01:14:36I thought he'd be out by now.
01:14:37You go ahead, Mr. Todd.
01:14:48I've got to find Clyde.
01:14:55Clyde!
01:14:58Clyde!
01:14:58What are you doing?
01:15:08Let him go!
01:15:09What are you doing here?
01:15:10No, no, get up!
01:15:11Go, go!
01:15:12Oh, what a couple of lovebirds!
01:15:15Get out!
01:15:16No, no, no, you can't!
01:15:17Lay your hand on him!
01:15:18Run!
01:15:19No, let go of her, you sick fuck!
01:15:21I'm so sorry.
01:15:30If it wasn't for me, you and the baby would be safe.
01:15:33I failed you.
01:15:34Aw, they're gonna have a baby!
01:15:37How terribly tragic!
01:15:39What the fuck do you want, Kingsley?
01:15:41What do I want?
01:15:46I want you to suffer!
01:15:49That's what I want!
01:15:50Do you have any idea how bad you fucked me today?
01:15:54I built this company from the ground up!
01:15:57And now, because of you, I'm going bankrupt!
01:16:00Who are you working with?
01:16:02Who ordered you to do this to me?
01:16:04Who gave you those fucking files?
01:16:07I did.
01:16:11I did.
01:16:13Dave!
01:16:14I'm here to talk to you.
01:16:16Wait, Mr. Johnson.
01:16:17You have to leave.
01:16:18The whole place is gonna blow.
01:16:19Go!
01:16:19Shut up!
01:16:20You're working with Clyde?
01:16:23That's right.
01:16:24You gave him the files!
01:16:25That's right.
01:16:26I gave him the files to give to a lawyer.
01:16:29But he dropped the ball and exposed you in front of everyone.
01:16:32What are you two fucking weirdos up to now?
01:16:34Hey, Mr. Kingsley.
01:16:36I was just taking Clyde outside to have a talk about, you know, mental health.
01:16:42Mental health?
01:16:44That's good.
01:16:45That's real good.
01:16:46When I really think about it, I guess you are the only one in this entire building that he'll
01:16:50actually listen to.
01:16:52So I'm gonna wish you the best with, uh, talking some sense into this piece of work.
01:16:57Enjoy.
01:17:03Mr. Johnson, the bomb is gonna go off at 11 a.m.
01:17:05We need to get out of here now.
01:17:07Clyde.
01:17:08I just found out my daughter Nancy passed away.
01:17:13Nancy?
01:17:14I-I-I-I thought she was getting better.
01:17:18I am-I'm so sorry.
01:17:20I just hope she's in a better place.
01:17:23Please, if there's-if there's anything I can do.
01:17:25Right now, I need you to do this for me.
01:17:28What's this?
01:17:30Evidence of Kingsley's illegal business dealings.
01:17:36I've been gathering stuff over the last few years.
01:17:39Take it to a lawyer and get them to build a case.
01:17:42Mr. Johnson?
01:17:43Take Ivy and get out of here now.
01:17:51Why did they give this to me?
01:17:57Oh, you fucking cripple!
01:17:59You are so fucking dead!
01:18:01Ah!
01:18:02Ah!
01:18:04Ah!
01:18:06Ah!
01:18:10What?
01:18:11Ah!
01:18:12Dave, are you the bomber?
01:18:15There's an emergency exit out to the right.
01:18:17Take Ivy and get out of here now!
01:18:20Come on, let's go.
01:18:22Come on, let's go.
01:18:23Get out of here.
01:18:23Go, go, go, go.
01:18:24Dave.
01:18:25Hey, Dave.
01:18:26Listen to me.
01:18:27Clyde, Dave.
01:18:28You don't-
01:18:28Get out of here.
01:18:29Dave.
01:18:29Get out!
01:18:30Dave.
01:18:31Get out!
01:18:31Listen to me!
01:18:32Mr. Johnson!
01:18:39You don't have to do this!
01:18:41We can leave here together.
01:18:42I've got out of here.
01:18:59I co-founded the Victory Crew with Jerry Kingsley.
01:19:03everything was going swell until he made a pass at my wife when I confronted him
01:19:09about it he had me demoted to security and removed me from the board my wife
01:19:15left me I couldn't pay my daughter's medical bills and now she's gone because
01:19:22of Jay Kingsley Mr. Johnson please please don't do this I'm sorry man don't do this
01:19:31now you're sorry now you're sorry were you sorry were you trying to fuck my wife
01:19:37when you ordered me around like a peasant for 20 years you're all evil all of you
01:19:44and I'm taking you to hell with me oh I'm gonna let you go
01:20:01come on you have to go I'm coming home Nancy I'm coming home sweetheart
01:20:09honey
01:20:37honey
01:20:43you okay
01:20:44I'm okay
01:20:45we're okay
01:20:47that's right my love
01:20:54we're okay
01:20:56we're okay
01:20:57we're okay
01:20:58we're okay
01:21:00we're okay
01:21:01Clyde
01:21:03Clyde
01:21:04what's wrong
01:21:08you
01:21:10you
01:21:12you
01:21:14you