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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You've got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you gonna cry?
00:01:34Like a little baby?
00:01:37Oops.
00:01:38Wait, is that the heart of the house?
00:01:56Wait, is that the heart of the house?
00:01:58Please, everybody knows that belongs to the heiress of the Wintersby family, Audrey Rose, who, by the way, is my bestie.
00:02:16That's worth $10 million.
00:02:18That cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than $10 million.
00:02:21Oh, my God, what have you done?
00:02:33There you go.
00:02:34There you go, girl.
00:02:35Don't worry.
00:02:36Just buy a new piece of crap with that money.
00:02:41She's a bitch.
00:02:43Yeah.
00:02:44You look like you need a hand.
00:02:47You look like you need a hand.
00:02:50Thanks.
00:02:51You're the new girl.
00:02:54I'm Rose.
00:02:56Pleased to meet you.
00:02:57Gabby, I'm your welcome guide.
00:02:59I'm supposed to show you the ropes.
00:03:00How wonderful.
00:03:04Okay, quick rundown of the ecosystem.
00:03:07Should I be taking notes?
00:03:08Only if you want to survive.
00:03:11Okay, here we have are the skaters.
00:03:16The jocks.
00:03:19And the nurse.
00:03:21I'm the nerd.
00:03:22And we are pretty cool, by the way.
00:03:26And the queen bees.
00:03:28I would steer clear of them.
00:03:30Especially Sloane.
00:03:31She stings.
00:03:39Oh.
00:03:40Sloane has dug her claws into him deep.
00:03:54I wasn't.
00:03:55Oh.
00:03:56That's Chase and Greg.
00:03:57The most popular guy in school.
00:03:59They've been, you know, dating and breaking up and getting back together.
00:04:02It's like a sexual ping pong match.
00:04:06Hmm.
00:04:07Oh, you should join the academic decathlon.
00:04:18The winner gets scholarships, which is the only way I could go to college.
00:04:36Needless to say, I'm not a part of the rich gets clique.
00:04:39Oh, and that's Eric.
00:04:46He's a skater and I'm so crushing on him.
00:04:49He's a skater.
00:04:50Oh.
00:04:52Hey, Gabby.
00:04:53Yo.
00:04:53That's Eric.
00:04:58I was just telling her about the academic decathlon.
00:05:01Oh, yeah.
00:05:01You in?
00:05:02Yeah, sure.
00:05:02Sweet.
00:05:03Then I'm in.
00:05:04Awesome.
00:05:06Got a boat.
00:05:06Later, babes.
00:05:08Oh, my God.
00:05:09Oh, my God.
00:05:09He's just calling me.
00:05:10Shh.
00:05:11I think he likes you.
00:05:13Okay.
00:05:14Now for the important stuff.
00:05:15Okay.
00:05:16Stay away from the stroganoff at lunch.
00:05:18And stay away from the underside of the desk if you want to avoid old gum.
00:05:21And stay away from Mr. Spadaro.
00:05:24He gets handsy.
00:05:25Hey, watch out.
00:05:32Oh, my God.
00:05:33I'm so sorry.
00:05:36It's fine.
00:05:37It's just a little blood.
00:05:38Hang on.
00:05:44Thanks.
00:05:47Your jacket smells good.
00:05:51Are you the new girl?
00:05:56Yeah.
00:05:59I'm Chasen.
00:06:02Rose.
00:06:04Nice to meet you.
00:06:09Come on, Chasen.
00:06:10Home room's starting.
00:06:13Stay away from this trash.
00:06:15Might catch something.
00:06:15Oh, look at the secondhand clothes.
00:06:19Let's go.
00:06:21Chasen, come back.
00:06:21Later.
00:06:23I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:26Oh, my God.
00:06:28Your jacket smells good.
00:06:29I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:31Yep.
00:06:32Kind of lame.
00:06:33Clearly, I don't have a lot of experience with boys.
00:06:38Come on.
00:06:38Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:40Let's go.
00:06:41Let's go.
00:06:41Let's go.
00:06:41Let's go.
00:06:45Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:06:53Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you to meet our new student, Rose Smith.
00:06:58Now, she's been homeschooled, and this is her first foray into public school.
00:07:02Pleased to make your acquaintances.
00:07:05I trust that you'll all welcome Rose, and that you'll answer any questions that she has.
00:07:10How would you like to be addressed?
00:07:12Is it just Rose?
00:07:13Yes.
00:07:14Rose will suffice.
00:07:15How about second-hand Rose?
00:07:19That's enough.
00:07:21Grab brackets.
00:07:27Ow, ow.
00:07:28Oh, my God.
00:07:29Ow, ow.
00:07:29There's something in my eye.
00:07:30What is it?
00:07:31Something's in my eye.
00:07:32I need my context solution or something.
00:07:34Rose, can you go get it for me?
00:07:35Yes.
00:07:35Where is it?
00:07:36It's in my locker.
00:07:37Go get it.
00:07:37Over there?
00:07:37Okay.
00:07:38Go.
00:07:38Go.
00:07:38Oh, my God.
00:07:50Oh, my God.
00:07:50Hey.
00:07:50Oh.
00:07:55What are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:57I thought that, um...
00:07:58That'll show the bitch.
00:08:11Oh, my God.
00:08:14Rose?
00:08:15Where are you?
00:08:24Are you showering with a boy?
00:08:28Rose?
00:08:35Hello.
00:08:36What are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:08:38Chasen?
00:08:39Is that you?
00:08:40Are you in there with Rose?
00:08:42Don't lie to me.
00:08:43I saw her come in here.
00:08:44What do I do?
00:08:45How is she not here?
00:09:01I've got to get out of here before I get caught.
00:09:15I'm so sorry.
00:09:36Ow!
00:09:37Ow!
00:09:37Excuse you much?
00:09:43Why are you wet?
00:09:45How's your eye?
00:09:52Miraculously better.
00:10:08What exactly is going on here?
00:10:15Nothing.
00:10:16Absolutely nothing.
00:10:17But...
00:10:19I think someone switched the locker room signs.
00:10:22Hmm.
00:10:23Hmm.
00:10:24Listen up secondhand, Rose.
00:10:26Chasen?
00:10:28Off limits.
00:10:29Understand?
00:10:31Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare.
00:10:33I'm not even ready for boys yet, so...
00:10:35You know what?
00:10:37With a little makeup, better clothes, and maybe a brush through your hair.
00:10:43You could almost pass as one of us.
00:10:46That's it.
00:10:47You are my new project.
00:10:49Tomorrow, my house makeover.
00:10:52You know what they say, right?
00:10:53Keep your friends close, and your competition closer.
00:10:54Ugh.
00:10:55Ugh.
00:10:56Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?
00:10:57It's gonna be so fun.
00:10:58Well, it's more than fun.
00:10:59I have to win that scholarship to go to college.
00:11:00You don't have money.
00:11:01We'll win.
00:11:02I promise.
00:11:03We'll win.
00:11:04Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:11:05You're crazy.
00:11:16Rose.
00:11:17What are you doing?
00:11:18We're signing up for the academic decathlon.
00:11:19You're crazy.
00:11:20Rose.
00:11:21What are you doing?
00:11:22We're signing up for the academic decathlon.
00:11:26Have you ever had a graduation tradition closer?
00:11:28Ugh.
00:11:29Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?
00:11:31It's gonna be so fun.
00:11:32Well, it's more than fun.
00:11:33We're signing up for the academic decathlon.
00:11:37Oh.
00:11:38Okay, well first of all, you can't hang out with Gabby.
00:11:42Gabby's a nerd and Queen Bees don't associate with nerds.
00:11:45Secondly, the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers.
00:11:49Cheerleading tryouts are next week.
00:11:51Be there.
00:12:01It's okay.
00:12:02Being a Queen Bee is important and it's your chance to be popular.
00:12:08It's not important to me.
00:12:10I mean, you're not that smart anyways, so.
00:12:13What are you talking about?
00:12:15I have a 4.0 and a 1500 SAT score.
00:12:20Just go.
00:12:21You're not going to fit in anyway.
00:12:23Fine.
00:12:26Whatever.
00:12:26Sure.
00:12:33Wow.
00:12:34You're fitting in fast.
00:12:37That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected.
00:12:42She means that as a compliment.
00:12:44Probably.
00:12:44Yeah.
00:12:46Definitely.
00:12:47You know, it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight.
00:12:52Yes, I'm a fast learner.
00:12:54Wow.
00:12:55So modest.
00:12:57Loopset.
00:12:57Hey, good form out there.
00:13:01Thanks.
00:13:02Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom, huh?
00:13:07I would have paid to see that.
00:13:08Oh, my God.
00:13:11Ow.
00:13:12I think I pulled something.
00:13:13You okay?
00:13:15No.
00:13:16Oh, God.
00:13:18Jason, I think I need a heroic accent.
00:13:22You're not serious.
00:13:24I am.
00:13:25If I fall and shatter my kneecap, it's your fault.
00:13:35Don't worry.
00:13:36I'll bring him back.
00:13:39Later.
00:13:40Yeah, I'll see ya.
00:13:42She's being nice.
00:13:44That's never a good sign.
00:13:48Oh, my God.
00:13:49Ew.
00:13:49Look at these losers.
00:13:51My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby, doesn't have to go to school.
00:13:54Private tutors.
00:13:55Well, maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen.
00:13:59Um, no.
00:14:00She can't stand these plebeians.
00:14:02She told me so herself.
00:14:04Wow.
00:14:06You know, for fun.
00:14:07Sometimes the girls and I, we start gossip chains to keep the plebes in their place.
00:14:12Gossip chains?
00:14:13Watch this.
00:14:18Now watch what happens.
00:14:29Ew.
00:14:29Hey, Eric.
00:14:40Just leave me alone, Gabby.
00:14:41Why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend?
00:14:44What?
00:14:45Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:14:47You really thought I wouldn't find out?
00:14:48Gabby.
00:14:49You okay?
00:15:04Do you care?
00:15:05Of course I do.
00:15:08You lied to me.
00:15:10Why?
00:15:10You're Audrey frickin' Wintersby.
00:15:15You're what?
00:15:16You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals.
00:15:19Like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a cool estate.
00:15:25Who told you?
00:15:26Doesn't matter.
00:15:27Coach is looking for you.
00:15:28Yeah, I'm coming.
00:15:31Gabby.
00:15:32I'm so sorry.
00:15:34I just want to end the gossip.
00:15:36Everyone thinks I hooked up with Eric.
00:15:38They're calling me take a thought.
00:15:40Okay, I didn't start that.
00:15:45But I also didn't stop it, and I hate myself for that.
00:15:52Let me make it up to you.
00:15:56How?
00:15:57Give me one chance.
00:15:59This Saturday.
00:16:01I'm studying for the decathlon.
00:16:03Skip it.
00:16:04I want to show you something no one gets to see.
00:16:07No tricks.
00:16:09Just the truth.
00:16:13If you're lying, I swear to God.
00:16:27I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is.
00:16:34Relax.
00:16:35It's just where I live.
00:16:37It's not who I am.
00:16:38You say that, but I just passed a tennis court with your name on it.
00:16:42And you have a butler?
00:16:44Okay, technically my parents do.
00:16:47But yeah, Norman likes me better, so bye.
00:16:54Come on.
00:16:55Come on.
00:16:55Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:17:15I was lonely, and I wanted to make friends, and I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:24I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:26It's not all that.
00:17:28Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloan.
00:17:33So what are you going to do?
00:17:38I'm going to take her down.
00:17:41How?
00:17:42Do you want to know another secret?
00:17:43I'm actually really good at tennis.
00:17:46No way.
00:17:48No way.
00:17:49I could teach you.
00:17:51Girls Day and a vendetta.
00:17:54And that's rich.
00:17:55She did that on purpose.
00:18:25She looked me dead in the eye, and bam!
00:18:27I barely know how to hold a racket.
00:18:30You can ask Abby.
00:18:31I missed, like, five in a row.
00:18:33She looked me dead in the eyes.
00:18:35It's called eye contact, Sloan.
00:18:38It's a basic social skill.
00:18:40She smiled when she hit me!
00:18:42I smile a lot.
00:18:44It's polite.
00:18:45Enough!
00:18:47This isn't court TV.
00:18:49Miss Smith, do you really expect me to believe
00:18:53that you're just an uncoordinated student
00:18:56who accidentally hit another girl in the face
00:19:01with a tennis ball?
00:19:03You should definitely believe that.
00:19:05I'm tragically unathletic.
00:19:08Liar.
00:19:09You're wearing, like, three different brands of lipstick,
00:19:11and I'm the criminal?
00:19:12Fine.
00:19:13Listen here, Rose Smith.
00:19:18Consider this your strike one.
00:19:21Three strikes, and you're out.
00:19:24Audrey Rose Wintersby?
00:19:36Audrey Rose Wintersby?
00:19:39What did you say?
00:19:41Found this on the ground.
00:19:43Oh, I've been looking for this.
00:19:47Eric, please, I'm just trying to live a normal life.
00:19:51Please don't.
00:19:51Yeah, no, your secret's safe with me.
00:19:55Just like best friends.
00:19:59Um, okay.
00:20:02Pinky swear.
00:20:05Uh, okay.
00:20:06Pinky swear.
00:20:08So, you want to sit together at lunch?
00:20:12I already made plans to sit with Gabby.
00:20:14Eric, she didn't say those things about you.
00:20:20That was just Sloane doing a gossip chain.
00:20:22Right.
00:20:23Now, figures.
00:20:27Pinky swear.
00:20:29Awesome.
00:20:30Awesome.
00:20:31But the point being, Eric knows you didn't say anything.
00:20:41That it was all Sloane's gossip chain.
00:20:43Oh, my God.
00:20:45I'm so relieved.
00:20:46So, you and Eric are hanging out now?
00:20:53Just friends.
00:20:56Promise.
00:20:58What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:00What are you talking about?
00:21:02Why are you being such a bitch?
00:21:04Look who's talking.
00:21:07You tormented Gabby.
00:21:09You torment everyone.
00:21:10Actually, you are the massive bitch.
00:21:13Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?
00:21:15Since forever.
00:21:16I have no idea what I was thinking, hanging out with you.
00:21:21Oh, please.
00:21:22You loved it.
00:21:23You loved every second of it.
00:21:25I tolerated it.
00:21:27Because I thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and ego.
00:21:32Oh, honey.
00:21:32Your halo?
00:21:33It's slipping.
00:21:34And yours was always fake.
00:21:44Oh, honey.
00:21:45Your halo?
00:21:45It's slipping.
00:21:47And yours was always fake.
00:21:50You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you.
00:21:54And, by the way, your taste is abhorrent.
00:21:58Okay, I don't know what that means, but it better mean awesome.
00:22:02It means it sucks, says the homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum, says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat.
00:22:11Okay, well, you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and Jason said hi to you?
00:22:15I've always been better than you.
00:22:17I was just too polite to say it.
00:22:19This is war, Rose Smith.
00:22:31Bring it on.
00:22:33You bitch!
00:22:35You bitch!
00:22:44You bitch!
00:22:44You bitch!
00:22:44You bitch!
00:22:44You bitch!
00:22:44Hey.
00:23:12Hey.
00:23:13I need to ask you something.
00:23:16It's kind of important.
00:23:18No, it's really, it's actually kind of lame.
00:23:21What's up?
00:23:23I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis.
00:23:29After hitting Sloan in the face, I could really use the help.
00:23:32I can, yeah, definitely coach you.
00:23:35Cool.
00:23:37After school?
00:23:39After school.
00:23:41Yeah.
00:23:42It's a date.
00:23:44I can't do it.
00:23:49I can't do it.
00:24:02Like this.
00:24:03Okay.
00:24:04Like that.
00:24:05Okay?
00:24:06Mm-hmm.
00:24:07Ready?
00:24:08Okay.
00:24:09Okay.
00:24:10Like that.
00:24:11Okay?
00:24:12Mm-hmm.
00:24:13Ready?
00:24:14Okay.
00:24:15Oh!
00:24:16Yeah.
00:24:17You should join the tennis team.
00:24:28You know, I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:34Yeah.
00:24:35Yeah.
00:24:36Hey!
00:24:37Shh!
00:24:38Shh.
00:24:39Shh.
00:24:41Shh.
00:24:42Shh.
00:24:43Shh.
00:24:44Hey.
00:24:48Hey.
00:24:49Hey.
00:24:50Hey.
00:24:51Hey.
00:24:52You bitch.
00:24:54You won't get away with this.
00:25:07Whoops.
00:25:08Looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:22What the hell?
00:25:32No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:25:34You've got to be kidding me.
00:25:52Oh, my God.
00:25:56Oh, my God.
00:25:58Oh, my God.
00:26:00Oh, my God.
00:26:02Oh, my God.
00:26:20What are you doing?
00:26:22Rose Smith.
00:26:24Why are you half dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:26Someone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:30Go get dressed.
00:26:38Checkmate.
00:26:45Here.
00:26:46Take this.
00:26:47It'll be a bit big on you,
00:26:48but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:53I owe you one.
00:26:54Not again.
00:26:55Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:56I'm reliable.
00:27:00Eric.
00:27:01Huh.
00:27:02I don't even know what that means.
00:27:03He likes you.
00:27:04He doesn't even know me.
00:27:05Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:06Maybe.
00:27:07My Lord, what happened to you?
00:27:08I'll explain in the car.
00:27:09Long day.
00:27:10Are you okay?
00:27:11Yeah.
00:27:12Oh, my God.
00:27:13There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:14Gross older guy, even better.
00:27:15I'll explain in the car.
00:27:16Long day.
00:27:17Are you okay?
00:27:18Yeah.
00:27:19Oh, my God.
00:27:20There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:21Gross older guy, even better.
00:27:22This is gonna ruin her.
00:27:23Ew.
00:27:24Settle down.
00:27:25Settle down.
00:27:26Settle down, everybody.
00:27:27People.
00:27:28This is the first away game of the season.
00:27:29Remember, you're representing your dad.
00:27:30You're representing your dad.
00:27:31You're representing your dad.
00:27:32You're representing your dad.
00:27:33You're representing your dad.
00:27:34Oh, my God.
00:27:35There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:36Gross older guy, even better.
00:27:37This is gonna ruin her.
00:27:38Ew.
00:27:39Ew.
00:27:51Settle down. Settle down, everybody.
00:27:54People, this is the first away game of the season.
00:27:58Remember, you're representing the school.
00:28:09Mind if I sit here?
00:28:14Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:28Hey, Rose. Saved you a seat.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:33No, you don't.
00:28:35Jason.
00:28:37You say, man?
00:28:41Sorry, Eric. On the way back?
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:44Okay, sure.
00:29:04Boopy. I'm gonna sit right here.
00:29:07On my man's lap.
00:29:08Sloan, seriously? There's no room.
00:29:16Everyone!
00:29:17I have an announcement to make.
00:29:19I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:22And Audrey Rose Wintersby's gonna be there.
00:29:24Better show up.
00:29:25Better show up.
00:29:35So, are you gonna go?
00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:39Why not?
00:29:40I'll be going.
00:29:41Fine.
00:29:42Well, okay then.
00:29:43I'll go.
00:29:53Listen.
00:29:54You want Chase?
00:29:55And I want Rose.
00:29:56So...
00:29:57Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:29:59Exactly.
00:30:00I got a plan.
00:30:01I got a plan.
00:30:02All right.
00:30:03Here we go.
00:30:04This was a mistake.
00:30:05all right here we go this was a mistake i don't belong here yes yes you do you're with me
00:30:22that's my point see eric is here i don't think i can take more rejection
00:30:27this could be a turning point just stick with me
00:30:35okay okay ready
00:30:41oh look rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case
00:30:50hi
00:30:54no thank you i don't drink
00:30:58of course you don't so you virgins ever been to a real party before
00:31:04oh my god you are virgins shut up son stop being a jerk
00:31:12okay how about a little game of truth or dare
00:31:16yeah truth or dare
00:31:18oh
00:31:25oh gabby to eric truth or dare
00:31:28truth
00:31:36oh my god come on gabby we don't have all night what's your favorite color okay what kind of question is that blue
00:31:48virgin
00:31:49virgin
00:31:50sloan
00:31:51what
00:31:52okay
00:31:54oh
00:31:56eric to rose
00:31:58okay
00:31:59rose truth or dare
00:32:01dare
00:32:03you gotta give me a kiss
00:32:04wait what come on rose
00:32:08rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose
00:32:22rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose
00:32:26rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose rose
00:32:30What are you gonna do about it?
00:32:35No, Gabby, wait.
00:32:36Let her go.
00:32:38If you chase her, she's just gonna be more embarrassed.
00:32:41Okay.
00:32:42Chasen.
00:32:43You're up.
00:32:44Truth or dare?
00:32:46Dare.
00:32:47I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:54Rose.
00:32:56Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:33:01I'd love to.
00:33:25Oh, I'm so sorry. Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:30Oh, my God.
00:33:31Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:40Shit.
00:33:41Oh.
00:33:42Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:43Oh, that's...
00:33:44The door wasn't...
00:33:45I...
00:33:46I...
00:33:47Hi.
00:33:49Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:34:10So beautiful.
00:34:11I'm sorry.
00:34:12He's supposed to turn around.
00:34:13Oh my lord.
00:34:14I'm sorry.
00:34:15I've been waiting for a death.
00:34:16Oh, my lord.
00:34:17Ah!
00:34:18Oh, God!
00:34:19Oh!
00:34:21Oh!
00:34:22Oh!
00:34:23Oh!
00:34:24Oh, my lord!
00:34:25Oh!
00:34:26Oh, my lord!
00:34:27Oh, god!
00:34:28Oh, my lord!
00:34:29Oh, my lord!
00:34:30Oh God!
00:34:31Yeah, I
00:34:59Wait what
00:35:01Rose has an old sugar daddy gross
00:35:06It's true, I've seen you together. He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house. I have photos
00:35:15He's not her sugar daddy
00:35:18There is an even bigger secret
00:35:25I know exactly who that man is
00:35:31I know who that man is
00:35:39He's her dad
00:35:41Come on you guys stop being so dramatic
00:35:43Remember Rose you invited me over to your place for the barbecue. Yeah, that was a really fun day
00:35:49Yeah, oh my god, shut up. They're lying
00:35:54Eric
00:35:57Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there. Oh you got a nice butt
00:36:05Eric we're just friends. Let's be more than friends
00:36:07Please don't make this harder
00:36:10Please, what if I want to make it harder?
00:36:12Hey, I told you to watch your move asshole
00:36:14What are you laughing at loser, where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh? Wasn't she supposed to come shut up?
00:36:27She just called me and had an emergency
00:36:30You don't even know her. Yeah, I do asshole
00:36:33No
00:36:35She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:36:49She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:36:56My god, okay, I've heard everything at this point her
00:37:03I can't do this anymore. Everyone is so evil. They're horrible. Unlike you
00:37:20We still up for Saturday night
00:37:24No, forget it forget everything
00:37:27You don't want to be seen with me. I know Eric was just joking. He's an asshole
00:37:33But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did
00:37:36Yeah, yeah
00:37:38He was just kidding
00:37:40Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:37:44Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes
00:37:49Come on just say yes
00:37:55Okay
00:38:03I remember I was early for my first real date
00:38:09Hello, this is Rachel from Shea Belle V
00:38:12Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight
00:38:14But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant
00:38:20Shea Maurice
00:38:217 p.m.
00:38:22Oh, okay
00:38:25Thanks
00:38:27I understand the assignment
00:38:42Good
00:38:45Huh
00:38:57Jason, I was just walking by outside
00:39:12and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:20I've been still.
00:39:22Hey, Rose.
00:39:23Small world.
00:39:24What are you doing here?
00:39:25Uh, I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:32No, that's weird, because, um, I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:41What?
00:39:42You mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure.
00:39:45Go ahead.
00:39:45Um.
00:39:46I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:59She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really?
00:40:02I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:05What?
00:40:15I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:19I was drunk, and I know that's not an excuse.
00:40:21I know.
00:40:23But, um, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:28What?
00:40:28I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:40:31But, but, um, I have dinner with you.
00:40:36Yeah, it's fine.
00:40:37Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Jason.
00:40:40He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:44What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin,
00:40:47and he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.
00:40:50No.
00:40:51I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:40:55Okay.
00:41:21You okay?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:26What?
00:41:29Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:32Yeah.
00:41:33I've been so stupid.
00:41:38I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40It's probably for the best.
00:41:42That guy's a pig.
00:41:44Yeah.
00:41:51It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:59Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:01Yeah.
00:42:02Yeah, sure.
00:42:02Let's go.
00:42:03Let's go.
00:42:21What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:30Hello?
00:42:32Hello?
00:42:33I don't care.
00:42:35Well, you will.
00:42:37And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:38And you're going to ace this.
00:42:40And...
00:42:41Oh, no.
00:42:43What now?
00:42:45Sloan posted this.
00:42:49Jason and Sloan?
00:42:51They were together last night.
00:42:53And they're going to prom together.
00:42:58But he said he liked me.
00:43:14Hey, Virgin.
00:43:15Did you hear the news?
00:43:17Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:19And we're going to prom together.
00:43:21That's a lie.
00:43:23Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:27Oh, big word for the little virgin.
00:43:29Enough, Sloan.
00:43:31I'm done.
00:43:33Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:38You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:40Everyone knows it.
00:43:41Everyone knows it.
00:43:43And no one seems to care.
00:43:45And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:51Because I don't believe it.
00:43:53And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:58Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:03You take that back.
00:44:06Or what?
00:44:11You take that back.
00:44:13Or what?
00:44:15Bitch, fight.
00:44:16Bitch, fight.
00:44:17Bitch, fight.
00:44:18Bitch, fight.
00:44:19Bitch, fight.
00:44:20Bitch, fight.
00:44:21Bitch, fight.
00:44:22Bitch, fight.
00:44:23Girls!
00:44:25Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:28Ow, ow.
00:44:29Ow, my butt.
00:44:29Oh, my God, I think she broke my butt.
00:44:33Rose, this school has a zero-tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:40Third strike.
00:44:41You're out.
00:44:42Expelled.
00:44:44Now go get your things.
00:44:46But I didn't touch her.
00:44:49I didn't touch you.
00:44:50I said go.
00:44:53You heard the man go.
00:44:59And?
00:45:09Expelled.
00:45:12But the Academy Decathlon...
00:45:14We're gonna be disqualified.
00:45:18I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:20You stupid, idiotic, dumb-witted bitch!
00:45:33What?
00:45:34You heard me?
00:45:35You were jealous of no's, and because of that, I'm not gonna go to college.
00:45:40Oh, honey.
00:45:41You were never going to college.
00:45:42You're too stupid.
00:45:43Huh?
00:45:45Says a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:47Shut up, you pathetic prude.
00:45:50Shut up, you pathetic prude.
00:46:02You Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:05Gabby, wait.
00:46:13I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:16A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:18We're disqualified, Rose.
00:46:21You got yourself kicked off the team, and now we've lost.
00:46:24But I tried.
00:46:25No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:28I don't get to go to college.
00:46:29And it's all because of you.
00:46:33But you and your drama.
00:46:38Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:48That was so hot.
00:46:50I don't get to go to college.
00:46:51I don't get to go to college.
00:46:52I don't get to go to college.
00:46:53I don't get to go to college.
00:46:54I don't get to go to college.
00:46:55I don't get to go to college.
00:46:56I don't get to go to college.
00:46:57I don't get to go to college.
00:46:58I don't get to go to college.
00:46:59I don't get to go to college.
00:47:00I don't get to go to college.
00:47:01I don't get to college.
00:47:02I don't get to college.
00:47:03I don't get to college.
00:47:04I don't get to college.
00:47:05I don't get to college.
00:47:06I don't get to college.
00:47:07I don't get to college.
00:47:08I don't get to college.
00:47:09I don't get to college.
00:47:10I don't get to college.
00:47:11I don't get to college.
00:47:12I don't know.
00:47:42Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:57Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:48:00How did you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:03Tell me.
00:48:05Tell me!
00:48:07She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:10Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:16I was going to, but then the whole date thing happened, and you and Sloane happened, and
00:48:24then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:28I didn't sleep with Sloane.
00:48:33She drugged me, and the date thing was a setup.
00:48:38Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloane had.
00:48:42They set me up, too.
00:48:44I'm sorry.
00:48:44Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:57Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:49:00I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.
00:49:05And I wanted you to like me for me, and not because of what I am.
00:49:14Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:18I'm crazy about you, too.
00:49:20You're so beautiful.
00:49:26You're so beautiful.
00:49:50Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:11You weren't going to kill me at all.
00:50:29Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:41Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah.
00:50:46Pretty much.
00:50:49And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:53Okay.
00:50:53Okay.
00:50:56Oh!
00:50:58Oh!
00:50:59Oh!
00:51:06That way I didn't even know what to do.
00:51:11You're different when you're like this.
00:51:22Like what?
00:51:24Yourself.
00:51:29I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:33Neither did I.
00:51:37I don't want it to end.
00:51:39It doesn't have to.
00:52:00I'm a virgin.
00:52:01I'm a virgin.
00:52:10I'm a virgin.
00:52:18I love you, Rose.
00:52:26I love you, too.
00:52:27I love you, too.
00:52:27I love you, too.
00:52:31I love you, too.
00:52:32I love you, too.
00:52:32I love you, too.
00:53:10I worked up an appetite.
00:53:18So how was it?
00:53:21It was amazing.
00:53:25Hey, do I look different?
00:53:29No, you look beautiful.
00:53:38I have something important to ask you.
00:53:41Uh-oh.
00:53:43What?
00:53:49Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:56Will you go to the prom with me?
00:54:00Jason, I can't.
00:54:01I was expelled.
00:54:07What?
00:54:09Fuck.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:16So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:18Hey, Jason.
00:54:33Hey.
00:54:35How's Rose?
00:54:37Bummed.
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:40I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:43Yeah.
00:54:44Thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:48Well, maybe.
00:54:51Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:54I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes, indeed.
00:55:12I am aware.
00:55:13But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:18Are we ready to leave?
00:55:22Hey, Gabby.
00:55:23Rose.
00:55:24Get over here right away.
00:55:25Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:26Wait.
00:55:26What?
00:55:27What happened?
00:55:32Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:34Something happened to Jason.
00:55:35Who is it?
00:55:46Jason.
00:55:46Where's Jason?
00:55:47Where's Jason?
00:55:49I told you.
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:57People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:02Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:06Oh, my gosh.
00:56:07Is she being here?
00:56:08That's really old people's.
00:56:12Give me that.
00:56:13Jason.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:15Jason.
00:56:17Hang on.
00:56:18Hang on.
00:56:19She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:22Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:27No.
00:56:28Give it.
00:56:30Hang on, everyone.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:32What the?
00:56:56No, everyone.
00:56:56Turn it off.
00:56:57Turn off the videos.
00:56:58You see, it was Sloane that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:57:02And Sloane drug Chasen to make it look like they slept together.
00:57:06And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.
00:57:09You bitch.
00:57:10Security.
00:57:12Please escort Sloane to my office.
00:57:14No.
00:57:14Please.
00:57:15No, get off me.
00:57:16Do not touch me.
00:57:16Do you know how much I am warped?
00:57:18Chasen.
00:57:19Chasen.
00:57:19Okay.
00:57:19No.
00:57:19No.
00:57:19No.
00:57:24Okay.
00:57:27It's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:57:33First, the prom king is Chasen Grey.
00:57:37And now the moment you've all been waiting for this year's prom queen is Audrey Rose Winterspeak.
00:57:59Come on, get up there, Rose.
00:58:00Congratulations.
00:58:21Hi.
00:58:24I know how difficult your teenage years can be, no matter who you are, between school,
00:58:33family, social media, or gossip, bullies, and mean girls.
00:58:39This time can be exceptionally painful.
00:58:42But for all the lows, there are some amazing highs.
00:58:49Friends, laughter, basketball games, and hot fudge sundaes.
00:58:54I mean, let's face it.
00:58:55High school can be the best time of our lives.
00:58:58But remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are.
00:59:07Because every single one of you is special.
00:59:09And now, I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage.
00:59:16Wait, what?
00:59:22I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen.
00:59:26She's smart and funny and charitable and loyal.
00:59:31Nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff.
00:59:35Hey.
01:00:00Hey.
01:00:02Wanna dance?
01:00:03get lost asshole
01:00:07everyone all right all right i know you want to get back to dancing
01:00:17but let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence we are proud to
01:00:23announce that gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship
01:00:29all that hard work is paid off congratulations
01:00:38yes girl
01:00:59and that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after
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