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Full Episode Of Back Off ! The Prince Is Mine
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00:00Oh honey, I'm so nervous.
00:02Don't be. They're going to love you.
00:04I'll be home soon.
00:05Just have a few more meetings with the Foundation.
00:07Fresh flowers in the room?
00:08Check.
00:09Candles?
00:10Check.
00:11Excellent. Let's prepare the welcome cake.
00:12I still hope your mom lets me design a dress for the spring gala.
00:16Matthew, what if she hates me?
00:18Who wouldn't love the future princess of Westmarch?
00:20I still can't believe I get to marry a prince.
00:24Oh my god.
00:25And I can't believe I'm going to marry the most beautiful woman in the world.
00:28Oh my goodness.
00:30The princess future bride is going to love this.
00:32Be careful!
00:33This was handcrafted by the cake boss himself and flown in from Italy.
00:37I think they're here.
00:38Oh my goodness.
00:39Okay.
00:40Okay.
00:41Okay.
00:42Okay.
00:43Okay.
00:44Let's just...
00:48Stop with the bumps.
00:50You're messing up my makeup.
00:51Oh!
00:52Sorry.
00:53You're a royal chauffeur.
00:56Aren't you supposed to be good at driving?
00:58I may be interviewing for a housekeeping position, but I need to look like a princess if I'm ever going to land the prince.
01:03And you're going to help me.
01:05Please don't ask me to help me.
01:06Sure.
01:07I can't afford to lose this job.
01:09I've got a family to support.
01:10I've been waiting my entire life for this moment.
01:12And I know everything there is to know about the prince.
01:15Every last little detail.
01:18Ah!
01:22Ah!
01:23Ms. Ross.
01:24It's an honor to meet you.
01:34Congratulations on your engagement.
01:36Ms. Ross, it's an honor to meet you.
01:51Congratulations on your engagement.
01:54Thanks.
01:55Engagement?
01:56What the hell is she talking about?
01:58When will the prince be arriving?
01:59These dumb royal assistants think that I am Pamela Ross.
02:03This can be fun.
02:04He'll be here in a few days.
02:06Maybe see the ring.
02:09You know, the engagement ring.
02:12Uh, it's being cleaned.
02:15Oh, okay.
02:16Um, your suitcases?
02:19Ah, crap.
02:21The airline lost them.
02:25They'll be delivered later.
02:27Then, please follow me, ma'am.
02:30It's Ms.
02:32Ms.
02:33This is it, Pamela.
02:47Hello?
03:00Yes.
03:01What?
03:02We don't want any.
03:03Oh, sorry.
03:05Hi.
03:06I'm Pamela Ross.
03:09The princess's fiance.
03:11Right, and I'm Queen Sarah.
03:23Get out of here before I call security.
03:24What?
03:25What is going on here?
03:28This freak claims to be you.
03:30Uh, she's a fraud.
03:32I'm the princess's fiance.
03:34What?
03:36She's lying.
03:37It's a fake.
03:39Uh, okay.
03:42If you're the prince's fiance, then when's his birthday?
03:45February 17th, 1999.
03:47Where'd he go to school?
03:48USC.
03:49BA in Business Administration.
03:51Okay.
03:53Favorite ice cream flavor?
03:56Mint.
03:57Chocolate.
03:58Chip.
03:59How do you know all of that?
04:00Who are you?
04:01I'm Pamela Ross, fiance of Prince Matthew of Westmarch, soon-to-be princess and future
04:09queen of Westmarch.
04:15Okay.
04:17If you really are Pamela Ross, then I assume you'll be attending Lady Alana Huffington's
04:23fundraiser for the Prince's Trust?
04:25Of course I'll be attending.
04:28They are auctioning off a Hearts and Roses gown.
04:32I want to wear that gown to the Queen's Spring Gala.
04:35But, wait a second.
04:37Hang on.
04:38I want to be able to wear that gown.
04:43Bye.
04:47Bye.
04:47Bye.
04:48Bye.
04:49Bye.
04:49Bye.
05:02Bye.
05:03you shameless bitch
05:12that'll teach you fraud freak loser
05:33what is going on here who are you i'm daniel matthew's older brother i'm here for the spring gala
05:43he was abdicated from the floor a few years back after that incident
05:46shh i know this of course i know this you're my assistant
05:50this woman is pretending to be prince matthew's fiance
05:53i am his fiance
05:56no i'm his fiance
05:58and i want this imposter gone
06:02i'm sure we can get this all figured out
06:04oh shut up
06:05excuse me
06:06i am the future princess
06:07future queen of the west march
06:10and i want her out
06:13now shut up you hag
06:16you have the manners of a pig
06:18bitch fight
06:24you know what
06:27you bitch
06:37i am going to get you
06:40you want to keep yourself up
06:44let's get out of here before this gets any uglier
06:46daniel
07:04let's try this again welcome to west march
07:08oh my goodness they're beautiful
07:10i picked them myself
07:11wow
07:13your brother didn't tell me how charming you were
07:16me and my brother aren't on the best of terms
07:18oh
07:18well i'm sorry to hear that
07:21anyhow i came by to see if you would like to take a tour of the grounds
07:24uh you know maybe take a break from yesterday's drama
07:28are you sure you want to do that now that i'm a fraud and a freak
07:32i don't know who you are but i find you to be delightful
07:35and that other pamela well she is quite unfriendly
07:39so shall we
07:41let's
07:43okay
08:05she's a nobody and we've never even met
08:16mother she's a very talented designer
08:19she just graduated from the fashion institute and designing your dress would really put her on the map
08:24when does she get here
08:25she's already here
08:27then why haven't i met her
08:28because you're sick mother
08:29daniel quiet i am speaking to your better brother
08:33my darling boy
08:37you're going to love pamela
08:38i promise
08:39okay
08:40i love
08:42i love you mother
08:43i love you more
08:44daniel sort out this dress disaster
08:53i really don't want to be wearing some bimbo's rags
08:56yes mother
08:57and don't mess it up this time
09:01i love you
09:12i love you
09:14I don't know she's pretending that she's me she says that she's your fiance and she knows all
09:40these personal details about you it's creepy what about my brother he's been great I don't
09:44think he might be the only person who actually believes me should I call my
09:48mother no no no she's already doesn't feel well the last thing I want to do is
09:53cause problems for her I really want her to like me she will she'll adore you
09:58just as I do I hope so I'll be back in a few days once I'm back I'll set her
10:03straight hon I appreciate that but I want to earn her respect and love myself
10:09spoken like the true princess of Westmarch let's not get ahead of ourselves
10:14well can you blame me I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you
10:17I love you so much I'm the luckiest girl alive and I'm the luckiest guy okay I should run I love you
10:24what are you doing here what are you doing here I'm here for the fundraiser what are you doing here I'm attending the fundraiser that hearts and roses gown is mine you don't have an invitation
10:46what's this yeah what's that what's that stop that stop it stop it how did you get that I need you to get me an invitation to Alana Huffington's fundraiser tomorrow that's impossible I don't care do it
11:05do it
11:15it was hand-delivered to me addressed to the princess of Westmarch you're lying where's your invitation fraud
11:27fraud right here give that back give it back you all are acting like white trash
11:41my lady thank you that invitation is forged well it looks quite real to me
11:57shatter company to the ballroom it's right this way then I have some personal matters to attend to
12:13great
12:33does anyone smell something rotten I do you let's just get through this shall we ladies
12:43you
12:45security
12:46there's a hooker here who crashed the event so she can pick up men
12:51actually there's an impostor here pretending that she's me you can't even afford a hearts and roses gown
12:57we'll see about that leave now before I drag you out by your hair I dare you
13:03security there is an impostor here security what is going on here great it's him
13:10the old abdicated brother the shame of the family and she's his hooker
13:20enough
13:24enough the auction is about to begin please ignore them
13:28ignore them
13:30ladies and gentlemen thank you for attending my event
13:34thus far we've raised over one million dollars for hope for children our queen's beloved charity
13:42we're sorry her majesty isn't feeling well tonight and cannot be here
13:52but onward the highlight of the evening it's time to auction this authentic hearts and roses gown
14:00valued at two million dollars and donated by the mysterious designer who remains completely anonymous
14:10nobody knows the true identity of hearts and roses
14:14now do we have an opening bid of one hundred thousand dollars
14:20one hundred thousand we have one hundred thousand dollars
14:24now do I hear five hundred thousand dollars
14:26one million dollar
14:28we have one million dollars
14:32now do I hear two million
14:34two million dollars
14:36ten
14:38ten million dollars
14:42ten million dollars
14:44we have ten million dollars for hearts and roses gown going once going twice
14:55sold to prince daniel
15:00it's a gift for you my lovely friend oh that's too much oh really considering what you've had
15:07to deal with tonight it's nothing thank you my dear would you to us the honor of modeling this
15:13dress yes i'd love to well thank you security this woman is a fraud as the fiance of prince matthew
15:24i think she needs to be thrown out immediately security guards but but i'm the prince's fiance
15:34hey let go of me leave her alone as second in line to the crown you are fired leave now
15:50please excuse that may accompany to your dressing room yes thank you
15:56you have to admit he's pretty sexy yeah
16:13exquisite beautiful she looks just like a princess
16:17i suppose that now would be as good of a time as any for me to announce that i am hearts and roses
16:33i designed that dress she's hearts and roses her identity is finally revealed
16:40oh trailing that's impossible it is possible because i designed that dress no no it's not possible
16:50because i designed this dress
16:53i'm hearts and roses
16:59i'm hearts and roses
17:02sorry now i've heard everything
17:06the fraud freak is a pathological liar i'm not lying and i can prove it we all know that hearts and roses
17:15sews a hidden gem into each dress right tell us something we don't already know well i sewed a red
17:22ruby into this bodice i can go to the bathroom and take it off pick at the seam just to prove it all to you
17:28what the fuck you freak why would you do that now the ruby is missing how is she supposed to prove it now
17:51now what i am pamela ross i am hearts and roses and i will not stand for these games anymore
18:01you've gone too far stop
18:06stop
18:10stop
18:15what's the meaning of this
18:16yes your highness this woman is pretending to be prince matthew's fiance and now she claims to be
18:21hearts and roses
18:25your highness i am the real pamela ross i am matthew's fiance and i am so honored to meet you
18:33you
18:39you
18:41you fraud
18:43how dare you look at you exposing your breasts at such a reverent event
18:50daniel your taste in women hasn't improved
18:54another hussy
18:55this woman is a liar
18:58fool out both of you
19:00madam i don't know who she is but she's pulled the wool over your eyes just like everyone else
19:07how dare you
19:18what the hell is going on here
19:28what the hell is going on here
19:35what they do to you baby
19:36mother what is the meaning of this she claims to be your fiance
19:46she is my fiance
19:49so you think you can just waltz in here and marry into this family look at you
19:56you're a whore trying to manipulate my son
20:00you think you're the true hearts and roses you're a fake
20:05she's a fraud and she's a whore
20:08she is hearts and roses
20:10what are you saying
20:14i had you investigated
20:16and i know you're not pamela ross
20:18you're misha dankworth and you're a grifter
20:20you've been arrested twice for shoplifting and your brother works here at the palace
20:29and you're a flaccid loser who's never going to live up to his younger brother's greatness
20:33what's your point
20:34listen
20:35i think you want my brother and i want pamela
20:39burn his balls
20:41he should be with me
20:43who cares i just want to fuck with mama's boy in there
20:45and i just want to fuck mama's boy
20:48well then maybe
20:50maybe we could help each other out
20:52what do you have in mind
20:58well hearts and roses is my favorite designer
21:02i was thinking of asking them to design a dress for the royal charity gala
21:08maybe
21:09stop
21:10i have had both of these women investigated and according to my information this woman
21:14misha is the true hearts and roses as she claims to be
21:21misha is the true hearts and roses as she claims to be
21:25daniel you know that's not true
21:26i'm sorry pamela
21:27i'm so sorry
21:31i pretended to be pamela to get close to you and
21:35i wanted to design a dress for you for the gala but
21:39now my surprise is ruined
21:42clever girl
21:43my staff have been watching you misha
21:47and they've told me some very good things that you are a self-made woman
21:52you are full of confidence and strength
21:56you're the kind of woman who could rule the design world
22:00kind of woman who might be a good queen one day
22:05this one can't even possibly be a princess
22:10let alone being anything else
22:12mother
22:13enough
22:14clearly misha is the true hearts and roses and much more suitable for the prince of westmarch
22:26matthew i want you to marry her
22:29you to marry her
22:36i will not pamela is my fiancee and the love of my life
22:41but i wouldn't be caught dead with a skank like you
22:47a contest
22:48both women shall design a dress and then we will see who the true hearts and roses is
22:55and the winner of the contest shall design the dress for the gala for the queen
23:01my up son has had a good idea for once
23:05a contest it is
23:07and may the best woman win next saturday night
23:12you're just going to make a fool of yourself
23:16shame on you
23:20look i'm sorry tonight was so hard
23:21i'll laugh
23:25how about i try to make you feel a little bit better
23:29what did you have in mind
23:33how about i show you just how much i love you
23:38please do
23:51how about i show you
23:56how about she
23:58i show walk
23:59that's
24:00very hard
24:01that's
24:05that
24:06it's
24:07it's
24:09it's
24:12it's
24:14it's
24:14it's
24:47My brilliant fiancée.
24:53Thank you, handsome.
25:00I'm going to miss you so much.
25:02I know, baby.
25:03I'll be home as soon as the royal council is done with me.
25:06Of course.
25:07I totally understand.
25:09The life of a princess.
25:11Ha.
25:13And I'll sort things out with my mother when I get home.
25:15I told you you don't need to do that.
25:17I'm going to win this contest and prove it to her myself.
25:21Also, I've asked Daniel to look after you while I'm away.
25:24So, should you need anything, go to him.
25:28Um.
25:31Look, he feels terrible about the other night.
25:34I think he had too much to drink.
25:36Okay.
25:36I gotta go.
25:48I love you.
25:49I love you more.
25:50I don't know.
26:07Uh, Pamela, I'm really sorry for blindsiding you with that fundraiser.
26:22I thought I was doing the right thing.
26:24It's okay.
26:25I have faith I'm going to win this contest.
26:28Well, um, I hope you do.
26:31I really don't know who to believe, um, at this point, but, uh, I hope it's you.
26:37Um, I think you're wonderful.
26:50Oops.
26:51Let me go get something for you.
27:07Oh, thank you so much.
27:22A toast.
27:25To spill drinks, winning dresses, and new friends.
27:29Cheers.
27:33Cheers.
27:42So, how are the designs coming along?
27:45Um, fine.
27:47I'm sorry.
27:50I just, I don't feel very well all of a sudden.
27:56Oh, I got it.
27:57I'm sorry.
27:58Um, I said that the room is spinning.
28:08Can I get something for you?
28:09Can I help you?
28:10Can I do something?
28:11I think I'm going to faint.
28:13Um, I don't know what's wrong.
28:15What's wrong?
28:15I don't know what's wrong.
28:17I'm...
28:45I really don't think I can go through with this.
28:49You'll go through with it or I'll expose you for breaking into the queen's office.
28:55Just pull her shirt down and take a picture and make it look like the two of you just had sex.
28:59Oh my god.
29:00Do it, Ralph.
29:01I'm so sorry about this, Miss Ross.
29:17They're making me do this.
29:21You see, I have a wife and two daughters and the little one isn't well and the medical bills are killing me.
29:28My wife has to stay at home to take care of her.
29:32Please, Miss Ross.
29:35I really need this job.
29:36Please forgive me.
29:40I really need this job.
29:41Please forgive me.
30:01God, I can't do it.
30:11No, I...
30:13Ouch!
30:22How could you do this?
30:25What am I supposed to do?
30:27You'll figure something out.
30:28You always do.
30:29Yeah, you're lucky I'm so smart, you worm.
30:33I will figure it out.
30:34I need to take that bitch down.
30:39If it's the last thing I do.
30:42Get in the way.
30:42I still can't believe how much I must have drinkin' last night.
30:52My head hurts so much.
30:53You gotta hydrate, girl.
30:54There you go.
30:54I'm trying, but I still feel queasy.
30:59Was I obnoxious?
31:03Oh, I think you were absolutely darling.
31:06All I remember is waking up in a strange room.
31:09Oh, no worries.
31:10I put you there.
31:11I packed you in.
31:17Um, Pamela, there's something I need to tell you,
31:21and it's not exactly easy to say.
31:23What is it?
31:24My God, you're beautiful.
31:26Daniel.
31:27Oh, really, I think you're magic.
31:29Daniel, I don't think...
31:30Pamela, I'm in love with you.
31:32Uh, Daniel, I, I think you're lovely, but I, um, uh, your brother...
31:51Uh, I'm sorry.
31:53I, I think I'm gonna be sick.
31:55Excuse me.
31:55Yes.
32:01Fuck!
32:23Hello.
32:24Pamela?
32:25What's wrong?
32:32Pamela?
32:33What's wrong?
32:35Nothing.
32:35Um, I, um, I just went for a jog.
32:41So, so I'm a little out of sorts right now.
32:44You're a dynamo.
32:48Something's wrong.
32:49I can hear it.
32:51Tell me.
32:52I just miss you.
32:53I miss you, too.
32:55I'll be home soon.
32:55I know.
32:57I just wanted to hear your voice.
33:00Um, I'm okay, though.
33:03I promise.
33:05I can't wait to be with you again.
33:07I love you.
33:07I love you.
33:08I love you, too.
33:08I love you.
33:10Bye.
33:11I don't know.
33:41The fake hearts and roses.
33:43Where's your address, Misha?
33:45I don't see you working on anything.
33:47All I see is you wandering around pretending like you're somebody else.
33:50My address is coming along fine.
33:53Also, it's fabulous.
33:56I'm going to reveal it at the contest and blow everyone's minds.
34:01I'm sure.
34:02And then the prince is going to see what a liar you are and dump your sorry ass.
34:09Misha?
34:11That's never going to happen.
34:13He loves me with all of his heart.
34:16And he thinks that you're a lying weirdo.
34:19Your sociopath is manipulating him with the skills you learn as a prostitute.
34:28Back off, Misha.
34:30The prince is mine.
34:32No, you back off.
34:33The prince is mine.
34:34Get out of here.
34:37Ugh!
34:50Oh, your highness.
34:55What beautiful roses.
35:00Yes.
35:01Except they're getting really dirty.
35:05I'm wondering, you being the seamstress that you are, maybe you could make me a gardening apron.
35:12Yes?
35:20Hello?
35:23Um, sure.
35:26I'd be happy to.
35:28Perfect.
35:28Ahem.
35:29Yes?
35:30I just wanted to apologize for my behavior earlier.
35:50Or, well, my behavior in general, actually.
35:56Right.
35:57I'm just hoping that we can let bygones be bygones.
36:02Maybe even be friends.
36:03My gosh.
36:05That would actually be really amazing.
36:09Awesome.
36:10Now, I have a favor to ask.
36:12Ask friends.
36:14What is it?
36:15I'm wondering, the queen asked me to make her a gardening apron, and I'm just hoping that maybe in the spirit of our new friendship, you would make it for me, since you're so talented.
36:35Well, what's the magic word, Misha?
36:40Please?
36:41Please what?
36:43Pretty please.
36:44Please?
36:45Pretty please.
36:46What?
36:46Pretty please with sugar on top?
36:49Let me think about it.
36:50Okay?
36:56Over my dead body.
36:59Now get out.
37:01You'll be sorry.
37:03Bitch.
37:04Your Highness, I heard that you needed a new gardening apron, so I made this for you.
37:22I didn't ask you to make me a gardening apron.
37:25I asked my darling Misha.
37:29You don't think you're going to win me over, do you?
37:33By kissing my rump, you've got another thing coming.
37:37Now scat!
37:38Oh, Your Highness!
37:59What a beautiful gardening apron.
38:02Oh.
38:03Where did you get it?
38:04That floozy Pamela made it.
38:06She then?
38:07Trying to win me over, I suppose.
38:10I suppose.
38:12But, for a fraud, she's a pretty good seamstress.
38:19We need to kick things up a notch.
38:34My plan isn't working.
38:35I can't get past that Pamela bitch.
38:37Well, she is his fiancée.
38:41Can we not start this again?
38:44I want her gone.
38:46What do you mean, gone?
38:47Dead?
38:48As in D-E-A-D, dead?
38:51You're talking murder?
38:53That's crazy.
38:54Don't say it.
38:55I want her gone, and you're going to help me do it.
38:58I will not.
38:59Besides, I've got a weak stomach to...
39:01Not you personally, you idiot.
39:04I want you to hire someone to do it.
39:05Someone good.
39:07I won't.
39:08You will.
39:09Or I'll expose you for drugging and exploiting the princess.
39:12You wouldn't.
39:13I will.
39:14You are evil.
39:16And I'm the future princess of Westmarch.
39:27Welcome back.
39:28Can I ask you something?
39:36Yeah, what's up?
39:37What the fuck happened between you and Pamela the other night?
39:41Nothing happened.
39:42Why?
39:43She said she drank a little too much.
39:45Ended up in a strange room.
39:48What's that got to do with me?
39:49She said you put her there.
39:51I did not look.
39:55Listen, I know you.
39:58I know your past.
40:00And I know just how low you're willing to sink.
40:03What are you trying to say?
40:05Little brother.
40:05Stay away from her.
40:23Or what?
40:27You don't want to know.
40:28What's your problem?
40:31Is your ego hurting?
40:33Are you afraid that your fuck-up little brother is going to steal your girlfriend?
40:37Take your best shot, pussy.
40:42Give your best shot, pussy.
40:43Take your best shot, pussy.
40:52I'll see.
40:52Oh.
40:53Ah.
40:54Ah.
40:56Ah.
40:56Ah.
41:01Ah.
41:02Ah.
41:06Ah.
41:07Ah.
41:08Ah.
41:09Ah.
41:11Ah.
41:11You stay away from Pamela.
41:41He is out of control. He tried to kill me.
41:49Oh, darling, you're overreacting. He might be worthless, but he's not a killer.
41:57Probably hormones or something.
42:00This isn't hormonal. This is unabashed jealousy.
42:03He's always been jealous of me. He's coveted everything I have, including Pamela.
42:08I think he drugged her.
42:09Oh, no. I think this hussy is having a negative effect on you.
42:16Mother.
42:17The true other Hearts and Roses is a much better match for you.
42:22I am Hearts and Roses.
42:24Liar!
42:25Stop! Just stop!
42:28I am Pamela Ross. I am Hearts and Roses.
42:32I am the love of Matthew's life, and I am his fiancée.
42:36And I am not taking your abuse anymore.
42:39I order you to break up with that bimbo.
42:44I will not!
42:46Pamela is the most important person in my life now.
42:50And if that means not being your goddamn prince, then so be it.
42:53Podcast shape Pablo.
43:02I am the Woz.
43:03I am the one who works for you.
43:05I am the worst.
43:05You know time.
43:05And I am the helper to enter in your room.
43:07I am the one who works for you.
43:08I am the one who works for you.
43:10I am the three or four.
43:12I am the one who works for you.
43:13I am the three baby coworkers.
43:14You do exactly what I'm saying.
43:16You may that have got shut people anyway.
43:18You're the two brothers and three brothers,
43:19you're the one who's got me and you're the other.
43:22I don't know.
43:52Oh, it is just perfect for the Hope for Children Gala.
44:01We'll do the cocktail reception out here and then move inside for the ball.
44:04I think the Queen will love it.
44:06Absolutely love it.
44:07And by that point, everyone will know that I'm the real hearts and roses.
44:10And that prissy little faker will be long gone.
44:13I will be Prince Matthew's date to that gala.
44:16You're totally going to win that contest this weekend.
44:19Totally.
44:22What are you doing here?
44:25I'm checking out the space for the Hope for Children's Gala.
44:28What are you doing here?
44:29We're checking out the space.
44:31The Queen sent us.
44:33Well, the Prince sent me.
44:35Oh my God, girls, you have to look at this.
44:38Nude photos of Pamela Ross?
44:40What?
44:42Oh, Pam.
44:43Different.
44:43It's so cute.
44:45Where did they come from?
44:46I don't know, but they're not cute.
44:48No.
44:49Oh my God.
44:49Look at the lingerie.
44:50Where did these come from?
44:52So much for Princess of West March.
44:56Slut.
44:57Poor.
44:58Tramp.
45:00No.
45:13Don't look at me.
45:14Hello?
45:15Help!
45:16Help me!
45:19Hey!
45:19Oh, my hero.
45:25Are you okay?
45:26Did they hurt you, my love?
45:27I'm fine.
45:28Did they hurt you?
45:28No, no.
45:29I'm just glad that you came when you did.
45:32Daniel, you okay?
45:33I'm fine.
45:34Who put you up to this?
45:42It wasn't me.
45:43Who put you up to this?
45:44He paid me.
45:45Who put you up to this?
45:46Please stop, man.
45:48It was Ralph.
45:49I don't believe you.
45:50It was him.
45:51I swear.
45:53Get this piece of shit out of here.
45:55Here we go.
46:02I'm so sorry, Pamela.
46:10I couldn't go through with it.
46:11I swear.
46:11It wasn't my idea.
46:12I swear.
46:13I told you, I know nothing about it.
46:34It's disgusting.
46:35What kind of a pervert would have a room like that in targeting Pamela?
46:38Then how do you explain it?
46:40Daniel, Matthew has a point.
46:41You're the black sheep of the family, and you invite suspicion.
46:45It had to be Ralph.
46:46He tried to have her killed.
46:48He's clearly obsessed with her.
46:49But what about those disgusting pictures on the internet?
46:52I think Daniel has a point.
46:57Ralph probably released the photos, too.
47:00So Daniel may have a point for once.
47:04I'm sorry I doubted you.
47:05No problem.
47:07It's been shocking for us all.
47:11Stupid fucking machine.
47:28The shit's broken.
47:30I can glue it.
47:31Oh, it's so ugly.
47:41Fuck.
47:47Ugh.
47:48What do you want?
47:49You need to get me out of here.
47:51I don't have time for this.
47:52Besides, you're the one stupid enough to get arrested.
47:55Yeah, but I did it for you.
47:56Fine.
47:57If you keep your mouth shut, I'll post your bail.
47:59No, I've got to go.
47:59I've got a fucking dress to make.
48:10This place is disgusting.
48:13I feel like I need a shower.
48:15Thanks for bailing me out.
48:16Now that I have, I need you to get me a dress.
48:19What do you mean?
48:20The Hearts and Roses dress competition is this weekend, and I need a fabulous dress so that
48:28I can beat that bitch.
48:29What's that supposed to do with me?
48:32You're going to get me a counterfeit dress that I can pass off as my own design.
48:36How am I supposed to do that?
48:37I have no idea.
48:38But you better do a better job on this than you did that lame-ass head job you didn't pull off.
48:42I can't do it.
48:47If you don't, I won't pay your attorney fees.
48:51Life in prison, buddy.
48:52Think about your wife and kiddos.
48:55You're shameless, Misha.
49:12This better be the winning dress, or us.
49:14It's a winner.
49:15Now, leave me alone.
49:17Fucking one.
49:24Christ.
49:34I can't believe he sunk so low.
49:41Look at that dress.
49:43That's rather fabulous.
49:47You're clearly the winner.
49:54Definitely the best dress.
49:57Ladies and gentlemen, thank you so much for coming along this evening to my little contest
50:03to discover the true hearts and roses.
50:10The winner is going to design a dress for me for the Hope for Children Gala.
50:15A true honor.
50:19Everyone has ballots, and you will need to indicate whether you like this pink dress.
50:27Or the blue dress.
50:30The ballots will then be counted, and we will announce the winner this evening.
50:36In the meantime, please enjoy the party.
50:38The moment of truth.
50:39Fuck you.
50:40If you'd like, that could be arranged.
50:47Ladies and gentlemen, the moment of truth.
50:52The votes have been tallied, and the results are in.
50:56Please may I have the envelope?
50:57The true hearts and roses, who will design my dress for the Hope for Children Charity Gala, is...
51:10Pamela Ross.
51:21Pamela Ross.
51:24Oh my God.
51:26You've been wrong this entire time.
51:28We have fucked crap.
51:29My darling, I am so sorry I ever doubted you.
51:36Can you ever forgive me?
51:37Of course I forgive you.
51:39You're my beloved's mother.
51:40Well, soon, and sooner rather than later, I hope, I'll also be your mother.
51:46Of course.
51:46Oh.
52:05Stop!
52:06The contest was fixed.
52:11The contest was fixed.
52:14What?
52:16Those two women, the Queen's secretary and the secretary's assistant, stuffed the ballot box.
52:27I saw them.
52:28They were throwing out the real votes and shoving it full.
52:32A vote for Pamela.
52:34What the hell are you talking about?
52:35That's insane.
52:36You'd never do anything like that.
52:38She's lying.
52:39Ladies and gentlemen, please calm down.
52:41Stop!
52:42That's my dress.
52:44That is my dress.
52:47Thank God I got here in time.
52:49It's a Pierre Tosche original.
52:51Sorry, Misha.
52:57Sorry, Misha.
52:58That's impossible, because I designed the dress.
53:05Lies.
53:06I designed it, and I can prove it.
53:09In every dress, there is a label made with golden thread sewn into the seam.
53:15Allow me.
53:16It's there.
53:23She's a thief.
53:25That dress was taken from my studio two days ago.
53:29Security!
53:30Call the police!
53:31No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait!
53:33Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop!
53:35It was my brother, Ralph!
53:39Ralph is your brother?
53:40Yes.
53:41And he tried to have Pamela killed!
53:44Not true!
53:46Misha did it all.
53:50Misha did it all.
53:52She blackmailed me to kill Pamela, and she made me steal the dress.
53:56She drugged her and wanted me to have sex of her and take photos of her.
54:01What?
54:02What?
54:03I couldn't go through that.
54:05Misha did it all!
54:07I believe him.
54:08So do I.
54:12Take her away!
54:14No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
54:17It was Daniel!
54:20Daniel is a pervert who's obsessed with Pamela.
54:25He's got all of these pictures and these videos of her,
54:29and, and he's obsessed with trying to hurt his younger brother.
54:33He deserves it.
54:40He deserves all of it.
54:41He's always the first.
54:42He gets everything he wants.
54:43I'm the firstborn.
54:45It's my turn.
54:46My turn.
54:47Take them both away.
54:48Call the police.
54:49No, I'm...
54:50Get away from me.
54:50Get your hands off me.
54:51Get your hands off me.
54:53Mommy.
54:53Mother.
54:54Mother.
54:55Mommy.
54:56Mommy.
54:57Mommy.
54:59I hate you.
55:01I'll kill you.
55:04Oh, my God.
55:05Oh, my God.
55:05We are so, so, so, so, so sorry.
55:07Oh, my God.
55:07We are so sorry.
55:09She got us fooled.
55:10We hit that.
55:11I forgive you.
55:12Really?
55:13Oh, my God.
55:14Thank you so much.
55:15Stand up.
55:17She may forgive you, but I don't.
55:21You're fired.
55:23What?
55:23Get your hands off of me.
55:25Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce you to the true hearts and roses, the future
55:37princess, and the future queen of Westmarch.
55:45The future princess, and the future queen of Westmarch, Miss Pamela Ross.
55:55The future princess, and the future queen of Westmarch, the future queen of Westmarch.
56:03How?
56:03Ah!
56:05Fuck!