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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You've got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you gonna cry?
00:01:34Like a little baby?
00:01:37Oops.
00:01:38Wait, is that the heart of the house?
00:01:56Wait, is that the heart of the house?
00:01:58Please, everybody knows that belongs to the heiress of the Wintersby family, Audrey Rose, who, by the way, is my bestie.
00:02:16That's worth $10 million.
00:02:18That cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than $10 million.
00:02:21Oh, my God, what have you done?
00:02:33There you go.
00:02:34There you go, girl.
00:02:35Don't worry.
00:02:36Just buy a new piece of crap with that money.
00:02:41She's a bitch.
00:02:43Yeah.
00:02:44You look like you need a hand.
00:02:47You look like you need a hand.
00:02:50Thanks.
00:02:51You're the new girl.
00:02:54I'm Rose.
00:02:56Pleased to meet you.
00:02:57Gabby, I'm your welcome guide.
00:02:59I'm supposed to show you the ropes.
00:03:00How wonderful.
00:03:04Okay, quick rundown of the ecosystem.
00:03:07Should I be taking notes?
00:03:08Only if you want to survive.
00:03:11Okay, here we have are the skaters.
00:03:16The jocks.
00:03:19And the nurse.
00:03:21I'm the nerd.
00:03:22And we are pretty cool, by the way.
00:03:26And the queen bees.
00:03:28I would steer clear of them.
00:03:30Especially Sloane.
00:03:31She stings.
00:03:39Oh.
00:03:40Sloane has dug her claws into him deep.
00:03:54I wasn't.
00:03:55Oh.
00:03:56That's Chase and Greg.
00:03:57The most popular guy in school.
00:03:59They've been, you know, dating and breaking up and getting back together.
00:04:02It's like a sexual ping pong match.
00:04:06Hmm.
00:04:07Oh, you should join the academic decathlon.
00:04:18The winner gets scholarships, which is the only way I could go to college.
00:04:36Needless to say, I'm not a part of the rich gets clique.
00:04:39Oh, and that's Eric.
00:04:46He's a skater and I'm so crushing on him.
00:04:49He's a skater.
00:04:50Oh.
00:04:52Hey, Gabby.
00:04:53Yo.
00:04:53That's Eric.
00:04:58I was just telling her about the academic decathlon.
00:05:01Oh, yeah.
00:05:01You in?
00:05:02Yeah, sure.
00:05:02Sweet.
00:05:03Then I'm in.
00:05:04Awesome.
00:05:06Got a boat.
00:05:06Later, babes.
00:05:08Oh, my God.
00:05:09Oh, my God.
00:05:09He's just calling me.
00:05:10Shh.
00:05:11I think he likes you.
00:05:13Okay.
00:05:14Now for the important stuff.
00:05:15Okay.
00:05:16Stay away from the stroganoff at lunch.
00:05:18And stay away from the underside of the desk if you want to avoid old gum.
00:05:21And stay away from Mr. Spadaro.
00:05:24He gets handsy.
00:05:25Hey, watch out.
00:05:32Oh, my God.
00:05:33I'm so sorry.
00:05:36It's fine.
00:05:37It's just a little blood.
00:05:38Hang on.
00:05:44Thanks.
00:05:47Your jacket smells good.
00:05:51Are you the new girl?
00:05:56Yeah.
00:05:59I'm Chasen.
00:06:02Rose.
00:06:04Nice to meet you.
00:06:09Come on, Chasen.
00:06:10Home room's starting.
00:06:13Stay away from this trash.
00:06:15Might catch something.
00:06:15Oh, look at the secondhand clothes.
00:06:19Let's go.
00:06:21Chasen, come on.
00:06:21Later.
00:06:23I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:26Oh, my God.
00:06:28Your jacket smells good.
00:06:29I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:31Yep.
00:06:32Kind of lame.
00:06:33Clearly, I don't have a lot of experience with boys.
00:06:38Come on.
00:06:38Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:40Let's go.
00:06:41Let's go.
00:06:41Let's go.
00:06:45Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:06:53Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you to meet our new student, Rose Smith.
00:06:58Now, she's been homeschooled, and this is her first foray into public school.
00:07:02Pleased to make your acquaintances.
00:07:05I trust that you'll all welcome Rose, and that you'll answer any questions that she has.
00:07:10How would you like to be addressed?
00:07:12Is it just Rose?
00:07:13Yes.
00:07:14Rose will suffice.
00:07:15How about secondhand Rose?
00:07:19That's enough.
00:07:21Grab rackets.
00:07:27Ow, ow, oh my god.
00:07:29Ow, ow, there's something in my eye.
00:07:30What is it?
00:07:31Something's in my eye.
00:07:32I need my context solution or something.
00:07:34Rose, can you go get it for me?
00:07:35Yes.
00:07:35Where is it?
00:07:36It's in my locker.
00:07:37Go get it.
00:07:37Over there?
00:07:37Yeah, go, go.
00:07:38Go.
00:07:40Oh my god.
00:07:50Oh my god.
00:07:50Hey.
00:07:50What are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:57I thought that, um...
00:08:00That'll show the bitch.
00:08:19Rose!
00:08:20Where are you?
00:08:26Are you showering with a boy?
00:08:30Rose!
00:08:35Sklum, what are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:08:38Chasen, is that you?
00:08:40Are you in there with Rose?
00:08:42Don't lie to me, I saw her come in here.
00:08:44What do I do?
00:08:45How is she not here?
00:09:01I gotta get out of here before I get caught.
00:09:02I'm so sorry.
00:09:29Excuse you much.
00:09:43Why are you wet?
00:09:44How's your eye?
00:09:52Miraculously better.
00:09:53What exactly is going on here?
00:10:10Nothing.
00:10:15Absolutely nothing.
00:10:17But I think someone switched the locker room signs.
00:10:22Hmm.
00:10:22Listen up secondhand, Rose.
00:10:26Chasen?
00:10:27Off limits.
00:10:28Understand?
00:10:29Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare.
00:10:33And I'm not even ready for boys yet, so...
00:10:36You know what?
00:10:38With a little makeup, better clothes, and maybe a brush through your hair.
00:10:44You could almost pass as one of us.
00:10:46You could almost pass as one of us.
00:10:48That's it.
00:10:49You are my new project.
00:10:51Tomorrow, my house makeover.
00:10:53Okay.
00:11:01You know what they say, right?
00:11:03Keep your friends close, and your competition closer.
00:11:06Ugh.
00:11:07Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?
00:11:14It's going to be so fun.
00:11:16Well, it's more than fun.
00:11:18I have to win that scholarship to go to college.
00:11:20You don't have money.
00:11:22We'll win.
00:11:23I promise we'll win.
00:11:25Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:11:28You're crazy.
00:11:30Rose, what are you doing?
00:11:33We're signing up for the academic decathlon.
00:11:36Oh.
00:11:37Okay.
00:11:38Well, first of all, you can't hang out with Gabby.
00:11:41Gabby's a nerd, and Queen Bees don't associate with nerds.
00:11:44Secondly, the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers.
00:11:48Cheerleading tryouts are next week.
00:11:50Be there.
00:12:00I...
00:12:01It's okay.
00:12:02Being a Queen Bee is important, and it's your chance to be popular.
00:12:07It's not important to me.
00:12:09I mean, you're not that smart anyways, so...
00:12:13What are you talking about?
00:12:15I have a 4.0 and a 1500 SAT score.
00:12:19Just go.
00:12:21You're not going to fit in anyway.
00:12:23Fine.
00:12:25Whatever.
00:12:32Wow.
00:12:33You're fitting in fast.
00:12:35That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected.
00:12:41She means that as a compliment.
00:12:43Probably.
00:12:44Yeah.
00:12:45Definitely.
00:12:46You know, it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight.
00:12:51Yes, I'm a fast learner.
00:12:54Wow.
00:12:55So modest.
00:12:56Love set.
00:12:58Hey.
00:12:59Good form out there.
00:13:00Thanks.
00:13:01Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom, huh?
00:13:06I would have paid to see that.
00:13:09Ah!
00:13:10Oh, my God.
00:13:11Ow.
00:13:12I think I pulled something.
00:13:13You okay?
00:13:14No.
00:13:15Oh, God.
00:13:17Jason, I think I need a heroic exit.
00:13:21You're not serious.
00:13:23I am.
00:13:24If I fall and shatter my kneecap, it's your fault.
00:13:27Ah!
00:13:28Ah!
00:13:29Don't worry.
00:13:30I'll bring him back.
00:13:31Later.
00:13:32Yeah.
00:13:33I'll see ya.
00:13:34She's being nice.
00:13:35That's never a good sign.
00:13:36Oh, my God.
00:13:37Ew.
00:13:38Look at these losers.
00:13:39My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby, doesn't have to go to school.
00:13:41Private tutors.
00:13:42Well, maybe she wants to go to school.
00:13:43I don't know.
00:13:44It's your fault.
00:13:45It's your fault.
00:13:46Ah!
00:13:47Ah!
00:13:48Ah!
00:13:49Don't worry.
00:13:50I'll bring him back.
00:13:51Later.
00:13:52Yeah.
00:13:53I'll see ya.
00:13:54She's being nice.
00:13:55That's never a good sign.
00:13:56Maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen.
00:13:59Um, no.
00:14:00She can't stand these plebeians.
00:14:01She told me so herself.
00:14:03Wow.
00:14:06You know, for fun, sometimes the girls and I, we start gossip chains to keep the plebes in
00:14:11their place.
00:14:12Gossip chains?
00:14:13Watch this.
00:14:14Now watch what happens.
00:14:29Ew.
00:14:35Hey, Eric.
00:14:36Just leave me alone, Gabby.
00:14:37Why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend?
00:14:39What?
00:14:40Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:14:41You really thought I wouldn't find out?
00:14:42What?
00:14:43What?
00:14:44What?
00:14:45Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:14:46You really thought I wouldn't find out?
00:15:00Gabby.
00:15:03You okay?
00:15:04Do you care?
00:15:05Of course I do.
00:15:06You lied to me.
00:15:08Why?
00:15:09You're Audrey frickin' Wintersby.
00:15:12Wait, what?
00:15:13You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals.
00:15:18Like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a coal estate.
00:15:24Who told you?
00:15:25Doesn't matter.
00:15:26Coach is looking for you.
00:15:27Yeah, I'm coming.
00:15:28Gabby.
00:15:29I'm so sorry.
00:15:30I just want to end the gossip.
00:15:31Everyone thinks I hooked up with Eric.
00:15:32They're calling me take a thought.
00:15:33Okay, I didn't start that.
00:15:34But I also didn't stop it.
00:15:35And I hate myself for that.
00:15:36Let me make it up to you.
00:15:37How?
00:15:38Give me one chance.
00:15:39This Saturday.
00:15:40I'm studying for the decathlon.
00:15:41Skip it.
00:15:42I want to show you something no one gets to see.
00:15:46I say, well, well, no one gets to see.
00:15:50Look, I'm studying for the decathlon.
00:15:55How?
00:15:57Give me one chance.
00:15:59This Saturday.
00:16:01I'm studying for the decathlon.
00:16:03Skip it!
00:16:05I want to show you something no one gets to see.
00:16:07No tricks.
00:16:09Just the truth.
00:16:13If you're lying, I swear to God.
00:16:25I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is.
00:16:33Relax.
00:16:35It's just where I live.
00:16:37It's not who I am.
00:16:39You say that, but I just pass a tennis quote with your name on it.
00:16:41Can you have a butler?
00:16:45Okay, technically my parents do,
00:16:47but, yeah, Norman likes me better,
00:16:49so I...
00:17:13Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:17:15I was lonely.
00:17:17And...
00:17:19I wanted to make friends.
00:17:21And I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:23I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:27It's not all that.
00:17:29Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloan.
00:17:33Mmm.
00:17:35So what are you gonna do?
00:17:37I'm gonna take her down.
00:17:39How?
00:17:41You wanna know another secret?
00:17:43I'm actually really good at tennis.
00:17:45No way!
00:17:47No way!
00:17:49I could teach you.
00:17:51Girls' Day.
00:17:52And a vendetta.
00:17:53And that's rich.
00:17:55Yeah.
00:17:57She did that on purpose!
00:17:59She looked me dead in the eye,
00:18:01You
00:18:23She did that on purpose she looked me dead in the eye and BAM
00:18:27I barely know how to hold a racket. You can ask Abby. I missed like five in a row
00:18:33She looked me dead in the eyes. It's called eye contact Sloan. It's a basic social skill
00:18:42I smile a lot. It's polite enough
00:18:47This isn't court TV miss Smith
00:18:51Do you really expect me to believe that you're just an uncoordinated students who?
00:18:56Accidentally hit another girl in the face with a tennis ball. You should definitely believe that I'm
00:19:06Tragically unathletic liar. You're wearing like three different brands of lipstick, and I'm the criminal
00:19:16Listen here Rose Smith consider this your strike one
00:19:21Three strikes and you're out
00:19:26Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:19:31Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:19:36Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:19:39What did you say on this on the ground? Oh, I've been looking for this
00:19:44Eric, please I'm just trying to live a normal life. I please don't yeah your secrets safe with me
00:19:55Just like best friends
00:20:00Okay, thank you swear
00:20:05Okay, thank you swear
00:20:07So you want to sit together lunch I already made plans to sit with gab
00:20:17Eric she didn't say those things about you. That was just Sloan doing a gossip gene right now figures
00:20:24Pinky swear
00:20:25Pinky swear
00:20:27Awesome
00:20:29Awesome
00:20:30Awesome
00:20:31But the point being
00:20:38Eric knows you didn't say anything and that it was all Sloan's gossip chain
00:20:43Oh my god
00:20:45I'm so relieved
00:20:50So you and Eric are hanging out now
00:20:52Just friends
00:20:56Promise
00:20:57What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:00What are you talking about?
00:21:02Why are you being such a bitch?
00:21:04Look who's talking
00:21:06You tormented Gabby
00:21:08You torment everyone
00:21:10Actually you are the massive bitch
00:21:13Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?
00:21:15Since forever
00:21:16I have no idea what I was thinking hanging out with you
00:21:21Oh please you loved it
00:21:23You loved every second of it
00:21:25I tolerated it
00:21:26Because I thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and ego
00:21:31Oh honey your halo it's slipping
00:21:34And yours was always fake
00:21:37You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you
00:21:54And by the way your taste is abhorrent
00:21:58Okay, I don't know what that means
00:22:00But it better mean awesome
00:22:02It means it sucks
00:22:04Says the homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum
00:22:08Says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat
00:22:11Okay, well you think you're better than me
00:22:13Because you have some pity followers and Chasen said hi to you?
00:22:16I've always been better than you
00:22:17I was just too polite to say it
00:22:29This is war, Rose Smith
00:22:32Bring it on
00:22:34You bitch
00:22:43You bitch
00:23:04Hey
00:23:13Hey
00:23:14Hey
00:23:15I need to ask you something
00:23:16It's kind of important
00:23:18No, it's really, it's actually kind of lame
00:23:21What's up?
00:23:23I was hoping
00:23:25I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis
00:23:30After hitting Sloan in the face I could really use the help
00:23:33I can, yeah, definitely coach you
00:23:36Cool
00:23:37After school?
00:23:39After school
00:23:41Yeah
00:23:42It's a date
00:23:43It's a date
00:23:50Yeah
00:23:51I can't do it
00:24:03I can't do it
00:24:04I can't do it
00:24:06Like this
00:24:07Like this
00:24:08Okay
00:24:09Like this
00:24:10Okay
00:24:11Like that
00:24:12Okay
00:24:13Okay
00:24:14Mm-hmm
00:24:15Ready?
00:24:16Mm-hmm
00:24:17You should join the dentist team.
00:24:29You know, I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:38Hey.
00:24:47You bitch.
00:24:54You won't get away with this.
00:25:07Whoops.
00:25:08Looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:17What the hell?
00:25:33No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:25:34You've got to be kidding me.
00:25:35Oh, my God.
00:25:57Oh, my God.
00:25:58Oh, my God.
00:26:00Oh, my God.
00:26:02Oh, my God.
00:26:08What are you doing?
00:26:22Rose Smith.
00:26:24Why are you half dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:27Someone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:29Now, go get dressed.
00:26:39Checkmate.
00:26:45Here.
00:26:47Take this.
00:26:48It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:53I owe you one.
00:26:55Again.
00:26:56Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:57I'm reliable.
00:26:59Oh, my God.
00:27:07Eric.
00:27:09Huh.
00:27:10I don't even know what that means.
00:27:12He likes you.
00:27:13He doesn't even know me.
00:27:14Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:19Maybe.
00:27:20Hey, Lord.
00:27:25What happened to you?
00:27:26I'll explain in the car.
00:27:28Long day.
00:27:30Are you okay?
00:27:31Yeah.
00:27:32Oh, my God.
00:27:33There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:35Gross older guy?
00:27:36Even better.
00:27:37This is going to ruin her.
00:27:40Ew.
00:27:40Ew.
00:27:40Ew.
00:27:40Ew.
00:27:40Settle down, settle down, everybody.
00:27:53People.
00:27:55This is the first away game of the season.
00:27:58Remember, you're representing the school.
00:28:00Mind if I sit here?
00:28:14Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:16Hey, Rose.
00:28:29Mm-hmm.
00:28:30Save a new seat.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:33No, you don't.
00:28:34Okay.
00:28:36Jason.
00:28:38You're saying about me?
00:28:39Sorry, Eric.
00:28:43On the way back?
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:44Okay.
00:28:44Sure.
00:29:04Boopie.
00:29:05I'm going to sit right here.
00:29:07On my man's lap.
00:29:09Sloan, seriously?
00:29:10There's no room.
00:29:17Everyone!
00:29:18I have an announcement to make.
00:29:20I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:22And Audrey Rose Wintersby's going to be there.
00:29:25Better show up.
00:29:36So, you're going to go?
00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:39Why not?
00:29:41I'll be going.
00:29:43Well, okay then.
00:29:45I'll go.
00:29:53Listen.
00:29:54You want Chase, and I want Rose, so...
00:29:57Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:30:00Exactly.
00:30:01I got a plan.
00:30:02All right.
00:30:17Here we go.
00:30:18This was a mistake.
00:30:19I don't belong here.
00:30:21Yes, yes, you do.
00:30:22You're with me.
00:30:23That's my point.
00:30:24See, Eric is here.
00:30:26I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:27Oh, come here.
00:30:30This could be a turning point.
00:30:33Just stick with me, okay?
00:30:40Okay.
00:30:41You ready?
00:30:42Oh, yes.
00:30:42Oh, look.
00:30:47Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:50I found it.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:53Hi.
00:30:54Hi.
00:30:55No, thank you.
00:30:57I don't drink.
00:30:59Of course you don't.
00:31:01So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:07Oh, my God.
00:31:09You are virgins.
00:31:10Shut up, son.
00:31:11Stop being a jerk.
00:31:13Okay.
00:31:14How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah.
00:31:17Truth or dare.
00:31:18Truth or dare.
00:31:20Oh, Gabby to Eric.
00:31:27Truth or dare.
00:31:29Eric, truth or dare.
00:31:32Truth.
00:31:40Oh, my God.
00:31:41Come on, Gabby.
00:31:42We don't have all night.
00:31:43What's your favorite color?
00:31:45Okay, what kind of question is that?
00:31:48Blue?
00:31:48Virgin.
00:31:50Sloan.
00:31:51What?
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:55Ooh.
00:31:56Eric to Rose.
00:31:58Okay.
00:32:00Rose, truth or dare.
00:32:02Dare.
00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:05Wait, what?
00:32:07Come on, Rose.
00:32:09Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:12Rose.
00:32:13Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:15Rose.
00:32:16Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:18What the hell?
00:32:27Hey.
00:32:27Watch your ass.
00:32:29Oh, yeah.
00:32:30What are you gonna do about it?
00:32:35No, Gabby.
00:32:36Wait.
00:32:36Let her go.
00:32:38If you chase her, she's just gonna be more embarrassed.
00:32:41Okay.
00:32:42Chasen.
00:32:43You're up.
00:32:44Truth or dare.
00:32:45Dare.
00:32:45Dare.
00:32:46I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:54Rose.
00:32:56Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:33:01I'd love to.
00:33:02Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:26Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:29Oh, my God.
00:33:31Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:39Shit.
00:33:41Oh.
00:33:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:42I didn't.
00:33:43I thought that's.
00:33:43I forgot.
00:33:44The door wasn't.
00:33:44I.
00:33:47Hi.
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00:34:28Oh, God.
00:34:59Wait, what?
00:35:01Rose has an old sugar daddy?
00:35:04Gross.
00:35:06What?
00:35:07It's true. I've seen you together.
00:35:09He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:35:12I have photos.
00:35:15He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:18There is an even bigger secret.
00:35:25I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:27Eric?
00:35:36I know who that man is.
00:35:39He's her dad.
00:35:41Come on, you guys. Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:43Remember, Rose?
00:35:45You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:47Yeah, that was a really fun day.
00:35:50Oh, my God, shut up! They're lying!
00:35:54Eric?
00:35:56Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:36:02Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:03Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:06Let's be more than friends.
00:36:08Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:10Please.
00:36:11I wonder if I want to make it harder.
00:36:12Hey, stop! Stop!
00:36:13Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole!
00:36:15Here we go.
00:36:16Oh, shit!
00:36:21What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:24Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up.
00:36:27She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:30You're a liar. You don't even know her.
00:36:32Yeah, I do, asshole!
00:36:33No.
00:36:34She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:36Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:39She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:49She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:51Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:54Oh, my God.
00:36:57Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:36:59Huh?
00:37:12I can't do this anymore.
00:37:13Everyone is so evil.
00:37:14They're horrible.
00:37:16Unlike you.
00:37:20Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:24No, forget it.
00:37:25Forget everything.
00:37:27You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:29I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:31He's an asshole.
00:37:33But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37Yeah.
00:37:38He was just kidding.
00:37:40Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:44Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:49Come on, just say yes.
00:37:55Okay.
00:37:56Okay.
00:38:03Where I was.
00:38:04Early for my first real date.
00:38:09Hello?
00:38:10This is Rachel from Shape LV.
00:38:11Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:13But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.
00:38:17Mm.
00:38:187 p.m.
00:38:19Oh.
00:38:20Okay.
00:38:21Thanks.
00:38:22Understand the assignment?
00:38:23Good.
00:38:24How?
00:38:25How?
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00:38:56How?
00:38:57How?
00:38:58I hiding room.
00:39:04How?
00:39:05How?
00:39:09Jason.
00:39:10I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:20I've been still.
00:39:22Hey.
00:39:23Rose.
00:39:24Small world.
00:39:25What are you doing here?
00:39:26I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:32No, that's weird, because, um, I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:41What?
00:39:42You mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure, go ahead.
00:39:45Um.
00:39:46I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:59She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really?
00:40:02I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:12What?
00:40:13I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:19I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse, I know.
00:40:23But, um, look, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:28What?
00:40:29I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:40:31But, but, um, I have dinner with you.
00:40:36Yeah, it's fine, be my guest.
00:40:38It's Jason.
00:40:40He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:43What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin, and he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.
00:40:50No.
00:40:53I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:40:55You okay?
00:40:57Yeah.
00:41:00You okay?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:26What?
00:41:26Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:31I've been so stupid.
00:41:38I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40It's probably for the best.
00:41:41That guy's a pig.
00:41:43Yeah.
00:41:44It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:58Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:00Yeah.
00:42:01Yeah, sure.
00:42:02Let's go.
00:42:14What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:30Hello?
00:42:31Hello?
00:42:32I don't care.
00:42:34Well, you will.
00:42:36And you're going to beat Salon.
00:42:38And you're going to ace this.
00:42:40Oh, no.
00:42:42What now?
00:42:44Sloan posted this.
00:42:48Jason and Sloan?
00:42:50They were together last night.
00:42:52And they're going to prom together.
00:42:57But he said he liked me.
00:42:59Hey, Virgin.
00:43:14Did you hear the news?
00:43:16Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:18And we're going to prom together.
00:43:20Hmm.
00:43:21Hmm.
00:43:22That's a lie.
00:43:23Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:26Oh.
00:43:27Big word for the little virgin.
00:43:28Enough.
00:43:29Sloan.
00:43:30I'm done.
00:43:31Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:37You're just a low rent slut.
00:43:39Everyone knows it.
00:43:40And no one seems to care.
00:43:41And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:42Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:43Because I don't believe it.
00:43:44And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:45Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:00You take that back.
00:44:01Or what?
00:44:02You take that back.
00:44:03Or what?
00:44:04You take that back.
00:44:05Or what?
00:44:10You take that back.
00:44:11Or what?
00:44:12Beans fight.
00:44:13Beans fight.
00:44:14Beans fight.
00:44:15Beans fight.
00:44:16Beans fight.
00:44:17Beans fight.
00:44:18Beans fight.
00:44:19Beans fight.
00:44:20Beans fight.
00:44:21Beans fight.
00:44:22Girls!
00:44:25Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:27Ow, ow.
00:44:28Ow, my foot.
00:44:29Oh my god, I think she broke my butt!
00:44:33Rose!
00:44:35This school has a zero-tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:40Third strike.
00:44:41You're out.
00:44:42Expelled.
00:44:45Now go get your things.
00:44:46But...
00:44:48I didn't touch her. I didn't touch you!
00:44:51I said go!
00:44:54You heard the man go!
00:44:59You heard the man go!
00:45:07And?
00:45:09Expelled.
00:45:12But the Academy Decathlon...
00:45:15We're gonna be disqualified.
00:45:18I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:20You stupid, idiotic, dead-witted bitch!
00:45:33What?
00:45:34You heard me?
00:45:35You were jealous of No's, and because of that, I'm not gonna go to college.
00:45:39Oh, honey. You were never going to college. You're too stupid.
00:45:44Says a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:47Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:57Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:59No!
00:46:02You Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:10Gabby, wait.
00:46:13I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:15A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:18We're disqualified.
00:46:20Rose, you got yourself kicked off the team, and now we've lost.
00:46:23But I tried.
00:46:25No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:28I don't get to go to college.
00:46:30And it's all because of you.
00:46:32But...
00:46:33You...
00:46:35and your drama.
00:46:37Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:47That was so hot.
00:46:53You still rang.
00:46:55You didn't want to be a normal person.
00:46:56So, I'm sorry.
00:46:59I thought it was fine.
00:47:00Just put this money.
00:47:01Yeah.
00:47:02I'm sorry.
00:47:03You were watching our alright.
00:47:04You were watching.
00:47:06I was jumping out!
00:47:08I was just thinking...
00:47:10What's wrong?
00:47:11You were trying to watch this.
00:47:13The TV show is that you were counting out,
00:47:15you were ready to watch this video.
00:47:16I was hoping that you were thinking about it.
00:47:18You were watching.
00:47:22You were watching this video.
00:47:23Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:53How did you find out?
00:48:01Eric told me.
00:48:03Tell me.
00:48:05Tell me!
00:48:07She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:13Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:15I was going to, but then the whole date thing happened and you and Sloan happened.
00:48:22And then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:30I didn't sleep with Sloan.
00:48:32She drugged me.
00:48:34And the date thing was a setup.
00:48:37Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloan had.
00:48:41They set me up too.
00:48:43I'm sorry.
00:48:52Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:57Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:48:59I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.
00:49:05And I wanted you to like me.
00:49:09For me.
00:49:10And not because of what I am.
00:49:13Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:15I'm crazy about you too.
00:49:19You're so beautiful.
00:49:25You were so beautiful.
00:49:46Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:16You weren't going to go kill me at all?
00:50:29Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:42Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah.
00:50:46Pretty much.
00:50:49And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:53Okay.
00:51:07What?
00:51:07You're different when you're like this.
00:51:22Like what?
00:51:23Yourself.
00:51:29I know our new dates can feel this special.
00:51:33Who did I?
00:51:37I don't want it to end.
00:51:42It doesn't have to.
00:52:00I'm a virgin.
00:52:07I love you, Rose.
00:52:24I love you, too.
00:52:27I love you, too.
00:52:57I love you, too.
00:52:58I love you, too.
00:52:58I love you, too.
00:53:13I worked up an appetite.
00:53:16So how was it?
00:53:21It was amazing.
00:53:26Hey, do I look different?
00:53:29No, you look beautiful.
00:53:39I have something important to ask you.
00:53:42Uh-oh. What?
00:53:44Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:56Will you go to the prom with me?
00:54:00Jason, I can't.
00:54:05I was expelled.
00:54:07What?
00:54:09Fuck.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:12And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:16So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:32Hey, Jason.
00:54:33Hey.
00:54:35How's Rose?
00:54:37Bummed?
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:40I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:43Yeah.
00:54:45Thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:48Well...
00:54:50Maybe.
00:54:53Might not be a bad idea.
00:55:07I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:12Yes, indeed, I am aware.
00:55:14But...
00:55:15I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:19Are we ready to leave?
00:55:22Hey, Gabby.
00:55:23Rose.
00:55:24Get over here right away.
00:55:25Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:27Wait, what?
00:55:28What happened?
00:55:32Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:34Something happened to Jason.
00:55:35Quick, Jason.
00:55:46Jason.
00:55:47Where's Jason?
00:55:48Where's Jason?
00:55:49Where's Jason?
00:55:50Oh, give me Rose.
00:55:51She's so beautiful.
00:55:52Ahem.
00:55:57People.
00:55:58Everyone.
00:55:59I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:03Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:06Oh, my God.
00:56:07Oh, my God.
00:56:08Is she doing here?
00:56:09That's really old people.
00:56:11Oh, my God.
00:56:12Give me that.
00:56:13Jason.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:15Jason.
00:56:17Hang on.
00:56:18Hang on.
00:56:19Hang on.
00:56:20Hang on.
00:56:21Hang on.
00:56:22Hang on.
00:56:23Hang on.
00:56:24Hang on.
00:56:25Hang on.
00:56:26Hang on.
00:56:27Hang on.
00:56:28Hang on.
00:56:29Hang on.
00:56:30Hang on.
00:56:31Hang on.
00:56:32Hang on.
00:56:33Hang on.
00:56:34Hang on.
00:56:35Hang on.
00:56:36Hang on.
00:56:37Hang on.
00:56:38Hang on.
00:56:39Hang on.
00:56:40Hang on.
00:56:41Hang on.
00:56:42Hang on.
00:56:43Hang on.
00:56:44Hang on.
00:56:45Hang on.
00:56:46Hang on.
00:56:47Hang on.
00:56:48what the no everyone turn it off turn off the videos you see it was Sloan that was being
00:57:00violent that day not Rose and Sloan drug chasing to make it look like they slept together and she
00:57:06also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room you bitch security please escort Sloan to my
00:57:13office no please don't get off me do not touch me do you know how much I am work okay it's time to
00:57:29crown this year's prom king and prom queen first the prom king is chasing gray
00:57:43and now the moments you've all been waiting for this year's prom queen is
00:57:51Audrey Rose Winterspeed
00:57:58come on get up there Rose
00:58:00congratulations thank you hi I know how difficult your teenage years can be
00:58:28no matter who you are between school family social media or gossip bullies and mean girls
00:58:38this time can be exceptionally painful but for all the lows there are some amazing highs
00:58:49friends laughter basketball games and hot fudge sundays I mean let's face it high school can be
00:58:56the best time the best time of our lives but remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are
00:59:06because every single one of you is special and now I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage
00:59:15I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen
00:59:26she's smart and funny and charitable and loyal nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff
00:59:35hey
00:59:47wanna dance
01:00:02get lost asshole
01:00:07everyone
01:00:13all right all right I know you want to get back to dancing
01:00:17but let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence
01:00:21we are proud to announce that Gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship
01:00:27and academic scholarship
01:00:34Gabby all that hard work is paid off congratulations
01:00:38congratulations
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01:00:39go
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01:01:04And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.