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00:00This is what happens when you get a fish on your bobber.
00:04Um, I'm a bobber.
00:26So I'm sitting here getting ready to wash my truck.
00:28When I notice something down at the bottom of the driveway.
00:35So it looks like somebody was on their way to the mailbox.
00:38Probably to pick up Rock Auto parts.
00:39It just absolutely ate shit.
00:42Right here.
00:43Absolutely ate it.
00:45Even lost a shoe.
00:47I hope they're okay.
00:49Looks like it hurt.
00:51Really bad.
00:52Your daughter might be cool, but can't she do this?
00:55Yeah, yeah.
00:55Yeah, yeah.
00:56Yeah, boy.
00:58Guess my fragrance.
01:02I don't know.
01:03What is it?
01:04A layered.
01:05Oh, you naughty boy.
01:07Trying to confuse me.
01:08Oh, you don't do that.
01:11Layered fragrance.
01:16One second.
01:16One second.
01:18For anyone who is wondering what the TikTok to Instagram Reels timeline is, they just got
01:35that I'm looking for a man in finance.
01:42Vogue picture.
01:44It's on my boards.
01:45When you were too busy crying to Lana and then you realized.
02:12Go.
02:13Guys, it's not coming off.
02:30What do you mean it's not coming off?
02:33Dad?
02:34Yeah?
02:34Why there's water on him?
02:36I don't know.
02:36I don't know.
02:37This is just how he came to the table.
02:39Dean?
02:39Why are you covered in water?
02:41Okay.
02:42Get up here!
02:43Let's dance!
02:44Let's dance!
02:45Let's dance!
02:46Let's dance!
02:47Ah!
02:48Ah!
02:49Ah!
02:50Ah!
02:51Ah!
02:52Ah!
02:53Ah!
02:54Ah!
02:55Ah!
02:56Ah!
02:57Ah!
02:58Ah!
02:59Ah!
03:00Ah!
03:02Oh you think you can use the generationardiガja?
03:03Ah, you're not coming off.
03:04aremos June.
03:05Oh selenka?
03:06Are you covered in water?
03:07No.
03:08I'm free with water.
03:09Oh.
03:10Ah.
03:11Okay.
03:12Get up here.
03:13Let's dance!
03:21Let's dance!
03:25what we're staying at inside out headquarters look at this thing
03:36welcome to the memory room how did you get in here yellow can you guess whose room this is
03:47her face is literally on the wall isn't it so cute a circle bed a circle bed
03:54i thought they only came in rectangles can you guess what room this is i don't know but it makes
04:01me feel all warm and fuzzy inside are you feeling less anxious well as a matter of fact i am look at
04:09how soft everything is and the words of affirmation i don't know it makes me feel comfortable this
04:15one's mine i guess i'll sleep in joy's room then you probably should you could use a little bit of
04:19the tonight me you it's going down this is the wildest thing i've ever seen in the house now
04:27this is where all the core memories are stored oh riley's yes yes true mine are here speaking of
04:35core memories i think we're making one this is actually one of airbnb's icon stays and they
04:42have really outdone themselves i always knew i was iconic this is a restroom a restroom yeah it's
04:51where you rest oh it's like a room full of emotions that is what this house is all about so
04:59oh i get it this is the tower that we saw yeah you know why it took all the way up the first
05:05spot of stairs to figure that one out does this room make you angry not really i kind of like it
05:11i know this is spears room because i'm also scared of top riders
05:19okay this room's not really that scary to me except for that top rider
05:25oh sadness's room is cute i think you're gonna like this next one what is it hunger
05:34hey no way it's the headquarters oh my goodness you get an amazing view yeah right here and that one too
05:48no way what did you do i don't know i think i did something bad
05:56i like you happy sad happy sad happy sad happy sad angry
06:06let's leave her happy now this right here this is a core memory
06:12could you pass me that you want to go to switzerland what are you eating right now
06:20pilates girl do you have an iphone charger aunt carla no what an iphone charger she passed away
06:27hey you having a good day yeah how about now
06:37how about now
06:40oh
06:44oh
06:49oh
06:51oh
06:53oh
06:55oh
06:57oh
06:59oh
07:01oh
07:11oh
07:12oh
07:13oh
07:14oh
07:15oh
07:16oh
07:17oh
07:18oh
07:19oh
07:20oh
07:21oh
07:22oh
07:23oh
07:24oh
07:25oh
07:26oh
07:27oh
07:28oh
07:29oh
07:30I'm sorry, will you forgive me?
07:31Yeah.
07:32I love you.
07:38Put it back.
07:39I can't.
07:39Put your hand back right now.
07:40No, I'm driving.
07:41Now.
07:46Happy?
07:47Yeah.
07:48Good.
07:56You trying to fight?
08:00I ain't got my glasses.
08:05How much are these?
08:06$9.99.
08:12You think I can get some bitches with these?
08:15She's a redhead.
08:16Where?
08:17He's bald with a big nose.
08:18Where?
08:19He's evil and sweet at the same time.
08:21Where?
08:22She's highly trained in mixed martial arts.
08:24Where?
08:25He has four kids.
08:26Where?
08:27He has an army of minions.
08:28Where?
08:29She carries a lipstick taser.
08:31Where?
08:32From Elena.
08:33Of course everyone thinks I'm black.
08:35Literally no one's ever said that.
08:39Oh dear.
08:53I know.
08:54I know.
08:55I know.
08:56I know.
08:57I know.
08:58I know.
08:59But I know.
09:00I know.
09:00I know.
09:01I know.
09:02I know.
09:03There you go.
09:06Flamingo.
09:07That's not a flamingo.
09:08Flamingo!
09:09Make her disappear just like poop, then she's gone
09:25Addicted, don't know
09:39I searched for my spark and I found it
09:42Everybody in the crowd start bouncing
09:44Think you can stop what we do, I doubt it
09:47We got the energy, we tell you all about it
09:50Are you ready?
09:52Yes, I'm recording
09:53Oh my god, Alyssa
09:56Your freaking shirt was up your ass crack
10:00Oh
10:09Whoa
10:14Whoa
10:39Some people don't know this, but in Texas we got some dolphins and fresh water
10:47It's so nice
10:49I'm just candy, it's my dad
10:56One of my favorite fruits, the humble banana
11:00It's tasty and also a deadly weapon
11:03Trail mix
11:08You mean M&M's with obstacles?
11:11Ha ha
11:12Every second, every minute, man I swear that she can get it
11:29Say if you a fat bitch, put your hands up high
11:32Hands up high, hands up high
11:35Tell them them that life's downright
11:38Hey, what's your name?
11:39Zanay
11:39No, no, what's your real name?
11:41Zanay
11:42No, what's your real real name?
11:45Bob
11:45What's your name?
11:47George
11:47What's your name?
11:48Oh my God, you're a real name?
11:53Mrs.
11:54fuckin'
11:55Mark
11:56I'm a real name
11:56in Japan
11:59That's what I'm going for
12:00Thanks
12:01Okay, you're my name
12:01Wait, you're going to go there
12:02You're going to go there
12:02And you're going to go there
12:03We're going to go there
12:03And you're going to go
12:03What's your name?
12:04The end of the day
12:04We're going to go there
12:05I'm looking for a man in finance trust fund six
12:34I'm looking for a girl that closes her mouth when she chose no food in the
12:45corners of her mouth big boobs I'm so sorry man this flavor sucks
13:04hello okay yeah I know the kids are in school tomorrow where do you want to go
13:17Alta yeah Chick-fil-a is right across the street
13:26yeah no she won't care she'll be in school
13:30yeah and then we can go to the drum place if you want
13:36frozen yogurt hell yeah
13:41all right yeah then we can go look at dogs pet some
13:49depending on what type
14:01so depending on the type of blender that you have you might need to strain it but
14:20this blender is pretty powerful so we don't need to strain it at all
14:35oh my lord maybe y'all ain't getting a agua de piña
14:42agua fresca video oh my lord oh my god
14:49okay this lord
14:56this can't be real
15:06I'm gonna do what I tell my children
15:14it's the devil that's trying me jesus help me
15:21okay
15:41dad dad you're all good
15:43wow guys thank you so much
15:49do you think do you like my faces
15:52I think I look
15:54I think I look beautiful guys
15:57you lie
15:59so
16:03oh my gosh
16:05you are not putting that on his head
16:08yeah actually no more
16:10it's like
16:11I don't want to waste this
16:14I want to save it
16:15for other
16:16because this one might be
16:18guys I gotta tell you this is
16:20spa music I hear in the background
16:25and
16:266 20 a.m.
16:30this is the way
16:31with my ipad
16:32with your ipad
16:33this is the way to start off
16:35father's day
16:36where do you put the lid
16:38absolutely nothing happens
16:44there is just bubbles
16:45bubbles and foam
16:49good for you
16:51if you want to swim in foam
16:53what are husbands doing
17:00I thought they were taking them on a walk
17:02I thought they were taking them on a walk
17:02look at all those strollers
17:04between the two of us we had five boys in like what three months apart
17:11I have to see if they're going
17:12so it's 30 by 27
17:16what are you doing
17:18what
17:20what are you doing
17:21I thought you were taking them on a walk
17:22kind of
17:25don't worry about it
17:26move them outside
17:28no but honestly
17:30I thought you were going on a walk
17:31you said go outside
17:33the break we get of watching them
17:36they're 20 minutes a piece
17:37why is everything always a game with these two
17:40they got a whole team
17:45everyone else is like chilling
17:47taking a nap
17:48do you have any idea
17:51and then it's like a chalk
17:52do you think they're going to paint something on the sidewalk
17:54are you painting something
17:57I'm not going to paint the driveway
18:00okay
18:00what in the world
18:02they're all very content
18:05yeah probably
18:06they have tan legs
18:07what's happening
18:09do you get it yet
18:12no
18:12can you even push all of them at one time
18:15no you don't push them at one time
18:18a line
18:21oh that looks like a two
18:22you're so right
18:23so we start from that side
18:26oh you're starting over there
18:27zero zero
18:28nice
18:36go right
18:40oh
18:42that's a one point
18:44go go go
18:47stop stop stop stop stop stop
18:49oh it's good
18:50you can't be doing that
18:57don't hit me
18:58okay
19:04what
19:09what
19:10Moses I'm not yet
19:21good face
19:23I wasn't ready
19:25bro what
19:30oh yeah
19:32do you even say
19:34do anything
19:35okay ready
19:36you didn't make us laugh
19:43I was just trying to make you look sped
19:46rawr
19:49dan if you have to poop
19:53you can use the downstairs bathroom
19:54I don't have to poop
19:56what
19:56you can use whatever bathroom you want
19:58I don't care
19:58it's the one upstairs
19:59dan told me he's really hot
20:02can you guys turn the air out
20:03I'm not
20:04yeah
20:04I'm not hot
20:05dan's really hungry
20:07can we stop somewhere
20:08I'm not hungry
20:09I'm fine
20:10alright
20:10you can do that
20:11dan's scared to say
20:18but his salmon's undercooked
20:19can you put it back on the grill
20:21your dad made it
20:22no it's not
20:22I like it
20:23it's actually really good
20:24if you don't like my mom's crab cakes
20:27you don't have to eat it
20:27you don't have to shove it down your throat
20:29dan didn't you just tell me you hate this game
20:37what
20:38no I like badmint
20:39it's fun
20:39I like it a lot
20:40we don't have to play if you don't want to
20:42I wanna
20:42I wanna play
20:44I like playing
20:44dan told me earlier you guys need better kayaks
20:48really
20:48no I did not
20:50I didn't
20:50I think that one fits in perfectly
20:51I like to use kayaks
20:53mm-hmm
20:53mm-hmm
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