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Fun House
  • 6/15/2025
Funny Classic Cartoon Show 112

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Fun
Transcript
00:00And don't you remember your lazy no-good gallivatin' loafer?
00:03You stay right there on that nest while I'm over playing bridge with the girls.
00:05Yes, I say yes, lambie pie.
00:08If you dare leave that egg uncovered for so much as one minute,
00:10I'll put more lumps on that fat head of yours than there are in a bride's mashed potatoes.
00:14Yes, my love.
00:16And don't you forget it!
00:17No dreamboat. Tugboat, that is.
00:20Don't I say, don't trump your partner's full house, honey bun.
00:23Huh!
00:26Oh, that woman. Got a mouth like an outboard motor.
00:29All the time.
00:35I hate, I say, I hate this egg sitting.
00:37It's like backing into a bracelet bit.
00:39You get bored.
00:42Well, put them all together and they spell mother.
00:45Here's a present for you, Mother McCree.
00:53Why, I say why, you?
00:55You better not get off on that egg,
00:57or I will tell your old lady.
00:59Toodaloo, murder.
01:02You know, I say, you know,
01:03if I could get someone to mine this egg for a spell,
01:06I'd go over and pay that dog a little social call.
01:09I'm a chicken hawk,
01:11and I've got, ooh, such a thirst for chicken,
01:13I'm gonna hunt me one Indian style.
01:17Ooh, there's the biggest chicken ever I've seen!
01:24for a minute i say for a minute there i thought i'd become a mother
01:32this boy's making more noise than a couple of skeletons throwing a fit on a tin roof
01:42well i say what's all the hooping and hollering about boy
01:46now hold on i say hold on there sit pretty you don't want me no too old and tough hard as a
02:02picnic egg what you want's a little tender chicken like the one in this deep freeze all you gotta do
02:07is sit on it a while and thaw it out say boy you cover i say you cover about as much as a flapper
02:12skirt and a high wind
02:16no boy don't do it
02:34now i say put down that mallet boy that's no way to hatch out a chicken
02:39oh i'm tired sitting on this old egg i want a chicken now
02:42hmm well maybe that's a slow hatching egg but i've got i say i've got a fast hatching one right here
02:48but it's gotta have plenty of heat pay attention to me boy i'm not just talking to hear my head roar
02:56now the best thing for you to do is take it over and slip it under that warm dog
03:00oh okay we go
03:03smart boy got a mind like a steel trap full of mice
03:09i hope it doesn't take long to hatch
03:12where's my chicken i heard it hatch out
03:18chicken hey what's going on here what's this all about
03:22that chicken over there told me you hatched my egg out for me
03:25oh he did did he
03:26well i got news for you buster
03:28he played a joke on us
03:30but we'll fix him
03:32we'll play a joke right back on him
03:34now what you do is go over there and when you get there you tell him the second
03:37quick quick hurry look look very quick over there look
03:42who what where where where uh what where where where i say where where where who
03:46what i say what i don't see nothing
03:49my egg my egg's gone where's my egg here egg egg egg
03:55here nice going buster now we'll fix that fat cluck
04:01hello uh leave me talk to mrs leghorn please
04:07if the mrs comes back and finds it gone
04:11oh what she'll do to me
04:14yeah yeah that's right mrs leghorn
04:19he's decided to nest
04:20oh you'll be right over
04:21i got it
04:31i got it
04:32i say i got it
04:34he got it
04:37me got in you now chicken
04:42hold on i say hold on there pale face
04:44me no pale face me indian
04:46me he'd stealth you
04:47now wait a minute ball you ain't no indian
04:49why you couldn't hurt nobody with that teeny little tomahawk
04:53i could i say i could be wrong