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  • 6 days ago
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00:00Hey.
00:02Hey.
00:04What is that?
00:06What is what?
00:07The hey.
00:08That's twice. That's two hey's.
00:10Do you have any other words in your vocabulary?
00:12What's wrong with hey?
00:13It reeks of awkward subtext.
00:15You spent the night in my bed.
00:16There was cuddling, and then you snuck out before dawn to even have to face me,
00:19which I must say is a total lame guy move that I did not appreciate.
00:23Now with the hey's? Seriously?
00:24I mean, I may have been some pathetic, insecure mess after the party,
00:28but do not mistake that for me being a pushover,
00:30because I do not let guys mess with my head anymore.
00:33I heard your mom in the morning.
00:34I didn't want to get you in trouble, so I went out the window.
00:36You went out the window? Well, another lame guy move.
00:38Your mom's the sheriff.
00:40And as for the hey's, I'm pretty sure it's what I've said to you every day since the first grade.
00:47Trying to read something into it?
00:48Lame girl move.

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