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00:00One word, we are back. Well, actually that's three words, but we're not splitting heirs as we're bringing you the best unseen action from the first week in the Love Island Villa.
00:11And talking of heirs.
00:12I need to shave your age.
00:14Things are moving fast.
00:16They've been in the villa less than seven days already. We've seen more than our fair share of dumping.
00:24Trumping.
00:27Bumping.
00:29Screaming.
00:31And things are going bump in the night.
00:34Are you ready?
00:36So sit down.
00:37Oh, it's sunk in.
00:38Oh, no.
00:38Not there.
00:40And enjoy an hour of unhaired action from the villa that's all killer, no filler.
00:45Well, almost no filler.
00:46You can get filler in your day.
00:48You can get filler in your willy.
00:49This is a Love Island on Team Max.
00:52Are you ready?
00:54Excuse me.
00:55Welcome to Love Island Unseen Bits.
01:14Some things may be new, but the principle of this show is exactly the same.
01:23I'm going to wet myself.
01:24I'm really sorry.
01:25We bring you a show packed with the finest unseen action from the villa.
01:29We are fixed to burst.
01:33I'm going to wet myself in a second.
01:36We're back and we're better than ever before.
01:40We're up and running.
01:45There's no stuff in the Indies.
01:46We've got a spring in our step.
01:49Oh, that's a trampoline, isn't it?
01:51Oh, stop.
01:52It's called to a trampoline, right?
01:53Our Islanders' teeth are shining and their tushes are shaking.
01:59As we settle down into some highbrow chat.
02:02I was 22.
02:03I'm so different now.
02:05Do you think your frontal lobe developed?
02:06My what?
02:07Do you not know what that is?
02:08No.
02:09Right, okay.
02:09So your frontal lobe, like...
02:10Here we go.
02:11It is a nerd talk.
02:13Oh, you are a nerd.
02:15So your frontal lobe, like, a part of your brain that develops when you're, like, 25.
02:19Stop.
02:20And your brain's not fully developed until then.
02:22So, like, people say when you're 25, like, your frontal lobe kicks in.
02:25And the men, like, you start realising, oh, he's a dickhead.
02:28Oh, is that why they're immature?
02:29When do theirs grow?
02:30When they're 30?
02:32They're probably a bit...
02:33They're not a bit immature.
02:36It's gonna be TV gold.
02:40Three, two, one.
02:41Let's go.
02:41But let's go right back to the beginning of time.
02:54Well, actually, just six days ago.
02:56And before the revamped villa had been stamped on by massive cocked wedges.
03:01It's a love fest.
03:03The revamped villa was looking fresh.
03:05It's a little bit.
03:07There's the beautiful bedrooms.
03:09It's a love fest.
03:11Done-up dressing rooms.
03:13The overhauled outside kitchen.
03:16Oh, yes.
03:17And an entirely new tube station.
03:20Slap bang in the middle of the villa.
03:22T.F.L. Transport for Love have finally finished that 1,334 kilometre line extension stretching
03:29all the way to the Yorker's brand new Loverpool Street station.
03:34Oh, everyone here's beautiful.
03:36Locked away at the carnivore.
03:38And the very first passengers to arrive on the Maya line were Shakira and Meg.
03:43I'm literally shaking a bit back.
03:47Ready?
03:48Let's run.
03:49Go.
03:49Let's go.
03:51Look at this.
03:51Because we're here, we look absolutely stunning.
03:53I know, too.
03:54I mean, we're the right choice.
03:56I know, exactly.
04:02I thought we were going to fall over.
04:03I know.
04:04We feel it's fun.
04:07This is a public service announcement on behalf of Transport for Love with all girls
04:11change here for a hideaway park corner.
04:16Are you an amazing?
04:18Oh, my goodness.
04:19Hello, darling.
04:20Megan?
04:21Megan?
04:21Megan?
04:21Megan?
04:22Megan?
04:22No!
04:23Megan?
04:23No!
04:24We should do, like, Megs and Megs.
04:26No, Megs and Megs.
04:27This is going to get confusing.
04:29Oh, God.
04:30It's going to get bloody confusing.
04:32Are we excited for the boys to come?
04:36I was about to ask, when are they getting here?
04:38Like, you know?
04:39Hello.
04:40Hello.
04:40Hello.
04:40Hello.
04:40Hello.
04:40Hello.
04:41Hello.
04:41Hello.
04:41Unfortunately, all the boys were delayed as there was a jammer on the mile line.
04:45As we say here at Transport for Love, see it, say it, scream it at the top of your lungs.
04:54Oh, it's going to the top of Ireland!
04:56Hello!
04:57And soon approaching Graffington Crescent was a whole bunch of New Islanders.
05:04Woo!
05:05Mind the chaps!
05:06Hello, hello, hello.
05:07Hello, hello.
05:08Hello, hello.
05:09Welcome to the villa.
05:10Hello.
05:11How are we getting on?
05:12Hello.
05:13What's happening, Maya?
05:14You all right?
05:15What's happening?
05:16You all right?
05:17What's happening?
05:18Let's find out if he's the one.
05:19Hello, Tommy.
05:20Hello, Tommy.
05:21How are you?
05:22How are you?
05:23How are you?
05:24Lovely to meet you.
05:25You too.
05:26The Love Island journey may have started on track when Ben was coupled up with Shakira,
05:31Dijon with Meg, Harry with Sophie, Blue with Alima, Connor with Helena, Tommy was with
05:38Megan.
05:39But as we now all know, most of them came off the rails.
05:43All change, please.
05:45Before I let them in my villa, I always invite the Islanders to my top secret TV studio for
05:51a little chat, which is in my loft.
05:53What's happening?
05:54What's happening?
05:55Oh.
05:56And here's some unseen bitch you didn't get to see the first time round.
06:00My shoe?
06:01Oh, no.
06:02I'm like, ooh, I, ja, ja.
06:05It just feels like it's like I'm on TV.
06:08You are, Meg.
06:09Here, catch this.
06:10I'm thinking, wow, I need it now.
06:16Oh, God.
06:19I'm excited.
06:21Sorry.
06:23I'm very excited.
06:25Wow, wow, wow.
06:28Hit me like a triple caffeine kicking.
06:30Am I on fire or am I just trippin'?
06:32Like, when I say I'm single, I'm single with 15 men on my phone.
06:38My little one doing that has got a bing, bing, bing, bing.
06:42I'm thinking, wow.
06:44Every single red flag I see, I'm like, yeah, that'll be fun.
06:47I'm looking forward to all the snogging in the villa, but the only thing I'm not looking
06:52forward to is my Nan watching me.
06:54I think that a guy shouldn't take a food for men at first date.
07:00It's happened to me before and that gave me the ick.
07:02Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
07:05Someone was sick in my car.
07:06in my car I thought I'd just like being sick with her and it would just be a whole mess of just
07:11just a concoction of not goodness
07:17I'm excited about my flirt on a bit of a flirt a lot of a flirt
07:24every Wednesday morning we go to the retirement flats and the old girls are out straight away
07:28with their cup of coffee your own little flirt oh you look nice Doris cool how old you 65 she's in
07:33her 90s but I thought it'd be nice didn't I wow wow thanks Meg can I have my inflatable heart back
07:38please I'm off down the beach after being paired up it was time for our couple's inevitable getting
07:45to know you chats these can be quite nerve-wracking affairs and poor Helena started to fall to pieces
07:50almost immediately well my eyelashes are falling off it's ridiculous Megan Dijon's connection was
07:56written in the stars do you um believe in star signs yeah I read my star sign yeah before I come out
08:03I'm sorry like the sixth and seventh of June is going to be like a day of love and it's today
08:077th of June so what do you think that this could be it wow you don't know you never know you don't
08:11know who's walking through that door oh no I'm joking my brother's called green stop lying no he fully is
08:20yeah yeah no you're in I like what you're saying I like what you're giving me I'm picking up what
08:32you're putting down okay have you heard that sign no no you're picking up what are you picking up on
08:39what yeah I'm picking up what you're putting down have you really not heard that I'm picking up what
08:43you're putting down no don't worry Harry I'll pick up what you're putting down with rubber gloves
08:58as all super fans know the dressing room is the girls in a sanctum a place where they can have deep
09:02and meaningful chats away from the boys and here is an exclusive unseen clip of Megan getting something
09:08off her chest
09:11excuse me
09:13our proper shots that he stood up because he just acts so nonchalant like he don't give a
09:18fuck yeah
09:22excuse me
09:25excuse me
09:28excuse me
09:30right this is out of our hands the more that we keep stressing the more it's going to
09:34i'm going to belch again it's a nervous one this time sorry
09:39excuse me i've been a belchy gal today it's the nerves thank you megan for your contribution deep
09:45but not so meaningful
09:53rule one of a first date be cool and try not to put your foot in it or your backside for that matter
09:59oh it's soaking wet oh no no oh why is it wet oh have we got wet bombs now
10:06fuck's sake yeah no you actually can't see it all right can you see it yeah i thought i mean to
10:10see it should we sit somewhere else let's have a little look sorry guys my bad i got carried away
10:16drinking out of my new water bottle and i got caught shot on the way to the voiceover booth oh yeah
10:21yeah that is well nice man it's so good it's all only good being in here and it's all fun and games
10:25and that is it as well is it yeah i don't know yeah sorry but yeah it's all fun and games in here
10:34but when we come out i live in north london yeah how do you feel about that yeah i've lived in
10:38talking about that earlier where'd you live brighton and you don't love brighton oh yeah sorry sorry yeah
10:44no i'm not listening no no you're not what's your day job have you told me already oh no it's not
10:49going on oh no memory oh okay what is it no yes you told me i told you again no you're going to have
10:58to remind me i'm an energy broker and it's yeah come on now oh yeah i don't know what energy broker is
11:03it's like selling people energy contracts on the phone oh sure sales you're the people i hang up on
11:08yeah actually can i get the number two i'm thinking of switching the villa's energy provider
11:18these festoons are cuts to me a fortune
11:23oh anyone got a torch on their phone
11:29i'm not sure if you all know but it's been 10 years since love island hit our screen
11:33and over that time it has regenerated and evolved we've hosted a galaxy of out of this world
11:43characters me and had her officially together now girlfriend boyfriend we also witnessed extreme
11:49flirting that's had us all hiding behind the sofa i think you can have a lot of as well as raunchy
11:56romances to paraphrase the daleks fornicate fornicate there have been some difficult decisions
12:09you're gonna speak to harley today what about the recovery i don't know earth shattering showdowns
12:15i don't mean it like that
12:19it's thinner
12:23and classic love language and most importantly raspberries oh yeah because they're cute and hailey
12:32but through that time there has been one love island staple that has been on the lips of all the islanders
12:39having just undergone its fourth regeneration
12:43it's bigger on the inside and deciding to ensure our islanders rehydrate rehydrate
12:50i give you the love island water bottle hey dejean you're a personal trainer aren't you i've just
13:07joined a new gym and my personal trainer is making me do burpees so go and tell me how many burpees can you do
13:13um burpees how many burpees i could do hold that thought it's time for a break
13:29so what i was thinking you know like all these chats here which are like not really part of the day
13:44i think these are the things that get mashed up on the unseen bits you're not wrong to tell me so let's
13:49get mashing it's love island unseen bits welcome back to our little old love shack we're the show that
13:55gets you even closer to the action oh god that's right enough i just went right in
14:02but health and safety look away now as we love an accident
14:07oh no that was you that wasn't me no that was that was not me
14:13you just you just you distracted me we don't believe in safety nets or those weird net pants
14:18that's so into the inside of swimming shorts
14:21oh the net yeah yeah it's so uncomfortable just let her hang loose and we're not afraid of a close
14:27shave i need to shave my range i'm not even being funny mine growls like a rapid speed
14:34so let's ease you in
14:36is this a deep dmc what's that deep meaningful chat nah of course not shakira it's unseen bits
14:53so before the break personal trainer dejean was going to tell us how many birthday could do i've managed
14:58three during the break how many can you do dejean
15:01um burpees how many burpees i could do a lot of burpees maybe 100 unbroken 100 you're joking no
15:09no no 100 100 100 yeah of course unbroken straight of course no stopping of course i can do 100 unbroken
15:19that is impressive but i think i know someone who in the villa who can beat you at burpees
15:23excuse me i know we don't do politics on this show but this next unseen clip gets a bit hairy
15:33oh
15:50on the first night maya returned but just really slowly hurry up maya but once then she had a first
15:58night twist for our islanders please welcome tony a boy or a girl wait tony's i know i got a boy's name
16:06tony yeah it's a girl's anxiety tony's both names it can be a girl or boy hello
16:13i'm here get ready ready ready ready
16:17hotly bombshell enters the villa hi everyone what do you say everyone
16:24hello hello and tony chose ben to couple up with leaving shakira single i'm all right
16:35and here's an unseen clip of taxi driver ben getting to know transatlantic tony
16:40i was going to go vegas i can't believe you've never been i need my tour guide that's what i'll
16:44wait for you i've been waiting for a girl called tory that lives in vegas tony
16:51dun dun dun
16:54oh no i call tony tory
16:57oh my god
16:58to remember her name i have to remember like my toe and my knees that's what i was talking to
17:03i said me and i was like oh yeah he was like shin
17:05don't worry boys as i've put all the names of everyone on the beds to help you out
17:14how do you say your name alina alina alima no it's ma ma i thought it was a ma
17:19well that looks like a n on that it's an m that looks like a m and a m yes alina but the n is silent
17:25alima no there's no n yes there is bro can you see it no that's what i thought it was a l n
17:31wow a l m what about the eye oh yeah
17:39who's helena which one's that right i keep getting mixed up helena's the blonde the like looks like
17:45supermodel so helena no oh this is so hard helena alima alima and helena alima and helena
17:53alima and helena yeah helena's the blonde one yeah come on ben the other boys know all the names
18:00i also find harriet and meg attractive harriet which one's harriet mate remind me your name
18:07again we're gonna come for you forgot who one day helena oh my god okay try again hell
18:16enna fun meg and harriet attractive oh i give up at least the girls are good with names
18:24yeah i think your name's how we do it should you just tell us how it is i reckon we should just call
18:30you h elena that's sexy h just because you can't pronounce i've been doing good helena no no
18:40i've been saying it wrong still honestly i'm so sorry i will get to hands of it by when we're all gone
18:47i remember it when we're all missed out yeah the good news is that everyone could remember sophie's name
18:53go on maya your turn sophie you are now single and therefore dumped from the island oh sorry
19:03we all know that practice makes perfect and in this unseen bit blue and connor are practicing
19:16counting backwards good luck boys three two one okay now it's three two one three two one
19:25three two one
19:27down on there what's going on over there okay i'm lost
19:31hello timey three two one hey so now you have to start yeah and you have a choice of the next
19:37tree so you only do two now okay three two one what are you doing no no johnny don't wait
19:43three two one three two one three two one three two one nice ben and harry were supposed to be the
20:05next ones to have a go but they were still getting the hang of counting backwards give it a couple of
20:10weeks lads you'll get it it's like this three two nine now it's harder than it seems
20:26over on the sunday the boys are pondering whether or not connor and helena's relationship will go the
20:30whole 10 yards or the whole 9.144 meters if you prefer the metric system it's your talk connor
20:37uh no not really like but yeah shouldn't be a million miles away from it either like yeah
20:45probably like 60 miles away
20:51that's how we should say that's how we should say like talk written how how much someone is your
21:07type yeah oh yeah you know what i mean so like with megan with you she's like she she's within
21:13a mile she's like you got there yesterday yeah yeah yeah yeah whereas like with me and helena
21:23how many miles i'll be about 15 miles away she's very close 15 miles is long enough as well though
21:30because do you use kilometers and no you use miles in dupay do you yeah yeah i use kilometers so
21:35really yeah you use kilometers oh you grew up and spinning in it yeah yeah i use my do you use kg
21:41yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah it's so annoying when you go to the gym it's pounds it's like oh really
21:48it's just over double in it like yeah yeah it's just like long everything feels heavier in pounds
21:54i don't know well obviously it's just over double in it but but like you know like a 45 pound plate is
21:59supposed to be a 20 yeah 28 g plate but 100 kilo bench versus a 225 yeah 225 it was way heavier
22:09sorry tommy i've checked with the experts and the weight is exactly the same if it feels heavier
22:14you may need to ask your gym to turn down the gravity
22:16over to the love island kitchen where we cater for the lactose intolerant and the lactose
22:29ignorant does anybody have um any milk preference this one that's not that's egg whites what that's
22:37egg whites in it yeah soya milk oh that's soya milk soya milk what do you mean it's egg white well that's
22:43got eggs on it sorry ben well is that not eggs that's like chickpeas or something eggs aren't that small
22:49that's eggs that's eggs let me look let me look yeah god this is soldier as well so i'm by a linguine
22:57so that's chickpeas mate it's like chickpeas i'm gonna have a bowl of that have you put milk in them already
23:04yeah do you want the egg whites no i don't want the egg whites it smells a bit weird but it's definitely
23:10milk i'm not trying that no smell it that's my milk yeah where's mine's right i hate to break at the
23:18party but can we move this conversation on please i feel like we've milked it for all it's worth
23:23oh get harry's mice to surround himself with four girls on the day beds what is it about him they
23:37find so attractive is it his mullet his cheeky smile i think it's because i got my black toe out again
23:45i think it's that right you just eat me the fuck out no stop i'm not trying it on me you can't get
23:53it behind the black toe it just happens every year through football oh that's valid i don't believe
23:58that football excuse that's bullshit what do you mean it's not a football excuse let your toes breathe
24:03as soon as your football boots must be too small for you no but it's people like standing on my toes
24:09like it's two of them right you want to have a look don't you no i don't think i could let anyone
24:17do that it's fallen off and then the one that's what usually happens and it grows back and then it'll
24:23fall off again next year but this one's growing again next year yeah yeah it falls off every season
24:28an annual thing it's like an annual schedule yeah this has grown in black already this year you should
24:34see it it's like a leap year
24:38it's incredible one of the podiatrists i think i will i think in future all harry's unseen bits
24:45should stay unseen hey tommy before the break have you got any juicy secrets to tell us
24:51i think a secret there's not a lot of people know about me which are this is probably the first time
24:56i've ever mentioned it so it might come a shock to my friends as well what is it ah no we've not got
25:04time you'll have to come back and find out what it is
25:16it's just an update
25:29yes an update that it's part three of love island on scene back because i live for this
25:40how are we feeling girls we are strong we are beautiful we are slay what about you boys already
25:50feeling like the one she looking like the man when i look in the mirror nice boys great as we have our
25:56fingers on the pulse with more on air gems guys wanna see something look how small my finger fingers
26:02let me see it's four centimeters oh my god that's my party trick
26:13we've got this unseen vet nailed
26:15how do you type and stuff like when i don't type on your phone oh oh yeah can you not get the
26:24the toenails like that as well you could if you really wanted to but that's kind of gross no
26:30so come on everyone let's get moving you can cut some shapes in there
26:43yeah
26:45baby okay the amount that i've tripped over this gaff
26:51before the break tommy was about to reveal a big secret so go on then tommy what is it i think a
26:56secret that not a lot of people know about me i do show a bit of emotion so when did you last cry tommy
27:04oh god the last time i cried um it was probably the gavin and stacy the gavin and stacy uh special on
27:12christmas day that moment when vic stood up at the uh at the churchman smithy's wedding oh my god i was
27:18in pieces i'm welling up myself now quick play a clip to distract me after 10 years of love island
27:27all these beautiful people look the same to me but maybe that's just a scottish thing what do you
27:32think alima does he not remind you of tom clear are we better yeah he really does look like tom clare
27:38i've got that before but i don't know how i feel about it really oh do you know he's good looking
27:42so take it as a compliment i'll get tom clare every day of my life it's not doing me a disservice he's a
27:47great looking lad but i think i might have a little bit more than him but no they could be could be
27:52worse comparisons i used to call me the grinch at school well this one girl did and then it caught on
28:14for like a month people used to look like cindy lou i know oh my that's a better shout that's a better
28:20shout from whoville i'll tell you who looks like a celebrity dijon ivan tony he is a dead ringer mate
28:29harry said he picked up a little ivan tony so yeah ivan tony's a lucky man
28:32wow how lovely megan hello irish melaconis thanks guys good stuff i think jacquira looks a bit like
28:42poker hunters i'll check it i'll check it oh we have said that helena looks a bit like megan barrett
28:49hanson from love island she's given that energy so i will tell her that when i see her actually
28:54because i've not told her that yet i keep calling blue ron from the other love island safries
29:02i don't think no one's told me i look like anyone yet right i have had no lookalikes yet right i know
29:09exactly who you look like do you remember sophia grace and rosie you used to go on the ellen show and
29:14they think boom boom boom boom stop rosie the blonde one growing up you look just like her really yeah
29:20no i'm just megan moore i've been told to look like brad pitt in a certain light and that light is pitch
29:27darkness the kitchen is the place where our islanders like to debate all the big questions
29:39like i don't know whether i want friday or post do we have any avocado i know i'm dying for it
29:45i didn't even check there's some big bugs out here man meg watch out
29:55ex islanders get scared by something all right that is a drone he's in the bridge he's in the bridge
30:05on my life that's what i'm saying i haven't seen that's a bird
30:15what's on that what is that is that me oh that needs to move away from me whatever that's in it has
30:21it'll go it'll go no stay still stay still you're like a flower in that blue bikini what the
30:27fuck he's like watching you from an end but chatting up gals
30:39i don't know i feel like i mean when i was trying to hurry i said oh
30:42fuck off i know it's gone what is that what is that
30:47oh i love a happy ending fights you gave it just dropped me off there i'll give you five stars at the tip
31:08it's normally around about week three that the islanders start doing their hilariously and sterling
31:13impressions but this lot got started early a new bombshell and truth
31:22a new bombshell enters the villa a new bombshell enters the villa a new bombshell enters the villa
31:33you sound like him a new bombshell enters the villa
31:40Ian should be threatened right now. I think he should use our voices then his voice over
31:45I'm not worried one bit girls. You've got it all wrong. Look
31:53I'm here
31:55Get ready
31:57A whole new bombshell enters the villa
32:00Wait, stop even the songs got it wrong
32:05This is how you do it
32:07To new bombshells enter the villa
32:16Come on guys, can you not count
32:19It's from now, and he's got Shay into and talking of pros or something you really need to know before dipping your tootsies into the life
32:28Don't get your toes out
32:31None of the boys have got toenails or they're black
32:34No, yeah, my toenails are rolled off
32:36Hey
32:37Hey y'all
32:38Hey y'all
32:39Woah
32:40Oh shit
32:41So how are your toenails?
32:43You're gonna have to wait and see one more by the pool or something
32:45Oh yeah
32:46Welcome to the villa boys
32:48Yeah, welcome to the villa boys. Just remember to make sure you toe the line
32:53Toe the line
33:02After his late night in the hideaway Harry was absolutely exhausted he was starving as hell and a sapped him of all his energy and as a result he was feeling a little weak
33:10Some might say wimpy
33:12Some might say wimpy
33:13Oh, where's my burger?
33:15Oi, have you eaten my burger?
33:17Geez, you've eaten my burger, I know you have
33:19Who ate it?
33:20Who ate it?
33:21I haven't eaten it, I know you've eaten it
33:23Good question Dijon, who ate it?
33:26To find out we're launching a special investigations undercover identity of breakfast burger burglar
33:32Whoever committed this crime will be doing porridge for a long time
33:37First under the spotlight?
33:39Well the light from the fridge was Tommy
33:41Could he be the patty pilferer?
33:44No, he's gone for a good honest yogurt and fruit
33:52Blue goes in to get a drink
33:54Stealing Shakira from Harry is one thing
33:56But would he stoop so low as to nick another man's burger?
34:03Next on the scene of the crime
34:05Dijon just grabs some ice and Romel just checks out the cold cuts
34:12Next under suspicion it's Tony
34:14Americans love burgers for breakfast, don't they?
34:17I bet it's her
34:18I'm sorry Tony, just coffee and milk
34:25Hang on, what's this blues come back?
34:32Bang to rights, bold as brass
34:34Brew the little bugger
34:36Is the breakfast burger burglar
34:43Geez, you've eaten my burger, I know you have
34:45Who ate it?
34:46I haven't eaten it, I know you've eaten it
34:47I saw Blue eating a burger this morning
34:49Fuck off!
34:50You nixed your bird on your burger
34:54I did as well
34:56Oi, did you eat a burger this morning?
34:57Yeah
35:01Oh my god
35:03The biggest crime of all is having a burger for breakfast at all
35:06Have some muesli guys, you'll be less likely to get bunged up
35:12Bunged up
35:13Hey, how am I looking?
35:41Let's go indeed we're all old up and ready to slide our way into the final part of the
35:52show welcome back to love island unseen beds
36:00and it's not just all the boys you need to avoid an unfortunate slip I super nipple
36:07let me know will you sit back on this sofa but be careful because we have some banging
36:17clips still to come come on strike a pose and check check check check check it out
36:28here's the unseen clip of the girls in the dressing room and it sounds like they are talking a load of
36:56botox what do you have Tony just your lips yeah just my lips but I haven't gone in years the lady
37:03that did my lips was in Miami and now she moved to the Dominican Republic and does lips and penis
37:11injections I swear to God you can get filler in your dick
37:15you can get filler in your willy
37:16uh-huh
37:17fuck off what what's the filler in the willy for
37:20well what do you think it's fucking for
37:23but then it shrivels up when it's wet
37:26how would it go soft yeah asking for a friend but what's that tripping you mentioned
37:32is it called bococks
37:35and have you thought you'd heard the last of Ben's rap and think again who does he think he is
37:47Ben and M ice cab MC uber
37:52but no no no obviously my name's Ben I might write with a pen
37:56go on go on go on
37:57am I right I might count to ten what because I got a friend called Glenn and an uncle called Ken
38:01I might have a friend called Len what because my name's Ben what
38:04I like women not men oh
38:07I used to have a girlfriend called Brent
38:10hey hey hey
38:11did you
38:11no
38:12because I just go with the flow
38:15you know me I'm not slow because I stubbed my toe
38:17it's Ben and Cole because I keep it on the low
38:20on here I got a mole
38:22on the boat I might roll
38:24I'm here to show
38:25I got friends not foal
38:28boy better know
38:29hey
38:29see I actually reckon rapping's my thing
38:33I reckon this is what this is what it's all about
38:35it's for the rapping career
38:37I wish that unseen clip had remained unheard too
38:47as we saw the recoupling at the end of the week
38:50was as tense as ever with some long dramatic pauses
38:53and epic sweeping shots of the villa building the atmosphere
38:57the ball was in the girls core as they got to choose
39:01Alima chose new boy Ramel
39:04Shakira recoupled with Ben
39:06Megan stayed with Tommy
39:08leaving us with five single boys
39:10and Helena with a big decision to make
39:13me and this boy bounce off of each other's energy quite a lot
39:17the past couple days
39:19I think went from zero to a hundred quite quick
39:21we both took quite a big risk
39:24but what was that big risk Helen I was talking about
39:27was it that outrageous flirting in the hideaway
39:30yeah
39:31was it Harry's pseudo-celebrity status
39:39no Tommy sorry Tom Clear
39:40are we better
39:41yeah he really does look like Tom Clear
39:43or was she dreaming of Harry's flowery trousers
39:47they're pretty risky
39:52I don't know what these are bro
39:54but these could be me mate
39:56see it bro
39:58moody
39:59it looks like my dad's trousers
40:00these are feelings of me you know
40:02that's really them
40:04yeah
40:04big time
40:05I love your fashion suits
40:08so look close your eyes close your eyes close your eyes close your eyes close your eyes close your eyes close your eyes close your eyes
40:14oh my god
40:15how are you wearing it
40:16oh god
40:17he's got
40:18do you know like curtains
40:19that's what he's got
40:20where is he
40:21he's got a cherry trousers
40:22Helen's gonna die
40:23she looks so fit
40:24he's wearing that
40:25this is cool
40:26the trousers wearing
40:27but just wear like a blue or a green top
40:30please
40:30plain
40:31you can wear that
40:32I'm not good
40:32I'm not good
40:32I'm not good
40:33I mean you can say
40:34like
40:34well thank you for your input
40:36she might not pick you
40:37Harry
40:40yes it was Harry's flowery trousers
40:43it proved lucky in the end
40:45lips
40:47and someone else who was wearing a lucky colour was blue of course
40:53what's happening Maya are you alright
40:55what's happening
40:56something goes
40:57blue name
40:58blue shorts
40:58blue trainers
40:59blue by name
41:01blue by nature
41:01if we go all the way back to day one
41:04it worked out for him then
41:06but it couldn't save him from being dumped
41:10bye bye
41:13at least he's wearing veil
41:16he come in in blue
41:19he did didn't he
41:22poetic that
41:22pure poetry in motion
41:25as blue in blue felt a little blue
41:28when he knew it was time to say toodaloo
41:29toodaloo blue
41:31it's back
41:33and as the scene goes
41:34if it's not broke
41:35don't try to fix it
41:37it's time for
41:38free chocolate men
41:41this time I asked Algo's
41:44to give me the best chat-up lines
41:47I've never had to use a chat-up line
41:49to buy
41:49they sort of like come to me
41:50if I'm like looking alright on the night
41:52for now on
41:53you can call me coffee
41:54because I'm trying to keep you up all night
41:56my new favourite one is
41:59do you want to go half son a baby
42:00simple
42:01sweet
42:02and
42:02cheeky
42:03they've never worked for me
42:06but I'm going to keep trying and use them
42:08until they do work
42:09they've definitely worked before sometimes
42:11sometimes you're sick
42:12four five six seven eight nine
42:14the only number I don't see here is yours
42:16oh that's a good one
42:18are you from Tennessee
42:20because you're the only 10 IC
42:21so
42:22Tennessee you're 10 IC
42:24are you from Tennessee
42:26you just go up and say
42:28that dress looks good
42:29it would look better on my bedroom floor
42:30get away
42:32no thank you
42:33if it's on DM
42:35I have used this one before
42:37where
42:37you go
42:38oh I think someone's
42:40impersonating you
42:41and they always panic
42:42and they're like
42:43what what what what what
42:44and then you send them
42:45the NASA Instagram account
42:47because
42:47they're out of this
42:48are you guys ready
42:51is your dad a boxer
42:54because you are a knockout
42:56did that land
42:57why are you not laughing
43:00why are you not laughing
43:03do you fancy a raisin
43:05no
43:06how about a date
43:08I don't think anyone's saying no to that
43:13I'll be honest
43:13I bet Tommy you have to cut some travel plans
43:15I'm not an electrician
43:17but I can certainly lighten up your day
43:18you're a parking ticket
43:20because you've got fine written all over you
43:21hang on let me remember how it goes
43:23yeah it's
43:23you're 70% water
43:25and I'm thirsty
43:26what
43:28I'm not a photographer
43:29but I can picture
43:31you and I together
43:32aww
43:34I'm not even playing cards
43:35but I've pulled a queen
43:37yeah I like that one
43:39the worst chat up line
43:40and the most frequent one
43:42especially on dating apps
43:43is
43:44if your name's Shakira
43:45because your hips don't lie
43:47so annoying
43:51don't do that again
43:53you're done
43:54come back next time for some more
43:57you'll be jumping that song
44:00it was shocking
44:09it caused drama
44:10there was a massive twist
44:12involving the ginormous telly
44:13hanging over the swimming pool
44:15come on
44:17girls
44:18eggs
44:19fuck off
44:21what
44:22what
44:23here's the exclusive unseen part of what they got to watch
44:25excuse me
44:28fuck off
44:30shh shh shh
44:31well is that not eggs
44:32sorry
44:33that was like chickpeas
44:34eggs
44:35eggs
44:36that's small
44:37that's eggs
44:38that's eggs
44:39what
44:40what
44:41look how small my pinky fingers
44:42it is quite small actually
44:43it is really small
44:44that's so
44:45it's four centimeters
44:46is it
44:47ohhhh
44:48you don't behave
44:49you can't
44:50ha
44:53we'll leave the girls watching some classic TV
44:56see you all next time for more unseen best
45:00bye
45:02bye
45:03bye
45:33bye
45:35bye