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00:00One word, we are back. Well, actually that's three words, but we're not splitting heirs as we're bringing you the best unseen action from the first week in the Love Island Villa.
00:11And talking of heirs.
00:12I need to shave your age.
00:14Things are moving fast.
00:16They've been in the villa less than seven days already. We've seen more than our fair share of dumping.
00:24Trumping.
00:27Bumping.
00:29Screaming.
00:31And things are going bump in the night.
00:34Are you ready?
00:36So sit down.
00:37Oh, it's sunk in.
00:38Oh, no.
00:38Not there.
00:40And enjoy an hour of unhaired action from the villa that's all killer, no filler.
00:45Well, almost no filler.
00:46You can get filler in your day.
00:48You can get filler in your willy.
00:49This is a Love Island on Team Max.
00:52Are you ready?
00:54Excuse me.
00:55Welcome to Love Island Unseen Bits.
01:14Some things may be new, but the principle of this show is exactly the same.
01:23I'm going to wet myself.
01:24I'm really sorry.
01:25We bring you a show packed with the finest unseen action from the villa.
01:29We are fixed to burst.
01:33I'm going to wet myself in a second.
01:36We're back and we're better than ever before.
01:40We're up and running.
01:45There's no stuff in the Indies.
01:46We've got a spring in our step.
01:49Oh, that's a trampoline, isn't it?
01:51Oh, stop.
01:52It's called to a trampoline, right?
01:53Our Islanders' teeth are shining and their tushes are shaking.
01:59As we settle down into some highbrow chat.
02:02I was 22.
02:03I'm so different now.
02:05Do you think your frontal lobe developed?
02:06My what?
02:07Do you not know what that is?
02:08No.
02:09Right, okay.
02:09So your frontal lobe, like...
02:10Here we go.
02:11It is a nerd talk.
02:13Oh, you are a nerd.
02:15So your frontal lobe, like, a part of your brain that develops when you're, like, 25.
02:19Stop.
02:20And your brain's not fully developed until then.
02:22So, like, people say when you're 25, like, your frontal lobe kicks in.
02:25And the men, like, you start realising, oh, he's a dickhead.
02:28Oh, is that why they're immature?
02:29When do theirs grow?
02:30When they're 30?
02:32They're probably a bit...
02:33They're not a bit immature.
02:36It's gonna be TV gold.
02:40Three, two, one.
02:41Let's go.
02:41But let's go right back to the beginning of time.
02:54Well, actually, just six days ago.
02:56And before the revamped villa had been stamped on by massive cocked wedges.
03:01It's a love fest.
03:03The revamped villa was looking fresh.
03:05It's a little bit.
03:07There's the beautiful bedrooms.
03:09It's a love fest.
03:11Done-up dressing rooms.
03:13The overhauled outside kitchen.
03:16Oh, yes.
03:17And an entirely new tube station.
03:20Slap bang in the middle of the villa.
03:22T.F.L. Transport for Love have finally finished that 1,334 kilometre line extension stretching
03:29all the way to the Yorker's brand new Loverpool Street station.
03:34Oh, everyone here's beautiful.
03:36Locked away at the carnivore.
03:38And the very first passengers to arrive on the Maya line were Shakira and Meg.
03:43I'm literally shaking a bit back.
03:47Ready?
03:48Let's run.
03:49Go.
03:49Let's go.
03:51Look at this.
03:51Because we're here, we look absolutely stunning.
03:53I know, too.
03:54I mean, we're the right choice.
03:56I know, exactly.
04:02I thought we were going to fall over.
04:03I know.
04:04We feel it's fun.
04:07This is a public service announcement on behalf of Transport for Love with all girls
04:11change here for a hideaway park corner.
04:16Are you an amazing?
04:18Oh, my goodness.
04:19Hello, darling.
04:20Megan?
04:21Megan?
04:21Megan?
04:21Megan?
04:22Megan?
04:22No!
04:23Megan?
04:23No!
04:24We should do, like, Megs and Megs.
04:26No, Megs and Megs.
04:27This is going to get confusing.
04:29Oh, God.
04:30It's going to get bloody confusing.
04:32Are we excited for the boys to come?
04:36I was about to ask, when are they getting here?
04:38Like, you know?
04:39Hello.
04:40Hello.
04:40Hello.
04:40Hello.
04:40Hello.
04:40Hello.
04:41Hello.
04:41Hello.
04:41Unfortunately, all the boys were delayed as there was a jammer on the mile line.
04:45As we say here at Transport for Love, see it, say it, scream it at the top of your lungs.
04:54Oh, it's going to the top of Ireland!
04:56Hello!
04:57And soon approaching Graffington Crescent was a whole bunch of New Islanders.
05:04Woo!
05:05Mind the chaps!
05:06Hello, hello, hello.
05:07Hello, hello.
05:08Hello, hello.
05:09Welcome to the villa.
05:10Hello.
05:11How are we getting on?
05:12Hello.
05:13What's happening, Maya?
05:14You all right?
05:15What's happening?
05:16You all right?
05:17What's happening?
05:18Let's find out if he's the one.
05:19Hello, Tommy.
05:20Hello, Tommy.
05:21How are you?
05:22How are you?
05:23How are you?
05:24Lovely to meet you.
05:25You too.
05:26The Love Island journey may have started on track when Ben was coupled up with Shakira,
05:31Dijon with Meg, Harry with Sophie, Blue with Alima, Connor with Helena, Tommy was with
05:38Megan.
05:39But as we now all know, most of them came off the rails.
05:43All change, please.
05:45Before I let them in my villa, I always invite the Islanders to my top secret TV studio for
05:51a little chat, which is in my loft.
05:53What's happening?
05:54What's happening?
05:55Oh.
05:56And here's some unseen bitch you didn't get to see the first time round.
06:00My shoe?
06:01Oh, no.
06:02I'm like, ooh, I, ja, ja.
06:05It just feels like it's like I'm on TV.
06:08You are, Meg.
06:09Here, catch this.
06:10I'm thinking, wow, I need it now.
06:16Oh, God.
06:19I'm excited.
06:21Sorry.
06:23I'm very excited.
06:25Wow, wow, wow.
06:28Hit me like a triple caffeine kicking.
06:30Am I on fire or am I just trippin'?
06:32Like, when I say I'm single, I'm single with 15 men on my phone.
06:38My little one doing that has got a bing bing bing bing bing bing bing.
06:42I'm thinking, wow.
06:44Every single red flag I see, I'm like, yeah, that'll be fun.
06:47I'm looking forward to all the snogging in the villa, but the only thing I'm not looking
06:52forward to is my nan watching it.
06:55I think that a guy shouldn't take a food for men a first date.
07:00It's happened to me before and that gave me the ick.
07:02Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
07:05Someone was sick in my car.
07:06I thought I'd just like being sick with her and it would just be a whole mess of just,
07:10just, just a concoction of not goodness.
07:13I'm thinking, wow.
07:16I'm excited about my flirt on.
07:18A bit of a flirt, a lot of a flirt.
07:23Every Wednesday morning we go to the retirement flats and the old girls are out straight away with their cup of coffee.
07:28Give her a little flirt.
07:29Oh, you look nice, Dori Scott.
07:30How old are you?
07:3165?
07:32She's in her 90s, but I've got to be nice, haven't I?
07:34Wow, wow, wow.
07:36Thanks Meg, can I have my inflatable heart back please?
07:38I'm off down the beach.
07:40After being paired up it was time for our couple's inevitable getting to know you chats.
07:45these can be quite nerve-wracking affairs and poor Helena started to fall to pieces almost immediately.
07:51Well my eyelashes are falling off, it's ridiculous.
07:54Megan Dijon's connection was written in the stars.
07:57Do you, erm, believe in star signs?
08:00Yeah.
08:01Oh, you read my star sign, yeah.
08:02Before I come out here, something like the 6th and 7th of June is going to be like a day of love and it's today, 7th of June.
08:07So what do you think that this could be it?
08:09Well, you don't know.
08:10You never know.
08:11You don't know who's walking through that door.
08:12Oh.
08:13No, I'm joking.
08:14You're kidding me, man.
08:16My brother's called Green.
08:18Stop lying.
08:19No, he fully is, yeah.
08:20No, he's not.
08:21Has he asked me?
08:22No, he's not.
08:23I'm so bored, little actual arm.
08:26Yeah, no, you're in, I like what you're saying, I like what you're giving me.
08:31I'm picking up what you're putting down.
08:33Okay.
08:34Have you heard that saying?
08:35No.
08:36You're picking up what you're, what are you picking up on what?
08:39Yeah, I'm picking up what you're putting down.
08:41Have you really not heard that?
08:42I'm picking up what you're putting down.
08:45No.
08:46Don't worry, Harry, I'll pick up what you're putting down with rubber gloves.
08:51I'm picking up what you're putting down with rubber gloves, I'm picking up what you're putting down with rubber gloves.
09:00As all Superfans know, the dressing room is the girls' inner sanctum, a place where they can have deep and meaningful chats away from the boys.
09:04And here is an exclusive unseen clip of Megan getting something off her chest.
09:09I
09:13Will pop a shot so he stood up because you just like so nonchalant like you don't give a fuck. Yeah
09:28Excuse me
09:30Right, this is out of our hands the more that we keep stressing the more
09:39It's gonna. I've been a belchie girl today. It's the nerves. Thank you Megan for your contribution deep, but not so meaningful
09:53Rule one of a first date be cool and try not to put your foot in it or your backside for that matter
09:59Oh
10:14Sorry guys my bad I got carried away drinking out of my new water bottle and I got caught shot on the way to the voice-over
10:19Bay oh, yeah, it's well nice
10:22So when you're good being in there and it's all fun and games and that
10:28Yeah, I don't know
10:32Yeah, it's all fun and games in here, but when we come out I live in North London
10:36Yeah, how do you feel about that?
10:38Where'd you live? Brighton. Yeah, North Brighton. Oh, yeah, sorry
10:43Yeah, no, I'm not listening
10:46What should I job have you told me right? Oh, no, this is not going to work. Oh, no memory. Oh, okay. What is it? No?
10:55You told me
10:57No, you're gonna have to remind me. I'm an energy broker and it's yeah, come on now. Oh, yeah
11:02I don't know what energy broker is. It's like selling people energy contracts on the phone. Oh sure sales. You're the people I hang up on
11:08Yeah
11:10Actually, can I get the number two? I'm thinking of switching the villa's energy provider. These festoons are cuts to me a fortune
11:24Anyone got a torch on the phone
11:29I'm not sure if you all know but it's been ten years since Love Island hit our screen
11:36Then over that time it has regenerated and evolved
11:40We've hosted a galaxy of out-of-this-world characters
11:43I mean, I had her officially together now girlfriend boyfriend
11:47We also witnessed extreme flirting. That's had us all hiding behind the sofa
11:53I think you can have a laugh
11:55As well as raunchy romances
11:58To paraphrase the Daleks
12:01Fornicate
12:03There have been some difficult decisions
12:05There have been some difficult decisions
12:07Are you going to speak to Harley today?
12:09What about the recovery?
12:10I don't know
12:11Earth-shattering showdowns
12:12I don't mean it like that
12:13I don't mean it like that
12:14I don't mean it like that
12:15I don't mean it like that
12:16I don't mean it like that
12:17I don't mean it like that
12:18It's funny
12:19It's funny
12:19It's funny
12:20It's funny
12:22It's funny
12:23And classic love language
12:25And most importantly, raspberries
12:27Oh, yeah, because they're cute and hailey.
12:32But through that time, there has been one Love Island staple
12:36that has been on the lips of all the islanders.
12:39Having just undergone its fourth regeneration,
12:43it's bigger on the inside and deciding to ensure our islanders
12:47rehydrate, rehydrate.
12:57I give you the Love Island water bottle.
13:05Hey, Dijon, you're a personal trainer, aren't you?
13:07I've just joined a new gym and my personal trainer
13:09is making me do burpees.
13:10So go on, tell me, how many burpees can you do?
13:15Um, burpees? How many burpees I can do?
13:17Hold that thought. It's time for a break.
13:27Do you know what? I was thinking, you know, like all these chats here,
13:41which are, like, not really part of the day,
13:44I think these are the things that get mashed up on the Unseen Bits.
13:47You're not wrong, Tommy, so let's get mashing.
13:50It's Love Island Unseen Bits.
13:52Welcome back to our little old love shack.
13:54We're the show that gets you even closer to the action.
13:58Oh, God, that's right in our place.
14:00That's just right in.
14:02But health and safety, look away now as we love an accident.
14:06Oh, no!
14:10That was you, that was me.
14:11No, that was not me.
14:13You just distracted me.
14:15We don't believe in safety nets or those weird net pants
14:18that sew into the inside of swimming shorts.
14:21Oh, the net, yeah.
14:23Yeah, it's so uncomfortable.
14:24Just let her hang loose.
14:25And we're not afraid of a close shave.
14:28I need to shave my range.
14:31I'm not even being funny.
14:32Mine grows like a rapid speed.
14:34So let's ease you in.
14:43Is this a deep DMC?
14:45What's that?
14:46Deep meaningful chat.
14:47Nah.
14:48Of course not, Shakira.
14:50It's Unseen Bits.
14:52So before the break, personal trainer Dijon was going to tell us how many burpees he could do.
14:57I've managed three during the break.
14:59How many can you do, Dijon?
15:04Burpees.
15:04How many burpees I could do?
15:05A lot of burpees.
15:06Maybe 100.
15:07Unbroken.
15:07100?
15:08You're joking.
15:09Nah, no joke.
15:10100?
15:101-0-0?
15:12Yeah, of course.
15:13Unbroken?
15:14Straight?
15:14Of course.
15:16No stopping?
15:17Of course I can do 100 unbroken.
15:19That is impressive, but I think I know someone in the villa who can beat you at burpees.
15:23I know we don't do politics on this show, but this next Unseen Clip gets a bit hairy.
15:37You're going to get your ass checked.
15:39Oh, fucking ass.
15:41On the first night, Maya returned, but just really slowly.
15:54Hurry up, Maya.
15:56But once then, she had a first night twist for her islanders.
16:00Please welcome, Tony.
16:02A boy or a girl?
16:04Wait, Tony, is that another got a boy's name?
16:06Tony, yeah.
16:07It's a girl then, isn't it?
16:08Tony's both names.
16:09It can be a girl or a boy.
16:11Hello?
16:13I'm here.
16:15Get ready, ready, ready, ready.
16:17Hortley Bombshell enters the villa.
16:21Hi, everyone.
16:22What do you say, everyone?
16:24Hello.
16:25And Tony chose Ben to couple up with leaving Shakira single.
16:31I'm all right.
16:35And here's an Unseen Clip of Taxi Driver Ben getting to know transatlantic Tony.
16:40I was going to go to Vegas.
16:41I can't believe you've never been.
16:43I need my tour guide.
16:44That's why.
16:45I'll take you.
16:45I've been waiting for a girl called Tori that lives in Vegas.
16:48Tony.
16:49Oh, fuck.
16:51Dun, dun, dun.
16:52Oh, no.
16:55I'll call Tony Tori.
16:57Really?
16:57Oh, my God.
16:59Do you remember her name?
16:59I have to remember, like, my toe and my knees.
17:02That's what I was talking to.
17:03I said knee, and I was like, oh.
17:04He was like, shin?
17:05Don't worry, boys, as I've put all the names of everyone on the beds to help you out.
17:14How do you say your name?
17:15Alina.
17:16Alina.
17:16Alima.
17:17No, it's Ma.
17:18Ma.
17:18I thought it was a Ma.
17:19Bro, that looks like an N on that.
17:21It's an M.
17:22That looks like an M and an M.
17:23Yes, Alina.
17:24But an N is silent.
17:25Alima.
17:27No, there's no N.
17:28Yes, there is, bro.
17:29Can't you see it?
17:30No, that's what I thought.
17:31It was A-L-N.
17:31Wow.
17:32What about A-L-M?
17:34What about the I?
17:35Oh, yeah.
17:38Who's Helen, Maav?
17:40Which one's that?
17:41Right, I keep getting mixed up.
17:42Helen is the blonde.
17:43The leggy blonde.
17:44The, like, looks like a supermodel.
17:45So, Helena.
17:47No.
17:48This is so hard.
17:50Helena.
17:51Alima.
17:52Alima and Helena.
17:54Alima and Helena.
17:55Yeah.
17:55Helena's the blonde one.
17:56Yeah.
17:57Come on, Ben.
17:58The other boys know all the names.
18:00I also find Harriet and Meg attractive.
18:04Harriet?
18:04Which one's Harriet?
18:06Mate.
18:07Remind me of the name of Gamma Conflict.
18:08You forgot.
18:08Who?
18:09Blondie.
18:10Helena.
18:10You're fucking new.
18:12Oh, my God.
18:13Oh, my God.
18:13Okay, try again.
18:15Hell-ena.
18:17I find Meg and Harriet attractive.
18:20Oh, I give up.
18:22At least the girls are good with names.
18:25The other thing, girl named Harriet, they went,
18:26did you introduce her to Harriet?
18:27And I was like, don't I find it.
18:28I reckon we should just call you H, Helena.
18:32That's sexy, H.
18:34Just because you can't pronounce it.
18:37I've been doing good, Helena.
18:38No, no.
18:40I've been saying it wrong still.
18:42Honestly, I'm so sorry.
18:44It's all right.
18:44I will get to terms of it by when we're all gone.
18:47I remember it when we're all missed out.
18:49Yeah.
18:49The good news is that everyone could remember Sophie's name.
18:53Go on, Maya.
18:54Your turn.
18:55Sophie, you are now single and therefore dumped from the island.
19:01Oh.
19:02Sorry.
19:03We all know that practice makes perfect.
19:13And in this unseen bit, Blue and Connor are practicing counting backwards.
19:17Good luck, boys.
19:19Three, two, one.
19:21Okay, now it's three, two, one.
19:23Three, two, one.
19:25Three, two, one.
19:27I don't know.
19:28I don't know what's going on over there.
19:31I'm lost.
19:31I don't know, Sammy.
19:32All right, three, two, one.
19:34So now you have to start it.
19:35Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:36And you have a choice of the next three.
19:37So you only do two now.
19:38Fine.
19:39Okay.
19:40Three, two, one.
19:41What are you doing?
19:42No, don't, Johnny, don't, mate.
19:43You know what I'm doing, mate.
19:46Two, one.
19:49Three, two, one.
19:49You're not going to play.
19:50Three, two, one.
19:52Three, two, one.
19:53I don't know what's going on.
19:54I don't get it.
19:54No, I don't either.
19:55Three, two, one.
19:56Three, two, one.
19:58Oh, my God.
19:59More than as well.
20:01Three, two, one.
20:03Nice.
20:04Ben and Harry were supposed to be the next ones to have a go, but they were still getting
20:08the hang of counting backwards.
20:09Give it a couple of weeks, lads.
20:11You'll get it.
20:12It's like this.
20:13Three, two, nine.
20:15Oh, it's harder than it seems.
20:26Over on the Sunday, the boys are pondering whether or not Connor and Helena's relationship
20:30will go the whole ten yards or the whole 9.144 metres, if you prefer the metric system.
20:36Is she your type, Connor?
20:38No, not really, like, but...
20:40Yeah.
20:41Shouldn't be a million miles away from it either, like...
20:43Yeah, yeah.
20:45She's probably, like, 60 miles away.
20:49Yeah, yeah, yeah.
20:51That's brilliant.
20:56He's saying, look, she's not a million miles away, she's like, 60 miles away.
21:02That's how we should say it.
21:03That's how we should say it, like, rating how much someone is your type.
21:07Oh, yeah, yeah.
21:09You know what I mean?
21:09So, like, with Megan, with you, she's, like, she's within a mile.
21:15She's like, you got there yesterday.
21:17Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:19Whereas, like, with me and Helena...
21:23How many miles?
21:24She's probably about 15 miles away.
21:27She's very close.
21:2815 miles is long enough as well, though, because...
21:30Do you use kilometres in...
21:32No, you use miles in the UK, do you?
21:34Yeah.
21:34Yeah, I use kilometres, so...
21:35Yeah, you use kilometres?
21:37Oh, you grew up in Spain, innit?
21:38Yeah, yeah.
21:38I use my...
21:39Do you use kg?
21:41Yeah.
21:41Yeah.
21:42Do you?
21:42Yeah.
21:43Yeah, I don't...
21:44It's so annoying when it goes...
21:45Powered pounds is so annoying.
21:46When you go to the gym and it's pounds, it's like, oh, really...
21:48It's just over-double, innit?
21:49Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:50It's just, like, long.
21:52I don't think it was heavier in pounds, I don't know.
21:54Well, obviously, it's just over-double, innit?
21:56But, like, you know, like, a 45-pound plate is supposed to be a 20...
22:00Yeah, 20.
22:00...8g plate, but...
22:02A 100-kilo bench versus a 225 bench.
22:06Yeah, yeah, yeah.
22:07225 is way heavier.
22:09Sorry, Tommy, I've checked with the experts and the weight is exactly the same.
22:13If it feels heavier, you may need to ask your gym to turn down the gravity.
22:16Over to the Love Island kitchen, where we cater for the lactose intolerant and the lactose ignorant.
22:30Does anybody have, um, any milk preference?
22:34This one.
22:35That's not...
22:36That's egg whites.
22:37What?
22:37That's egg whites, innit?
22:38Yeah.
22:38Egg whites?
22:39Soya milk?
22:40No, that's soya milk.
22:41Soya milk?
22:42What do you mean, it's egg whites?
22:43Bro, that's got eggs on it.
22:44Sorry, Ben.
22:46Bro, is that not eggs?
22:47No, it's like chickpeas, like...
22:48Eggs are not small.
22:49That's eggs.
22:50That's eggs.
22:51Let me look.
22:52Let me look.
22:53It's a soldier as well.
22:55So, I'm buying a linguine.
22:57Soya, that's chickpeas, mate.
22:59It's like chickpeas, something.
23:00That's not egg whites.
23:01I might have a bowl of that.
23:02Have you put milk in them already?
23:04Yeah.
23:04Do you want the egg whites?
23:06No, I don't want the egg whites.
23:09Smells a bit weird, but it's definitely milk.
23:10I'm not trying that.
23:11No, smell it.
23:11That's my hot milk.
23:15Yeah, where's mine's?
23:17Right, I hate to break at the party, but can we move this conversation on, please?
23:21I feel like we've milked it for all it's worth.
23:24Yes.
23:24Oh, get Harry's mice to surround himself with four girls on the daybeds.
23:36What is it about him they find so attractive?
23:39Is it his mullet?
23:41His cheeky smile?
23:42I think it's because I've got my black toe out again.
23:46The black toe?
23:47I think it's that, to be honest.
23:48Right, you've just eked me the fuck out.
23:50No, stop, I'm not trying it on me, you.
23:52Can I ask what the story is behind the black toe?
23:54It just happens every year through football.
23:56Football is, that's valid, yeah.
23:57But, hun, I don't believe that football excuse.
24:00That's bullshit.
24:00What do you mean?
24:01It's not a football excuse.
24:03Let your toes breathe as soon as...
24:04Your football boots must be too small for you.
24:06No, but it's people, like, standing on my toes.
24:09Like, it's two of them.
24:10Right.
24:11You want to have a look, don't you?
24:12No.
24:12I can tell.
24:13You want to suck on them, don't you?
24:15I don't think I could let anyone do that.
24:19It's fallen off, and then that's what usually happens,
24:22and it grows back, and then it'll fall off again next year.
24:24But this one grows...
24:25It's fallen off again next year?
24:26Yeah, yeah, it falls off every season.
24:28An annual thing.
24:29It's like an annual shedding.
24:30It's like Christmas.
24:31Yeah, this has grown in black already this year.
24:34You should see it down there.
24:34It's like a leap year.
24:36It's incredible.
24:39Call it the podiatrists.
24:41I think I will.
24:43I think in future, all Harry's unseen bits should stay unseen.
24:47Hey, Tommy, before the break,
24:49have you got any juicy secrets to tell us?
24:51I think a secret that not a lot of people know about me,
24:55which this is probably the first time I've ever mentioned it,
24:57so it might have come a shock to my friends as well.
25:00What is it?
25:01Ah, no!
25:03We've not got time.
25:04You'll have to come back and find out what it is.
25:06We've got to do it, we've got to do it, we've got to do it.
25:22Is that me?
25:26Oh, my God.
25:26Say it, say it, say it.
25:28It's just an update to you.
25:29Oh, my God!
25:33Oh, my God!
25:34Yes, an update that it's part three of Love Island unseen bits.
25:39Because I live for this, I live for this.
25:43How are we feeling, girls?
25:45We are strong, we are beautiful, we are slay.
25:48What about you boys already?
25:50Feeling like the one that's here, looking like the man when I look in the mirror.
25:54Nice, boys.
25:55Great, as we have our fingers on the pulse with more on-air gems.
25:59Guys, want to see something?
26:01Look how small my finger fingers.
26:03Let me see.
26:04It is quite small, actually.
26:06It's really small.
26:07It's four centimeters.
26:09Is it?
26:09Oh, my God.
26:11That's my party trick.
26:13We've got this unseen vet nailed.
26:15How do you type and stuff like that?
26:17I don't type.
26:18On your phone.
26:19Oh.
26:20Oh, you can't.
26:22Yeah.
26:23Can you not get the toenails like that as well?
26:26You could if you really wanted to, but that's kind of gross, no?
26:30So, come on, everyone, let's get moving.
26:32You can cut some shapes in there.
26:45Babe, are you okay?
26:47The amount that I've tripped over, this fucking gaff.
26:51Before the break, Tommy was about to reveal a big secret.
26:54So, go on then, Tommy, what is it?
26:56I think a secret that not a lot of people know about me.
26:59I do show a bit of emotion.
27:01So, when did you last cry, Tommy?
27:04Oh, God.
27:05The last time I cried, it was probably the Gavin and Stacey special on Christmas Day.
27:13That moment when Mick stood up at the church at Smithy's wedding.
27:17Oh, my God.
27:18I was in pieces.
27:19I'm welling up myself now.
27:22Quick, play a clip to distract me.
27:25After ten years of Love Island, all these beautiful people look the same to me.
27:30But maybe that's just a Scottish thing.
27:32What do you think, Alima?
27:33Does he not remind you of Tom Clare?
27:35A wee bit.
27:36Yeah, he really does look like Tom Clare.
27:38I've got that before.
27:39But I don't know how I feel about it, really.
27:41Why?
27:41He's good looking, so take it as a compliment.
27:44I'll get Tom Clare every day of my life.
27:46It's not doing me a disservice.
27:47He's a great looking lad.
27:48But I think I might have a little bit more than him.
27:51But no, there could be worse comparisons.
27:54Sure.
27:54I used to get called the Grinch at school.
27:56I swear to you, right?
27:57When I was like, maybe like 12, this girl.
28:02They were laughing because I could see it.
28:05I could see it as well, walking.
28:07I could fucking see it.
28:09People used to call me the Grinch at school.
28:11Well, this one girl did, and then it caught on for like a month.
28:15People used to look like Cindy Lou.
28:16I know.
28:17Oh, my.
28:18That's a better shout.
28:19That's a better shout from Whoville.
28:21I'll tell you who looks like a celebrity.
28:25Dijon Ivan Tony.
28:27He is a dead ringer, mate.
28:29Harry said he thinks I look like Ivan Tony.
28:31So, yeah, Ivan Tony's a lucky man.
28:32Wow.
28:34Our lovely Megan.
28:35Hello, Irish Mila Kunis.
28:37Thanks, guys.
28:39Good job.
28:41I think Shakira looks a bit like Pocahuntas.
28:44I'll check it.
28:45I'll check it.
28:46Oh, we have said that Helena looks a bit like Megan Barton Hanson
28:50from Love Island.
28:51And she's given that energy.
28:52So, I will tell her that when I see her, actually,
28:54because I've not told her that yet.
28:55I keep calling Blue Ron from the other Love Island safeties.
28:59Do you reckon?
29:03I don't think no one's told me I look like anyone yet.
29:06Right.
29:06I have had no lookalikes yet.
29:08Right.
29:09I know exactly who you look like.
29:10Do you remember Sophia Grace and Rosie?
29:12You used to go on the Ellen show.
29:14And they think it's...
29:15Boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
29:16Stop.
29:16Rosie, the blonde one, grown up, you look just like her.
29:19Really?
29:20Yeah.
29:20No.
29:21I'm just Megan Moore.
29:23I've been told to look like Brad Pitt in certain light,
29:25and that light is pitch darkness.
29:27The kitchen is the place where our islanders like to debate all the big questions, like...
29:39I don't know whether I want Friday or post.
29:42Do we have any avocado?
29:44I know.
29:44I'm dying for it.
29:45Because I'm not an ender.
29:46I didn't even check.
29:47There's some big bugs out here, man.
29:53Meg, watch out.
29:55Ex-Islanders get scared by something.
30:00Oh, I hate...
30:02That is a drone.
30:03He's in the bridge.
30:04He's in the bridge.
30:05On my life, that's...
30:07Woo!
30:07Woo!
30:08I have seen...
30:10That's a bird.
30:11What's on that?
30:15What is that?
30:16Is that me?
30:17Is that butt?
30:17What is that?
30:18That needs to move away from me, whatever that thing has.
30:21It'll go.
30:21It'll go.
30:22No.
30:23Stay still.
30:24Stay still.
30:24You look like a flower in that blue bikini.
30:26What the fuck?
30:29Man, what the...
30:30He's like watching you from an end, like chatting up gals.
30:35I don't know.
30:40I feel like me and Hat Dogg when I was chatting to Harry S.
30:42I thought, fuck off.
30:43I know.
30:44It's gone.
30:45What is that?
30:46What is that?
30:49Oh!
30:50Wait, wait.
30:51Oh, I love a happy ending.
30:54Fights, you gave it.
30:55Just drop me off there.
30:57I'll give you five stars at a tip.
30:58Hey.
31:05It's normally around about week three that the Islanders start doing their hilariously and sterling impressions,
31:13but this lot got started early.
31:17A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:22A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:26A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:29A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:33You sound like him.
31:34A new bombshell enters the villa.
31:40Ian should be threatened right now.
31:42I think he should use our voices and his voiceover.
31:45I'm not worried.
31:47One bit, girls.
31:48You've got it all wrong.
31:49Look.
31:51Hello.
31:53I'm here.
31:54Get ready, ready, ready, ready.
31:57A whole new bombshell enters the villa.
32:00No, wait.
32:01Stop.
32:02Even the song's got it wrong.
32:04This is how you do it.
32:07Two new bombshells.
32:09Enter the villa.
32:11It's me and you, an army of truth.
32:16Come on, guys.
32:17Can you not count?
32:19It's Rommel, and he's got Shay in tow.
32:22I'm talking a pose or something you really need to know before dipping your tootsies into villa life.
32:28You want to get your toes out?
32:31None of the boys have got toenails or they're black.
32:34No, yeah.
32:34My toenails are rolled off.
32:35Hey, y'all.
32:37Hey, y'all.
32:38What's the name of that?
32:39Whoa.
32:40Oh, shit.
32:41So how are your toenails?
32:43You're going to have to wait and see one more.
32:44By the pool or saturday.
32:46Welcome to the villa, boys.
32:49Yeah, welcome to the villa, boys.
32:51Just remember to make sure you toe the line.
32:54After his late night in the hideaway, Harry was absolutely exhausted.
33:05He was starving as hell and a sapped him of all his energy.
33:08And as a result, he was feeling a little weak.
33:11Some might say wimpy.
33:13Oh, where's my burger?
33:16Oi, have you eaten my burger?
33:18Gies, you've eaten my burger.
33:19I know you have.
33:20Who ate it?
33:21I haven't eaten it.
33:22I know you've eaten it.
33:22Good question, Dijon.
33:24Who ate it?
33:26To find out, we're launching a special investigation to undercover the identity of breakfast burger burglar.
33:32Whoever committed this crime will be doing porridge for a long time.
33:37First under the spotlight, well, the light from the fridge was Tommy.
33:41Could he be the patty pilferer?
33:44No, he's gone for a good, honest yoghurt and fruit.
33:48Blue goes in to get a drink.
33:54Stealing Shakira from Harry is one thing.
33:56But would he stoop so low as to nick another man's burger?
34:03Next on the scene of the crime, Dijon just grabs some ice and Romel just checks out the cold cuts.
34:12Next under suspicion, it's Tony.
34:14Americans love burgers for breakfast, don't they?
34:17I bet it's her.
34:18I'm sorry, Tony.
34:19Just coffee and milk.
34:25Hang on.
34:25What's this blues comeback?
34:27Bang to rights, bold as brass, brutal, little bugger, is the breakfast burger, burglar.
34:43Gies, you've eaten my burger, I know you have.
34:45You ate it?
34:46I haven't eaten it, I know you've eaten it.
34:47I saw Blue eating a burger this morning.
34:49Fuck off!
34:50You nixed your bird on your burger.
34:52I didn't as well.
34:56Oi, did you eat a burger this morning?
34:57Yeah.
35:00Oh my God.
35:03The biggest crime of all is having a burger for breakfast at all.
35:08Have some muesli, guys.
35:10You'll be less likely to get bunged up.
35:13Open up your love, I'll come in if you want me to.
35:33Open up your love, your heart's thinking I want you.
35:38Hey, how am I looking?
35:42Look at the baby.
35:42Where's oil?
35:43You've got oiled up.
35:45Oiled up, let's go.
35:46Let's go indeed.
35:48We're all oiled up and ready to slide our way into the final part of the show.
35:53Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Beds.
36:01And it's not just the oldie boys that need to avoid an unfortunate slip.
36:06If I slip a nipple, let me know, will you?
36:08Sit back on this sofa, but be careful, because we have some banging clips still to come.
36:20Come on, strike a pose.
36:25And check, check, check, check, check it out.
36:31Okay.
36:33Man like Tommy, he ain't got to wear Johnny.
36:35Why?
36:36Hey, because he's got a little money.
36:37Hey, hey, hey, blue.
36:40Has he got a clue?
36:41Yes, he do, because he might have to go to the loo.
36:44Here's the unseen clip of the girls in the dressing room, and it sounds like they are talking a load of Botox.
36:56What do you have, Tony?
36:57What do you have, Tony?
36:58Just your lips?
36:59Yeah, just my lips, but I haven't gone in years.
37:01The lady that did my lips was in Miami, and now she moved to the Dominican Republic and does lips and penis injections.
37:11I swear to God, I swear to God, you can get filler in your dick.
37:15You can get filler in your willy?
37:16Uh-huh.
37:17Fuck off.
37:18What's the filler in the willy for?
37:22Bro, what do you think it's fucking for?
37:23But then it shrivels up when it's wet.
37:28How would it go soft?
37:29Yeah.
37:30Asking for a friend, but what's that treatment you mentioned?
37:33Is it called Bococs?
37:36And have you thought you'd heard the last of Ben's rap and think again?
37:46Who does he think he is?
37:47Ben and M?
37:49Ice Cab?
37:51MC Uber?
37:53No, no, no, obviously, my name's Ben.
37:55I'm all right with a pen.
37:56Go on, go on, go on.
37:57Am I right with a count to ten?
37:59What, because I've got a friend called Glenn and an uncle called Ken?
38:01Am I having a friend called Len?
38:02What?
38:03Because my name's Ben?
38:04What?
38:04I like women, not men.
38:07Oh.
38:08I used to have a girlfriend called Bren.
38:10Hey, hey, hey.
38:11Did you?
38:11No.
38:13No.
38:14Because I just go with the flow.
38:15You know me, I'm not slow.
38:16Because I stub my toe.
38:18It's Ben and Cole.
38:19Because I keep it on the low.
38:21Only here I've got a mo.
38:23On the boat I might roll.
38:24I'm here to show.
38:26I've got friends, not foe.
38:28Boy better know.
38:29Hey.
38:30Oh, yeah.
38:31See?
38:31I actually reckon rapping's my thing.
38:33I reckon this is what I do.
38:34It's what it's all about.
38:35What?
38:35It's thrown a rapping career.
38:37I wish that unseen clip had remained unheard too.
38:40As we saw, the recoupling at the end of the week was as tense as ever with some long dramatic pauses and epic sweeping shots of the villa building the atmosphere.
38:57The ball was in the girls' court as they got to choose.
39:01Alima chose new boy Ramel, Shakira a couple with Ben, Megan stayed with Tommy, leaving us with five single boys and Helena with a big decision to make.
39:13Me and this boy bounce off of each other's energy quite a lot.
39:17The past couple of days, I think, went from zero to a hundred quite quick.
39:22We both took quite a big risk.
39:24But what was that big risk, Helen, I was talking about?
39:28Was it their outrageous flirting in the hideaway?
39:31Yeah.
39:32Was it Harry's pseudo-celebrity status?
39:39No, Tommy, sorry.
39:40Tom Clear.
39:41Are we better?
39:42Yeah.
39:42He really does look like Tom Clear.
39:43Or was she dreaming of Harry's flowery trousers?
39:50They're pretty risky.
39:53I don't know what these are, bro, but these could be me, mate.
39:57I see it, bro.
39:58Moody, isn't it?
39:59It looks like my dad's trousers.
40:00These, I think these are me, you know.
40:03Yeah, it's really them.
40:04Yeah.
40:05Big time.
40:06I love your fashion suits.
40:09Don't look.
40:10Close your eyes.
40:11Close your eyes.
40:11Close your eyes.
40:12Close your eyes.
40:13Close your eyes.
40:13Close your eyes.
40:14Oh, my God.
40:15Harry wearing it.
40:17Oh, God.
40:17He's got, do you know, like, curtains?
40:19That's what he's got.
40:20Where is he?
40:21Harry's trousers.
40:22Helen's going to die.
40:23She looks so fit.
40:25He's wearing that.
40:26This is cool.
40:26The trousers are wearing, but just wear, like, a blue or a green top, please.
40:30Plain.
40:31You can wear that.
40:32I think that's it.
40:32I'm okay.
40:33I mean, you can say, like, well, thank you for your input.
40:36She might not pick you.
40:39Harry.
40:41Yes, it was Harry's flowing.
40:42Harry's flowery trousers.
40:44It proved lucky in the end.
40:46Lips.
40:49And someone else who was wearing a lucky color was blue, of course.
40:54What's happening, Maya?
40:55Are you all right?
40:55What's happening?
40:56What's happening?
40:56Something goes.
40:57Blue name, blue shorts, blue trainers.
40:59Blue.
41:00Blue by name, blue by nature.
41:01If we go all the way back to day one, it worked out for him then.
41:07But it couldn't save him from being dumped.
41:11Bye.
41:12At least he's wearing a deal.
41:18He come in in blue.
41:20He did, didn't he?
41:22Poetic, man.
41:23Pure poetry in motion.
41:26As blue in blue, felt a little blue when he knew it was time to say to-da-loo.
41:30To-da-loo, blue.
41:31It's back and it's the same goes.
41:34If it's not broke, don't try to fix it.
41:37It's time for...
41:39Free chocolate, man!
41:43This time I asked Algo's to give me the best chat-up lines.
41:47I've never had to use a chat-up line to buy.
41:49They sort of, like, come to me if I'm, like, looking all right on the night.
41:52For now on, you can call me coffee because I'm trying to keep you up all night.
41:57My new favourite one is, do you want to go half-son a beer there?
42:01Simple, sweet and cheeky.
42:04They've never worked for me, but I'm going to keep trying and use them until they do work.
42:09They've definitely worked before sometimes.
42:11Friends are just sick.
42:12Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.
42:14The only number I don't see here is yours.
42:17Oh, that's a good one.
42:19Are you from Tennessee?
42:20Because you're the only Tennessee.
42:22Tennessee, you're Tennessee.
42:25Are you from Tennessee?
42:26You just go up and say, that dress looks good.
42:29It would look better on my bedroom floor.
42:31Get away.
42:32No, thank you.
42:34If it's on DM, I have used this one before, where you go,
42:38oh, I think someone's impersonating you, and they always panic.
42:43And they're like, what, what, what, what, what?
42:44And then you send them Vanessa Instagram account.
42:47Because they're out of this one.
42:50Are you guys ready?
42:53Is your dad a boxer?
42:54Because you are a knockout.
42:56Did that land?
42:59Why are you not laughing?
43:02Why are you not laughing?
43:03Do you fancy a raisin?
43:06No?
43:07How about a date?
43:11I don't think anyone's saying no to that, I'll be honest.
43:14I bet Tommy has got some child blinds.
43:16I'm not an electrician, but I can certainly lighten up your day.
43:19You're a parking ticket, because you've got fine written all over you.
43:21Hang on, let me remember how it goes.
43:22Yeah, it's your 70% water, and I'm thirsty.
43:27What?
43:28I'm not a photographer, but I can picture you and I together.
43:33Oh.
43:33I'm not even playing guards, but I've pulled a queen.
43:38Yeah, I like that one.
43:39The worst chat-up line, and the most frequent one, especially on dating apps, is,
43:44if your name's Shakira, because your hips don't lie.
43:47Yeah.
43:50So annoying.
43:52Don't do that again.
43:53You're done.
43:55Come back next time for some more.
43:58The beach of the night zone.
44:07It was shocking.
44:09It caused drama.
44:11There was a massive twist involving the ginormous telly hanging over the swimming pool.
44:15Come on.
44:15Girls!
44:16Woo!
44:17Woo!
44:20Ssst!
44:20What?
44:22What?
44:22The, here's the substantinky coat of what they got to watch.
44:28Scus me!
44:29Fuck off!
44:30Shh!
44:31Shh!
44:32Well, is that not eggs?
44:33Sorry.
44:34That's that chickpeas of mine.
44:35Hey, eggs, are not that small.
44:36That is eggs.
44:37That's eggs?
44:38What?
44:39What?
44:40Look how small my pinky fingers.
44:42It is quite small, actually.
44:43Really small.
44:44That's it.
44:45It's four centimeters.
44:45We'll leave the girls watching some classic TV see you all next time for more unseen
45:15We'll leave the girls watching some classic TV see you all next time for more