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00:00:00You're supposed to knock, not break down my door, you stupid giant.
00:00:08Duh, why don't you drive with my brother?
00:00:11We're going all the way to New York in that.
00:00:15What do you remember about me, Tristan?
00:00:18What do you remember about me?
00:00:21Aw, the little sister's best friend has a crush on the hot big brother.
00:00:28You're saying you don't remember me?
00:00:30We'll remember shit we did as dumb teens anyways.
00:00:32I'm sure your boyfriend, Stefan...
00:00:34Steven.
00:00:35...would appreciate that.
00:00:38Like you said, we've got 3,000 miles of road to change all that.
00:00:42We don't have anything to do with each other, and I think it's best we keep it that way.
00:00:51I hate you so much.
00:00:54I want you so bad it scares me.
00:01:00Okay, well, all this noise is giving me a headache, so I'm going to go back upstairs.
00:01:13Oh, there's Tristan.
00:01:19I lost my virginity to him, and now he's cozying up to her?
00:01:24It's all so killing me, is that he's my best friend.
00:01:28She'll be pissed if she finds out I slept with her brother.
00:01:30Yeah, uh, I'll be up in a sec.
00:01:35Okay.
00:01:35Right.
00:01:40Why is he acting like nothing happened between us?
00:01:45All those feelings last night?
00:01:49Are they just... gone?
00:01:51I'm stupid to have thought he'd feel the same way.
00:02:04I cannot be dreaming about that asshole right now.
00:02:07Look, even way, I'm not letting you drive across the country, alone, trying to figure out your life.
00:02:13Oh my god, wait!
00:02:14Doug, why don't you drive with my brother?
00:02:17No.
00:02:18I'm going to text him to pick you up tomorrow at 10, okay?
00:02:20I love you.
00:02:21Bye.
00:02:21No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:02:24You're supposed to knock, not break down my door, you stupid giant.
00:02:38Never mind, Wren.
00:02:40She's up now.
00:02:46Tristan, long time no see.
00:02:48Why don't we skip the small talk?
00:02:50I wasn't planning on coming to Sherman Oaks on my way to New York.
00:02:55So, is this your outfit, or...
00:02:59Just... hold on.
00:03:06I think that was the last time we saw each other.
00:03:08I took a red eye from Austin to surprise Wren for a grad party.
00:03:17I don't remember you at that party.
00:03:20I, uh...
00:03:21Left early to go out with my family and boyfriend.
00:03:25Stephen.
00:03:26Boyfriend.
00:03:29Is that all your luggage?
00:03:31Yeah, but I gotta take the sculpture down first.
00:03:35So...
00:03:36Want to give me a hand?
00:03:51I got it.
00:03:58We're going all the way to New York in that?
00:04:00That's the plan, sweetheart.
00:04:01Wow, Tristan.
00:04:04You're just as sweet and considerate as I remember.
00:04:07Tell me, Smiles.
00:04:09What exactly do you remember?
00:04:15Tell me, Smiles.
00:04:17What exactly do you remember?
00:04:19Not much.
00:04:29Perfect.
00:04:30Makes two of us.
00:04:32You're saying you don't remember me.
00:04:34Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:04:37Yeah.
00:04:38Totally.
00:04:40Well, like you said, we got 3,000 miles of road to change all that.
00:04:44We don't have anything to do with each other, and I think it's best we keep it that way.
00:04:47Agreed?
00:04:48Suit yourself.
00:04:49I'm sure your boyfriend, Stefan...
00:04:51Steven.
00:04:52Would appreciate that.
00:04:53Oh, my God.
00:05:23Everything all right?
00:05:24Yeah, uh, I'm just, I'm just worried about Renee.
00:05:30Tell me about it.
00:05:31She just barely moved six months ago, and now she's getting married?
00:05:34Does she even know the guy?
00:05:36Uh, he and Ren seem happy.
00:05:38I guess they're in love.
00:05:40What about you?
00:05:43Me?
00:05:44Yeah, are you in love or what?
00:05:46Yeah, yeah, actually, I am.
00:05:49Yeah.
00:05:51Wasn't telling a joke, but okay.
00:05:53I just think it's funny how you say you're in love, but your little knight in shining armor is the one escorting you to New York.
00:05:59Yeah, he has work. It's very important.
00:06:02Yeah, more important than you.
00:06:05Yeah, you've been biting your lip and bouncing your legs for the last ten minutes because your boyfriend hasn't been picking up your calls, so...
00:06:12You look like, uh, nothing. Forget it.
00:06:17No, you can't do that. Come on, finish your sentence, Tristan. I'm a big girl.
00:06:22I was gonna say...
00:06:23You look like you haven't been properly fucked in forever.
00:06:31Uh, my sex life is none of your business.
00:06:35You're right.
00:06:37Absolutely.
00:06:38I can't believe you just said that.
00:06:39Well, you know, if you're so concerned about my relationship, could you just stop at Stephen's office up here so I can say goodbye?
00:06:45Please.
00:06:46All right, whatever you say, honey.
00:06:52You got ten minutes max.
00:06:54No last-minute quickies, got it?
00:07:06Stephen, turn the fucking phone off.
00:07:08You're killing the mood.
00:07:09Baby, I gotta let it go to a voicemail so she thinks I'm in a meeting.
00:07:18When are you gonna dump her ass? You said you were gonna take me to Hillary.
00:07:21Hey, after the wedding, kitten.
00:07:23Hey, and if I'd have known she was gonna go to art school, I would have never wasted my time.
00:07:30Tristan!
00:07:32What are you doing here?
00:07:33I've been gone for over a half hour.
00:07:36What happened?
00:07:38Nothing. Let's go.
00:07:39You're crying. Did that yuppie boyfriend do something to you?
00:07:42No, Tristan, let's just go, please, before he sees me.
00:07:45Sammy?
00:07:46She didn't catch us, right?
00:07:47That's weird.
00:07:48Thought I heard her.
00:07:52Can I help you?
00:07:54You're the one who needs some help, you slimy piece of shit.
00:07:58You slimy piece of shit.
00:08:00Do I know you?
00:08:01Nah, but I know you.
00:08:03You're the guy stringing along something amazing because you're too much of a coward to let her go.
00:08:08Do you have any idea who you're talking to?
00:08:12How do you even know Sam?
00:08:13Bidiot, why do you even care?
00:08:16Let's just say I'm a friend.
00:08:18Someone who doesn't appreciate ungrateful bastards like you taking advantage of her kindness.
00:08:22My kindness?
00:08:23It just doesn't really get my dick wet, you know?
00:08:27And also doesn't take away from the fact that she's kind of a failure.
00:08:31You don't deserve to say her name.
00:08:33All she ever does is care about you.
00:08:36And you're here talking shit.
00:08:38When you should be thankful, she even gives you the time of fucking day.
00:08:41Who do you think you are coming in here and talking to me like that?
00:08:45I'm the guy about to teach you some respect.
00:08:47I'm going to give you five seconds to get the hell out of my-
00:08:51Oh my god, Steven!
00:08:55The fuck is wrong with you?
00:08:57Security!
00:08:59Get the hell out of my-
00:09:01The fuck is wrong with you?
00:09:05Security!
00:09:06You're lucky that's all I need.
00:09:09And if you ever badmouthed Samantha's mouths again,
00:09:11you so much as look at her wrong,
00:09:14you won't just be losing a plan or two.
00:09:16You'll be losing teeth.
00:09:18Got it.
00:09:26What the hell was that all about?
00:09:28Hey, I didn't ask you to go ape shit on my boyfriend.
00:09:30Oh, you mean your lying, cheating bitch of a boyfriend?
00:09:33God, are you insane?
00:09:34This has nothing to do with you.
00:09:35Why would you just-
00:09:36Because I don't get how a girl like you ends up with a guy like him
00:09:39and it pisses me the fuck off.
00:09:42Why does it piss you off?
00:09:43Why do you even care?
00:09:44Because a guy like him doesn't know the real you.
00:09:47He doesn't even care that he hurts you every single day.
00:09:49And I would never do that to you, Sam, because I just-
00:09:53I-
00:09:54Because you what?
00:09:57Sorry.
00:10:01I-I-I-
00:10:01Just forget it.
00:10:08Because you what?
00:10:10Forget it.
00:10:12What I want to know is why you don't go in there and just dump the guy already.
00:10:15I can't!
00:10:16Okay?
00:10:16You can't?
00:10:17So you're just gonna pretend this fucker isn't cheating on you.
00:10:19Tristan, it's okay.
00:10:20No, it's not okay. He's the fucking scum of the earth.
00:10:22Look, I'll deal with Steven later, alright?
00:10:25I don't want to cause any drama to Renee's big day, so I'll just wait after the wedding, okay?
00:10:31Smiles, you know you deserve more than this, don't you?
00:10:35I just want to get out of here, okay?
00:10:38Please?
00:10:46Fine. Just don't let me catch you crying again.
00:10:49I don't know what I'll do.
00:10:54See?
00:10:56Better.
00:11:15Hey, Sammy. Sorry I didn't pick up earlier, honey.
00:11:18Today was crazy.
00:11:21No, it's okay. No, you're busy.
00:11:23That. Plus this random dude came into the office and assaulted me.
00:11:27Oh, no. Are you alright?
00:11:29Yeah, but it was just so weird.
00:11:31It seemed like he knew you.
00:11:33Big blonde guy, kind of looks like a surfer.
00:11:35No, doesn't sound familiar.
00:11:36But I'm glad you're okay.
00:11:38Yeah, I should be alright for the wedding.
00:11:39I gotta go.
00:11:40Have a safe drive, honey. Love you.
00:11:42Yeah, I love you too.
00:11:43See you soon.
00:11:46Don't look at me like that.
00:11:47Look, I'll figure it out after the wedding.
00:11:49This isn't forever.
00:11:50Yeah, I heard that one before.
00:11:51Good night, Tristan.
00:12:14Good night.
00:12:44You know what you need.
00:12:48A nice dip in the lake to wash off all our germs.
00:12:51I can't even swim.
00:12:52Then I can just teach you. Duh.
00:12:58I'll never understand how I feel about him.
00:13:01To him, I'll always just be his baby sister's best friend.
00:13:06Earth to Samantha.
00:13:06Miles, there's something I've been wanting to tell you.
00:13:24Yes?
00:13:24Do you guys mind if we share at the dock?
00:13:36Uh, sure.
00:13:37Hey, Savannah.
00:13:54It's Samantha.
00:13:55Oh, right.
00:13:58For sure.
00:13:59Um, so Tristan said you're friends with his sister, right?
00:14:04You know, it would be so slay if you could be a girl's girl and put in a good word for us.
00:14:10I don't think he'd listen to me.
00:14:12Come on, Sabrina.
00:14:13You would be doing us a huge favor.
00:14:15Girl.
00:14:16I can tell you what else is probably huge.
00:14:20You don't need me to get him.
00:14:22I'm nobody.
00:14:23What the fuck's your problem, huh?
00:14:27What?
00:14:28What's your problem?
00:14:29Please, no one actually reads anymore.
00:14:31That book's just a prop for your little nerdy girl act, isn't it?
00:14:34What?
00:14:36Hey.
00:14:36Hey.
00:14:37You want to be different so bad.
00:14:40You really think playing all sweet and innocent is going to get him to like you?
00:14:44What?
00:14:44Oh my god, look at her blushing.
00:14:46She thinks she's a main character in one of her stupid little books.
00:14:49Aw, the little sister's best friend has a crush on the hot big brother.
00:14:54I do not have a crush on him.
00:14:56Just leave me alone.
00:15:05Oh yeah?
00:15:06Is that why you're parading your tits around?
00:15:08So the nerdy girl's actually a slut, huh?
00:15:11Hey, what the hell's going on?
00:15:14You want his attention, sweetie?
00:15:16Well then let us help you.
00:15:19Hey, what the fuck was that?
00:15:35She's not coming back up.
00:15:37Come on.
00:15:37Oh.
00:15:57Oh.
00:15:58hey tell me you're all right oh my god wow tristan you are literally a hero
00:16:17don't fucking touch me all right just get out of here
00:16:20babe come on it was an accident we were just messing around
00:16:25I said get out before you get thrown in the water next go
00:16:31are you hurt another must have nicked me with their nails
00:16:55thank you for saving me
00:16:59those girls they push you in because of me
00:17:07it isn't your fault isn't it if I would have just paid more attention god I feel like such a piece
00:17:13of shit you're not a piece of shit you know if Ren were there she'd call me the same thing
00:17:18and she wouldn't be wrong
00:17:19oh my god I'm so sorry I I'm so sorry I don't know why I just did that
00:17:28is that your way of thanking me for rescuing you
00:17:31that was just my way of shutting you up
00:17:36oh really
00:17:38then I should get you to shut me up every day
00:17:42we shouldn't
00:17:54no no no Ren is my best friend
00:17:57you kissed me first
00:17:58remember
00:17:59I know but
00:18:01you're her older brother
00:18:03and she hates when girls make moves on you
00:18:05but you're not just any girl
00:18:10forget everyone else
00:18:19it's just you and me
00:18:22do you want me Sam
00:18:27I couldn't quite hear those smiles
00:18:31was that the answer in the
00:18:32I want you
00:18:40Chester
00:18:42I want you
00:18:42Chester
00:18:43but we could go
00:18:51we could be in love
00:18:55but in my way
00:18:56sitting here talking
00:18:59I don't want to stop
00:19:09don't
00:19:11have you ever done this before?
00:19:21have fun
00:19:23I think I'm ready much my first everything
00:19:25Sam
00:19:27where were you?
00:19:55I went to the bathroom
00:20:01I don't remember you coming home last night
00:20:03I lost track of time at the lake
00:20:09you were asleep when I got back
00:20:11the girls from across the lake came by when you were gone
00:20:18you brought me this
00:20:20so like in exchange you'll give us your brother's number right?
00:20:24Ren
00:20:25do they think I'm stupid?
00:20:26like I don't know they're trying to use me to get to Tristan
00:20:28it's all anyone does
00:20:30it's always about Tristan
00:20:31honestly I think my dad even loves him more than me
00:20:34you would never do that to me
00:20:41right Sam?
00:20:42you're my friend because you love me?
00:20:46of course
00:20:48you're positive that you have absolutely no feelings for my brother
00:20:52come on
00:20:53you know I hate him
00:20:54we both hate him
00:20:55he's a fuckboy who's full of himself and doesn't have a single interesting thought in his shallow little head
00:21:02Tristan doesn't mean anything to me
00:21:04and he never will
00:21:08Tristan doesn't mean anything to me
00:21:10and he never will
00:21:12I know I can trust you
00:21:14always Ren
00:21:15come on
00:21:16it's me and you
00:21:27there they go
00:21:28showing off golden boy
00:21:29again
00:21:30attention everyone
00:21:31we are both so proud of Tristan
00:21:34you know UT Austin gave him a full scholarship
00:21:38my boy's gonna be a Longhorn
00:21:41he had the summer off
00:21:42but next week he is off to college
00:21:45and back to the grind
00:21:47isn't that right son?
00:21:49yes sir
00:21:56Tristan just had to invite his stupid jock friends over
00:22:03oh great
00:22:04the airheads from across the lake are here too
00:22:06hey
00:22:10whoa are you okay?
00:22:11you look like you just saw a ghost
00:22:13you want his attention sweetie?
00:22:15well then let us help you
00:22:21hmm?
00:22:22yeah
00:22:23oh yeah
00:22:24fine
00:22:25god all this noise is hurting my head
00:22:27I'm gonna go back upstairs
00:22:28want me to pick out a movie for a storage?
00:22:30yeah
00:22:31uh
00:22:32I'll be up in a sec
00:22:33okay
00:22:38hey Tristan
00:22:39can I talk to you?
00:22:40I feel like you've been avoiding me
00:22:43all day
00:22:45oh hey smiles
00:22:47need something?
00:22:48need something?
00:22:49no
00:22:51never mind
00:22:52just
00:22:54forget it
00:22:56forget it
00:22:57forget it
00:22:58I knew you'd come around
00:23:11want to take this to your room?
00:23:13nah
00:23:14not in the mood
00:23:15I'm never gonna be that stupid
00:23:16I'm never gonna be that stupid
00:23:17I'm never gonna be that stupid
00:23:18I'm never gonna be that stupid again
00:23:19i'm never gonna be that stupid again
00:23:21shit
00:23:22doing
00:23:23что
00:23:43new
00:23:44new
00:23:47new
00:23:48Tristan!
00:23:50Come on!
00:23:52Open up, it's already 10, we gotta get on the road!
00:23:54If you don't get up in the next 10 seconds, I swear to God, I'll beat down this door with my fist!
00:24:02Glad to see you're in a better mood this morning.
00:24:05Please, tell me you're not naked.
00:24:09Please, tell me you're not naked.
00:24:11Put some clothes on, the people of Utah don't need to see that.
00:24:14Hate to break it to you, but lots of people want to see that.
00:24:18If you wanted to get me in bed, you could have just said so.
00:24:23Shut up, there was somebody else that was coming outside of their room.
00:24:26Put that on.
00:24:28God, can you hurry up so we can go already?
00:24:30Gee, thanks.
00:24:32Well, just paying back the favor, consider us even now.
00:24:40Hey, tell me you're alright.
00:24:44Are you nervous or something, Smiles?
00:24:46No.
00:24:47Why would I be?
00:24:48Grew up Ren, you and Ren, it's nothing I haven't seen before.
00:24:52It's okay to admit you liked what you saw.
00:24:56We're not teens anymore, Tristan.
00:24:57You can't tease me like this.
00:25:01What if I'm not teasing, though?
00:25:02What if I'm serious?
00:25:03Tristan Montgomery, being serious?
00:25:06I'll believe it when I see it.
00:25:08Do I look serious enough now?
00:25:14It's in a scar.
00:25:19We should, uh, get going.
00:25:24Meet you outside.
00:25:25We're out of gas.
00:25:26No, we're not.
00:25:27Filled up yesterday.
00:25:28Hey.
00:25:29Gas gauge is broken, genius.
00:25:30Got gas last night.
00:25:31We were taking your depression now.
00:25:32We're driving 3,000 miles in a car with a broken gas gauge?
00:25:33Gotten us this far, haven't I?
00:25:34Do you know how many asshole-sounding things you say a day?
00:25:35How many asshole-sounding things you say a day?
00:25:36So, what have you been up to the last five years, huh?
00:25:38Thought you didn't like small talk.
00:25:39Come on, lighten up your mind.
00:25:41I'm telling you, you're not a lot of people.
00:25:42I ain't gonna lie.
00:25:43You're not a lot of people.
00:25:44You know I'm a little fool.
00:25:45I'm one guy and I'm not a lot, man.
00:25:46I'm a little bit too close to you.
00:25:47I'm a big fan.
00:25:48You know you're a guy.
00:25:49I'm a little sleso-sounding thing.
00:25:50You know, you know, you know.
00:25:51Hey.
00:25:52Gas gauge is broken, genius.
00:25:53Got gas last night.
00:25:54We were taking your depression now.
00:25:55We're driving 3,000 miles in a car with a broken gas gauge.
00:25:58So, what have you been up to the last five years, huh?
00:26:02Thought you didn't like small talk.
00:26:04Come on, lighten up smiles. No harm in some conversation, right?
00:26:07It's basically just school and work.
00:26:10I graduated last year, now I'm a bartender.
00:26:12You don't do sculptures full-time?
00:26:14As much as I'd like to. I can't do art full-time unless it's paying my bills full-time.
00:26:19What about you?
00:26:21I own my own business, cleaning pools.
00:26:24How did that happen?
00:26:26A year ago, I overheard some rich lady at a bar complaining about how disgusting her green pool was.
00:26:32Her friend started saying she should hire a good-looking pool guy to make her husband jealous.
00:26:37That's where I came in.
00:26:38Sounds like a bad porno.
00:26:40A bad porno? Oh, you wound me smiles.
00:26:56Hey, uh, smiles. You still awake?
00:27:00Hey.
00:27:06Hey.
00:27:07Uh, I have a hell of a headache. Do you have any aspirin?
00:27:11Yeah. Come in.
00:27:34You gonna keep starin' or actually ask me about it?
00:27:37I'm sorry.
00:27:39I just don't remember you having that scar last time we met.
00:27:45How did you get it?
00:27:46Playing football?
00:27:48I remember it was raining.
00:27:49I was calling the play, lining up on the field, and nothing.
00:27:59I woke up in the hospital with tubes coming out everywhere.
00:28:03That was the last time I played college ball.
00:28:05I lost my scholarship.
00:28:08I'm so sorry.
00:28:13Well...
00:28:17You still got the rest of our relax, don't you?
00:28:30Thank you for the aspirin.
00:28:32I'm gonna let you get some sleep, alright?
00:28:35See tomorrow, Sam.
00:28:43What can I get for ya?
00:28:44Just two coffees, please.
00:28:46Huh?
00:28:47So, you folks aren't from around here, are ya?
00:28:49You and that poppin' hot dish of a man outside?
00:28:52Oh, no.
00:28:54Uh, we're still on the way to my best friend's wedding in New York City.
00:28:56He's her older brother.
00:28:57So you're shacking up with your best friend's brother?
00:28:59No, I have a boyfriend.
00:29:00Well, that's complicated, but Tristan and I aren't.
00:29:03I mean, we hooked up once, but it was years ago.
00:29:05He doesn't even remember.
00:29:09Oh, sweet pea.
00:29:11You think the man giving you bedroom eyes from all the way across the road wouldn't remember something like that?
00:29:19Think again.
00:29:20Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:29:28Hey.
00:29:31Anything sound good?
00:29:33What do you remember about me, Tristan?
00:29:35Uh, what do you mean?
00:29:38Uh, what do you mean?
00:29:40You can't possibly remember absolutely nothing about me.
00:29:43Right?
00:29:46Uh, I remember you always wore two braids split right down the middle.
00:29:51Yeah.
00:29:55What do you remember about me?
00:29:56What do you remember about me?
00:30:05I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Pig Bear.
00:30:09Especially the last one.
00:30:11I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Pig Bear.
00:30:15Did some stupid shit there?
00:30:17I guess we all did stupid shit.
00:30:19You know what else I remember?
00:30:21I remember you being a selfish, arrogant fuckboy who cared about nothing and no one but himself.
00:30:24Oh, really?
00:30:25Is that it?
00:30:27What is that supposed to mean?
00:30:29Nothing.
00:30:31You are completely right, Smiles.
00:30:33That's exactly who I am.
00:30:35You are completely right, Smiles.
00:30:38That's exactly who I am.
00:30:40You are completely right, Smiles.
00:30:42You are completely right, Smiles.
00:30:46That's exactly who I am.
00:30:54Did we just run out of gas?
00:31:08I filled up three hours ago.
00:31:15I told you this would happen.
00:31:17We're out of gas.
00:31:19No, we're not.
00:31:20For the last time, we did not run out of gas.
00:31:22Oh, yeah? How do you know?
00:31:23I know my car.
00:31:25My God.
00:31:28Do we have a problem?
00:31:30You are my problem.
00:31:32My best friend is getting married in three days, and instead of giving me a real answer, you're saying cryptic shit like,
00:31:37I know my car, because you're too much of a man to admit when you don't know anything!
00:31:44What do you want me to say?
00:31:46That it's my fault?
00:31:48Fine. It's my fucking fault. This whole mess is my fault.
00:31:52God, I should have never agreed to do this.
00:31:55Should've just told Wren no.
00:31:56Agreed to what?
00:32:01Wren talked you into this.
00:32:03Didn't she?
00:32:05You didn't want to drive me.
00:32:07Sam.
00:32:11Sam, no, no, I'm sorry.
00:32:13I'm sorry, I didn't mean it.
00:32:16Hey. Hey.
00:32:22I'm frustrated too.
00:32:27We're in this together.
00:32:28Right?
00:32:30You and me.
00:32:40What in the devil are the two of you doing all the way out here?
00:32:43You two are real lucky I found you.
00:32:44Well, I have one of my boys come out and tow your car, bring it back to the shop. We'll take a look in the morning. For now, let's get you someplace cozy.
00:32:56Hey, we appreciate the help.
00:32:57Oh, if possible, could you please tell them to be careful? I have a gift for my friend in the trunk and I don't want it damaged.
00:33:04You have my word, miss.
00:33:06Thank you so much, sir.
00:33:08Ah, just call me Bob.
00:33:11So, what brings you two around these parts?
00:33:14We're on our way to New York. My best friend's getting married.
00:33:16Well, then you're the maid of honor. I'll bet you're a hell of a stunner in your dress. Don't you agree, son?
00:33:23One hundred percent.
00:33:32How can I help you tonight?
00:33:34Uh, two rooms, please.
00:33:38Ah, shoot. I'm afraid there's only one room left.
00:33:41That's okay. We'll just go somewhere else. Thanks.
00:33:55Uh, sir?
00:33:58We're the only spot in town. Everything else is over three hours away.
00:34:04One room will be fine.
00:34:09Look, it's just one night.
00:34:13Sorry I was being silly.
00:34:26So, are we gonna talk about it?
00:34:30I...
00:34:32I think it's better if we don't.
00:34:34Just forget it.
00:34:35Just forget it.
00:34:43Sorry.
00:34:46About what I said at the cafe earlier, I didn't mean it.
00:34:49I know.
00:34:55Goodnight, Sam.
00:34:56Hey, honey.
00:34:57Sorry I haven't called. I've been caught up at the office. How's the drive been?
00:35:07Uh, it's been... crazy, honestly. The car broke down and we had to...
00:35:11That's nice. Anyway, I got some bad news, Sammy. My boss wants me to go to Napa this weekend.
00:35:16I can't make it to the wedding after all.
00:35:18Are you kidding? I mean...
00:35:20No, you're supposed to fly in Friday. You can't miss one single fucking work event.
00:35:23Honey, you're being ridiculous. I can't tell my boss no. He needs me.
00:35:27Yeah, well what about what I need? Do you know how humiliating it'll be to show up alone?
00:35:31I mean, no, no, no. We've been planning this for months, Steven. God, how could you? I...
00:35:42What was that?
00:35:44What was that?
00:35:46Huh?
00:35:47Oh, nothing. My coworker just said something.
00:35:49Anyway, I'm sorry to have let you down, but I promise I'll make it up to you when you get back.
00:35:52Okay? See you soon.
00:36:01Hey, you okay? What happened?
00:36:05Steven's not coming to the wedding.
00:36:09Broke up with him.
00:36:11What are you gonna say? I told you so. You should've dumped him from the start. Smiles, you dumbass.
00:36:15Sam, no. I'm sorry.
00:36:17I'm sorry.
00:36:18No. Everything in my life is falling apart. I don't want to hear some bullshit like I'm sorry.
00:36:22Okay, just wait. Just wait.
00:36:23No, I should've never agreed to this. I should've said no. I should've...
00:36:26Sam! Sam!
00:36:40Sam!
00:36:41God, Tommy, don't fuck you jerk!
00:36:48Will you just stop? I'm trying to help.
00:36:51Why?
00:36:52Because.
00:36:53Because why?
00:36:54Because he can't swim.
00:36:57You remember.
00:37:00Sam, just listen.
00:37:01No, you lied to me, Tristan. You do remember Lake, the night of the cabin, everything. Don't you?
00:37:08Yes, I remember.
00:37:12Sam, where are you going?
00:37:17Sam, where are you going?
00:37:19Get as far away from you as I can. Also, I can swim now, asshole.
00:37:25Sam, just stop! Samantha!
00:37:32Yeah.
00:37:34Alright. Yeah, be right there.
00:37:41Fuck.
00:37:42Fuck.
00:37:43I picked up the car.
00:37:44Um.
00:37:45We're not gonna leave until we...
00:37:46I picked up the car.
00:37:47Um.
00:37:48We're not gonna leave until we...
00:37:52We're not gonna leave until we...
00:37:53We're not gonna leave until we...
00:37:58We're not gonna leave until we...
00:37:59We're not gonna leave until we...
00:38:00We're not gonna leave until we...
00:38:04We're not gonna leave until we...
00:38:11...
00:38:12And you near until to...
00:38:14You're not gonna leave until we...
00:38:15we're not gonna leave until we talk I don't feel like talking what are you
00:38:30doing I don't know I don't want to think anymore
00:38:45how much have you had to drink doesn't matter make me feel things Tristan I've never felt
00:38:58before I hate you so much but I want you so bad it scares me
00:39:15sorry I can't
00:39:45you hungry
00:40:00this how it's gonna be the rest of the trip
00:40:14like what like you not talking to me not even looking at me
00:40:22is this all because the last night
00:40:26answer me
00:40:31yes
00:40:34yes this is exactly how it'll be if you don't want me at least have the balls to tell me to my face
00:40:42I can handle words but I can't
00:40:44woman embarrass me like that
00:40:46why let me make a fool of myself over you again
00:40:49hey hey hey
00:40:50you think I don't want you
00:40:52you think it almost didn't kill me to push you away last night
00:40:57I have never wanted anything or anyone like I want you and last night I almost lost control
00:41:05but you were drunk and I wasn't gonna take advantage of you like that
00:41:11I call for the girl
00:41:13you think it's really cool
00:41:18I've really looked awesome
00:41:19you think it could be the best
00:41:21but it could be just a cut
00:41:22Oh my goodness
00:41:25I want you, Tristan.
00:41:43Hey, so one room or two?
00:42:07Um, one room, please.
00:42:13Here you go.
00:42:15We gotta use the bathroom real quick.
00:42:17Wait, can I use your phone?
00:42:18Mine died in the pool.
00:42:20Tell her I say hi.
00:42:22Christopher, you lowlife sack of shit.
00:42:24Tell me where you are right now.
00:42:26Renee, it's me.
00:42:28Oh my god, Sam?
00:42:29Where the hell have you been, loca?
00:42:31I fell in a pool.
00:42:32It's a long story, but I...
00:42:34I'm really sorry, Ren.
00:42:35Don't be.
00:42:36I'm sorry I haven't called.
00:42:37I've been so caught up with this wedding planning bullshit.
00:42:39God, I wish you could have been here to make it easier.
00:42:42I'm so used to us telling each other everything.
00:42:44Yeah.
00:42:45About that, I...
00:42:46Make sure my brother gets you here in one piece, okay?
00:42:48Love you!
00:42:53Everything good?
00:42:54Yeah.
00:42:55Yeah, everything's fine.
00:42:59You okay?
00:43:00Been all quiet since you got off the phone with Renee.
00:43:03Look, I think whatever this thing is, it's probably best if we stop it here.
00:43:11What?
00:43:12Why?
00:43:13Is this because of Renee?
00:43:14Yesterday was a mistake.
00:43:20And it can't happen again.
00:43:23Really?
00:43:25Was...
00:43:26You and me five years ago in the cabin a mistake too?
00:43:32I don't know, you tell me.
00:43:33No, you tell me.
00:43:34You wanna talk about saying shit to each other's faces?
00:43:36Let's do it.
00:43:37What are you talking about?
00:43:38You're the one who said you did stupid shit at the cabin.
00:43:41There's some stupid shit there.
00:43:43You're the one who kissed the girl at the party after we had sex!
00:43:46I hate Tristan. Tristan's a fuckboy.
00:43:51Tristan doesn't mean anything to me, and he never will.
00:43:54Ring any bells?
00:43:56You heard Renee and I that morning.
00:44:01Did you mean it?
00:44:02Of course I didn't.
00:44:04Then why'd you say it?
00:44:05Why'd you push me away?
00:44:07And why'd you spend five years avoiding me?
00:44:10Renee is my best friend, and she...
00:44:13You didn't know what it was like for her growing up in your shadow.
00:44:15I just...
00:44:16I didn't wanna hurt her!
00:44:18God.
00:44:20I'm sorry.
00:44:21I just...
00:44:23I don't regret last night.
00:44:25And I do wanna tell Wren, I just...
00:44:28I'm so tired of secrets.
00:44:32Yeah.
00:44:34It's okay.
00:44:36I get it.
00:44:39You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:44:45You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:44:51I, uh, came to drop off some things at the house, and...
00:44:56I saw my dad...
00:44:58With his assistant.
00:45:02Tristan!
00:45:03My parents are gonna try and play nice at the wedding, but...
00:45:09My mom's a fucking mess.
00:45:11And I feel like I'm just...
00:45:13Waiting for everything to fall apart.
00:45:16Yeah, I know how you feel.
00:45:17Last month, I opened my first art gallery.
00:45:20And I didn't sell a single piece.
00:45:23I watched everyone walk past me and my life's work.
00:45:27And I realized I'd spent...
00:45:30Years wasting my time.
00:45:33Chasing some stupid dream.
00:45:36It isn't stupid.
00:45:38You're what makes you happy, right?
00:45:41Then it's worth it.
00:45:44My ex wouldn't think so.
00:45:46You're not...
00:45:48Still in love with him, are you?
00:45:50Oh, God, no.
00:45:52Honestly, I don't...
00:45:54Know if I ever was.
00:45:56Then why stay with him so long?
00:45:58Everything with Steven was...
00:46:00Easy.
00:46:01Comfortable.
00:46:02Even when I knew there was nothing there,
00:46:03I didn't want to admit my relationship was another failure.
00:46:09It wasn't until you came back into my life that I realized what I was missing.
00:46:16I'm so scared of failing, I haven't let myself live.
00:46:18You deserve everything.
00:46:32You hear me?
00:46:34Everything.
00:46:36I wanted to hate you.
00:46:39But I don't.
00:46:41I don't.
00:46:43I don't hate you either, Sam.
00:46:46It's him.
00:46:48I never have.
00:47:17Oh, finally made it.
00:47:20I have something for you.
00:47:26A cell phone?
00:47:28If we're gonna pretend like nothing's happening,
00:47:31we need a way to get a hold of each other.
00:47:36Wild Stallion?
00:47:38Is that your code name?
00:47:40Call me that whenever you want, baby.
00:47:42I can't help you.
00:47:43We hate each other.
00:47:47Are you sure you're okay with not telling anybody about us yet?
00:47:50That's what you want, right?
00:47:52Last time I talked to Renee, I was still with Steven.
00:47:54I just don't want to overshadow her on her wedding day
00:47:56and have everyone talk about a girl who just got out of the five year late.
00:47:59Ow.
00:48:01Your head smiles. I said I understand.
00:48:03You can be my dirty little secret.
00:48:04Oh, stop.
00:48:07So, did you tell Renee we're here?
00:48:09You motherfuckers.
00:48:12Took you long enough?
00:48:15You're gonna have to bulk up if you want a second.
00:48:18Careful, that's my future bride, man.
00:48:20Ben, you remember my dipshit brother, Tristan?
00:48:23Just good to see you again, man.
00:48:25And you must be Samantha.
00:48:27Renee has said so much about you.
00:48:29I feel like I already know you.
00:48:30Bring it in.
00:48:32I'll take your bag.
00:48:34Yes!
00:48:36Oh, my God!
00:48:38I know.
00:48:40Did Tristina play nice or do I need to beat his ass?
00:48:43What are you gonna do, twinkle toes? Do a pirouette on me?
00:48:45A pirouette on her corpse if you were meaning my bestie, yes.
00:48:48Relax, run. It wasn't bad. It was kind of nice, actually.
00:48:53You know, other than Tristan's stupid car breaking down
00:48:55because he was driving around with no gas gauge like a dumbass.
00:48:57Yeah?
00:48:59And who's the dumbass I had to fish out of the motel pool in Iowa?
00:49:03I don't think I ever heard a thank you, Tristan, my heroic savior.
00:49:07I didn't need saving from the pool that was barely five feet deep.
00:49:10Jeez. You are not kidding.
00:49:12They really do hate each other.
00:49:14Yeah.
00:49:16Anywho!
00:49:18You big strong boys can handle the luggage, right?
00:49:21I need to get mine made up all the fitted into a dress!
00:49:23No, deep tissue.
00:49:35Okay, the tie works.
00:49:39Mom.
00:49:41Please.
00:49:43Okay, we'll have to figure it out.
00:49:45Are you alone?
00:49:47You wish.
00:49:49I'm with Renee in her room. My room's next door.
00:49:51That's too bad. You should be in mine instead.
00:49:53Have some self-control, Stallion.
00:49:55I like it when you call me that.
00:49:57What's your room number? I'll be there in two minutes.
00:49:59You can't. I'm with your sister.
00:50:00Tell her she's a fucking cock block.
00:50:02Sam, can you come here for a sec? I need help picking up my earrings.
00:50:05See what I mean?
00:50:06Look, I'll see you at the wedding rehearsal, okay?
00:50:08Come to my room later, please.
00:50:10Sam? Are you alive?
00:50:11I gotta go. I'll talk to you later.
00:50:17Okay, which ones?
00:50:19I think the pearls.
00:50:22Thank God you're here.
00:50:24I can't wait to be married so I never have to clean the wedding again.
00:50:28It just took me so long to get here. I'm sorry I miss so much.
00:50:31Oh my God, don't be silly.
00:50:33If anything, I'm mad at Steven for not being there for you
00:50:36when all the shit went down on the way here.
00:50:38When does he arrive anyways?
00:50:42When does he arrive anyways?
00:50:45I broke up with him.
00:50:47What? When? Why?
00:50:50He's cheating on me.
00:50:54You were right, Wren.
00:50:56I mean, he always put everything else above me.
00:50:59I just blindly went along with it.
00:51:00Look, I was gonna wait until the end of your wedding to end things, but I...
00:51:05When he told me he couldn't make it and all, I just...
00:51:08I couldn't do it anymore.
00:51:10God, I'm sorry.
00:51:12But I called him and told him it's over, so hopefully neither of us have to see him again.
00:51:17How do you take it?
00:51:19Like a pussy?
00:51:21I have no clue.
00:51:22My phone drowned at the Iowa motel pool.
00:51:26Come here.
00:51:28Oh, serves him right.
00:51:30Honestly, I'm surprised he hasn't been calling me nonstop trying to get to you.
00:51:34I'm done with him.
00:51:37That's the fucking spirit!
00:51:40Look, you are a free woman now, okay?
00:51:42And I'm gonna make sure you catch at least one dick at the sweat.
00:51:45Oh, God, I missed you so much.
00:52:01We've only been eight hours since we've seen each other.
00:52:05I had you hold myself for days.
00:52:08Non-stop.
00:52:09I'm hooked on you now.
00:52:11Wait, hold on.
00:52:12Can we talk?
00:52:13Sure?
00:52:15What about?
00:52:16I was talking with Wren earlier and...
00:52:19Oh, I had them bring it to my room instead of yours because it's next to Renee's.
00:52:24So she wouldn't find out.
00:52:26Thank you, Tristan.
00:52:28I didn't even think of that.
00:52:31So, what'd you talk about with her?
00:52:33Does she know about us?
00:52:34No, but I think...
00:52:37I think I want to tell her the truth tomorrow.
00:52:41Are you sure?
00:52:43Your parents are gonna be here and...
00:52:45I don't want you to have to keep any more secrets from her.
00:52:49But I'm done, too.
00:52:52No more hiding.
00:52:53I want to be able to dance with you at the reception.
00:52:55Superception.
00:52:58I'll do it.
00:52:59I'm done.
00:53:01I'm done.
00:53:03I'm done.
00:53:04How could you?
00:53:24I...
00:53:26I...
00:53:27Why was she here?
00:53:32Did someone see?
00:53:34Mom showed up this morning, and, uh, dad wasn't with her.
00:53:39She found out about the affair, and she came here, and she saw us, and...
00:53:47Oh, my God.
00:53:53You were right.
00:53:55I should have just told her from the start.
00:53:57If we were kids, this is where he would say something smug, and I would show you, and you'd call me a idiot.
00:54:06Well, we ain't kids anymore, huh?
00:54:11Mom's down in the lobby.
00:54:13She's in shock, too.
00:54:14Will you be all right without me for a little bit?
00:54:16I'll be okay.
00:54:19I'll be okay.
00:54:30See you over here, so again?
00:54:31I'm in love with Tristan and fucking Montgomery.
00:54:46Thanks for coming, guys.
00:54:48It's good to have you.
00:54:49I'm so afraid.
00:54:51Excuse me.
00:54:53How's Wren?
00:54:58As well as can be expected.
00:55:00You know, Tristan's been trying to get a hold of him for hours.
00:55:03Now, I've only met their dad once, but I never would have thought he'd do something like this.
00:55:08Maybe something happened to him.
00:55:10Like, his flight got canceled, or his phone died, I...
00:55:13Surprise!
00:55:15Steven, what are you doing here?
00:55:20I left work for you, Sammy.
00:55:22Aren't you happy to see me?
00:55:23Didn't you get my text?
00:55:25What text?
00:55:26I didn't get any text.
00:55:27The text I sent you in Iowa!
00:55:30Boy, I fell in the pool.
00:55:31Oh, my God.
00:55:32I broke up with him.
00:55:42Wait.
00:55:43Don't I know that guy?
00:55:45God, I cannot believe you, Steven.
00:55:47Jesus Christ, I came out all this way, and you're not even happy to see me.
00:55:50And what's this mysterious text you keep talking about?
00:55:53Look, I don't want to make a scene.
00:55:54Let's just go talk to me.
00:55:55No.
00:55:57Whatever you want to say to me, you can say in front of all these people.
00:56:03No.
00:56:04Whatever you want to say to me, you can say in front of all these people.
00:56:08God, do you have any idea what it took me to get here?
00:56:10And you're not even a little bit grateful for everything that I've done for you.
00:56:14I broke up with you.
00:56:17Excuse me?
00:56:18I texted you that I was breaking up with you because I know you're cheating on me with your secretary.
00:56:23And you know, I don't give a shit about your boss or your shitty law firm, you pretentious fucking asshole.
00:56:29Honey, what?
00:56:30What are you talking about?
00:56:32Come on, you're being crazy.
00:56:33You know I love you.
00:56:34I would never cheat on you.
00:56:36I saw her.
00:56:37She was on your lap.
00:56:39What are you going to dump her ass?
00:56:41You said you were going to take me to Hillary.
00:56:42Hey, after the wedding, kitten.
00:56:44You were there.
00:56:46Sammy, honey.
00:56:48Listen, that, that girl, she's nobody.
00:56:51I'll admit I made a mistake, but I can change.
00:56:55No, Steven.
00:56:56I made the mistake of wasting five years of my life with you, but it's over now.
00:57:02I'm done putting your life above mine.
00:57:04Sam, you're not in the right mind.
00:57:06I know you love me.
00:57:08You can't live without me.
00:57:09You even told me so.
00:57:10Listen to me.
00:57:11You don't know what you're throwing away with me.
00:57:13You need me.
00:57:15Not anymore.
00:57:16Now, get out.
00:57:34My dad isn't coming.
00:57:37Tristan's going to have to walk me down the aisle.
00:57:42Everyone thinks Tristan's unbreakable, but he's not.
00:57:44I went to his room, but he wasn't there.
00:57:48I tried calling.
00:57:49This typical Tristan.
00:57:51It doesn't like anyone seeing him is weak.
00:57:54He gets that from my dad.
00:57:57Why didn't you tell me?
00:57:59It was your wedding.
00:58:00I didn't want to take your big day away from me.
00:58:03It's bullshit, and you know it.
00:58:06You're right.
00:58:07I didn't tell you because...
00:58:09Because my feelings were so big, and everything was happening so fast.
00:58:14And what, you don't think I can handle the truth?
00:58:17I'm an adult, Sam.
00:58:19We're all fucking adults now.
00:58:20I didn't want to tell anyone.
00:58:24Not even you.
00:58:26Because if I told you, then that makes it real, and I...
00:58:29I didn't know if I was ready for that.
00:58:31Do you love Tristan?
00:58:36Yes.
00:58:37I loved him.
00:58:44I love him so much.
00:58:51Then you need to tell him.
00:58:53I know.
00:58:54Who presents this woman to be married to this man?
00:59:17Her mother and I do.
00:59:18Finn, do you take Renee to be your lawfully-witted wife?
00:59:25I do.
00:59:26Do you take Finn to be your lawfully-witted husband?
00:59:30I do.
00:59:32Then, by the power vested in me by the state of New York,
00:59:35I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:59:39You may kiss the bride.
01:00:00Haven't you called or texted me back?
01:00:02Are you ignoring me?
01:00:04I don't know what you mean.
01:00:05I'm sorry.
01:00:05I didn't know Steven was going to show up.
01:00:07You told me you broke up with him.
01:00:09I did.
01:00:10I swear.
01:00:11Then why was he here?
01:00:13Why was he holding you in his fucking arms, kissing you?
01:00:17Okay, I told you.
01:00:18I told you about my dad's affair.
01:00:21I told you how that shit wrecked me, and you just let me lay in your bed like I'm just another goddamn plane.
01:00:28Please let me explain.
01:00:29Please let me explain.
01:00:33Save it.
01:00:33I'm done.
01:00:39Hi.
01:00:43What are you doing in here?
01:00:45You should be at your reception.
01:00:47I can't celebrate when I know my maid of honor's in here dying inside.
01:00:51Come on, I locked the door.
01:00:51Will you please come out?
01:00:52Besides, I didn't choose my heels correctly, and I need to sit.
01:01:04Remember when I went to see Tristan during fall finals sophomore year?
01:01:08It was because he was in a bad accident.
01:01:11I know.
01:01:12He told me his football career was over after that.
01:01:15But what I remember most was I'm immediately looking at my dad.
01:01:20All Tristan saw was disappointment.
01:01:23So after everything with my dad broke his world, when he saw you with Steven, I ended it with Steven.
01:01:29He didn't get my text, but I would never use Tristan like that.
01:01:32I know.
01:01:34I know.
01:01:35He won't even talk to me.
01:01:37Even if he won't talk to you, you need to talk to him.
01:01:40If you really love him, he'll listen.
01:01:44Come here.
01:01:51Please give it up for Samantha Smiles.
01:02:02I have known Renee Montgomery since we were in First Grid.
01:02:06Last year, she called me up at midnight and told me she met a guy.
01:02:11She told me she loved him and that they were getting married.
01:02:15I didn't say this at the time, but my first thought was,
01:02:18Are you out of your goddamn mind?
01:02:21I've been with a man for five years and still wasn't open to the idea of forever.
01:02:24How could she be so sure in only a few weeks?
01:02:27I realized...
01:02:30Wren had it right.
01:02:32Time doesn't matter when you're giving your heart to someone else.
01:02:35Because love is about being vulnerable.
01:02:39And doing the things that scare you.
01:02:42Like giving your heart to someone after only a few weeks.
01:02:45Or a few days.
01:02:47That's how Renee and Finn fell in love.
01:02:50And that's how I did too.
01:02:52To the bride and groom.
01:02:55And to love that is timeless.
01:02:57Excuse me.
01:03:09Is this sculpture yours?
01:03:11Um, yes.
01:03:12It's mine.
01:03:13I own a gallery in Soho.
01:03:15Give me a call when you can.
01:03:16I'd love to chat about acquiring all your pieces.
01:03:19I'm sorry.
01:03:20All my pieces?
01:03:21Absolutely.
01:03:22Your art isn't precisely what I'm looking for.
01:03:26I look forward to your call.
01:03:27Hey, can we talk?
01:03:48Oh, now you want to talk?
01:03:49After you avoided me for the whole wedding?
01:03:51I know.
01:03:51I stood up in front of all those people.
01:03:53I...
01:03:53I was scared.
01:03:59Okay?
01:03:59I was shitty to you.
01:04:01I know that.
01:04:02I was angry.
01:04:04Hurt.
01:04:04And instead of letting you in, I shut you out.
01:04:06So when I saw you with Steven, all of those insecurities, you started pouring out of me again.
01:04:12I mean, he had you for five years.
01:04:15I only been with you for a few days.
01:04:17Eventually, I dropped the ball and you see that it wasn't enough.
01:04:21So I convinced myself that it would hurt less if I just walked away first.
01:04:29You know, that you'd be better off with someone else.
01:04:32Trust him.
01:04:33I realized that I was being a coward for pushing you away.
01:04:41I was being a coward for pushing you away.
01:04:44Hey, I know now that if I let that happen, I will be giving up on the best thing that's
01:04:51ever happened to me.
01:04:53Time stops when I'm with you.
01:04:56It stopped the night of the cabin all those years back.
01:05:01And it stopped again when you got in my car in Los Angeles.
01:05:06Yeah, I know I should let you go, but I want you to need me the way that I need you.
01:05:13How can I believe you, Tristan?
01:05:17Because, Samantha Smiles, I am just miserably, pathetically in love with you.
01:05:23I want every week, every day, every moment to be with you.
01:05:33What do you say?
01:05:34Forget the past.
01:05:35Ignore the future.
01:05:36Let's just get in my car and drive.
01:05:38You and me.
01:05:38We'll go anywhere the world wants to go.
01:05:40I'll go anywhere in the world with you.
01:05:41You're really going to take us around the world in this piece of junk?
01:05:45Sweetheart, I'll make sure you get this a fucking Pluto.
01:05:48You know, as long as I'm going with you.
01:05:51Just say yes.
01:05:53Please say yes, please.
01:05:54Yes.
01:05:54And I won't run out of gas.
01:06:18I love them both, but I'm literally going to kill them if they don't make up before
01:06:23the honeymoon's over.
01:06:24Maybe some relationships just take time to...
01:06:27Wait, isn't it them right now?
01:06:29No fucking way.
01:06:31They're making out too.
01:06:33Whoa.
01:06:34You owe me 50 bucks?
01:06:36Did you two dumbasses really think you could get away without saying bye to the bride?
01:06:40I hope you know I'm going to be so annoying at your guys' wedding.
01:06:43Oh, get your hands off my girl, Brad.
01:06:45Hey, she was my friend.
01:06:47She was your girl, babe.
01:06:48You're always going to be number one.
01:06:50Oh, we will see about that.
01:06:53Have fun on your honeymoon, Sugar Plum.
01:06:55We are going to hit the road.
01:07:00Where are you guys even going?
01:07:02To the gas station.
01:07:13We are going to hit the road.
01:07:15We are going to hit the road.
01:07:16We are going to hit the road.
01:07:16We are going to hit the road.
01:07:17We are going to hit the road.
01:07:18We are going to hit the road.
01:07:19We are going to hit the road.
01:07:20We are going to hit the road.
01:07:21We are going to hit the road.
01:07:22We are going to hit the road.
01:07:23We are going to hit the road.
01:07:24We are going to hit the road.
01:07:25We are going to hit the road.
01:07:26We are going to hit the road.
01:07:27We are going to hit the road.
01:07:28We are going to hit the road.
01:07:29We are going to hit the road.
01:07:30We are going to hit the road.
01:07:31We are going to hit the road.
01:07:32We are going to hit the road.
01:07:33We are going to hit the road.
01:07:34We are going to hit the road.