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00:00:00You're supposed to knock, not break down my door, you stupid giant.
00:00:08Doug, why don't you drive with my brother?
00:00:11We're going all the way to New York in that.
00:00:14What do you remember about me, Tristan?
00:00:17What do you remember about me?
00:00:20Aww, the little sister's best friend has a crush on the hot big brother.
00:00:26You're saying you don't remember me?
00:00:30Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:00:33I'm sure your boyfriend, Stefan, would appreciate that.
00:00:38But like you said, we've got 3,000 miles of road to change all that.
00:00:42We don't have anything to do with each other, and I think it's best we keep it that way.
00:00:52I hate you so much.
00:00:55But I want you so bad it scared me.
00:01:10Okay, well all this noise is giving me a headache, so I'm gonna go back upstairs.
00:01:14Oh, there's Tristan.
00:01:19I lost my virginity to him, and now he's cozying up to her?
00:01:23What's also killing me is that he's my best friend.
00:01:28She'll be pissed if she finds out I slept with her brother.
00:01:31Yeah, I'll be up in a sec.
00:01:34Okay.
00:01:35Why is he acting like nothing happened between us?
00:01:43All those feelings last night?
00:01:47Are they just gone?
00:01:51Gone?
00:01:56I'm stupid to have thought he'd feel the same way.
00:02:04I cannot be dreaming about that asshole right now.
00:02:06Look, even way, I'm not letting you drive across the country, alone, trying to figure out your life.
00:02:13Oh my god, wait!
00:02:14Duh, why don't you drive with my brother?
00:02:17No.
00:02:18I'm gonna text him to pick you up tomorrow at 10, okay?
00:02:20I love you.
00:02:21Bye.
00:02:22No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:02:25You're supposed to knock, not break down my door, you stupid.
00:02:28Giant.
00:02:39Never mind, Wren.
00:02:40She's up now.
00:02:47Tristan, long time no see.
00:02:48Mind if we skip the small talk?
00:02:50I wasn't planning on coming to Sherman Oaks on my way to New York.
00:02:55So, is this your outfit or...?
00:02:59Just, hold on.
00:03:06I think that was the last time we saw each other.
00:03:13We took a red eye from Austin to surprise Wren for a grad party.
00:03:16I don't remember you at that party.
00:03:19I, uh...
00:03:22Left early to go out with my family and boyfriend.
00:03:25Steven.
00:03:26Boyfriend.
00:03:29Is that all your luggage?
00:03:31Yeah, but I gotta take the sculpture down first.
00:03:33So...
00:03:36Mind giving me a hand?
00:03:37I got it.
00:03:58We're going all the way to New York in... that?
00:04:01That's the plan, sweetheart.
00:04:03Wow, Tristan.
00:04:04You're just as sweet and considerate as I remember.
00:04:07Tell me, Smiles.
00:04:09What exactly do you remember?
00:04:15Tell me, Smiles.
00:04:17What exactly do you remember?
00:04:28Not much.
00:04:30Perfect.
00:04:31Makes two of us.
00:04:33You're saying you don't remember me?
00:04:35Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:04:37Yeah.
00:04:39Totally.
00:04:41Well, like you said, we got 3,000 miles of road to change all that.
00:04:45We don't have anything to do with each other, and I think it's best we keep it that way.
00:04:48Agreed?
00:04:49Suit yourself.
00:04:50I'm sure your boyfriend, Stefan.
00:04:52Steven.
00:04:53Would appreciate that.
00:04:54Will you hear this?
00:04:55Will you hear this?
00:04:56Will you hear this?
00:05:22Everything alright?
00:05:24Yeah, uh, I'm just... I'm just worried about Renee.
00:05:29Tell me about it.
00:05:31She just barely moved six months ago, and now she's getting married? Does she even know the guy?
00:05:36Uh, he and Ren seem happy. I guess they're in love.
00:05:40What about you?
00:05:42Me?
00:05:44Yeah, are you in love or what?
00:05:46Yeah, yeah, actually I am.
00:05:49Yeah.
00:05:51Wasn't telling a joke, but okay.
00:05:54I just think it's funny how you say you're in love, but your little knight in shining armor is the one escorting you to New York.
00:06:00Yeah, he has work. It's very important.
00:06:02Yeah, more important than you.
00:06:05Yeah, you've been biting your lip and bouncing your legs for the last ten minutes because your boyfriend hasn't been picking up your calls, so...
00:06:13You look like, uh, nothing. Forget it.
00:06:18No, you can't do that. Come on, finish your sentence, Tristian. I'm a big girl.
00:06:23I was gonna say...
00:06:27You look like you haven't been properly fucked in forever.
00:06:30Uh, my sex life is none of your business.
00:06:35You're right. Absolutely.
00:06:38I can't believe you just said that.
00:06:39Well, you know, if you're so concerned about my relationship, could you just stop at Steven's office up here so I can say goodbye? Please?
00:06:46Alright, whatever you say, honey.
00:06:52You got ten minutes max. No last minute quickies, got it?
00:07:06Steven, turn the fucking phone off. You're killing the mood.
00:07:09Hey, baby, I gotta let it go to a voicemail so she thinks I'm in a meeting.
00:07:18What are you gonna dump her ass? You said you were gonna take me to Hillary.
00:07:21Hey, after the wedding, kitten. Hey, and if I'd have known she was gonna go to art school, I would have never wasted my time.
00:07:27What are you doing here?
00:07:31Tristian! What are you doing here?
00:07:33I've been gone for over a half hour.
00:07:36What happened?
00:07:38Nothing. Let's go.
00:07:39You're crying. Did that yuppie boyfriend do something to you?
00:07:42No, Tristian, let's just go, please, before he sees me.
00:07:45Sammy?
00:07:46She didn't catch us, right?
00:07:47That's weird. I thought I heard her.
00:07:49Can I help you?
00:07:52You're the one who needs some help, you slimy piece of shit.
00:07:58You slimy piece of shit.
00:08:00Do I know you?
00:08:01Nah, but I know you.
00:08:03You're the guy stringing along something amazing because you're too much of a coward to let her go.
00:08:08Do you have any idea who you're talking to?
00:08:12How do you even know Sammy? Better yet, why do you even care?
00:08:15Let's just say I'm a friend. Someone who doesn't appreciate ungrateful bastards like you taking advantage of her kindness.
00:08:23Kindness? It just doesn't really get my dick wet, you know?
00:08:28And also doesn't take away from the fact that she's kind of a failure.
00:08:32You don't deserve to say her name. All she ever does is care about you.
00:08:37And you're here talking shit when you should be thankful she even gives you the time of fucking day.
00:08:41Who do you think you are coming in here and talking to me like that?
00:08:45I'm the guy about to teach you some respect.
00:08:48I'm gonna give you five seconds to get the hell out of my-
00:08:51Oh my god, Steven!
00:08:55The fuck is wrong with you? Security!
00:08:59Get the hell out of my-
00:09:04The fuck is wrong with you? Security!
00:09:06Security!
00:09:07You're lucky that's all I need.
00:09:09Hey, if you ever badmouth Samantha smiles again, you so much as look at her wrong, you won't just be losing a client or two.
00:09:17You'll be losing teeth.
00:09:19Got it?
00:09:20What the hell was that all about?
00:09:28Hey, I didn't ask you to go ape shit on my boyfriend!
00:09:31Oh, you mean your lying, cheating bitch of a boyfriend?
00:09:33God, are you insane? This has nothing to do with you! Why would you just-
00:09:37Cuz, I don't get how a girl like you ends up with a guy like him and it pisses me the fuck off.
00:09:42Why does it piss you off? Why do you even care?
00:09:44Because a guy like him doesn't know the real you!
00:09:47He doesn't even care that he hurts you every single day and-
00:09:51I would never do that to you, Sam, because I just-
00:09:54I-
00:09:56Because you what?
00:10:00Sorry, I-I just forget it.
00:10:03Because you what?
00:10:06Forget it.
00:10:08What I want to know is why you don't go in there and just dump the guy already.
00:10:11I can't! Really?
00:10:12You can't? So you're just gonna pretend this fucker isn't cheating on you.
00:10:15Tristan, it's okay.
00:10:16No, it's not okay. He's the fucking scum of the earth.
00:10:18Look, I'll deal with Steven later, alright?
00:10:21I don't want to cause any drama to Renee's big day, so I'll just wait after the wedding, okay?
00:10:26Smiles.
00:10:28He's the fucking scum of the earth.
00:10:29Smiles, you know you deserve more than this, don't you?
00:10:35I just want to get out of here.
00:10:37Okay?
00:10:38Please?
00:10:46Fine. Just don't let me catch you crying again.
00:10:50I don't know what I'll do.
00:10:54See?
00:10:56Better.
00:10:59Hey, Sammy. Sorry I didn't pick up earlier, honey. Today was crazy.
00:11:08No, it's okay. No, you're busy.
00:11:10That, plus this random dude came into the office and assaulted me.
00:11:14Oh no, are you alright?
00:11:15Yeah, but it was just so weird. Seemed like he knew you. Big blonde guy, kinda looks like a surfer.
00:11:23Nope, doesn't sound familiar, but I'm glad you're okay.
00:11:24Yeah, I should be alright for the wedding. I gotta go. Have a safe drive, honey. Love you.
00:11:32Yeah, I love you too. See you soon. Don't look at me like that. Look, I'll figure it out after the wedding. This isn't forever.
00:11:45Yeah, I heard that one before.
00:11:48Good night, Tristan.
00:11:49Good night, Tristan.
00:11:50Yeah, I heard that one before.
00:12:13Good night, Tristan.
00:12:20Poof!
00:12:29Is this the book about the sexy elves and shit?
00:12:46You know what you need.
00:12:48A nice dip in the lake to wash off all our germs.
00:12:51I can't even swim.
00:12:52Then I can just teach you, duh.
00:12:58He'll never understand how I feel about him.
00:13:01To him, I'll always just be his baby sister's best friend.
00:13:06Earth to Samantha.
00:13:15Smiles.
00:13:18There's something I've been wanting to tell you.
00:13:24Yes?
00:13:27Hey!
00:13:32You guys mind if we share at the dock?
00:13:36Uh, sure.
00:13:37Uh-huh.
00:13:52Hey, Savannah.
00:13:54It's Samantha.
00:13:56Oh.
00:13:57Right.
00:13:58For sure.
00:13:59Um, so Tristan said you're friends with his sister, right?
00:14:04You know, it would be so slay if you could be a girl's girl and put in a good word for us.
00:14:10I don't think he'd listen to me.
00:14:11Come on, Sabrina.
00:14:13You would be doing us a huge favor.
00:14:15Girl.
00:14:16I can tell you what else is probably huge.
00:14:20You don't need me to get him.
00:14:22I'm nobody.
00:14:23What the fuck's your problem, huh?
00:14:27What?
00:14:28What's your problem?
00:14:29Please.
00:14:29No one actually reads anymore.
00:14:31That book's just a prop for your little nerdy girl act, isn't it?
00:14:34What?
00:14:35Hey!
00:14:36Hey!
00:14:37You want to be different so bad?
00:14:40You really think playing all sweet and innocent is going to get him to like you?
00:14:44What?
00:14:44Oh my god, look at her blushing.
00:14:46She thinks she's a main character in one of her stupid little books.
00:14:50Aw, the little sister's best friend has a crush on the hot big brother.
00:14:54I do not have a crush on him.
00:14:56God, just leave me alone.
00:15:05Oh yeah?
00:15:06Is that why you're parading your tits around?
00:15:08So the nerdy girl's actually a slut, huh?
00:15:11Hey, what the hell's going on?
00:15:14You want his attention, sweetie?
00:15:16Well then let us help you.
00:15:27Hey, what the fuck was that?
00:15:35She's not coming back up.
00:15:37Come on.
00:15:44Tell me you're alright.
00:16:13Oh my god.
00:16:15Wow, Tristan, you are literally a hero.
00:16:17Don't fucking touch me.
00:16:19Alright, just get out of here.
00:16:20Babe, come on.
00:16:22It was an accident.
00:16:23We were just messing around.
00:16:25I said get out.
00:16:28Before you get thrown in the water next.
00:16:31Go!
00:16:36Are you hurt?
00:16:36They must have nicked me with their nails.
00:16:56Thank you for saving me.
00:16:58Those girls, they push you in because of me.
00:17:09It isn't your fault.
00:17:10Isn't it if I were to just pay more attention?
00:17:12God, I feel like such a piece of shit.
00:17:14You're not a piece of shit.
00:17:16You know, if Ren were there, she'd call me the same thing.
00:17:18And she wouldn't be wrong.
00:17:19Oh my god, I'm so sorry.
00:17:25I, I, I'm so sorry.
00:17:27I don't know why I just did that.
00:17:28Is that your way of thanking me for rescuing you?
00:17:32That was just my way of shutting you up.
00:17:35Oh, really?
00:17:39Then I should get you to shut me up every day.
00:17:53We shouldn't.
00:17:55No, no, no, Ren is my best friend.
00:17:57You, you kissed me first.
00:17:59Remember?
00:18:00I, I know.
00:18:00But you're her older brother.
00:18:03And she hates when girls make moves on you.
00:18:05I, but, but, you're not just any girl, Ren.
00:18:18Forget everyone else.
00:18:20It's just you and me.
00:18:26Do you want me, Sam?
00:18:29I couldn't quite hear those smiles.
00:18:32Was that a yes, Ren, though?
00:18:35I want you, Trista.
00:18:42I want you, Trista.
00:18:42I don't want to stop.
00:19:08Have you ever done this before?
00:19:23I think I'm ready much my first everything.
00:19:25I think I'm ready much my first everything.
00:19:25I think I'm ready much my first thing.
00:19:55I think I'm ready much my first thing.
00:19:58Where were you?
00:19:59I went to the bathroom.
00:20:01I don't remember you coming home last night.
00:20:06I lost track of time at the lake.
00:20:09And you were asleep when I got back.
00:20:16The girls from across the lake came by when you were gone.
00:20:19You brought me this.
00:20:21So, like, in exchange, you'll give us your brother's number, right?
00:20:25Ren, I...
00:20:25Do they think I'm stupid?
00:20:27Like, I don't know they're trying to use me to get to Tristan.
00:20:30It's all anyone does.
00:20:31It's always about Tristan.
00:20:32Honestly, I think my dad even loves him more than me.
00:20:41You would never do that to me.
00:20:43Right, Sam?
00:20:44You're my friend because you love me.
00:20:47Of course.
00:20:48You're positive that you have absolutely no feelings for my brother.
00:20:52Come on.
00:20:54You know I hate him.
00:20:55We both hate him.
00:20:56He's a fuckboy who's full of himself and doesn't have a single interesting thought in his shallow little head.
00:21:02Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:21:04And he never will.
00:21:08Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:21:11And he never will.
00:21:13I know I can trust you.
00:21:15Always, Ren.
00:21:16Come on.
00:21:17It's me and you.
00:21:18Do it.
00:21:20There they go.
00:21:28Showing on the golden boy again.
00:21:31Attention, everyone.
00:21:32We are both so proud of Tristan.
00:21:35You know UT Austin gave him a full scholarship.
00:21:40My boy's going to be a longhorn.
00:21:42He had the summer off, but next week he is off to college and back to the grind.
00:21:48Isn't that right, son?
00:21:49Hey, yes, sir.
00:21:57Tristan just had to invite his stupid jock friends over.
00:22:04Oh, great.
00:22:05The airheads from across the lake are here, too.
00:22:08Hey.
00:22:11Whoa, are you okay?
00:22:12You look like you just saw a ghost.
00:22:14You want his attention, sweetie?
00:22:16Well, then let us help you.
00:22:17Ah!
00:22:19Yeah.
00:22:23Oh, yeah.
00:22:24Fine.
00:22:25God, all this noise is hurting my head.
00:22:28I'm going to go back upstairs.
00:22:30Want me to pick out a movie first to watch?
00:22:31Yeah.
00:22:32Uh, I'll be up in a sec.
00:22:35Okay.
00:22:38Hey, Tristan.
00:22:40Can I talk to you?
00:22:40I feel like you've been avoiding me.
00:22:44All day.
00:22:47Oh, hey, smiles.
00:22:49Need something?
00:22:50No.
00:22:51Never mind.
00:22:52Just forget it.
00:22:57Forget it.
00:22:58Okay.
00:22:58I knew you'd come around.
00:23:25Want to take this to your room?
00:23:28Ah, not in the mood.
00:23:42I'm never going to be that stupid again.
00:23:50Tristan!
00:23:51Come on!
00:23:52Open up, it's already 10.
00:23:53We've got to get on the road!
00:23:54If you don't get up in the next 10 seconds, I swear to God, I'll beat down this door with
00:23:59my fist!
00:24:03Glad to see you're in a better mood this morning.
00:24:05Please tell me you're not naked.
00:24:10Please tell me you're not naked.
00:24:11Put some clothes on.
00:24:12The people of Utah don't need to see that.
00:24:14Hate to break it to you, but lots of people want to see that.
00:24:17If you wanted to get me in bed, you could have just said so.
00:24:23Shut up.
00:24:24There was somebody else that was coming outside of their room.
00:24:26Put that on.
00:24:28God, can you hurry up so we can go already?
00:24:31Gee, thanks.
00:24:33Well, just pay him back the favor.
00:24:34Consider us even now.
00:24:41Hey, tell me you're all right.
00:24:42Are you nervous or something, Smiles?
00:24:47No.
00:24:47Why would I be?
00:24:49Grew up when you were in rent.
00:24:50It's nothing I haven't seen before.
00:24:52It's okay to admit you liked what you saw.
00:24:56We're not teens anymore, Tristan.
00:24:58You can't tease me like this.
00:25:02What if I'm not teasing, though?
00:25:03What if I'm serious?
00:25:05Tristan Montgomery.
00:25:06Being serious?
00:25:08I'll believe it when I see it.
00:25:09Do I look serious enough now?
00:25:12It's not a scar.
00:25:19We should, uh, get going.
00:25:24Meet you outside.
00:25:33We're out of gas.
00:25:34No, we're not.
00:25:35Fill up yesterday.
00:25:38Hey.
00:25:39Gas gauge is broken, genius.
00:25:41Got gas last night.
00:25:42We were taking your depression now.
00:25:44We're driving 3,000 miles in a car with a broken gas gauge.
00:25:47Gotten us this far, haven't I?
00:25:48Do you know how many asshole-sounding things you say today?
00:25:50So, what have you been up to the last five years, huh?
00:26:02I thought you didn't like small talk.
00:26:04Come on, lighten up smiles.
00:26:06No harm in some conversation, right?
00:26:08It's basically just school and work.
00:26:10And I graduated last year, now I'm a bartender.
00:26:13You don't do sculptures full-time?
00:26:14As much as I'd like to.
00:26:16I can't do art full-time unless it's paying my bills full-time.
00:26:20What about you?
00:26:21I own my own business.
00:26:23Cleaning pools.
00:26:25How did that happen?
00:26:26A year ago, I overheard some rich lady at a bar complaining about how disgusting her green
00:26:32pool was.
00:26:33Her friend started saying she should hire a good-looking pool guy to make her husband jealous.
00:26:37That's where I came in.
00:26:38Sounds like a bad porno.
00:26:41A bad porno?
00:26:42Oh, you wound me, Smiles.
00:26:57Hey, uh, Smiles, you still awake?
00:27:01Hey.
00:27:07Hey.
00:27:07Hey, uh, I have a hell of a headache.
00:27:11Do you have any aspirin?
00:27:12Yeah.
00:27:13Come in.
00:27:34You gonna keep staring or actually ask me about it?
00:27:38I'm sorry.
00:27:39Shh.
00:27:40I just don't remember you having that scar last time we met.
00:27:45How did you get it?
00:27:47Playing football?
00:27:48I remember it was raining.
00:27:51I was calling the play, lining up on the field, and nothing.
00:27:57I woke up in the hospital, and I woke up in the hospital with tubes coming out of everywhere.
00:28:04That was the last time I played college ball.
00:28:06I lost my scholarship.
00:28:08I'm so sorry.
00:28:09Well, I forgot the rest of our lives, don't I?
00:28:19I'm so sorry.
00:28:19I'm so sorry.
00:28:19I'm so sorry.
00:28:20I'm so sorry.
00:28:20Thank you for the aspirin.
00:28:33I'm gonna let you get some sleep, all right?
00:28:35I'll see you tomorrow, Sam.
00:28:36What can I get for you?
00:28:45Just two coffees, please.
00:28:46Huh?
00:28:47So, you folks aren't from around here, are you?
00:28:50You and that popping hot dish of a man outside?
00:28:53Oh, no.
00:28:54We're still on the way to my best friend's wedding in New York City.
00:28:57He's her older brother.
00:28:58So you're shacking up with your best friend's brother?
00:29:00No, I have a boyfriend.
00:29:01Well, that's complicated.
00:29:02But Tristan and I aren't.
00:29:04I mean, we hooked up once, but it was years ago.
00:29:06He doesn't even remember.
00:29:07Oh, sweet pea.
00:29:12You think the man giving you bedroom eyes from all the way across the road wouldn't remember
00:29:17something like that?
00:29:19I think he can't.
00:29:22Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:29:29Hey.
00:29:31Anything sound good?
00:29:33What do you remember about me, Tristan?
00:29:35Uh, what do you mean?
00:29:40I can't possibly remember absolutely nothing about me, right?
00:29:46Uh, I remember you always wore two braids split right down the middle.
00:29:52Yeah.
00:29:56What do you remember about me?
00:30:02It's okay.
00:30:03I remember every summer at your family's cabinet, Pig Bear.
00:30:10Especially the last one.
00:30:16I remember every summer at your family's cabinet, Pig Bear.
00:30:20There's some stupid shit there.
00:30:22I guess we all did stupid shit.
00:30:27You know what else I remember?
00:30:29I remember you being a selfish, arrogant fuckboy who cared about nothing and no one but himself.
00:30:35Oh, really?
00:30:36Is that it?
00:30:38What's that supposed to mean?
00:30:39Nothing.
00:30:44You are completely right, Smiles.
00:30:49That's exactly what I am.
00:30:50Did we just run out of gas?
00:31:08I filled up three hours ago.
00:31:10I told you this would happen.
00:31:17We're out of gas.
00:31:19No, we're not.
00:31:20For the last time, we did not run out of gas.
00:31:23Oh, yeah?
00:31:23How do you know?
00:31:24I know my car.
00:31:25My God.
00:31:28Do we have a problem?
00:31:30You are my problem.
00:31:32My best friend is getting married in three days.
00:31:34And instead of giving me a real answer, you're saying cryptic shit like,
00:31:37I know my car.
00:31:38Because you're too much of a man to admit when you don't know anything.
00:31:45What do you want me to say?
00:31:47That it's my fault?
00:31:49Fine.
00:31:49It's my fucking fault.
00:31:51This whole mess is my fault.
00:31:53God, I should have never agreed to do this.
00:31:55So just told Ren no.
00:31:56Agreed to what?
00:31:59Ren talked you into this.
00:32:04Didn't she?
00:32:05You didn't want to drive me.
00:32:08Sam.
00:32:12Sam.
00:32:12No, no, I'm sorry.
00:32:14I'm sorry.
00:32:14I didn't mean it.
00:32:16Hey.
00:32:17Hey.
00:32:22I'm frustrated, too.
00:32:27We're in this together.
00:32:28All right?
00:32:29You and me.
00:32:41What in the devil are the two of you doing all the way out here?
00:32:48You two are real lucky I found you.
00:32:50Well, I'll have one of my boys come out and tow your car, bring it back to the shop.
00:32:54We'll take a look in the morning.
00:32:55For now, let's get you someplace cozy.
00:32:57Hey, we appreciate the help.
00:32:58Oh, if possible, could you please tell them to be careful?
00:33:02I have a gift for my friend in the trunk, and I don't want it damaged.
00:33:05You have my word, miss.
00:33:07Thank you so much, sir.
00:33:08Ah.
00:33:09Just call me Bob.
00:33:12So, what brings you two around these parts?
00:33:15We're on our way to New York.
00:33:16My best friend's getting married.
00:33:18Well, then you're the maid of honor.
00:33:19I'll bet you're a hell of a stunger in your dress.
00:33:22Don't you agree, son?
00:33:24One hundred percent.
00:33:32How can I help you tonight?
00:33:34Uh, two rooms, please.
00:33:36Mm-hmm.
00:33:36Oh, shoot.
00:33:40I'm afraid there's only one room left.
00:33:46I'm afraid there's only one room left.
00:33:52That's okay.
00:33:53We'll just go somewhere else.
00:33:55Thanks.
00:33:57Uh, sir?
00:33:58We're the only spot in town.
00:34:02Everything else is over three hours away.
00:34:09One room will be fine.
00:34:11Look, it's just one night.
00:34:14Sorry I was being silly.
00:34:15So, are we gonna talk about it?
00:34:30I...
00:34:31I think it's better if we don't.
00:34:35Just forget it.
00:34:43Sorry.
00:34:45About what I said at the cafe earlier, I didn't mean it.
00:34:50I know.
00:34:56Good night, Sam.
00:35:03Hey, honey.
00:35:04Sorry I haven't called.
00:35:05I've been caught up at the office.
00:35:06How's the drive been?
00:35:08Uh, it's been crazy, honestly.
00:35:10The car broke down and we had to...
00:35:12That's nice.
00:35:12Anyway, I got some bad news, Sammy.
00:35:15My boss wants me to go to Napa this weekend.
00:35:17I can't make it to the wedding after all.
00:35:19Are you kidding?
00:35:20I mean...
00:35:21No, you're supposed to fly in Friday.
00:35:22You can't miss one single fucking work event.
00:35:24Honey, you're being ridiculous.
00:35:26I can't tell my boss no.
00:35:28He needs me.
00:35:28Yeah, well, what about what I need?
00:35:30Do you know how humiliating it'll be to show up alone?
00:35:32I mean...
00:35:33No, no, no, no.
00:35:33We've been planning this for months, Steven.
00:35:35God, how could you?
00:35:36I...
00:35:36What was that?
00:35:45What was that?
00:35:46Huh?
00:35:47Oh, nothing.
00:35:48My co-worker just said something.
00:35:49Anyway, I'm sorry to have let you down, but I promise I'll make it up to you when you get back.
00:35:53Okay?
00:35:53See you soon.
00:35:54Hey, you okay?
00:36:04What happened?
00:36:05Steven's not coming to the wedding.
00:36:09Broke up with him.
00:36:12What are you going to say?
00:36:13I told you so.
00:36:13You should have dumped him from the start.
00:36:14Smiles, you dumbass.
00:36:16Sam, no.
00:36:17I'm sorry.
00:36:18No.
00:36:19Everything in my life is falling apart.
00:36:21I don't want to hear some bullshit.
00:36:22Like, I'm sorry.
00:36:23Okay, just wait.
00:36:24No, I should have never agreed to this.
00:36:25I should have said no.
00:36:27I should have...
00:36:27Sam, Sam.
00:36:41Sam!
00:36:47God, let me go.
00:36:48Don't fucking go.
00:36:49Will you just stop?
00:36:50I'm trying to help.
00:36:51Why?
00:36:52Because.
00:36:53Because why?
00:36:54Because you can't swim.
00:36:57You remember.
00:37:00Sam, just listen.
00:37:02Don't.
00:37:02You lied to me, Tristan.
00:37:03You do remember Lake, the night of the cabin.
00:37:05Everything.
00:37:06Don't you?
00:37:09Yes.
00:37:09I remember.
00:37:13Sam, where are you going?
00:37:18Sam, where are you going?
00:37:20I'm going to get as far away from you as I can.
00:37:22Also, I can swim now, asshole.
00:37:25Sam, just stop.
00:37:27Samantha.
00:37:33Yeah.
00:37:33All right.
00:37:35All right.
00:37:35All right.
00:37:35Yeah, be right there.
00:37:42Fuck.
00:37:42I picked up the car
00:38:06but we're not going to leave
00:38:09until we
00:38:09I don't feel like talking
00:38:27what are you doing
00:38:31I don't know
00:38:35but I don't want to think anymore
00:38:38never
00:38:40how much have you had to drink
00:38:49doesn't matter
00:38:50you make me feel things Tristan
00:38:56things I've never felt before
00:38:58I hate you so much
00:39:02but I want you so bad it scares me
00:39:07I don't know
00:39:21I'm sorry, I can't.
00:39:51Hey, are you hungry?
00:40:03Is this how it's going to be the rest of the trip?
00:40:16Like what?
00:40:18Like you not talking to me.
00:40:21Not even looking at me.
00:40:25Is this all because of last night?
00:40:29Hey, answer me.
00:40:33Yes.
00:40:36Yes.
00:40:38This is exactly how it will be.
00:40:39If you don't want me, at least have the balls to tell me to my face.
00:40:42I can handle words, but I can't.
00:40:44You want me to embarrass me like that.
00:40:47Why let me make a fool of myself over you again?
00:40:49Hey, hey, you think I don't want you?
00:40:54You think it almost didn't kill me to push you away last night?
00:40:58I have never wanted anything or anyone like I want you.
00:41:02Last night, I almost lost control.
00:41:07But you were drunk and I wasn't going to take advantage of you like that.
00:41:14I don't want you, Tristan.
00:41:18I don't want you, Tristan.
00:41:19I don't want you.
00:41:20I don't want you, Tristan.
00:41:24I don't want you.
00:41:25I don't want you.
00:41:26I don't want you, Tristan.
00:41:31I don't want you.
00:41:34I don't want you, Tristan.
00:42:04Hey, so one room or two?
00:42:07Um, one room, please.
00:42:13Here you go.
00:42:15You gotta use the bathroom away.
00:42:16Wait, can I use your phone?
00:42:18I might dive in the pool.
00:42:20Tell her I say hi.
00:42:22Tristopher, you lowlife sack of shit.
00:42:24Tell me where you are right now.
00:42:26Renee, it's me.
00:42:27Oh my god, Sam?
00:42:28Where the hell have you been, loca?
00:42:30I fell in a pool, it's a long story, but I...
00:42:33I'm really sorry, Ren.
00:42:34Don't be.
00:42:35I'm sorry I haven't called.
00:42:36I've been so caught up with this wedding planning bullshit.
00:42:39God, I wish you could have been here to make it easier.
00:42:41So used to us telling each other everything?
00:42:43Yeah, about that, I...
00:42:45Make sure my brother gets you here in one piece, okay?
00:42:48Love you!
00:42:52Everything good?
00:42:54Yeah, yeah, everything's fine.
00:42:56You okay?
00:43:00Been all quiet since you got off the phone with Renee.
00:43:03Look, I think whatever this thing is,
00:43:07it's probably best if we stop it here.
00:43:10What?
00:43:11Why?
00:43:12Is this because of Renee?
00:43:13Yesterday was a mistake.
00:43:19And it can't happen again.
00:43:21Really?
00:43:23Was you and me five years ago in the cabin a mistake too?
00:43:31I don't know, you tell me.
00:43:32No, you tell me.
00:43:33You want to talk about saying shit to each other's faces?
00:43:36Let's do it.
00:43:37What are you talking about?
00:43:38You're the one who said you did stupid shit at the cabin.
00:43:40There's some stupid shit there.
00:43:42You're the one who kissed the girl at the party after we had sex!
00:43:46I hate Tristan.
00:43:49Tristan's a fuckboy.
00:43:50Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:43:52And he never will.
00:43:53Ring any bells?
00:43:55You heard Renee and I that morning.
00:44:00Did you mean it?
00:44:01Of course I didn't.
00:44:03Then why'd you say it?
00:44:04Why'd you push me away?
00:44:06And why'd you spend five years avoiding me?
00:44:09Renee is my best friend.
00:44:11And she...
00:44:12You didn't know what it was like for her growing up in your shadow.
00:44:15I just...
00:44:16I didn't want to hurt her.
00:44:17God.
00:44:19I'm sorry.
00:44:20I just...
00:44:22I don't regret last night.
00:44:25And I do want to tell Wren I just...
00:44:27I'm so tired of secrets.
00:44:29Yeah.
00:44:30It's okay.
00:44:31I get it.
00:44:32You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:44:36You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:44:41You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:44:46I came to drop off some things at the house and I saw my dad with his assistant.
00:44:58Tristan!
00:44:59My parents are gonna try and play nice at the wedding but my mom's a fucking mess.
00:45:10And I feel like I'm just waiting for everything to fall apart.
00:45:15Yeah, I know how you feel.
00:45:17Last month I opened my first art gallery and I didn't sell a single piece.
00:45:23I watched everyone walk past me and my life's work and I realized I'd spent years wasting my time chasing some stupid dream.
00:45:35It isn't stupid.
00:45:36You're what makes you happy, right?
00:45:40Then it's worth it.
00:45:43My ex wouldn't think so.
00:45:46You're not still in love with him, are you?
00:45:49Oh God, no.
00:45:51Honestly, I don't know if I ever was.
00:45:54Then why stay with him so long?
00:45:56Everything with Steven was easy, comfortable.
00:46:00Even when I knew there was nothing there, I didn't want to admit my relationship was another failure.
00:46:06It wasn't until you came back into my life that I realized what I was missing.
00:46:11I'm so scared of failing and I haven't let myself live.
00:46:30You deserve everything.
00:46:32You hear me?
00:46:33Everything.
00:46:34Everything.
00:46:36I wanted to hate you.
00:46:40But I don't.
00:46:42I don't.
00:46:44I don't hate you either, Sam.
00:46:48I never have.
00:47:05Well, you've Πамериканatedckgo.com
00:47:18Ooh, I finally made it.
00:47:19I have something for you.
00:47:25A cellphone?
00:47:28If we're going to pretend like nothing's happening,
00:47:30We need a way to get a hold of each other.
00:47:35Wild Stallion? Is that your code name?
00:47:38Call me that whenever you want, baby.
00:47:42I can't help you. We hate each other.
00:47:46Are you sure you're okay with not telling anybody about us yet?
00:47:49That's what you want, right?
00:47:51Last time I talked to Renee, I was still with Steven.
00:47:53I just don't want to overshadow her on her wedding day
00:47:55and have everyone talk about a girl who just got out of the five year late...
00:47:58Ow!
00:47:59Your head smiles. I said I understand.
00:48:02You can be my dirty little secret.
00:48:06So did you tell Renee we're here?
00:48:08You motherfuckers!
00:48:12Took you long enough?
00:48:14You're gonna have to bulk up if you want a second.
00:48:17Careful, that's my future bride, man.
00:48:20Finn, you remember my dipshit brother, Tristan?
00:48:23Just good to see you again, man.
00:48:24And you must be Samantha.
00:48:26Renee has said so much about you.
00:48:28Oh my gosh, I feel like I already know you.
00:48:30Bring it in.
00:48:32I'll take your bag.
00:48:33Yes!
00:48:35Oh my God!
00:48:36I can't believe it!
00:48:37I know!
00:48:38I was surprised!
00:48:39Did Tristan play nice or do I need a beat as us?
00:48:42What are you gonna do, twinkle toes? Do a pirouette on me?
00:48:44A pirouette on your corpse if you were mean to my bestie, yes.
00:48:47Relax, run. It wasn't bad. It was kind of nice, actually.
00:48:51You know, other than Tristan's stupid car breaking down because he was driving around with no gas gauge like a dumbass.
00:48:57Yeah? And who's the dumbass I had to fish out of the motel pool in Iowa?
00:49:02I don't think I ever heard a thank you, Tristan, my heroic savior.
00:49:06I didn't need saving from the pool that was barely five feet deep.
00:49:09Geez, you are not kidding. I really do hate each other.
00:49:13Yeah.
00:49:16Anywho!
00:49:17You big strong boys can handle the luggage, right?
00:49:20I need to get my made-up also fitted into a dress!
00:49:23No, Dave, tissue.
00:49:34Okay, the tie works.
00:49:39Mom.
00:49:40Please.
00:49:42Okay, we'll figure it out.
00:49:46Are you alone?
00:49:47You wish.
00:49:48I'm with Renee in her room. My room's next door.
00:49:50That's too bad you should be in mine instead.
00:49:52Have some self-control, Stallion.
00:49:54I like it when you call me that.
00:49:56What's your room number? I'll be there in two minutes.
00:49:57You can't. I'm with your sister.
00:49:59Tell her she's a fucking cock block.
00:50:01Sam, can you come here for a sec? I need help picking out my earrings.
00:50:04See what I mean?
00:50:05Look, I'll see you at the wedding rehearsal, okay?
00:50:07Come to my room later, please.
00:50:08Sam? Are you alive?
00:50:10I gotta go. I'll talk to you later.
00:50:16Okay, which ones?
00:50:18I think the pearls.
00:50:20Thank God you're here.
00:50:23I can't wait to be married so I never have to clean the wedding again.
00:50:27It just took me so long to get here.
00:50:29I'm sorry I miss so much.
00:50:30Oh my God, don't be silly.
00:50:32If anything, I'm mad at Steven for not being there for you
00:50:35when all the shit went down on the way here.
00:50:37When does he arrive anyways?
00:50:42When does he arrive anyways?
00:50:44I broke up with him.
00:50:48When? Why?
00:50:50He's cheating on me.
00:50:54You were right, Wren.
00:50:55I mean, he always put everything else above me.
00:50:57I just blindly went along with it.
00:50:59Look, I was gonna wait until the end of your wedding to end things, but I...
00:51:04When he told me he couldn't make it and all, I just...
00:51:07I couldn't do it anymore.
00:51:10God, I'm sorry.
00:51:13But I called him and told him it's over, so hopefully neither of us have to see him again.
00:51:18How do you take it?
00:51:19Like a pussy?
00:51:21I have no clue.
00:51:22My phone drowned at the Iowa motel pool.
00:51:26Come here.
00:51:28Oh, serves him right.
00:51:30Honestly, I'm surprised he hasn't been calling me nonstop trying to get to you.
00:51:35I'm done with him.
00:51:37That's the fucking spirit!
00:51:38Look, you are a free woman now, okay?
00:51:41And I'm gonna make sure you catch at least one dick at this wedding.
00:51:57Oh, God, I miss you so much.
00:52:00It's only been eight hours since we've seen each other.
00:52:03I'm gonna hedge you all to myself for days.
00:52:07Non-stop.
00:52:08I'm hooked on you now.
00:52:10Wait.
00:52:11Hold on.
00:52:12Can we... can we talk?
00:52:14Sure.
00:52:15What about...
00:52:16I was talking with Wren earlier and...
00:52:19Oh, I had them bring it to my room instead of yours because it's next to Renee's.
00:52:24So she wouldn't find out.
00:52:26Thank you, Tristan.
00:52:28I didn't even think of that.
00:52:29So, what'd you talk about with her?
00:52:32Does she know about us?
00:52:33No, but...
00:52:35I think...
00:52:37I think I want to tell her the truth.
00:52:39Tomorrow.
00:52:41Are you sure?
00:52:43Your parents are gonna be here and...
00:52:45I don't want you to have to keep any more secrets from her.
00:52:48I'm done, too.
00:52:51No more hiding.
00:52:52I wanna be able to dance with you at the reception.
00:52:54I wanna be able to dance with you at the reception.
00:52:55I wanna be able to dance with you at the reception.
00:53:21How could you?
00:53:22How could you?
00:53:24Wren, I...
00:53:26I...
00:53:31Why was she here?
00:53:32Did someone see?
00:53:34Mom showed up this morning and...
00:53:37Dad wasn't with her.
00:53:39She found out about the affair and she came here.
00:53:43And she saw us and...
00:53:47Oh, my God.
00:53:53You were right.
00:53:55I should've just told her from the start.
00:53:58If we were kids, this is where you would say something smug.
00:54:01And I would show you if you'd call me an idiot.
00:54:05Well, we ain't kids anymore, huh?
00:54:10Mom's down in the lobby.
00:54:12She's in shock, too.
00:54:14Will you be alright without me for a little bit?
00:54:15I'll be okay.
00:54:18I'll be okay.
00:54:30See you over here so again.
00:54:31I'll be okay.
00:54:41I'm in love with Tristan and fucking Montgomery.
00:54:46Thanks for coming, guys.
00:54:48It's good to have you.
00:54:50Excuse me.
00:54:53How's Wren?
00:54:57As well as can be expected.
00:55:00Tristan's been trying to get a hold of him for hours.
00:55:03Now, I've only met their dad once,
00:55:05but I never would've thought he'd do something like this.
00:55:08Maybe something happened to him.
00:55:10Like, his flight got cancelled or his phone died.
00:55:13Surprise!
00:55:15Steven, what are you doing here?
00:55:19I left work for you, Sammy.
00:55:22Aren't you happy to see me?
00:55:23Didn't you get my text?
00:55:25What text?
00:55:26I didn't get any text.
00:55:27The text I sent you in Iowa.
00:55:29Before I fell in the pool, oh my God.
00:55:32I broke up with him.
00:55:42Wait.
00:55:43Don't I know that guy?
00:55:45God, I cannot believe you, Steven.
00:55:46Jesus Christ.
00:55:47I came out all this way.
00:55:48You're not even happy to see me.
00:55:50And what's this mysterious text you keep talking about?
00:55:53Look, I don't want to make a scene.
00:55:54Let's just go talk.
00:55:55No.
00:55:56Whatever you want to say to me,
00:55:58you can say in front of all these people.
00:56:03No.
00:56:04Whatever you want to say to me,
00:56:05you can say in front of all these people.
00:56:07God, do you have any idea what it took me to get here?
00:56:10And you're not even a little bit grateful for everything that I've done for you.
00:56:13I broke up with you.
00:56:17Excuse me?
00:56:18I texted you that I was breaking up with you because I know you're cheating on me with your secretary.
00:56:22And you know, I don't give a shit about your boss or your shitty law firm, you pretentious fucking asshole.
00:56:29Honey, what? What are you talking about?
00:56:32Come on, you're being crazy.
00:56:33Listen, you know I love you.
00:56:34I would never cheat on you.
00:56:36I saw her.
00:56:37She was on your lap.
00:56:39What are you going to dump her ass?
00:56:40You said you were going to take me to Italy.
00:56:42Hey, after the wedding, kitten.
00:56:44You were there.
00:56:46Sammy, honey.
00:56:47Listen, that, that girl, she's nobody.
00:56:51I'll admit, I made a mistake.
00:56:53But I can change.
00:56:54No, Steven.
00:56:55I made the mistake of wasting five years of my life with you.
00:57:00But it's over now.
00:57:01I'm done putting your life above mine.
00:57:03Sam, you're not in the right mind.
00:57:06I know you love me.
00:57:07You can't live without me.
00:57:08You even told me so.
00:57:10Listen to me.
00:57:11You don't know what you're throwing away with me.
00:57:13You need me.
00:57:15Not anymore.
00:57:16Now get out.
00:57:18My dad isn't coming.
00:57:35Tristan's gonna have to walk me down the aisle.
00:57:41Everyone thinks Tristan's unbreakable, but he's not.
00:57:44I went to his room, but he wasn't there.
00:57:46I tried calling.
00:57:49It's typical Tristan.
00:57:51It doesn't like anyone seeing him is weak.
00:57:54He gets that from my dad.
00:57:56Why didn't you tell me?
00:57:58It was your wedding.
00:57:59I didn't want to take your big day away from you.
00:58:02It's bullshit, and you know it.
00:58:05You're right.
00:58:07I didn't tell you because,
00:58:09because my feelings were so big,
00:58:11and everything was happening so fast.
00:58:13What, you don't think I can handle the truth?
00:58:17I'm an adult, Sam.
00:58:18We're all fucking adults now.
00:58:20I didn't want to tell anyone.
00:58:24Not even you.
00:58:26Because if I told you, then that makes it real, and I...
00:58:29I didn't know if I was ready for that.
00:58:31Do you love Tristan?
00:58:36Yes.
00:58:38I loved him.
00:58:39I loved him.
00:58:44I love him so much.
00:58:51Then you need to tell him.
00:58:52I know.
00:59:10Who presents this woman to be married to this man?
00:59:17Her mother and I do.
00:59:19Finn, do you take Renee to be your lawfully-witted wife?
00:59:24I do.
00:59:26Do you take Finn to be your lawfully-witted husband?
00:59:29I do.
00:59:31Then, by the power vested in me by the state of New York,
00:59:35I now pronounce you husband and wife.
00:59:38You may kiss the bride.
00:59:40All right.
00:59:59Haven't you called or texted me back?
01:00:02Are you ignoring me?
01:00:03I don't know what you mean.
01:00:04I'm sorry.
01:00:05I didn't know Steven was going to show up.
01:00:06You told me you broke up with him.
01:00:08I did.
01:00:10I-I swear.
01:00:11Yeah, then why was he here?
01:00:13Why was he holding you in his fucking arms, kissing you?
01:00:17Okay, I told you about my dad's affair.
01:00:20I told you how that shit wrecked me, and you just...
01:00:25let me lay in your bed like I'm just another goddamn plane.
01:00:29Please, let me explain.
01:00:32Save it.
01:00:33I'm done.
01:00:38Hi.
01:00:43What are you doing in here?
01:00:45You should be at your reception.
01:00:47I can't celebrate when I know my maid of honor's in here dying inside.
01:00:50Come on, I locked the door.
01:00:51Will you please come out?
01:00:52Besides, I didn't choose my heels correctly, and I need to sit.
01:00:54I remember when I went to see Tristan during the fall finals sophomore year.
01:01:07It was because he was in a bad accident.
01:01:09I know.
01:01:10He told me his football career was over after that.
01:01:15But what I remember most was him immediately looking at my dad.
01:01:19All Tristan saw was disappointment.
01:01:21So after everything with my dad broke his world, when he saw you with Steven...
01:01:27I ended it with Steven.
01:01:29He didn't get my text, but I would never use Tristan like that.
01:01:31I know.
01:01:33I know.
01:01:35He won't even talk to me.
01:01:37Even if he won't talk to you, you need to talk to him.
01:01:40If you really love him, he'll listen.
01:01:43Come here.
01:01:44Come on.
01:01:51Please give it up for Samantha Smiles.
01:02:02I have known Renee Montgomery since we were in First Grid.
01:02:07Last year, she called me up at midnight and told me she met a guy.
01:02:10She told me she loved him and that they were getting married.
01:02:14Now, I didn't say this at the time, but my first thought was,
01:02:17Are you out of your goddamn mind?
01:02:20I've been with a man for five years and still wasn't open to the idea of forever.
01:02:24How could she be so sure in only a few weeks?
01:02:27I realized...
01:02:30Wren had it right.
01:02:32Time doesn't matter when you're giving your heart to someone else.
01:02:34Because love is about being vulnerable and doing the things that scare you.
01:02:40Like giving your heart to someone after only a few weeks.
01:02:44Or a few days.
01:02:46That's how Renee and Finn fell in love.
01:02:49And that's how I did too.
01:02:51To the bride and groom.
01:02:53And to love that is timeless.
01:02:57Excuse me. Is this sculpture yours?
01:03:11Yes, it's mine.
01:03:13I own a gallery in Soho.
01:03:15Give me a call when you can.
01:03:17I'd love to chat about acquiring all your pieces.
01:03:19I'm sorry, all my pieces?
01:03:21Absolutely.
01:03:22Your art isn't precisely what I'm looking for.
01:03:26I look forward to your call.
01:03:46Hey, can we talk?
01:03:48Oh, now you wanna talk?
01:03:49After you avoided me for the whole wedding?
01:03:50I know.
01:03:51I stood up in front of all those people.
01:03:53I...
01:03:57I was scared.
01:03:58Okay?
01:03:59I was shitty to you.
01:04:00I know that.
01:04:02I was angry.
01:04:03Hurt.
01:04:04And instead of letting you in, I shut you out.
01:04:06So when I saw you with Steven, all of those insecurities,
01:04:10he started pouring out of me again.
01:04:12I mean, he had you for five years.
01:04:14I only been with you for a few days.
01:04:16Eventually, I dropped the ball and you see that it wasn't enough.
01:04:21So I convinced myself that it would hurt less if I just walked away first.
01:04:29You know, that you'd be better off with someone else.
01:04:32Trust him.
01:04:33I realized that I was being a coward for pushing you away.
01:04:38I know now that if I let that happen, I will be giving up on the best thing that's ever happened to me.
01:04:51Time stops when I'm with you.
01:04:54It stopped the night of the cabin all those years back.
01:05:00And it stopped again when you got in my car in Los Angeles.
01:05:04Yeah, I know I should let you go, but I want you to need me the way that I need you.
01:05:13How can I believe you, Tristan?
01:05:15Because, Samantha Smiles, I am just miserably, pathetically in love with you.
01:05:22I want every week, every day, every moment to be with you.
01:05:32What do you say?
01:05:33Forget the past, ignore the future, let's just get in my car and drive.
01:05:37You and me.
01:05:38We'll go anywhere the world wants to go.
01:05:40I'll go anywhere in the world with you.
01:05:42Are you really going to take us around the world in this piece of junk?
01:05:45Sweetheart, I'll make sure it gets us a fucking Pluto.
01:05:48You know, as long as I'm going with you.
01:05:50Just say yes, please, say yes, please.
01:06:07Yes.
01:06:16And I won't run out of gas.
01:06:18I love them both, but I'm literally going to kill them if they don't make up before the honeymoon's over.
01:06:23Maybe some relationships just take time to...
01:06:27Wait, isn't it them right now?
01:06:28No fucking way.
01:06:30They're making out too.
01:06:33Whoa.
01:06:34You owe me 50 bucks?
01:06:36Did you two dumbasses really think you could get away without saying bye to the bride?
01:06:40I hope you know I'm going to be so annoying at your guys' wedding.
01:06:43Oh, get your hands off my girl, Brad.
01:06:45Hey, she was my friend.
01:06:46She's your girl, okay?
01:06:48You're always going to be number one.
01:06:49Oh, we will see about that.
01:06:52Have fun on your honeymoon, Sugar Plum.
01:06:55We are going to hit the road.
01:07:00Where are you guys even going?
01:07:01To the gas station.
01:07:02We are coming to the gas station.
01:07:10Heh heh heh heh heh heh.
01:07:14ummer