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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You've got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you gonna cry?
00:01:34Like a little baby?
00:01:37Oops.
00:01:38Oh, my God.
00:01:56Oh, my God.
00:01:58Oh, my God.
00:02:01Wait.
00:02:02wait is that the heart of the ocean necklace please everybody knows that belongs to the
00:02:11heiress of the wintersby family audrey rose who by the way is my bestie
00:02:16that's worth 10 million dollars that cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than 10
00:02:21oh my god what have you done
00:02:29there you go there you go girl don't worry just buy a new piece of crap with that money
00:02:37she's a bitch yeah you look like you need a hand you look like you need a hand thanks
00:02:50you're the new girl i'm rose pleased to meet you gabby i'm your welcome guide
00:02:58i'm supposed to show you the ropes how wonderful
00:03:01okay quick rundown of the ecosystem should i be taking notes only if you want to survive
00:03:09okay here we have our the skaters
00:03:13the jocks
00:03:17and the nerds i'm the nerd and we are pretty cool by the way
00:03:24and the queen bees i would steer clear of them especially sloan she stings
00:03:32oh i wouldn't dare
00:03:42i wouldn't dare sloan has dug her claws into him deep
00:03:52i wasn't oh that's chasing greg the most popular guy in school
00:03:59they've been you know dating and breaking up and getting back together it's like a sexual ping pong match
00:04:05oh you should join the academic decathlon the winner gets scholarships
00:04:33which is the only way i could go to college needless to say i'm not a part of the rich kids clique
00:04:39oh and that's eric
00:04:44he's a skater and i'm so crushing on him
00:04:49hey gabby
00:04:53yo
00:04:53that's eric
00:04:56i was just telling her about the academic decathlon
00:05:00oh yeah you in
00:05:01yeah sure
00:05:02sweet
00:05:03and i'm in
00:05:04awesome
00:05:05got a boat
00:05:06later babes
00:05:08oh my god
00:05:09oh my god
00:05:09he's just calling
00:05:10i think he likes you
00:05:13okay now for the important stuff
00:05:15stay away from the stroganoff at lunch
00:05:18and stay away from the underside of the desk
00:05:20if you want to avoid old gum
00:05:21and stay away from mr spadaro
00:05:23he gets handsy
00:05:25hey watch out
00:05:26oh my god
00:05:33i'm so sorry
00:05:35it's fine
00:05:37it's just a little blood
00:05:38hang on
00:05:39thanks
00:05:44your jacket smells good
00:05:49are you the new girl
00:05:55yeah
00:05:56i'm chasen
00:06:00rose
00:06:03nice to meet you
00:06:05come on chasen
00:06:10homeroom's starting
00:06:11stay away from this trash
00:06:14might catch something
00:06:16oh look at the secondhand clothes
00:06:18let's go
00:06:20chasen
00:06:21later
00:06:21i'll wash your jacket
00:06:24oh my god
00:06:27your jacket smells good
00:06:29i'll wash your jacket
00:06:30yep
00:06:31kind of lame
00:06:32clearly i don't have a lot of experience with boys
00:06:36come on
00:06:38let's go
00:06:44i don't have a lot of experience with boys
00:06:45i don't have a lot of experience with boys
00:06:46i don't have a lot of experience with boys
00:06:47Both of us
00:06:49Audrey Rose Wintersby
00:06:53Ladies and gentlemen
00:06:54i'd like you to meet our new student
00:06:56Rose Smith
00:06:57now she's been home-schooled
00:06:59and this is her first foray into public school
00:07:02Pleased to make your acquaintances.
00:07:05I trust that you'll all welcome Rose,
00:07:07and that you'll answer any questions that she has.
00:07:10How would you like to be addressed? Is it just Rose?
00:07:13Yes. Rose will suffice.
00:07:16How about secondhand Rose?
00:07:19That's enough.
00:07:21Grab rackets.
00:07:27Ow, ow, oh my god.
00:07:29Ow, ow, there's something in my eye.
00:07:30What is it?
00:07:31Something's in my eye.
00:07:32I need my context solution or something.
00:07:34Rose, can you go get it for me?
00:07:35Yeah, where is it?
00:07:36It's in my locker. Go get it.
00:07:37Over there? Okay.
00:07:38Go, go.
00:07:49Oh my god.
00:07:50Hey.
00:07:52What are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:57I thought that, um...
00:07:59That'll show the bitch.
00:08:11That'll show the bitch.
00:08:11Oh my god.
00:08:14Rose?
00:08:15Rose?
00:08:15Where are you?
00:08:24Are you showering with a boy?
00:08:28Rose?
00:08:31Rose?
00:08:35Slum, what are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:08:38Chasen, is that you?
00:08:40Are you in there with Rose?
00:08:42Don't lie to me.
00:08:43I saw her come in here.
00:08:44What do I do?
00:08:45How is she not here?
00:09:01I gotta get out of here before I get caught.
00:09:02I'm so sorry.
00:09:29Oh my god.
00:09:38Excuse you much.
00:09:42Why are you wet?
00:09:46I...
00:09:47How's your eye?
00:09:52Miraculously better.
00:09:53What exactly is going on here?
00:10:15Nothing.
00:10:16Absolutely nothing.
00:10:17But I think someone switched the locker room signs.
00:10:22Hmm.
00:10:23Listen up secondhand, Rose.
00:10:26Chasin' off-limits.
00:10:29Understand?
00:10:30Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare.
00:10:34I'm not even ready for boys yet, so...
00:10:36You know what?
00:10:39A little makeup, better clothes, and maybe a brush through your hair.
00:10:45You could almost pass as one of us.
00:10:48That's it.
00:10:49You are my new project.
00:10:51Tomorrow, my house makeover.
00:10:53You know what they say, right?
00:11:03Keep your friends close and your competition closer.
00:11:07Ugh.
00:11:07Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?
00:11:14It's going to be so fun.
00:11:16Well, it's more than fun.
00:11:18I have to win that scholarship to go to college.
00:11:21You don't have money.
00:11:22We'll win.
00:11:23I promise we'll win.
00:11:26Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:11:28You're crazy.
00:11:30Rose, what are you doing?
00:11:32We're signing up for the academic decathlon.
00:11:37Oh.
00:11:38Okay.
00:11:39Well, first of all, you can't hang out with Gabby.
00:11:42Gabby's a nerd, and Queen Bees don't associate with nerds.
00:11:45Secondly, the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers.
00:11:49Cheerleading tryouts are next week.
00:11:51Be there.
00:11:52It's okay.
00:12:02Being a Queen Bee is important, and it's your chance to be popular.
00:12:08It's not important to me.
00:12:10I mean, you're not that smart anyways, so...
00:12:13What are you talking about?
00:12:15I have a 4.0 and a 1,500 SAT score.
00:12:20Just go.
00:12:20You're not going to fit in anyway.
00:12:23Fine.
00:12:26Whatever.
00:12:33Wow.
00:12:34You're fitting in fast.
00:12:37That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected.
00:12:42She means that as a compliment.
00:12:44Probably.
00:12:45Yeah.
00:12:46Definitely.
00:12:47You know, it's not every day someone can go from background to center.
00:12:50stage overnight.
00:12:52Guess I'm a fast learner.
00:12:54Wow.
00:12:55So modest.
00:12:57Loopset.
00:12:59Hey.
00:13:00Good form out there.
00:13:01Thanks.
00:13:02Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom, huh?
00:13:07I would have paid to see that.
00:13:08Oh my god.
00:13:11Ow.
00:13:12I think I pulled something.
00:13:13You okay?
00:13:15No.
00:13:16Oh god.
00:13:18Jason, I think I need a heroic accent.
00:13:22You're not serious.
00:13:24I am.
00:13:25If I fall and shatter my kneecap, it's your fault.
00:13:27Don't worry.
00:13:36I'll bring him back.
00:13:39Later.
00:13:40Yeah.
00:13:41I'll see ya.
00:13:42She's being nice.
00:13:44That's never a good sign.
00:13:45Oh my god.
00:13:49Ew.
00:13:49Look at these losers.
00:13:51My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby, doesn't have to go to school.
00:13:54Private tutors.
00:13:55Well, maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen.
00:13:59Um, no.
00:14:00She can't stand these plebeians.
00:14:02She told me so herself.
00:14:04Wow.
00:14:04You know, for fun, sometimes the girls and I, we start gossip chains to keep the plebes in their place.
00:14:12Gossip chains?
00:14:13Watch this.
00:14:25Now watch what happens.
00:14:29Ew.
00:14:34Hey, Eric.
00:14:40Just leave me alone, Gabby.
00:14:41Why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend?
00:14:44What?
00:14:45Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:14:47You really thought I wouldn't find out?
00:15:00Gabby.
00:15:03You okay?
00:15:04Do you care?
00:15:05Of course I do.
00:15:08You lied to me.
00:15:10Why?
00:15:11You're Audrey freaking Wintersby.
00:15:15You're what?
00:15:16You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals.
00:15:19Like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a coal estate.
00:15:25Who told you?
00:15:26Doesn't matter.
00:15:27Coach is looking for you.
00:15:29Yeah, I'm coming.
00:15:31Gabby.
00:15:32I'm so sorry.
00:15:34I just want to end the gossip.
00:15:36Everyone thinks I hooked up with Eric.
00:15:38They're calling me Dekathot.
00:15:42Okay.
00:15:43I didn't start that.
00:15:45But I also didn't stop it and I hate myself for that.
00:15:51Let me make it up to you.
00:15:56How?
00:15:57Give me one chance.
00:15:59This Saturday.
00:16:00I'm studying for the decathlon.
00:16:03Skip it.
00:16:04I want to show you something no one gets to see.
00:16:08No tricks.
00:16:09Just the truth.
00:16:13If you're lying, I swear to God.
00:16:15I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is.
00:16:34Relax.
00:16:35Relax.
00:16:35It's just where I live.
00:16:37It's not who I am.
00:16:38You say that, but I just passed a tennis court with your name on it.
00:16:42And you have a butler?
00:16:44Okay.
00:16:45Technically, my parents do.
00:16:47But yeah, Norman likes me better.
00:16:49So bye.
00:16:50Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:17:15I was lonely and I wanted to make friends and I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:24I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:27It's not all that.
00:17:30Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloane.
00:17:35So what are you going to do?
00:17:38I'm going to take her down.
00:17:41How?
00:17:42Do you want to know another secret?
00:17:43I'm actually really good at tennis.
00:17:47No way.
00:17:48No way.
00:17:49I can teach you.
00:17:51Girls Day and a vendetta.
00:17:54And that's rich.
00:18:13She did that on purpose.
00:18:25She looked me dead in the eye and bam.
00:18:27I barely know how to hold a racket.
00:18:30You can ask Abby.
00:18:31I missed like five in a row.
00:18:33She looked me dead in the eyes.
00:18:35It's called eye contact, Sloane.
00:18:38It's a basic social skill.
00:18:40She smiled when she hit me.
00:18:42I smile a lot.
00:18:44It's polite.
00:18:45Enough.
00:18:47This isn't court TV.
00:18:49Miss Smith, do you really expect me to believe that you're just an uncoordinated student who
00:18:56accidentally hit another girl in the face with a tennis ball?
00:19:03You should definitely believe that.
00:19:05I'm tragically unathletic.
00:19:08Liar.
00:19:09You're wearing like three different brands of lipstick and I'm the criminal?
00:19:12Fine.
00:19:13Listen here, Rose Smith.
00:19:18Consider this your strike one.
00:19:21Three strikes and you're out.
00:19:31Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:36Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:39What did you say?
00:19:41Run this on the ground.
00:19:43Oh, I've been looking for this.
00:19:47Eric, please.
00:19:48I'm just trying to live a normal life.
00:19:51Please don't.
00:19:52Yeah, no.
00:19:52Your secret's safe with me.
00:19:55Just like best friends.
00:19:59Um, okay.
00:20:02Pinky swear.
00:20:05Uh, okay.
00:20:06Pinky swear.
00:20:08So, want to sit together at lunch?
00:20:10I already made plans to sit with Gabby.
00:20:16Eric, she didn't say those things about you.
00:20:20That was just Sloan doing a gossip chain.
00:20:22Right.
00:20:23Now, figures.
00:20:26Pinky swear.
00:20:27Awesome.
00:20:28Awesome.
00:20:31Awesome.
00:20:37But the point being, Eric knows you didn't say anything.
00:20:41That it was all Sloan's gossip chain.
00:20:43Oh, my God.
00:20:45I'm so relieved.
00:20:46So, you and Eric are hanging out now?
00:20:53Just friends.
00:20:56Promise.
00:20:58What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:00What are you talking about?
00:21:02Why are you being such a bitch?
00:21:05Look who's talking.
00:21:07You tormented Gabby.
00:21:09You torment everyone.
00:21:10Actually, you are the massive bitch.
00:21:13Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?
00:21:15Since forever.
00:21:17I have no idea what I was thinking, hanging out with you.
00:21:21Oh, please.
00:21:22You loved it.
00:21:23You loved every second of it.
00:21:25I tolerated it.
00:21:27Because I thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and ego.
00:21:32Oh, honey.
00:21:32Your halo?
00:21:33It's slipping.
00:21:34And yours was always fake.
00:21:40You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you.
00:21:54And, by the way, your taste is abhorrent.
00:21:58Okay, I don't know what that means, but it better mean awesome.
00:22:02It means it sucks, says the homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum.
00:22:08It says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat.
00:22:11Okay, well, you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and Jason said hi to you?
00:22:16I've always been better than you.
00:22:17I was just too polite to say it.
00:22:19This is war, Rose Smith.
00:22:32Bring it on.
00:22:42You bitch!
00:22:44You bitch!
00:23:13I need to ask you something.
00:23:17It's kind of important.
00:23:19No, it's really, it's actually kind of lame.
00:23:22What's up?
00:23:24I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis.
00:23:30After hitting Sloan in the face, I could really use the help.
00:23:33I can, yeah, definitely coach you.
00:23:36Cool.
00:23:37After school?
00:23:40After school.
00:23:41It's a date.
00:23:43It's a date.
00:23:43I can't do it.
00:23:48I can't do it.
00:24:03You should join the tennis team.
00:24:27You know, I think that's an excellent idea.
00:24:38Hey!
00:24:38You bitch.
00:24:54You won't get away with this.
00:24:56Whoops.
00:25:08Whoops.
00:25:08Looks like laundry day came early.
00:25:10What the hell?
00:25:26No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:25:35You've got to be kidding me.
00:25:35No, no, no, no, no.
00:25:38You've got to be kidding me.
00:25:39No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:25:43Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.
00:26:13What are you doing?
00:26:22Rose Smith.
00:26:24Why are you half-dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:27Someone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:30Now, go get dressed.
00:26:39Checkmate.
00:26:43Here, take this.
00:26:48It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:53I owe you one.
00:26:55Again.
00:26:56Yeah, what can I say?
00:26:57I'm reliable.
00:27:07Eric.
00:27:09Huh.
00:27:10I don't even know what that means.
00:27:12He likes you.
00:27:13He doesn't even know me.
00:27:14Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:19Maybe.
00:27:24My lord, what happened to you?
00:27:26I'll explain in the car.
00:27:28Long day.
00:27:30Are they okay?
00:27:31Yeah.
00:27:32Oh my god.
00:27:33There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:35Gross older guy?
00:27:36Even better.
00:27:37This is gonna ruin her.
00:27:40Ew.
00:27:43Settle down, settle down, everybody.
00:27:54People.
00:27:55This is the first away game of the season.
00:27:58Remember, you're representing the school.
00:28:00Mind if I sit here?
00:28:14Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:16Hey, Rose.
00:28:29Mm-hmm.
00:28:30Saved you a seat.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:33No, you don't.
00:28:34Okay.
00:28:36Jason.
00:28:36I'm sorry, Eric.
00:28:43On the way back?
00:28:43Yeah.
00:28:44Okay.
00:28:44Sure.
00:28:44Sure.
00:28:44Boobie.
00:29:05I'm gonna sit right here.
00:29:07On my man's lap.
00:29:09Sloan, seriously?
00:29:10There's no room.
00:29:11Everyone.
00:29:18I have an announcement to make.
00:29:20I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:23And Audrey Rose Wintersby's gonna be there.
00:29:26Better show up.
00:29:36So you're gonna go?
00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:39Why not?
00:29:41I'll be going.
00:29:43Well, okay then.
00:29:45I'll go.
00:29:52Listen.
00:29:54You want Chase, and I want Rose, so...
00:29:57Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:30:00Exactly.
00:30:00I got a plan.
00:30:02All right.
00:30:17Here we go.
00:30:18This was a mistake.
00:30:19I don't belong here.
00:30:21Yes, yes, you do.
00:30:22You're with me.
00:30:23That's my point.
00:30:24See, Eric is here.
00:30:26I don't think I can take more rejection.
00:30:27This could be a turning point.
00:30:33Just stick with me, okay?
00:30:40Okay.
00:30:41Ready?
00:30:42Oh, yes.
00:30:46Oh, look.
00:30:47Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:50I promise.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:53Hi.
00:30:54No, thank you.
00:30:57I don't drink.
00:30:59Of course you don't.
00:31:01So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:07Oh, my God.
00:31:09You are virgins.
00:31:10Shut up, son.
00:31:11Stop being a jerk.
00:31:13Okay.
00:31:14How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah.
00:31:17Truth or dare.
00:31:24Oh, Gabby to Eric.
00:31:28Truth or dare.
00:31:30Eric, truth or dare.
00:31:32Truth.
00:31:40Oh, my God.
00:31:41Come on, Gabby.
00:31:42We don't have all night.
00:31:43What's your favorite color?
00:31:45Okay, what kind of question is that?
00:31:48Blue?
00:31:49Virgin.
00:31:50Sloan.
00:31:51What?
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:53Oh, Eric to Rose.
00:31:58Okay.
00:32:00Rose, truth or dare?
00:32:02Dare.
00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:06Wait, what?
00:32:07Come on, Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:12Rose.
00:32:13Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:15Rose.
00:32:16Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:23What the hell?
00:32:27Hey.
00:32:27Watch out, asshole.
00:32:29Oh, yeah.
00:32:30What are you going to do about it?
00:32:35No, Gabby.
00:32:36Wait.
00:32:36Let her go.
00:32:38If you chase her, she's just going to be more embarrassed.
00:32:41Okay.
00:32:42Chasen.
00:32:43You're up.
00:32:44Truth or dare.
00:32:46Dare.
00:32:46I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:54Rose.
00:32:56Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:33:01I'd love to.
00:33:02Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:27Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:29Oh, my God.
00:33:31Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:39Shit.
00:33:41Oh.
00:33:41Oh, I'm sorry.
00:33:42I didn't.
00:33:43I thought that's.
00:33:43I thought the door was in.
00:33:45I.
00:33:47Hi.
00:33:50Hi.
00:34:01You're so beautiful.
00:34:10You're so beautiful.
00:34:10What the...
00:34:22What the...
00:34:22What the...
00:34:28Oh, God.
00:34:58Wait, what?
00:35:00Rose has an old sugar daddy?
00:35:03Gross.
00:35:05What?
00:35:06It's true.
00:35:07I've seen you together.
00:35:08He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:35:11I have photos.
00:35:15He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:18But there is an even bigger secret.
00:35:25I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:27Eric?
00:35:36I know who that man is.
00:35:39He's her dad.
00:35:40Come on, you guys. Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:43Remember, Rose?
00:35:44You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:47Yeah, that was a really fun day.
00:35:49Yeah.
00:35:50Oh, my God, shut up! They're lying!
00:35:54Eric?
00:35:55Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:36:01Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:03Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:05Let's be more than friends.
00:36:07Please don't make this harder.
00:36:09I wonder if I want to make it harder.
00:36:11Hey, stop!
00:36:12Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole!
00:36:14Oh!
00:36:15Oh, shit!
00:36:21What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:23Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up!
00:36:27She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:29Liar, you don't even know her.
00:36:31Yeah, I do, asshole!
00:36:33No.
00:36:34She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:37Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:49She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:51Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:54Oh, my God.
00:36:57Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:36:59Huh?
00:37:00I can't do this anymore.
00:37:12Everyone is so evil.
00:37:14They're horrible.
00:37:15Unlike you.
00:37:19Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:23No.
00:37:24Forget it.
00:37:25Forget everything.
00:37:26You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:28I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:31He's an asshole.
00:37:33But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37Yeah.
00:37:38He was just kidding.
00:37:40Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:44Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:49Come on, just say yes.
00:37:54Okay.
00:37:56Okay.
00:37:58Thanks.
00:38:03Where I was.
00:38:04Early for my first real date.
00:38:09Hello?
00:38:10This is Rachel from Shape LV.
00:38:12Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:14But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.
00:38:20Shea Maurice.
00:38:21Mm.
00:38:227pm.
00:38:23Oh.
00:38:24Okay.
00:38:25Thanks.
00:38:26I understand the assignment.
00:38:27Good.
00:38:28Hmm.
00:38:29I understand the assignment.
00:38:30Good.
00:38:31Hmm.
00:38:32Hmm.
00:38:33Hmm.
00:38:34Hmm.
00:38:35Hmm.
00:38:36Hmm.
00:38:37Hmm.
00:38:38Hmm.
00:38:39Hmm.
00:38:40Hmm.
00:38:41Hmm.
00:38:42Hmm.
00:38:43Hmm.
00:38:44Hmm.
00:38:45Hmm.
00:38:46Hmm.
00:38:47Hmm.
00:38:48Hmm.
00:38:49Hmm.
00:38:50Hmm.
00:38:51Hmm.
00:38:52Jason, I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:20I've been stood up.
00:39:21Hey, Rose.
00:39:23Small world.
00:39:24What are you doing here?
00:39:28I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:32No, that's weird, because I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:40What?
00:39:42You mind if I sit?
00:39:44Sure.
00:39:45Go ahead.
00:39:50I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:58She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really?
00:40:01I was at Chez Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:11What?
00:40:12I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:18I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse.
00:40:21I know.
00:40:22But, um, there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:25What?
00:40:26I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:40:30But why don't I have dinner with you?
00:40:35Yeah, it's fine.
00:40:37Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Jason.
00:40:39He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:44What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin and he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.
00:40:49No.
00:40:50I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:40:55Go.
00:40:56You okay?
00:40:57Yeah.
00:40:58You okay?
00:40:59Yeah.
00:41:00What?
00:41:02What?
00:41:03Look, I'm just fine.
00:41:04You know.
00:41:05I have to do this.
00:41:06I have to do this.
00:41:07What?
00:41:08You okay?
00:41:09Yeah.
00:41:23What?
00:41:24Look, I'm ready.
00:41:27You're ready.
00:41:29Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:33I've been so stupid.
00:41:38I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40It's probably for the best.
00:41:42That guy's a pig.
00:41:43Yeah.
00:41:56It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:59Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:01Yeah.
00:42:02Yeah, sure. Let's go.
00:42:22What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:30Hello? Hello?
00:42:33I don't care.
00:42:35Well, you will.
00:42:37And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:38And you're going to ace this.
00:42:39And...
00:42:41Oh, no.
00:42:43What now?
00:42:45Sloan posted this.
00:42:48Jason and Sloan?
00:42:51They were together last night.
00:42:53And they're going to prom together.
00:42:58But he said he liked me.
00:42:59He liked me.
00:43:14Hey, Virgin.
00:43:15Did you hear the news?
00:43:17Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:19And we're going to prom together.
00:43:21Hmm.
00:43:22That's a lie.
00:43:23Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:27Oh.
00:43:28Big word for the little virgin.
00:43:29Enough.
00:43:30Sloan.
00:43:32I'm done.
00:43:33Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:39You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:42Everyone knows it.
00:43:43And no one seems to care.
00:43:45And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:51Because I don't believe it.
00:43:53And even if it were true,
00:43:56I wouldn't want him.
00:43:58Because I wouldn't want anyone
00:44:00who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:04You take that back.
00:44:06Or what?
00:44:11You take that back.
00:44:12Or what?
00:44:15Beans fight!
00:44:16Beans fight!
00:44:17Beans fight!
00:44:18Beans fight!
00:44:19Beans fight!
00:44:20Beans fight!
00:44:21Beans fight!
00:44:22Beans fight!
00:44:24Girls!
00:44:26Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:28Ow, ow!
00:44:29Ow, my butt!
00:44:30Oh, my God!
00:44:31I think she broke my butt!
00:44:33Bros!
00:44:35This school has a zero-tolerance policy
00:44:37when it comes to violence.
00:44:40Third strike.
00:44:41You're out.
00:44:42Expelled.
00:44:45Now go get your things.
00:44:46But...
00:44:48I didn't touch her!
00:44:49I didn't touch you!
00:44:51I said go!
00:44:53You heard the man go!
00:44:55What?
00:45:07And?
00:45:09Expelled.
00:45:12With the Academy Decathlon?
00:45:15We're gonna be disqualified.
00:45:17I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:18I'm so, so sorry.
00:45:29You stupid, idiotic, dumb-witted bitch!
00:45:33What?
00:45:34You heard me?
00:45:35You were jealous of no's, and because of that, I'm not gonna go to college.
00:45:40Oh, honey.
00:45:41You were never going to college.
00:45:42You're too stupid.
00:45:44Says a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:47Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:49Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:50Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:45:57Shut up, you pathetic prude!
00:46:01Now Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:06Gabby wait I'm so so sorry a lot of good that does us now we're disqualified Rose you got
00:46:21yourself kicked off the team and now we've lost but I tried no I don't get a scholarship I don't
00:46:29get to go to college and it's all because of you but you and your drama like why
00:46:38can't you just be a normal person
00:46:48that was so hot
00:46:59do
00:47:11do
00:47:15do
00:47:18Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:48How did you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:04Tell me.
00:48:05Tell me!
00:48:06She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:14Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:16I was going to, but then the whole date thing happened and you and Sloan happened and then
00:48:24you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:26Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:30I sleep with Sloan.
00:48:33She drugged me and the date thing was a setup.
00:48:38Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloan had.
00:48:42They set me up too.
00:48:44I'm sorry.
00:48:46Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:56Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:49:00I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.
00:49:06And I wanted you to like me for me and not because of what I am.
00:49:14Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:18I'm crazy about you too.
00:49:25You're so beautiful.
00:49:30I'm sorry.
00:49:43You're so expensive.
00:49:44Why are you wet?
00:49:47Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:17You weren't going to go kill me at all.
00:50:29Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:42Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:44Yeah, pretty much.
00:50:49And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:53Okay.
00:50:53Okay.
00:51:05That way I didn't even go.
00:51:14You're different when you're like this.
00:51:22Like what?
00:51:24Yourself.
00:51:24I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:33Neither did I.
00:51:37I don't want it to end.
00:51:43It doesn't have to.
00:51:44I'm a virgin.
00:52:09I'm a virgin.
00:52:11I love you, Rose.
00:52:26I love you, too.
00:52:27I love you, too.
00:52:56I worked up an aftertide.
00:53:19So how was it?
00:53:21It was amazing.
00:53:22Hey, do I look different?
00:53:29No, you look beautiful.
00:53:38I have something important to ask you.
00:53:42Uh-oh.
00:53:43What?
00:53:49Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:52Jason, I can't.
00:54:05I was expelled.
00:54:07What?
00:54:09Fuck.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:11And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:16So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:18Hey, Jason.
00:54:33Hey.
00:54:35How's Rose?
00:54:37Bummed.
00:54:38I feel awful.
00:54:40I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:43Yeah.
00:54:45Thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:48Well, maybe.
00:54:53Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:54I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:55:11Yes, indeed.
00:55:12I am aware.
00:55:13But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:18Are we ready to leave?
00:55:19Hey, Gabby.
00:55:23Rose.
00:55:24Get over here right away.
00:55:25Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:26Wait, what?
00:55:27What happened?
00:55:32Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:34Something happened to Jason.
00:55:35Please, Jason.
00:55:35Jason, where's Jason?
00:55:47Where's Jason?
00:55:49It's Audrey Rose.
00:55:50She's so beautiful.
00:55:52People, everyone, I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.
00:56:02Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:56:06Oh, my God.
00:56:07Is she being here?
00:56:08That's really old people.
00:56:12Give me that.
00:56:13Jason.
00:56:14Jason.
00:56:15Jason.
00:56:17Hang on.
00:56:18Hang on.
00:56:19She can't be here.
00:56:20She's expelled.
00:56:22Security.
00:56:24Security.
00:56:27No.
00:56:28Give it.
00:56:30Hang on, everyone.
00:56:31Gabby.
00:56:32What the?
00:56:56No, everyone, turn it off.
00:56:57Turn off the videos.
00:56:58You see, it was Sloane that was being violent that day, not Rose.
00:57:02And Sloane drugged Jason to make it look like they slept together.
00:57:06And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room, you bitch.
00:57:10Security.
00:57:12Please escort Sloane to my office.
00:57:14No.
00:57:14Please.
00:57:15No, get off me.
00:57:16Do not touch me.
00:57:16Do you know how much I am warped?
00:57:18Jason.
00:57:18Jason.
00:57:18No, it's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen.
00:57:32First, the prom king is Jason Gray.
00:57:37And now the moment you've all been waiting for.
00:57:48This year's prom queen is Audrey Rose Winterspeak.
00:57:59Come on, get out there, Rose.
00:58:00Congratulations.
00:58:21Hi.
00:58:23I know how difficult your teenage years can be, no matter who you are, between school,
00:58:33family, social media, or gossip, bullies, and mean girls.
00:58:39This time can be exceptionally painful.
00:58:42But for all the lows, there are some amazing highs.
00:58:49Friends, laughter, basketball games, and hot fudge Sundays.
00:58:54I mean, let's face it.
00:58:55High school can be the best time of our lives.
00:58:58But remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are.
00:59:06Because every single one of you is special.
00:59:10And now, I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage.
00:59:16Wait, what?
00:59:22I'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen.
00:59:26She's smart and funny and charitable and loyal.
00:59:31Nobody would make a better prom queen than Gabby McDuff.
00:59:35Hey.
00:59:58Hey.
01:00:01You want to dance?
01:00:06Get lost asshole
01:00:12Everyone
01:00:14All right, all right. I know you want to get back to dancing
01:00:18But let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence. We are proud to announce that
01:00:25Gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship
01:00:29All that hard work is paid off congratulations
01:00:59And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after