El Chico Que Odio en Español
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00:00:00Doug, why don't you drive with my brother?
00:00:03We're going all the way to New York in that.
00:00:06What do you remember about me, Tristan?
00:00:09What do you remember about me?
00:00:12Oh, the little sister's best friend
00:00:14has a crush on the hot big brother.
00:00:19You're saying you don't remember me?
00:00:20We remember shit we did as dumb teens anyways.
00:00:23I'm sure your boyfriend, Stefan.
00:00:25Steven.
00:00:26Would appreciate that.
00:00:28Like you said, we've got 3,000 miles of road
00:00:32to change all that.
00:00:33We don't have anything to do with each other,
00:00:35and I think it's best we keep it that way.
00:00:42I hate you so much.
00:00:45But I want you so bad and scared me.
00:00:58Okay, well, all this noise is giving me a headache,
00:01:02so I'm going to go back upstairs.
00:01:07Oh, there's Tristan.
00:01:10I lost my virginity to him, and now he's cozying up to her.
00:01:15It's also killing me, is that he's my best friend.
00:01:18She'll be pissed if she finds out I slept with her brother.
00:01:21Yeah, uh, I'll be up in a sec.
00:01:26Okay.
00:01:31Why is he acting like nothing happened between us?
00:01:36All those feelings last night?
00:01:40Are they just gone?
00:01:42I'm stupid to have thought he'd feel the same way.
00:01:55I cannot be dreaming about that asshole right now.
00:01:58Look, either way, I'm not letting you drive across the country,
00:02:01alone, trying to figure out your life.
00:02:04Oh my god, wait.
00:02:05Duh, why don't you drive with my brother?
00:02:08No.
00:02:08I'm going to text him to pick you up tomorrow at 10, okay?
00:02:11I love you.
00:02:12Bye.
00:02:15You're supposed to knock, not break down my door, you stupid.
00:02:19Giant.
00:02:29Never mind, Wren.
00:02:31She's up now.
00:02:32Tristan, long time no see.
00:02:39Mind if we'd skip the small talk?
00:02:41I wasn't planning on coming to Sherman Oaks on my way to New York.
00:02:46So, is this your outfit, or?
00:02:50Just, hold on.
00:02:57I think that was the last time we saw each other.
00:02:59I took a red eye from Austin to surprise Wren for a grad party.
00:03:08I don't remember you at that party.
00:03:11I, uh, left early to go out with my family and boyfriend, Stephen.
00:03:17Boyfriend.
00:03:20Is that all your luggage?
00:03:22Yeah, but I gotta take the sculpture down first.
00:03:24So.
00:03:27And give me a hand?
00:03:42I got it.
00:03:43We're going all the way to New York in that.
00:03:51That's the plan, sweetheart.
00:03:53Wow, Tristan.
00:03:55You're just as sweet and considerate as I remember.
00:03:58Tell me, Smiles.
00:04:00What exactly do you remember?
00:04:06Tell me, Smiles.
00:04:07What exactly do you remember?
00:04:19Not much.
00:04:20Perfect.
00:04:21Makes two of us.
00:04:24You're saying you don't remember me.
00:04:26Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:04:28Yeah.
00:04:29Totally.
00:04:30Well, like you said, we got 3,000 miles of road to change all that.
00:04:35We don't have anything to do with each other and I think it's best we keep it that way.
00:04:38Agreed?
00:04:39Suit yourself.
00:04:40I'm sure your boyfriend, Stefan.
00:04:42Steven.
00:04:43Would appreciate that.
00:04:56Everything all right?
00:05:17Yeah, uh, I'm just, I'm just worried about Renee.
00:05:23Tell me about it.
00:05:23She just barely moved six months ago and now she's getting married?
00:05:27Does she even know the guy?
00:05:29Uh, he and Ren seem happy.
00:05:31I guess they're in love.
00:05:33What about you?
00:05:36Me?
00:05:36Yeah, are you in love or what?
00:05:39Yeah, yeah, actually I am.
00:05:42Yeah.
00:05:44Wasn't telling a joke, but okay.
00:05:46I just think it's funny how you say you're in love,
00:05:49but your little knight in shining armor is the one escorting you to New York.
00:05:52Yeah, he has work.
00:05:53It's very important.
00:05:55Yeah, more important than you.
00:05:58Yeah, you've been biting your lip and bouncing your legs for the last 10 minutes because your
00:06:02boyfriend hasn't been picking up your calls, so...
00:06:04You look like, uh, nothing. Forget it.
00:06:10No, you can't do that. Come on, finish your sentence, Tristian. I'm a big girl.
00:06:14I was gonna say...
00:06:19You look like you haven't been properly fucked in forever.
00:06:25My sex life is none of your business.
00:06:28You're right. Absolutely.
00:06:30I can't believe you just said that.
00:06:32Well, you know, if you're so concerned about my relationship,
00:06:34could you just stop at Steven's office up here so I can say goodbye?
00:06:38Please.
00:06:38All right, whatever you say, honey.
00:06:45You got 10 minutes max. No last minute quickies, got it?
00:06:59Steven, turn the fucking phone off. You're killing the mood.
00:07:02Baby, I gotta let it go to a voicemail so she thinks I'm in a meeting.
00:07:11What are you gonna dump her ass? You said you were gonna take me to Hillary.
00:07:14Hey, after the wedding, kitten. Hey, and if I'd have known she was gonna go to art school,
00:07:18I would have never wasted my time.
00:07:24Tristan, what are you doing here?
00:07:27I've been gone for over a half hour.
00:07:29What happened?
00:07:30Nothing. Let's go.
00:07:32No, you're crying. Did that yuppie boyfriend do something to you?
00:07:35No, Tristan, let's just go, please, before he sees me.
00:07:38Sammy?
00:07:39She didn't catch us, right?
00:07:40That's weird. I thought I heard her.
00:07:45Can I help you?
00:07:47You're the one who needs some help, you slimy piece of shit.
00:07:51You slimy piece of shit.
00:07:53Do I know you?
00:07:54Nah, but I know you.
00:07:56You're the guy stringing along something amazing because you're too much of a coward to let her go.
00:08:02Do you have any idea who you're talking to?
00:08:06How do you even know Sammy?
00:08:07Better yet, why do you even care?
00:08:09Let's just say I'm a friend.
00:08:11Someone who doesn't appreciate ungrateful bastards like you taking advantage of her kindness.
00:08:15My kindness? It just doesn't really get my dick wet, you know?
00:08:21And, uh, also doesn't take away from the fact that she's kind of a failure.
00:08:25You don't deserve to say her name. All she ever does is care about you.
00:08:30And you're here talking shit, when you should be thankful she even gives you the time of
00:08:34fucking day.
00:08:35Who do you think you are coming in here and talking to me like that?
00:08:38I'm the guy about to teach you some respect.
00:08:41I'm gonna give you five seconds to get the hell out of my-
00:08:47Oh my god, Steven!
00:08:49The fuck is wrong with you?
00:08:50Security!
00:08:51If you ever badmouth Samantha smiles again, if you so much as look at her wrong,
00:09:08you won't just be losing a fine art dude, you'll be losing teeth.
00:09:13Got it?
00:09:21What the hell was that all about?
00:09:23Hey, I didn't ask you to go ape shit on my boyfriend!
00:09:25Oh, you mean your lying, cheating bitch of a boyfriend?
00:09:27God, are you insane? This has nothing to do with you! Why would you just-
00:09:31Because I don't get how a girl like you ends up with a guy like him and it pisses me the fuck off.
00:09:36Why does it piss you off? Why do you even care?
00:09:39Because a guy like him doesn't know the real you!
00:09:41He doesn't even care that he hurts you every single day and...
00:09:44And I would never do that to you, Sam, because I just- I-
00:09:50Because you what?
00:09:55Sorry, I- I just forget it.
00:10:03Because you what?
00:10:05Forget it. What I want to know is why you don't go in there and just dump the guy already.
00:10:09I can't!
00:10:10Okay?
00:10:11You can't? So you're just gonna pretend this fucker isn't cheating on you.
00:10:13Tristan, it's okay.
00:10:15No, it's not okay. He's the fucking scum of the earth.
00:10:17Look, I'll deal with Steven later, all right?
00:10:20I don't want to cause any drama to Renee's big day, so I'll just wait after the wedding, okay?
00:10:26Smiles, you know you deserve more than this, don't you?
00:10:30I just want to get out of here, okay? Please?
00:10:33Fine. Just don't let me catch you crying again, or I don't know what I'll do.
00:10:49See?
00:10:49See? Better.
00:10:51Hey, Sammy. Sorry I didn't pick up earlier, honey. Today was crazy.
00:11:16No, it's okay. I know you're busy.
00:11:18That, plus this random dude came into the office and assaulted me.
00:11:22Oh, no. Are you all right?
00:11:24Yeah, but it was just so weird. It seemed like he knew you. Big blonde guy, kind of looks like a surfer.
00:11:30No, doesn't sound familiar, but I'm glad you're okay.
00:11:33Yeah, I should be all right for the wedding. I gotta go. Have a safe drive, honey. Love you.
00:11:37Yeah, I love you too. See you soon.
00:11:41Don't look at me like that. Look, I'll figure it out after the wedding. This isn't forever.
00:11:45Yeah, I heard that one before.
00:11:48Good night, Tristan.
00:12:09Good night, Tristan.
00:12:09Good night, Tristan.
00:12:35Move!
00:12:38Just a book about the sexy elves and shit?
00:12:42You know what you need.
00:12:44A nice dip in the lake to wash off all our germs.
00:12:47I can't even swim.
00:12:49Then I can just teach you, duh.
00:12:54He'll never understand how I feel about him.
00:12:57To him, I'll always just be his baby sister's best friend.
00:13:02Earth to Samantha.
00:13:05Miles, there's something I've been wanting to tell you.
00:13:20Yes?
00:13:23Hey!
00:13:28You guys mind if we share at the dock?
00:13:32Uh, sure.
00:13:35Hey Savannah.
00:13:36It's Samantha.
00:13:37Oh, right.
00:13:38For sure.
00:13:39Um, so Tristan said you're friends with his sister, right?
00:13:48You know, it would be so slay if you could be a girl's girl and put in a good word for us.
00:14:05I don't think he'd listen to me.
00:14:06I don't think he'd listen to me.
00:14:08Come on, Sabrina.
00:14:09You would be doing us a huge favor.
00:14:12Girl.
00:14:14I can tell you what else is probably huge.
00:14:17You don't need me to get him.
00:14:19I'm nobody.
00:14:21What the fuck's your problem, huh?
00:14:24What?
00:14:25What's your problem?
00:14:26Please, no one actually reads anymore.
00:14:28That book's just a prop for your little nerdy girl act, isn't it?
00:14:31What?
00:14:32Hey!
00:14:33Hey!
00:14:34You want to be different so bad.
00:14:36You really think playing all sweet and innocent is going to get him to like you?
00:14:40What?
00:14:41Oh my god, look at her blushing.
00:14:43She thinks she's a main character in one of her stupid little books.
00:14:46Aww, the little sister's best friend has a crush on the hot big brother.
00:14:51I do not have a crush on him.
00:14:53Just leave me alone.
00:14:54Oh yeah?
00:15:04Is that why you're parading your tits around?
00:15:07So the nerdy girl's actually a slut, huh?
00:15:10Hey, what the hell's going on?
00:15:13You want his attention, sweetie?
00:15:15Well then let us help you.
00:15:24Hey, what the fuck was that?
00:15:34She's not coming back up.
00:15:35Come on.
00:15:54Oh.
00:15:55Oh.
00:15:57Oh my god.
00:15:58Oh.
00:15:59Oh.
00:16:07Oh.
00:16:11Oh.
00:16:12Yeah.
00:16:13Yeah.
00:16:14Hey.
00:16:15Tell me you're alright.
00:16:16Oh my god, wow, Tristan, you're literally a hero.
00:16:19Don't fucking touch me.
00:16:21Alright, just get out of here.
00:16:22Babe, come on.
00:16:23It was an accident. We were just messing around.
00:16:26I said get out before you get thrown in the water next.
00:16:32Go!
00:16:37Are you hurt?
00:16:39Well, they must have licked me with their nails.
00:16:53Thank you for saving me.
00:17:05Those girls, they pushed you in because of me.
00:17:11It isn't your fault.
00:17:12Isn't it if I would have just paid more attention? God, I feel like such a piece of shit.
00:17:15You're not a piece of shit.
00:17:17You know, if Ren were there, she'd call me the same thing, and she wouldn't be wrong.
00:17:23Oh my god, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I don't know why I just did that.
00:17:30Is that your way of thanking me for rescuing you?
00:17:34That was just my way of shutting you up.
00:17:38Oh, really? Then I should get you to shut me up every day.
00:17:53We shouldn't.
00:17:57No, no, no. Ren is my best friend.
00:17:59You kissed me first. Remember?
00:18:01I know, but you're her older brother, and she hates when girls make moves on you. I...
00:18:07But...
00:18:08But you're not just any girl, Sam.
00:18:19Forget everyone else.
00:18:21It's just you and me.
00:18:27Do you want me, Sam?
00:18:29I couldn't quite hear those smiles. Was that a yes, Ren, though?
00:18:41I want you, Tristan.
00:18:52Boo-
00:18:53Boo-
00:18:59Boo-
00:19:24Boo-
00:19:25Boo-
00:19:25I don't want to stop.
00:19:37Don't.
00:19:39Have you ever done this before?
00:19:50I think I'm really much my first everything.
00:19:55I think I'm really much my first everything.
00:20:26Where were you?
00:20:27I went to the bathroom.
00:20:29I don't remember you coming home last night.
00:20:34I lost track of time at the lake.
00:20:38You were asleep when I got back.
00:20:39The girls from across the lake came by when you were gone.
00:20:47You brought me this.
00:20:50So like in exchange you'll give us your brother's number right?
00:20:53Wren, I...
00:20:53Do they think I'm stupid?
00:20:55Like I don't know they're trying to use me to get to Tristan.
00:20:58It's all anyone does.
00:20:59It's always about Tristan.
00:21:01Honestly, I think my dad even loves him more than me.
00:21:03You would never do that to me.
00:21:11Right, Sam?
00:21:12You're my friend because you love me.
00:21:15Of course.
00:21:17You're positive that you have absolutely no feelings for my brother.
00:21:21Come on.
00:21:22You know I hate him.
00:21:23We both hate him.
00:21:24He's a fuckboy who's full of himself and doesn't have a single interesting thought in his shallow little head.
00:21:29Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:21:33And he never will.
00:21:37Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:21:39And he never will.
00:21:42I know I can trust you.
00:21:43Always, Wren.
00:21:44Come on.
00:21:46It's me and you.
00:21:48Do that.
00:21:56There they go.
00:21:57Showing out the golden boy.
00:21:58Again.
00:21:59Attention, everyone.
00:22:01We are both so proud of Tristan.
00:22:04You know UT Austin gave him a full scholarship.
00:22:08My boy's going to be a longhorn.
00:22:10He had the summer off, but next week he is off to college and back to the grind.
00:22:17Isn't that right, son?
00:22:18Yes, sir.
00:22:25Tristan just had to invite his stupid jock friends over.
00:22:29Oh, great.
00:22:33The airheads from across the lake are here, too.
00:22:37Hey?
00:22:39Whoa, are you okay?
00:22:41You look like you just saw a ghost.
00:22:42You want his attention, sweetie?
00:22:44Well, then let us help you.
00:22:47Ah!
00:22:51Yeah.
00:22:52Oh, yeah.
00:22:53Fine.
00:22:54God, all this noise is hurting my head.
00:22:56I'm going to go back upstairs.
00:22:57Do you want me to pick out a movie for us to watch?
00:23:00Yeah.
00:23:01Uh, I'll be up in a sec.
00:23:03Okay.
00:23:07Hey, Tristan.
00:23:08Can I talk to you?
00:23:09I feel like you've been avoiding me.
00:23:11I'll stay.
00:23:15Oh, hey, Smiles.
00:23:17Need something?
00:23:19No.
00:23:20Never mind.
00:23:21Just...
00:23:23Forget it.
00:23:26Forget it.
00:23:26I knew you'd come around.
00:23:54Want to take this to your room?
00:23:55Nah, not in the mood.
00:24:11I'm never going to be that stupid again.
00:24:19Tristan!
00:24:20Come on!
00:24:21Open up, it's already 10.
00:24:22We've got to get on the road!
00:24:23If you don't get up in the next 10 seconds, I swear to God, I'll beat down this door with
00:24:28my fist!
00:24:32Glad to see you're in a better mood this morning.
00:24:34Please tell me you're not naked.
00:24:36Please tell me you're not naked.
00:24:40Put some clothes on!
00:24:41The people of Utah don't need to see that!
00:24:42I hate to break it to you, but lots of people want to see that.
00:24:45If you wanted to get me in bed, you could have just said so.
00:24:50Shut up!
00:24:51There was somebody else that was coming outside of their room.
00:24:54Put that on.
00:24:55Put that on.
00:24:56God, can you hurry up so we can go already?
00:25:00Gee, thanks.
00:25:01Well, I'm just paying back the favor.
00:25:03Consider us even now.
00:25:04Hey, tell me you're alright.
00:25:12Are you nervous or something, Smiles?
00:25:15No.
00:25:16Why would I be?
00:25:17Grew up Ren, you and Ren, it's nothing I haven't seen before.
00:25:20It's okay to admit you liked what you saw.
00:25:23We're not teens anymore, Tristan.
00:25:26You can't tease me like this.
00:25:28What if I'm not teasing, though?
00:25:30What if I'm serious?
00:25:31Tristan Montgomery being serious?
00:25:34I'll believe it when I see it.
00:25:36Do I look serious enough now?
00:25:38Is this scar?
00:25:42We should, uh, get going.
00:25:46Meet you outside.
00:25:53We're out of gas.
00:25:54No, we're not.
00:25:55Filled up yesterday.
00:25:56Hey.
00:25:57Gas gauge is broken, genius.
00:25:59Got gas last night.
00:26:00We were taking your depression nap.
00:26:01We're driving 3,000 miles in a car with a broken gas gauge.
00:26:03I don't know.
00:26:04I don't know.
00:26:05I don't know.
00:26:06I don't know.
00:26:07I don't know.
00:26:08I don't know.
00:26:09I don't know.
00:26:10I don't know.
00:26:11I don't know.
00:26:12I don't know.
00:26:13I don't know.
00:26:14We're driving 3,000 miles in a car with a broken gas gauge.
00:26:16I've gotten this this far, haven't I?
00:26:18Do you know how many asshole-sounding things you say today?
00:26:29So, what have you been up to the last five years, huh?
00:26:32I thought you didn't like small talk.
00:26:34Come on.
00:26:35Lighten up smiles.
00:26:36No harm in some conversation, right?
00:26:38It's basically just school and work.
00:26:40And I graduated last year, now I'm a bartender.
00:26:42You don't do sculptures full-time?
00:26:44As much as I'd like to.
00:26:46I can't do art full-time unless it's paying my bills full-time.
00:26:49What about you?
00:26:51I own my own business.
00:26:53Cleaning pools.
00:26:54How did that happen?
00:26:56A year ago, I overheard some rich lady at a bar complaining about how disgusting her green pool was.
00:27:02Her friend started saying she should hire a good-looking pool guy to make her husband jealous.
00:27:06That's where I came in.
00:27:08Sounds like a bad porno.
00:27:10A bad porno?
00:27:11Oh, you wound me, Smiles.
00:27:13Hey, Smiles, you still awake?
00:27:31Hey.
00:27:36Hey.
00:27:38Uh, I have a hell of a headache.
00:27:40Do you have any aspirin?
00:27:42Yeah, um, come in.
00:28:04Gonna keep staring or actually ask me about it?
00:28:08I'm sorry.
00:28:09I just don't remember you having that scar last time we met.
00:28:15How did you get it? Playing football?
00:28:19I remember it was raining.
00:28:22I was calling the play, lining up on the field, then...
00:28:27Nothing.
00:28:29I woke up in the hospital with tubes coming out everywhere.
00:28:33That was the last time I played college ball.
00:28:36I lost my scholarship.
00:28:38I'm so sorry.
00:28:43Well...
00:28:47You still got the rest of our lives, don't you?
00:28:49Uh...
00:28:50Thank you for the aspirin. I'm gonna let you get some sleep, alright?
00:29:04I'll see you tomorrow soon.
00:29:13What can I get for you?
00:29:15Just two coffees, please.
00:29:16So, you folks aren't from around here, are ya?
00:29:20You and that poppin' hot dish of a man outside?
00:29:23Oh, no. We're still on the way to my best friend's wedding in New York City.
00:29:26He's her older brother.
00:29:28So you're shacking up with your best friend's brother?
00:29:30No, I have a boyfriend. Well, that's complicated.
00:29:32But Tristan and I aren't. I mean, we hooked up once, but it was years ago. He doesn't even remember.
00:29:36He doesn't even remember.
00:29:39Oh, sweet pea.
00:29:42You think the man giving you bedroom eyes from all the way across the road wouldn't remember something like that?
00:29:49Think again.
00:29:50I can't.
00:29:53Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:29:59Hey.
00:30:01Anything sound good?
00:30:03What do you remember about me, Tristan?
00:30:07Uh...
00:30:09What do you mean?
00:30:11You can't possibly remember absolutely nothing about me.
00:30:14Right?
00:30:16Uh...
00:30:18I remember you always wore two braids split right down the middle.
00:30:22Yeah.
00:30:26What do you remember about me?
00:30:32Sorry.
00:30:35I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Big Bear.
00:30:39Especially the last one.
00:30:45Did some stupid shit there?
00:30:47I guess we all did stupid shit.
00:30:49You know what else I remember?
00:30:51I remember you being a selfish, arrogant fuckboy who cared about nothing and no one but himself.
00:30:55Oh, really?
00:30:57Is that it?
00:30:59What's that supposed to mean?
00:31:01Nothing.
00:31:03You were like, I'm sorry.
00:31:05I'm sorry.
00:31:07I'm sorry.
00:31:09I'm sorry.
00:31:11I'm sorry.
00:31:13I'm sorry.
00:31:15You are completely right, Smiles.
00:31:20That's exactly who I am.
00:31:37Did we just run out of gas?
00:31:39I filled up three hours ago.
00:31:41I told you this would happen.
00:31:44We're out of gas.
00:31:45No, we're not.
00:31:47For the last time, we did not run out of gas.
00:31:49Oh, yeah? How do you know?
00:31:50I know my car.
00:31:52My God.
00:31:53Do we have a problem?
00:31:54You are my problem.
00:31:55My best friend is getting married in three days and instead of giving me a real answer, you're saying cryptic shit like, I know my car, because you're too much of a man to admit when you don't know anything.
00:32:09What do you want me to say?
00:32:10That it's my fault?
00:32:11Fine.
00:32:12It's my fucking fault.
00:32:13This whole mess is my fault.
00:32:14God, I should have never agreed to do this.
00:32:15So just told Ren no.
00:32:16Agreed to what?
00:32:17It's my fault?
00:32:18Fine.
00:32:20It's my fucking fault.
00:32:21This whole mess is my fault.
00:32:22God, I should have never agreed to do this.
00:32:25So just told Ren no.
00:32:27Agreed to what?
00:32:31Ren talked you into this?
00:32:34Didn't she?
00:32:36He didn't want to drive me.
00:32:42Sam.
00:32:43I'm sorry.
00:32:44I'm sorry, I didn't mean it.
00:32:47Hey, hey.
00:32:53I'm frustrated, too.
00:32:58We're in this together, all right?
00:33:01You and me.
00:33:11What in the devil are the two of you doing all the way out here?
00:33:14You two are real lucky I found you.
00:33:21Well, I'll have one of my boys come out, tow your car, bring it back to the shop.
00:33:25We'll take a look in the morning.
00:33:26For now, let's get you someplace cozy.
00:33:28Hey, we appreciate the help.
00:33:30Oh, if possible, could you please tell them to be careful?
00:33:33I have a gift for my friend in the trunk, and I don't want it damaged.
00:33:35You have my word, miss.
00:33:37Thank you so much, sir.
00:33:39Ah, just call me Bob.
00:33:41So, what brings you two around these parts?
00:33:46We're on our way to New York.
00:33:47My best friend's getting married.
00:33:48Well, then you're the maid of honor.
00:33:50I'll bet you're a hell of a stunner in your dress.
00:33:53Don't you agree, son?
00:33:55One hundred percent.
00:33:56How can I help you tonight?
00:34:05Uh, two rooms, please.
00:34:09Ah, shoot.
00:34:11I'm afraid there's only one room left.
00:34:13I'm afraid there's only one room left.
00:34:23That's okay.
00:34:25We'll just go somewhere else.
00:34:26Thanks.
00:34:28Uh, sir?
00:34:31We're the only spot in town.
00:34:33Everything else is over three hours away.
00:34:39One room will be fine.
00:34:46Look, it's just one night.
00:34:48Sorry I was being silly.
00:35:02So, are we gonna talk about it?
00:35:04I, I think it's better if we don't.
00:35:11Just forget it.
00:35:19Sorry.
00:35:22About what I said at the cafe earlier.
00:35:24I didn't mean it.
00:35:26I know.
00:35:26Good night, Sam.
00:35:39Hey, honey.
00:35:41Sorry I haven't called.
00:35:41I've been caught up at the office.
00:35:43How's the drive been?
00:35:44Uh, it's been crazy, honestly.
00:35:47The car broke down and we had to...
00:35:48That's nice.
00:35:49Anyway, I got some bad news, Sammy.
00:35:52My boss wants me to go to Napa this weekend.
00:35:54I can't make it to the wedding after all.
00:35:56Are you kidding?
00:35:57I mean, no, you're supposed to fly in Friday.
00:35:59You can't miss one single fucking work event.
00:36:01Honey, you're being ridiculous.
00:36:03I can't tell my boss no.
00:36:04He needs me.
00:36:05Yeah, well, what about what I need?
00:36:06Do you know how humiliating it'll be to show up alone?
00:36:09I mean, no, no, no.
00:36:10We've been planning this for months, Steven.
00:36:12God, how could you?
00:36:13I...
00:36:26I mean, no, no, no, no.
00:36:27Bye.
00:36:27Bye.
00:36:44.
00:37:14.
00:37:44.
00:37:53What was that?
00:37:55What was that?
00:37:56Huh?
00:37:57Oh, nothing. My co-worker just said something.
00:37:59Anyway, I'm sorry to have let you down, but I promise I'll make it up to you when you get back, okay?
00:38:03See you soon.
00:38:12Hey, you okay?
00:38:13You okay? What happened?
00:38:15Steven's not coming to the wedding.
00:38:19I broke up with him.
00:38:22What are you gonna say? I told you so. You should've dumped him from the start. Smiles, you dumbass.
00:38:26Sam, no. I'm sorry.
00:38:28No. Everything in my life is falling apart. I don't want to hear some bullshit. Like, I'm sorry.
00:38:33Okay, just wait. Just wait.
00:38:34No, I should've never agreed to this. I should've said no. I should've...
00:38:37Sam! Sam!
00:38:38Sam!
00:38:52Sam!
00:38:57God, I'm so fucking jerk!
00:38:59Will you just stop? I'm trying to help.
00:39:01Why?
00:39:03Because!
00:39:04Because why?
00:39:05Because you can't swim.
00:39:08You remember.
00:39:11Sam, just listen.
00:39:12Don't you lie to me, Tristan!
00:39:14You do remember Lake, the night of the cabin, everything! Don't you?
00:39:18Yes, I remember.
00:39:24Sam, where are you going?
00:39:33Sam, where are you going?
00:39:35Get as far away from you as I can! Also, I can swim now, asshole!
00:39:41Sam, just stop! Samantha!
00:39:48Yeah.
00:39:50Alright.
00:39:51Yeah, be right there.
00:39:57Fuck!
00:40:18I picked up the car.
00:40:21Um...
00:40:23We're not gonna leave in Toei.
00:40:32We're not gonna leave in Toei.
00:40:37Talk.
00:40:41I don't feel like talking.
00:40:42What are you doing?
00:40:45What are you doing?
00:40:49I don't know.
00:40:51But I don't wanna think anymore.
00:40:54Samantha.
00:40:56Mm-hmm.
00:41:02How much have you had to drink?
00:41:05Doesn't matter.
00:41:09You make me feel things, Tristan.
00:41:12Things I've never felt before.
00:41:16I hate you so much.
00:41:19But I want you so bad, it scares me.
00:41:42I'm sorry.
00:41:43I can't.
00:41:52I'm sorry.
00:41:54I can't.
00:41:55I can't.
00:42:15Hey, you hungry?
00:42:16I can't.
00:42:17I can't.
00:42:18I can't.
00:42:19I can't.
00:42:20I can't.
00:42:21I can't.
00:42:22I can't.
00:42:23I can't.
00:42:24I can't.
00:42:26I can't.
00:42:28Is this how it's gonna be the rest of the trip?
00:42:31Like what?
00:42:33Like you not talking to me.
00:42:35Not even looking at me.
00:42:36Not even looking at me.
00:42:40Is this all because of last night?
00:42:45Hey.
00:42:46Answer me.
00:42:48Yes.
00:42:52Yes.
00:42:55This is exactly how it'll be.
00:42:57If you don't want me, at least have the balls to tell me to my face.
00:42:59I can handle words, but I can't.
00:43:01Why embarrass me like that?
00:43:04Why let me make a fool of myself over you again?
00:43:06Hey, hey, hey.
00:43:08You think I don't want you?
00:43:11You think it almost didn't kill me to push you away last night?
00:43:15I have never wanted anything or anyone like I want you.
00:43:19And last night, I almost lost control.
00:43:24But you were drunk and I wasn't gonna take advantage of you like that.
00:43:30And then you were drunk
00:43:36and I killed him.
00:43:38You were drunk.
00:43:39Yeah.
00:43:40I want you, Tristan.
00:44:10Hey, so one room or two?
00:44:25Um, one room, please.
00:44:31Here you go.
00:44:33We gotta use the bathroom real quick.
00:44:34Wait, can I use your phone?
00:44:36Mine died in the pool.
00:44:38Tell her I said hi.
00:44:39Christopher, you low-life sack of shit.
00:44:42Tell me where you are right now.
00:44:44Renee, it's me.
00:44:46Oh my god, Sam?
00:44:47Where the hell have you been, loca?
00:44:48I fell in a pool.
00:44:50It's a long story, but I'm really sorry, Ren.
00:44:53Don't be.
00:44:53I'm sorry I haven't called.
00:44:55I've been so caught up with this wedding planning bullshit.
00:44:57God, I wish you could have been here to make it easier.
00:45:00So you just telling each other everything?
00:45:02Yeah, about that, I...
00:45:04Make sure my brother gets you here in one piece, okay?
00:45:06Love you.
00:45:09Everything good?
00:45:12Yeah, yeah, everything's fine.
00:45:17You okay?
00:45:19Been all quiet since you got off the phone with Renee.
00:45:22Look, I think whatever this thing is,
00:45:26it's probably best if we stop it here.
00:45:28What?
00:45:30Why?
00:45:30Is this because of Renee?
00:45:32Yesterday was a mistake.
00:45:38And it can't happen again.
00:45:41Really?
00:45:43Was you and me five years ago in the cabin a mistake, too?
00:45:46I don't know.
00:45:50You tell me.
00:45:51No, you tell me.
00:45:52You want to talk about saying shit to each other's faces?
00:45:54Let's do it.
00:45:55What are you talking about?
00:45:56You're the one who said you did stupid shit at the cabin.
00:45:59Some stupid shit there.
00:46:01You're the one who kissed the girl at the party after we had sex.
00:46:04I hate Tristan.
00:46:08Tristan's a fuckboy.
00:46:09Tristan doesn't mean anything to me, and he never will.
00:46:12Ring any bells?
00:46:13You heard Renee and I that morning.
00:46:19Did you mean it?
00:46:20Of course I didn't.
00:46:22Then why'd you say it?
00:46:23Why'd you push me away?
00:46:25And why'd you spend five years avoiding me?
00:46:28Renee is my best friend, and she...
00:46:30You didn't know what it was like for her growing up in your shadow.
00:46:34I just...
00:46:34I didn't want to hurt her.
00:46:36God.
00:46:37I'm sorry.
00:46:39I just...
00:46:40I don't regret last night.
00:46:43And I do want to tell Wren I just...
00:46:46I'm so tired of secrets.
00:46:49Yeah.
00:46:52It's okay.
00:46:54I get it.
00:46:57You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:47:00You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:47:09I came to drop off some things at the house, and I saw my dad with his assistant.
00:47:20Tristan!
00:47:20My parents are going to try and play nice at the wedding, but my mom's a fucking mess.
00:47:29And I feel like I'm just waiting for everything to fall apart.
00:47:34Yeah, I know how you feel.
00:47:36Last month, I opened my first art gallery, and I didn't sell a single piece.
00:47:41I watched everyone walk past me and my life's work, and I realized I'd spent years wasting my time chasing some stupid dream.
00:47:54It isn't stupid.
00:47:56You're what makes you happy, right?
00:47:57Then it's worth it.
00:48:02My ex wouldn't think so.
00:48:05You're still in love with him, are you?
00:48:08Oh, God, no.
00:48:09Honestly, I don't know if I ever was.
00:48:13Then why stay with him so long?
00:48:15Everything with Stephen was easy.
00:48:18Comfortable.
00:48:18Even when I knew there was nothing there, I didn't want to admit my relationship was another failure.
00:48:27It wasn't until you came back into my life that I realized what I was missing.
00:48:33I'm so scared of failing, I haven't let myself live.
00:48:36You deserve everything.
00:48:51You hear me?
00:48:52Everything.
00:48:54I wanted to hate you.
00:48:58But I don't.
00:49:00I don't.
00:49:02I don't hate you either, Sam.
00:49:04I never have.
00:49:34Oh, you finally made it.
00:49:37I have something for you.
00:49:44A cell phone?
00:49:46If we're going to pretend like nothing's happening, we need a way to get a hold of each other.
00:49:54Wild Stallion?
00:49:55Is that your code name?
00:49:57Call me that whenever you want, baby.
00:50:00I can't help you, we hate each other.
00:50:02Are you sure you're okay with not telling anybody about us yet?
00:50:08It's what you want, right?
00:50:10Last time I talked to Renee, I was still with Stephen.
00:50:12I just don't want to overshadow her on her wedding day and have everyone talk about a girl who just got out of the five-year relationship.
00:50:17Ow.
00:50:18Uh, your head smiles.
00:50:19I said I understand.
00:50:21You can do my dirty little secret.
00:50:22Oh, stop.
00:50:23Okay.
00:50:25So, did you tell Renee we're here?
00:50:27You motherfuckers.
00:50:28Took you long enough?
00:50:34You're going to have to bulk up if you want a second.
00:50:37Oh, whoa.
00:50:37Careful, that's my future bride, man.
00:50:39Finn, you remember my dipshit brother, Tristan?
00:50:42It's good to see you again, man.
00:50:44And you must be Samantha.
00:50:46Renee has said so much about you.
00:50:48I feel like I already know you.
00:50:49Bring it in.
00:50:50I'll take your bag.
00:50:53Yes!
00:50:54Oh, my God!
00:50:55I can't believe it!
00:50:57I know!
00:50:58How was it right?
00:50:59Did Tristan play nice or do I need to beat his ass?
00:51:02What are you going to do, twinkle toes?
00:51:03Do a pirouette on me?
00:51:04A pirouette on her corpse.
00:51:06If you were meaning my bestie, yes.
00:51:07Relax, run.
00:51:08It wasn't bad.
00:51:09It was kind of nice, actually.
00:51:12You know, other than Tristan's stupid car breaking down
00:51:14because he was driving around with no gas gauge like a dumbass.
00:51:17Yeah?
00:51:18And who's the dumbass I had to fish out of the motel pool in Iowa?
00:51:22I don't think I ever heard a thank you, Tristan, my heroic savior.
00:51:26I didn't need saving from the pool that was barely five feet deep.
00:51:29Jeez, you are not kidding.
00:51:31They really do hate each other.
00:51:33Yeah.
00:51:36Anywho!
00:51:36You big, strong boys can handle the luggage, right?
00:51:40I need to get my made up all and fit it into a dress!
00:51:52No!
00:51:53Deep tissue!
00:51:55Okay, a tie works.
00:52:00Mom!
00:52:01Please!
00:52:03Okay, you'll have to figure it out.
00:52:06Are you alone?
00:52:08You wish.
00:52:09I'm with Renee in her room.
00:52:10My room's next door.
00:52:11That's too bad.
00:52:12You should be in mine instead.
00:52:13Have some self-control, Stallion.
00:52:15I like it when you call me that.
00:52:17What's your room number?
00:52:17I'll be there in two minutes.
00:52:18You can't.
00:52:19I'm with your sister.
00:52:20Tell her she's a fucking cock block.
00:52:21Sam, can you come here for a sec?
00:52:23I need help picking up my earrings.
00:52:25See what I mean?
00:52:25Look, I'll see you at the wedding rehearsal, okay?
00:52:27Come to my room later, please.
00:52:29Sam, are you alive?
00:52:31I gotta go.
00:52:32I'll talk to you later.
00:52:33Okay, which ones?
00:52:39I think the pearls.
00:52:42Thank God you're here.
00:52:44I can't wait to be married, so I never have to clean a wedding again.
00:52:48It just took me so long to get here.
00:52:50I'm sorry I miss so much.
00:52:51Oh my God, don't be silly.
00:52:53If anything, I'm mad at Steven for not being there for you
00:52:55when all the shit went down on the way here.
00:52:58When does he arrive anyways?
00:52:59When does he arrive anyways?
00:53:05I broke up with him.
00:53:08When?
00:53:09Why?
00:53:11He's cheating on me.
00:53:14You were right, Wren.
00:53:16I mean, he always put everything else above me.
00:53:18I just blindly went along with it.
00:53:20Look, I was going to wait until the end of your wedding to end things,
00:53:24but when he told me he couldn't make it and all,
00:53:27I just, I couldn't do it anymore.
00:53:31God, I'm sorry.
00:53:33But I called him and told him it's over,
00:53:36so hopefully neither of us have to see him again.
00:53:39How do you take it?
00:53:40Like a pussy?
00:53:41I have no clue.
00:53:42My phone drowned at the Iowa Motel Pool.
00:53:45Come here.
00:53:48Oh, serves him right.
00:53:51Honestly, I'm surprised he hasn't been calling me nonstop trying to get to you.
00:53:55I'm done with him.
00:53:57That's the fucking spirit.
00:53:59Look, you are a free woman now, okay?
00:54:02And I'm going to make sure you catch at least one dick at this wedding.
00:54:05Okay.
00:54:05Oh, God, I miss you so much.
00:54:22We've only been eight hours since we've seen each other.
00:54:26I had you hold myself for days nonstop.
00:54:29I'm hooked on you now.
00:54:31Wait, hold on.
00:54:32Can we talk?
00:54:35Sure.
00:54:36What about?
00:54:37I was talking with Wren earlier.
00:54:41Oh, I had them bring it to my room instead of yours because it's next to Renee's,
00:54:45so she wouldn't find out.
00:54:47Thank you, Tristan.
00:54:50I didn't even think of that.
00:54:52So, what did you talk about with her?
00:54:54Does she know about us?
00:54:55No, but I think I want to tell her the truth tomorrow.
00:55:02Are you sure?
00:55:03Your parents are going to be here, and I don't want you to have to keep any more secrets from
00:55:08her.
00:55:10But I'm done, too.
00:55:13No more hiding.
00:55:14I want to be able to dance with you at the reception.
00:55:16How could you?
00:55:30How could you?
00:55:46Wren.
00:55:46I.
00:55:47I.
00:55:48Why was she here?
00:55:54Did someone see?
00:55:55Mom showed up this morning, and, uh, Dad wasn't with her.
00:56:01She found out about the affair, and she came here.
00:56:04And she saw us, and...
00:56:07Oh, my God.
00:56:15You were right.
00:56:17I should have just told her from the start.
00:56:18If we were kids, this is where he would say something smug, and I would show you, and he'd
00:56:25call me an idiot.
00:56:28Well, we ain't kids anymore, huh?
00:56:32Mom's down in the lobby.
00:56:34She's in shock, too.
00:56:36Will you be all right without me for a little bit?
00:56:38I hope you're okay.
00:56:52See you over here, so, okay?
00:57:03I'm in love with Tristan and fucking Montgomery.
00:57:08Thanks for coming, guys.
00:57:11It's good to have you.
00:57:14Excuse me.
00:57:16How's Wren?
00:57:20As well as can be expected.
00:57:22Tristan's been trying to get a hold of him for hours.
00:57:25Now, I've only met their dad once, but I never would have thought he'd do something like this.
00:57:30Maybe something happened to him.
00:57:32Like, his flight got canceled, or his phone died.
00:57:36Surprise!
00:57:37Steven!
00:57:38What are you doing here?
00:57:43I left work for you, Sammy.
00:57:44Aren't you happy to see me?
00:57:46Didn't you get my text?
00:57:47What text?
00:57:48I didn't get any text.
00:57:49The text I sent you in Iowa!
00:57:52Before I fell in the pool, oh my god.
00:57:54I broke up with him.
00:58:04Wait.
00:58:04Don't I know that guy?
00:58:05Don't I know that guy?
00:58:07God, I cannot believe you, Steven!
00:58:09Jesus Christ, I came out all this way, and you're not even happy to see me.
00:58:13And what's this mysterious text you keep talking about?
00:58:15Look, I don't want to make a scene.
00:58:17Let's just go talk to me.
00:58:17No!
00:58:19Whatever you want to say to me, you can say in front of all these people.
00:58:22God, do you have any idea what it took me to get here?
00:58:33And you're not even a little bit grateful for everything that I've done for you.
00:58:36I broke up with you!
00:58:40Excuse me?
00:58:41I texted you that I was breaking up with you because I know you're cheating on me with
00:58:44your secretary.
00:58:45And you know, I don't give a shit about your boss or your shitty law firm, you pretentious
00:58:50fucking asshole!
00:58:51Honey, what?
00:58:52What are you talking about?
00:58:54Come on, you're being crazy.
00:58:56You know I love you.
00:58:57I would never cheat on you.
00:58:58I saw her.
00:59:00She was on your lap.
00:59:02What are you going to dump her ass?
00:59:03You said you were going to take me to Italy.
00:59:05Hey, after the wedding, kitten.
00:59:07You were there.
00:59:09Sammy, honey.
00:59:10Listen, that, that girl, she's nobody.
00:59:14I'll admit, I made a mistake.
00:59:16But I can change.
00:59:17No, Steven.
00:59:19I made the mistake of wasting five years of my life with you.
00:59:23But it's over now.
00:59:24I'm done putting your life above mine.
00:59:26Sam, you're not in the right mind.
00:59:29I know you love me.
00:59:30You can't live without me.
00:59:31You even told me so.
00:59:33Listen to me.
00:59:34You don't know what you're throwing away with me.
00:59:36You need me.
00:59:38Not anymore.
00:59:39Now get out.
00:59:56My dad isn't coming.
00:59:59Tristan's going to have to walk me down the aisle.
01:00:04Everyone thinks Tristan's unbreakable, but he's not.
01:00:07I went to his room, but he wasn't there.
01:00:10I tried calling.
01:00:12It's typical Tristan.
01:00:14It doesn't like anyone seeing him is weak.
01:00:17He gets that from my dad.
01:00:18Why didn't you tell me?
01:00:21It was your wedding.
01:00:22I didn't want to take your big day away from you.
01:00:25It's bullshit, and you know it.
01:00:28You're right.
01:00:30I didn't tell you because...
01:00:32Because my feelings were so big, and everything was happening so fast.
01:00:37And what, you don't think I can handle the truth?
01:00:40I'm an adult, Sam.
01:00:41We're all fucking adults now.
01:00:43I didn't want to tell anyone.
01:00:44Not even you.
01:00:48Because if I told you, then that makes it real, and I...
01:00:51I didn't know if I was ready for that.
01:00:54You love Tristan?
01:00:59Yes.
01:01:01I love him.
01:01:06I love him so much.
01:01:08Then you need to tell him.
01:01:16I know.
01:01:33Who presents this woman to be married to this man?
01:01:37Her mother and I do.
01:01:42Finn, do you take Renee to be your lawfully-witted wife?
01:01:47I do.
01:01:49Do you take Finn to be your lawfully-witted husband?
01:01:52I do.
01:01:54Then, by the power vested in me by the state of New York,
01:01:58I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:02:02You may kiss the bride.
01:02:03I do.
01:02:20I do.
01:02:22Haven't you called or texted me back?
01:02:24Are you ignoring me?
01:02:26I don't know what you mean.
01:02:27I'm sorry.
01:02:28I didn't know Steven was going to show up.
01:02:30You told me you broke up with him.
01:02:31I did.
01:02:33I-I swear.
01:02:34Then why was he here?
01:02:36Why was he holding you in his fucking arms?
01:02:39Kissing you?
01:02:40Okay, I told you about my dad's affair.
01:02:43I told you how that shit wrecked me,
01:02:45and you just...
01:02:47let me lay in your bed like I'm just another goddamn flanger.
01:02:52Please, let me explain.
01:02:55Save it.
01:02:56I'm done.
01:02:56What are you doing in here?
01:03:08You should be at your reception.
01:03:10I can't celebrate when I know my maid of honor's in here dying inside.
01:03:13Come on, I locked the door.
01:03:14Will you please come out?
01:03:15Besides, I didn't choose my heels correctly,
01:03:17and I need to sit.
01:03:17I remember when I went to see Tristan during fall finals sophomore year.
01:03:30It was because he was in a bad accident.
01:03:33I know.
01:03:35He told me his football career was over after that.
01:03:37But what I remember most was him immediately looking at my dad.
01:03:42All Tristan saw was disappointment.
01:03:45So after everything with my dad broke his world,
01:03:48when he saw you with Steven,
01:03:50I ended it with Steven.
01:03:52He didn't get my text, but I would never use Tristan like that.
01:03:55I know.
01:03:56I know.
01:03:57He won't even talk to me.
01:03:59Even if he won't talk to you,
01:04:01you need to talk to him.
01:04:02If you really love him,
01:04:05he'll listen.
01:04:07Come on.
01:04:13Please give it up for Samantha.
01:04:17Samantha smiles.
01:04:27I have known Renee Montgomery
01:04:29since we were in first grade.
01:04:32Last year, she called me up at midnight
01:04:34and told me she met a guy.
01:04:36She told me she loved him
01:04:37and that they were getting married.
01:04:40I didn't say this at the time,
01:04:41but my first thought was,
01:04:43are you out of your goddamn mind?
01:04:46I've been with a man for five years
01:04:47and still wasn't open to the idea of forever.
01:04:50How could she be so sure in only a few weeks?
01:04:53I realized
01:04:53Wren had it right.
01:04:58Time doesn't matter
01:04:59when you're giving your heart to someone else
01:05:00because love is about being vulnerable
01:05:03and doing the things that scare you.
01:05:07Like giving your heart to someone
01:05:09after only a few weeks
01:05:10or a few days.
01:05:13That's how Renee and Finn fell in love
01:05:15and that's how I did too.
01:05:17To the bride and groom
01:05:19and to love that is timeless.
01:05:22To the bride and groom
01:05:22and to love that is timeless.
01:05:33Excuse me.
01:05:34Is this sculpture yours?
01:05:36Um, yes.
01:05:37It's mine.
01:05:38I own a gallery in Soho.
01:05:40Give me a call when you can.
01:05:41I'd love to chat about
01:05:43acquiring all your pieces.
01:05:45I'm sorry.
01:05:46All my pieces?
01:05:47Absolutely.
01:05:48Your art is precisely
01:05:50what I'm looking for.
01:05:52I look forward to your call.
01:05:53Hey, can we talk?
01:06:13Oh, now you want to talk?
01:06:15After you avoided me
01:06:16for the whole wedding?
01:06:16I know.
01:06:17I stood up in front of all those people.
01:06:19I...
01:06:19I was scared.
01:06:24Okay?
01:06:25I was shitty to you.
01:06:27I know that.
01:06:28I was angry, hurt
01:06:30and instead of letting you in
01:06:31I shut you out.
01:06:32So when I saw you with Steven
01:06:34all of those insecurities
01:06:36you started pouring out of me again.
01:06:38I mean, he had you for five years.
01:06:40I only been with you for a few days.
01:06:42Eventually, I dropped the ball
01:06:44and you see that it wasn't enough.
01:06:47So I convinced myself
01:06:49that it would hurt less
01:06:51if I just
01:06:52walked away first.
01:06:55You know,
01:06:55that you'd be better off
01:06:56with someone else.
01:06:58Trust him.
01:06:59I realized
01:07:00that
01:07:01I was being a coward
01:07:02for pushing you away.
01:07:07I was being a coward
01:07:09for pushing you away.
01:07:10I know now
01:07:11that if I let that happen
01:07:13I will be giving up
01:07:15on the best thing
01:07:16that's ever happened to me.
01:07:19Time stops
01:07:20when I'm with you.
01:07:22It stopped the night
01:07:24at the cabin
01:07:24all those years back.
01:07:27And
01:07:27it stopped again
01:07:29when you got in my car
01:07:30in Los Angeles.
01:07:32Yeah, I know
01:07:33I should let you go
01:07:33but
01:07:34I want you
01:07:36to need me
01:07:37the way that I need you.
01:07:39How can I believe you, Tristan?
01:07:42Because, Samantha Smiles,
01:07:44I am
01:07:44just
01:07:45miserably,
01:07:47pathetically
01:07:48in love with you.
01:07:52I want
01:07:53every week,
01:07:55every day,
01:07:56every moment
01:07:57to be with you.
01:07:59What do you say?
01:08:00Forget the past,
01:08:01ignore the future,
01:08:02let's just get in my car
01:08:03and drive,
01:08:03you and me.
01:08:04We'll go anywhere
01:08:05the world wants to go.
01:08:06I'll go anywhere
01:08:06in the world with you.
01:08:08You're really going to
01:08:09take us around the world
01:08:10in this piece of junk?
01:08:11Sweetheart,
01:08:12I'll make sure
01:08:12it gets us a fucking Pluto.
01:08:14You know,
01:08:15as long as I'm going with you.
01:08:17Just say yes.
01:08:19Please say yes, please.
01:08:32And I won't run out of gas.
01:08:45I love them both,
01:08:46but I'm literally going to kill them
01:08:48if they don't make up
01:08:48before the honeymoon's over.
01:08:50Maybe some relationships
01:08:51just take time to...
01:08:53Wait,
01:08:54isn't that them right now?
01:08:55No fucking way.
01:08:57They're making out too.
01:08:58You owe me 50 bucks?
01:09:02Did you two dumbasses
01:09:03really think you could get away
01:09:04without saying bye to the bride?
01:09:06I hope you know
01:09:07I'm going to be so annoying
01:09:09at your guys sweating.
01:09:09Oh, get your hands
01:09:10off my girl, Brad.
01:09:12Hey, she was my friend
01:09:13before she was your girl,
01:09:14okay?
01:09:14You're always going to be
01:09:15number one.
01:09:16Oh, we will see about that.
01:09:19Have fun on your honeymoon,
01:09:21Sugar Plum.
01:09:21We are going to hit the road.
01:09:23Where are you guys even going?
01:09:28To the gas station.