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24:45This tiny battery can't even move a newborn baby's penis.
24:49Come with me.
25:08Oh my gosh.
25:09He's applauding.
25:12Oh my gosh.
25:15How? Are you convinced now?
25:19Yes.
25:19Now I have a request of you.
25:21Could I order a spare battery?
25:24There is no need for that.
25:25Because if your son uses it sparingly.
25:27I didn't say it for my son.
25:28For myself.
25:29For yourself?
25:30Yes, doctor.
25:31Yes.
25:32For a long time I have been suffering from lupus, grandus, malafatus and such.
25:37You will make a baycott.
25:39I can put the battery in your son right away.
25:40Ugh.
25:41Lancet.
25:57Benz.
26:07Scissors.
26:08Scissors.
26:10Delete term.
26:24Now we've hit the right nerve.
26:40Mr. Lübnettin will come to his senses after a while.
26:50Thank you, doctor.
26:52I wonder when we will have the experience?
26:54Doctor.
26:54Doctor.
26:55What's wrong? What happened?
26:56Mrs. Derdin tried to commit suicide again.
26:58Where?
26:59In the pot.
27:02Jump.
27:02Don't jump, my dear.
27:04But doctor, save Pervin.
27:06Please stop, Ms. Pervin.
27:10Don't do anything crazy.
27:12No.
27:13Do not interfere with me.
27:14I want to die.
27:15Does this woman always go to the roof like this, son?
27:17Come on, Parvin.
27:19If anything happens to you, I can't live either.
27:21Drop dead.
27:22No force can stop me now.
27:25Alas.
27:26Don't let him put it in someone else's room.
27:28Don't worry.
27:29Maybe your son can convince Ms. Pervin.
27:31Let's go up.
27:32Call Tenshili too.
27:33Come on.
27:33Hello, hello, hello.
27:58Hello, newborn sibling.
28:03Don't look down, you'll get dizzy.
28:07Don't interfere with me.
28:08I want to die.
28:11Come in, please.
28:14What a pity.
28:15It means that your beautiful body will be eaten by wolves.
28:17The same thing will happen to you.
28:19You are sick, let's die.
28:21I'm healed.
28:22There was a minor glitch, it was fixed.
28:25Where are you?
28:26In my Lupus, Grandus, Malafatus.
28:28So where are you from?
28:30Here I am.
28:31This is not possible.
28:36I listened to that song a lot.
28:38A new song is out now.
28:40Which one?
28:41It's a shame it's stuck in my hands.
28:44Handkerchief with my flowers.
28:48It won't stay.
28:49Because I exist.
28:50Since we are two patients, we need to help each other.
28:53Maybe you're right, but I want to be sure.
28:59No no, do not go in.
29:01Mr. Hasan is trying to persuade your wife.
29:03Don't worry, sir.
29:05Brother, my son will heal all of your esteemed wife's illnesses.
29:11Throw away all your troubles.
29:16Don't skip Durban.
29:17Did you hear?
29:18My wife is preventing your son from jumping.
29:27Yes.
29:29Now.
29:30Now.
29:30Now.
29:31It's been exactly two hours and 48 minutes.
29:37It is not easy to save a life, Mr. Hüsnü.
29:40The life was saved, but the battery must have been weak.
29:48May the enemies crack.
29:49I have a boyfriend now too.
29:55He survived.
29:56My wife came back to life.
29:57I must congratulate Mr. Hasan.
29:59I must kiss these hands that saved my wife.
30:01You're welcome, my hands didn't do anything.
30:04Then tell me your place to kiss.
30:05Let me kiss you to my heart's content.
30:06Ms. Dervin did that job very well.
30:08Oh, my dear Hasan.
30:09I will never forget this kindness of yours as long as I live.
30:11Thank you.
30:13My darling.
30:15Pull the dude, he rolled it.
30:16We threw it in the rough.
30:16It's something to get involved in.
30:17Will reach.
30:18On behalf of medicine, I would also like to thank you, Mr. Hasan.
30:22And look at this.
30:23Give panic.
30:24You know who's blowing the whistle.
30:26I will try to be a worthy son for you, father.
30:28Let me see you.
30:32Don't forget that it doesn't take any damage, it takes you to me.
30:34From now on, I will marry Ebru.
30:39Get well soon, coach.
30:41Goodbye cousin battery.
30:42Thank.
30:43Now we have to bring my father to the linen veil.
30:45Since you promised, you will get married.
30:48My mind is elsewhere.
30:49I would give my life for you.
30:51I'll meet Ebru instead of you.
30:53I will also have my daughter treat myself.
30:56Look at me.
30:56You're going to eat the girl with this treatment trick, aren't you?
30:59Never.
30:59I love him.
31:01But when I got married.
31:02I don't believe it.
31:03Thanks to your battery, you are like a trapo center.
31:06Did you plug it in?
31:08Wives will burn like holiday showcases.
31:10Stop it, we have work to do.
31:12We have to manage the situation without my father noticing.
31:14Don't worry.
31:15In the name of manhood, I declare Ebru an idiot.
31:19Let me see you.
31:20This is the first time this has happened to me.
31:21We still have two hours until we meet the girl.
31:24I feel like I'm going to die of excitement.
31:25Let me look further.
31:27Look at the excitement.
31:30It was very good to see you.
31:33I'm good next to you.
31:34I've been waiting for this day for a whole week.
31:37My exams are over.
31:38We meet often now.
31:39Not often.
31:40Every minute.
31:41Momently.
31:42Oh, I see you've gotten a lot better.
31:45Actually, I never was.
31:50I lied to get your attention.
31:52I wanted to be angry.
31:54But if you hadn't lied we wouldn't be together now.
31:56We will be together for life.
31:59Will you marry me?
32:02You surprise people.
32:04I can't answer you right away.
32:06Is there a quirk?
32:09My father.
32:10I'll tell you later.
32:11My father is also a maniac.
32:14But thank God I have a friend named Osman.
32:17He will keep you busy with dealing with my issue right now.
32:21Because nothing can escape from his hands.
32:24Girl, why did we come here?
32:27I missed you, Zilli.
32:29I'm going to rape your rape.
32:30Come on, you too.
32:31I'm a man, woman.
32:33Clear.
32:34Making fun of.
32:35Don't play with my pride, bitch.
32:38That's the pride of a man, my child.
32:40It's my pride too.
32:42I saw your pride in my dreams.
32:43I swear your mouth must be spinning.
32:46There was no way he would get cold feet.
32:48In my dream he was undressing me.
32:50My last name then.
32:51Are you ready?
32:54Are you ready?
32:57It's not the name of Cismin that I can't forget.
33:01Oh, that object.
33:03Ah.
33:04That magnificent Body.
33:06I've never seen it in any man.
33:08But unfortunately we are about to lose Hasan.
33:12I have a proposition for you.
33:15Men kidnap women they desire and...
33:18...they rape them.
33:20So we kidnapped Hasan and...
33:24...let's escape.
33:25Bravo.
33:26Bravo.
33:27What a great idea.
33:30I accept this duty voluntarily.
33:33I will kidnap Hasan.
33:36Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah.
33:38Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah.
33:40Oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah.
33:50It is called rage.
33:53You made us mad, Hasan.
33:55We don't want to get off the horse and ride the donkey anymore.
33:58I want to be satisfied with you and love you deeply.
34:01I'm a sick man, ladies.
34:03You weren't sick when you had me.
34:06Remember the day you punched me at twelve?
34:09There are lessons in monism.
34:11No, no, you are sick.
34:12You're talking in vain.
34:14There is no beauty by force.
34:16I'm not sleeping with you.
34:17That's your personal opinion.
34:19Let's see what Lupus Grandus Malafatus has to say.
34:52Don't be sad, son.
35:13If you want, we can plug it into the socket.
35:15Maybe it will charge.
35:17Leave the joke aside.
35:18I'm in a terrible situation.
35:20I want to run away from here.
35:22So, what will happen, girl?
35:24I don't know.
35:26But I will tell the truth.
35:29I love, I love him.
35:31I want to tell the whole world that I love you, sister.
35:34Life is beautiful in a different way now.
35:42But what's the matter with you?
35:45I didn't.
35:46What didn't happen?
35:47Today is the 4th, my daughter.
35:50What's on the 4th, sister?
35:54There is a lottery of items.
35:56You're making fun of me.
35:57You're making fun of me.
35:59You are so naive, Ebru.
36:01I want to tell you that I didn't have my period this month.
36:04I think I'm pregnant.
36:08I can't be.
36:08I was saying it couldn't be possible.
36:10I didn't believe it.
36:11But Hasan convinced me.
36:12He really put the seal on his manhood.
36:16This road will eventually lead to marriage, sister.
36:18Don't be sad.
36:19I'm not upset.
36:20I'm thinking of a solution.
36:22What does Hassan say?
36:23Every bride is coy.
36:25He's flirting with me.
36:27That's how it is, my daughter.
36:28Those who run away are chased.
36:29I'd better write a letter to his father.
36:32Good thinking.
36:33Come on, don't waste any time.
36:35In this way, I will be free from the marriage business.
36:38Mr. Nettin, sir.
36:45I would like you to help us with a matter that concerns your son and me.
36:51Here's the situation.
37:02My coach, my son.
37:03My Hasan.
37:05Come on, let me give you a kiss.
37:07Come.
37:08You did a good job on this one.
37:12It's over, dad.
37:13My lord, I may be sacrificed for you.
37:16But it's over for good, dad.
37:17Sir, you won't leave my son without finishing the job.
37:20Oh, but.
37:21Hasan is not at fault, Uncle Rüklektin Bey.
37:23The wives made him this way.
37:25Certainly.
37:26From now on, let Ibrahim Efendi think of you.
37:29What happened to Mr. Ibrahim?
37:30The base has always been a dream.
37:32You gave birth to Karate in a hurry.
37:34Me?
37:36Leave Lömire alone now.
37:38You'll marry Ebru anyway.
37:40I can't get married.
37:42Because the movie is over.
37:43You're a jerk.
37:44If the movie is over, here is the letter to whom Ebru was teased.
37:47I slandered your son.
37:51He proved to me that he is a real man.
37:54Hasan took my virginity.
37:55But let it be sacrificed.
37:56Dad, I will tell you the truth.
38:03You tell about life.
38:04Now I will mail this letter to İbrahim Efendi.
38:07Let him come and we will decide on the wedding day.
38:13The game is over now.
38:15I told you.
38:16I am now a truly sick man.
38:19It's you that interests me.
38:21I love the spirit of your heart.
38:23Maybe your father is right.
38:25Marry the man she wants.
38:27I want you to be happy.
38:30There is no one for me but you.
38:32You are my life, my happiness, my everything.
38:35I'll tell my father about this when the time comes.
38:37He needs me.
38:42I won't leave you alone.
38:44We will go to a quiet place together.
38:46Thermal hotel.
38:47Girl, don't you understand what I'm talking about?
38:50If you want to cure that young man...
38:52...you will use your femininity.
38:54There is no other choice.
38:56Yes, sister.
38:57My love will heal him.
38:59I believe.
39:00Thank God.
39:03Bye.
39:04I'll still wait for your call.
39:06My name is Hasan.
39:22My great love.
39:23I'll be with you in five minutes, my love.
39:27Kisses.
39:28Marbling.
39:38Calm down, uncle.
39:39First, let go of what you have in your hand.
39:40I will not leave without cleansing my honor.
39:43Where is that bitch?
39:44Gone.
39:45And who are you, uncle?
39:47Ebru's father.
39:48I will kill Ebru.
39:50Don't get your hands stained with blood.
39:52Because Ebru is not at fault.
39:53Don't talk nonsense.
39:55Before Hasan kills his dog...
39:56...it is forbidden for me to live.
39:58Hasan Ebru's water didn't do it.
40:01He did what he did to me.
40:03Why?
40:05It means he did something to both of you.
40:08Hey Hasan.
40:10Watch yourself.
40:11Hello darling.
40:21Where are you girl?
40:22I'm half a minute late.
40:24Forgive me, my love.
40:25I was raided.
40:26Ebru's father came.
40:27Good welcome.
40:28What?
40:28Did Ebru's father come?
40:29I mean your father.
40:31No, Hassan.
40:33I will tell you the truth.
40:35I replaced Ebru and met with you.
40:38I am sorry.
40:39That's why I have a heartfelt tongue.
40:40We're even.
40:41I understand now.
40:44But Ebru's father has a hard time understanding it.
40:46He is looking for Hasan with a gun in his hand.
40:49He thinks it's his daughter.
40:50You have received the letter I wrote.
40:53It is not fair.
40:54I popped the soda.
40:56Hasan will take the blame.
40:57Hasan's life is in danger.
41:00Not here.
41:01At the thermal hotel.
41:02Let's go and report it immediately.
41:03Come on, get up.
41:04Okay, my tough man is horny.
41:06It's so nice to be with you.
41:23But I'm being unfair to you.
41:25I'm preventing you from living your life.
41:28You are my life.
41:31A broken life, unfortunately.
41:32I will fight and win.
41:36Dad, look, Hasan.
41:54Inform your friend of the danger immediately.
41:56Look at Ilye.
41:58A rooster dies in a case where his eye is blocked by garbage.
42:00The cow immediately set herself up with a hottie.
42:02Where the hell is it?
42:03Look, there you see.
42:04That girl you call Peanut is my little Ebru.
42:11Marbling?
42:12That is, the daughter of Abraham.
42:13Yes.
42:14Hasan is also the son of uncle Rükkettin.
42:16They say that such coincidences are small.
42:18Hey Hassan!
42:19Hassan!
42:20Hassan!
42:23The man I love.
42:25Isn't that enough?
42:26Even a lot.
42:27But know that your father has chosen for you the man that you will truly love.
42:31Rükkettin's son.
42:35He's right.
42:37I fell on my feet again, cow.
42:40The girl your father wanted you to marry was not Şale, but Ebru.
42:44Did you see, darling?
42:46Our destinies are also interconnected.
42:48What are we waiting for?
42:49When the fathers arrive, we'll sit down and decide on the wedding day, huh?
43:02Never.
43:03I am not in a position to get married.
43:05Uncle Rükkettin will give his life for you if you want.
43:07He takes the second pill.
43:08Of course.
43:09He takes the second pill.
43:39What are you thinking?
43:41My beloved.
43:42I have made my final decision, Ebru.
43:44Leave.
43:45Never.
43:47How can you even think about leaving while you're on a journey?
43:50You are young, Ebru.
43:52You are beautiful.
43:53You cannot be a slave to a disabled man.
43:56One day you will look for a man.
43:59You'll want to make love.
44:02Yes.
44:03I want.
44:03But you need it.
44:05I'm sick.
44:07You will get better.
44:07My love, you will create a miracle.
44:12I love you.
44:13I want.
44:13I want.
44:19I want.
44:19I want.
44:19I want.
44:20I want.
44:47There is a fire on my lips.
45:01What's your fire?
45:03My stove is out.
45:06Cash only.