- 6/14/2025
El Chico Que Odio en Español
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00:00:00Why don't you drive with my brother?
00:00:02We're going all the way to New York in that
00:00:06What do you remember about me Tristan?
00:00:08What do you remember about me?
00:00:12Little sister's best friend has a crush on the hot big brother
00:00:18You're saying you don't remember remember shit we did his dumb teens anyways
00:00:23I'm sure your boyfriend Stefan Steven would appreciate that
00:00:30Like you said we got 3,000 miles of road to change all that
00:00:33We don't have anything to do with each other and I think it's best we keep it that way
00:00:42I hate you so much
00:00:45I want you so bad it scares me
00:01:00Okay well all this noise is giving me a headache so I'm gonna go back upstairs
00:01:07Oh there's Tristan
00:01:10I lost my virginity to him and now he's cozying up to her
00:01:15It's also killing me is that he's my best friend
00:01:19She'll be pissed if she finds out I slept with her brother
00:01:21Yeah
00:01:23I'll be up in a sec
00:01:25Okay
00:01:26Right
00:01:31Why is he acting like nothing happened between us
00:01:36All those feelings last night
00:01:40Are they just gone
00:01:42I'm stupid to have thought he'd feel the same way
00:01:55I cannot be dreaming about that asshole right now
00:01:58Look either way I'm not letting you drive across the country alone trying to figure out your life
00:02:04Oh my god wait
00:02:05Duh why don't you drive with my brother
00:02:08No
00:02:08I'm gonna text him to pick you up tomorrow at 10 okay
00:02:11I love you
00:02:12Bye
00:02:15You're supposed to knock not break down my door you school
00:02:19Giant
00:02:29Never mind Wren
00:02:31She's up now
00:02:37Tristan
00:02:38Long time no see
00:02:39What if we tip the small talk?
00:02:41I wasn't planning on coming to Sherman Oaks on my way to New York
00:02:46So is this your outfit or
00:02:50Just hold on
00:02:57I think that was last time we saw each other
00:02:59I took a red eye from Austin to surprise Wren for a grad party
00:03:08I don't remember you at that party
00:03:10I uh
00:03:13Left early to go out with my family and boyfriend
00:03:16Stephen
00:03:17Boyfriend
00:03:20Is that all your luggage?
00:03:22Yeah but I gotta take the sculpture down first
00:03:24So
00:03:24Want to give me a hand?
00:03:42I got it
00:03:49We're going all the way to New York in that
00:03:51That's the plan sweetheart
00:03:53Wow Tristan
00:03:55You're just as sweet and considerate as I remember
00:03:58Tell me smiles
00:04:00What exactly do you remember?
00:04:06Tell me smiles
00:04:07What exactly do you remember?
00:04:19Not much
00:04:20Perfect
00:04:21Makes two of us
00:04:23You're saying you don't remember me
00:04:26Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:04:28Yeah
00:04:29Totally
00:04:30But like you said we got 3,000 miles of road to change all that
00:04:35We don't have anything to do with each other and I think it's best we keep it that way
00:04:38Agreed?
00:04:39Suit yourself
00:04:40I'm sure your boyfriend Stefan
00:04:42Steven
00:04:43Would appreciate that
00:04:44Can you else we ask each other?
00:04:46What if our face is on?
00:04:46Great
00:04:46なるほど
00:04:47How she asks you okay Live
00:04:48ienen
00:04:49How cheap is your boyfriend?
00:04:50Yeah
00:04:50It's on me
00:04:50Hang on
00:04:52Bye
00:04:53軸
00:04:53Bye
00:04:56Bye
00:04:57Bye
00:04:57Bye
00:04:57Bye
00:04:57Bye
00:04:58lands
00:04:58tidak
00:04:59zlich
00:05:08Bye
00:05:10say
00:05:11それ
00:05:12everything all right yeah I'm just I'm just worried about Renee
00:05:21tell me about it she just barely moved six months ago and now she's getting married
00:05:27she even know the guy uh he and Ren seem happy I guess they're in love what about you
00:05:34me yeah you are you in love or what yeah yeah actually I am
00:05:41yeah wasn't telling a joke but okay I just think it's funny how you say you're in love
00:05:49but your little knight in shining armor is the one escorting you to New York yeah he has work
00:05:53it's very important yeah more important than you
00:05:56yeah you've been biting your lip and bouncing your legs for the last 10 minutes because your
00:06:02boyfriend hasn't been picking up your calls so you look like uh nothing forget it
00:06:10no you can't do that come on finish your sentence Tristan I'm a big girl I was gonna say
00:06:16you look like you haven't been properly fucked in forever
00:06:21uh my sex life is none of your business you're right absolutely I can't believe you just said
00:06:31that well you know if you're so concerned about my relationship could you just stop at Stephen's
00:06:36office up here so I can say goodbye please all right whatever you say honey
00:06:40you got 10 minutes max no last minute quickies got it
00:06:49Stephen turn the phone off you're killing the mood hey baby I gotta let it go to a voicemail
00:07:04so she thinks I'm in a meeting
00:07:05what are you gonna dump her ass you said you were gonna take me to Hillary hey after the wedding
00:07:15kitten hey and if I'd have known she was gonna go to art school I would have never wasted my time
00:07:20Tristan what are you doing here I've been gone for over a half hour
00:07:28what happened nothing let's let's go oh you're crying did that yuppie boyfriend do something to
00:07:35you no Tristan let's just go please before he sees me
00:07:38Sammy she didn't catch us right that's weird I thought I heard
00:07:42can I help you you're the one who needs some help you slimy piece of shit
00:07:50you slimy piece of shit do I know you nah but I know you
00:07:56you're the guy stringing along something amazing because you're too much of a coward to let her go
00:08:01do you have any idea who you're talking to how do you even know Sam better yet why do you even care
00:08:09let's just say I'm a friend someone who doesn't appreciate ungrateful bastards like you taking
00:08:14advantage of her kindness kindness it just doesn't really get my dick wet you know and uh also doesn't
00:08:22take away from the fact that she's kind of a failure you don't deserve to say her name
00:08:26all she ever does is care about you and you're here talking shit when you should be thankful
00:08:32she even gives you the time of fucking day who do you think you are coming in here and talking to
00:08:37me like that I'm the guy about to teach you some respect I'm gonna give you five seconds to get the
00:08:43hell out of my oh my god Steven the fuck is wrong with you security
00:08:51you're lucky that's all I do if you ever badmouth Samantha smiles again she's so much as look at her
00:09:08wrong you won't just be losing a plan or two you'll be losing teeth got it
00:09:21what the hell was that all about hey I didn't ask you to go ape shit on my boyfriend oh you mean
00:09:25you're lying cheating bitch of a boyfriend god are you insane this has nothing to do with you
00:09:30why would you just because I don't get how a girl like you ends up with a guy like him and it pisses
00:09:35me the fuck off why does it piss you off why do you even care because a guy like him doesn't know
00:09:40the real you he doesn't even care that he hurts you every single day and I would never do that to
00:09:46you Sam because I just I because you what sorry I just forget it because you what forget it what I
00:10:07want to know is why you don't go in there and just dump the guy already I can't okay you can't you're
00:10:12just gonna pretend this fucker isn't cheating on you Tristan it's okay no it's not okay he's the
00:10:16fucking scum of the earth look I'll deal with Steven later all right I don't want to cause any
00:10:21drama to Renee's big day so I'll just wait after the wedding okay smiles you know you deserve more
00:10:28than this don't you I just want to get out of here okay please
00:10:34fine just don't let me catch you crying again I don't know what I'll do
00:10:46see better
00:10:51hey Sammy sorry I didn't pick up earlier honey today was crazy no it's okay no you're busy that plus
00:11:19this random dude came into the office and assaulted me oh no are you all right yeah but
00:11:25it was just so weird seemed like he knew you big blonde guy kind of looks like a surfer no doesn't
00:11:31sound familiar uh but I'm glad you're okay yeah I should be all right for the wedding I gotta go
00:11:35have a safe drive honey love you yeah I love you too see you soon don't look at me like that look I'll
00:11:43figure it out after the wedding this isn't forever yeah I heard that one before
00:11:46good night Tristan
00:12:09good night
00:12:11good night
00:12:16good night
00:12:20good night
00:12:28Poof!
00:12:35Ah!
00:12:38Is this the book about the sexy elves and shit?
00:12:42You know what you need.
00:12:44A nice dip in the lake to wash off all our germs.
00:12:47I can't even swim.
00:12:48Then I can just teach you. Duh.
00:12:54I'll never understand how I feel about him.
00:12:57To him, I'll always just be his baby sister's best friend.
00:13:01Earth to Samantha.
00:13:10Miles.
00:13:14There's something I've been wanting to tell you.
00:13:19Yes?
00:13:22Hey!
00:13:27You guys mind if we share at the dock?
00:13:32Uh, sure.
00:13:33Hey Savannah.
00:13:34It's Samantha.
00:13:35Oh.
00:13:36Right.
00:13:37For sure.
00:13:38Um, so Tristan said you're friends with his sister, right?
00:13:42You know, it would be so slay if you could be a girl's girl and put in a good word for us.
00:13:43I don't think he'd listen to me.
00:13:44Come on, Sabrina.
00:13:45You would be doing us a huge favor.
00:13:46Girl.
00:13:47I can tell you what else is probably huge.
00:13:48I don't think he'd listen to me.
00:13:49I don't think he'd listen to me.
00:13:50Come on, Sabrina.
00:13:51You would be doing us a huge favor.
00:13:52Girl.
00:13:53I can tell you what else is probably huge.
00:13:54You don't need me to get him.
00:13:55I'm nobody.
00:13:56Yeah.
00:13:57What the fuck's your problem, huh?
00:13:58What?
00:13:59What's your problem?
00:14:00Please, no one actually reads me.
00:14:01Um, what's your life?
00:14:02I'm not saying Tristan.
00:14:03I'm not saying I'm not saying you don't need weights.
00:14:04You don't need to get me.
00:14:05I'm not saying we're throwing up.
00:14:06One of the things that you're having in this room is too late.
00:14:07I'll tell you what else is probably huge.
00:14:08I'm not saying that.
00:14:09I think it's insane.
00:14:10You're not saying no words are good enough.
00:14:11I'm not saying that.
00:14:12Just being so emotional, I'm not saying that I don't think you don't need it.
00:14:14I cannot understand.
00:14:15You're lying.
00:14:16You're lying.
00:14:17And you're lying.
00:14:18You're lying.
00:14:19I'm lying.
00:14:20You're lying.
00:14:22What the fuck's your problem, huh?
00:14:24What? What's your problem?
00:14:26Please, no one actually reads anymore.
00:14:28That book's just a prop for your little nerdy girl act, isn't it?
00:14:31What?
00:14:33Hey! Hey!
00:14:34You want to be different so bad.
00:14:37You really think playing all sweet and innocent is going to get him to like you?
00:14:41What?
00:14:41Oh my god, look at her blushing.
00:14:43She thinks she's a main character in one of her stupid little books.
00:14:47Aw, the little sister's best friend has a crush on the hot big brother.
00:14:51I do not have a crush on him.
00:14:53Just leave me alone.
00:15:04Oh yeah?
00:15:05Is that why you're parading your tits around?
00:15:07So the nerdy girl's actually a slut, huh?
00:15:10Hey, what the hell's going on?
00:15:13You want his attention, sweetie?
00:15:15Well then let us help you.
00:15:21Hey, what the fuck was that?
00:15:34She's not coming back up.
00:15:35Come on.
00:15:36Oh.
00:15:52Oh.
00:15:54Oh.
00:15:56Oh.
00:15:58Hey, tell me you're alright
00:16:14Oh my god, wow Tristan, you are literally a hero
00:16:18Don't fucking touch me
00:16:20Alright, just get out of here
00:16:22Babe, come on, it was an accident
00:16:24We were just messing around
00:16:26I said get out
00:16:29Before you get thrown in the water next
00:16:31Go
00:16:32Are you hurt?
00:16:39They must have licked me with their nails
00:16:56Thank you
00:16:58For saving me
00:17:00Those girls
00:17:06They push you in
00:17:08Because of me
00:17:09It isn't your fault
00:17:12Isn't it if I would have just paid more attention
00:17:14God, I feel like such a piece of shit
00:17:15You're not a piece of shit
00:17:16You know, if Ren were there
00:17:18She'd call me the same thing
00:17:19And she wouldn't be wrong
00:17:21Oh my god, I'm so sorry
00:17:26I'm so sorry
00:17:28I don't know why I just did that
00:17:30Is that your way of thanking me for rescuing you?
00:17:33That was just my way of shutting you up
00:17:37Oh, really?
00:17:40Then I should get you to shut me up every day
00:17:43We shouldn't
00:17:56No, no, no, Ren is my best friend
00:17:58You kissed me first
00:18:00Remember?
00:18:01I know, but
00:18:02You're her older brother
00:18:04And she hates when girls make moves on you
00:18:07I...
00:18:07But
00:18:07You're not just
00:18:11Any girl
00:18:12Sam
00:18:13Forget everyone else
00:18:20It's just
00:18:22You and me
00:18:24Do you want me, Sam?
00:18:31I couldn't quite hear those smiles
00:18:33Was that a yes, Ren, though?
00:18:37I want you
00:18:42Tristan
00:18:43Believe it
00:19:07I don't want to stop.
00:19:36Have you ever done this before?
00:19:50I think I'm really much my first everything.
00:20:02Sam, where were you?
00:20:24I went to the bathroom.
00:20:29I don't remember you coming home last night.
00:20:33I lost track of time at the lake.
00:20:38You were asleep when I got back.
00:20:44The girls from across the lake came by when you were gone.
00:20:47You brought me this.
00:20:49So like, in exchange you'll give us your brother's number, right?
00:20:53Wren, I-
00:20:54Do they think I'm stupid?
00:20:55Like I don't know they're trying to use me to get to Tristan.
00:20:58It's all anyone does.
00:20:59It's always about Tristan.
00:21:01Honestly, I think my dad even loves him more than me.
00:21:04You would never do that to me, right Sam?
00:21:12You're my friend because you love me.
00:21:15Of course.
00:21:16You're positive that you have absolutely no feelings for my brother.
00:21:20Come on.
00:21:21You know I hate him.
00:21:23We both hate him.
00:21:24He's a fuckboy who's full of himself and doesn't have a single interesting thought in his shallow little head.
00:21:30Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:21:32And he never will.
00:21:37Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:21:39And he never will.
00:21:41I know I can trust you.
00:21:43Always, Wren.
00:21:44Come on.
00:21:45It's me and you.
00:21:56There they go.
00:21:57Should we go with Golden Boy?
00:21:58Again.
00:21:59Attention everyone.
00:22:00We are both so proud of Tristan.
00:22:04You know UT Austin gave him a full scholarship.
00:22:08My boy's going to be a Longhorn.
00:22:10He had the summer off, but next week he is off to college and back to the grind.
00:22:17Isn't that right, son?
00:22:18Yes, sir.
00:22:26Tristan just had to invite his stupid jock friends over.
00:22:33Oh, great.
00:22:34The airheads from across the lake are here, too.
00:22:37Eh?
00:22:38Whoa, are you okay?
00:22:40You look like you just saw a ghost.
00:22:42You want his attention, sweetie?
00:22:44Well, then let us help you.
00:22:51Hm?
00:22:52Yeah.
00:22:53Oh, yeah.
00:22:54Fine.
00:22:55God, all this noise is hurting my head.
00:22:56I'm going to go back upstairs.
00:22:57Want me to pick out a movie for us to watch?
00:22:59Yeah.
00:23:00Uh...
00:23:01I'll be up in a sec.
00:23:02Okay.
00:23:07Hey, Tristan.
00:23:08Can I talk to you?
00:23:09I feel like you've been avoiding me.
00:23:12I'll...
00:23:14say.
00:23:15Oh, hey, Smiles.
00:23:17Need something?
00:23:18No.
00:23:19No.
00:23:20Never mind.
00:23:21Just...
00:23:23I got it.
00:23:26I got it.
00:23:27I knew you'd come around.
00:23:28Want to take this to your room?
00:23:29No.
00:23:30No.
00:23:31No.
00:23:32No.
00:23:33No.
00:23:34No.
00:23:35No.
00:23:36No.
00:23:52I knew you'd come around.
00:23:55Want to take this to your room?
00:23:57Nah, not in the mood.
00:24:06I'm never going to be that stupid again.
00:24:19Tristan!
00:24:20Come on!
00:24:21Open up, it's already 10.
00:24:22We've got to get on the road!
00:24:24If you don't get up in the next 10 seconds, I swear to God, I'll beat down this door with
00:24:28my fist!
00:24:32Glad to see you're in a better mood this morning.
00:24:34Please, tell me you're not naked.
00:24:36Please, tell me you're not naked.
00:24:40Put some clothes on, the people of Utah don't need to see that.
00:24:43I hate to break it to you, but lots of people want to see that.
00:24:48If you wanted to get me in bed, you could have just said so.
00:24:52Shut up, there was somebody else that was coming outside of their room.
00:24:55Put that on.
00:24:57God, can you hurry up so we can go already?
00:25:00Gee, thanks.
00:25:01Well, just paying back the favor.
00:25:03Consider us even now.
00:25:04Hey, tell me you're all right.
00:25:13Are you nervous or something, Smiles?
00:25:15No.
00:25:16Why would I be?
00:25:18Grew up Ren, you and Ren.
00:25:19It's nothing I haven't seen before.
00:25:20It's okay to admit you liked what you saw.
00:25:25We're not teens anymore, Tristan.
00:25:27You can't tease me like this.
00:25:30What if I'm not teasing, though?
00:25:32What if I'm serious?
00:25:33Tristan Montgomery.
00:25:35Being serious?
00:25:36I'll believe it when I see it.
00:25:38Do I look serious enough now?
00:25:43He's in his car.
00:25:48We should, uh, get going.
00:25:53Meet you outside.
00:25:54We're out of gas.
00:26:04No, we're not.
00:26:05Filled up yesterday.
00:26:09Hey.
00:26:10Gas gauge is broken, genius.
00:26:12Got gas last night.
00:26:13We were taking your depression now.
00:26:14We're driving 3,000 miles in a car with a broken gas gauge?
00:26:17Gotten us this far, haven't I?
00:26:18Do you know how many asshole-sounding things you say a day?
00:26:29So, what have you been up to the last five years, huh?
00:26:33I thought you didn't like small talk.
00:26:35Come on, lighten up smiles.
00:26:36No harm in some conversation, right?
00:26:38It's basically just school and work.
00:26:41And I graduated last year, now I'm a bartender.
00:26:43You don't do sculptures full-time?
00:26:45As much as I'd like to.
00:26:47I can't do art full-time unless it's paying my bills full-time.
00:26:51What about you?
00:26:52I own my own business.
00:26:54Cleaning pools.
00:26:55How did that happen?
00:26:57A year ago, I overheard some rich lady at a bar
00:27:00complaining about how disgusting her green pool was.
00:27:03Her friend started saying she should hire a good-looking pool guy
00:27:06to make her husband jealous.
00:27:08That's where I came in.
00:27:09Sounds like a bad porno.
00:27:11A bad porno?
00:27:12Oh, you wound me smiles.
00:27:17Hey, uh, Smiles, you still awake?
00:27:31Hey.
00:27:37Hey.
00:27:38Uh, I have a hell of a headache.
00:27:41Do you have any aspirin?
00:27:42Uh, yeah, um, come in.
00:27:56You're gonna keep starin' or actually ask me about it?
00:28:08I'm sorry.
00:28:10I just don't remember you having that scar last time we met.
00:28:16How did you get it?
00:28:18Playing football?
00:28:18I remember it was raining.
00:28:23I was calling the play, lining up on the field, and...
00:28:28Nothing.
00:28:30I woke up in the hospital with tubes coming out everywhere.
00:28:34That was the last time I played college ball.
00:28:37I lost my scholarship.
00:28:39I'm so sorry.
00:28:40Well...
00:28:45You still got the rest of our lives, don't you?
00:28:59Uh...
00:28:59Thank you for the aspirin.
00:29:03I'm gonna let you get some sleep, alright?
00:29:06I'll see you tomorrow, Sam.
00:29:06What can I get for you?
00:29:15Just two coffees, please.
00:29:17Huh?
00:29:18So, you folks aren't from around here, are ya?
00:29:20You and that poppin' hot dish of a man outside?
00:29:23Oh, no.
00:29:25Uh, we're still on the way to my best friend's wedding in New York City.
00:29:27He's her older brother.
00:29:28So you're shacking up with your best friend's brother?
00:29:30No, I have a boyfriend.
00:29:32Well, that's complicated.
00:29:33But Tristan and I aren't...
00:29:34I mean, we hooked up once, but it was years ago.
00:29:37He doesn't even remember.
00:29:40Oh, sweet pea.
00:29:42Ha!
00:29:43You think the man giving you bedroom eyes from all the way across the road wouldn't remember
00:29:48something like that?
00:29:50I'm thinking it.
00:29:53Who remembers shit we did as dumb teens anyways?
00:29:55What do you remember about me, Tristan?
00:30:08Uh, what do you mean?
00:30:11You can't possibly remember absolutely nothing about me, right?
00:30:17Uh, I remember you always wore two braids split right down the middle.
00:30:22What do you remember about me?
00:30:33I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Big Bear.
00:30:40Especially the last one.
00:30:42I remember every summer at your family's cabin at Big Bear.
00:30:52Did some stupid shit there?
00:30:55Guess we all did stupid shit.
00:30:58You know what else I remember?
00:31:00I remember you being a selfish, arrogant fuckboy who cared about nothing and no one but himself.
00:31:06Oh, really?
00:31:07Is that it?
00:31:08What's that supposed to mean?
00:31:13Nothing.
00:31:15You are completely right, Smiles.
00:31:20That's exactly who I am.
00:31:21Did we just run out of gas?
00:31:39I filled up three hours ago.
00:31:47I told you this would happen.
00:31:48We're out of gas.
00:31:49No, we're not.
00:31:51For the last time, we did not run out of gas.
00:31:54Oh, yeah?
00:31:54How do you know?
00:31:55I know my car.
00:31:56My God.
00:31:59Do we have a problem?
00:32:01You are my problem.
00:32:03My best friend is getting married in three days.
00:32:04And instead of giving me a real answer, you're saying cryptic shit like,
00:32:08I know my car.
00:32:09Because you're too much of a man to admit when you don't know anything.
00:32:11What do you want me to say?
00:32:13What do you want me to say?
00:32:18That it's my fault?
00:32:19Fine.
00:32:20It's my fucking fault.
00:32:22This whole mess is my fault.
00:32:24God, I should have never agreed to do this.
00:32:26So just told Ren no.
00:32:27Agreed to what?
00:32:32Ren talked you into this.
00:32:35Didn't she?
00:32:36You didn't want to drive me.
00:32:39Sam.
00:32:43Sam.
00:32:43No, no, I'm sorry.
00:32:45I'm sorry.
00:32:45I didn't mean it.
00:32:48Hey.
00:32:48Hey.
00:32:53I'm frustrated, too.
00:32:58We're in this together.
00:32:59All right?
00:33:00You and me.
00:33:11What in the devil are the two of you doing all the way out here?
00:33:18Man.
00:33:19You two are real lucky I found you.
00:33:21Well, I'll have one of my boys come out and tow your car, bring it back to the shop.
00:33:25We'll take a look in the morning.
00:33:26For now, let's get you someplace cozy.
00:33:28Hey, we appreciate the help.
00:33:29Oh, if possible, could you please tell them to be careful?
00:33:33I have a gift for my friend in the trunk, and I don't want it damaged.
00:33:35You have my word, miss.
00:33:37Thank you so much, sir.
00:33:39Ah.
00:33:40Just call me Bob.
00:33:43So, what brings you two around these parts?
00:33:46We're on our way to New York.
00:33:47My best friend's getting married.
00:33:49Well, then you're the maid of honor.
00:33:50I bet you're a hell of a stunner in your dress.
00:33:53Don't you agree, son?
00:33:55One hundred percent.
00:33:59How can I help you tonight?
00:34:05Uh, two rooms, please.
00:34:07Mm-hmm.
00:34:09Ah, shoot.
00:34:11I'm afraid there's only one room left.
00:34:13I'm afraid there's only one room left.
00:34:24That's okay.
00:34:25We'll just go somewhere else.
00:34:26Thanks.
00:34:28Uh, sir?
00:34:29We're the only spot in town.
00:34:33Everything else is over three hours away.
00:34:44One room will be fine.
00:34:46Look, it's just one night.
00:34:49Sorry I was being silly.
00:34:50So, are we gonna talk about it?
00:35:06I...
00:35:07I think it's better if we don't.
00:35:11Just forget it.
00:35:12Sorry.
00:35:22About what I said at the cafe earlier, I didn't mean it.
00:35:26I know.
00:35:31Goodnight, Sam.
00:35:32Hey, honey.
00:35:41Sorry I haven't called.
00:35:41I've been caught up at the office.
00:35:43How's the drive been?
00:35:44Uh, it's been crazy, honestly.
00:35:47The car broke down and we had to...
00:35:48That's nice.
00:35:49Anyway, I got some bad news, Sammy.
00:35:51My boss wants me to go to Napa this weekend.
00:35:54I can't make it to the wedding after all.
00:35:56Are you kidding?
00:35:56I mean, no, you're supposed to fly in Friday.
00:35:59You can't miss one single fucking work event.
00:36:01Honey, you're being ridiculous.
00:36:03I can't tell my boss no.
00:36:05He needs me.
00:36:05Yeah, well, what about what I need?
00:36:06Do you know how humiliating it'll be to show up alone?
00:36:09I mean, no, no, no.
00:36:10We've been planning this for months, Steven.
00:36:12God, how could you?
00:36:13I...
00:36:31I mean, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:36:33.
00:37:03.
00:37:33.
00:37:34.
00:37:35.
00:37:36.
00:37:37.
00:37:38.
00:37:39.
00:37:40.
00:37:41.
00:37:42.
00:37:43.
00:37:44.
00:37:45.
00:37:46.
00:37:47.
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00:37:49.
00:37:50.
00:37:51.
00:37:52.
00:37:53What was that?
00:37:54What was that?
00:37:56Huh?
00:37:57Oh nothing, my coworker just said something.
00:38:00Anyway, I'm sorry to have let you down, but I promise I'll make it up to you when you get
00:38:03back, okay?
00:38:04See you soon.
00:38:12Hey, you okay?
00:38:15What happened?
00:38:16Steven's not coming to the wedding.
00:38:18I broke up with him.
00:38:21What are you gonna say, I told you so?
00:38:24You should've dumped him from the start.
00:38:25Smiles, you dumbass.
00:38:26Sam, no.
00:38:28I'm sorry.
00:38:29No.
00:38:30Everything in my life is falling apart.
00:38:31I don't wanna hear some bullshit.
00:38:32Like, I'm sorry.
00:38:33Okay, just, just wait.
00:38:34Just wait.
00:38:35No, I should've never agreed to this.
00:38:36I should've said-
00:38:37No, I should've-
00:38:38Sam!
00:38:39Sam!
00:38:40God, let me throw this fucking jerk!
00:38:41Will you- Will you just stop?
00:38:42I'm trying to help.
00:38:43Why?
00:38:44Because!
00:38:45Because why?
00:38:46Because you can't swim.
00:38:47Do you remember?
00:38:48Sam, just- Sam, just- just listen.
00:39:02No, you lied to me, Tristan.
00:39:03You do remember, Lake, the night of the cabin.
00:39:04Because!
00:39:05Because why?
00:39:06Because you can't swim!
00:39:08You remember!
00:39:11Sam, just listen!
00:39:13Don't you lie to me, Tristan!
00:39:15You do remember Lake, the night of the cabin, everything!
00:39:18Don't you?
00:39:20Yes, I remember.
00:39:24Sam, where are you going?
00:39:34Get as far away from you as I can!
00:39:37Also, I can swim now, asshole!
00:39:41Sam, just stop!
00:39:43Samantha!
00:39:48Yeah?
00:39:50Alright, yeah, be right there.
00:39:57Fuck!
00:40:04I picked up the car, um, but we're not going to leave until we...
00:40:26... talk.
00:40:28... ...
00:40:31...
00:40:32...
00:40:33We're not going to leave until we...
00:40:34...
00:40:36... talk.
00:40:37I don't feel like talking.
00:40:41What are you doing?
00:40:44I don't know.
00:40:46But I don't want to think anymore.
00:40:49I don't know, but I don't want to think anymore.
00:40:55Never.
00:40:58How much have you had to drink?
00:41:05Doesn't matter.
00:41:09You make me feel things, Tristan.
00:41:12Things I've never felt before.
00:41:16I hate you so much.
00:41:19But I want you so bad, it scares me.
00:41:46Hi.
00:41:49I'm sorry.
00:41:55I can't.
00:41:56I can't.
00:41:56I can't.
00:41:57I can't.
00:41:57I can't.
00:41:58I can't.
00:41:58I can't.
00:42:00I can't.
00:42:00I can't.
00:42:01I can't.
00:42:02I can't.
00:42:02I can't.
00:42:03I can't.
00:42:04I can't.
00:42:05I can't.
00:42:05I can't.
00:42:06I can't.
00:42:07I can't.
00:42:07I can't.
00:42:08I can't.
00:42:08I can't.
00:42:09I can't.
00:42:10I can't.
00:42:11I can't.
00:42:12I can't.
00:42:12I can't.
00:42:14I can't.
00:42:15I can't.
00:42:16I can't.
00:42:17I can't.
00:42:17I can't.
00:42:18I can't.
00:42:19I can't.
00:42:19I can't.
00:42:20I can't.
00:42:21I can't.
00:42:22I can't.
00:42:23I can't.
00:42:24I can't.
00:42:25I can't.
00:42:26I can't.
00:42:27I can't.
00:42:28Is this how it's going to be the rest of the trip?
00:42:32Like what?
00:42:33Like you not talking to me.
00:42:35Not even looking at me.
00:42:37Is this all because of last night?
00:42:42Hey.
00:42:43Answer me.
00:42:47Yes.
00:42:49Yes.
00:42:53Yes.
00:42:54This is exactly how it'll be.
00:42:57If you don't want me, at least have the balls to tell me to my face.
00:43:00I can handle words, but I can't.
00:43:02Why embarrass me like that?
00:43:04Why?
00:43:05Let me make a fool of myself over you again.
00:43:07Hey, hey, hey.
00:43:08You think I don't want you?
00:43:10You think it almost didn't kill me to push you away last night?
00:43:15I have never wanted anything or anyone like I want you.
00:43:18And last night, I almost lost control.
00:43:23But you were drunk and I wasn't going to take advantage of you like that.
00:43:29Hey?
00:43:30Yeah.
00:43:31I don't want you, Tristan.
00:44:01Hey, so one room or two?
00:44:25Um, one room, please.
00:44:31Here you go.
00:44:32I gotta use the bathroom away.
00:44:34Wait, can I use your phone?
00:44:35I might dive in the pool.
00:44:38Tell her to say hi.
00:44:40Christopher, you lowlife sack of shit.
00:44:42Tell me where you are right now.
00:44:44Renee, it's me.
00:44:45Oh my god, Sam?
00:44:46Where the hell have you been, loca?
00:44:48I fell in a pool.
00:44:50It's a long story, but I'm really sorry, Ren.
00:44:52Don't be.
00:44:53I'm sorry I haven't called.
00:44:54I've been so caught up with this wedding planning bullshit.
00:44:57God, I wish you could have been here to make it easier.
00:44:59So used to us telling each other everything?
00:45:01Yeah.
00:45:02About that, I...
00:45:03Make sure my brother gets you here in one piece, okay?
00:45:06Love you!
00:45:11Everything good?
00:45:12Yeah.
00:45:13Yeah, everything's fine.
00:45:17You okay?
00:45:19Been all quiet since you got off the phone with Renee.
00:45:21Look, I think whatever this thing is, it's probably best if we stop it here.
00:45:29What?
00:45:30Why?
00:45:31Is this because of Renee?
00:45:32Yesterday was a mistake.
00:45:38And it can't happen again.
00:45:41Really?
00:45:43Was you and me five years ago in the cabin a mistake too?
00:45:46I don't know, you tell me.
00:45:51No, you tell me.
00:45:52You want to talk about saying shit to each other's faces?
00:45:54Let's do it.
00:45:55What are you talking about?
00:45:56You're the one who said you did stupid shit at the cabin.
00:45:59Some stupid shit there.
00:46:01You're the one who kissed the girl at the party after we had sex!
00:46:06I hate Tristan.
00:46:07Tristan's a fuckboy.
00:46:09Tristan doesn't mean anything to me.
00:46:10And he never will.
00:46:12Ring any bells?
00:46:13You hurt Renee and I that morning.
00:46:19Did you mean it?
00:46:20Of course I didn't.
00:46:22Then why'd you say it?
00:46:23Why'd you push me away?
00:46:25And why'd you spend five years avoiding me?
00:46:28Renee is my best friend.
00:46:30And she...
00:46:31You didn't know what it was like for her growing up in your shadow.
00:46:34I just... I didn't want to hurt her.
00:46:36God.
00:46:38I'm sorry.
00:46:39I just...
00:46:41I don't regret last night.
00:46:43And I do want to tell Wren, I just...
00:46:45I'm so tired of secrets.
00:46:50Yeah.
00:46:52It's okay.
00:46:54I get it.
00:46:57You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:47:03You're not the only one keeping secrets.
00:47:05I came to drop off some things at the house and I saw my dad with his assistant.
00:47:20Tristan!
00:47:21My parents are gonna try and play nice at the wedding but...
00:47:27My mom's a fucking mess.
00:47:29And I feel like I'm just waiting for everything to fall apart.
00:47:32Yeah, I know how you feel.
00:47:33Last month I opened my first art gallery and I didn't sell a single piece.
00:47:41I watched everyone walk past me on my life's work.
00:47:44And I realized I'd spent...
00:47:47Years...
00:47:49Wasting my time.
00:47:51Chasing some stupid dream.
00:47:54It isn't stupid.
00:47:56You're what makes you happy, right?
00:47:59Then it's worth it.
00:48:01My ex wouldn't think so.
00:48:04You're not...
00:48:06Still in love with him, are you?
00:48:08Oh, God, no.
00:48:10Honestly, I don't...
00:48:11Know if I ever was.
00:48:13Then why stay with him so long?
00:48:15Everything with Steven was...
00:48:17Easy.
00:48:18Comfortable.
00:48:20Even when I knew there was nothing there, I didn't want to admit my relationship was another failure.
00:48:24It wasn't until you came back into my life that I realized what I was missing.
00:48:33I'm so scared of failing, I haven't let myself live.
00:48:48You deserve everything.
00:48:50You hear me?
00:48:52Everything.
00:48:55I wanted to hate you.
00:48:58But I don't...
00:49:00I don't.
00:49:02I don't hate you either, Sam.
00:49:06I never have.
00:49:24You finally made it.
00:49:37I have something for you.
00:49:39A cell phone?
00:49:40If we're gonna pretend like nothing's happening, we need a way to get a hold of each other.
00:49:53Wild Stallion?
00:49:55Is that your code name?
00:49:57Call me that whenever you want, baby.
00:50:01I can't help you, we hate each other.
00:50:05Are you sure you're okay with not telling anybody about us yet?
00:50:07That's what you want, right?
00:50:08Last time I talked to Renee, I was still with Steven.
00:50:10I just don't want to overshadow her on her wedding day and have everyone talk about a girl who just got out of the five-year relationship.
00:50:17Ow!
00:50:18Out of your head, Smiles.
00:50:19I said I understand.
00:50:21You could be my dirty little secret.
00:50:25So, did you tell Renee we're here?
00:50:27You motherfuckers!
00:50:29Took you long enough?
00:50:32You're gonna have to bulk up if you want a sec.
00:50:36Careful, that's my future bride, man.
00:50:39Finn, you remember my dipshit brother, Tristan?
00:50:42Just good to see you again, man.
00:50:44And you must be Samantha.
00:50:46Renee has said so much about you.
00:50:47I feel like I already know you.
00:50:49Bring it in.
00:50:51I'll take your bag.
00:50:53Oh my god!
00:50:55I can't believe I know!
00:50:57How was it trying?
00:50:59Did Tristan play nice or do I need a beat as us?
00:51:02What are you gonna do, twinkle toes? Do a pirouette on me?
00:51:04A pirouette on your corpse if you were named my bestie, yes.
00:51:07Relax, run.
00:51:08It wasn't bad. It was kinda nice, actually.
00:51:12You know, other than Tristan's stupid car breaking down because he was driving around with no gas gauge like a dumbass.
00:51:17Yeah?
00:51:18And who's the dumbass I had to fish out of the motel pool in Iowa?
00:51:22I don't think I ever heard a thank you, Tristan, my heroic savior.
00:51:25I didn't need saving from the pool that was barely five feet deep.
00:51:29Jeez, you are not kidding.
00:51:31They really do hate each other.
00:51:32Yeah.
00:51:36Anywho!
00:51:37You big, strong boys can handle the luggage, right?
00:51:40I need to get my made-up also fitted into a dress!
00:51:42No!
00:51:52No!
00:51:53Deep tissue!
00:51:55Okay, a tie works.
00:51:59Mom!
00:52:01Please!
00:52:03Okay, we'll figure it out.
00:52:04Are you alone?
00:52:05You wish.
00:52:06I'm with Renee in her room. My room's next door.
00:52:07That's too bad you should be in mine instead.
00:52:08Have some self-control, Stallion.
00:52:09I like it when you call me that.
00:52:10What's your room number? I'll be there in two minutes.
00:52:11You can't. I'm with your sister.
00:52:12Tell her she's a fucking cock block.
00:52:13Sam, can you come here for a sec? I need help picking up my earrings.
00:52:14See what I mean?
00:52:15Look, I'll see you at the wedding rehearsal, okay?
00:52:16Come to my room later, please.
00:52:17Sam? Are you alive?
00:52:18I gotta go. I'll talk to you later.
00:52:19Okay, which ones?
00:52:21I think the pearls.
00:52:22Thank God you're here.
00:52:23I can't wait to be married so I never have to clean a wedding again.
00:52:25I'll be there now, соответственно.
00:52:27Tell me that I'm leaving.
00:52:28I'll be there!
00:52:29I'll be there now, please.
00:52:30To be there for a second.
00:52:32I'll be there, too.
00:52:38I'll be there soon.
00:52:41Okay, there you go.
00:52:42Okay, which ones?
00:52:43I can't wait to be married so I never have to clean a wedding again.
00:52:47winning again. It just took me so long to get here. I'm sorry. I miss so much. Oh my god, don't be
00:52:52silly. If anything, I'm mad at Steven for not being there for you when all the shit went down
00:52:57on the way here. When does he arrive anyways? When does he arrive anyways? I broke up with him.
00:53:07When? Why? He's cheating on me. You were right, Wren. I mean, he always put everything else
00:53:17above me. I just blindly went along with it. Look, I was going to wait until the end of
00:53:23your wedding to end things, but when he told me he couldn't make it and all, I just, I
00:53:29couldn't do it anymore. God, I'm sorry. But I called him and told him it's over, so hopefully
00:53:36neither of us have to see him again. How do you take it? Like a pussy? I have no clue.
00:53:42My phone drowned at the Iowa motel pool. Come here. Oh, serves him right. Honestly, I'm surprised
00:53:52he hasn't been calling me nonstop trying to get to you. I'm done with him. That's the
00:53:58fucking spirit. Look, you are a free woman now, okay? And I'm going to make sure you catch
00:54:03at least one dick at this wedding.
00:54:05Oh, God, I missed you so much. We've only been eight hours since we've seen each other.
00:54:26I had you all to myself for days. Nonstop. I'm hooked on you now.
00:54:30Wait, hold on. Can we, can we talk? Sure. What about? I was talking with Wren earlier
00:54:39and... Oh, I had them bring it to my room instead of yours because it's next to Renee's,
00:54:45so she wouldn't find out. Thank you, Justin. I didn't even think of that.
00:54:52So, what did you talk about with her? Does she know about us?
00:54:55No, but I think, I think I want to tell her the truth tomorrow.
00:55:03Are you sure? Your parents are going to be here and I don't want you to have to keep
00:55:07any more secrets from her. But I'm done, too. No more hiding. I want to be able to dance
00:55:16with you with our assumption.
00:55:27How could you?
00:55:46Why was she here? Did someone see?
00:55:56Mom showed up this morning and, uh, Dad wasn't with her.
00:56:01She found out about the affair and she came here.
00:56:04And she saw us and... Oh, my God.
00:56:15You were right. I should have just told her from the start.
00:56:20If we were kids, this is where you would say something smug and I would show you if you'd call me an idiot.
00:56:26Mom's down in the lobby. She's in shock, too.
00:56:36Will you be alright without me for a little bit?
00:56:41I'll be okay.
00:56:41I'll see you over here so we can.
00:56:53I'm in love with Trista and fucking Montgomery.
00:57:05Thanks for coming, guys. It's good to have you.
00:57:14Excuse me.
00:57:15How's Wren?
00:57:20As well as can be expected.
00:57:22Tristan's been trying to get up hold of him for hours.
00:57:25Now, I've only met their dad once,
00:57:27but I never would have thought he'd do something like this.
00:57:30Maybe something happened to him.
00:57:32Like, his flight got canceled or his phone died.
00:57:36Surprise!
00:57:37Steven, what are you doing here?
00:57:43I left work for you, Sammy.
00:57:45Aren't you happy to see me?
00:57:46Didn't you get my text?
00:57:47What text? I didn't get any text.
00:57:49The text I sent you in Iowa.
00:57:52Boy, I fell in the pool. Oh, my God.
00:57:54I broke up with him.
00:58:04Wait.
00:58:05Don't I know that guy?
00:58:07God, I cannot believe you, Steven.
00:58:09Jesus Christ, I came out all this way,
00:58:11and you're not even happy to see me.
00:58:13And what's this mysterious text you keep talking about?
00:58:15Look, I don't want to make a scene.
00:58:17Let's just go talk.
00:58:17No.
00:58:19Whatever you want to say to me,
00:58:20you can say in front of all these people.
00:58:26No.
00:58:27Whatever you want to say to me,
00:58:28you can say in front of all these people.
00:58:30God, do you have any idea what it took me to get here?
00:58:33And you're not even a little bit grateful
00:58:35for everything that I've done for you.
00:58:36I broke up with you.
00:58:40Excuse me?
00:58:40I texted you that I was breaking up with you
00:58:43because I know you're cheating on me with your secretary.
00:58:45And you know,
00:58:46I don't give a shit about your boss
00:58:48or your shitty law firm,
00:58:49you pretentious fucking asshole.
00:58:51Honey, what?
00:58:52What are you talking about?
00:58:54Come on, you're being crazy.
00:58:56You know I love you.
00:58:57I would never cheat on you.
00:58:59I saw her.
00:59:00She was on your lap.
00:59:02You're going to dump her ass.
00:59:03You said you were going to take me to Italy.
00:59:05Hey, after the wedding, kitten.
00:59:07You were there.
00:59:09Sammy, honey.
00:59:10Listen, that...
00:59:11That girl?
00:59:12She's nobody.
00:59:14I'll admit,
00:59:15I made a mistake.
00:59:16But I can change.
00:59:18No, Steven.
00:59:19I made the mistake
00:59:20of wasting five years of my life with you.
00:59:23But it's over now.
00:59:24I'm done putting your life above mine.
00:59:26Sam,
00:59:27you're not in the right mind.
00:59:29I know you love me.
00:59:30You can't live without me.
00:59:31You even told me so.
00:59:33Listen to me.
00:59:34You don't know what you're throwing away with me.
00:59:36You need me.
00:59:38Not anymore.
00:59:39Now get out.
00:59:54My dad isn't coming.
00:59:59Tristan's going to have to walk me down the aisle.
01:00:04Everyone thinks Tristan's unbreakable,
01:00:06but he's not.
01:00:07I went to his room,
01:00:08but he wasn't there.
01:00:10I tried calling.
01:00:12This typical Tristan.
01:00:14It doesn't like anyone seeing him is weak.
01:00:17He gets that from my dad.
01:00:19Why didn't you tell me?
01:00:21It was your wedding.
01:00:22I didn't want to take your big day away from you.
01:00:25It's bullshit,
01:00:26and you know it.
01:00:28You're right.
01:00:30I didn't tell you,
01:00:31because my feelings were so big,
01:00:35and everything was happening so fast.
01:00:37And what?
01:00:38You don't think I can handle the truth?
01:00:40I'm an adult, Sam.
01:00:41We're all fucking adults now.
01:00:43I didn't want to tell anyone.
01:00:47Not even you.
01:00:48Because if I told you,
01:00:49then that makes it real,
01:00:50and I...
01:00:52I didn't know if I was ready for that.
01:00:54You love Tristan?
01:00:59Yes.
01:01:01I love him.
01:01:07I love him so much.
01:01:08Then you need to tell him.
01:01:16I know.
01:01:16I know.
01:01:16who presents this woman to be married to this man.
01:01:24Who presents this woman to be married to this man?
01:01:37Her mother and I do.
01:01:38I do.
01:01:39I do.
01:01:40Her mother and I do.
01:01:42Finn,
01:01:43do you take Renee
01:01:45to be your lawfully-witted wife?
01:01:47I do.
01:01:49Do you take Finn
01:01:50to be your lawfully-witted husband?
01:01:52I do.
01:01:54Then,
01:01:55by the power vested in me
01:01:56by the state of New York,
01:01:58I now pronounce you husband and wife.
01:02:00you may kiss the bride.
01:02:03Have you ever been married to this man?
01:02:04I do.
01:02:04I do.
01:02:05I do.
01:02:05I do.
01:02:06I do.
01:02:06I do.
01:02:07I do.
01:02:09I do.
01:02:09haven't you called or texted me back are you ignoring me i don't know what you mean i'm sorry
01:02:28i didn't know steven was gonna show up told me you broke up with him i did i i swear then why
01:02:34was he here why was he holding you in his fucking arms kissing you okay i told you about my dad's
01:02:42affair i told you how that shit wrecked me and you just let me lay in your bed like i'm just
01:02:50another goddamn plane please let me explain save it i'm done
01:02:57what are you doing in here you should be at your reception i can't celebrate when i know my maid
01:03:11of honor sitting here dying inside come on i locked the door will you please come out besides i didn't
01:03:16choose my heels correctly and i need to say
01:03:17remember when i went to see tristan during fall finals sophomore year it's because he was in a
01:03:31bad accident i know he told me his football career was over after that but what i remember most was
01:03:39immediately looking at my dad all tristan saw this disappointment so after everything with my dad
01:03:47broke his world when he saw you with steven i ended it with steven he didn't get my text but i would
01:03:53never use tristan like that i know i know he won't even talk to me even if he won't talk to you
01:04:01you need to talk to him if you really love him now listen come on please give it up for sam
01:04:15i have known renee montgomery since we were in first grid last year she called me up at midnight
01:04:34and told me she met a guy she told me she loved him and that they were getting married
01:04:39i didn't say this at the time but my first thought was are you out of your goddamn mind
01:04:45i've been with a man for five years and still wasn't open to the idea of forever
01:04:50how could she be so sure in only a few weeks i realized
01:04:54ren had it right time doesn't matter when you're giving your heart to someone else
01:05:01because love is about being vulnerable and doing the things that scare you
01:05:06like giving your heart to someone after only a few weeks or a few days
01:05:12that's how renee and finn fell in love and that's how i did too
01:05:17to the bride and groom and to love that is timeless
01:05:23excuse me is this sculpture yours um yes it's mine
01:05:38i own a gallery in soho give me a call when you can i'd love to chat about acquiring all your pieces
01:05:44pieces i'm sorry all my pieces absolutely your art is precisely what i'm looking for
01:05:51i look forward to your call
01:05:53hey can we talk oh now you want to talk after you avoided me for the whole wedding
01:06:16i know i stood up in front of all those people i
01:06:23i was scared okay i was shady to you i know that i was angry hurt and instead of letting you in i shut
01:06:31you out so when i saw you with steven all of those insecurities you started pouring out of me again i
01:06:38i mean he had you for five years i only been with you for a few days eventually i dropped the ball and
01:06:44you see that it wasn't enough so i i convinced myself that it would hurt less if i just
01:06:53walked away first you know that you'd be better off with someone else
01:06:58trust him i realized that i was being a coward for pushing you away
01:07:04i was being a coward for pushing you away i know now that if i let that happen i will be giving up
01:07:15on the best thing that's ever happened to me time stops when i'm with you it stopped the night of the
01:07:24cabin all those years back and it stopped again when you got in my car in los angeles yeah i know i
01:07:33should let you go but i want you to need me the way that i need you how can i believe you tristan
01:07:43because samantha smiles i am just miserably pathetically in love with you
01:07:53i want every week every day every moment to be with you what do you say forget the past ignore
01:08:01the future let's just get in my car and drive you and me we'll go anywhere the world wants to go
01:08:06i'll go anywhere in the world with you uh you're really going to take us around the world in this
01:08:10piece of junk sweetheart i'll make sure it gets us a pluto you know as long as i'm going with you
01:08:16just say yes please say yes please
01:08:30and i won't run out of gas i love them both but i'm literally gonna kill them if they don't make
01:08:48up before the honeymoon's over maybe some relationships just take time to
01:08:52uh wait isn't it them right now no way they're making out too oh you owe me 50 bucks did you two
01:09:03dumbasses really think you could get away without saying bye to the bride i hope you know i'm gonna
01:09:08be so annoying that you're guys sweating oh get your hands off my girl brad hey she was my friend
01:09:13she's your girl okay you're always gonna be number one oh we will see about that
01:09:18have fun on your honeymoon sugar plum we are gonna hit the road
01:09:27where are you guys even going to the gas station
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