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00:00Do you feel like this?
00:01No!
00:01No!
00:02What, will we do it?
00:03No!
00:07Jack?
00:10What the hell is going on? What are you doing?
00:12I asked you a question!
00:14What does it look like we're doing? We're hooking up!
00:17It's the first day of grad school and I transferred here for you and you're cheating on me?
00:22I never asked you to do any of that.
00:24Besides, how long are you really gonna last at Princeton anyway?
00:27I'm just getting my options ready.
00:29You're a prick!
00:36Have fun taking out my trash.
00:41God, I can't believe I transferred here for that asshole and he cheated on me on the first day!
00:47Shit!
00:51I'm sorry.
00:54I thought that this was my...
00:59Car.
01:07So who do you need me to kill?
01:10You're losing blood.
01:12Sit.
01:13It's fine.
01:14It's fine.
01:30Suck on it.
01:32What?
01:33Um...
01:34It's really not a big deal.
01:43It is a big deal.
01:46You hurt yourself.
01:47Neuroscience PhD should know better than to punch a window.
01:59How do you know my major?
02:00We only accept 12 PhD students every year into our program.
02:07Which means that you're a brilliant young woman.
02:11My boyfriend doesn't think so.
02:12What happened?
02:13I caught him cheating on me.
02:14He's the only reason I moved here so...
02:16Now I'm all alone.
02:17You're not alone.
02:18You're not alone.
02:19You're here because of you.
02:20Not him.
02:21Plus, you're the most beautiful woman I've ever met.
02:23So if you ask me...
02:29Your ex is an idiot.
02:31You're not alone.
02:33You're not alone.
02:34You're not alone.
02:35You're not alone.
02:36You're not alone.
02:37You're alone.
02:38You're not alone.
02:39You're not alone.
02:41You're here because of you.
02:42Not him.
02:43Plus, you're the most beautiful woman I've ever met.
02:48So if you ask me...
02:49You can either go to your dorm and cry over your ex, or you can come up with me.
03:19What's wrong?
03:29I want you to fuck me so hard that I forget how big of an asshole my ex is.
03:34Why are you so amazing at this?
03:52Because you've been with boys.
03:55I'm a man.
03:56Nice of you to join us, Miss Miller.
04:07The Princeton Neuroscience PhD is the hardest, the most selective program in the entire field of brain science.
04:16And just because you all have been accepted...
04:19Let me know if you need help packing, Emily.
04:21Fuck off, Jack.
04:22Oh, still mad over one little mistake?
04:25Cheating is not a little mistake.
04:29I would like to hand you over to your new chief advisor, Dr. Hayes.
04:38Holy shit, it's the Grim Reaper.
04:41He's the youngest academic ever nominated for a Nobel Prize.
04:44He's made Princeton PhDs break down and quit their entire careers.
04:55Hey, dad.
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05:15Next.
05:16What is the greatest advice?
05:16Like, what are you doing?
05:17Did I?
05:17Do I?
05:19See you next time.
05:20I'll be right back.
05:21Got a bit.
05:22Need for a real choice.
05:22You want to see you next time?
05:23Let me know.
05:23Take care.
05:24See you next time.
05:25Cause it-
05:25Get a bit.
05:25See you next time.
05:26Go, get a bit.
05:27See you next time.
05:27See you next time.
05:29I'm gonna kill you.
05:29In the past.
05:32See you next time.
05:33I'll show you next time.
05:33Go, get a bit more.
05:33Get a bit later.
05:34See you next time.
05:35You want me to know what it means.
05:37Go.
05:37Get a bit more.
05:38It's time.
05:39It's time.