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  • 6/14/2025
In the dusty streets of Crow's Landing, outlaws, wealthy plantation owners, runaway slaves, a half Cherokee girl, a pair | dG1faFZ0YmpzUWQ4UWc
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00:00If there is anyone present that sees just cause for this lovely couple to not be wed
00:16in holy matrimony, let them speak now or forever hold their peace.
00:21I do what I love and I love what I do.
00:27We're all one big happy family on a second.
00:30Oh, I got some Hollywood for you, bitch.
00:32Fight! Fight! Fight!
00:34Vactors cough up blood, faint, or die during the scene. Keep rolling.
00:37The real power behind this show is Randall Roberts.
00:40Ugh!
00:42We gotta get better in church, so...
00:44Friday? What do you say we have until the end of the week to get off the lot?
00:47I'm the soap star. Me, Allison Fairchild Roberts.
00:51And your wife? She called again for rehab.
00:54I'm a star for Christ's sake!
00:56I'm tired of competing with Maeve and her Tyrannosaurus brother.
00:59You can't trust your man around me and I'm 18.
01:02And Emmy and her fire crotch.
01:04My Tarantino screen test got cut. They said I'm too recognizable.
01:09Tell me what's going on with my future husband, Willie Turner.
01:12Here's Willie.
01:14Dare God I just broke up and a ghost is already stalking him.
01:18Usually when a man proposes to his future wife, he does it in person.
01:25Oh, Derek! Derek! Oh my God!
01:29I'm ready to take the plunge.
01:31I'm ready to make my comeback as Blucilla on The Rich and the Ruthless. Isn't that wonderful?
01:35And might I add, that toe cleavage is hidden.
01:39Sometimes I think there's no respect for being a soap restorer.
01:42I was promised that cover and to be bumped for Chocolate Thunder and the Thot.
01:48Where are all the white people?
01:50I already have a permanent location in mine.
01:52Locate means suspense.
01:54Jamaica.
01:57How the hell are we relocating our casting crew to Jamaica?
02:00We'll recast what the finest Jamaica has to offer.
02:02You know, I've never done a soap opera.
02:05It's that quizzical little production.
02:08Will that be all, Mr. Bastard?
02:12I need you to get rid of Callista.
02:14I'm making an executive decision.
02:16You are fired.
02:17Fired? Fired? I quit!
02:20You're so ruthless.
02:22I'm doing everything on my end, but you have to convince the Berengers to sell the show.
02:27A soap opera is like chess.
02:29There's so much that you needed a writer?
02:31Team Z is rarely wrong.
02:33If me gonna go join, you're rich and ruthless.
02:36May have to be paid.
02:38What role are y'all breeding for?
02:40Yours?
02:41Now get on the horn, Randall, and make Callista Jeffries an offer she can't refuse.
02:44What the hell is Callista doing here on my set?
02:47I thought you said you got rid of her.
02:48This time, oh, I'm going after power.
02:50Rich and the ruthless is my life.
02:52I got sense.
02:54Deal.
02:55I'm ready to make this.
02:56Stop it!
02:57Stop it!
02:58I'm in the mood to do the nasty.
03:03Put the magazine away.
03:12Well, come on.

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