- 6/14/2025
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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.
00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?
00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.
00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.
00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.
00:00:34You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.
00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.
00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.
00:00:50This can't possibly end well.
00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:02Get out of our way, loser.
00:01:19What'd you do that for?
00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.
00:01:23You've got a lot to learn about this school.
00:01:25Look at those clothes.
00:01:27Disgusto barfo.
00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.
00:01:32Aw, are you gonna cry?
00:01:34Like a little baby?
00:01:37Oops.
00:01:38Wait, is that the heart of the house?
00:01:56Wait, is that the heart of the house?
00:01:58Please, everybody knows that belongs to the heiress of the Wintersby family, Audrey Rose, who, by the way, is my bestie.
00:02:16That's worth $10 million.
00:02:18That cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than $10 million.
00:02:21Oh, my God, what have you done?
00:02:33There you go.
00:02:34There you go, girl.
00:02:35Don't worry.
00:02:36Just buy a new piece of crap with that money.
00:02:41She's a bitch.
00:02:43Yeah.
00:02:44You look like you need a hand.
00:02:47You look like you need a hand.
00:02:50Thanks.
00:02:51You're the new girl.
00:02:54I'm Rose.
00:02:56Pleased to meet you.
00:02:57Gabby, I'm your welcome guide.
00:02:59I'm supposed to show you the ropes.
00:03:00How wonderful.
00:03:04Okay, quick rundown of the ecosystem.
00:03:07Should I be taking notes?
00:03:08Only if you want to survive.
00:03:11Okay, here we have are the skaters.
00:03:16The jocks.
00:03:19And the nurse.
00:03:21I'm the nerd.
00:03:22And we are pretty cool, by the way.
00:03:26And the queen bees.
00:03:28I would steer clear of them.
00:03:30Especially Sloane.
00:03:31She stings.
00:03:39Oh.
00:03:40Sloane has dug her claws into him deep.
00:03:54I wasn't.
00:03:55Oh.
00:03:56That's Chase and Greg.
00:03:57The most popular guy in school.
00:03:59They've been, you know, dating and breaking up and getting back together.
00:04:02It's like a sexual ping pong match.
00:04:06Hmm.
00:04:07Oh, you should join the academic decathlon.
00:04:18The winner gets scholarships, which is the only way I could go to college.
00:04:36Needless to say, I'm not a part of the rich gets clique.
00:04:39Oh, and that's Eric.
00:04:46He's a skater and I'm so crushing on him.
00:04:49He's a skater.
00:04:50Oh.
00:04:52Hey, Gabby.
00:04:53Yo.
00:04:53That's Eric.
00:04:58I was just telling her about the academic decathlon.
00:05:01Oh, yeah.
00:05:01You in?
00:05:02Yeah, sure.
00:05:02Sweet.
00:05:03Then I'm in.
00:05:04Awesome.
00:05:06Got a boat.
00:05:06Later, babes.
00:05:08Oh, my God.
00:05:09Oh, my God.
00:05:09He's just calling me.
00:05:10Shh.
00:05:11I think he likes you.
00:05:13Okay.
00:05:14Now for the important stuff.
00:05:15Okay.
00:05:16Stay away from the stroganoff at lunch.
00:05:18And stay away from the underside of the desk if you want to avoid old gum.
00:05:21And stay away from Mr. Spadaro.
00:05:24He gets handsy.
00:05:25Hey, watch out.
00:05:32Oh, my God.
00:05:33I'm so sorry.
00:05:36It's fine.
00:05:37It's just a little blood.
00:05:38Hang on.
00:05:44Thanks.
00:05:47Your jacket smells good.
00:05:51Are you the new girl?
00:05:56Yeah.
00:05:59I'm Chasen.
00:06:02Rose.
00:06:04Nice to meet you.
00:06:09Come on, Chasen.
00:06:10Home room's starting.
00:06:13Stay away from this trash.
00:06:15Might catch something.
00:06:15Oh, look at the secondhand clothes.
00:06:19Let's go.
00:06:21Chasen, come back.
00:06:21Later.
00:06:23I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:26Oh, my God.
00:06:28Your jacket smells good.
00:06:29I'll wash your jacket.
00:06:31Yep.
00:06:32Kind of lame.
00:06:33Clearly, I don't have a lot of experience with boys.
00:06:38Come on.
00:06:38Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:39Let's go.
00:06:40Let's go.
00:06:41Let's go.
00:06:41Let's go.
00:06:41Let's go.
00:06:45Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:06:53Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like you to meet our new student, Rose Smith.
00:06:58Now, she's been homeschooled, and this is her first foray into public school.
00:07:02Pleased to make your acquaintances.
00:07:05I trust that you'll all welcome Rose, and that you'll answer any questions that she has.
00:07:10How would you like to be addressed?
00:07:12Is it just Rose?
00:07:13Yes.
00:07:14Rose will suffice.
00:07:15How about second-hand Rose?
00:07:19That's enough.
00:07:21Grab brackets.
00:07:27Ow, ow.
00:07:28Oh, my God.
00:07:29Ow, ow.
00:07:29There's something in my eye.
00:07:30What is it?
00:07:31Something's in my eye.
00:07:32I need my context solution or something.
00:07:34Rose, can you go get it for me?
00:07:35Yes.
00:07:35Where is it?
00:07:36It's in my locker.
00:07:37Go get it.
00:07:37Over there?
00:07:37Okay.
00:07:38Go.
00:07:38Go.
00:07:38Oh, my God.
00:07:50Oh, my God.
00:07:50Hey.
00:07:50Oh.
00:07:55What are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:07:57I thought that, um...
00:07:58That'll show the bitch.
00:08:11Oh, my God.
00:08:14Rose?
00:08:15Where are you?
00:08:24Are you showering with a boy?
00:08:28Rose?
00:08:36Slum, what are you doing in the boys' locker room?
00:08:38Chasen?
00:08:39Is that you?
00:08:40Are you in there with Rose?
00:08:42Don't lie to me.
00:08:43I saw her come in here.
00:08:44What do I do?
00:08:45How is she not here?
00:09:01I gotta get out of here before I get caught.
00:09:15I'm so sorry.
00:09:36Ow!
00:09:37Ow!
00:09:37Ow!
00:09:37Ow!
00:09:37Excuse you much?
00:09:43Why are you wet?
00:09:45How's your eye?
00:09:51Miraculously better.
00:10:08What exactly is going on here?
00:10:15Nothing.
00:10:16Absolutely nothing.
00:10:17But...
00:10:18I think someone switched the locker room signs.
00:10:21Listen up, second-hand Rose.
00:10:26Chasen?
00:10:27Off-limits.
00:10:28Understand?
00:10:29Unless you want high school to be a living nightmare.
00:10:34I'm not even ready for boys yet, so...
00:10:36You know what?
00:10:39A little makeup, better clothes, and maybe a brush through your hair.
00:10:44You could almost pass as one of us.
00:10:46That's it.
00:10:48You are my new project.
00:10:51Tomorrow, my house makeover.
00:10:53Makeover.
00:10:55Okay.
00:11:01You know what they say, right?
00:11:02Keep your friends close, and your competition closer.
00:11:06Ugh.
00:11:07Can't we re-sign up for the academic decathlon?
00:11:14It's gonna be so fun.
00:11:15Well, it's more than fun.
00:11:18I have to win that scholarship to go to college.
00:11:20You don't have money.
00:11:21We'll win.
00:11:22I promise we'll win.
00:11:24Plus, I'll get to hang out with Eric.
00:11:27You're crazy.
00:11:29Rose.
00:11:30What are you doing?
00:11:32We're signing up for the academic decathlon.
00:11:36Oh.
00:11:37Mm-hmm.
00:11:38Okay.
00:11:39Well, first of all, you can't hang out with Gabby.
00:11:41Gabby's a nerd, and queen bees don't associate with nerds.
00:11:44Secondly, the academic decathlon is for geeks and losers.
00:11:48Cheerleading tryouts are next week.
00:11:50Be there.
00:11:52I...
00:12:01It's okay.
00:12:02Being a queen bee is important, and it's your chance to be popular.
00:12:08It's not important to me.
00:12:10I mean, you're not that smart anyways, so...
00:12:13What are you talking about?
00:12:15I have a 4.0 and a 1500 SAT score.
00:12:19Just go.
00:12:21You're not going to fit in anyway.
00:12:23Fine.
00:12:25Whatever.
00:12:33Wow.
00:12:34You're fitting in fast.
00:12:36That uniform looks a lot better on you than I expected.
00:12:41She means that as a compliment.
00:12:43Probably.
00:12:44Yeah.
00:12:45Definitely.
00:12:46You know, it's not every day someone can go from background to center stage overnight.
00:12:50Guess I'm a fast learner.
00:12:53Wow.
00:12:54So modest.
00:12:55Loopset.
00:12:56Hey.
00:12:57Good form out there.
00:12:58Thanks.
00:12:59Not too bad for someone who almost knocked out a freshman with my pom-pom, huh?
00:13:03I would've paid to see that.
00:13:05Oh my God.
00:13:06Ow.
00:13:07I think I pulled something.
00:13:08You okay?
00:13:09No.
00:13:10Oh God.
00:13:11Jason.
00:13:12I think I need a heroic accent.
00:13:13You're not serious.
00:13:14I am.
00:13:15If I fall and shatter my knee cup, it's your fault.
00:13:16Ah.
00:13:17Ah.
00:13:18Ah.
00:13:19Don't worry.
00:13:20I'll bring him back.
00:13:21Later.
00:13:22Yeah.
00:13:23I'll see ya.
00:13:24She's being nice.
00:13:25That's never a good sign.
00:13:27Oh my God.
00:13:28Ew.
00:13:29Look at these losers.
00:13:30My bestie, Audrey Rose Wintersby, doesn't have to go to school.
00:13:32Private tutors.
00:13:33Maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen.
00:13:34Um, no.
00:13:35She can't stand these plebeians.
00:13:36She told me so herself.
00:13:37Oh.
00:13:38Oh, no.
00:13:39She's doing a good job.
00:13:40Oh my God.
00:13:41No, no, no, no.
00:13:42Oh, no.
00:13:43Oh, no.
00:13:44Oh, no.
00:13:45Oh, no.
00:13:46Oh, no.
00:13:47Oh, no, no.
00:13:48Oh, no.
00:13:49Oh, no.
00:13:50Oh, no.
00:13:51Oh, no.
00:13:52No, no.
00:13:53Oh, no.
00:13:54Oh, no, no.
00:13:55No, no, no.
00:13:58Oh, no.
00:13:59No, no.
00:14:00Oh, no.
00:14:01Oh, no.
00:14:02Oh, no.
00:14:03Wow.
00:14:05You know, for fun, sometimes the girls and I, we start gossip chains to keep the plebs in their place.
00:14:11Gossip chains? Watch this.
00:14:25Now watch what happens.
00:14:29Ew.
00:14:33Hey, Eric.
00:14:39Just leave me alone, Gabby. Why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend?
00:14:43What?
00:14:44Audrey Rose Wintersby. You really thought I wouldn't find out?
00:15:00Gabby.
00:15:03You okay?
00:15:04Do you care?
00:15:05Of course I do.
00:15:08You lied to me.
00:15:10Why?
00:15:11You're Audrey frickin' Wintersby.
00:15:13You're what?
00:15:15You let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals, like you're not some big legacy with a tennis court and a driver and a coal estate.
00:15:25Who told you?
00:15:26Doesn't matter.
00:15:27Coach is looking for you.
00:15:28Yeah, I'm coming.
00:15:29Gabby, I'm so sorry. I just want to end the gossip. Everyone thinks I hooked up with Eric. They're calling me take a thought.
00:15:42Okay, I didn't start that. But I also didn't stop it and I hate myself for that.
00:15:52Let me make it up to you.
00:15:56How?
00:15:57Give me one chance.
00:15:59This Saturday.
00:16:01I'm studying for the decathlon.
00:16:03Skip it.
00:16:04I want to show you something no one gets to see.
00:16:08No tricks. Just the truth.
00:16:10If you're lying, I swear to God.
00:16:31I am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is.
00:16:35Relax. It's just where I live. It's not who I am.
00:16:38I know that you say that, but I just passed a tennis court with your name on it.
00:16:41And you have a butler?
00:16:44Okay, technically my parents do, but yeah, Norman likes me better. So, bye.
00:17:08Why would you ever go to Hayton High?
00:17:16I was lonely. And I wanted to make friends. And I wanted a boyfriend.
00:17:23I would trade places with you every day.
00:17:27It's not all that. Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloan.
00:17:33So, what are you going to do?
00:17:37I'm going to take her down.
00:17:40How?
00:17:41Do you want to know another secret? I'm actually really good at tennis.
00:17:47No way.
00:17:49No way. I could teach you.
00:17:51Girls' Day and a vendetta.
00:17:54And that's rich.
00:17:56Yeah.
00:17:57She did that on purpose!
00:18:25She looked me dead in the eye and BAM!
00:18:27I barely know how to hold a racket.
00:18:30You can ask Abby.
00:18:31I missed like five in a row.
00:18:33She looked me dead in the eyes.
00:18:35It's called eye contact, Sloan.
00:18:38It's a basic social skill.
00:18:40She smiled when she hit me!
00:18:42I smile a lot.
00:18:44It's polite.
00:18:45Enough!
00:18:47This isn't court TV.
00:18:49Miss Smith, do you really expect me to believe
00:18:53that you're just an uncoordinated student
00:18:56who accidentally hit another girl in the face
00:19:01with a tennis ball?
00:19:02You should definitely believe that.
00:19:05I'm tragically unathletic.
00:19:07Liar.
00:19:08You're wearing like three different brands of lipstick
00:19:11and I'm the criminal?
00:19:12Fine.
00:19:13Listen here, Rose Smith.
00:19:18Consider this your strike one.
00:19:21Three strikes and you're out.
00:19:31Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:35Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:19:37What did you say?
00:19:40Found this on the ground.
00:19:42Oh, I've been looking for this.
00:19:47Eric, please.
00:19:48I'm just trying to live a normal life.
00:19:50Please don't.
00:19:51Yeah, no.
00:19:52Your secret's safe with me.
00:19:55Just like best friends.
00:19:59Um...
00:20:00Okay.
00:20:01Pinky swear.
00:20:02Pinky swear.
00:20:05Uh, okay.
00:20:06Pinky swear.
00:20:08So...
00:20:09Wanna sit together at lunch?
00:20:12I already made plans to sit with Gabby.
00:20:17Eric, she didn't say those things about you.
00:20:19That was just Sloan doing a gossip chain.
00:20:22Right.
00:20:23Now figures.
00:20:26Pinky swear.
00:20:27Pinky swear.
00:20:29Awesome.
00:20:31Awesome.
00:20:37But the point being...
00:20:39Eric knows you didn't say anything.
00:20:41And that it was all Sloan's gossip chain.
00:20:43Oh my God.
00:20:45I'm so relieved.
00:20:50So you and Eric are hanging out now?
00:20:53Just friends.
00:20:54Yes.
00:20:57Promise.
00:20:59What the fuck is your problem?
00:21:00What are you talking about?
00:21:02Why are you being such a bitch?
00:21:05Look who's talking.
00:21:07You tormented Gabby.
00:21:09You torment everyone.
00:21:10Actually, you are the massive bitch.
00:21:13Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?
00:21:15Since forever.
00:21:17I have no idea what I was thinking, hanging out with you.
00:21:22Oh please, you loved it.
00:21:23You loved it.
00:21:24Every second of it.
00:21:25I tolerated it.
00:21:27Because I thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and ego.
00:21:32Oh honey, your halo?
00:21:33It's slipping.
00:21:35And yours was always fake.
00:21:44Oh honey, your halo?
00:21:45Your halo?
00:21:46It's slipping.
00:21:47And yours was always fake.
00:21:50You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you.
00:21:55And by the way, your taste is abhorrent.
00:21:58Okay, I don't know what that means, but it better mean awesome.
00:22:02It means it sucks.
00:22:03Says the homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum.
00:22:08Says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat.
00:22:11Okay, well you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and Jason said hi to you?
00:22:15I've always been better than you.
00:22:16I've always been better than you.
00:22:17I was just too polite to say it.
00:22:18Too polite to say it.
00:22:29This is war, Rose Smith.
00:22:32Bring it on.
00:22:43You bitch!
00:22:48You bitch!
00:23:13Hey.
00:23:15I need to ask you something.
00:23:17It's kind of important. No, it's really it's actually kind of lame
00:23:22What's up?
00:23:24I was hoping
00:23:26Maybe you could coach me in tennis
00:23:30After hitting Sloan in the face, I could really use the help. I can yeah definitely coach you
00:23:36Cool
00:23:37After school
00:23:40After school
00:23:42It's a date
00:23:47I
00:24:02Can't do it
00:24:07Like this
00:24:11Like that
00:24:13Okay, ready?
00:24:22Oh
00:24:25Yeah
00:24:26You should join the tennis team
00:24:30You know
00:24:30I think that's an excellent idea
00:24:38Hey
00:24:39You
00:24:48You
00:24:50You
00:24:52You won't get away with this
00:24:54Don't get away with this
00:25:08Whoops
00:25:08Looks like laundry day came early
00:25:10What the hell?
00:25:25No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you've got to be kidding me
00:25:35You've got to be kidding me
00:25:55Oh my god
00:25:57Oh my god
00:25:58Why are you though?
00:26:05Get me
00:26:05I get a
00:26:07Word
00:26:07God
00:26:08Get me
00:26:09Of course
00:26:09I get me
00:26:09I get done
00:26:11I get a
00:26:11discover
00:26:11I get the
00:26:11dostęp
00:26:12I get off
00:26:12I get the
00:26:13Your
00:26:14See?
00:26:15Oh my god
00:26:16That's
00:26:17this is a
00:26:17piece of
00:26:18Is
00:26:19How could we
00:26:21What are you doing?
00:26:22Rose Smith.
00:26:25Why are you half dressed during a fire drill?
00:26:27Someone took my clothes.
00:26:28Strike two.
00:26:30Now, go get dressed.
00:26:39Checkmate.
00:26:46Here.
00:26:47Take this.
00:26:48It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.
00:26:54I owe you one.
00:26:55Not again.
00:26:56Yeah, what can I say? I'm reliable.
00:27:07Eric.
00:27:09Huh.
00:27:10I don't even know what that means.
00:27:12He likes you.
00:27:13He doesn't even know me.
00:27:15Some people notice more than they let on.
00:27:19Maybe.
00:27:24My lord, what happened to you?
00:27:26I'll explain in the car.
00:27:28Long day.
00:27:30Are they okay?
00:27:32Oh my god.
00:27:33There's no way that's her dad.
00:27:35Gross older guy?
00:27:36Even better.
00:27:37This is gonna ruin her.
00:27:38Ew.
00:27:39Settle down.
00:27:52Settle down, everybody.
00:27:54People.
00:27:56This is the first away game of the season.
00:27:58Remember, you're representing the school.
00:28:12Mind if I sit here?
00:28:13Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.
00:28:29Hey, Rose.
00:28:30Saved you a seat.
00:28:32Okay.
00:28:34No, you don't.
00:28:36Jason.
00:28:38You say about me?
00:28:42Sorry, Eric.
00:28:43On the way back?
00:28:44Yeah.
00:28:45Boopy.
00:28:46I'm gonna sit right here.
00:28:47On my man's lap.
00:28:48Sloan, seriously?
00:28:49There's no room.
00:28:51Everyone!
00:28:53I have an announcement to make
00:28:54.
00:29:03To make.
00:29:07This is my second act.
00:29:08I'm gonna sit right here.
00:29:09On my man's lap.
00:29:10Sloan, seriously?
00:29:11There's no room.
00:29:16Everyone!
00:29:18I have an announcement to make.
00:29:20I'm having a party Saturday.
00:29:22And Audrey Rose Wintersby's gonna be there.
00:29:26Better show up.
00:29:36So you're gonna go?
00:29:38I don't think I'd be welcome.
00:29:40Why not? I'll be going.
00:29:43Well, okay then. I'll go.
00:29:48Listen.
00:29:54You want Chase?
00:29:56And I want Rose, so...
00:29:58Well, looks like we have something in common.
00:30:00Exactly.
00:30:02I got a plan.
00:30:04All right.
00:30:16Here we go.
00:30:18This was a mistake.
00:30:20I don't belong here.
00:30:22Yes, yes you do. You're with me.
00:30:24That's my point.
00:30:26See, Eric is here.
00:30:28Um, come here.
00:30:30This could be a turning point.
00:30:34Just stick with me.
00:30:36Okay?
00:30:38Okay.
00:30:40Ready?
00:30:42Oh, yes.
00:30:44Oh, look.
00:30:46Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.
00:30:50I found it.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:54Hi.
00:30:55Hi.
00:30:56No, thank you. I don't drink.
00:30:58Of course you don't.
00:31:00So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?
00:31:04Oh, my God. You are virgins.
00:31:10Shut up, son. Stop being a jerk.
00:31:12Okay.
00:31:14How about a little game of truth or dare?
00:31:16Yeah. Truth or dare.
00:31:25Oh.
00:31:26Gabby to Eric.
00:31:28Truth or dare.
00:31:29Um, Eric, truth or dare?
00:31:32Truth.
00:31:40Oh, my God. Come on, Gabby. We don't have all night.
00:31:43What's your favorite color?
00:31:45Uh, okay, what kind of question is that?
00:31:48Blue?
00:31:49Virgin.
00:31:50Sloan.
00:31:51What?
00:31:53Okay.
00:31:55Ooh.
00:31:57Eric to Rose.
00:31:58Okay.
00:32:00Rose.
00:32:01Truth or dare?
00:32:02Dare.
00:32:03You gotta give me a kiss.
00:32:06Wait, what?
00:32:07Come on, Rose.
00:32:10Rose.
00:32:11Rose.
00:32:12Rose.
00:32:13Rose.
00:32:14Rose.
00:32:15Rose.
00:32:16Rose.
00:32:17Rose.
00:32:26What the hell?
00:32:27Hey.
00:32:28Watch out, asshole.
00:32:29Oh, yeah.
00:32:31What are you gonna do about it?
00:32:32No, Gabby.
00:32:33Wait.
00:32:34Let her go.
00:32:35If you chase her, she's just gonna be more embarrassed.
00:32:37Okay.
00:32:38Chasen.
00:32:39You're up.
00:32:40Truth or dare.
00:32:41Dare.
00:32:42I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.
00:32:47Rose.
00:32:48Rose.
00:32:49Rose.
00:32:50Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:51What?
00:32:52I'd love to.
00:32:53Rose.
00:32:54Rose.
00:32:55Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?
00:32:58What?
00:32:59I'd love to.
00:33:02I'm so sorry.
00:33:03Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:17Oh, my God.
00:33:18Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:19Shit.
00:33:20Oh.
00:33:21Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:22Did I ruin your dime store blouse?
00:33:24Oh, my God.
00:33:25Why don't you go to the bathroom?
00:33:27Shit.
00:33:28Oh.
00:33:29Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:33:30I forgot.
00:33:31The door wasn't.
00:33:32I...
00:33:33I...
00:33:34Hi.
00:33:35Hi.
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00:34:27What the...
00:34:57Wait, what?
00:35:01Rose has an old sugar daddy?
00:35:04Gross!
00:35:06What?
00:35:06It's true. I've seen you together.
00:35:09He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house.
00:35:12I have photos.
00:35:15He's not her sugar daddy.
00:35:18But there is an even bigger secret.
00:35:20I know exactly who that man is.
00:35:27Okay.
00:35:36I know who that man is.
00:35:39He's her dad.
00:35:40Come on, you guys. Stop being so dramatic.
00:35:43Remember, Rose?
00:35:45You invited me over to your place for the barbecue.
00:35:47Yeah, that was a really fun day.
00:35:49Yeah.
00:35:50Oh, my God, shut up. They're lying.
00:35:54Eric?
00:35:57Hey, I just want to say thank you for saving my butt back there.
00:36:02Oh, you got a nice butt.
00:36:05Eric, we're just friends.
00:36:06Let's be more than friends.
00:36:08Please, don't make this harder.
00:36:10Please, what if I want to make it harder?
00:36:11No, hey, stop. Stop. Stop.
00:36:12Hey, I told you to watch your move, asshole.
00:36:15Oh, shit.
00:36:17Ah.
00:36:18What are you laughing at, loser?
00:36:24Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby, huh?
00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?
00:36:26Shut up.
00:36:27She just called me and had an emergency.
00:36:30Liar, you don't even know her.
00:36:32Yeah, I do, asshole.
00:36:34No.
00:36:35She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:37Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:40She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:51Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:36:55Oh, my God.
00:36:57Okay, I've heard everything at this point.
00:37:00Huh?
00:37:00Huh?
00:37:00Huh?
00:37:00I can't do this anymore.
00:37:13Everyone is so evil.
00:37:14They're horrible.
00:37:16Unlike you.
00:37:19Are you still up for Saturday night?
00:37:22No, forget it.
00:37:25Forget everything.
00:37:26You don't want to be seen with me.
00:37:29I know Eric was just joking.
00:37:31He's an asshole.
00:37:33But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:37Yeah.
00:37:38He was just kidding.
00:37:40Obviously, I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:37:42Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.
00:37:49Come on, just say yes.
00:37:54Okay.
00:37:56Okay.
00:38:03Where I was, early for my first real date.
00:38:09Hello?
00:38:10This is Rachel from Shape LV.
00:38:11Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.
00:38:14But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.
00:38:217 p.m.
00:38:22Oh.
00:38:23Okay.
00:38:25Thanks.
00:38:39Understand the assignment?
00:38:41Good.
00:38:42Good.
00:38:45How?
00:38:46Jason, I was just walking by outside and saw you sitting all by yourself.
00:39:16I fenced it out.
00:39:21Hey, Rose.
00:39:23Small world.
00:39:24What are you doing here?
00:39:25I was supposed to have a date with Jason.
00:39:31No, that's weird, because I heard he was out with Sloan today.
00:39:39What?
00:39:41You mind if I sit?
00:39:43Sure, go ahead.
00:39:45I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.
00:39:58She's a half hour late.
00:40:00Really?
00:40:02I was at Shea Maurice and I saw her having dinner with Eric.
00:40:13What?
00:40:15I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.
00:40:19I was drunk and I know that's not an excuse. I know.
00:40:23But there's something I gotta tell you.
00:40:28What?
00:40:29I'm so sorry, Jason.
00:40:31But why don't I have dinner with you?
00:40:36Yeah, it's fine. Be my guest.
00:40:38It's Jason.
00:40:40He's been talking shit about you all over school.
00:40:44What's he saying?
00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin?
00:40:47And he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does?
00:40:50No.
00:40:54I'm gonna run in the bathroom.
00:40:56No.
00:40:57No.
00:40:58No.
00:40:59No, no.
00:41:00No.
00:41:01No.
00:41:02No.
00:41:03No.
00:41:04You okay?
00:41:05Yeah.
00:41:06You okay?
00:41:22Yeah.
00:41:26What?
00:41:29Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.
00:41:33I've been so stupid.
00:41:36I'll never speak to him again.
00:41:40It's probably for the best.
00:41:42That guy's a pig.
00:41:44Yeah.
00:41:56It's time to bring my baby home.
00:41:59Can you give me a ride home?
00:42:01Yeah.
00:42:02Yeah, sure.
00:42:02Let's go.
00:42:06What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2,000 of the 25th power?
00:42:26Hello?
00:42:31Hello?
00:42:31Hello?
00:42:32I don't care.
00:42:36Well, you will.
00:42:37And you're going to beat Sloan.
00:42:38And you're going to ace this.
00:42:40And...
00:42:41Oh, no.
00:42:43What now?
00:42:45Sloan posted this.
00:42:48Huh.
00:42:48Jason and Sloan?
00:42:50They were together last night.
00:42:53And they're going to prom together.
00:42:58But he said he liked me.
00:43:00Hey, virgin.
00:43:15Did you hear the news?
00:43:17Jason and I are fucking.
00:43:19And we're going to prom together.
00:43:21Hmm.
00:43:22That's a lie.
00:43:23Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.
00:43:27Oh.
00:43:27Big word for the little virgin.
00:43:29Enough, Sloan.
00:43:31I'm done.
00:43:33Playing by your classless, moronic games.
00:43:38You're just a low-rent slut.
00:43:42Everyone knows it.
00:43:43And no one seems to care.
00:43:44And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.
00:43:48Actually, I'm not jealous.
00:43:51Because I don't believe it.
00:43:53And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.
00:43:57Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.
00:44:04You take that back.
00:44:06Or what?
00:44:10You take that back.
00:44:13Or what?
00:44:14Bitch, fight.
00:44:16Bitch, fight.
00:44:17Bitch, fight.
00:44:18Bitch, fight.
00:44:19Bitch, fight.
00:44:20Bitch, fight.
00:44:21Bitch, fight.
00:44:23Girls!
00:44:26Girls, what's going on here?
00:44:28Ow, ow, ow, my foot.
00:44:29Oh, my God, I think she broke my foot.
00:44:33Bros, this school has a zero-tolerance policy when it comes to violence.
00:44:40Third strike, you're out, expelled.
00:44:43Now go get your things.
00:44:46But, I didn't touch her.
00:44:49I didn't touch you.
00:44:51I said go.
00:44:53You heard the man go.
00:44:55And?
00:45:07Expelled.
00:45:12With the Academy Decathlon?
00:45:15We're gonna be disqualified.
00:45:17I'm so, so, so, so sorry.
00:45:29You stupid, idiotic, dumb-witted bitch!
00:45:32What?
00:45:34You heard me?
00:45:35You were jealous of no's, and because of that, I'm not gonna go to college.
00:45:40Oh, honey, you were never going to college.
00:45:42You're too stupid.
00:45:44Says a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ.
00:45:47Shut up, you pathetic prude.
00:45:50Shut up, you pathetic prude.
00:46:03You Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper.
00:46:05Gabby, wait.
00:46:13I'm so, so sorry.
00:46:16A lot of good that does us now.
00:46:18We're disqualified, bros.
00:46:21You got yourself kicked off the team, and now we've lost.
00:46:24But I tried.
00:46:25No, I don't get a scholarship.
00:46:28I don't get to go to college.
00:46:29And it's all because of you.
00:46:33But you and your drama.
00:46:38Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?
00:46:48That was so hot.
00:46:59That was so hot.
00:47:29Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.
00:47:44How did you find out?
00:48:02Eric told me.
00:48:04Tell me.
00:48:06Tell me!
00:48:08She finally decided to be a decent person.
00:48:14Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:16I was going to, but then the whole date thing happened, and you and Sloane happened, and
00:48:24then you weren't speaking to me.
00:48:26Actually, no one is speaking to me.
00:48:31I didn't sleep with Sloane.
00:48:33She drugged me.
00:48:35And the date thing was a setup.
00:48:38Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloane had.
00:48:42They set me up too.
00:48:44I'm sorry.
00:48:54Why didn't you tell me?
00:48:57Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?
00:49:00I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.
00:49:06And I wanted you to like me.
00:49:10For me.
00:49:12And not because of what I am.
00:49:14Rose, I'm crazy about you.
00:49:17I'm crazy about you too.
00:49:21You're so beautiful.
00:49:25You're so beautiful.
00:49:27I completely wrecked.
00:49:28Why don't you?
00:49:29Why you're so beautiful.
00:49:30I love you too.
00:49:31I love you too.
00:49:32I love you too.
00:49:46I love you too.
00:49:51Why are you wet?
00:50:01It doesn't matter.
00:50:05I have an idea.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.
00:50:21You weren't going to go kill me at all.
00:50:29Okay, I give up.
00:50:31You should give up.
00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.
00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.
00:50:42Is this what normal teens do?
00:50:45Yeah, pretty much.
00:50:49And hang out with their butlers.
00:50:51Okay.
00:50:54Okay.
00:50:55Okay.
00:50:58Keep going.
00:51:06That way I didn't even go.
00:51:19You're different when you're like this.
00:51:20Like what?
00:51:24Yourself.
00:51:29I never knew dates could feel this special.
00:51:33Did I?
00:51:34I don't want it to end.
00:51:43It doesn't have to.
00:51:44I'm a virgin.
00:51:57I'm a virgin.
00:52:01I love you, Rose.
00:52:15I love you, Rose.
00:52:20I love you.
00:52:36I love you, too.
00:52:43I love you, Rose.
00:52:47I worked up an appetite.
00:53:17So how was it?
00:53:21It was amazing.
00:53:26Do I look different?
00:53:29No, you look beautiful.
00:53:39Now I have something important to ask you.
00:53:42Uh-oh.
00:53:43What?
00:53:49Will you go to the prom with me?
00:53:56Will you go to the prom with me?
00:54:00Jason, I can't.
00:54:05I was expelled.
00:54:06What?
00:54:07Fuck.
00:54:08Yeah.
00:54:09And I agreed to attend the opera that night.
00:54:15So much for being a regular teen.
00:54:22Hey, Jason.
00:54:32Hey.
00:54:33How's Rose?
00:54:35Bummed.
00:54:36I feel awful.
00:54:37I was so mean to her yesterday.
00:54:40Yeah.
00:54:41You thinking of doing something about it?
00:54:44Well, maybe.
00:54:47Might not be a bad idea.
00:54:51I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.
00:54:52Yes, indeed.
00:54:53I am aware.
00:54:54But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.
00:55:07Are we ready to leave?
00:55:08Hey, Gabby.
00:55:09Rose, get over here right away.
00:55:10Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:11Wait, what?
00:55:12What happened?
00:55:13Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:14Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:15Wait, what?
00:55:16What happened?
00:55:17Norman, we have to get to the school fast.
00:55:18Something's happened to Jason.
00:55:19Please, let's go.
00:55:20I'll go.
00:55:21I'll go.
00:55:22I'll go.
00:55:23I'll go.
00:55:24I'll go.
00:55:25Now, what is it?
00:55:26I'll go.
00:55:27I'll go.
00:55:28I'll go.
00:55:29I'll go.
00:55:30We have to get to the school fast.
00:55:32Something happened to Jason.
00:55:33Wait, what?
00:55:34What happened?
00:55:35What happened?
00:55:36We have to get to the school fast.
00:55:37Something happened to Jason.
00:55:38Please.
00:55:42Jason.
00:55:45Where is Jason?
00:55:46What is it?
00:55:48Where is Jason?
00:55:49Where is Jason?
00:55:50Oh, give me a little closer.
00:55:51She looks so honest.
00:55:52Ahem.
00:55:55people everyone i'd like to introduce you to the real rose smith audrey rose wintersby
00:56:06oh my god that's really old people
00:56:09give me that she said chase it chase it
00:56:15hang on hang on she can't be here she's expelled security
00:56:23security
00:56:25nope hang on everyone gabby
00:56:53what the no everyone turn it off turn off the videos you see it was sloan that was being
00:57:00violent that day not rose and sloan drugged chasen to make it look like they slept together
00:57:06and she also stole roses clothes from the locker room you
00:57:10security please escort sloan to my office no please no get off me do not touch me do you know how much i am
00:57:17okay it's time to crown this year's prom king and prom queen first
00:57:34the prom king is jason gray
00:57:46and now the moment you've all been waiting for this year's prom queen is
00:57:50audrey rose wintersby
00:57:59come on get up there rose
00:58:03congratulations
00:58:19congratulations thank you hi i know how difficult your teenage years can be
00:58:29no matter who you are between school family social media or
00:58:36gossip bullies and mean girls this time can be exceptionally painful but
00:58:44for all the lows there are some amazing highs
00:58:49friends laughter basketball games and hot fudge sundaes
00:58:53families i mean let's face it high school can be the best time of our lives
00:58:58but remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are
00:59:07because every single one of you is special
00:59:10and now i'd like to invite gabby mcduff to the stage wait what
00:59:17i'd like to introduce you all to a true prom queen she's smart and funny and charitable and loyal
00:59:31nobody would make a better prom queen than gabby mcduff
00:59:47hey want to dance
01:00:06get lost
01:00:12everyone
01:00:13all right all right i know you want to get back to dancing
01:00:18but let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence we are proud to announce that
01:00:25gabby has been awarded an academic scholarship
01:00:29all that hard work is paid off congratulations
01:00:46and that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after
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