How To Tame A Silver Fox (2025) - Full Movie 2025
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:00:00Oh, looking good, girl.
00:00:16Just another creep. Just my luck.
00:00:23Please pick up.
00:00:24Hi, Dad. Um, I'm stuck and I need you to come help me.
00:00:34Sure thing, hon.
00:00:35Mr. Reed.
00:00:36Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:00:38He'll be there soon.
00:00:41What?
00:00:42Who?
00:00:46Drugging girls in my club?
00:00:48You must have a death wish.
00:00:54You got the wrong, God, I swear!
00:01:04Shut up.
00:01:05You have the worst timing.
00:01:07Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:01:10I'm cashing it in.
00:01:12Now.
00:01:18What are you doing?
00:01:21What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:01:29It's nice and warm in the back of my truck.
00:01:32You'll get away from me, creep.
00:01:34Ah, you've got a mouth on you, don't you?
00:01:39Stop!
00:01:40Let's see what else it can do.
00:01:44What the hell?
00:01:45What the hell?
00:01:51Mr. Collins?
00:01:54Deadson is...
00:01:55best friend?
00:02:13You're shivering.
00:02:14Come on, kiddo.
00:02:16Kiddo?
00:02:16Why is he still calling me that?
00:02:18I'm a grown-ass woman.
00:02:22Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:02:24Let's go.
00:02:33I haven't seen Mr. Collins in, like,
00:02:37five Christmases.
00:02:40It's tougher than I would.
00:02:45Something wrong?
00:02:45Your arm is...
00:02:52Wet...
00:02:56from the rain.
00:02:59Wipe it, then.
00:02:59There's no rain up there.
00:03:22Rain, sorry.
00:03:24So, why'd my dad send you, anyway?
00:03:32Thought you'd be busy running your nightclub,
00:03:35or beating up sleazebags,
00:03:38not picking up some guy's daughter.
00:03:39Come to think of it,
00:03:42come to think of it,
00:03:47I actually
00:03:47don't think I've seen my dad in months.
00:03:50I don't do small talk.
00:03:53Okay, then.
00:03:59Oh, wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:04:00I need to pick something.
00:04:02No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:04:05I am 22 years old.
00:04:06Exactly, kiddo.
00:04:07Shut up!
00:04:08You're not that much older than me.
00:04:11Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later,
00:04:13and I need to buy alcohol,
00:04:14because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me,
00:04:16and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:04:18And nobody...
00:04:19If I take you,
00:04:23will you shut up?
00:04:25Yes.
00:04:33I'll be careful.
00:04:45You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:04:49It's not safe.
00:04:51Has it been like this the whole time?
00:04:53Yeah.
00:04:54Why didn't you say something?
00:04:56I just did.
00:04:57You freaking creep!
00:05:00Give me a jacket or something.
00:05:01Okay.
00:05:19When you're done checking me out,
00:05:31I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:05:34I was not checking you out.
00:05:36That was a yawn.
00:05:37Sure it was, kiddo.
00:05:38It's past your bedtime.
00:05:43Stop calling me kid.
00:05:44You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:06:00This is a small kickback.
00:06:10Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:06:13Does your dad know about that?
00:06:15Well,
00:06:16maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit,
00:06:19I would give a shit what he thinks,
00:06:21but he doesn't live here,
00:06:22and neither do you.
00:06:23Yeah, about that.
00:06:25I live here now.
00:06:26He put me in charge.
00:06:27And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:06:29Wait, Chris.
00:06:29No, please.
00:06:33This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:06:44You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:06:48I don't have another choice.
00:06:50I've barely met anyone since I transferred here,
00:06:53and this is my last year of college,
00:06:54and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:06:59Fine.
00:07:00Have your kickback.
00:07:02Or not.
00:07:03Either way,
00:07:04I have to stay here until your dad gets back.
00:07:08I don't need you to look after me!
00:07:14Who is that?
00:07:16No.
00:07:17I'm going to kill you?
00:07:23Count your days, slut?
00:07:25It's not a big deal.
00:07:26I can explain.
00:07:28This is your ex, Brian.
00:07:29Your dad was talking about him,
00:07:30this sick fuck.
00:07:32You guys were spying on me?
00:07:34Mark cares about your safety.
00:07:37That's the only reason I'm here.
00:07:39It's either me living here,
00:07:40or three bodyguards.
00:07:42Your choice.
00:07:43You are not living here.
00:07:53I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:07:55I don't need a babysitter.
00:07:58Then stop acting like a baby.
00:08:03You better not show your face in there.
00:08:05I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:07I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:08:13God damn it.
00:08:16Prom's to mark.
00:08:26Whoa!
00:08:27Who's this?
00:08:29Bob Grandpa?
00:08:30Grandpa?
00:08:31He's hotter than you, Mike.
00:08:34Huh?
00:08:34Remind me of why we're at a loser nobody's house
00:08:43when I run Greek life.
00:08:45Could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:08:48Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:08:51And rich dad means...
00:08:52Fancy alcohol!
00:08:54Hi, hi, Christina, Fox, and Becca, too.
00:09:04I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:09:06Duh.
00:09:08I didn't miss it.
00:09:11It's really nice to meet you.
00:09:13Well, please feel free to help yourselves.
00:09:19Thanks, Heather.
00:09:20Oh, it's Harper?
00:09:21I guess this bottle of McCallum makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:09:34Where's Harper?
00:09:36Harper?
00:09:39Forget Harper.
00:09:41Hang out with me.
00:09:43I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:48I know somewhere we can talk.
00:09:51I don't like talking.
00:09:53Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:09:55Christina and I were into group activities.
00:09:58Talk or no talk?
00:10:01You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:10:04For that nobody, Harper?
00:10:07Sorry, ladies.
00:10:08I don't like my women.
00:10:10Desperate.
00:10:11Oh, I mentioned Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:10:18Huh?
00:10:20He really picked Harper over us?
00:10:23I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:10:28Oh, Harper, hey!
00:10:40Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:10:44Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...
00:10:48Ew!
00:10:48Yeah, okay, yeah, of course you can.
00:10:50You're, you're, like, your school royalty.
00:10:53Thanks.
00:10:55You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:11:00We're, we're friends?
00:11:01Of course!
00:11:02I have to pee.
00:11:06Wait for me?
00:11:07Uh, yeah, of course.
00:11:08I'll just be right outside my own room.
00:11:20What dirt can I find?
00:11:21Oh, this is gold, Harper.
00:11:36You are one psychotic little bitch.
00:11:41Time to shut your loser party down.
00:11:51I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:12:14The hell?
00:12:21Attention, everybody.
00:12:24Hello.
00:12:25You all seem a little bored.
00:12:28So why don't I spice things up by reading...
00:12:33A few pages of Harper's diary.
00:12:38Let's see.
00:12:41Dear diary,
00:12:42Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:12:45Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:12:49Aw, Harper.
00:12:51Daddy issues much?
00:12:56No!
00:12:58I just need to give it back!
00:13:02Dad's friend, Chris,
00:13:05is, like, a dilf.
00:13:07That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.
00:13:10And honestly,
00:13:13if he weren't my dad's best friend...
00:13:15You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:13:22Harper, that is so nasty.
00:13:24No, Christina, it's not true.
00:13:26Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:13:29Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:13:33Let's go.
00:13:38Let's go get down.
00:13:46Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:13:48No!
00:13:48Fuck this.
00:13:59Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:14:27You were supposed to get rid of him.
00:14:37Come to her party.
00:14:39You take advantage of her kindness and you make fun of her family life?
00:14:43It was a joke!
00:14:44It was a joke!
00:14:45Joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:14:50Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:14:54Chris, that's enough.
00:14:57Let her go.
00:15:00One last thing.
00:15:04What the hell is wrong with you?
00:15:07You're too old to be this petty!
00:15:09You're damn right, I'm petty.
00:15:11Let's get one thing straight here.
00:15:13Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:15:16If you mess with her again...
00:15:19Fuck you up.
00:15:23But we're literally just girls.
00:15:25I don't give a fuck.
00:15:26Everyone out!
00:15:28The fuck out!
00:15:31What the hell was that?
00:15:37What the hell was that?
00:15:39What the hell was that?
00:15:57She hurt you.
00:15:58Chris, I'm fine.
00:16:00Chris, I said I'm fine!
00:16:07You crying?
00:16:10Why are you crying?
00:16:11I won't understand.
00:16:13Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:16:15They just tried to hurt you.
00:16:17I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:16:21Stupid.
00:16:21I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.
00:16:24You just embarrassed me in front of him.
00:16:25I'm gonna stop you right here.
00:16:26And she's the queen of our school.
00:16:27I said stop!
00:16:31I said stop!
00:16:32I don't care if she runs the school.
00:16:36We'll find you another school.
00:16:38I'm here to keep you safe.
00:16:39Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students?
00:16:43Just because you run some sort of shady business, does it?
00:16:45I choose my next words very carefully, kid.
00:16:50I told you to stop calling me that.
00:16:56And I told you to stop acting like love.
00:16:59Oh, yeah?
00:17:01If I'm such a kid, what's that breast against my leg right now?
00:17:13Sorry, kid.
00:17:14That's my gun.
00:17:16You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.
00:17:19You better not be here tomorrow.
00:17:37Please tell me you're gone.
00:17:42You better not be a single t-shirt in there, Chris Collins, I swear.
00:17:46I don't care what my dad says.
00:17:54Oh!
00:17:57God.
00:18:04What?
00:18:11What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:18:16No.
00:18:21It's gonna not be happening.
00:18:22He's gonna be back in a second.
00:18:33You know, if you wanted to play, you could have just asked.
00:18:35I don't want to, I don't want to play.
00:18:40What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:18:43Oh, I'm the perv?
00:18:44You're the one who came into my room, into my closet when I wasn't here.
00:18:49I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here.
00:18:56Uncuff me.
00:18:56What are your manners?
00:19:03Say please.
00:19:08I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:19:12Give me the key.
00:19:13You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:19:23Are you ready to listen, like a good little girl?
00:19:26Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:19:28Rule number one.
00:19:35There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:19:39You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:19:42So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you,
00:19:46you better listen to everything I say.
00:19:48I can take care of myself.
00:19:50Rule number two.
00:19:52No talking back.
00:19:53I am the last guy you want to piss off.
00:20:03Rule number three.
00:20:06Don't start any games.
00:20:09You're not ready to play.
00:20:23So what else do you have planned today?
00:20:31Oh, my plans are none of your concern.
00:20:34Here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America,
00:20:39we have this thing called privacy.
00:20:42You can have your privacy.
00:20:45Until sunset.
00:20:47What does that mean?
00:20:48We have curfew.
00:21:15How's my daughter?
00:21:16Um, hot.
00:21:19What was that?
00:21:20Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:21:23Why the hell did I say that?
00:21:24That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:21:26Is she back from class?
00:21:28She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:21:31Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:21:33She's fine, Mark.
00:21:35Good.
00:21:36You're my best friend.
00:21:37You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:21:39Okay.
00:21:46You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:21:48Give me some time.
00:21:57Stay with my drive.
00:21:59Look at my head.
00:22:03Give me some time.
00:22:06Let's take a walk.
00:22:08Look at my head.
00:22:09you're a fucking strip club harper your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble and you're
00:22:29at a goddamn strip
00:22:39oh excuse me we're filming filming filming what some real hot stuff now beat it grandpa go find a
00:22:51room somewhere else i'm looking for harper reeves it says her location is here so step aside before
00:22:58i make you nope harper is my best friend and she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for
00:23:04hey wait wait wait wait
00:23:06he looks so sexy keep going harper
00:23:17you shouldn't be here you shouldn't be here i tried to stop him
00:23:30hey no harper you shouldn't be in this grimy ass place what do you think you're doing here
00:23:37it's for a class project give him this camera back you prick
00:23:41class my ass is that what you told her to get her here i'd stick this camera straight up
00:23:46chris stop not until i pummel this creep then the camera's next
00:23:50hey wait wait wait not the camera cost a thousand dollars
00:23:53you should have thought about that before making harper shoot your porn
00:23:56that is enough
00:24:12these look amazing harper oh my best friend is so sexy
00:24:16wait till the whole class sees this no one's going to see these deleting them
00:24:20what that is art give him this camera back or i swear to god i'll go out there and i'll give one of those creeps a lap dance
00:24:27see how much my dad likes that
00:24:31your choice
00:24:36camera is
00:24:43no no no no no no no no no no no no
00:24:46you asshole
00:24:47if you ever ask harper to do something like this again i will jam that camera so far down your throat
00:24:53throat. You'll be shitting out Polaroids. What the fuck is your problem?
00:25:04We're leaving. Now.
00:25:13So first you stalk me, and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:25:18I did it for your own good.
00:25:20You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project!
00:25:23You need me around for your safety, because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:25:28You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you. Like a piece of meat.
00:25:33My classmate? It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:25:40Jealous? Jealous?
00:25:47You're cute, Harper. I'll give you that. And those things you do.
00:25:53They're cute, too.
00:25:55You know what's not cute?
00:25:58Me jealous.
00:26:00Now, you were right. I'm in some shady business.
00:26:02And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.
00:26:05But you better not test me.
00:26:08Or I'll break you.
00:26:09In more than one way, Harper.
00:26:17Well, guess what?
00:26:19You just called me Harper instead of kid.
00:26:24Just admit...
00:26:26Do you want me?
00:26:27What the hell is happening to me?
00:26:36There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:26:40Put your seatbelt on.
00:26:41You know what, Chris?
00:26:43You want to be my bodyguard?
00:26:45Fine.
00:26:46But I'm going to make you crazy for me.
00:26:49Let's see if Dad keeps you around then.
00:26:52So...
00:26:53Are you going to tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?
00:26:57No.
00:26:59Are you sleeping with a professor?
00:27:01Oh, my God. Maria, no.
00:27:03Ew.
00:27:03That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:27:07He was sent here to keep me safe.
00:27:10And he secretly wants to fuck you.
00:27:13I don't know.
00:27:14But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.
00:27:18Um, wait.
00:27:20You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:27:25Think about it.
00:27:26What?
00:27:29We need to get my dad to fire Chris.
00:27:31The only way to do that is if he makes a move.
00:27:33So that's step one.
00:27:35Hmm.
00:27:36You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.
00:27:39He was jealous, Harps.
00:27:41Yeah, right.
00:27:42Jealous of me?
00:27:42I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.
00:27:45He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist, MMA fighter.
00:27:50Not jealous of you, dummy.
00:27:52Jealous over you.
00:27:54It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.
00:27:57So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...
00:28:02Until he snaps.
00:28:03And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.
00:28:07And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to buttfuck nowhere in no time.
00:28:14Here's to Operation Seduction.
00:28:17Chris Collins, you better watch out.
00:28:20Because I get what I want.
00:28:21Tell him.
00:28:33Sexy outfit.
00:28:34Check.
00:28:35Popcorn.
00:28:36Check.
00:28:37A notebook.
00:28:38The only movie that can make a guy cry.
00:28:41Check.
00:28:41What do you want?
00:28:54You done giving me the silent treatment?
00:28:56Um, popcorn?
00:28:58Harper, you idiot.
00:29:00Seduce him.
00:29:01I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering.
00:29:06But if you're busy, I can come back later.
00:29:11Wait, wait, wait.
00:29:14I have a day, but that's not important.
00:29:16Your pulse is racing.
00:29:18What's going on?
00:29:20Oh.
00:29:22Is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble?
00:29:23Uh, no, I just...
00:29:27I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie.
00:29:30But it's...
00:29:31It's...
00:29:32Well, are we watching a movie or not?
00:29:52But what about your date?
00:29:53I don't know.
00:29:53I don't know.
00:30:02Jane, please, Jane.
00:30:05Jane, Jane, don't come on.
00:30:13How are you not crying?
00:30:14This is like the saddest movie ever.
00:30:16Because it's not real.
00:30:19This is ridiculous.
00:30:21No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that for someone like this.
00:30:25It's true love.
00:30:28There's no such thing as true love.
00:30:30Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.
00:30:34Or...
00:30:35Maybe...
00:30:38You're just a soulless AI bot.
00:30:43And there are batteries in your back.
00:30:52What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:30:55What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:31:03Now, come on.
00:31:05Just admit that you enjoyed it.
00:31:12Don't mess with me, Harper.
00:31:14I'm not a toy.
00:31:15I'll ruin her.
00:31:16Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.
00:31:19As hard as you try to convince yourself, I'm not a little girl anymore.
00:31:22It's not a lie.
00:31:28You are a beautiful woman.
00:31:30And I'm too much for you, kid.
00:31:32You can't handle me.
00:31:35Try me.
00:31:36I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.
00:31:43I don't kiss.
00:31:44And I don't make love, Harper.
00:31:48Maybe I'm into that.
00:31:50No.
00:31:51I don't think you are.
00:31:56What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:31:58I don't care.
00:32:09I don't care.
00:32:09Just...
00:32:10Shut up and watch the movie.
00:32:13I'm sorry.
00:32:14I love you.
00:32:16This was the last thing I could do for you.
00:32:18You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.
00:32:29Not be seduced by him.
00:32:33I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:36I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:32:40You're late, big daddy.
00:32:43But you sound pissed.
00:32:45So I'll wait.
00:32:46Hey, you want to come in and fuck your frustration now?
00:32:50Not tonight.
00:32:52Busy.
00:32:53Busy?
00:32:56Never for me, you're not.
00:32:58What the hell could you possibly be?
00:33:01Are you with another woman?
00:33:03Woman?
00:33:04No.
00:33:07Not a woman.
00:33:10Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:33:16Not this guy.
00:33:22Lose my number.
00:33:31Whoever this girl is, your days are numbered.
00:33:35Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.
00:33:37She's going to be the death of me.
00:33:57Good.
00:33:58Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:34:03Stay.
00:34:13Stay.
00:34:17Damn it, Harper.
00:34:18I don't know.
00:34:48You know, if you're trying to fill me up, you should probably have your hand inside my pants.
00:35:06Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:09Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:35:11I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:35:13His business partner.
00:35:15I'm a dead girl walking.
00:35:16No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:35:26So, so we didn't?
00:35:28No.
00:35:30Because you're still alive.
00:35:32Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:35:35One night with me is when you wouldn't survive.
00:35:38You don't know that.
00:35:39Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:35:44Oh yeah?
00:35:45Explain that.
00:35:48That's morning wood, sweetheart.
00:35:50Don't get your hopes up.
00:35:52We're not on a nickname basis.
00:35:54You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.
00:35:58Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:36:05Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:36:14Well, what's wrong?
00:36:16Not as adventurous as you thought you were?
00:36:18I am going to go for a kaka walk.
00:36:22I'm going to go for a walk.
00:36:25With my friend.
00:36:27Thanks for watching me sleep.
00:36:28Bye.
00:36:29This will do.
00:36:59So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:37:17Struggling much?
00:37:27I swear I've done my best.
00:37:39I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:37:48I had no other choice. I ran out of clothes and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:37:54Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt.
00:37:56You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:37:58I can't get away from you, can you?
00:38:00That's not...
00:38:06No underwear?
00:38:08That's bad manners, Angel.
00:38:18What are you gonna do?
00:38:20Punishing.
00:38:22I don't know.
00:38:32You don't know me?
00:38:34I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:38:46Would you complain about that, princess?
00:38:48I'd say do your worst.
00:38:52I'd say do your worst.
00:38:54I'd say do your worst.
00:38:56I'm sorry.
00:39:10I can't let this happen.
00:39:12What the heck? Why are you stopping?
00:39:14You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:39:22But... but what about...
00:39:24There's no buts.
00:39:27Can't let this happen again.
00:39:39Hot block!
00:39:44You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:51You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:39:55That was part of the plan!
00:39:57I can't even go back to my own place now.
00:39:59I'm so embarrassed.
00:40:01Was it...
00:40:02Big?
00:40:04So big.
00:40:07Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:40:10It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:40:14Wait, what do you mean?
00:40:15He's a sex freak?
00:40:17Like...
00:40:18BDSM?
00:40:19The whole nine yards.
00:40:20Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:40:23My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:40:25Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:40:29Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:40:32Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy!
00:40:35Crap!
00:40:36What if he is coming?
00:40:37Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:40:42Stop messing with that.
00:40:43You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:40:45You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:40:46How else are you going to woo your man?
00:40:47He's not my man.
00:40:49I hope you're not talking about me.
00:40:50No.
00:40:51Leave, Bryan.
00:40:52She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:40:53I want to go.
00:40:54She doesn't want to have to speak to you.
00:40:55How's he doing?
00:40:57How's he doing?
00:40:58What if he's going to hear this?
00:41:00Do you want me to do a new decision?
00:41:01I want you to go.
00:41:02I want you to go.
00:41:03I want me to go.
00:41:04I want you to go.
00:41:05You want me to go.
00:41:07You can go.
00:41:09Let's go.
00:41:10You're going to go.
00:41:11What is this?
00:41:12What's the next thing?
00:41:14What's the next thing?
00:41:16Ryan, she doesn't want to speak to you.
00:41:18You still letting this loser make your decisions for you, Harps?
00:41:23Huh?
00:41:26What do you want, Ryan?
00:41:31Just five minutes.
00:41:35Fine.
00:41:36But, Harper, are you sure?
00:41:38It's okay. Maybe if I talk to him, he'll finally leave me alone.
00:41:46Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:42:06I want to get back together.
00:42:08You cheated on me.
00:42:11I deserve better, Brian, and it's not going to be from you.
00:42:14But that was months ago.
00:42:16Huh?
00:42:17Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:42:19This isn't about payback.
00:42:22I've moved on, and you should, too.
00:42:26What do you mean, moved on?
00:42:29Are you fucking other guys?
00:42:32You slut!
00:42:34No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:42:37Let me see them.
00:42:38Let me see how you're fucking other guys.
00:42:40Show me. Show me!
00:42:41Let go of me!
00:42:43There's the most handsome man at the gala.
00:42:46I was hoping I'd run into you.
00:42:49A drink?
00:42:50I don't have time for this.
00:42:51You still owe me for our canceled plans, you know.
00:42:54That's not happening.
00:42:56Ever.
00:42:56Are you fucking breaking up with me?
00:43:00Me?
00:43:01We were never a thing to begin with, babe.
00:43:05Get the fuck out of my way before I ruin you.
00:43:07It's not a threat.
00:43:09It's a fact.
00:43:09You'll regret this, Christopher.
00:43:17But I'm not gonna come after you.
00:43:19I'm gonna come after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:43:28Help me!
00:43:29Help!
00:43:29Why are you playing so hard again now, slut?
00:43:33Stop it, that's enough!
00:43:35Good girl.
00:43:38You are gonna regret that, you bitch.
00:43:40I don't think she will, actually.
00:43:42That's for calling her a bitch.
00:43:44And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom.
00:43:48You just made me rip, asshole.
00:43:52Are you okay?
00:43:56Take her, you psychopath.
00:43:58She's fucking used goods anyways.
00:43:59Stop it!
00:44:11You're gonna kill him.
00:44:12Good.
00:44:12He's not worth it.
00:44:14Let's go.
00:44:18If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job.
00:44:22I promise.
00:44:24Let's go.
00:44:29Oh, fuck.
00:44:46Chris, you almost killed him.
00:44:50Should we call 911?
00:44:52Seriously, Harper?
00:44:54He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:44:56I handled myself just fine.
00:44:57And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:45:17You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:19You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:45:19So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:45:33Let's see who you are.
00:45:36Do we have to do this?
00:45:50What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:45:53Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:45:56Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:45:59So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you.
00:46:03I'm going to throw up.
00:46:20Breathe.
00:46:22You can do this.
00:46:23I'm right here.
00:46:52Don't focus on the water.
00:46:54Just look at me.
00:47:01It's not hard to do.
00:47:15It's okay.
00:47:16It's okay.
00:47:17It's okay.
00:47:17I got you.
00:47:19It's okay.
00:47:19It's okay.
00:47:20It's okay.
00:47:21You're fine.
00:47:28You're fine, Harper.
00:47:35Just breathe.
00:47:36Just keep breathing.
00:47:39How are you feeling?
00:47:40Fine.
00:47:49Just insanely distracted.
00:47:53Ready for the next step?
00:47:56I don't know if I'm ready.
00:48:02I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:48:04I thought you didn't make this.
00:48:11What?
00:48:14Oh, my God.
00:48:16Oh, my God.
00:48:16You're talking about swimming.
00:48:20You're talking about swimming.
00:48:21What goes on in that head of yours.
00:48:28I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:30I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:30I want you to get used to being underwater.
00:48:32Parker!
00:48:55Parker!
00:48:57Parker!
00:49:02What happened?
00:49:03What happened?
00:49:04You blacked out.
00:49:05You're okay.
00:49:07You're okay.
00:49:09Sorry.
00:49:09Sorry.
00:49:12You did amazing.
00:49:17You're just going to get better and better.
00:49:19I can't do this.
00:49:21It's okay.
00:49:25We'll try again tomorrow.
00:49:27Just kiss me.
00:49:28Your dad won't like this.
00:49:33Don't think about him.
00:49:34If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:38If you want me, then kiss me.
00:49:41I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:49:43I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:49:46Just say you don't want me.
00:49:58Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:50:02I want you.
00:50:04And I told you not to mess with me.
00:50:06You're going to get hurt.
00:50:12You very like me.
00:50:23What the hell?
00:50:24What are you doing?
00:50:25We need to talk about this first.
00:50:26Inside, with our minds, not our crosses.
00:50:29Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?
00:50:31I'm not a tease.
00:50:32I just care about you.
00:50:34So you are a grandpa?
00:50:36Just as much as you're a kid.
00:50:41Come on, let's go inside.
00:50:44No, I need a moment to cool off.
00:50:50I'm going to shower.
00:50:56Harper, what are you doing?
00:51:12So this is where Chris has been lately.
00:51:15Running a daycare.
00:51:16Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:23Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:51:26I'm Elena Kaufman, the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:51:30I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:51:34And I wanted to warn you.
00:51:37He might be sexy.
00:51:39But you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:51:42Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house.
00:51:47Oh, honey, I go where I want.
00:51:50Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:51:55You've been tracking him?
00:51:57What kind of psycho are you?
00:51:59The same kind he is.
00:52:01Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:10Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:52:15I'm surprised.
00:52:16It doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:52:21Just all around...
00:52:24Not intense enough for him.
00:52:27Not intense enough?
00:52:30Yeah, well...
00:52:32Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:52:34Oh, please.
00:52:37Don't make me laugh.
00:52:39I mean, look at you.
00:52:40You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever.
00:52:43You're out of your league, kid.
00:52:47Don't call me that.
00:52:51You want to know how Chris likes to fuck?
00:52:55He likes to take you from behind.
00:52:57Handcuff you so you can't run.
00:52:59Choke you out.
00:53:01None of that.
00:53:02Kissing.
00:53:03Pillow talk.
00:53:04Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:53:12He'll be bored of you and meek.
00:53:15He actually lives here with me.
00:53:19You little skank.
00:53:20Ah!
00:53:28Help!
00:53:29Help me!
00:53:30I can't swim!
00:53:30Help!
00:53:34Help!
00:53:35Help!
00:53:35I can't swim!
00:53:49Harper!
00:53:50Harper!
00:53:51Help!
00:53:52Smile for Tim.
00:53:54Help, Leslie!
00:53:56Please don't!
00:53:58Just crawl your way out, idiot.
00:54:00That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:54:09Harper!
00:54:30Harper! No! Come on!
00:54:44Harper! No! Come on!
00:54:55Harper! Harper!
00:54:57Oh, my God!
00:54:59Breathe, breathe, breathe.
00:55:00It's okay, I got you.
00:55:01You're safe.
00:55:02You're safe.
00:55:03I thought I was gonna die.
00:55:05I thought I was gonna die.
00:55:07You're okay. Just breathe. Just breathe.
00:55:10You're safe now. Just breathe.
00:55:13Way to downgrade, Chris.
00:55:15I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.
00:55:18It's pathetic.
00:55:19Homewreck?
00:55:20Harper could never homewreck us, Milana.
00:55:25Hmm.
00:55:26She couldn't if she tried.
00:55:31I need to come back to me, baby.
00:55:33You were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.
00:55:37She could never homewreck us, because...
00:55:40There's nothing to wreck.
00:55:44Joke me.
00:55:45Harder.
00:55:47I miss how rough you get, baby.
00:55:50I don't love you.
00:55:54And you almost killed Harper.
00:55:58How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:56:02She's fine. Stop overreacting, baby.
00:56:05What are you doing?
00:56:06Tomorrow, you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has tanked on the stock market.
00:56:21And why his major investors have pulled out their funds from Kaufman Motors.
00:56:25You're going to tell, dear old dad, that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible for his company going bankrupt.
00:56:32Do you got that?
00:56:34Are you threatening me?
00:56:36No.
00:56:37I'm telling you.
00:56:39Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:56:44Get out of here.
00:56:45Wait.
00:56:46Please.
00:56:47Don't.
00:56:48I'll do anything.
00:56:49Please.
00:56:50What are you doing?
00:57:03Chris, no!
00:57:05Wait!
00:57:06Wait!
00:57:15I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Barbara.
00:57:30She will not bother you again.
00:57:33I swear.
00:57:35Don't worry about it.
00:57:36I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:57:46I never dated her.
00:57:48We weren't a thing.
00:57:52Not a brand of her.
00:58:00Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:58:07She said that...
00:58:12That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:18She said that...
00:58:23That I would never be able to handle you.
00:58:29Satisfy you.
00:58:31In bed.
00:58:36That I was...
00:58:37Too much of a kid.
00:58:38And that...
00:58:40You'd never be into me.
00:58:46Is that true?
00:58:50That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:58:54But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:58:57I'm supposed to protect you.
00:58:58To protect you.
00:59:04When I was in that pool, I...
00:59:07I really thought I was gonna die.
00:59:11And all I could think about was all the things I regret never doing.
00:59:19What did you regret?
00:59:21Not doing this sooner.
00:59:28Not doing this.
00:59:29Not doing it.
00:59:31Not doing it.
00:59:32What the hell am I doing?
00:59:55Why don't you stop again?
00:59:57You're playing with fire, Harper.
00:59:59Your dad is going to kill me.
01:00:02I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get up to.
01:00:07This isn't about Mark.
01:00:08It's about you and me.
01:00:10So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.
01:00:16I'm too dangerous.
01:00:20So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and I should forget this ever happened.
01:00:27It's for the best, Harper.
01:00:29There's a reason I don't let people close to me.
01:00:31Yeah.
01:00:34It's because you're a coward.
01:00:36You're allowed to be mad at me.
01:00:38Just admit it.
01:00:39You led me on and then you got cold feet.
01:00:41Just be a man and own it.
01:00:43It's not you.
01:00:43Don't!
01:00:44You're a psycho.
01:00:54I'm just trying to protect you.
01:01:04Morning.
01:01:06Bagel?
01:01:07I'm not hungry.
01:01:08You need to eat.
01:01:20No.
01:01:22What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.
01:01:27Are we even now?
01:01:35You bageled me and you made me strip tease for you.
01:01:39What's wrong, kiddo?
01:01:41I hate seeing you like this.
01:01:43You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.
01:01:45Columbia University Gallery Exhibition.
01:02:00Featuring the work of students, Harper Reeves.
01:02:08I'm going to make this up to you.
01:02:11Promise.
01:02:12Has Mr. Collins seen this?
01:02:22Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
01:02:26Nope.
01:02:28And he's never going to.
01:02:30Huh?
01:02:31I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
01:02:34Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?
01:02:37Oh, hey.
01:02:39Hey.
01:02:40Let's forget about that douchebag, okay?
01:02:42You need to impress some fancy pants arts investors
01:02:44so you can pass this class.
01:02:46And I am not letting you fail.
01:02:48Stop moping.
01:02:50Let's go wine and dine some rich people, okay?
01:02:55Okay.
01:02:55Okay.
01:02:55How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?
01:03:11Like a million hours?
01:03:13Who the fuck cares?
01:03:15We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.
01:03:21Make sure no one's coming.
01:03:22I think I hear them coming.
01:03:46Let's go.
01:03:47One last touch.
01:03:48Good luck being the only artist
01:03:58who doesn't make a single sale tonight.
01:04:01Harper.
01:04:06Tonight is going to be perfect.
01:04:09Huh?
01:04:10What?
01:04:12No, no, no, no.
01:04:13My final project.
01:04:15How am I going to graduate?
01:04:18Why would someone do this to me?
01:04:24Harper.
01:04:27Harper, I'm kind of confused.
01:04:30Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:32Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:04:38Don't say that.
01:04:41It's obviously her self-portrait.
01:04:47Did you do this?
01:04:52Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight,
01:04:56I'm going to fail the class.
01:04:58We're going to report you to the dean, Christina.
01:04:59You're not going to get away with this.
01:05:01Guess what?
01:05:02You have no proof.
01:05:05Good luck with that, losers.
01:05:08That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.
01:05:12Harper.
01:05:13There's the student I've been looking for.
01:05:15Professor, I can explain.
01:05:19Harper.
01:05:19Is this your work?
01:05:24It's so ugly, isn't it, professor?
01:05:27We have to fail Harper.
01:05:29It looks like a complete joke.
01:05:32Ladies, I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing.
01:05:36In fact,
01:05:38I guess just bought this piece.
01:05:40Wait, what?
01:05:41Who would buy this crap?
01:05:43I would.
01:05:43Who would buy this piece of crap?
01:05:59I would.
01:06:01It's you.
01:06:03You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.
01:06:07Christina, don't be rude.
01:06:09Don't you know who this is?
01:06:10Chris Collins is a renowned, rare art collector.
01:06:14There's no way.
01:06:16That's okay, professor.
01:06:17Not everyone has taste.
01:06:21How much for this painting?
01:06:23Oh, no.
01:06:23Our starting price is $18.
01:06:30Done.
01:06:33Wait, $1,800?
01:06:35You can study at this school or not.
01:06:37We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.
01:06:41You're telling me this gun-pulling, whiskey-chugging, whack-ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?
01:06:53Here's two mil.
01:06:54What?
01:06:55Take the rest and buy art supplies, whatever it is you need to get, for Harper's sake.
01:07:00Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.
01:07:03Oh, my God, oh, my God!
01:07:05Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:10Are you fucking kidding me?
01:07:13Language, Miss Hawks.
01:07:14Don't tell me what to do, old lady.
01:07:17Who cares if this old man gave you $2 million?
01:07:21My father still runs this university.
01:07:24Money runs this university.
01:07:26And I'm going to report the two of you to the chancellor, who will be ecstatic to see this check, for disciplinary action.
01:07:35You're going to get us expelled.
01:07:37Professor, you can't.
01:07:39Please.
01:07:40Getting expelled sounds just about right to me.
01:07:43No, wait, Professor.
01:07:44Not so fast.
01:07:45What the fuck else do you want from me?
01:07:50Oh, no, oh!
01:07:59I can't believe that you two would do something like this.
01:08:02Good luck proving it was us.
01:08:03Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me.
01:08:11I don't need to ruin your lives.
01:08:13There's dresses, though.
01:08:15Wait, what?
01:08:16Huh?
01:08:17I...
01:08:17This is Versace, you asshole!
01:08:32You're going to fucking pay for this!
01:08:35What was it that you two said?
01:08:37Oh, right.
01:08:39Good luck proving it was me.
01:08:43The chancellor wants you two in his office now!
01:08:46You're being suspended.
01:08:48Let's go!
01:08:49Why are you grabbing us?
01:08:50They're the ones who did this, so rest them!
01:08:53Let's go!
01:08:54Oh, I'm going to have to get this on camera.
01:08:57I'll see you later.
01:09:02Congratulations on the sale, Ms. Reeves.
01:09:04Chris, that was 18 grand.
01:09:06That's $18,000!
01:09:09Seriously?
01:09:11I thought it'd be more expensive.
01:09:16What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?
01:09:24He, um...
01:09:26I mean, I...
01:09:28I was an idiot.
01:09:31And I'm sorry, but I think this might help show you how much I want you.
01:09:36I don't know.
01:09:51A blindfold?
01:09:53I want you, Harper.
01:09:54I want to do things to you.
01:10:00Bad things.
01:10:00But only if you want me to.
01:10:07I do.
01:10:20Why'd we stop?
01:10:22We've been waiting so long for this.
01:10:23I'm just going to have to wait a teensy bit longer.
01:10:27Because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:10:34And I'll wait for you.
01:10:37Wear that for me tonight.
01:10:45Harper!
01:10:45Harper!
01:10:46Harper!
01:10:48Hello, Earth to Harper!
01:10:50You need to look at this!
01:10:51Can it wait, Maria?
01:10:52I'm having...
01:10:54very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.
01:10:58No!
01:10:58No!
01:10:59That's what I need to tell you about!
01:11:00Harper, look!
01:11:03You got the phone!
01:11:04Wait, so you mean...
01:11:06The guns and the money, it's not just for show?
01:11:08Harper, he's dangerous!
01:11:10You need to move out now!
01:11:11You can't keep living with him!
01:11:13I need to talk to him, okay?
01:11:15Harper!
01:11:21Taxi?
01:11:22For Harper?
01:11:23Hey!
01:11:24Let go of me!
01:11:25Stop it!
01:11:26Please!
01:11:27Please let me go!
01:11:28If it's money, I'll give you however much you want!
01:11:30Harper!
01:11:31Harper!
01:11:32Harper!
01:11:33Harper!
01:11:34Harper!
01:11:35Harper!
01:11:36Harper!
01:11:37Harper!
01:11:38Harper!
01:11:39Harper!
01:11:40Harper!
01:11:41Hey!
01:11:42Let go of me!
01:11:43Stop it!
01:11:44Please!
01:11:45Please!
01:11:46Please let me go!
01:11:47If it's money, I'll give you however much you want!
01:11:49Harper!
01:11:50Harper!
01:11:51Harper!
01:11:52Harper!
01:11:53Harper!
01:11:54Hmm?
01:11:55Ryan?
01:11:56Why are you doing this?
01:11:57We broke up.
01:11:58Oh, no, no, no.
01:11:59We broke up because you've been fucking that old man.
01:12:01You psycho!
01:12:02He had nothing to do with our breakup.
01:12:07He humiliated me!
01:12:09But luckily for me, your little boyfriend, what does he have?
01:12:13He has some dangerous enemies.
01:12:15Ain't that right, fellas?
01:12:16Once he arrives to save his little princess, well, we don't need to get into more details,
01:12:25do we?
01:12:26No.
01:12:27No.
01:12:28You can just watch.
01:12:30No.
01:12:31No, no, no!
01:12:32No!
01:12:33No!
01:12:34No!
01:12:35No!
01:12:46No!
01:12:47No.
01:12:48No.
01:12:49A trap?
01:12:50What the hell?
01:12:51A trap? What the hell?
01:13:11Not bad for a guy who hates romance.
01:13:16I hope you don't mind. I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.
01:13:20Before you sleep with my daughter, you should probably know where she is first.
01:13:30Hey, crap. I can explain.
01:13:32You're gonna explain.
01:13:34But first, you know my daughter better than I do?
01:13:40Is that text a prank?
01:13:43Harper's in trouble. We need to go.
01:13:45Okay.
01:13:45Should we have some fun with you after we kill Leather Grant?
01:13:53Should we make him watch?
01:13:59Oh! Looks like he's here.
01:14:03Are you ready to see your boyfriend die, Harper?
01:14:08Huh?
01:14:08Get ready, boys.
01:14:24I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.
01:14:26That's what happens, Chris, when you mess around with my shit!
01:14:35What's the matter, tough guy?
01:14:54What?
01:14:55Can't talk without your little bodyguards.
01:14:57Let me go. I-I-I'll leave home.
01:15:05I already told you once.
01:15:07You should have listened to me dead.
01:15:12I'm going to kill you, you goddamn bitch.
01:15:14Are you okay?
01:15:34Did he hurt you?
01:15:36Chris, I put you in danger.
01:15:39You should run far away from me and my package.
01:15:42When it comes to you, Harper, I'm willing to take my chances.
01:15:52Would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on?
01:16:00Oh, my God, Dad, what the hell?
01:16:02It's okay.
01:16:04I'll handle it.
01:16:04I want to hear it from my daughter.
01:16:06Why are you making out with my best friend, Harper?
01:16:09I want an answer now before I-before I kill him!
01:16:11No, Dad!
01:16:12Look, I know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship.
01:16:17But?
01:16:18Deep down, I know that you just want me to be safe.
01:16:28Chris makes me feel safe.
01:16:30Please don't be mad.
01:16:31Well, you're wrong about that.
01:16:36It's not deep down.
01:16:38It is the most important thing to me, your happiness.
01:16:44If that means being with Chris, then he better not screw this up.
01:16:49Or I will make him regret it.
01:16:53I believe you.
01:16:55You keep her safe.
01:17:00With my goddamn life.
01:17:01Do you remember my instructions?
01:17:20Yes.
01:17:21I want you to beg for it.
01:17:46I want you to beg for it.
01:17:52Fuck me now.
01:18:03Stop teasing.
01:18:06I want you now.
01:18:07What you're looking for.
01:18:09You might find what you're looking for
01:18:13Daddy, say it, or I'll punish you
01:18:18Don't stop, Daddy
01:18:39When I'm around you, but without you, don't know where I'd be
01:18:44Are you sure about that?
01:19:05You have two choices, Mr. Collins
01:19:07You can either uncuff me
01:19:12Or fuck me
01:19:15You know I'm dangerous
01:19:31Rich or I?
01:19:37Do your worst, Daddy
01:19:39As I started, let's stop it
01:20:02I thought you only fucked girls from behind
01:20:09You're different
01:20:14Ready for round five?
01:20:33Stop it, I'm sore
01:20:34Now let me out so I can go pee
01:20:36And what if I don't?
01:20:42What was that?
01:20:43Crap, it's my dad
01:20:44Honey, you home?
01:20:47Dad, I'm kind of busy right now
01:20:48Stop it
01:20:49I told you I was busy
01:20:55This is my home, Harper Reads
01:20:58If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out
01:21:01Okay, I will
01:21:02Can you get out?
01:21:04I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris
01:21:20Can I please just open my eyes?
01:21:22No, please keep them covered
01:21:24I want to give a speech
01:21:26And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech
01:21:28I get nervous when I open up
01:21:32You literally carry around a gun
01:21:34But whatever
01:21:35Just get on with it
01:21:37What I do for a living
01:21:39The not so legal part
01:21:42It's dangerous for me to let people into my life
01:21:48And for me to be
01:21:52Vulnerable?
01:21:54Yeah
01:21:55But I knew
01:21:56When I was in charge of keeping you safe, I was doomed
01:21:59You're like a magnet, Harper
01:22:03And I want to be around you
01:22:05Forever
01:22:17So you're moving into the Empire State
01:22:18Building
01:22:19I'm moving you in there
01:22:23As a graduation present
01:22:26And also I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present
01:22:33Only if you want to
01:22:37Either way
01:22:39The apartment's yours
01:22:41Are you serious?
01:22:45What's wrong?
01:22:46It's a tacky?
01:22:48I liked it
01:22:49I thought
01:22:49Deal
01:22:50But I'm one condition boyfriend
01:22:56Which is
01:22:59You have to move in there with me
01:23:01Deal
01:23:03I think it's a good thing
01:23:04I think it's a good thing
01:23:05I think it's a good thing
01:23:06I think it's a good thing
01:23:06I think it's a good thing
01:23:07I think it's a good thing
01:23:08I think it's a good thing
01:23:08I think it's a good thing
01:23:09I think it's a good thing
01:23:09I think it's a good thing
01:23:10I think it's a good thing
01:23:10I think it's a good thing
01:23:11I think it's a good thing
01:23:11I think it's a good thing
01:23:12I think it's a good thing
01:23:13I think it's a good thing
01:23:13I think it's a good thing
01:23:14I think it's a good thing
01:23:15I think it's a good thing
01:23:15I think it's a good thing
01:23:16I think it's a good thing
01:23:17I think it's a good thing
01:23:17I think it's a good thing
01:23:18I think it's a good thing