Dave Landau Stand up
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00:00There was actually a kid in Texas who identified as a cat.
00:04If my son came up to me and said,
00:07Dad, I'm a cat, I would go,
00:09I know, son, but you're an outdoor cat.
00:14And I would shove him outside.
00:17And then when he came back, probably hours later,
00:20I'd be like, what's wrong, Mr. Whiskers?
00:23I've noticed you've not even touched your saucer of milk.