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  • 6/13/2025
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00:00At Two Point Hospital, over 52% of our patients believe they leave healthier than when they arrived.
00:11Our precisely calibrated equipment is operated by compassionate health care practitioners,
00:16many of whom have even been to medical school or watched ER.
00:20If you suffer from turtle head, let us ease your worries and noggin gently out of your body.
00:26Mmm. Just infection is no laughing matter.
00:31Put your trust and oversized shoes in our capable hands.
00:35We're building a brighter, safer future, and hardly anything will stand in our way.
00:41You deserve the best. So join us at Two Point Hospital.
00:46We're open for new staff, new patients, and a new you.
00:51Can I go play golf yet? I'm teeing off at three.
00:56Bye-bye.
01:01Bye-bye.
01:02Bye-bye.
01:05Bye-bye.
05:44I'm here to inform, to entertain, and to bring some small measure of sophistication to
05:50your drab little lives.
05:53Should any of you have any requests for popular tunes, as I believe people like to call them,
05:58do not hesitate to depress that impulse.
06:02No intention of playing any of that drivel.
07:12For legal reasons,
07:34some are asked to try their best.
07:42We just cured our very first patient.
08:12Have a good day.
08:15We'll be back to the next step.
08:18The week is about to finish the first step.
08:24We'll be back to the next step.
08:26We'll be back to the next step.
08:29The next step is to get the next step.
08:33The next step is to go to the next step.
10:37Please don't unplug any vital hospital equipment.
18:45Have a snack.

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