A Girl's Guide To A Queen Bee Take Down Full Movie

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00:00:00That's me, Audrey Rose Wintersby, heiress to the Wintersby fortune and media darling.

00:00:23Are you quite sure about this?

00:00:25Yes, and I want to walk in alone.

00:00:28Regular teens don't have butlers or town cars.

00:00:32My dear, you're not any regular teen.

00:00:35You are indeed the heiress to one of the largest fortunes from one of the most powerful families in the whole of the country.

00:00:42Maybe I'll even meet a boy and have a first kiss.

00:00:48Love you, Norman. Wish me luck.

00:00:50This can't possibly end well.

00:00:58Get out of our way, loser.

00:01:19What'd you do that for?

00:01:20This is where we walk new meat.

00:01:23You got a lot to learn about this school.

00:01:25Look at those clothes.

00:01:27Disgusto barfo.

00:01:29You have abhorrent manners.

00:01:31Aw, are you going to cry like a little baby?

00:01:37Oops.

00:01:38I'm going to cry like this.

00:01:44I'm sorry for you, enfantssh $675.

00:01:49Need to cry like this.

00:01:49I'm not going to cry like this, yes.

00:01:57The same thing is so-

00:01:59You got a fucking wolf.

00:01:59Yes.

00:02:00I'm going to cry like this.

00:02:01Oh, god.

00:02:02wait is that the heart of the ocean necklace please everybody knows that belongs to the

00:02:11heirs of the wintersby family audrey rose who by the way is my bestie that's worth

00:02:1710 million dollars that cheap piece of crap is probably worth less than 10

00:02:21oh my god what have you done

00:02:29there you go there you go girl don't worry just buy a new piece of crap with that money

00:02:37she's a bitch yeah you look like you need a hand

00:02:45you look like you need a hand thanks

00:02:50you're the new girl i'm rose pleased to meet you gabby i'm your welcome guide

00:02:58i'm supposed to show you the ropes how wonderful

00:03:01okay quick rundown of the ecosystem should i be taking notes only if you want to survive

00:03:09okay here we have our the skaters

00:03:13the jocks

00:03:17and the nerds i'm the nerd and we are pretty cool by the way

00:03:24and the queen bees i would steer clear of them especially sloan she stings

00:03:32oh i wouldn't dare

00:03:42i wouldn't dare sloan has dug her claws into him beep

00:03:52i wasn't oh that's chasing greg the most popular guy in school

00:03:59they've been you know dating and breaking up and getting back together it's like a sexual ping pong match

00:04:06oh you should join the academic decathlon the winner gets scholarships

00:04:33which is the only way i could go to college

00:04:36needless to say i'm not a part of the rich gets clique

00:04:39oh and that's eric

00:04:44he's a skater and i'm so crushing on him

00:04:49hey gabby

00:04:53yo

00:04:53that's eric

00:04:56i was just telling her about the academic decathlon

00:05:00oh yeah you in

00:05:01yeah sure

00:05:02sweet

00:05:03man i'm in

00:05:04awesome

00:05:05got a boat

00:05:06later babes

00:05:08oh my god oh my god he's just calling me

00:05:10shh

00:05:10i think he likes you

00:05:13okay now for the important stuff

00:05:15stay away from the stroganoff at lunch

00:05:18and stay away from the underside of the desk

00:05:20if you want to avoid old gum and stay away from mr spadaro

00:05:23he gets handsy

00:05:25hey watch out

00:05:26oh my god

00:05:33he's having fecal

00:05:34i'm so sorry

00:05:35it's fine it's just a little blood

00:05:38hang on

00:05:38oh thanks

00:05:44your jacket smells good

00:05:49are you the new girl

00:05:55yeah

00:05:56i'm chasen

00:06:00rose

00:06:03nice to meet you

00:06:06come on chasen

00:06:10homeroom's starting

00:06:11stay away from this trash

00:06:14might catch something

00:06:15oh look at the secondhand clothes

00:06:18let's go

00:06:20chasen come on

00:06:22i'll wash your jacket

00:06:24oh my god

00:06:27your jacket smells good

00:06:29i'll wash your jacket

00:06:30yep

00:06:31kind of lame

00:06:32clearly i don't have a lot of experience with boys

00:06:36come on

00:06:38let's go

00:06:39Audrey rose wintersby

00:06:51ladies and gentlemen

00:06:54i'd like you to meet our new student

00:06:56rose smith

00:06:57now she's been homeschooled

00:06:59and this is her first foray into public school

00:07:02pleased to make your acquaintances

00:07:04i trust that you'll all welcome rose

00:07:07and that you'll answer any questions that she has

00:07:09how would you like to be addressed

00:07:12is it just rose

00:07:13yes

00:07:14rose will suffice

00:07:15how about secondhand rose

00:07:17that's enough

00:07:20grab brackets

00:07:22ow ow

00:07:28oh my god

00:07:28ow ow there's something in my eye

00:07:30what is it

00:07:31something's in my eye

00:07:32i need my contact solution or something

00:07:33rose can you go get it for me

00:07:35yeah

00:07:35where is it

00:07:36ah it's in my locker

00:07:37go get it

00:07:37over there

00:07:37go

00:07:38go

00:07:38oh my god

00:07:50hey

00:07:50what are you doing in the boys locker room

00:07:57i thought that um

00:07:59that'll show the bitch

00:08:11rose

00:08:19rose

00:08:20where are you

00:08:24are you showering with a boy

00:08:28rose

00:08:31come on

00:08:36what are you doing in the boys locker room

00:08:38chasen

00:08:39is that you

00:08:40are you in there with rose

00:08:41don't lie to me

00:08:43i saw her come in here

00:08:44what do i do

00:08:45okay

00:08:56how is she not here

00:09:00i gotta get out of here before i get caught

00:09:02i'm so sorry

00:09:29excuse you much

00:09:39why are you wet

00:09:44how's your eye

00:09:52miraculously better

00:09:53what exactly is going on here

00:10:10nothing

00:10:15absolutely nothing

00:10:17but

00:10:18i think

00:10:19someone switched the locker room signs

00:10:21hmm

00:10:22listen up secondhand rose

00:10:26chasen

00:10:27off limits

00:10:28understand

00:10:29unless you want high school to be a living nightmare

00:10:33i'm not even ready for boys yet so

00:10:36you know what

00:10:38a little makeup

00:10:40better clothes

00:10:42and maybe a brush through your hair

00:10:44you could almost pass as one of us

00:10:47that's it

00:10:49you are my new project

00:10:51tomorrow

00:10:52my house

00:10:53makeover

00:10:53okay

00:10:56you know what they say right

00:11:02keep your friends close

00:11:04and your competition closer

00:11:06can't we

00:11:12re-signed up for the academic decathlon

00:11:14it's gonna be so fun

00:11:15well it's

00:11:17more than fun

00:11:18i have to win that scholarship to go to college

00:11:20you don't have money

00:11:21we'll win

00:11:22i promise

00:11:24we'll win

00:11:24plus

00:11:26i'll get to hang out with eric

00:11:27you're crazy

00:11:29rose

00:11:31what are you doing

00:11:32we're signing up

00:11:34for the academic decathlon

00:11:36oh

00:11:37okay

00:11:39well first of all

00:11:40you can't hang out with gabby

00:11:41gabby's a nerd

00:11:42and queen bees don't associate with nerds

00:11:44secondly

00:11:45the academic decathlon

00:11:47is for geeks and losers

00:11:48cheerleading tryouts are next week

00:11:50be there

00:11:52it's okay

00:12:01being a queen bee is

00:12:04important

00:12:05and it

00:12:05is your chance to be popular

00:12:07it's not important to me

00:12:09i mean you're not

00:12:11that smart anyways

00:12:12so

00:12:12what are you talking about

00:12:15i have a 4.0

00:12:17and a 1500 SAT score

00:12:19just go

00:12:20you're not gonna fit in anyway

00:12:22fine

00:12:24whatever

00:12:26wow

00:12:34you're fitting in fast

00:12:36that uniform looks a lot better on you than i expected

00:12:40thank you

00:12:42she means that as a compliment

00:12:43probably

00:12:44yeah

00:12:45definitely

00:12:46you know

00:12:48it's not everyday someone can go from background to center

00:12:50stage overnight

00:12:51guess i'm a fast learner

00:12:53wow

00:12:55so modest

00:12:56love set

00:12:57hey

00:12:59good form out there

00:13:01thanks

00:13:01not too bad for someone who

00:13:03almost knocked out a freshman with my pom pom

00:13:06huh

00:13:06i would have paid to see that

00:13:08oh my god

00:13:11ow

00:13:12i think i pulled something

00:13:13you okay

00:13:14no

00:13:15oh god

00:13:17jason

00:13:19i think i need a heroic exit

00:13:21you're not serious

00:13:23i am

00:13:24if i fall and shatter my kneecap it's your fault

00:13:27don't worry

00:13:36i'll bring him back

00:13:37later

00:13:39later

00:13:40yeah

00:13:40i'll see you

00:13:41she's being nice

00:13:43that's never a good time

00:13:45oh my god

00:13:49ew

00:13:49look at these losers

00:13:50my bestie

00:13:51audrey rose wintersby

00:13:52doesn't have to go to school

00:13:53private tutors

00:13:54well maybe she wants to go to regular high school and be a regular teen

00:13:59um no

00:14:00she can't stand these plebeians

00:14:02she told me so herself

00:14:02wow

00:14:04you know

00:14:06for fun

00:14:07sometimes the girls and i

00:14:09we start gossip chains to keep the plebes in their place

00:14:11gossip chains

00:14:12watch this

00:14:13now watch what happens

00:14:26ew

00:14:29hey eric

00:14:36just leave me alone gabby

00:14:41why don't you go hang out with your rich little friend

00:14:43what

00:14:44audrey rose wintersby

00:14:46you really thought i wouldn't find out

00:15:00gabby

00:15:01you okay

00:15:04do you care

00:15:05of course i do

00:15:06you lied to me

00:15:09what

00:15:10you're audrey

00:15:12freaking

00:15:13wintersby

00:15:14you're what

00:15:15you let me sit there and open up to you like we were equals

00:15:19like you're not some

00:15:20big legacy with a

00:15:21tennis court and a

00:15:23driver and a

00:15:23whole estate

00:15:24who told you

00:15:25doesn't matter

00:15:27coach is looking for you

00:15:28yeah i'm coming

00:15:29gabby

00:15:32i'm so sorry

00:15:33i just wanted

00:15:34and the gossip

00:15:35everyone thinks i hooked up with eric

00:15:38they're calling me

00:15:39take a thought

00:15:40okay i didn't start that

00:15:45but i also didn't stop it and i hate myself for that

00:15:48let me make it up to you

00:15:53i don't know

00:15:54i don't know

00:15:55how

00:15:56give me one chance

00:15:58this saturday

00:16:00i'm studying for the decathlon

00:16:02skip it

00:16:03i want to show you something no one gets to see

00:16:06no tricks

00:16:08just the truth

00:16:09if you're lying i swear to god

00:16:14i swear to god

00:16:15i am so not dressed for whatever tax bracket this is

00:16:34relax it's just where i live

00:16:37it's not who i am

00:16:38you say that but i just pass a tennis quote with your name on it

00:16:41and you have a butler

00:16:44yeah okay technically my parents do but

00:16:47yeah norman likes me better so

00:16:49come on

00:16:55why would you ever go to haiton high i was lonely and i wanted to make friends and i wanted a boyfriend

00:16:59Why would you ever go to Hayton High?

00:17:15I was lonely, and I wanted to make friends, and I wanted a boyfriend.

00:17:24I would trade places with you every day.

00:17:27It's not all that.

00:17:30Plus, no amount of money can protect you from people like Sloan.

00:17:35So what are you going to do?

00:17:38I'm going to take her down.

00:17:41How?

00:17:42Do you want to know another secret?

00:17:43I'm actually really good at tennis.

00:17:47No way.

00:17:48No way.

00:17:49I could teach you.

00:17:51Girls Day and a vendetta.

00:17:54And that's rich.

00:17:55She did that on purpose.

00:18:25She looked me dead in the eye, and bam!

00:18:27I barely know how to hold a racket.

00:18:29You can ask Abby.

00:18:31I missed, like, five in a row.

00:18:33She looked me dead in the eyes.

00:18:35It's called eye contact, Sloan.

00:18:38It's a basic social skill.

00:18:40She smiled when she hit me!

00:18:42I smile a lot.

00:18:44It's polite.

00:18:45Enough.

00:18:47This isn't court TV.

00:18:49Miss Smith, do you really expect me to believe that you're just an uncoordinated student who

00:18:56accidentally hit another girl in the face with a tennis ball?

00:19:02You should definitely believe that.

00:19:05I'm tragically unathletic.

00:19:08Liar.

00:19:09You're wearing, like, three different brands of lipstick, and I'm the criminal?

00:19:13Fine.

00:19:13Listen here, Rose Smith.

00:19:18Consider this your strike one.

00:19:21Three strikes, and you're out.

00:19:23Audrey Rose Wintersby?

00:19:36Audrey Rose Wintersby?

00:19:39What did you say?

00:19:41Found this on the ground.

00:19:43Oh, I've been looking for this.

00:19:45Eric, please, I'm just trying to live a normal life.

00:19:51Please don't.

00:19:52Yeah, no, your secret's safe with me.

00:19:55Just like best friends.

00:19:59Um, okay.

00:20:01I think you swear.

00:20:05Uh, okay.

00:20:06I think you swear.

00:20:08So, want to sit together at lunch?

00:20:12I already made plans to sit with Gab.

00:20:15Eric, she didn't say those things about you.

00:20:20That was just Sloane doing a gossip chain.

00:20:22Right.

00:20:23Now, figures.

00:20:26Pinky swear.

00:20:29Awesome.

00:20:31Awesome.

00:20:37But the point being,

00:20:39Eric knows you didn't say anything,

00:20:41and that it was all Sloane's gossip chain.

00:20:43Oh, my God.

00:20:45I'm so relieved.

00:20:50So, you and Eric are hanging out now?

00:20:53Just friends.

00:20:56Promise.

00:20:57What the fuck is your problem?

00:21:00What are you talking about?

00:21:02Why are you being such a bitch?

00:21:05Look who's talking.

00:21:07You tormented Gabby.

00:21:09You torment everyone.

00:21:10Actually, you are the massive bitch.

00:21:13Okay, since when do you care about geeks and losers?

00:21:15Since forever.

00:21:16I have no idea what I was thinking hanging out with you.

00:21:21Oh, please.

00:21:22You loved it.

00:21:23You loved every second of it.

00:21:25I tolerated it.

00:21:26I tolerated it.

00:21:27Because I thought there might be something decent under all that designer knockoff and ego.

00:21:31Oh, honey.

00:21:32Your halo?

00:21:33It's slipping.

00:21:34And yours was always fake.

00:21:37Oh, honey.

00:21:45Your halo?

00:21:45It's slipping.

00:21:46And yours was always fake.

00:21:50You have a complete lack of compassion for everyone around you.

00:21:54And, by the way, your taste is abhorrent.

00:21:58Okay, I don't know what that means, but it better mean awesome.

00:22:02It means it sucks, says the homeless white trash girl who dresses like a bum.

00:22:08Says the low-class loser with the manners of a goat.

00:22:11Okay, well, you think you're better than me because you have some pity followers and Jason said hi to you?

00:22:16I've always been better than you.

00:22:17I was just too polite to say it.

00:22:24This is war, Rose Smith.

00:22:32Bring it on.

00:22:42You bitch!

00:22:54Hey.

00:23:13Hey.

00:23:14I need to ask you something.

00:23:17It's kind of important.

00:23:19No, it's really, it's actually kind of lame.

00:23:22What's up?

00:23:24I was hoping maybe you could coach me in tennis.

00:23:30After hitting Sloan in the face, I could really use the help.

00:23:33I can, yeah, definitely coach you.

00:23:36Cool.

00:23:37After school?

00:23:40After school.

00:23:42It's a date.

00:23:43I can't do it.

00:24:03I can't do it.

00:24:03You should join the tennis team.

00:24:27You know.

00:24:28I think that's an excellent idea.

00:24:35Hey.

00:24:35You bitch.

00:24:38You won't get away with this.

00:24:53Bitch, he won't get away with this.

00:25:08Whoops, looks like laundry day came early.

00:25:23What the hell?

00:25:33No, no, no, no, no, no. You've got to be kidding me.

00:25:53Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

00:26:21What are you doing?

00:26:22Rose Smith.

00:26:24Why are you half-dressed during a fire drill?

00:26:26Someone took my clothes.

00:26:28Strike two.

00:26:29Now, go get dressed.

00:26:39Checkmate.

00:26:45Here, take this.

00:26:47It'll be a bit big on you, but at least you don't have to wear a towel.

00:26:50I owe you one.

00:26:55How again?

00:26:56Yeah, what can I say? I'm reliable.

00:26:57I'm reliable.

00:27:07Eric.

00:27:09Huh?

00:27:10I don't even know what that means.

00:27:11He likes you.

00:27:12He doesn't even know me.

00:27:14Some people notice more than they let on.

00:27:19Maybe.

00:27:21I'll be right back.

00:27:22But it's okay.

00:27:23You know what?

00:27:25Why, Lord? What happened to you?

00:27:26I'll explain in the car.

00:27:28Long day.

00:27:30So they're okay?

00:27:31Oh my god. There's no way that's her dad. Gross older guy, even better. This is gonna ruin her.

00:27:39Ew.

00:27:51Settle down, settle down everybody.

00:27:54People, this is the first away game of the season. Remember, you're representing the school.

00:28:01Mind if I sit here?

00:28:14Uh, I'm actually saving it for someone.

00:28:17Hey, Rose. Saved you a seat.

00:28:30Okay.

00:28:31No you don't.

00:28:32Okay.

00:28:33No you don't.

00:28:34Jason.

00:28:35What'd you say, man?

00:28:37Sorry, Eric. On the way back?

00:28:38Yeah.

00:28:39Okay.

00:28:40Sure.

00:28:41Boopie. I'm gonna sit right here. On my man's lap.

00:28:56Sloan, seriously? There's no room.

00:28:57Everyone! I have an announcement to make. I'm having a party Saturday. And Audrey Rose Wintersby's

00:29:11gonna be there. Better show up.

00:29:26So you're gonna go?

00:29:37I don't think I'd be welcome.

00:29:39Why not? I'll be going.

00:29:41Well, you can. I'll go.

00:29:42Listen. You want Chase? And I want Rose. So...

00:29:56Well, looks like we have something in common.

00:29:59Exactly. I got a plan.

00:30:15All right. Here we go.

00:30:18This was a mistake. I don't belong here.

00:30:20Yes, yes you do. You're with me.

00:30:22That's my point. See, Eric is here. I don't think I can take more rejection.

00:30:27Oh. Come here.

00:30:30This could be a turning point. Just stick with me. Okay?

00:30:40Okay. Ready?

00:30:41Oh, yes.

00:30:45Oh, look. Rose decided to bring her emotional support charity case.

00:30:50I promise.

00:30:51Okay.

00:30:53Hi.

00:30:54Hi.

00:30:56No, thank you. I don't drink.

00:30:59Of course you don't.

00:31:01So, you virgins ever been to a real party before?

00:31:07Oh, my God. You are virgins.

00:31:10Shut up, son. Stop being a jerk.

00:31:13Okay. How about a little game of truth or dare?

00:31:16Yeah. Truth or dare.

00:31:18Oh, Gabby to Eric. Truth or dare?

00:31:19Um, Eric, truth or dare?

00:31:20Truth.

00:31:21Oh, my God. Come on, Gabby. We don't have all night.

00:31:25What's your favorite color?

00:31:26Uh, okay.

00:31:27What kind of question is that?

00:31:28Blue?

00:31:29Virgin.

00:31:30Sloan.

00:31:31What?

00:31:32Okay.

00:31:33Ooh.

00:31:34Ooh.

00:31:35Ooh.

00:31:36Ooh.

00:31:37Ooh.

00:31:38Ooh.

00:31:39Ooh.

00:31:40Ooh.

00:31:41Ooh.

00:31:42Ooh.

00:31:43Ooh.

00:31:44Ooh.

00:31:45Ooh.

00:31:46Ooh.

00:31:47Ooh.

00:31:48Ooh.

00:31:49Ooh.

00:31:50Ooh.

00:31:51Ooh.

00:31:52Ooh.

00:31:53Ooh.

00:31:54Ooh.

00:31:55Ooh.

00:31:56Eric to Rose.

00:31:57Okay.

00:31:58Rose.

00:31:59Truth or dare?

00:32:00Dare.

00:32:01You gotta give me a kiss.

00:32:04Wait.

00:32:05What?

00:32:06Come on, Rose.

00:32:07Rose.

00:32:08Rose.

00:32:09Rose.

00:32:10Rose.

00:32:11Rose.

00:32:12Rose.

00:32:13Rose.

00:32:14Rose.

00:32:15Rose.

00:32:16Rose.

00:32:17Rose.

00:32:18Rose.

00:32:24What the hell?

00:32:25Hey.

00:32:26Watch your little ass on me.

00:32:27Oh, yeah.

00:32:28What are you gonna do about it?

00:32:31No, Gabby.

00:32:32Wait.

00:32:33Let her go.

00:32:34She'll chase her.

00:32:35She's just gonna be more embarrassed.

00:32:37Okay.

00:32:38Chasen.

00:32:39You're up.

00:32:40Truth or dare?

00:32:41Dare.

00:32:42I dare you to ask the prettiest girl in the circle on a date for Saturday night.

00:32:47Rose.

00:32:48Rose.

00:32:49Will you go to dinner with me on Saturday?

00:32:50What?

00:32:51I'd love to.

00:32:52Ah.

00:32:53Oh.

00:32:54Oh.

00:32:55Oh.

00:32:56Oh.

00:32:57Oh.

00:32:58Oh.

00:32:59Oh.

00:33:00Oh.

00:33:01Oh.

00:33:02Oh.

00:33:03Oh.

00:33:04Oh.

00:33:05Oh.

00:33:06Oh.

00:33:07Oh.

00:33:08Oh.

00:33:09Oh.

00:33:10Oh.

00:33:11Oh.

00:33:12Oh.

00:33:13Oh.

00:33:14Oh.

00:33:15Oh.

00:33:16Oh.

00:33:17Oh.

00:33:18Oh.

00:33:19Oh.

00:33:20Oh.

00:33:21Oh.

00:33:22Oh.

00:33:23Oh.

00:33:24Oh.

00:33:24Aww.

00:33:25I'm so sorry.

00:33:26Did I ruin your dime store blouse?

00:33:28Oh.

00:33:29Oh my.

00:33:30Oh, oh my God.

00:33:31Why don't you go to the bathroom.

00:33:40Shit.

00:33:41Oh.

00:33:42Oh.

00:33:43I'm sorry.

00:33:44I forgot.

00:33:45um

00:33:47Hi

00:33:49Hi

00:34:09So beautiful

00:34:15What the

00:34:23What the

00:34:27What the

00:34:29Oh

00:34:31Oh

00:34:33Oh

00:34:35Oh

00:34:37Oh

00:34:39Oh

00:34:41Oh

00:34:43Oh

00:34:45Oh

00:34:47Oh

00:34:49Oh

00:34:51Oh

00:34:53Oh

00:34:55Oh

00:34:57Wait

00:34:59What

00:35:01Rose has an old sugar daddy

00:35:03Gross

00:35:05It's true

00:35:07I've seen you together

00:35:09He's old and gross and sleeps over at his house

00:35:11I have photos

00:35:15He's not her sugar daddy

00:35:17But

00:35:19There is an even bigger secret

00:35:25I know exactly who that man is

00:35:27Harry

00:35:29I

00:35:35Know who that man is

00:35:39He's her dad

00:35:41Come on you guys stop being so dramatic

00:35:43Remember Rose?

00:35:45You invited me over to your place for the barbecue

00:35:47Yeah, that was a really fun day

00:35:49Yeah

00:35:51Oh my god shut up they're lying

00:35:55Eric

00:35:57Hey

00:35:59I just want to say thank you for

00:36:01Saving my butt back there

00:36:03Oh you got a nice butt

00:36:05Eric we're just friends

00:36:07Let's be more than friends

00:36:09Please don't make this harder

00:36:11I wonder if I wanna make it harder

00:36:13Hey stop! Stop!

00:36:15Oh shit

00:36:21What are you laughing at loser?

00:36:23Where's Audrey Rose Wintersby huh?

00:36:25Wasn't she supposed to come?

00:36:26Shut up

00:36:27She just called me and had an emergency

00:36:29Liar you don't even know her

00:36:31Yeah I do asshole

00:36:33No

00:36:35She doesn't know Audrey Rose Wintersby

00:36:37Because she is Audrey Rose Wintersby

00:36:45Oh my god! Okay I've heard everything at this point

00:36:59Her?

00:37:01I can't do this anymore.

00:37:13Everyone is so evil.

00:37:14They're horrible.

00:37:16Unlike you.

00:37:19Are you still up for Saturday night?

00:37:23No, forget it.

00:37:25Forget everything.

00:37:27You don't want to be seen with me.

00:37:29I know Eric was just joking.

00:37:31He's an asshole.

00:37:33But you don't have to feel bad for what that asshole did.

00:37:36Yeah.

00:37:37Yeah.

00:37:38He was just kidding.

00:37:40Obviously I'm not Audrey Rose Wintersby.

00:37:44Audrey Rose Wintersby wishes.

00:37:49Come on, just say yes.

00:37:54Okay.

00:37:56Okay.

00:38:01Where I was early for my first real date.

00:38:09Hello?

00:38:10This is Rachel from Shea Belle V.

00:38:12Unfortunately, we're overbooked tonight.

00:38:14But Mr. Gray has called me to tell you that your new reservation has been moved to our sister restaurant, Shea Maurice.

00:38:217 p.m.

00:38:22Oh, okay.

00:38:25Thanks.

00:38:37Understand the assignment?

00:38:42Good.

00:38:42How?

00:39:01Jason, I was just walking by outside

00:39:12and saw you sitting all by yourself.

00:39:20I've been stood up.

00:39:21Hey, Rose.

00:39:23Small world, what are you doing here?

00:39:25Uh, I was supposed to have a date with Jason.

00:39:31No, that's weird, because I heard he was out with Sloan today.

00:39:41What?

00:39:42You mind if I sit?

00:39:44Sure, go ahead.

00:39:55I'm waiting for Rose to join me for dinner.

00:39:58She's a half hour late.

00:40:00Really?

00:40:02I was at Chez Maurice, and I saw her having dinner with Eric.

00:40:12What?

00:40:15I'm really sorry for what I did at Sloan's party.

00:40:19I was drunk, and I know that's not an excuse.

00:40:21I know.

00:40:23But, um, there's something I gotta tell you.

00:40:28What?

00:40:28I'm so sorry, Jason.

00:40:31But, but, um, I have dinner with you.

00:40:36Yeah, it's fine.

00:40:37Be my guest.

00:40:38It's Jason.

00:40:40He's been talking shit about you all over school.

00:40:44What's he saying?

00:40:45That you're a clueless virgin,

00:40:47and he'll be your first if it's the last thing he does.

00:40:50No.

00:40:50I'm gonna run in the bathroom.

00:40:55Go.

00:40:57Okay.

00:40:59I'm gonna run in the bathroom.

00:41:00I'm gonna run in the bathroom.

00:41:03I'm sorry.

00:41:20You okay?

00:41:21Yeah.

00:41:25What?

00:41:28Look, I'm really sorry, Rose.

00:41:33I've been so stupid.

00:41:38I'll never speak to him again.

00:41:40It's probably for the best.

00:41:41That guy's a pig.

00:41:43Yeah.

00:41:56It's time to bring my baby home.

00:41:58Can you give me a ride home?

00:42:00Yeah.

00:42:01Yeah, sure. Let's go.

00:42:22What is the last digit of the 7 to the 2000 of the 25th power?

00:42:26Hello?

00:42:31Hello?

00:42:33I don't care.

00:42:35Well, you will.

00:42:36And you're going to beat Sloan.

00:42:38And you're going to ace this.

00:42:39And...

00:42:41Oh, no.

00:42:42What now?

00:42:45Sloan posted this.

00:42:47Huh.

00:42:48Jason and Sloan?

00:42:49They were together last night.

00:42:52And they're going to prom together.

00:42:57But he said he liked me.

00:42:58He said he liked me.

00:43:13Hey, Virgin.

00:43:14Did you hear the news?

00:43:15Jason and I are fucking.

00:43:17And we're going to prom together.

00:43:19Hmm.

00:43:20That's a lie.

00:43:21Just more of your petty, cretinous gossip.

00:43:25Oh.

00:43:26Big word for the little virgin.

00:43:28Enough, Sloan.

00:43:29I'm done.

00:43:31Playing by your classless, moronic games.

00:43:36You're just a low-rent slut.

00:43:38Everyone knows it.

00:43:39And no one seems to care.

00:43:40And you're just jealous that Jason and I hooked up.

00:43:41Actually, I'm not jealous.

00:43:42Because I don't believe it.

00:43:43And even if it were true, I wouldn't want him.

00:43:44Because I wouldn't want anyone who's touched your dirty, skanky mouth.

00:43:45You take that back.

00:43:46Or what?

00:43:47You take that back.

00:43:48Or what?

00:44:05You take that back.

00:44:08Or what?

00:44:10You take that back.

00:44:12Or what?

00:44:13Bitch, fight, bitch, fight, bitch, fight, bitch, fight, bitch, fight, bitch, fight, bitch, fight, bitch, fight

00:44:22Girls! Girls, what's going on here?

00:44:28Ow, ow, ow, my butt, oh my god, I think she broke my butt

00:44:31Bros, this school has a zero tolerance policy when it comes to violence

00:44:39Third strike, you're out, expelled

00:44:43Now go get your things

00:44:46But, I didn't touch her, I didn't touch you

00:44:50I said go

00:44:51You heard the man go

00:44:55And expelled

00:45:13Academy Decathlon

00:45:14We're gonna be disqualified

00:45:18I'm so, so sorry

00:45:20You stupid, idiotic, stupid bitch

00:45:32What? You heard me? You were jealous of no's and because of that I'm not gonna go to college

00:45:39Oh, honey, you were never going to college

00:45:41You're too stupid

00:45:42This has a girl whose body count is higher than her IQ

00:45:46Shut up, you pathetic prude

00:45:49Shut up, you pathetic prude

00:45:53You Gabby could be such a hot little chili pepper

00:46:05Gabby, wait

00:46:11I'm so, so sorry

00:46:16A lot of good that does us now

00:46:18We're disqualified, Rose

00:46:20You got yourself kicked off the team and now we've lost

00:46:24But I tried

00:46:25No, I don't get a scholarship

00:46:27I don't get to go to college

00:46:29I don't get to go to college

00:46:30And it's all because of you

00:46:32You

00:46:34And your drama

00:46:36Like, why couldn't you just be a normal person?

00:46:39That was so hot

00:46:50That was so hot

00:47:09You

00:47:10This is silly

00:47:14You

00:47:16And the

00:47:18You

00:47:20You

00:47:22Her

00:47:23She

00:47:24Her

00:47:28Her

00:47:33Her

00:47:35Her

00:47:36Her

00:47:37Don태

00:47:38Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.

00:47:57Hello, Audrey Rose Wintersby.

00:48:00How did you find out?

00:48:02Eric told me.

00:48:03Tell me.

00:48:05Tell me!

00:48:08She finally decided to be a decent person.

00:48:13Why didn't you tell me?

00:48:15I was going to.

00:48:17But then the whole date thing happened.

00:48:20And you and Sloane happened.

00:48:23And then you weren't speaking to me.

00:48:25Actually, no one is speaking to me.

00:48:31I sleep with Sloane.

00:48:33She drugged me.

00:48:34And the date thing was a setup.

00:48:37Eric told me it was some scheme that Sloane had.

00:48:42They set me up, too.

00:48:44I'm sorry.

00:48:44Why didn't you tell me?

00:48:57Why don't you want anyone to know who you are?

00:49:00I just wanted the chance to feel like a normal teen.

00:49:04And I wanted you to like me for me and not because of what I am.

00:49:14Rose, I'm crazy about you.

00:49:18I'm crazy about you, too.

00:49:24You're so beautiful.

00:49:25I just wanted to know who you are.

00:49:41I'm crazy about you.

00:49:42I love you.

00:49:43Why are you wet?

00:50:01It doesn't matter.

00:50:05I have no idea.

00:50:08What?

00:50:09Let's do something that normal teens do.

00:50:13You're not going to kill me at all.

00:50:29Okay, I give up.

00:50:31You should give up.

00:50:33I haven't played video games since I was a kid.

00:50:36You did pretty well for someone who threw a grenade at yourself.

00:50:38Is this what normal teens do?

00:50:45Yeah, pretty much.

00:50:49And hang out with their butlers.

00:50:53Okay.

00:50:53You're different when you're like this.

00:51:20Like what?

00:51:23Yourself.

00:51:29I never knew dates could feel this special.

00:51:33Who did I?

00:51:37I don't want it to end.

00:51:42It doesn't have to.

00:51:44I'm a virgin.

00:52:01I'm a virgin.

00:52:11I love you, Rose.

00:52:26I love you, too.

00:52:27I love you, too.

00:52:28I love you, too.

00:52:29I love you, too.

00:52:30I love you, too.

00:52:32I love you, too.

00:52:33I love you, too.

00:52:34I love you, too.

00:52:35I love you, too.

00:52:36I love you, too.

00:52:37I love you, too.

00:52:38I love you, too.

00:52:39I love you, too.

00:52:40I love you, too.

00:52:41I love you, too.

00:52:42I love you, too.

00:52:43I love you, too.

00:52:44I love you, too.

00:52:45I love you, too.

00:52:46I love you, too.

00:52:47I love you, too.

00:52:48I worked up an aftertide.

00:53:18So how was it?

00:53:21It was amazing.

00:53:25Hey, do I look different?

00:53:29No, you look beautiful.

00:53:39Now I have something important to ask you.

00:53:42Uh oh.

00:53:43What?

00:53:48Will you go to the prom with me?

00:53:55Will you go to the prom with me?

00:53:59Jason, I can't.

00:54:03I was expelled.

00:54:10Fuck.

00:54:11Yeah.

00:54:12And I agreed to attend the opera that night.

00:54:16Thank you so much for being a regular teen.

00:54:31Hey Jason.

00:54:32Hey.

00:54:33How's Rose?

00:54:35Bummed.

00:54:36I feel awful.

00:54:38I was so mean to her yesterday.

00:54:42Yeah.

00:54:43You thinking of doing something about it?

00:54:46Well, maybe.

00:54:50Might not be a bad idea.

00:55:05I should be going to prom tonight, Norman.

00:55:11Yes, indeed.

00:55:12I am aware.

00:55:13But I'm sure we're going to have much more fun.

00:55:18Are we ready to leave?

00:55:21Hey Gabby.

00:55:22Rose.

00:55:23Get over here right away.

00:55:24Something's happened to Jason.

00:55:25Wait.

00:55:26What?

00:55:27What happened?

00:55:32Norman, we have to get to the school fast.

00:55:33Something happened to Jason.

00:55:34Quick, Jason.

00:55:35Okay.

00:55:45Jason.

00:55:46Where's Jason?

00:55:47Where's Jason?

00:55:48Where's Jason?

00:55:49She told you.

00:55:50She's so beautiful.

00:55:57People, everyone.

00:55:59I'd like to introduce you to the real Rose Smith.

00:56:03Audrey.

00:56:04Rose.

00:56:05Winnersby.

00:56:06Oh my God.

00:56:07Is she doing here?

00:56:08That's really Osby-Rose.

00:56:12Give me that.

00:56:13Jason.

00:56:14Jason.

00:56:15Jason.

00:56:16Hang on.

00:56:17Hang on.

00:56:18She can't be here.

00:56:20She's expelled.

00:56:21Security.

00:56:24Security.

00:56:27Nope.

00:56:28Give it.

00:56:29Hang on, everyone.

00:56:30Gabby.

00:56:33No, everyone.

00:56:34Turn it off.

00:56:35Turn off the videos.

00:56:36You see, it was Sloan that was being violent that day.

00:56:38Not Rose.

00:56:39And Sloan drug chasing to make it look like they slept together.

00:56:41And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.

00:56:42You bitch.

00:56:43Security.

00:56:44Please escort Sloan to make it look like they slept together.

00:56:45And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.

00:56:46You bitch.

00:56:47Security.

00:56:48Security.

00:56:49Please escort Sloan to my office.

00:56:50No.

00:56:51No.

00:56:52Get off me.

00:56:53Do you not touch me.

00:56:54What the?

00:56:55No, everyone, turn it off!

00:56:57Turn off the videos!

00:56:58You see, it was Sloane that was being violent that day, not Rose.

00:57:02And Sloane drugged Chasen to make it look like they slept together.

00:57:06And she also stole Rose's clothes from the locker room.

00:57:09You bitch.

00:57:10Security!

00:57:12Please escort Sloane to my office.

00:57:14No.

00:57:14No, get off me!

00:57:15Do not touch me!

00:57:16Do you know how much I am warped?

00:57:18Chasen!

00:57:24Okay, it's time to crown this year's Prom King and Prom Queen.

00:57:33First, the Prom King is Chasen Grey.

00:57:45And now the moment you've all been waiting for.

00:57:48This year's Prom Queen is...

00:57:54Audrey Rose Winterspear.

00:57:59Come on, get up there, Rose.

00:58:00Come on.

00:58:19Congratulations.

00:58:22Hi.

00:58:24I know how difficult your teenage years can be.

00:58:29No matter who you are.

00:58:31Between school, family, social media, or gossip, bullies, and mean girls.

00:58:39This time can be exceptionally painful.

00:58:42But for all the lows, there are some amazing highs.

00:58:49Friends, laughter, basketball games, and hot fudge sundaes.

00:58:53I mean, let's face it.

00:58:55High school can be the best time of our lives.

00:58:58But remember to stay true to yourself and be proud of who you are.

00:59:07Because every single one of you is special.

00:59:09And now, I'd like to invite Gabby McDuff to the stage.

00:59:15Wait, what?

00:59:17I'd like to introduce you all to a true Prom Queen.

00:59:26She's smart and funny and charitable and loyal.

00:59:31Nobody would make a better Prom Queen than Gabby McDuff.

00:59:35Hey.

00:59:36Hot fudge sundaes.

00:59:38Oh.

00:59:39Wow.

00:59:40Wow.

00:59:57Wow.

00:59:58Hey.

01:00:00You want to dance?

01:00:02Wanna dance?

01:00:06Get lost, asshole.

01:00:12Everyone?

01:00:14All right, all right. I know you want to get back to dancing.

01:00:18But let's take a moment to recognize academic excellence.

01:00:23We are proud to announce that Gabi has been awarded an academic scholarship.

01:00:31Gabi, all that hard work has paid off. Congratulations.

01:00:39Yes, girl.

01:00:52Yes, girl.

01:01:01And that's the story of how one simple little heiress got a regular happily ever after.

01:01:14Bye.

01:01:15Bye.

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