- 13/6/2025
Good Girls Gone Wild #Shortfilm
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00:00:29Oh, bad.
00:00:35Hello?
00:00:36Cheryl, we have to talk about our birthday plans.
00:00:39I mean, it's only two days away, and we still haven't decided
00:00:41the perfect way to celebrate.
00:00:43So I was thinking maybe we could all take a trip, too.
00:00:47Me too.
00:00:48I meant to tell you before, but I wanted to be sure.
00:00:51I think I'm going to spend my birthday with Jake.
00:00:54I'm going to lose my virginity to him.
00:00:57You know, I want to surprise him.
00:00:58What?
00:00:59But you can't.
00:01:01I mean, I thought we were going to wait until marriage.
00:01:04Besides, you can't do that to us.
00:01:05You can't break tradition that way.
00:01:09This is bad.
00:01:10You know, I'm going to tell Lexi.
00:01:12She's going to be very unhappy about this.
00:01:21Come on, Lexi.
00:01:28So girls, what are we going to do for our birthday?
00:01:39Sue, we have plenty of time to figure something out.
00:01:43But this is the big 1-8.
00:01:45I mean, every year since her mom's met in the hospital, we've done something new and special.
00:01:49But this has to be newer and more special.
00:01:52So what's something we've never done before?
00:01:55Mushrooms?
00:01:56No, not like that.
00:01:57Like something nice.
00:01:59Like maybe a trip.
00:02:00Like a mushroom trip?
00:02:02No.
00:02:04Sorry, Sue.
00:02:06I have a date.
00:02:07So do I.
00:02:09Sorry, Sue.
00:02:10Don't worry, Sue.
00:02:11We'll figure it out.
00:02:24Oh, flowers.
00:02:25Are these from you?
00:02:26Yeah, sure.
00:02:27Here you go.
00:02:29No card, but I thought I saw one.
00:02:32I didn't know how to put my feelings into words.
00:02:35I guess, um, you still make me nervous.
00:02:40Oh, Jake.
00:02:45Maybe I should come in and hang out for a minute.
00:02:48Uh, no, Jake.
00:02:49Not yet.
00:02:50When we do it, I want it to be really special.
00:02:52The best night of my life.
00:02:54It will be.
00:02:55I promise.
00:02:56It'll always be amazing.
00:02:58With you and me.
00:02:59Together.
00:03:05Jake, no.
00:03:07I have to go.
00:03:08I have to work on my art project.
00:03:11You know, I thought art was going to be a really easy elective,
00:03:14but I guess I should have taken more math.
00:03:18Uh, so you're going to come to my birthday, okay?
00:03:21This Saturday?
00:03:22Of course.
00:03:26Thanks.
00:03:28Okay.
00:03:30Bye.
00:03:35Thanks.
00:03:40Oh, baby.
00:03:41You're so hot.
00:03:43I'm gonna do you so good.
00:03:44Oh, yeah, baby.
00:03:45Yeah.
00:03:46What was your name again?
00:03:47Rod, sex guy.
00:03:53Lexi is so upset, she's speechless.
00:03:57You're right, I bet.
00:03:59Cheryl's losing her virginity on Saturday oh no does not compute want to talk in person ASAP
00:04:14oh hi when did you get home so is it true yes it is it's just it's the right time and Jake's
00:04:28the right man I mean he's handsome and smart and wealthy and he has a really bright future ahead
00:04:36of him so I just think it's the right time Lexi tell her losing our virginity is one of those
00:04:42milestones we should all face together on our birthday yes but not on this birthday like maybe
00:04:47on our 23rd birthday or maybe even like our 29 eight maybe listen guys and I know it's tradition
00:04:57but I'm sorry I know it's tradition but I'm sorry
00:05:04but Cheryl Sue is right we do always do something special on our birthday
00:05:14does Jake really have such a tiny little needle dip it's not Jake it's the male ideal
00:05:22like a Greek god or Sue's dad right oh yeah I guess you're right Nina kind of sucks I'm not
00:05:32really an artist girls can you just stop changing the subject point is we should all lose our virginities
00:05:38together on the same day and I'm just not ready yet I'm waiting for a sign and then I'll know it's
00:05:44right look I can go either way I mean I'm fine with just 69 79 anal I don't feel any rush to
00:05:52actually do the deed besides I know it'll never live up to my rabbit anyway but if you want to do it this
00:05:59year then maybe we all should you know it could be like our big 18th birthday thing
00:06:06where are you going at 6 30 in the morning to church to pray for you want to be first in line
00:06:15I'm getting this is yeah me too
00:06:19forgive me father for I have sinned it's been four days since my last confession I accused myself of the
00:06:33following sins okay so I'm really embarrassed to talk about this but it's about sex
00:06:42I mean not me I've I've never gone past second base with the guy I've never even seen a guy's
00:06:51well there's that one time I took the pants off my Ken doll but I was dressing him up as Jesus and
00:06:57I wanted to see his thing but there was nothing there
00:07:00okay so it's about my friends my best friends they're gonna do something really bad this weekend
00:07:09okay third base what no like sex like intercourse with boys they barely even know I mean they really
00:07:19need us intervention if you know what I mean all the way go all the way
00:07:24you're a bad bad person what
00:07:37yes yes run run all right damn it
00:07:49you fucking Yankees sorry
00:07:55Sue it is 1 p.m. what do you have a little consideration I'm trying to sleep
00:08:22can you guys please keep it down I have an announcement to make I want to do it
00:08:29do you hear me I want to do it this weekend on our birthday do what
00:08:38it screw screw screwing boning making beasts with two backs you know shagging fucking
00:08:46you do but what about all your religious stuff and what about your sign from heaven oh I got a sign
00:08:56at church really well okay great we're all in them so we'll have a big pool party and we'll do it
00:09:06there right there right right I'll start making the shopping list
00:09:12hey Frank hi Sue guys we didn't invite Frank to the party I don't know do you think he'd even have fun
00:09:28yeah he's blind blind people can do everything regular people can do
00:09:33wait wait bye
00:09:37hey um I was wondering we're throwing this party tomorrow night it's for our birthday do you want to come
00:09:46do you think he can see up my short
00:09:47well my house looks done tomorrow's the big day we finally turn 18 and finally lose our virginity
00:10:07well we better get our baby sleep because the party starts tomorrow at 2
00:10:11so okay we know who Cheryl's gonna do it with Jake and I'll probably do that guy Rod but Sue who are you gonna pick to pop your chair
00:10:19it's easy I've known for the past six years ever since catechism
00:10:23what the fuck is catechism I think it's a baby panda wrapped in peanut butter
00:10:29my soulmate
00:10:39Chris
00:10:42Sue you um might want to think about picking a backup
00:10:47I mean what no Chris is perfect he played Jesus in Jesus Christ Superstar last year at camp
00:10:53plus his name's Chris it's a sign
00:10:55Sue the only sign is that Chris has a major case of gay face
00:11:00what he does not anyway there's no such thing as gay face
00:11:04he looks just like Justin Bieber with a little bit of Zac Efron and just a hint of Ryan Seacrest
00:11:10who the fuck's Ryan Seacrest
00:11:12look Chris is my soulmate
00:11:14okay well sweet dreams
00:11:17sweet dreams see you in the morning
00:11:20I knew it would happen someday I just didn't expect it to happen so soon
00:11:31you're so
00:12:00so perfect
00:12:02so perfect
00:12:07I knew that's what I look like
00:12:35too bad no one could ever compare to you
00:12:55tomorrow's the rest of the day
00:13:09tomorrow's the rest of the day
00:13:09tomorrow's the rest of the day
00:13:13tomorrow's the rest of the day
00:13:15tomorrow's the rest of the day
00:13:17tomorrow's the rest of the day
00:13:19tomorrow's the rest of the day
00:13:21tomorrow's the rest of the day
00:13:23Oh, my gosh.
00:13:31They're coming.
00:13:33Lexi, Cheryl, hurry.
00:13:38Ew, why?
00:13:40It's for Jake to unwrap me.
00:13:41It's going to be really sexy.
00:13:43I'm going to stop it.
00:13:44You're going to die of asphyxiation.
00:13:46He's going to be really sexy.
00:13:48It's stupid.
00:13:49Just screw him.
00:13:50That's what he wants.
00:13:51That's what all guys want.
00:13:52Who hurt you as a child?
00:13:54Oh, Christ.
00:13:55I'm going to have your mouth, too.
00:13:57Anyway, what guys want is someone who's sexy,
00:14:00not someone they can just have sex with.
00:14:02You're an idiot.
00:14:03A very smooth, plastic-wrapped idiot.
00:14:08Guys, seriously, come on, hurry up.
00:14:11Oh, what a cool bracelet.
00:14:16I love it.
00:14:18Um...
00:14:19You should put that down low, because it's like...
00:14:21It's very fragile.
00:14:22Yeah.
00:14:23Okay.
00:14:23Set it down.
00:14:25Hurry up.
00:14:28Those were your anal beads, right?
00:14:29Yeah.
00:14:30I thought so.
00:14:30Oh, we're going to have some fun.
00:14:55Oh, Attack of the Wet T-Shirts.
00:14:57Nice.
00:14:58Nice.
00:15:06Happy birthday, Lex.
00:15:10No, Joanna, we said no gifts.
00:15:13That is lip poison to pump your lips, but be careful it stings.
00:15:17And the other one is edible massage oil.
00:15:19Oh, how did you know?
00:15:21I'm going to use both of these tonight.
00:15:23I'm going to use both of these tonight.
00:15:29Poster, what's your cutie?
00:15:31Please don't touch my service time.
00:15:34All right, sorry.
00:15:35Are you okay now?
00:15:36Yeah, I'm fine.
00:15:37Okay.
00:15:37See you later.
00:15:41I can't believe you haven't heard of it.
00:15:43This is crazy.
00:15:43Jake, hi.
00:15:46Hey, Ben.
00:15:48Happy birthday.
00:15:50Oh, you didn't have to give me anything.
00:15:53What?
00:15:54You want a beer?
00:15:58No.
00:16:01Oh, hon.
00:16:03Come here.
00:16:06I have your present here.
00:16:08I'll give it to you later.
00:16:09The time's right.
00:16:10He didn't have to give me anything.
00:16:14And I have a present for you that I want you to wrap later.
00:16:19Hey, bro.
00:16:21We need you to settle this bed over here real quick.
00:16:23We'll bet.
00:16:28All right, this is my man right here.
00:16:30Hey.
00:16:30Hey.
00:16:31How you doing?
00:16:32Hi.
00:16:32Hi.
00:16:40Check it out.
00:16:44Dare me.
00:16:59Oh, dude, look at those.
00:17:02Are those real?
00:17:03Have you guys seen Cheryl?
00:17:04Hey.
00:17:05I do.
00:17:05Move.
00:17:06Come on.
00:17:06Lame.
00:17:07Oh, all right.
00:17:08OK.
00:17:09I'll see you guys later.
00:17:10Go do some push-ups or something.
00:17:11Aw, the moves.
00:17:1220 bucks says, by the end of the day, I will be motorboating those kitties.
00:17:16Yeah.
00:17:18They're fake anyways.
00:17:19Who cares?
00:17:21OK.
00:17:23Oopsie.
00:17:24Oh, dude, dude.
00:17:26I'm blind, you fucking asshole.
00:17:28Sue, no, it's your birthday.
00:17:33Here, let me.
00:17:34Joanna, no.
00:17:34Just go enjoy the birdie.
00:17:36It's not.
00:17:38Open.
00:17:41Hey.
00:17:42Do my lips look any plumper?
00:17:43I put this stuff on, but I can't really feel anything yet.
00:17:48Have you guys seen Jake?
00:17:49I haven't seen him anywhere.
00:17:50He just, like, disappeared.
00:17:51Are these real?
00:18:04Of course they are.
00:18:07How come I haven't met you before?
00:18:09I don't know.
00:18:10Maybe he's going to be around.
00:18:11Ryan, have you seen Jake?
00:18:12Um, I think he's around or something.
00:18:15Maybe upstairs.
00:18:16I don't know.
00:18:17Maybe you want to go get my birthday present.
00:18:20That's probably where you went.
00:18:23Oh, well.
00:18:26Liquid courage?
00:18:27Yeah.
00:18:28Atta girl.
00:18:32Vodka cranberry?
00:18:33It's really simple.
00:18:36Well, I guess it's now or never.
00:18:38I can go meet a ride.
00:18:40Sue?
00:18:41Are you OK?
00:18:42Sue?
00:18:43Relax.
00:18:45They're just nice.
00:18:47OK.
00:18:47Nothing to be scared of.
00:18:48Seriously.
00:18:49You're going to be fine.
00:18:50Is Chris here?
00:18:56Wow.
00:18:56It's even worse in person, isn't it?
00:18:58No.
00:18:59He does not have gatefaces.
00:19:01I'm going to prove it to you.
00:19:03I'm going to do it.
00:19:09Wow.
00:19:09It's even worse in person, isn't it?
00:19:12No.
00:19:12He does not have gatefaces.
00:19:15I'm going to prove it to you.
00:19:15I'm going to do it.
00:19:17I'm going to do this.
00:19:19Good luck.
00:19:22Hey, you can do this.
00:19:24Just act like a slut.
00:19:28Just pretend you're Lexi.
00:19:31Yeah, my favorite chapter is Sodom and Gomorrah.
00:19:40Chris.
00:19:42Hi.
00:19:43Can I talk to you?
00:19:45Uh-huh.
00:19:46Um, in private?
00:19:47No.
00:19:48Hey, Lexi.
00:20:02Hey, Lexi.
00:20:03What?
00:20:04Chris.
00:20:06You're so sexy.
00:20:07Ever since you played Jesus at camp, I've just, I've known that we were meant to be together.
00:20:15And I really want to...
00:20:17Oh, what are you doing?
00:20:19Is that wrong?
00:20:21Sue, what's gotten into you?
00:20:23Nothing.
00:20:23I'm sorry.
00:20:24I don't know how to do this.
00:20:26Sue.
00:20:28Sue, Sue, Sue.
00:20:31I understand these urges.
00:20:35And, you know, I like you too.
00:20:39Really?
00:20:40You do?
00:20:40I do.
00:20:41I really do.
00:20:43I like you too.
00:20:45Really?
00:20:46You do?
00:20:47I do.
00:20:48I really do.
00:20:49It's just...
00:20:50I've devoted a lot of my life to one certain man.
00:20:56Right.
00:20:57Lexi said you were...
00:20:58Jesus.
00:20:59Oh.
00:21:00Batman.
00:21:01Of course.
00:21:02What did you think?
00:21:04Oh, nothing.
00:21:05So we can still do this then?
00:21:08Oh, Sue.
00:21:09You know, for me, when I think about that man who died for our sins, when I think about
00:21:19him up there on that cross, so helpless, yet so muscular, with his strong thighs crossed
00:21:31over each other, so delicately beneath that ragged loincloth, growing so hot, so sweaty,
00:21:41under that hot, hot sun.
00:21:44And I just feel such compassion.
00:21:48I think about those things, too.
00:21:50So you understand why I can't do this?
00:21:54Not really.
00:21:56I just find it too hard.
00:21:57Where it is to give in to carnal pleasure when he sacrificed so much for us, so...
00:22:07I'm going to go out there, right?
00:22:17Andy, we're going to tell you throw these on.
00:22:19Hey, Ty.
00:22:20Whoa!
00:22:22Have you seen Jake?
00:22:23Uh, no.
00:22:24No.
00:22:25All right.
00:22:29Okay.
00:22:29All right, focus.
00:22:30Oh, there he is.
00:22:41Oh, he got me the puppy that I wanted.
00:22:56How could he?
00:23:00Sue, what happened?
00:23:02Did you guys do it?
00:23:04Sue?
00:23:05He doesn't want me.
00:23:07Because he's gay.
00:23:08No, he's not.
00:23:09He just really loves Jesus.
00:23:11Oh, come on, Sue.
00:23:13The only reason we even liked him is because you knew he was never a real possibility for
00:23:17you.
00:23:18Look, the only way you're going to find out what kind of man you really want is to know
00:23:23what kind of woman you really are, deep inside.
00:23:27What?
00:23:28Come with me.
00:23:29We're to meet your dark side.
00:23:38Out.
00:23:40Everyone out.
00:23:49Sue, it's time for you and your vagina to meet face to face.
00:23:54I really can't.
00:24:06I really don't think I can do this.
00:24:09I'm not letting you out until you look.
00:24:14I'm not letting you out until you look.
00:24:19Sue?
00:24:20Can you see it?
00:24:23Sue.
00:24:27I'm almost...
00:24:28I'm almost there.
00:24:33Oh!
00:24:34What?
00:24:36What?
00:24:37Sue, what happened?
00:24:38What did you see?
00:24:40A raccoon?
00:24:41What?
00:24:41You overshot it.
00:24:44Aim the mirror further up.
00:24:52I can't.
00:24:53Please don't make me do that again.
00:24:55Okay.
00:24:55Fine.
00:24:56Fine.
00:24:57I didn't want to do this, but you leave me no choice.
00:25:00What?
00:25:01You really need an orgasm.
00:25:04Honestly, I don't know how you expected to ever have sex with someone else when you've
00:25:07never even had it with yourself.
00:25:09This really has to be your first step.
00:25:11Les, I'm waiting.
00:25:13Coming.
00:25:14Sue, my black vibrator is somewhere in the top drawer.
00:25:16Just find it and use it.
00:25:18Wait, what does the black vibrator look like?
00:25:20It's black.
00:25:22It vibrates.
00:25:24Come on, Rod.
00:25:26Let's go to Sue's room.
00:25:29And don't come back until you have at least one orgasm.
00:25:42Hey, cutie!
00:25:44Cutie!
00:25:48Oh!
00:25:49Bullseye!
00:25:50Oh, yeah!
00:25:54Bang.
00:25:56Bang.
00:25:56Bang!
00:25:57Bang!
00:25:59Good boy.
00:25:59Straighten up.
00:26:01Good boy.
00:26:02Good boy.
00:26:03He knows over a hundred commands.
00:26:07I'm sorry.
00:26:08I can't see anything.
00:26:09That is not funny, Cheryl.
00:26:11What a bitch.
00:26:13Fortunately, when you're blind, you get used to things like that.
00:26:15Oh, shit.
00:26:16No!
00:26:43Oh, shit.
00:26:46What's wrong with this thing?
00:26:51Nice shot.
00:26:53Direct hit.
00:27:06Cheryl, what is wrong?
00:27:08Lexi, it's Jake.
00:27:11He was getting a blowjob by some pink-haired girl.
00:27:14For sure?
00:27:16I mean, I know I've been putting off having sex with him,
00:27:18so maybe it's my fault.
00:27:20That's no excuse.
00:27:21He's a dirtbag.
00:27:22How dare he?
00:27:23No, it's awful.
00:27:24I mean, I thought I was going to marry him.
00:27:32It's a text.
00:27:33It's from him.
00:27:34I can't bear myself to read it.
00:27:35Okay.
00:27:36Uh, he's looking for you.
00:27:38He wants to give you your birthday gift.
00:27:40Oh, I can't face him.
00:27:42Um, I have to go.
00:27:43I'm going.
00:27:44No, you can't just leave.
00:27:45Well, I can't stay and just pretend like nothing happened.
00:27:48I mean, maybe I should confront him.
00:27:50No.
00:27:51He'll either deny it or admit and promise never to do it again.
00:27:54Either way, it's bullshit.
00:27:55I see only one option.
00:27:58I'm leaving.
00:27:59Revenge sex.
00:28:00Re...
00:28:01I mean, what?
00:28:02What does that even mean?
00:28:03It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out,
00:28:05and you let Jake catch you.
00:28:10Revenge sex.
00:28:11Re...
00:28:12I mean, what?
00:28:13What does that even mean?
00:28:14It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out,
00:28:16and you let Jake catch you.
00:28:18But he...
00:28:19I mean, he doesn't even care.
00:28:21He doesn't even care about me.
00:28:22I mean, why would...
00:28:23He's just into other girls.
00:28:24Trust me, he'll care.
00:28:26Seriously, this is the worst thing you could do to him.
00:28:29To his ego.
00:28:30To screw someone else when you've never even had sex with him.
00:28:34Especially if it's with someone smarter, better looking,
00:28:36and with a bigger dick.
00:28:39No, I couldn't.
00:28:41Plus, I mean, there's...
00:28:42There's no one smarter and better looking.
00:28:45Eric!
00:28:46He's perfect!
00:28:47Eric Hall?
00:28:48Are you kidding?
00:28:49I mean, he wouldn't even be into me.
00:28:52He likes your type.
00:28:53Really?
00:28:54And what type is that?
00:28:55Slutty.
00:28:57Yeah.
00:28:58Trust me, he's amazing.
00:28:59I fooled around with him once.
00:29:00He has this great tongue, right?
00:29:02Oh, no.
00:29:03I could never fool around with somebody you fooled around with.
00:29:06Okay, then.
00:29:07Fine.
00:29:08We will find someone else.
00:29:09Someone that I haven't...
00:29:11fooled around with.
00:29:15Okay, what does it matter?
00:29:16That I fooled around with him?
00:29:17I mean, it's like you're not going to marry the guy.
00:29:19No, I just couldn't do it.
00:29:21Fine.
00:29:22If you want to live the rest of your life knowing that you had one chance to do the right thing,
00:29:26to make your boyfriend feel like a total, worthless piece of garbage, and possibly even scar him with the rest of his existence, and you chose not to do it, go ahead.
00:29:35But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.
00:29:39I don't know.
00:29:43But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.
00:29:47I don't know.
00:29:48Trust me.
00:29:49It's going to work.
00:29:56I will intercept Jake and get him upstairs.
00:29:59Hi, Cheryl.
00:30:00Are you okay enough to chat with us?
00:30:02Oh, no.
00:30:03Hey.
00:30:16Happy birthday.
00:30:18Thanks.
00:30:19Have you guys seen Jake?
00:30:40Have you guys seen Jake?
00:30:45So.
00:30:48Happy birthday.
00:30:51Do you know that most people think that the happy birthday song was from Britain?
00:30:55But it's actually from us.
00:30:56U.S.
00:30:58America.
00:31:01United States.
00:31:02I know where we live.
00:31:03Right.
00:31:05Of course.
00:31:06Hey, Jesus, Erica.
00:31:17Are you going to make your move or not?
00:31:18Oh, you want me to move?
00:31:19Yeah, no.
00:31:20I can totally move.
00:31:21I just...
00:31:22No.
00:31:23You're fine.
00:31:35Jake!
00:31:37So, Eric, do you want to do it or not?
00:31:41Oh.
00:31:42I'm sorry.
00:31:43It?
00:31:44What, um...
00:31:45It.
00:31:46Like, monkey boning and, like, pigs in a blanket.
00:31:50Get real nasty.
00:31:52Oh!
00:31:53Oh!
00:31:54You mean, like, uh, right now?
00:31:57I mean, well, yeah.
00:31:59You know, the sooner the better.
00:32:02Yeah, sure.
00:32:03Yeah, of course.
00:32:04Um, I just never realized that you...
00:32:07I mean...
00:32:09Whew.
00:32:10Uh...
00:32:12It's just...
00:32:14You're so...
00:32:17You're so beautiful.
00:32:18Okay.
00:32:19Um...
00:32:20Uh...
00:32:21No cuisine.
00:32:22Right.
00:32:23Um...
00:32:24Of course.
00:32:25Sorry.
00:32:28So, um...
00:32:30Do you wanna unwrap me?
00:32:33Oh, wow.
00:32:34Uh...
00:32:35You're wrapped up like a Hot Pocket or a leftover macaroni and cheese.
00:32:39Now that you're left over, you're not.
00:32:41Uh...
00:32:42You're fresh.
00:32:45Now that you're left over, you're not.
00:32:47Uh...
00:32:48You're fresh.
00:32:49Organic.
00:32:51Yup.
00:32:53So, the wrap.
00:32:54Right.
00:32:56Um...
00:32:58Where's the, uh...
00:32:59It's, uh, the end is...
00:33:00I just, like, right over here.
00:33:01Oh, oh, yeah, here it is.
00:33:02Yeah.
00:33:03It's where I see it.
00:33:04Um, let me just, uh...
00:33:05Ow.
00:33:06Ow.
00:33:07Ow.
00:33:08Sorry.
00:33:09Sorry.
00:33:10I, um...
00:33:11It's...
00:33:12It's okay.
00:33:13Here.
00:33:14Do it again.
00:33:15Sorry.
00:33:16I, uh, I, uh...
00:33:17I bite my nails, so it's a little difficult.
00:33:18You know what?
00:33:19Let me just lay on the bed.
00:33:21Okay.
00:33:25Uh...
00:33:26Let me just see.
00:33:29Oh, here it is.
00:33:30I got it.
00:33:31All right.
00:33:32Um, fill it.
00:33:33Let me just...
00:33:34Oh!
00:33:36Oh, jeez.
00:33:37Uh, Cheryl, are you...
00:33:39You okay?
00:33:40Help!
00:33:43Hey, Cheryl, are you okay?
00:33:46Oh, jeez.
00:33:54Well, that was stupid.
00:33:57Yeah.
00:33:58Heh.
00:34:03How are you doing tonight?
00:34:04I'm good.
00:34:05You having a good time?
00:34:06Yeah?
00:34:07You good?
00:34:08Jake!
00:34:09I think I saw Cheryl upstairs.
00:34:10What?
00:34:11I can't hear you.
00:34:13I need another beer.
00:34:15Chips are so damn salty.
00:34:16Jake!
00:34:17So are you with me?
00:34:18Up stairs.
00:34:19Yeah.
00:34:20Hold on.
00:34:21Take a piss.
00:34:22Too much beer.
00:34:23Ah!
00:34:24Ah!
00:34:25Ah!
00:34:26Ah!
00:34:27Ah!
00:34:28Ah!
00:34:29Ah!
00:34:30Ah!
00:34:31Ah!
00:34:32Ah!
00:34:33Ah!
00:34:34Ah!
00:34:35Ah!
00:34:36Ah!
00:34:37Ah!
00:34:38Ah!
00:34:39Ah!
00:34:40Ah!
00:34:42Ah!
00:34:43Ah!
00:34:44Ah!
00:34:45Ah!
00:34:46Oh!
00:34:47Finally.
00:34:48Hey!
00:34:49Uh...
00:34:50Do you just get the blinds?
00:34:51Oh!
00:34:52No, no, no.
00:34:54No, no.
00:34:55Oh, no, no, no!
00:34:56Um...
00:34:57Don't worry about it.
00:34:58Don't worry about it.
00:34:59What?
00:35:01I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:35:05Oh.
00:35:07Well, OK.
00:35:08OK.
00:35:22Finally.
00:35:24I, uh, let me just get the blinds.
00:35:27Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:35:28Um, don't worry about it.
00:35:30What?
00:35:31I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.
00:35:36Oh.
00:35:38Well, OK.
00:35:38OK.
00:35:58What are you doing?
00:36:11What are you doing?
00:36:25Uh, I think it's time, you know, to do it.
00:36:33Um, not yet.
00:36:34More foreplay.
00:36:35Huh?
00:36:35Oh.
00:36:42It's so good.
00:36:44Oh.
00:36:47Yep.
00:36:47Oh, my god.
00:36:49Jaw, jaw, jaw.
00:36:51What?
00:36:51What?
00:36:52What?
00:36:53Ah.
00:36:53Oh.
00:36:54Ah, dear.
00:36:55Lock jaw, lock jaw.
00:36:57Is that even a thing?
00:36:58I don't know.
00:36:59Ah.
00:37:01Are you OK?
00:37:06No, no, no, no, no, it's, uh, it's fine.
00:37:09I'm just, uh, embarrassed.
00:37:11I, it's probably TMJ or fracture or swollen.
00:37:17You sure you're OK?
00:37:19Yeah, yeah, I'm fine.
00:37:20OK, great.
00:37:21Have fun.
00:37:22Oh.
00:37:28Now.
00:37:29Now, let's do it now.
00:37:30No, not yet.
00:37:30Not yet.
00:37:31Not yet.
00:37:34All right, I'm going to come.
00:37:35I'm going to come.
00:37:35Are you ready?
00:37:36No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:37:39No, no, no, no, not yet.
00:37:40Lexi!
00:37:40Lexi!
00:37:41Oh!
00:37:42Oh!
00:37:46No, no, no, not yet.
00:37:47Lexi!
00:37:48Lexi!
00:37:48Oh!
00:37:49Oh!
00:37:49Oh!
00:37:50No means no!
00:37:52Huh?
00:37:53Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:37:54I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
00:37:55It's been a really long time, and I just, I haven't been masturbating for anything.
00:38:02Uh-oh.
00:38:05Oh, hey, Jake.
00:38:08How you doing?
00:38:10How's it going?
00:38:11Good.
00:38:12Eric?
00:38:13Come.
00:38:14Eric, help me.
00:38:15I'm glad I can't see anything.
00:38:17Excuse me.
00:38:21Cheryl's in here.
00:38:22Cheryl's in here.
00:38:27What's up, bro?
00:38:28What the fuck is...
00:38:31Hey, wait!
00:38:34Lex, Meg, still waiting.
00:38:36Oh, I'm sorry, I can't see.
00:38:43I'm blind.
00:38:47Damn it.
00:38:48I'm gonna save somebody to know that bitch.
00:38:50Hey, you!
00:38:52You better stop making fun of the blind, or I'm gonna teach you a lesson.
00:38:55I'm so sorry.
00:38:57I'll never make fun of the blind again.
00:38:59I'm so sorry.
00:39:00I'll never make fun of the blind again.
00:39:02I'm so sorry.
00:39:04I'm so sorry.
00:39:06I'll never make fun of the blind again.
00:39:09I'm so sorry.
00:39:13Oh, man.
00:39:14No more water balloons.
00:39:16This party's ass.
00:39:18Oh, man.
00:39:20Oh, man.
00:39:22Oh, man.
00:39:23No more water balloons.
00:39:24This party's ass.
00:39:25Oh, man, no more water balloons.
00:39:28This party's ass.
00:39:32Yeah!
00:39:36This just isn't working on.
00:39:39Nothing.
00:39:40What's the big deal about these vibrators, anyway?
00:39:45I'm careful, man. The life stinks.
00:39:47Spark it up! Yes!
00:39:52Oh, man!
00:39:54I love this game!
00:39:56We're in the controllers. We gotta play.
00:39:57Here, here, here.
00:39:58Okay, let me find another one.
00:39:59All right, come on, come on.
00:40:01Whoo!
00:40:03Whoa!
00:40:04Look at this!
00:40:05Oh, my God!
00:40:07Fuel, fuel, fuel!
00:40:09Get that thing away, Jesus!
00:40:15Aww.
00:40:18Hey, dude, nice shot.
00:40:20Wasn't me?
00:40:22Whoa!
00:40:26Whoa!
00:40:27Nice!
00:40:28Are you sitting in there or something?
00:40:32Hey, you found the grenade launcher.
00:40:33Nice!
00:40:34Nice!
00:40:35Do you have the extra controller?
00:40:47Whoa!
00:40:48You are the controller.
00:40:49No!
00:40:50I just...
00:40:51I didn't...
00:40:52I swear...
00:40:53I...
00:40:54No problem!
00:40:55No problem!
00:40:56Hey, Sue!
00:40:57Hey, Sue!
00:40:58What are you doing, man?
00:40:59It's okay.
00:41:00Um...
00:41:01Hey, Sue!
00:41:02Hey, Sue!
00:41:03Hey, Sue!
00:41:04Oh!
00:41:05Ooh!
00:41:07Hey!
00:41:08Oh!
00:41:09Oh!
00:41:10Oh!
00:41:11Hey, Sue!
00:41:12Oh!
00:41:13Oh!
00:41:14Oh!
00:41:15Oh!
00:41:16Oh!
00:41:17Oh!
00:41:18Oh!
00:41:19Oh!
00:41:20What's going on, man?
00:41:21Oh!
00:41:22Oh!
00:41:23Oh!
00:41:24Oh!
00:41:25Oh!
00:41:26Oh!
00:41:27Oh!
00:41:28Oh!
00:41:29Oh!
00:41:30Oh!
00:41:31Oh!
00:41:32Hey, didn't you hear me calling you?
00:41:36Yeah, I just needed to, um...
00:41:39Oh, sure.
00:41:41Listen, Sue, I was rethinking what I said earlier.
00:41:46You were?
00:41:48You mean...
00:41:50Yeah.
00:41:53So you think we should give it a try?
00:41:57Could we go get a drink?
00:41:58Wow, um, your toilet's really...
00:42:04You...
00:42:05Do you know what? I gotta go.
00:42:08Um, happy birthday.
00:42:09Uh, no, Chris, no, there wasn't... I didn't...
00:42:12Oh, God, never mind.
00:42:25This is the worst idea ever.
00:42:27Never, never going to have sex.
00:42:30Ow.
00:42:49Hello? A little attention here.
00:42:52Oh, yeah. Sorry.
00:42:53Sorry.
00:42:57Lex, don't be selfish.
00:43:01Oh, right. Sorry.
00:43:03All right.
00:43:04All right.
00:43:07Oh.
00:43:11Oh.
00:43:15Oh, jeez.
00:43:17Who invented this stupid position, anyway?
00:43:19Too much fucking multitasking.
00:43:22Screw it.
00:43:23Oh, my God.
00:43:53Oh, no, that was bad.
00:44:06That was so bad.
00:44:19Joanna, do you know a guy named JJ?
00:44:23I think that guy's name starts with a J.
00:44:30Hey, does your name start with a J?
00:44:34Yes, it does.
00:44:36So, you're JJ?
00:44:36Uh-oh.
00:44:38You're welcome.
00:44:39Oh, my God.
00:44:39You're welcome.
00:44:40You're welcome.
00:44:40You're welcome.
00:44:41You're welcome.
00:44:42I'm going to kill the priest at the minute.
00:45:00Hello.
00:45:01Welcome to 1-900-CONFESS.
00:45:03Would you like a priest or a nun today?
00:45:05A nun.
00:45:06Please punch in your credit card number.
00:45:12Please hold.
00:45:14Oh, my goodness.
00:45:181-900-CONFESSION.
00:45:20How may I be of service?
00:45:21It's been one day since my last confession.
00:45:24I accuse myself of the following sins.
00:45:26One day.
00:45:29Ow!
00:45:34Is that too long?
00:45:35I would have come this morning, but it's my 18th birthday.
00:45:38Go on.
00:45:40Okay, well, I've been touching myself.
00:45:42Inappropriately.
00:45:43Well, actually, I didn't know a washing machine did.
00:45:46What's her problem?
00:45:47A washing machine touched her.
00:45:51Well, you know, I sat on a washing machine and, well.
00:45:54All right, freak.
00:45:55Time's up.
00:45:56What?
00:45:56But what do I do?
00:45:58Just unplug the thing.
00:45:59No, but I think I might have had an orgasm.
00:46:03Well, then be happy.
00:46:05You found the perfect man.
00:46:06I'm serious.
00:46:07Look, honey, you seem like a nice young lady, so I'll tell you
00:46:12this.
00:46:13Masturbation isn't a sin.
00:46:16No contusions?
00:46:18You broke no covenant with God.
00:46:19It's not in the Bible.
00:46:22So the washing machine could touch me anytime?
00:46:25Like morning, afternoon, night?
00:46:28Yes, and other things can touch you.
00:46:31Accidental masturbation is not a sin.
00:46:33Neither is intentional masturbation.
00:46:35Huh, God's pretty cool that way.
00:46:38He sure is.
00:46:40Now run along.
00:46:44Wow.
00:46:45How do you know all that?
00:46:47Because I'm a nun.
00:46:48Now eat my pussy, bitch.
00:46:51Huh, accidental masturbation.
00:46:53Who would've thunk?
00:46:54Who would've thunk?
00:47:04Revenge sex.
00:47:05What a stupid fucking idiot.
00:47:07God, I'm getting out of here.
00:47:11Yeah, admit it.
00:47:12I've got no game.
00:47:14I guess I can scare you and I guess I'm a beautiful man.
00:47:20Fucking douchebag.
00:47:21OK, damn it.
00:47:24I know I have to get laid if it's the last thing I do.
00:47:27You go, girl.
00:47:28What?
00:47:31What are you doing here?
00:47:33We needed someplace private.
00:47:35But hey, listen, if you're serious about getting laid.
00:47:38Yeah?
00:47:38If you want someone great, I mean, really, the best ever.
00:47:44No offense.
00:47:46Frank, the blind guy?
00:47:48Really?
00:47:49I'm telling you, he's amazing.
00:47:52I had food sex with him a few weeks ago.
00:47:54It was like nothing I've ever experienced before.
00:47:58It was like we used all our senses.
00:48:00Everything.
00:48:03If you're interested, I'll set it up.
00:48:07All right.
00:48:08What about him?
00:48:09Jeremy.
00:48:10Oh, yeah, I know Jeremy.
00:48:11Hey, I think I fooled around with him once.
00:48:13I didn't know his last name, though.
00:48:15It's Jones.
00:48:16Jeremy Jones.
00:48:17This all makes sense.
00:48:19Excuse me.
00:48:20Jeremy.
00:48:21Hi.
00:48:22Hey.
00:48:23Who was on the phone?
00:48:24Oh, that's my new girlfriend.
00:48:26You'll meet her.
00:48:27It's a beautiful girl.
00:48:28I'm sorry.
00:48:29I'm sorry.
00:48:30I'm sorry.
00:48:31I'm sorry.
00:48:32I'm sorry.
00:48:33I'm sorry.
00:48:34I'm sorry.
00:48:35I'm sorry.
00:48:36I'm sorry.
00:48:37I'm sorry.
00:48:38Hi.
00:48:39Who's on the phone?
00:48:40Oh, that's my new girlfriend.
00:48:41You'll meet her.
00:48:42I'll come here in, like, an hour.
00:48:44Wait, you have a girlfriend?
00:48:45Oh, hi.
00:48:47Hey, Frank.
00:48:48Sit.
00:48:50Oh, you meant, you meant the dog.
00:49:07You need to relax and calm down.
00:49:09Oh, I'm, I'm relaxed.
00:49:20I'm fine.
00:49:21Then why are you biting your nail?
00:49:23I'm not.
00:49:26How did you know that?
00:49:30Corner.
00:49:34Sit.
00:49:36Roll over.
00:49:39Oh, you mean me?
00:49:43Roll over.
00:49:47Oh, you mean me?
00:49:49Oh, how do you, how do you want me to?
00:49:52Just lay down.
00:49:53I know it.
00:50:04Oh.
00:50:05Oh.
00:50:05I shouldn't even be doing this, but considering it
00:50:08for a teachable moment.
00:50:10OK.
00:50:14Oh.
00:50:17See me with your hands.
00:50:22All right.
00:50:23Uh.
00:50:23You know, I should really, I have a boyfriend,
00:50:31and I shouldn't be doing this.
00:50:33Really.
00:50:37Oh.
00:50:37Peanut butter.
00:50:53Water.
00:50:54Mm, peanut butter.
00:51:00Frank, Frank, oh, oh, Frank.
00:51:30You know what, ma'am?
00:51:32Dude, give me a chip.
00:51:34My chips, homeboy.
00:51:35Dude, give me a chip, ma'am.
00:51:36My chips.
00:51:37Dude, my chip.
00:51:39Dude, give me a chip.
00:51:40My chips.
00:51:42Guys, why are you making such a mess?
00:51:45Sorry.
00:51:53It's just a case of accidental masturbation.
00:51:56That's all.
00:52:00Come on, let me do this.
00:52:02Go away.
00:52:03I got it.
00:52:04I got it.
00:52:05No, really, please.
00:52:06I want to help.
00:52:09Okay, everybody out.
00:52:11Leave, I have to vacuum.
00:52:25You're not even getting the chips.
00:52:27They're over here.
00:52:29I just, I see some dust over here, so.
00:52:34It's just, there's so much dust on this floor.
00:52:38This is a dirty floor.
00:52:40Such a dirty, dirty floor.
00:52:44No!
00:52:45It's...
00:52:47...
00:52:49Oh, my God.
00:52:50...
00:52:54Oh, my God.
00:52:55Oh, my God.
00:52:57Oh...
00:52:59Oh.
00:53:01Oh...
00:53:02Oh.
00:53:03No, no.
00:53:04Oh, my God.
00:53:05Oh.
00:53:06Oh, yeah.
00:53:07I think I got all that.
00:53:08I'll see you at home.
00:53:18Frankie!
00:53:20Oh my, oh!
00:53:21What was that?
00:53:22What?
00:53:23Ow, fucking shit!
00:53:25Man, we gotta smoke.
00:53:26Well, we can smoke in here.
00:53:29Stop.
00:53:30Frank, stop teasing Frank!
00:53:32Oh shit!
00:53:34I'm sorry, man.
00:53:35We're just looking for a place to finish this roach.
00:53:37Oh, I heard something.
00:53:38You wanna join us?
00:53:39Uh...
00:53:40No, I might not.
00:53:41Come on!
00:53:42You gotta do it!
00:53:43Come on!
00:53:44Seriously, guys.
00:53:45Where's your dog, man?
00:53:46What's it like being blinded?
00:53:47It's tripping.
00:53:51Frank?
00:53:53Frank, are we gonna do something soon?
00:53:57Bro, you are too funny.
00:54:01Thanks, man.
00:54:02Ooh, this is some good stuff.
00:54:04I haven't smoked since junior high.
00:54:06Dude, I haven't stopped smoking since junior high.
00:54:08Wait, wait, wait.
00:54:09I feel like I was supposed to be doing something.
00:54:14Damn, I really can't remember.
00:54:15This is some good shit.
00:54:16You're the devil.
00:54:17No more.
00:54:18You're the devil.
00:54:21No more.
00:54:22Oh, no.
00:54:36You're the devil.
00:54:38No more.
00:54:42JJ, I'm...
00:54:43Jeremy, you have to remember that amazing time we had together, don't you?
00:54:48Please.
00:54:49Lex, I can't.
00:54:51I mean, I got a girlfriend.
00:54:53I really like this girl.
00:54:55Fine.
00:54:56It's just so sad because I'm wearing this cupless bra and I also have on crotchless panties
00:55:04with just a little string of pearl in front for extra stimulation.
00:55:10Oh.
00:55:14We've got like 30 minutes before she gets here.
00:55:16Perfect.
00:55:21Before she gets here.
00:55:22Perfect.
00:55:33Let's do it.
00:55:34Let's do it.
00:55:36Fuck me.
00:55:36Fuck me now.
00:55:37What?
00:55:42What's wrong?
00:55:43I can't.
00:55:44I can't get it in.
00:55:46Just try down there.
00:55:47It's like desert down there.
00:55:49It's sandpaper.
00:55:51It's just...
00:55:51Okay.
00:55:51I get the picture.
00:55:53Just try it again.
00:55:56No.
00:55:57Why is this happening?
00:55:59We fooled around before.
00:56:01I was dripping wet.
00:56:02I came like four times, remember?
00:56:04Just do what you did then.
00:56:05Go on.
00:56:06I already did my thing.
00:56:07I already tried.
00:56:09What?
00:56:10What?
00:56:10What is different this time?
00:56:12I don't know.
00:56:14Last time...
00:56:16I honestly don't even know what you're talking about.
00:56:20What?
00:56:22You're not JJ?
00:56:24But your name is Jeremy Jones.
00:56:26How can you not be JJ?
00:56:28Who the hell is this JJ?
00:56:30Oh, where are you going?
00:56:32We're not done here.
00:56:34I can still do this.
00:56:35I just need a little bit of foreplay.
00:56:36I can do this.
00:56:37I don't need JJ.
00:56:39I don't need anyone else.
00:56:40We can do this.
00:56:42Go team.
00:56:47What?
00:56:47Just keep going.
00:56:53Shit.
00:56:56Jeremy.
00:56:57Where's Jeremy?
00:57:06We were just, you know, cooking.
00:57:10Hey, babe.
00:57:11Just working out.
00:57:16How could you, you bastard?
00:57:20You might want to...
00:57:22What?
00:57:24What?
00:57:25Mariela!
00:57:30Mariela!
00:57:31You know, those are mine.
00:57:34At least not all of them.
00:57:36What is wrong with you?
00:57:41What is wrong with you?
00:57:44You used to be so pure.
00:57:46Well, no more.
00:57:47That's it.
00:57:49Really, that's the last one.
00:57:50What?
00:57:51How are you?
00:57:52Oh, man.
00:57:53I don't know.
00:57:56I don't know.
00:57:59Shh.
00:58:01Come on.
00:58:08Shh.
00:58:10Shh.
00:58:10Shh.
00:58:11Shh.
00:58:12Shh.
00:58:12Shh.
00:58:13Shh.
00:58:13Shh.
00:58:16Shh.
00:58:17Shh.
00:58:18Shh.
00:58:18Shh.
00:58:19Cheryl?
00:58:24What is it?
00:58:25What are you doing down here?
00:58:27Waiting for everyone to leave so I can sneak out
00:58:29and get far, far away from here.
00:58:31What? Why?
00:58:33Nothing. Just this lying guy and his dog.
00:58:37Honey, it's gonna be okay.
00:58:40No, it's not okay.
00:58:42God.
00:58:44And you know whose fault it is?
00:58:46I'm sorry.
00:58:47It's Jake's. Jake's fault.
00:58:48That blind cheating bastard.
00:58:51Yes.
00:58:52He is such a dickwad.
00:58:54You need to confront him.
00:58:55Yeah.
00:58:56Yeah, I need to confront him.
00:58:58I mean, it's my birthday and where is he anyway?
00:59:01Like, why isn't he hanging out with me?
00:59:03You know, you just call him here
00:59:04and give him a big piece of your mind.
00:59:06Yeah, a big piece.
00:59:07A big old chunk of my mind.
00:59:09A big piece of it.
00:59:10Yeah.
00:59:11You know, you might wanna...
00:59:13You need to look hot while you break up with him.
00:59:16Yeah, you're right.
00:59:17Why?
00:59:18Why am I wearing a sheet?
00:59:20No.
00:59:26I'm sorry.
00:59:27I'm sorry.
00:59:28I get shy around beautiful women like you.
00:59:32I got no game.
00:59:41It's not important.
00:59:42Hey, um...
00:59:55Eric, I can't talk right now.
00:59:57No, no, no.
00:59:58I really need to talk to you.
00:59:59Really, Eric, I can't right now, so...
01:00:01No, no, no, no.
01:00:02I just wanted to say I'm sorry about earlier and I'm just embarrassed and I wanna make it up to you.
01:00:07Eric, really?
01:00:09I don't care.
01:00:10It's fine.
01:00:11No, but I do.
01:00:12I mean, I do.
01:00:13I care.
01:00:15I haven't known how to tell you.
01:00:17Maybe because, I don't know, I'm a little shy.
01:00:20But I was wondering or hoping that we could go out sometime.
01:00:26Soon.
01:00:27Because I'm gonna be leaving for a little while and it would be nice to go out.
01:00:30Really?
01:00:31No, boy.
01:00:32Really?
01:00:33Eric, you're shy.
01:00:34You have no game.
01:00:35No, not really.
01:00:38Yeah, no, I can't do this.
01:00:40Sorry.
01:00:44Okay.
01:00:45Alright.
01:00:46I, uh...
01:00:49Happy birthday, then.
01:01:01I'm sorry.
01:01:02I was trying to kiss you.
01:01:11Wow.
01:01:23Here I come, baby.
01:01:25Get ready for your big birthday surprise.
01:01:27Oh, Eric, stop.
01:01:31Um, we can't do this.
01:01:32Oh, goddammit.
01:01:33Not again.
01:01:34Oh, no, um...
01:01:35Honey, happy...
01:01:38What the fuck is this?
01:01:39Who the hell are you, dude?
01:01:41Okay, guys.
01:01:42Don't.
01:01:46Cheryl.
01:01:47Baby.
01:01:48What is this?
01:01:50Aw, gee, Cheryl.
01:01:52You're...
01:01:53I've been looking for you all night and you've been...
01:01:56Oh, man, no wonder I couldn't find you.
01:01:58You couldn't find me?
01:01:59What about all those girls' vaginas you were in
01:02:02or your penis getting sucked?
01:02:05Cheryl, honey.
01:02:06No, no.
01:02:07We can work this out.
01:02:08Baby, I love you.
01:02:09Jake, no.
01:02:10You have to go.
01:02:11Baby, I'll be faithful from now on, please.
01:02:12No.
01:02:13I promise.
01:02:14No, Jake.
01:02:15I can't do this.
01:02:16I'm sorry.
01:02:17Cheryl, come on.
01:02:18No, Jake, please.
01:02:19Just go, just go.
01:02:20I'm sorry.
01:02:21You're a heartless bitch!
01:02:22How can you do it, baby?
01:02:24Oh, yay!
01:02:25You did it.
01:02:26I am so proud of you.
01:02:27You got your revenge sex.
01:02:28You left him in your shell of a man.
01:02:30Oh.
01:02:31Revenge sex?
01:02:33It's really not what it sounds like at all.
01:02:36Right.
01:02:38That all makes sense now.
01:02:41Wow.
01:02:42I feel really stupid.
01:02:44Eric, I'm really...
01:02:45I'm really sorry.
01:02:47Cheryl, I really liked you.
01:02:50And you used me.
01:02:52Eric, please don't go.
01:02:53Please, Eric!
01:02:56Aren't you happy?
01:02:58Well, no.
01:02:59That's not exactly how it's supposed to feel like.
01:03:02You mean the sex?
01:03:03Was it...
01:03:04Yeah?
01:03:05No, we didn't quite do it.
01:03:06Oh.
01:03:07You know, I couldn't seem to do it either.
01:03:08Really?
01:03:09I just never found the right guy.
01:03:11Or guys.
01:03:13Anyway.
01:03:14We better get downstairs.
01:03:15People are starting to leave.
01:03:16I wonder how Sue did.
01:03:21I can't believe she dumped me, man.
01:03:31This is bullshit!
01:03:32Oh!
01:03:33Oh!
01:03:34Oh!
01:03:36Suck it!
01:03:37What the?
01:03:39I'm out of here.
01:03:41Yeah!
01:03:42He has good hair though.
01:03:43Don't keep fused on me.
01:03:48Don't keep in my car, either.
01:04:03Sue, are you all right?
01:04:06Was it from sex?
01:04:07Did you pop your cork?
01:04:08I don't think so.
01:04:09Not with the guy, anyway.
01:04:11Oh, don't ask.
01:04:12It was like every possible object.
01:04:15It was like every mechanical thing.
01:04:17It was like transformers.
01:04:19They just all became vibrators.
01:04:21I told you.
01:04:23It's addicting.
01:04:25So what about Chris?
01:04:27Well, last time I saw him, he was running away through your life.
01:04:29I told you he was gay.
01:04:30Well, I think I'm just all cramp.
01:04:36I think it's broken.
01:04:38So wait.
01:04:39None of us cashed an RV card.
01:04:46Oh, Joanna, you're so sweet.
01:04:49So I was going to go grab some food.
01:04:51Can I go?
01:04:52No.
01:04:53I think I should finish up here.
01:04:56Did you ever find that guy you were looking for?
01:04:58No.
01:04:58I don't know.
01:05:00For some reason, I just realized he needs to be my first.
01:05:04Or something.
01:05:06Why?
01:05:06Do you know him?
01:05:08Sort of.
01:05:08Oh.
01:05:10Well, hey, if you happen to run into him, tell him I'd like to see him again.
01:05:13Leave everything.
01:05:20Love him.
01:05:20Shut it.
01:05:21You want to do it?
01:05:21I don't want to hear it from you.
01:05:22I want to get married.
01:05:23You want to do it?
01:05:24All right.
01:05:24All right.
01:05:25All right.
01:05:25All right.
01:05:25All right.
01:05:25All right.
01:05:27Um, no.
01:05:53No way.
01:05:57Oh, well.
01:06:10There's always next year.
01:06:12Oh, well.
01:06:14There's always next year.
01:06:16Oh, well.
01:06:18There's always next year.
01:06:24It's you.
01:06:33I've been waiting for you, JJ.
01:06:39Joanna.
01:06:40I'm who.
01:06:50Yeah.
01:06:50I'm going to let's get jealous of you.
01:06:55Never.
01:07:00Oh, wow.
01:07:03Oh, wow.
01:07:04Oh, wow.
01:07:04Oh, wow.
01:07:06Oh, wow.
01:07:08Oh, wow.
01:07:09Oh, wow.
01:07:39Wow.
01:07:41That's amazing.
01:07:44Yeah, I didn't know I had it in me.
01:07:47I guess something inspired me.
01:07:50He really captured his expression in his eyes.
01:07:54Yeah, even that little callic he has in his hair.
01:07:58Whose?
01:08:00Eric's.
01:08:01Well, it's him, right?
01:08:04Oh.
01:08:06Yeah.
01:08:07I have to go see him.
01:08:14Well, I think you know what we should do.
01:08:261-900-confess.
01:08:29Sister Therese?
01:08:31Yeah, hon.
01:08:32There was a problem with your credit card.
01:08:34I just need the last three numbers in the back.
01:08:37Oh, sure.
01:08:39It's 271.
01:08:41Sister, I know this isn't a confession, but can I ask your opinion on something?
01:08:46Do you think if you do something bad that God will forgive you, take you back?
01:08:52Sure, hon.
01:08:53Why not?
01:08:54As long as you're on the right path.
01:08:57Well, how do you know if you're on that path?
01:08:59I always look for some kind of sign from the universe.
01:09:04Something to let me know that it's all going to be okay.
01:09:08Sister, can I get up now?
01:09:11I really got to pee.
01:09:12No, hush your trap!
01:09:16Okay, honey, I really need to get back to work, but call back any time.
01:09:20I will.
01:09:22Thanks.
01:09:25Sister?
01:09:26Shut up or I'll punish you hard, you sheep fucker!
01:09:29Eric, wait!
01:09:48Cheryl?
01:09:51Eric, um, look, I am so sorry about everything.
01:09:57I was trying to have revenge sex with you.
01:09:59At the beginning, but then at the end, I wasn't.
01:10:02I just didn't want to do that with you.
01:10:05The revenge part, not the sex part.
01:10:08Um, I, I do want to go out with you.
01:10:13And I didn't realize that until this morning.
01:10:17I mean, you're a completely different guy than Jake is, and he's all over these pink-
01:10:20Eric!
01:10:22Come on, I gotta get going.
01:10:24Oh, wow.
01:10:26Cheryl, um, Cheryl, uh, this is my sister Tina.
01:10:29Tina, Cheryl.
01:10:31Hi, nice to meet you.
01:10:36Uh, so, um, do you mind if I call you in a few days when I get back?
01:10:42Yeah, sure.
01:10:49Oh.
01:10:50Sorry, no kissing, right?
01:10:52No, kissing.
01:10:53Oh.
01:10:53Hey, did you ever, uh, get those flowers I sent you?
01:11:14I, I don't even care that you hooked up a plexi.
01:11:17Wait, what?
01:11:18I never did that.
01:11:18I mean, you don't have to lie about it.
01:11:22She told me all about your pierced tongue.
01:11:29She must have me mixed up with someone else.
01:11:32I wonder who it was.
01:11:33At least this birthday's over.
01:11:54Dear Lord, please forgive me.
01:12:08I mean, if you could just, I don't know, like, send me a sign.
01:12:12I don't know.
01:12:42Excuse me, excuse me.
01:12:44Do you know where the church is?
01:12:46It's on Fountain Street.
01:12:48Yeah, that's the church I go to.
01:12:50Or used to go to.
01:12:52It's straight up that way and then left.
01:12:57You're more than welcome to come with me if you like.
01:13:00Oh, well, I don't know.
01:13:09Well, that's pretty powerful.
01:13:12Oh, 250 horsepower, 225 pounds of torque.
01:13:17Like I said, you're more than welcome to hop on.
01:13:21I don't think so, but thanks.
01:13:24What's your name?
01:13:25Sue. What's yours?
01:13:27Jesus.
01:13:29Really?
01:13:30Si.
01:13:33Maybe I could use the ride.
01:13:42Yes, Uhlomo.
01:13:43Awww.
01:13:44Awww.
01:13:45Oh, my God.
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