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00:00:00Oh, bad.

00:00:30Hello?

00:00:31Cheryl, we have to talk about our birthday plans.

00:00:34I mean, it's only two days away,

00:00:35and we still haven't decided the perfect way to celebrate.

00:00:38So I was thinking maybe we could all take a trip to...

00:00:42Me too.

00:00:43Um, I meant to tell you before, but I wanted to be sure.

00:00:46Um, I think I'm going to spend my birthday with Jake.

00:00:49Uh, I'm going to lose my virginity to him.

00:00:52You know, I want to surprise him.

00:00:54What? But you can't.

00:00:56I mean, I thought we were going to wait until marriage.

00:00:59Besides, you can't do that to us.

00:01:01You can't break tradition that way.

00:01:04This is bad.

00:01:05You know, I'm going to tell Lexi.

00:01:07She's going to be very unhappy about this.

00:01:16Come on, Lexi.

00:01:29So, girls, what are we going to do for our birthday?

00:01:34Sue, we have plenty of time to figure something out.

00:01:38But this is the big 1-8.

00:01:40I mean, every year since our mom's met in the hospital,

00:01:42we've done something new and special,

00:01:44but this has to be newer and more special.

00:01:47So what's something we've never done before?

00:01:50Mushrooms?

00:01:51No, not like that.

00:01:52Like something nice.

00:01:54Like maybe a trip.

00:01:55Like a mushroom trip?

00:01:57No.

00:02:00Sorry, Sue.

00:02:01I have a date.

00:02:02So do I.

00:02:04Sorry, Sue.

00:02:05Don't worry, Sue.

00:02:06We'll figure it out.

00:02:07Oh, flowers, are these from you?

00:02:21Yeah, sure.

00:02:23Here you go.

00:02:25No card, but I thought I saw one.

00:02:27I didn't know how to put my feelings into words.

00:02:30I guess, um, you still make me nervous.

00:02:35Oh, Jake.

00:02:41Maybe I should come in and hang out for a minute.

00:02:43Uh, no, Jake.

00:02:44Not yet.

00:02:45When we do it, I want it to be really special.

00:02:47The best night of my life.

00:02:49It will be.

00:02:50I promise.

00:02:51It'll always be amazing.

00:02:53With you and me.

00:02:54Together.

00:03:03Jake, no.

00:03:04Um, I have to go.

00:03:05I have to work on my art project.

00:03:07You know, I thought art was going to be a really easy elective,

00:03:10but I guess I should have taken more math.

00:03:14Uh, so you're going to come to my birthday, okay?

00:03:16This Saturday?

00:03:17Of course.

00:03:22Thanks.

00:03:23Okay.

00:03:24Bye.

00:03:25Nothing.

00:03:26Nothing.

00:03:27Nothing.

00:03:28Nothing.

00:03:29Nothing.

00:03:30Oh, baby.

00:03:31You're so hot.

00:03:32I'm going to do you so good.

00:03:33Oh, yeah, baby.

00:03:34Yeah.

00:03:35What was your name again?

00:03:36Rod.

00:03:37Sex guy.

00:03:38Lexi is so upset, she's speechless.

00:03:39Yeah, right.

00:03:40I bet.

00:03:41Cheryl's losing her virginity on Saturday?

00:03:42Oh, no.

00:03:43Does not compute.

00:03:44Want to talk in person ASAP.

00:03:45Oh, huh.

00:03:46Hi.

00:03:47Hi.

00:03:49When did you get home?

00:03:50So is it true that you have me bought in person?

00:03:51I don't know.

00:03:52I don't know.

00:03:53But I agree.

00:03:54Oh, it's so cute.

00:03:55So I'm gonna do that.

00:03:56That's so cute.

00:03:57I'm just gonna go in for a while.

00:03:59I'm going to go in for a while.

00:04:00I'm going to go in the next time.

00:04:01Oh, she said all of a while.

00:04:02What?

00:04:03No.

00:04:04You're right, I bet.

00:04:05I'm going to talk to you about what it is.

00:04:06Oh, I'm going to talk to you about a time.

00:04:07I'm going to go in for a new day.

00:04:08I'm going to go out for a new day,

00:04:09I'm going to go out this time.

00:04:10I'm going to go in for a new day.

00:04:11You're doing something pretty long.

00:04:12Oh, huh. Hi.

00:04:15When did you get home?

00:04:17So is it true?

00:04:18Yes, it is.

00:04:20It's just, it's the right time and Jake's the right man.

00:04:24I mean, he's handsome and smart and wealthy

00:04:29and he has a really bright future ahead of him.

00:04:31So I just think it's the right time.

00:04:34Lexi, tell her, losing our virginity is one of those milestones we should all face together.

00:04:39On our birthday, yes, but not on this birthday.

00:04:41Like, maybe on our 23rd birthday or maybe even like our 28th, maybe.

00:04:49Listen, guys, I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.

00:04:56I know it's tradition, but I'm sorry.

00:05:05That's Cheryl. Sue is right.

00:05:07We do always do something special on our birthday.

00:05:09Oh, does Jake really have such a tiny little needle dip?

00:05:14It's not Jake.

00:05:16It's the male ideal.

00:05:18Like, a Greek god or Sue's dad.

00:05:22Right.

00:05:23Oh, yeah, I guess you're right.

00:05:26I mean, it kind of sucks.

00:05:27I'm not really an artist.

00:05:28Girls, can you just stop changing the subject?

00:05:31The point is, we should all lose our virginities together on the same day.

00:05:34And I'm just not ready yet.

00:05:36I'm waiting for a sign.

00:05:38And then I'll know it's right.

00:05:39Look, I can go either way.

00:05:41I mean, I'm fine with just 69, 79, anal.

00:05:46I don't feel any rush to actually do the deed.

00:05:49Besides, I know it'll never live up to my rabbit anyway.

00:05:53But if you want to do it this year, then maybe we all should.

00:05:58You know, it could be like our big 18th birthday thing.

00:06:01Where are you going at 6.30 in the morning?

00:06:07To church to pray for you.

00:06:09I want to be first in line.

00:06:12I'm getting some sleep.

00:06:13Yeah, me too.

00:06:23Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.

00:06:25It has been four days since my last confession.

00:06:27I accused myself of the following sins.

00:06:29Mm-hmm.

00:06:31Okay, so I'm really embarrassed to talk about this, but it's about sex.

00:06:37Mm-hmm.

00:06:39I mean, not me.

00:06:41I've never gone past second base with a guy.

00:06:43Mm-hmm.

00:06:45I've never even seen a guy's...

00:06:47Well, there was that one time I took the pants off my Ken doll.

00:06:50But I was dressing him up as Jesus, and I wanted to see his thing.

00:06:54But there was nothing there.

00:06:58Okay, so it's about my friends.

00:07:00My friends, my best friends, they're going to do something really bad this weekend.

00:07:04Okay.

00:07:06Third base.

00:07:07What?

00:07:08No.

00:07:09Like, sex.

00:07:10Like, intercourse?

00:07:12With boys, they barely even know.

00:07:14I mean, they really need us intervention, if you know what I mean.

00:07:17All the way.

00:07:18Go all the way.

00:07:20What?

00:07:20How could you do this?

00:07:27You're a bad, bad person.

00:07:31What?

00:07:37Yes.

00:07:38Yes.

00:07:39Run.

00:07:40Run.

00:07:41Home route.

00:07:42Damn it!

00:07:46Fuck your Yankees.

00:07:49Sorry.

00:07:50I'm sorry.

00:08:12Sue, it is 1 PM.

00:08:15Would you have a little consideration?

00:08:16I'm trying to sleep.

00:08:19Geez, can you guys please keep it down?

00:08:22I have an announcement to make.

00:08:24I want to do it.

00:08:26Do you hear me?

00:08:27I want to do it.

00:08:29This weekend, on our birthday.

00:08:32Do what?

00:08:34It, screw, you know, screwing, boning, making the beast

00:08:38with two backs, you know, shagging, fucking.

00:08:44You do, but what about all your religious stuff?

00:08:48And what about your sign from heaven?

00:08:50Oh, I got a sign at church.

00:08:53Really?

00:08:54Well, OK, great.

00:08:57We're all in then.

00:08:59So we'll have a big pool party, and we'll do it there.

00:09:02Right?

00:09:04Right.

00:09:06I'll start making the shopping list.

00:09:16Hey, Frank.

00:09:18Hi, Sue.

00:09:20Guys, we didn't invite Frank to the party.

00:09:22I don't know, do you think he'd even have fun?

00:09:24Yeah, he's blind.

00:09:26Blind people can do everything regular people can do.

00:09:28I don't know.

00:09:29I don't know.

00:09:30I don't know.

00:09:31I don't know.

00:09:32Maybe you're back.

00:09:33Hey.

00:09:34Um, I was wondering.

00:09:35We're throwing this party tomorrow night.

00:09:36It's for our birthdays.

00:09:37Do you want to come?

00:09:38Do you think he can see at me short?

00:09:39Well, my house looks done.

00:09:41Tomorrow's a big day.

00:09:42We finally turn 18.

00:09:43And finally lose our virginity.

00:09:46Well, we better get our beady sleep,

00:09:48because the party starts tomorrow at 2.

00:09:49So, OK, we know who Cheryl's going to do it with, Jake.

00:09:52And I'll probably do that next week.

00:09:54I'll do that next week.

00:09:55I'll do it.

00:09:56I'll do it.

00:09:57I'll do it.

00:09:58I'll do it.

00:09:59I'll do it.

00:10:00I'll do it.

00:10:01I'll do it.

00:10:02I'll do it.

00:10:03I'll do it.

00:10:04I'll do it.

00:10:05I'll do it.

00:10:06I'll do it.

00:10:07I'll do it.

00:10:08I'll do it.

00:10:09I'll do it.

00:10:10I'll do it.

00:10:11I'll probably do that guy Rod.

00:10:12But, Sue, who are you going to pick?

00:10:13To pop your chair?

00:10:14It's easy.

00:10:15I've known for the past six years,

00:10:17ever since catechism.

00:10:21What the fuck is catechism?

00:10:22I think it's a baby panda wrapped in peanut butter.

00:10:24Yeah.

00:10:33My soulmate.

00:10:37Chris?

00:10:38Sue, you might want to think about picking a backup.

00:10:42I mean...

00:10:43What?

00:10:44No, Chris is perfect.

00:10:45He played Jesus in Jesus Christ Superstar last year at camp.

00:10:48Plus, his name's Chris.

00:10:49It's a sign.

00:10:50Sue, the only sign is that Chris has a major case of gay face.

00:10:55What?

00:10:56He does not.

00:10:57Anyway, there's no such thing as gay face.

00:10:59He looks just like Justin Bieber.

00:11:01With a little bit of Zac Efron and just a hint of Ryan Seacrest.

00:11:06Who the fuck's Ryan Seacrest?

00:11:08Look, Chris is my soulmate.

00:11:10Okay, well, sweet dreams.

00:11:12Mm-hmm.

00:11:13See you in the morning.

00:11:22I knew it would happen someday.

00:11:23I just didn't expect it to happen so soon.

00:11:25I just didn't expect it to happen so soon.

00:11:55You're so perfect.

00:12:25I knew that's what I look like.

00:12:47Too bad no one could ever compare to you.

00:12:55Tomorrow's the day.

00:13:25Oh my gosh, they're coming.

00:13:28Lexi, Cheryl, hurry!

00:13:33Ew, why?

00:13:35It's for Jake to unwrap me. It's gonna be really sexy. I'm gonna sweat.

00:13:39You're gonna die of asphyxiation.

00:13:41He's gonna be really sexy.

00:13:43It's stupid. Just screw him.

00:13:45That's what he wants. That's what all guys want.

00:13:47Who hurt you as a child?

00:13:49Oh, Christ. I don't have your mouth, too.

00:13:52Anyway, what guys want is someone who's sexy, not someone they can just have sex with.

00:13:57You're an idiot. A very smooth, plastic-wrapped idiot.

00:14:02Guys, seriously, come on, hurry up.

00:14:05Oh, what a cool bracelet! I love it!

00:14:13Um...

00:14:14You should put that down, though, because it's, like...

00:14:16It's very fragile.

00:14:17Yeah.

00:14:18Okay.

00:14:19Set it down.

00:14:20Hurry up.

00:14:23Those were your anal beats, right?

00:14:25Yeah.

00:14:26Yes.

00:14:27No.

00:14:44Whoo!

00:14:45It's fun in the Hat!

00:14:47Oh, jeez.

00:14:48Whoa!

00:14:49Oh, we're gonna have some fun!

00:14:51Oh, Attack of the Wet t-shirts!

00:14:53Nice!

00:14:54Ah!

00:14:54Let's get you.

00:14:55Fuck you.

00:14:57Ah, I'm gonna get you, check, check, check, check.

00:15:02Happy birthday, Lex.

00:15:05Oh, Joanna, we said no gifts.

00:15:08That is lip poison to plump your lips,

00:15:10but be careful it stings.

00:15:12And the other one is edible mucical joy.

00:15:15Oh, how did you know?

00:15:17I'm going to use both of these tonight.

00:15:24Poster is such a cutie.

00:15:27Please don't touch my service time.

00:15:29All right, sorry.

00:15:30Are you OK now?

00:15:31Yeah, I'm fine, thank you.

00:15:32OK.

00:15:33See you later.

00:15:36I can't believe you haven't heard of it.

00:15:38This is crazy.

00:15:39Jake!

00:15:40Hi!

00:15:41Hey, babe.

00:15:43Happy birthday.

00:15:45Oh, you didn't have to give me anything.

00:15:48What?

00:15:49You want a beer?

00:15:51No.

00:15:56Oh, hon.

00:15:58Come here.

00:16:01I have your present here.

00:16:03I'll give it to you later when the time's right.

00:16:05Aw.

00:16:06You didn't have to give me anything.

00:16:08And I have a present for you that I want you to unwrap later.

00:16:14Hey, bro.

00:16:16We need you to settle this bet over here real quick.

00:16:18Oh, I bet.

00:16:19All right.

00:16:20This is my man right here.

00:16:21Hey.

00:16:22Hey.

00:16:23How you doing?

00:16:24Good.

00:16:25Check it out!

00:16:26Dare me?

00:16:27Woo!

00:16:28Woo!

00:16:29Woo!

00:16:30Woo!

00:16:31Woo!

00:16:32Woo!

00:16:33Woo!

00:16:34Woo!

00:16:35Woo!

00:16:36Woo!

00:16:37Woo!

00:16:38Woo!

00:16:39Woo!

00:16:40Woo!

00:16:41Woo!

00:16:42Woo!

00:16:43Woo!

00:16:44Woo!

00:16:45Woo!

00:16:46Woo!

00:16:47Woo!

00:16:48Woo!

00:16:49Woo!

00:16:50Woo!

00:16:51Woo!

00:16:52Woo!

00:16:53Woo!

00:16:54Woo!

00:16:55Woo!

00:16:56Woo!

00:16:57Woo!

00:16:58Woo!

00:16:59Woo!

00:17:00Woo!

00:17:01Woo!

00:17:02Woo!

00:17:03Woo!

00:17:04Woo!

00:17:05Woo!

00:17:06Woo!

00:17:07Woo!

00:17:08Woo!

00:17:09Woo!

00:17:10Woo!

00:17:11Woo!

00:17:12Woo!

00:17:13Woo!

00:17:14Woo!

00:17:15Woo!

00:17:16Woo!

00:17:17Oh, dude, dude.

00:17:21I'm blind, you fucking asshole.

00:17:26Sue, no, it's your birthday.

00:17:28Here, let me.

00:17:29Joanna, no, just go enjoy the birdie.

00:17:31Come on.

00:17:33Open.

00:17:36Hey, do my lips look any plumper?

00:17:38I put this stuff on, but I can't really feel anything yet.

00:17:43Have you guys seen Jake?

00:17:44I haven't seen him anywhere.

00:17:45It just, like, disappeared.

00:17:47Are these real?

00:17:59Of course they are.

00:18:01How come I haven't even met you before?

00:18:04I don't know.

00:18:05Maybe he's going to be around.

00:18:06Have you seen Jake?

00:18:07Um, I think he's around or something.

00:18:10Maybe upstairs.

00:18:11I don't know.

00:18:13Maybe you want to go get my birthday present.

00:18:15That's probably where you went.

00:18:16I don't know.

00:18:21Liquid courage?

00:18:22Yeah.

00:18:23Atta girl.

00:18:27Vodka, cranberry?

00:18:28Surely simple.

00:18:31Well, I guess it's now or never.

00:18:33I can go meet around.

00:18:35Sue?

00:18:36Are you okay?

00:18:37Sue?

00:18:38Relax.

00:18:39They're just eyes.

00:18:41Okay.

00:18:42Nothing to be scared of.

00:18:43Seriously.

00:18:44It's going to be fine.

00:18:45Is Chris here?

00:18:51Wow.

00:18:51It's even worse in person, isn't it?

00:18:53No.

00:18:54He does not have gate face.

00:18:56I'm going to prove it to you.

00:18:58I'm going to do it.

00:18:59I'm going to do it.

00:19:12I'm going to do this.

00:19:13Go back.

00:19:15Hey, you can do this.

00:19:19Just act like a slut.

00:19:20Just pretend you're Lex.

00:19:32Yeah, my favorite chapter is Sodom and Gomorrah.

00:19:35Chris.

00:19:37Hi.

00:19:38Can I talk to you?

00:19:40Uh-huh.

00:19:40Um, in private?

00:19:43Oh.

00:19:56Hey, Lexi.

00:19:57Hey, Lexi.

00:19:58What?

00:19:59Chris.

00:20:01You're so sexy.

00:20:03Ever since you played Jesus at camp, I've just...

00:20:06I've known that we were meant to be together.

00:20:08And I really want to...

00:20:13Oh!

00:20:13What are you doing?

00:20:15Is that wrong?

00:20:16Sue!

00:20:16What's gotten into you?

00:20:18Nothing.

00:20:18I'm sorry.

00:20:19I don't know how to do this.

00:20:21Sue.

00:20:23Sue.

00:20:24Sue.

00:20:26I understand these urges.

00:20:30And, you know, I like you too.

00:20:34Really?

00:20:35You do?

00:20:35I do.

00:20:36I really do.

00:20:38It's just...

00:20:45I've devoted a lot of my life to one certain man.

00:20:51Right.

00:20:52Lexi said you were...

00:20:53Jesus.

00:20:54Oh.

00:20:55Batman.

00:20:56Of course.

00:20:57What did you think?

00:20:59Oh, nothing.

00:21:00So we can still do this then?

00:21:03Oh, Sue.

00:21:05You know, for me, when I think about that man who died for our sins, when I think about him up there on that cross, so helpless, yet so muscular, with his strong thighs crossed over each other so delicately beneath that ragged loincloth.

00:21:33Growing so hot, so sweaty, under that hot, hot sun, I just feel such compassion.

00:21:43I think about those things, too.

00:21:44So you understand why I can't do this?

00:21:49Not really.

00:21:50I just find it too hard, it is, to give in to carnal pleasure when he sacrificed so much for us.

00:21:59So...

00:22:00So...

00:22:01I'm going to go out there, right?

00:22:06Andy, we're going to tell you three months.

00:22:09Jake.

00:22:10Hey, Ty.

00:22:11Whoa!

00:22:12Can you see him, Jake?

00:22:13No, no.

00:22:14All right.

00:22:15Okay.

00:22:16All right, focus.

00:22:17Focus.

00:22:18Focus.

00:22:19Focus.

00:22:20Focus.

00:22:21Focus.

00:22:22Oh, there he is.

00:22:27Oh, he got me the puppy that I wanted.

00:22:37How could he?

00:22:38Sue?

00:22:39What happened?

00:22:40Did you guys do it?

00:22:41Sue?

00:22:42He doesn't want me.

00:22:43Because he's gay.

00:22:44No, he's not.

00:22:45He just really loves Jesus.

00:22:46Oh, come on, Sue.

00:22:47The only reason you even liked him is because you knew he was never a real possibility for

00:22:48you.

00:22:49What do you think he's gay?

00:22:50It's not.

00:22:51What do you think he's gay?

00:22:52No, he's not.

00:22:53No, it's not.

00:22:54But he's gay.

00:22:55I don't know.

00:22:56I don't know.

00:22:57I don't know.

00:22:58But I don't know.

00:22:59I don't know.

00:23:00I don't know.

00:23:01I don't know.

00:23:02I don't know.

00:23:03I don't know.

00:23:04I don't know.

00:23:05I don't know.

00:23:06It's not.

00:23:07I don't know.

00:23:08The only reason you even liked him is because you knew he was never a real possibility for you.

00:23:13Look, the only way you're going to find out what kind of man you really want

00:23:17is to know what kind of woman you really are, deep inside.

00:23:22What?

00:23:23Come with me.

00:23:25Where?

00:23:25To meet your dark side.

00:23:33Out.

00:23:35Everyone out.

00:23:38Sue, it's time for you and your vagina to meet face-to-face.

00:23:58I really can't.

00:24:01I really don't think I can do this.

00:24:04I'm not letting you out until you look.

00:24:08I'm not letting you out until you look.

00:24:14Sue?

00:24:15Can you see it?

00:24:18Sue?

00:24:19I'm almost...

00:24:23I'm almost there.

00:24:27Oh!

00:24:28What?

00:24:32What?

00:24:32Sue, what happened?

00:24:33What did you see?

00:24:35A raccoon?

00:24:36What?

00:24:38You overshot it.

00:24:39Aim the mirror further up.

00:24:47I can't.

00:24:48Please don't make me do that again.

00:24:50Okay, fine.

00:24:51Fine.

00:24:52I didn't want to do this, but you leave me no choice.

00:24:55What?

00:24:56You really need an orgasm.

00:24:59Honestly, I don't know how you expected to ever have sex with someone else when you've

00:25:02never even had it with yourself.

00:25:04This really has to be your first step.

00:25:06Lex, I'm waiting.

00:25:08Coming.

00:25:09Sue, my black vibrator is somewhere in the top drawer.

00:25:11Just find it and use it.

00:25:14Wait, what does the black vibrator look like?

00:25:16It's black.

00:25:17It vibrates.

00:25:20Come on, Rod.

00:25:21Let's go to Sue's room.

00:25:24Don't come back until you have at least one orgasm.

00:25:26Hey, cutie!

00:25:39Cutie!

00:25:44Boozeye!

00:25:45Oh, yeah!

00:25:49Bang.

00:25:51Bang.

00:25:52Bang.

00:25:54Good boy.

00:25:54Straighten up.

00:25:56Good boy.

00:25:57Good boy.

00:25:59He knows over a hundred commands.

00:26:02I'm sorry, I can't see anything.

00:26:04That is not funny, Cheryl.

00:26:06What a bitch.

00:26:08Fortunately, when you're blind, you get used to things like that.

00:26:10Ah!

00:26:15Ah!

00:26:19Ah!

00:26:21Ah!

00:26:22Ah!

00:26:23Ah!

00:26:24Ah!

00:26:25Ah!

00:26:26Ah!

00:26:27Ah!

00:26:28Ah!

00:26:38Oh, shit!

00:26:43What's wrong with this thing?

00:26:44Nice shot!

00:26:47Direct hit!

00:26:48Ah!

00:26:49Ah!

00:26:50Ah!

00:26:51Ah!

00:26:52Ah!

00:26:53Ah!

00:26:54Ah!

00:26:55Ah!

00:26:56Ah!

00:27:02Cheryl, what is wrong?

00:27:04Ah!

00:27:04Lexi, it's Jake.

00:27:07He was getting a blowjob by some pink-haired girl.

00:27:10For sure?

00:27:11I mean, I know I've been putting off having sex with him,

00:27:14so maybe it's my fault.

00:27:15That's no excuse.

00:27:17He's a dirtbag.

00:27:18How dare he?

00:27:19No, it's awful.

00:27:20I mean, I thought I was going to marry him.

00:27:28It's a text.

00:27:29It's from him.

00:27:30I can't bear myself to read it.

00:27:31Okay.

00:27:33He's looking for you.

00:27:34He wants to give you your birthday gift.

00:27:37Oh, I can't face him.

00:27:39I have to go.

00:27:39I'm going.

00:27:40No, you can't just leave.

00:27:42Well, I can't stay and just pretend like nothing happened.

00:27:45I mean, maybe I should confront him.

00:27:47He'll either deny it or admit and promise never to do it again.

00:27:50Either way, it's bullshit.

00:27:52I see only one option.

00:27:55I'm leaving.

00:27:56Revenge sex.

00:27:57Reve- I mean, what?

00:27:58What does that even mean?

00:27:59It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out,

00:28:02and you let Jake catch you.

00:28:06Revenge sex.

00:28:08Reve- I mean, what?

00:28:09What does that even mean?

00:28:09It means you find a guy, you screw his brains out, and you let Jake catch you.

00:28:13But he- I mean, he doesn't even care.

00:28:17He doesn't even care about me.

00:28:18I mean, why would- he's just into other girls.

00:28:20Trust me, he'll care.

00:28:22Seriously, this is the worst thing you could do to him.

00:28:25To his ego?

00:28:26To screw someone else when you've never even had sex with him?

00:28:30Especially if it's with someone smarter, better looking, and with a bigger dick.

00:28:33No, I- I couldn't.

00:28:36Plus, I mean, there's- there's no one smarter and better looking.

00:28:41Eric!

00:28:42He's perfect!

00:28:43Eric Hall?

00:28:44Are you kidding?

00:28:45I mean, he wouldn't even be into me.

00:28:47He likes your type.

00:28:49Really?

00:28:49And what type is that?

00:28:51He's funny.

00:28:51Yeah.

00:28:54Trust me, he's amazing.

00:28:55I fooled around with him once.

00:28:56He has this great tongue ring.

00:28:58Oh, no.

00:28:59I could never fool around with somebody you fooled around with.

00:29:02Okay, then.

00:29:03Fine.

00:29:03We will find someone else.

00:29:05Someone that I haven't fooled around with.

00:29:11Okay, what does it matter that I fooled around with him?

00:29:13I mean, it's like you're not going to marry the guy.

00:29:16No, I just couldn't do it.

00:29:18Fine.

00:29:18If you want to live the rest of your life knowing that you had one chance to do the right thing,

00:29:23to make your boyfriend feel like a total worthless piece of garbage,

00:29:26and possibly even scar him with the rest of his existence,

00:29:28and you chose not to do it, go ahead.

00:29:31But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.

00:29:35I don't know.

00:29:38But honestly, I don't know how you'll be able to live with yourself.

00:29:42I don't know.

00:29:44Trust me.

00:29:45It's going to work.

00:29:51I will intercept Jake and get him upstairs.

00:29:55Hi, Cheryl.

00:29:56Are you okay enough to chat with your friends?

00:29:58Oh, no.

00:30:10Hey.

00:30:12Happy birthday.

00:30:12Have you guys seen Jake?

00:30:25Have you guys seen Jake?

00:30:35Have you guys seen Jake?

00:30:37Happy birthday.

00:30:38Happy birthday.

00:30:45Do you know that most people think that the happy birthday song was from Britain?

00:30:51But it's actually from us.

00:30:52U.S.

00:30:54America?

00:30:56United States?

00:30:58I know where we live.

00:30:59Right.

00:31:00Of course.

00:31:01Hey, Jesus, Eric, are you going to make your move or not?

00:31:15Oh, you want me to move?

00:31:16Yeah, no, I can totally move.

00:31:17I just...

00:31:18No, you're fine.

00:31:19No, you're fine.

00:31:20No, you're fine.

00:31:31Jake!

00:31:32So, Eric, do you want to do it or not?

00:31:35Oh, I'm sorry.

00:31:38It?

00:31:39What, um...

00:31:40It.

00:31:41Like, monkey boning and, like, pigs in a blanket get real nasty.

00:31:47Oh.

00:31:48Oh, you mean, like, uh, right now?

00:31:52I mean, well, yeah.

00:31:54You know, the sooner the better.

00:31:57Yeah, sure.

00:31:58I mean, yeah, of course.

00:31:59Um, I just never realized that you, I mean, whew, uh, it's just, you're so, you're so beautiful.

00:32:14Okay, um, uh, no kissing.

00:32:18Right, um, of course.

00:32:21Sorry.

00:32:23So, um, do you want to unrat me?

00:32:28Oh, wow.

00:32:29Uh, you're wrapped up like a Hot Pocket or a leftover macaroni and cheese.

00:32:34Now that you're left over, you're not.

00:32:36You, uh, you're fresh.

00:32:40Now that you're left over, you're not.

00:32:42You, uh, you're fresh.

00:32:45Organic.

00:32:46Yep.

00:32:49So, the wrap.

00:32:50Right.

00:32:51Um, where's the, uh...

00:32:54It's, uh, the end that I just, like, right over here.

00:32:56Oh, yeah, here it is.

00:32:57Yeah.

00:32:58That's where I see it.

00:32:58Um, let me just, uh, got it.

00:33:01Uh...

00:33:01Ow, ow, ow.

00:33:03Sorry, sorry, sorry.

00:33:04I, um...

00:33:05It's, it's okay.

00:33:06Do it again.

00:33:09Sorry, I, uh, I bite my nails, so it's a little difficult.

00:33:12You know what?

00:33:13Let me just lay on the bed.

00:33:15Okay.

00:33:20Uh, let me just see.

00:33:24Oh, here it is.

00:33:25I got it.

00:33:25All right.

00:33:26Just, um, pull it.

00:33:28Let me just...

00:33:28Oh, jeez.

00:33:33Uh, Cheryl, are you...

00:33:34You okay?

00:33:35Help!

00:33:36Uh...

00:33:37Hey, Cheryl, are you okay?

00:33:41Oh, jeez.

00:33:43Oh, jeez.

00:33:44Oh, jeez.

00:33:45Oh, jeez.

00:33:46Oh, jeez.

00:33:47Oh, jeez.

00:33:48Oh, jeez.

00:33:49Well, that was stupid.

00:33:52Yeah.

00:33:58How you doing tonight?

00:34:00You having a good time?

00:34:01Yeah?

00:34:02You good?

00:34:02Jake!

00:34:03I think I saw Cheryl upstairs.

00:34:06What?

00:34:07I can't hear you.

00:34:09I didn't have a beer.

00:34:11Chips are so damn salty.

00:34:12Jake!

00:34:12So are you with me?

00:34:14Upstairs.

00:34:15Yeah.

00:34:15Hold on.

00:34:17Take a piss.

00:34:18How much beer?

00:34:19Oh.

00:34:20Oh.

00:34:21Oh.

00:34:22Oh.

00:34:23Oh.

00:34:26Oh.

00:34:28Oh.

00:34:31Oh.

00:34:34Oh.

00:34:39Oh.

00:34:40Oh.

00:34:42Finally.

00:34:47I, uh, let me just get the blinds.

00:34:51Oh, no, no, no.

00:34:52No, no, no.

00:34:53Um, don't worry about it.

00:34:54What?

00:34:55I mean, I want us to be able to see each other.

00:35:00Oh.

00:35:02Well, OK.

00:35:03OK.

00:35:17Oh, well, okay.

00:35:18OK.

00:35:19Hmm.

00:35:20Hmm.

00:35:21Mm.

00:35:22Mm.

00:35:23Mm.

00:35:24Mm.

00:35:25Mm.

00:35:26Mm.

00:35:27Mm.

00:35:28Mm.

00:35:29Mm.

00:35:30Mm.

00:35:31Mm.

00:35:32Mm.

00:35:33Well, okay, okay

00:36:03What are you doing?

00:36:20I think it's time

00:36:23You know

00:36:25Do it

00:36:27Not yet, more foreplay

00:36:30Huh?

00:36:33It's so good

00:36:39Oh

00:36:40Yep

00:36:42Oh, my God

00:36:44Jaw, jaw, jaw

00:36:46What, what, what?

00:36:47Lock jaw, lock jaw

00:36:52Is that even a thing?

00:36:54I don't know

00:36:55Are you okay?

00:36:59No, no, no, no, it's, uh, it's fine

00:37:04I'm just, uh, embarrassed

00:37:06It's probably TMJ or fracture or swollen

00:37:12Are you sure you're okay?

00:37:15Yeah, yeah, I'm fine

00:37:16Okay, great, have fun

00:37:17Oh

00:37:18Now, now, let's do it now

00:37:25No, not yet, not yet

00:37:26Alright, I'm gonna come

00:37:30No, not yet, not yet

00:37:31No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no

00:37:34No, no, no, not yet

00:37:35Lexi, Lexi, oh, shit

00:37:37Oh, no, no, no, not yet.

00:37:42Lexi, Lexi, oh, no means no.

00:37:48Oh, I'm so sorry.

00:37:49I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

00:37:50It's been a really long time, and I just, I haven't masturbated for anything.

00:37:57Uh-oh.

00:38:00Oh, hey, Jake.

00:38:03How you doing?

00:38:05How's it going?

00:38:06Good.

00:38:06Eric?

00:38:08Eric, help me.

00:38:10I'm glad I can't see anything.

00:38:12Excuse me.

00:38:16Cheryl's in here.

00:38:22What's up, bro?

00:38:24What the fuck is...

00:38:25Wait, wait!

00:38:29Lex, babe, still waiting.

00:38:31Oh, I'm sorry, I can't see, I'm blind.

00:38:41Damn it.

00:38:43I'm gonna save somebody to know that bitch.

00:38:45Hey, you!

00:38:47You better stop making fun of the blind, or I'm gonna teach you a lesson.

00:38:51Ow!

00:38:52I'm so sorry!

00:39:02I'll never make fun of the blind again.

00:39:05I'll never make fun of the blind again.

00:39:08Oh, man, no more water balloons.

00:39:23This party's ass.

00:39:27Yeah!

00:39:31This just isn't working.

00:39:34Nothing.

00:39:35What's the big deal about these vibrators anyway?

00:39:38Oh, man, I love this game.

00:39:50We're in the controllers.

00:39:51We got to play.

00:39:52Here, here, here.

00:39:52Okay, let me find another one.

00:39:53All right, right, come on.

00:39:57Whoa!

00:39:59Look at this.

00:40:02Fuel, fuel, fuel.

00:40:04Get that thing away, Jesus.

00:40:05Hey, dude, nice shot.

00:40:15Wasn't me.

00:40:20Whoa, whoa, nice.

00:40:23Are you sitting in there or something?

00:40:27Hey, you found the grenade launcher.

00:40:28Nice, nice.

00:40:29Do you have the extra controller?

00:40:52Whoa!

00:40:53You are the controller.

00:40:57No, I just...

00:40:58I didn't...

00:41:00I swear, I...

00:41:02All right.

00:41:12Hey, Sue.

00:41:14What's going on, man?

00:41:17It's all right.

00:41:18Hey, Sue.

00:41:19Hey, didn't you hear me calling you?

00:41:31Yeah, I just needed to...

00:41:33Um...

00:41:34Oh, sure.

00:41:36Listen, Sue, I...

00:41:39I was rethinking what I said earlier.

00:41:41You were?

00:41:43You mean...

00:41:44Yeah.

00:41:48So you think we should give it a try?

00:41:52Could we go get a drink?

00:41:56Wow, um, your toilet's really...

00:41:59Oh, you...

00:42:00Do you know what?

00:42:02I gotta go.

00:42:03Um, happy birthday.

00:42:04Uh, no, Chris.

00:42:05No, there wasn't.

00:42:06I didn't...

00:42:07Oh, God, never mind.

00:42:08This was the worst idea ever.

00:42:23Never going to have sex.

00:42:25Ow.

00:42:25Hello?

00:42:45A little attention here.

00:42:48Oh, yeah.

00:42:48Sorry.

00:42:49Lex, don't be selfish.

00:42:56All right.

00:42:58Sorry.

00:43:09Ugh.

00:43:11Jeez.

00:43:12Who invented this stupid position, anyway?

00:43:15Too much fucking multitasking.

00:43:18Screw it.

00:43:19Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

00:43:49No, that was bad.

00:44:01That was so bad.

00:44:14Joanna, do you know a guy named JJ?

00:44:19I think that guy's name starts with a J.

00:44:25Hey, does your name start with a J?

00:44:29Yes, it does.

00:44:31So, you're JJ?

00:44:32Uh-oh.

00:44:49Hello. Welcome to 1-900 Confess. Would you like a priest or a nun today?

00:45:00A nun.

00:45:01Please punch in your credit card number.

00:45:08Please hold.

00:45:09Oh, thank goodness.

00:45:131-900 Confession. How may I be of service?

00:45:17It's been one day since my last confession. I accuse myself of the following sins.

00:45:21One day?

00:45:22Ow!

00:45:25Is that too long?

00:45:30I would have come this morning, but it's my 18th birthday.

00:45:33Go on.

00:45:35Uh, okay. Well, I've been touching myself inappropriately. Well, actually, I didn't know a washing machine.

00:45:40What's her problem?

00:45:43A washing machine touched her.

00:45:46Well, you know, I sat on a washing machine and, well...

00:45:49All right, freak. Time's up.

00:45:51What? But what do I do?

00:45:53Just unplug the thing.

00:45:54No, but I think I might have had an orgasm.

00:45:58Well, then be happy. You found the perfect man.

00:46:01I'm serious!

00:46:02Look, honey, you seem like a nice young lady, so I'll tell you this. Masturbation isn't a sin.

00:46:11No contritions?

00:46:13You broke no covenant with God. It's not in the Bible.

00:46:17So the washing machine could touch me anytime? Like morning, afternoon, night?

00:46:23Yes, and other things can touch you. Accidental masturbation is not a sin. Neither is intentional masturbation.

00:46:30Huh. God's pretty cool that way.

00:46:34He sure is. Now run along.

00:46:39Wow. How do you know all that?

00:46:42Because I'm a nun. Now eat my pussy, bitch!

00:46:47Huh. Accidental masturbation. Who'd have thought?

00:46:50Revenge sex. What a stupid fucking idea.

00:47:02God, I'm getting out of here.

00:47:06Yeah, admit it. I've got no game.

00:47:09I guess I can skip it.

00:47:10I guess I'm a few more. Thank you.

00:47:15Fucking douchebag!

00:47:16Damn it.

00:47:19Now I have to get laid if it's the last thing I do.

00:47:22You go, girl.

00:47:24What?

00:47:26What are you doing here?

00:47:28We needed someplace private.

00:47:30But hey, listen. If you're serious about getting laid.

00:47:33Yeah?

00:47:34If you want someone great.

00:47:35I mean, really. The best ever.

00:47:39No offense.

00:47:41Frank. The blind guy?

00:47:43Really?

00:47:44I'm telling you, he's amazing.

00:47:48I had food sex with him a few weeks ago.

00:47:50It was like nothing I've ever experienced before.

00:47:53It was like we used all our senses.

00:47:55Everything.

00:47:56If you're interested, I'll set it up.

00:48:02All right.

00:48:09What about him?

00:48:10Jeremy.

00:48:11Oh, yeah. I know Jeremy.

00:48:13Hey, I think I fooled around with him once.

00:48:16I didn't know his last name, though.

00:48:18It's Jones.

00:48:20Jeremy Jones.

00:48:21Oh, this all makes sense.

00:48:23Excuse me.

00:48:24Jeremy.

00:48:25Jeremy.

00:48:26Hi.

00:48:27Hey.

00:48:28Who's on the phone?

00:48:30Oh, that's my new girlfriend.

00:48:31You'll meet her.

00:48:32It'll be here in like an hour.

00:48:34Wait, you have a girlfriend?

00:48:48Oh.

00:48:49Hey, Frank.

00:48:51Sit.

00:48:54Oh, you meant...

00:48:56You meant the dog.

00:49:00Relax.

00:49:02You need to relax and calm down.

00:49:13Oh, I'm...

00:49:14I'm relaxed.

00:49:15I'm fine.

00:49:16Why are you biting your nail?

00:49:17I'm not.

00:49:21How did you know that?

00:49:25Corner.

00:49:29Sit.

00:49:31Roll over.

00:49:35Oh, you mean me.

00:49:39Roll over.

00:49:39Oh, you mean me.

00:49:44Oh, how do you...

00:49:45How do you want me to...

00:49:47Just lay down.

00:49:48You know it.

00:49:59Oh.

00:50:00Oh.

00:50:00I shouldn't even be doing this, but...

00:50:03I'm considering it a teachable moment.

00:50:05Okay.

00:50:06Oh.

00:50:09Oh.

00:50:12See me with your hands.

00:50:17All right.

00:50:18Uh...

00:50:18You know, I should really...

00:50:26I have a boyfriend, and I shouldn't be doing this.

00:50:28Really.

00:50:28Okay.

00:50:28I should be doing it.

00:50:41Mmm, peanut butter.

00:50:57Frank.

00:50:58Oh.

00:51:02Oh, Frank.

00:51:03You know, man?

00:51:09No, ma'am.

00:51:28No, give me a chip.

00:51:29My chips, homeboy.

00:51:31No, give me a chip, ma'am.

00:51:32My chips.

00:51:33No, my chip.

00:51:34No, give me a chip.

00:51:36My chips?

00:51:37Guys, why are you making such a mess?

00:51:41Sorry.

00:51:49It's just a case of accidental masturbation.

00:51:52That's all.

00:51:56No, let me do this.

00:51:58Go ahead.

00:51:58I got it.

00:52:00No, really, please.

00:52:00I want to help.

00:52:04Okay, everybody out.

00:52:06Leave.

00:52:07I have to vacuum.

00:52:21You're not even getting the chips.

00:52:22They're over here.

00:52:24I see some dust over here, so.

00:52:29It's just so much dust on this floor.

00:52:33It's dirty.

00:52:34It's dirty floor.

00:52:35It's such a dirty, dirty floor.

00:52:39It's...

00:52:40Okay.

00:52:57I think I got all that.

00:53:02I'm just going to see how home.

00:53:13Frankie.

00:53:16Oh, my...

00:53:17What was that?

00:53:17What?

00:53:18What?

00:53:19Ah, fucking shit.

00:53:21Man, we got a...

00:53:22We'll wake you smoking here.

00:53:25Stop.

00:53:26Frank, stop teasing Frank.

00:53:28Oh, shit.

00:53:30Sorry, man.

00:53:31We're just looking for a place to finish this roach.

00:53:33All right, I heard something.

00:53:34You want to join us?

00:53:35Uh, no, I might...

00:53:36Come on, you gotta do it.

00:53:38Come on.

00:53:39Seriously, guys, I need to...

00:53:40What's your dog, man?

00:53:41Dude, what's like being blinded?

00:53:42It's trippy.

00:53:43Frank?

00:53:49Frank, are we going to do something soon?

00:53:53Bro, you are too funny.

00:53:57Thanks, man.

00:53:58Oh, this is some good stuff.

00:54:00I haven't smoked since junior high.

00:54:01Dude, I haven't stopped smoking since junior high.

00:54:04Wait, wait, wait.

00:54:05I feel like I was supposed to be doing something.

00:54:10Damn, I really can't remember.

00:54:11This is some good shit.

00:54:13Oh, no.

00:54:31You're the devil.

00:54:33No more.

00:54:37JJ, I'm...

00:54:38Jeremy, you have to remember that amazing time we had together, don't you?

00:54:42Please.

00:54:44Lex, I can't.

00:54:47I mean, I got a girlfriend.

00:54:48I really like this girl.

00:54:50Fine.

00:54:51It's just so sad because I'm wearing this coupless bra and I also have on crotchless panties with

00:55:00just a little string of pearl in front for extra stimulation.

00:55:09We've got like 30 minutes before she gets here.

00:55:12Perfect.

00:55:16Before she gets here.

00:55:17Perfect.

00:55:18Let's do it.

00:55:27Let's do it.

00:55:30Fuck me.

00:55:31Fuck me now.

00:55:36What?

00:55:37What's wrong?

00:55:38I can't...

00:55:39I can't get it in.

00:55:41Just try down there.

00:55:42It's like desert down there.

00:55:44It's sandpaper.

00:55:46I just...

00:55:46Okay, I get the picture.

00:55:48Just try it again.

00:55:51No.

00:55:52Why is this happening?

00:55:54We fooled around before.

00:55:56I was dripping wet.

00:55:57I came like four times, remember?

00:55:59Just do what you did then.

00:56:00Go on.

00:56:01I already did my thing.

00:56:02I already tried.

00:56:05What?

00:56:05What is different this time?

00:56:07I don't know.

00:56:09Last time...

00:56:12I honestly don't even know what you're talking about.

00:56:15What?

00:56:17You're not JJ?

00:56:19But your name is Jeremy Jones.

00:56:21How can you not be JJ?

00:56:23Who the hell is this JJ?

00:56:26Where are you going?

00:56:27We're not done here.

00:56:29I can still do this.

00:56:30I just need a little bit of foreplay.

00:56:31I can do this.

00:56:32I don't need JJ.

00:56:34I don't need anyone else.

00:56:35We can do this.

00:56:38Go team.

00:56:42What?

00:56:43Just keep going.

00:56:49Shit.

00:56:49Where's Jeremy?

00:57:01We were just, you know...

00:57:03Hey, babe.

00:57:06Just working out.

00:57:11How could you, you bastard?

00:57:13You might want to...

00:57:16You might want to...

00:57:17What?

00:57:19What?

00:57:22Ah!

00:57:24Mariela!

00:57:25Mariela!

00:57:26You know, those aren't mine.

00:57:29At least not all of them.

00:57:31What is wrong with you?

00:57:33What is wrong with you?

00:57:39You used to be so pure.

00:57:41Well, no more.

00:57:42That's it.

00:57:44Really, that's the last one.

00:57:45Come on.

00:57:54Come on.

00:57:56Come on.

00:57:57Mm-hmm.

00:58:14Cheryl?

00:58:19What is it?

00:58:21What are you doing down here?

00:58:23Waiting for everyone to leave so I can sneak out

00:58:25and get far, far away from here.

00:58:27What?

00:58:27Why?

00:58:29Nothing, just this blind guy and his dog and ugh.

00:58:33Honey, it's going to be OK.

00:58:35No, it's not OK.

00:58:38God.

00:58:39And you know whose fault it is?

00:58:41I'm sorry.

00:58:42It's Jake's.

00:58:43Jake's fault.

00:58:44That blind, cheating bastard.

00:58:47Yes.

00:58:48He is such a dickwad.

00:58:49You need to confront him.

00:58:51Yeah.

00:58:52Yeah, I need to confront him.

00:58:53I mean, it's my birthday.

00:58:55And where is he anyway?

00:58:56Like, why isn't he hanging out with me?

00:58:58You know, you just call him here and give him

00:59:00a big piece of your mind.

00:59:01Yeah, a big piece.

00:59:02A big old chunk of my mind.

00:59:04A big piece of it.

00:59:05Yeah.

00:59:07You know, you might want to...

00:59:10You need to look hot while you break up with him.

00:59:11Yeah, you're right.

00:59:14Why am I wearing a sheet?

00:59:15I know.

00:59:21I'm sorry.

00:59:23I'm so...

00:59:24I get shy around beautiful women like you.

00:59:29I got no game.

00:59:30It's not important.

00:59:49Hey, um.

00:59:50Eric, I can't talk right now.

00:59:52No, no, no, I really need to talk to you.

00:59:54Really, Eric, I can't right now, so.

00:59:56No, no, no, no, I just wanted to say I'm sorry about earlier,

00:59:59and I'm just embarrassed, and I want to make it up to you.

01:00:03Eric, really?

01:00:04I don't care.

01:00:05It's fine.

01:00:06No, but I do.

01:00:07I mean, I do.

01:00:08I care.

01:00:10I haven't known how to tell you, maybe because, I don't know,

01:00:14I'm a little shy.

01:00:15But I was wondering, or hoping, that we could go out sometime.

01:00:22Soon, because I'm going to be leaving for a little while,

01:00:24and it would be nice to go out.

01:00:26Really?

01:00:27Eric, you're shy.

01:00:28You have no game.

01:00:30Well, no, not really.

01:00:34Yeah, no, I can't do this, sorry.

01:00:39OK, all right.

01:00:41I, uh, happy birthday, then.

01:00:45I, uh, I'm sorry, I was trying to kiss you.

01:01:06Wow.

01:01:06Oh, my God.

01:01:07Oh, my God.

01:01:08Oh, my God.

01:01:10Oh, my God.

01:01:11Oh, my God.

01:01:12Oh, my God.

01:01:13Oh, my God.

01:01:14Here I come, baby.

01:01:19Get ready for your big birthday surprise.

01:01:25Oh, baby, stop.

01:01:26Um, we can't do this.

01:01:28Oh, God damn it.

01:01:28Not again.

01:01:29Oh, no, um.

01:01:30Honey, happy.

01:01:33What the fuck is this?

01:01:35Who the hell are you, dude?

01:01:36OK, guys, don't.

01:01:41Cheryl.

01:01:42Baby, what is this?

01:01:44Oh, gee, Cheryl.

01:01:46You're, I've been looking for you all night, and you've been, oh, man, no wonder I couldn't

01:01:52find you.

01:01:53You couldn't find me?

01:01:54Oh, what about all those girls' vaginas you were in, or your penis getting sucked?

01:02:00Cheryl, honey.

01:02:01No, no.

01:02:01We can work this out.

01:02:02Baby, I love you.

01:02:04Jake, no, you have to go.

01:02:05Baby, I'll be faithful from now on, please.

01:02:07I promise.

01:02:08No, Jake, I can't do this.

01:02:09I'm sorry.

01:02:10Oh, Cheryl, come on.

01:02:12No, Jake, please, just go, just go, I'm sorry.

01:02:15You're a harmless bitch!

01:02:17How can you do it?

01:02:18Yay!

01:02:20You did it.

01:02:21I am so proud of you.

01:02:22You got your revenge sex.

01:02:23You left him a mere shell of a man.

01:02:25Revenge sex?

01:02:28It's really not what it sounds like at all.

01:02:31Right.

01:02:33It all makes sense now.

01:02:36Wow, I feel really stupid.

01:02:38Eric, I'm really, I'm really sorry.

01:02:42Cheryl, I really liked you, and you used me.

01:02:47Eric, please don't go, please, Eric!

01:02:51Aren't you happy?

01:02:53Well, no, that's not exactly how it's supposed to feel like.

01:02:56You mean the sex, was it?

01:02:58Yeah.

01:02:59No, we didn't quite do it.

01:03:01Oh.

01:03:02You know, I couldn't seem to do it either.

01:03:03Really?

01:03:04I just never found the right guy.

01:03:06Or guys.

01:03:08Anyway, we better get downstairs.

01:03:10People are starting to leave.

01:03:11I wonder how soon did.

01:03:13I can't believe she dumped me, man.

01:03:26This is bullshit.

01:03:27God!

01:03:28Oh!

01:03:29Oh!

01:03:30Oh!

01:03:31Dude, suck it!

01:03:32What the?

01:03:33God, I'm out of here!

01:03:35Yeah!

01:03:36He has good hair, though.

01:03:38Don't you puke on me.

01:03:40Don't tease me my car, either.

01:03:42Right, Seth, Frank, that I might need a vacation.

01:03:46Take this information through your head.

01:03:48Oh, Sue, are you all right?

01:03:49Was it from sex?

01:03:51Did you pop your cork?

01:03:53I don't think so.

01:03:54Not with the guy, anyway.

01:03:55Oh, don't ask.

01:03:56Every possible object.

01:03:58It's like every mechanical thing.

01:03:59It was like transformers.

01:04:01They just all became vibrators.

01:04:02I told you.

01:04:03It's addicting.

01:04:05So what about Chris?

01:04:06Well, last time I saw him, he was running away for dear life.

01:04:08I told you he was gay.

01:04:09Oh.

01:04:10Well, I think I'm just all cramp.

01:04:12Oh.

01:04:13Oh.

01:04:14Oh.

01:04:15Oh.

01:04:16Oh.

01:04:17Oh.

01:04:18Oh.

01:04:19Oh.

01:04:20Oh.

01:04:21Oh.

01:04:22Oh.

01:04:23Oh.

01:04:24Oh.

01:04:25Oh.

01:04:26Oh.

01:04:27Oh.

01:04:28Oh.

01:04:29Oh.

01:04:30Oh.

01:04:31Oh.

01:04:32I think it's broken.

01:04:33So wait.

01:04:35None of us cashed an RV card.

01:04:41Oh, Joanna, you're so sweet.

01:04:43So I was going to go grab some food.

01:04:45Want to go?

01:04:46No.

01:04:48I think I should finish up here.

01:04:50Did you ever find that guy you were looking for?

01:04:52No.

01:04:53I don't know.

01:04:55For some reason, I just realized he needs to be my first.

01:04:59Or something.

01:05:00Why?

01:05:01Why?

01:05:02Do you know him?

01:05:03Sort of.

01:05:04Oh.

01:05:05Well, hey, if you happen to run into him,

01:05:06tell him I'd like to see him again.

01:05:15Love him.

01:05:16Shut it.

01:05:17I don't want to hear it from you.

01:05:18You want to get married.

01:05:19I don't want to hear it.

01:05:22I don't want to hear it.

01:05:23Go with him.

01:05:25Zip it.

01:05:26All right.

01:05:27I'm ready.

01:05:28All right.

01:05:29I'm ready.

01:05:30All right.

01:05:32All right.

01:05:34All right.

01:05:36Um, no.

01:05:48Nowhere.

01:05:55Oh well.

01:06:06There's always next year.

01:06:27It's you.

01:06:29I've been waiting for you, JJ.

01:06:35I don't know.

01:06:37I don't know.

01:06:39I don't know.

01:06:43I don't know.

01:06:45I don't know.

01:06:47I don't know.

01:06:49I don't know.

01:06:51I don't know.

01:06:53I don't know.

01:06:55I don't know.

01:06:57I don't know.

01:06:59I don't know.

01:07:01I don't know.

01:07:03I don't know.

01:07:05I don't know.

01:07:07I don't know.

01:07:09I don't know.

01:07:11I don't know.

01:07:13I don't know.

01:07:15I don't know.

01:07:17I don't know.

01:07:19I don't know.

01:07:21I don't know.

01:07:23I don't know.

01:07:25I don't know.

01:07:27I don't know.

01:07:29I don't know.

01:07:31I don't know.

01:07:33I don't know.

01:07:35Wow.

01:07:37That's amazing.

01:07:39Yeah.

01:07:40I didn't know I had it in me.

01:07:42I guess, something inspired me.

01:07:45He really captured his expression and his eyes.

01:07:49Yeah.

01:07:50Even that little cowlick he has in his hair.

01:07:53Who's?

01:07:55Eric's.

01:07:56Well it's him, right?

01:07:58Oh, yeah.

01:08:03I have to go see him.

01:08:09Well, I think you know what we should do.

01:08:211-900-confess.

01:08:24Sister Therese?

01:08:25Yeah, hon, there was a problem with your credit card.

01:08:29I just need the last three numbers in the back.

01:08:32Oh, sure.

01:08:34It's 271.

01:08:36Sister, I know this isn't a confession, but can I ask your opinion on something?

01:08:41Do you think if you do something bad that God will forgive you, like take you back?

01:08:47Sure, hon.

01:08:48Why not?

01:08:49As long as you're on the right path.

01:08:52Well, how do you know if you're on that path?

01:08:54I always look for some kind of sign from the universe.

01:08:59Something to let me know that it's all going to be okay.

01:09:03Sister, can I get up now?

01:09:06I really got to pee.

01:09:07No!

01:09:08Hush your trap!

01:09:09Okay, honey, I really need to get back to work, but call back any time.

01:09:15I will.

01:09:17Thanks.

01:09:20Sister?

01:09:21Shut up or I'll punish you hard, you sheep fucker!

01:09:24Eric, wait!

01:09:44Cheryl?

01:09:46Eric, um...

01:09:47Look, I am so sorry about everything.

01:09:52I was trying to have revenge sex with you at the beginning, but then at the end I wasn't.

01:09:57I just didn't want to do that with you.

01:10:00The revenge part, not the sex part.

01:10:03Um, I...

01:10:05I do want to go out with you.

01:10:08And I didn't realize that until this morning.

01:10:12I mean, you're a completely different guy than Jake is, and he's all over these...

01:10:15Eric!

01:10:16Okay.

01:10:17Come on, I gotta get going.

01:10:19Oh.

01:10:21Wow.

01:10:21Um, Cheryl, uh, this is my sister Tina.

01:10:24Tina, Cheryl.

01:10:27Hi!

01:10:27Nice to meet you.

01:10:28Uh, so, um, do you mind if I call you in a few days when I get back?

01:10:37Yeah, sure.

01:10:44Oh.

01:10:46Sorry.

01:10:46No kissing, right?

01:10:47No, kissing.

01:10:48Oh.

01:10:49Mm.

01:10:50Mm.

01:10:51Mm.

01:10:52Mm.

01:10:53Mm.

01:10:54Mm.

01:10:55Mm.

01:10:56Mm.

01:10:57Mm.

01:10:58Mm.

01:11:04Hey, did you ever, uh, get those flowers I sent you?

01:11:09I-I don't even care that you hooked up a plexi.

01:11:12Wait, what?

01:11:13I never did that.

01:11:15I mean, you don't have to lie about it.

01:11:17She told me all about your pierced tongue.

01:11:24She must have me mixed up with someone else.

01:11:27I wonder who it was.

01:11:28At least this birthday's over.

01:11:48Dear Lord, please forgive me.

01:12:02I mean, if you could just, I don't know, like send me a sign.

01:12:18Excuse me, excuse me.

01:12:39Do you know where the church is?

01:12:41It's on Fountain Street.

01:12:43Yeah, that's the church I go to.

01:12:46It's straight up that way and then left.

01:12:52You're more than welcome to come with me if you like.

01:12:55Oh, well, I don't know.

01:13:04Well, that's pretty powerful.

01:13:07Oh, 250 horsepower, 225 pounds of torque.

01:13:11Like I said, you're more than welcome to hop on.

01:13:15I don't think so.

01:13:17But thanks.

01:13:18What's your name?

01:13:19Sue.

01:13:20What's yours?

01:13:21Jesus.

01:13:22Really?

01:13:23Si.

01:13:24Maybe I could use the ride.

01:13:29I could use the ride.

01:13:30I could use the ride.

01:13:36Friends.

01:13:37You go angiggies.

01:13:39I could use this.

01:13:41Just for those.

01:13:43Yeah.

01:13:44I could've got lessons.

01:13:45nenhum

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