How to Tame a Silver Fox
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00:00:00You
00:00:04But I'm here to protect you
00:00:06You better listen to everything I say
00:00:08That's my dad's best friend Chris Collins
00:00:10He was sent here to
00:00:11Keep me safe
00:00:15What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:00:17You fantasize about the fucking guys your dad's age?
00:00:22Harper, that is so nasty
00:00:24I don't kiss and I don't make love, Harper
00:00:30Maybe I'm into that
00:00:31I'm too dangerous
00:00:32You know what's not cute?
00:00:37Be jealous
00:00:37If it is, you're jealous
00:00:44What the hell is happening to me?
00:00:47I slept with my dad's best friend
00:00:49You know I'm dangerous
00:00:52I'll be sure of it
00:00:53Do your worst, daddy
00:00:55I don't mind the pain
00:01:01And I'd like to...
00:01:03Oh-ho, looking good, girl
00:01:10Just another creep
00:01:22It's just my luck
00:01:23Please pick a hook
00:01:28Hi, dad, um
00:01:32I'm stuck and I need you to come help me
00:01:35Sure thing, hon
00:01:39Mr. Lee
00:01:40Are you seriously screwing someone right now?
00:01:42He'll be there soon
00:01:44What?
00:01:45Who?
00:01:46Drugging girls in my club?
00:01:51You must have a death wish
00:01:54You got the wrong guy, I swear
00:02:02Shut up
00:02:08You have the worst timing
00:02:11Hey, you know that favor you owe me?
00:02:14I'm cashing it in
00:02:15Now
00:02:16What are you doing?
00:02:25What's a princess like you doing in a place like this?
00:02:30It's nice and warm in the back of my trap
00:02:36You get away from me, creep
00:02:37Ah, you got a mouth on you, don't ya?
00:02:40Yeah
00:02:41Stop
00:02:44Let's see what else it can do
00:02:46What the hell?
00:02:47What the hell?
00:02:48What the hell?
00:02:49What the hell?
00:02:50Mr. Collins?
00:02:53That's on his best friend?
00:02:56Mr. Collins?
00:02:58That's on his best friend?
00:03:17You're shivering
00:03:18Come on, kiddo
00:03:20Kiddo?
00:03:21Why is he still calling me that?
00:03:23I'm a grown ass woman
00:03:26Do you want me to roll out a red carpet for you or what?
00:03:29Let's go.
00:03:37I haven't seen Mr. Collins in like five Christmases.
00:03:45He's buffing him.
00:03:49Something wrong?
00:03:53Your arm is...
00:03:55Wet.
00:03:59From the rain.
00:04:03Wipe it then.
00:04:03There's no rain up there.
00:04:26Right, sorry.
00:04:32So why'd my dad send you anyway?
00:04:36Thought you'd be busy running your nightclub or beating up sleazebags, not picking up some guy's daughter.
00:04:43Come to think of it, I actually don't think I've seen my dad in mutts.
00:04:54I don't do small talk.
00:04:56Okay then.
00:05:03Wait, wait, wait, stop.
00:05:05I need to pick something.
00:05:06No, I'm not taking a little kid to buy alcohol.
00:05:09I am 22 years old.
00:05:10Exactly, kiddo.
00:05:11Shut up.
00:05:12You're not that much older than me.
00:05:15Look, I'm having a little kickback at my apartment later and I need to buy alcohol because otherwise nobody will want to be friends with me and then I won't have any friends for the rest of the year.
00:05:22And nobody...
00:05:23If I take you, will you shut up?
00:05:28Yes.
00:05:37I'll be fine.
00:05:38You're not going out there dressed like that.
00:05:52It's not safe.
00:05:55Has it been like this the whole time?
00:05:57Yeah.
00:05:58Why didn't you say something?
00:06:00I just did.
00:06:01You freaking creep!
00:06:04Give me a jacket or something.
00:06:08When you're done checking me out, I think your store closes in two minutes.
00:06:38I was not checking you out.
00:06:40That was a yawn.
00:06:41Sure it was, kiddo.
00:06:42It's past your bedtime.
00:06:47Stop calling me kid.
00:06:48You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:07:00You might actually make friends tonight, Harper.
00:07:04This is a small kickback?
00:07:14Looks like a goddamn circus in there.
00:07:16Does your dad know about that?
00:07:19Well, maybe if my dad actually bothered to visit, I would give a shit what he thinks, but he doesn't live here.
00:07:26And neither do you.
00:07:27Yeah, about that.
00:07:28I live here now.
00:07:29He put me in charge.
00:07:31And I'm kicking everyone out.
00:07:33Wait, Chris.
00:07:33No, please.
00:07:37This might be my only chance to make friends.
00:07:39You can't buy your friends, kid.
00:07:51I don't have another choice.
00:07:54I've barely met anyone since I transferred here, and this is my last year of college, and I don't want to graduate alone.
00:08:01I don't need you to look after me.
00:08:17Who is that?
00:08:20No.
00:08:25I'm going to kill you?
00:08:27Count your days, slut?
00:08:28It's not a big deal.
00:08:30I can explain.
00:08:31This is your ex, Brian.
00:08:33Your dad was talking about him, this sick fuck.
00:08:36You guys were spying on me?
00:08:38Mark cares about your safety.
00:08:41That's the only reason I'm here.
00:08:43It's either me living here or three bodyguards.
00:08:46Your choice.
00:08:54You are not living here.
00:08:56I don't give a shit what my dad says.
00:08:59I don't need a babysitter.
00:09:00Then stop acting like a baby.
00:09:06You better not show your face in there.
00:09:08I don't need you acting like an asshole to all my friends.
00:09:11God damn it.
00:09:19God damn it.
00:09:20Com's to mark.
00:09:21Who is this?
00:09:32Grandpa?
00:09:32Grandpa?
00:09:33Grandpa?
00:09:34Grandpa?
00:09:34Grandpa?
00:09:34He's hotter than you, mine.
00:09:37Huh?
00:09:38Remind me why we're at a Loser Nobody's house when I run Greek life.
00:09:49I could literally be on a yacht right now.
00:09:51Apparently this chick Harper Reeves has a rich dad.
00:09:54And rich dad means fancy alcohol!
00:10:03Hi, hi. Christina, Fox, and Becca, too.
00:10:07I can't believe you guys actually came to my party.
00:10:10Duh. I didn't miss it.
00:10:14It's really nice to meet you.
00:10:17Well, please feel free to help yourselves.
00:10:23Thanks, Heather.
00:10:24Oh, it's Harper.
00:10:27Enjoy the party.
00:10:32I guess this bottle and the calendar makes up for having to put up with that dork Harper.
00:10:37Where's Harper?
00:10:39Harper?
00:10:43Forget Harper.
00:10:45Hang out with me.
00:10:47I know somewhere we can talk.
00:10:51I know somewhere we can talk.
00:10:53I don't like talking.
00:10:56Oh, I know your type, Daddy.
00:10:58Christina and I, we're into group activities.
00:11:02Talk or no talk?
00:11:04You're telling me you would turn down the both of us?
00:11:08For that nobody, Harper?
00:11:11Sorry, ladies.
00:11:12I don't like my women.
00:11:14Desperate.
00:11:14Oh, and mention Harper's name again, and I'll make you regret it.
00:11:22Huh?
00:11:24He really picked Harper over us?
00:11:26I think we need to teach that nobody a lesson about what happens to skanks who think they can upstage us.
00:11:32Oh, Harper, hey.
00:11:44Listen, do you think I could use your bathroom?
00:11:48Everyone is using the one downstairs, and...
00:11:51Ew.
00:11:52Yeah, of course you can.
00:11:54You're, you're like, your school royalty.
00:11:57Thanks.
00:11:58You know, I can't believe we didn't become friends earlier.
00:12:03We're, we're friends?
00:12:05Of course.
00:12:08I have to pee.
00:12:10Wait for me?
00:12:11Uh, yeah, of course.
00:12:12I'll just maybe be right outside my own room.
00:12:14What dirt can I find?
00:12:33Oh, this is gold.
00:12:38Harper, you are one psychotic little bitch.
00:12:44Time to shut your loser party down.
00:13:03I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:13:14I think I saw Harper go out there with a guy.
00:13:18What the hell?
00:13:25Attention, everybody.
00:13:27Hello.
00:13:29You all seem a little bored.
00:13:32So why don't I spice things up by reading...
00:13:35A few pages of Harper's diary.
00:13:40Let's see.
00:13:44Dear diary,
00:13:46Dad never wants to hang out with me.
00:13:49Sometimes I feel like he doesn't love me.
00:13:52Aw, Harper.
00:13:55Daddy issues much?
00:14:00No!
00:14:01I just need to give it back.
00:14:06Dad's friend, Chris, is like a dilf.
00:14:11That stands for a dad I'd like to fuck.
00:14:14And honestly, if he weren't my dad's best friend...
00:14:21You fantasize about fucking guys your dad's age?
00:14:26Harper, that is so nasty.
00:14:28No, Christina, it's not true.
00:14:29Christina, I think the bitch is in heat or something.
00:14:33Is all this talk about your weird grandpa fetish turning you on?
00:14:41Let's fuck right down.
00:14:49Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:14:51No!
00:14:51No!
00:14:52No!
00:14:52No!
00:14:53No!
00:14:54No!
00:14:54No!
00:14:55No!
00:14:55No!
00:14:56No!
00:14:56No!
00:14:57No!
00:14:58No!
00:14:58No!
00:14:59No!
00:14:59No!
00:15:02Fuck this.
00:15:03Jealous that a grandpa prefers Harper over a threesome with you and your loser friend?
00:15:33You are supposed to get rid of him!
00:15:41Come to her party, you take advantage of her kindness and you make fun of her family life.
00:15:46It was a joke! It was a joke!
00:15:48The joke is the fact that Harper turned out to be a good kid without her father in her life.
00:15:53Your dad taught you how to be a witch.
00:15:58First, that's enough. Let her go.
00:16:04One last...
00:16:07What the hell is wrong with you?
00:16:11You're too old to be this petty!
00:16:13You're damn right I'm petty!
00:16:14Let's get one thing straight here.
00:16:16Harper might be too kind to flash her family's connections.
00:16:19If you mess with her again...
00:16:25Fuck you up.
00:16:26But we're literally just girls!
00:16:28I don't give a fuck!
00:16:29Everyone out!
00:16:30Get the fuck out!
00:16:32What the hell was that?
00:16:44What the hell was that?
00:16:49She hurt you.
00:17:01Chris, I'm fine.
00:17:02Chris, I said I'm fine!
00:17:05You're crying.
00:17:11Why are you crying?
00:17:14I won't understand.
00:17:17Those aren't your friends, kid.
00:17:19They just tried to hurt you.
00:17:20I don't need you to fight my battles for me.
00:17:24Stupid.
00:17:25I know they're not my friends, but that was Christina Fox.
00:17:28You just embarrassed me in front of him.
00:17:29I'm gonna stop you right here.
00:17:30And she's the queen of our schools!
00:17:31I said stop!
00:17:35I said stop!
00:17:38I don't care if she runs the school.
00:17:40We'll find you another school.
00:17:41I'm here to keep you safe.
00:17:43Keep me safe by pulling out a gun in front of college students.
00:17:46Just because you run some sort of shady business does-
00:17:48I choose my next words very carefully, kid.
00:17:53I told you to stop calling me that.
00:17:59And I told you to stop acting like Laura.
00:18:04Oh yeah?
00:18:07If I'm such a kid,
00:18:08what's that breast against my leg right now?
00:18:17Sorry kid.
00:18:18That's my gun.
00:18:19You're gonna have to try a lot harder if you want to turn me on.
00:18:24You better not be here tomorrow.
00:18:26I have a call.
00:18:39Please tell me you're gone.
00:18:46There'd better not be a single t-shirt in there Chris Collins, I swear.
00:18:50I don't care what my dad says.
00:18:57Oh!
00:18:59God.
00:19:06What?
00:19:13What kind of freak is my dad friends with?
00:19:20No.
00:19:24No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:19:24It cannot be happening.
00:19:25He's going to be back in any second.
00:19:36You know, if you wanted to play, you could have just asked.
00:19:41I don't want to, I don't want to play.
00:19:43What do you even do with these, you perv?
00:19:46Oh, I'm the perv?
00:19:47You're the one who came into my room, into my closet, when I wasn't here.
00:19:52I was doing you a favor and helping you move out because you shouldn't be here.
00:19:59Uncuff me.
00:20:03What are your manners?
00:20:06Say please.
00:20:11I don't have time for your games, old man.
00:20:15Give me the key.
00:20:17What the?
00:20:23You and I are going to establish some ground rules.
00:20:26Are you ready to listen, like a good little girl?
00:20:29Or am I going to have to keep you cuffed up all day?
00:20:35Rule number one.
00:20:38There was a lot scarier shit out there, kiddo.
00:20:42You just haven't been out in the real world long enough to notice it.
00:20:45So when I tell you that I'm here to protect you, you better listen to everything I say.
00:20:51I can take care of my...
00:20:53Rule number two.
00:20:55No talking back.
00:20:56I am the last guy you want to piss off.
00:21:06Rule number three.
00:21:09Don't start any games.
00:21:12You're not ready to play.
00:21:14So what else do you have planned today?
00:21:30Oh, my plans are none of your concern.
00:21:37Here in the regular, no-violent, non-mafia America, we have this thing called privacy.
00:21:45You can have your privacy.
00:21:48Until sunset.
00:21:49What does that mean?
00:21:55You have curfew.
00:21:57Ah!
00:21:57How's my daughter?
00:22:20Um, hot.
00:22:22What was that?
00:22:23Uh, she's hot-headed.
00:22:25Why the hell did I say that?
00:22:27That's why you're watching her and not me.
00:22:29Is she back from class?
00:22:31She was supposed to be back from class hours ago.
00:22:34Chris, is my daughter okay?
00:22:36She's fine, Mark.
00:22:38Good.
00:22:38You're my best friend.
00:22:40You're the only one I trust to keep her safe.
00:22:49You better have a good excuse when I find you.
00:22:51Okay.
00:22:51Give me some time.
00:23:00Give me some time.
00:23:00Stay when I try.
00:23:02Look at my head.
00:23:06You say.
00:23:08This is the day.
00:23:10Look at my head.
00:23:12You're a fucking strip club, Harper.
00:23:30Your dad wants me to keep you out of trouble when you're at a goddamn strip club.
00:23:33Oh, excuse me.
00:23:47We're filming.
00:23:48Filming?
00:23:49Filming what?
00:23:50Some real hot stuff.
00:23:52Now beat it, Grandpa.
00:23:53Go find a room somewhere else.
00:23:55I'm looking for Harper Reeves.
00:23:57It says her location is here.
00:23:59So step aside before I make you.
00:24:02Mmm.
00:24:02Nope.
00:24:03Harper is my best friend.
00:24:04And she didn't mention some old dude would be looking for...
00:24:06Hey!
00:24:07Wait!
00:24:08Wait!
00:24:08Wait!
00:24:09Wait!
00:24:16He looks so sexy.
00:24:18Keep going.
00:24:19Harper?
00:24:24You shouldn't be here.
00:24:29You shouldn't be here.
00:24:31I tried to stop him.
00:24:34Hey!
00:24:36No, Harper.
00:24:36You shouldn't be in this grimy-ass place.
00:24:38What do you think you're doing here?
00:24:40It's for a class project.
00:24:42Give him this camera back, you prick.
00:24:44Class my ass.
00:24:45Is that what you want to...
00:24:46You told her to get her here?
00:24:47I ought to stick this camera straight up.
00:24:49Chris, stop!
00:24:50Not until I pummel this creep.
00:24:51Then the camera's next.
00:24:52Hey, wait, wait, wait.
00:24:53Not the camera.
00:24:54It costs a thousand dollars.
00:24:55You should have thought about that before making Harper shoot your porn.
00:24:59That is enough!
00:25:14These look amazing, Harper.
00:25:17Oh, my best friend is so sexy.
00:25:19Wait till the whole class sees this.
00:25:20No one's going to see these.
00:25:22Deleting them.
00:25:23What?
00:25:23That is art.
00:25:26Give him this camera back or I swear to God, I'll go out there and I'll give one of those
00:25:29creeps a lap dance.
00:25:33See how much my dad likes that?
00:25:39Your choice.
00:25:39Camera is...
00:25:40Camera is...
00:25:44No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:25:49You asshole!
00:25:50If you ever ask Harper to do something like this again, I will jam that camera so far down your throat.
00:25:57You'll be shitting out Polaroids.
00:26:00What the fuck is your problem?
00:26:02I'm leaving.
00:26:03I'm leaving.
00:26:03I'm leaving.
00:26:07Now.
00:26:09Now.
00:26:09So first you stalk me and then you humiliate me in front of my friends?
00:26:20I did it for your own good.
00:26:22You assaulted my classmate and ruined our project.
00:26:26You need me around for your safety.
00:26:28Because clearly you can't do it on your own.
00:26:31You should have seen the way those guys were looking at you.
00:26:33Like a piece of me.
00:26:34My classmate?
00:26:37It sounds like someone's a little jealous.
00:26:43Jealous?
00:26:44Jealous?
00:26:49You're cute, Harper.
00:26:51I'll give you that.
00:26:53And those...
00:26:54things you do?
00:26:55They're cute, too.
00:26:57You know what's not cute?
00:27:00Me jealous.
00:27:02Now, you were right.
00:27:03I'm in some shady business.
00:27:04And I don't give two shits about what your little friends think about me.
00:27:08But you better not test me.
00:27:10Or I'll break you.
00:27:14In more than one way, Harper.
00:27:20Well, guess what?
00:27:22You just called me Harper instead of kid.
00:27:26Just admit...
00:27:28that you want me.
00:27:33What the hell is happening to me?
00:27:38There's no way I'm turned on by my best friend's daughter.
00:27:42Put your seatbelt on.
00:27:44You know what, Chris?
00:27:45You want to be my bodyguard?
00:27:47Fine.
00:27:48But I'm gonna make you crazy for me.
00:27:51Let's see if Dad keeps you around now.
00:27:52I'm gonna make you crazy for me.
00:27:54I'm gonna make you crazy for me.
00:27:55So...
00:27:56Are you gonna tell me who that possessive psycho hottie is?
00:28:00No.
00:28:02Are you sleeping with a professor?
00:28:04Oh my God, Maria, no!
00:28:05Ew!
00:28:07That's my dad's best friend, Chris Collins.
00:28:10He was sent here to...
00:28:11keep me safe.
00:28:12Hmm.
00:28:13And he secretly wants to fuck you.
00:28:15I don't know.
00:28:17But I do know that that's the only way my dad will agree to send him home.
00:28:20Um, wait.
00:28:22You actually want to seduce your dad's best friend?
00:28:27Think about it.
00:28:29What?
00:28:31We need to get my dad to fire Chris.
00:28:33The only way to do that is if he makes a move.
00:28:36So that's step one.
00:28:37Hmm.
00:28:38You should have seen the way he barged into that club looking for you.
00:28:41He was jealous, Harbs.
00:28:43Yeah, right.
00:28:44Jealous of me?
00:28:45I'm a college student who works at Whole Foods.
00:28:47He's like a tech genius, billionaire, hobbyist, MMA fighter.
00:28:53Not jealous of you, dummy.
00:28:55Jealous over you.
00:28:56It looked like he wanted to kill Aaron over you dancing in that lingerie.
00:29:00So all we have to do is somehow make Chris more jealous until...
00:29:05Until he snaps.
00:29:06And then he has to admit he's got the hots for his best friend's daughter.
00:29:09And when your dad sees that, he'll be on a plane to butt-fuck nowhere in no time.
00:29:17Here's to Operation Seduction.
00:29:19Chris Collins, you better watch out.
00:29:22Because I get what I want.
00:29:24Tim Heng.
00:29:35Sexy outfit, check.
00:29:38Popcorn, check.
00:29:39A notebook.
00:29:40The only movie that can make a guy cry, check.
00:29:43What do you want?
00:29:56You done giving me the silent treatment?
00:29:58Um, popcorn?
00:30:00Harper, you idiot.
00:30:02Seduce him.
00:30:04I mean, I brought snacks as a peace offering.
00:30:08But if you're busy, I can come back later.
00:30:13Wait, wait, wait.
00:30:16I have a day, but that's not important.
00:30:18Your pulse is racing.
00:30:20What's going on?
00:30:22Oh.
00:30:24Is your ex-boyfriend giving you trouble?
00:30:26Uh, no, I just...
00:30:29I came to ask if you wanted to watch a movie.
00:30:32But it's hard for me.
00:30:45Well, are we watching a movie or not?
00:30:54But what about your date?
00:30:55I don't know.
00:31:02How are you not crying?
00:31:16This is like the saddest movie ever.
00:31:19Because it's not real.
00:31:21This is ridiculous.
00:31:23No one would ever leave a perfect husband like that
00:31:26for someone like this.
00:31:27It's true love.
00:31:29There's no such thing as true love.
00:31:33Anyone who's fully grown knows that, kiddo.
00:31:36Or...
00:31:37Maybe...
00:31:40You're just a soulless AI bot.
00:31:45And there are batteries in your back.
00:31:54What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:31:59What exactly do you think you're doing touching me like that?
00:32:05Now, come on.
00:32:07Just admit that you enjoyed it.
00:32:14Don't mess with me, Harper.
00:32:16I'm not a toy.
00:32:17I'll ruin you.
00:32:18Well, I'm not just something that can be ruined.
00:32:21As hard as you try to convince yourself,
00:32:23I'm not a little girl anymore.
00:32:24It's not a lie.
00:32:30You are a beautiful woman.
00:32:32And I'm too much for you, kid.
00:32:34You can't handle me.
00:32:37Try me.
00:32:38I don't do that lovey-dovey shit.
00:32:45I don't kiss.
00:32:46And I don't make love, Harper.
00:32:50Maybe I'm into that.
00:32:52No.
00:32:53I don't think you are.
00:32:58What did you get yourself into, Harper?
00:33:00Just...
00:33:12Shut up and watch the movie.
00:33:15I'm sorry.
00:33:16I love you.
00:33:18This was the last thing I could do for you.
00:33:20What?
00:33:21What?
00:33:22You're supposed to seduce him, Harper.
00:33:31Not be seduced by him.
00:33:34I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:33:39I told you not to call me on my personal phone.
00:33:42You're late, big daddy.
00:33:45But you sound pissed.
00:33:47So I'll wait.
00:33:50You want to come in and fuck your frustration up?
00:33:52Not tonight.
00:33:54Busy.
00:33:55Busy?
00:33:57Never for me, you're not.
00:34:00When the hell could you possibly be?
00:34:03Are you with another woman?
00:34:05Woman?
00:34:06No.
00:34:09Not a woman.
00:34:12Do you know how many guys would kill to be with me right now?
00:34:22Not this guy.
00:34:24Lose my number.
00:34:33Whoever this girl is, your days are numbered.
00:34:37Do not flake on Milana Kaufman.
00:34:39She's going to be the death of me.
00:34:59Kid.
00:35:02Because I'm coming for you, Chris Collins.
00:35:05Stay.
00:35:06Damn it, Harper.
00:35:20I don't know.
00:35:50You know, if you're trying to fill me up, you should probably have your hand inside my pants.
00:36:08Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:36:11Oh my god, did we have sex?
00:36:13I slept with my dad's best friend.
00:36:15His business partner.
00:36:17I'm a dead girl walking.
00:36:18No, but we might as well if you're going to keep your hand on me.
00:36:27So, so we didn't?
00:36:30No.
00:36:32Because you're still alive.
00:36:34Trust me, you can't handle a night with me, Angel.
00:36:37One night with me is when you wouldn't survive.
00:36:40You don't know that.
00:36:41Let's just say you're lucky you're not my type.
00:36:46Oh yeah?
00:36:47Explain that.
00:36:49That's morning wood, sweetheart.
00:36:52Don't get your hopes up.
00:36:53We're not on a nickname basis.
00:36:56You're just some guy who works with my dad and can't take a hint.
00:37:00Is that what you tell all the guys to get them to sleep with you?
00:37:07Is that how you ask all the guys to sleep with you?
00:37:16Well, what's wrong?
00:37:17Not as adventurous as you thought you were?
00:37:19I am going to go for a cock-a-walk.
00:37:23I'm going to go for a walk.
00:37:26With my friend.
00:37:29Thanks for watching me sleep.
00:37:30Bye.
00:37:30Bye.
00:37:44Bye.
00:37:45Well, this will do.
00:38:02So my dad's best friend knows how to shoot a gun and beat up my ex, but not how to do laundry.
00:38:07Struggling much?
00:38:18Struggling much?
00:38:20Struggling much?
00:38:26Struggling much?
00:38:32Struggling much?
00:38:40I don't know what your game is, but wearing my shirt first thing in the morning is pretty obvious, kid.
00:38:49I had no other choice. I ran out of clothes, and you don't know how to do laundry.
00:38:55Sounds like an excuse to wear my shirt. You just can't get away from me, can you?
00:39:00That's not...
00:39:07No underwear.
00:39:15That's bad manners, Angel.
00:39:19What are you gonna do?
00:39:22Punish you.
00:39:28I don't know.
00:39:35What do I know?
00:39:38You don't know me?
00:39:43I'll tie you up and fuck you only from the back.
00:39:47Would you complain about that, princess?
00:39:51I'd say do you worst.
00:39:54I'd say do you worst.
00:39:56I'm sorry.
00:40:10I can't let this happen.
00:40:12What the heck? Why are you stopping?
00:40:15You deserve someone better that's not just going to tie you up, Harper.
00:40:22But... but what about...
00:40:25There's no buts.
00:40:28I can't let this happen again.
00:40:30Hot block!
00:40:45You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:40:49You actually tried to fuck your dad's best friend?
00:40:52That was part of the plan!
00:40:54I can't even go back to my own place now. I'm so embarrassed.
00:40:58Was it... big?
00:41:00So big.
00:41:02Look, I don't want to talk about Chris Collins' dick for a second longer.
00:41:07It's bad enough that I basically fondled him like I'm the sex freak.
00:41:10Wait, what do you mean?
00:41:11He's a sex freak?
00:41:12Like BDSR?
00:41:13The whole nine yards.
00:41:14Whips, chains, handcuffs.
00:41:16My dad has the worst taste in friends, I swear.
00:41:18Why couldn't a hot leather daddy move across from me?
00:41:21Wait, do you think he's going to show up to the alumni gala tonight?
00:41:24Oh, I've got to talk to my best friend's future sugar daddy.
00:41:27What?
00:41:28What?
00:41:29What?
00:41:30What?
00:41:31What?
00:41:32What?
00:41:33What?
00:41:34What?
00:41:35My best friend's future sugar daddy.
00:41:37Crap.
00:41:38What if he is coming?
00:41:39Well, then you're going to have to show up smoking hot if you want Operation Seduction to work.
00:41:58Stop messing with that.
00:42:00You're going to flash a 90-year-old alumni and give him a heart attack.
00:42:03You don't think it's too much, Maria?
00:42:05How else are you going to woo your man?
00:42:07He's not my man.
00:42:13I hope you're not talking about me.
00:42:15Ew.
00:42:16Leave, Brian.
00:42:17She doesn't want to speak to you.
00:42:18You still letting this loser make your decisions for you?
00:42:22Harps?
00:42:23Huh?
00:42:24What do you want, Brian?
00:42:28Just five minutes.
00:42:36Fine.
00:42:37But, Harper, are you sure?
00:42:39It's okay.
00:42:40Maybe if I talk to him, they'll finally leave me alone.
00:42:41Where the fuck do you think you're taking?
00:42:58I want to get back together.
00:42:59You cheated on me.
00:43:00I deserve better, Brian.
00:43:01And it's not going to be from you.
00:43:02But that was months ago.
00:43:03Huh?
00:43:04Haven't you already got your payback yet?
00:43:05This isn't about payback.
00:43:06Hmm.
00:43:07I've moved on.
00:43:08And you should too.
00:43:14What do you mean moved on?
00:43:15Hmm?
00:43:16Are you fucking other guys?
00:43:18You slut!
00:43:19payback yet? This isn't about payback. I've moved on and you should too. What do you mean moved on?
00:43:30Are you fucking other guys? You slut! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Let me see then. Let me see
00:43:39how you're fucking other guys. Show me. Show me. Let go of me. There's the most handsome man at the
00:43:46gala. I was hoping I'd run into you. A drink? I don't have time for this. You still owe
00:43:53me for our canceled plans, you know. That's not happening. Ever. Are you fucking breaking
00:44:00up with me? Me? We were never a thing to begin with, babe. Get the fuck out of my way before
00:44:07I ruin you. It's not a threat. It's a fact.
00:44:16You'll regret this, Christopher. But I'm not going to come after you. I'm going to come
00:44:21after your bitch that's stupid enough to take what's mine.
00:44:24Help me! Help! Why are you playing so hard again now, slut? Stop it, that's enough!
00:44:36Good girl. You are going to regret that, you bitch. I don't think she will, actually.
00:44:43That's for calling her a bitch. And this next one is because this suit is a Dior custom. You
00:44:49just made me rip an asshole. Are you okay? Take her, you psycho bastard. She's fucking
00:44:59used goods anyways. Stop it! You're going to kill him. Good. He's not worth it. Let's go.
00:45:16If you contact her, if you go anywhere near her, I'll finish the job. I promise. Let's go.
00:45:25Oh, fuck.
00:45:47Chris, you almost killed him. Should we call 911?
00:45:51Seriously, Harper?
00:45:54He tried to hurt you, you still care about him?
00:45:56I handled myself just fine.
00:45:58And if I wasn't there to save your ass, what would have happened?
00:46:17You're taking self-defense classes with me.
00:46:21So you're the little slut that Chris wants to play with now.
00:46:34Let's see who you are.
00:46:48Do we have to do this?
00:46:50What? What does swimming have to do with self-defense?
00:46:53Doesn't your crazy ex know you can't swim?
00:46:57Your dad wants me to keep you safe.
00:47:00So yes, we have to get rid of everything that your ex can use against you.
00:47:04I'm going to throw up.
00:47:20Breathe.
00:47:23You can do this.
00:47:24I'm right here.
00:47:38I'm right here.
00:47:53Don't focus on the water.
00:47:55Just look at me.
00:47:55It's not hard to do.
00:48:15It's okay.
00:48:17It's okay.
00:48:17It's okay.
00:48:17I got you.
00:48:19It's okay.
00:48:21It's okay.
00:48:26You're fine.
00:48:28You're fine, Harper.
00:48:35Just breathe.
00:48:37Just keep breathing.
00:48:37How are you feeling?
00:48:48Fine.
00:48:50Just insanely distracted.
00:48:53Ready for the next step?
00:48:54I don't know if I'm ready.
00:49:03I'll hold your hand the whole time.
00:49:08I thought you didn't make those.
00:49:11What?
00:49:14Oh my God.
00:49:16Oh my God, you're talking about swimming.
00:49:18What goes on in that head of yours?
00:49:28I want you to get used to being under water.
00:49:48Parker!
00:49:54Parker!
00:49:55Parker!
00:49:58Parker!
00:50:02What happened?
00:50:04What happened?
00:50:04You blacked out.
00:50:06You're okay.
00:50:08You're okay.
00:50:09Sorry.
00:50:10Sorry.
00:50:12For what?
00:50:14You did amazing.
00:50:16You're just going to get better and better.
00:50:19I can't do this.
00:50:23It's okay.
00:50:26We'll try again or more.
00:50:27Just kiss me.
00:50:31Your dad won't like this.
00:50:33Don't think about him.
00:50:34If you want me, then kiss me.
00:50:38If you want me, then kiss me.
00:50:41I don't think you understand what you're getting into.
00:50:43I'm a dangerous man, Harper.
00:50:46Just say you don't want me.
00:50:58Does that feel like I don't want you?
00:51:02I want you.
00:51:04And I told you not to mess with me.
00:51:06You're going to get hurt.
00:51:07What the hell?
00:51:24What are you doing?
00:51:25We need to talk about this first.
00:51:27Inside.
00:51:27With our minds, not our crosses.
00:51:29Why are you being such a tease, you grandpa?
00:51:31I'm not a tease.
00:51:32I just care about you.
00:51:34So you are a grandpa?
00:51:36Just as much as you're a kid.
00:51:42Come on, let's go inside.
00:51:44No, I need a moment to pull off.
00:51:50I'm going to shower.
00:51:50Harper, what are you doing?
00:52:03So this is where Chris has been lately.
00:52:15Running a daycare.
00:52:17Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:52:23Who are you and what are you doing in my house?
00:52:25I'm Alana Kaufman, the heiress of the Kaufman Motor Industries.
00:52:30I noticed how closely you and Chris Collins were at the gala.
00:52:35And I wanted to warn you.
00:52:37He might be sexy, but you don't know how dangerous he really is, sweetheart.
00:52:42Yeah, he's here to protect me from danger like strangers breaking into my house.
00:52:47Oh, honey, I go where I want.
00:52:51Plus, I keep tabs on our mutual friend.
00:52:54You've been tracking him?
00:52:57What kind of psycho are you?
00:52:59The same kind he is.
00:53:01Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:53:10Let's just say Chris and I have explored each other very intimately.
00:53:15I'm surprised.
00:53:18It doesn't look like you can handle him in bed.
00:53:21I'm just all around not intense enough for him.
00:53:27Not intense enough?
00:53:30Yeah, well, Chris and I actually have a lot of fun.
00:53:34Oh, please, don't make me laugh.
00:53:39I mean, look at you.
00:53:39You're the most vanilla missionary pillow princess ever.
00:53:45You're out of your league, kid.
00:53:47Don't call me that.
00:53:51You want to know how Chris likes the fuck?
00:53:55He likes to take you from behind.
00:53:57Handcuff you so you can't run.
00:53:59Choke you out.
00:54:00None of that.
00:54:02Kissing.
00:54:03Pillow talk.
00:54:05Well, maybe he likes to have sex with you from behind because he doesn't like to look at your face.
00:54:12He'll be bored of you and weak.
00:54:15He actually lives here with me.
00:54:17You're going to scare me.
00:54:28Help!
00:54:29Help me, I can't swim!
00:54:34Help!
00:54:35Help, I can't swim!
00:54:36Harper? Harper!
00:54:51Smile for T&D, loser.
00:54:56Please don't!
00:54:57Just crawl your way out, idiot.
00:55:01That's what you get for stealing my man.
00:55:06Harper!
00:55:36Harper!
00:55:40No!
00:55:42Come on!
00:55:44Harper!
00:55:46No!
00:55:47Come on!
00:55:48Harper!
00:55:50Harper!
00:55:52Harper!
00:55:54Harper!
00:55:55Harper!
00:55:56Harper!
00:55:57Breathe!
00:55:58Breathe!
00:55:59Breathe!
00:56:00It's okay, I got you.
00:56:01You're safe.
00:56:02You're safe.
00:56:03I thought I was gonna die.
00:56:05I thought I was gonna die.
00:56:07You're okay.
00:56:08Just breathe.
00:56:09Just breathe.
00:56:10You're safe now.
00:56:11Just breathe.
00:56:13Way to downgrade, Chris.
00:56:15I mean, I know she can homewreck, but she can't even swim.
00:56:18It's pathetic.
00:56:19Homewreck?
00:56:20Hmm.
00:56:22Harper could never homewreck us, Malala.
00:56:24Hmm.
00:56:25She couldn't if she tried.
00:56:30I knew you'd come back to me, baby.
00:56:32We were just playing hard to get, so I got a little jealous.
00:56:36She could never homewreck us, because there's nothing to wreck.
00:56:42Ha ha ha.
00:56:43You killed me.
00:56:45Harder.
00:56:46I miss how rough you get out of baby.
00:56:50I don't love you, and you almost killed Harper.
00:56:56How was I supposed to know that the bitch couldn't swim?
00:57:01She's fine.
00:57:02She's fine.
00:57:03Stop overreacting, baby.
00:57:12What are you doing?
00:57:13Tomorrow, you're going to wake up to a call from your dad asking you why his company has
00:57:19tanked on the stock market, and why his major investors have pulled out their funds from
00:57:24Kaufman Motors.
00:57:25What?
00:57:26You're going to tell, dear old dad, that it's because his psychotic daughter is responsible
00:57:31for his company going bankrupt.
00:57:32Do you got that?
00:57:33Are you threatening me?
00:57:35No.
00:57:36I'm telling you.
00:57:38Don't fuck with the people I care about.
00:57:41Get out of here.
00:57:44Wait.
00:57:45Please.
00:57:46Don't.
00:57:47I'll...
00:57:48I'll do anything.
00:57:49Please.
00:57:50What are you doing?
00:57:52Please.
00:58:02No.
00:58:03No.
00:58:04Wait.
00:58:04Wait.
00:58:06No.
00:58:07No.
00:58:17No.
00:58:17No.
00:58:18No.
00:58:19No.
00:58:20No.
00:58:21No.
00:58:22I'm sorry for the situation I put you in, Marber.
00:58:30She will not bother you again.
00:58:33I swear.
00:58:34Don't worry about it.
00:58:38I guess we both have histories of dating crazies, huh?
00:58:45I never dated her.
00:58:48We weren't a thing.
00:58:49I'm not a brain to her.
00:58:55Are you seriously jealous right now?
00:59:06She said that...
00:59:08that I would never be able to handle you.
00:59:14She said that...
00:59:19that I would never be able to handle you.
00:59:28Satisfy you.
00:59:30In bed.
00:59:31Okay.
00:59:32That I was too much of a kid and that...
00:59:39you'd never be into me.
00:59:45Is that true?
00:59:49That's not how I feel, Harper.
00:59:51But I don't know if I can tell you how I feel.
00:59:56I'm supposed to protect you.
01:00:03When I was in that pool, I...
01:00:06I really thought I was gonna die.
01:00:08and all I could think about
01:00:12was all the things I regret never doing.
01:00:18What did you regret?
01:00:20Not doing this sooner.
01:00:21I think it was hilarious.
01:00:24Oh, dear.
01:00:45Noel didn't.
01:00:49I left.
01:00:49I lost my mom's suit.
01:00:50It's my mom's suit.
01:00:50What is that?
01:00:50What the hell am I doing?
01:00:54Why don't you stop again?
01:00:57You're playing with fire, Harper.
01:00:59Your dad is going to kill me.
01:01:01I promise you that my dad doesn't care about me or the things I get out.
01:01:06This isn't about Mark.
01:01:08It's about you and me.
01:01:09So whatever it is you're dreaming of behind those doe eyes of yours, you need to kill it.
01:01:15I'm too dangerous.
01:01:17So you're saying the kiss was a mistake and I should forget this ever happened.
01:01:26It's for the best, Harper.
01:01:28There's a reason I don't let people close to me.
01:01:31Yeah.
01:01:33It's because you're a coward.
01:01:36You're allowed to be mad at me.
01:01:37Just admit it.
01:01:39You led me on and then you got cold feet.
01:01:41Just be a man and own it.
01:01:42It's not you.
01:01:43Don't!
01:01:44You're a psycho.
01:01:47I'm just trying to protect you.
01:02:03Morning.
01:02:06Bagel?
01:02:06I'm not hungry.
01:02:11You need to eat.
01:02:12You need to eat.
01:02:17No.
01:02:21What I need is for you to move out and leave me alone.
01:02:31Are we even now?
01:02:35You bageled me and you made me striptease for you.
01:02:38What's wrong, kiddo?
01:02:40I hate seeing you like this.
01:02:42You should have thought about that before you broke my heart.
01:02:57Columbia University Gallery Exhibition.
01:03:01Featuring the work of students, Harper Reeves.
01:03:04I'm going to make this up to you.
01:03:11Promise.
01:03:19Has Mr. Collins seen this?
01:03:21Harper, you're like Michael fucking Angelo.
01:03:26Nope.
01:03:27And he's never going to.
01:03:29Huh?
01:03:29I didn't invite Chris to the gallery opening.
01:03:33Why would I invite an asshole who led me on?
01:03:36Oh, hey.
01:03:38Hey.
01:03:39Let's forget about that douchebag.
01:03:41Okay?
01:03:41You need to impress some fancy pants arts investor so you can pass this class.
01:03:45And I am not letting you fail.
01:03:47Stop moping.
01:03:49Let's go wine and dine some rich people.
01:03:51Okay?
01:03:54Okay.
01:03:54Hey.
01:03:55Hey.
01:03:55Hey.
01:03:55Hey.
01:03:55Hey.
01:03:55Hey.
01:03:55Hey.
01:03:56Hey.
01:03:56Hey.
01:03:56Hey.
01:03:56Hey.
01:03:56Hey.
01:03:56Hey.
01:03:56Hey.
01:03:57Hey.
01:03:57Hey.
01:03:57Hey.
01:03:58Hey.
01:03:58Hey.
01:03:59Hey.
01:03:59Hey.
01:03:59Hey.
01:04:07Hey.
01:04:08How long do you think this took to paint, Christina?
01:04:10Like a million hours?
01:04:12Who the fuck cares?
01:04:14We're going to destroy it in a few minutes anyway.
01:04:20Make sure no one's coming.
01:04:21I think I hear them coming.
01:04:45Let's go.
01:04:46One last touch.
01:04:51Good luck being the only artist who doesn't make a single sale tonight, Harper.
01:05:01Tonight is going to be perfect.
01:05:07Huh?
01:05:08What?
01:05:09No, no, no, no.
01:05:12My final project.
01:05:15How am I going to graduate?
01:05:17Why would someone do this to me?
01:05:19Harper, I'm kind of confused.
01:05:29Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:05:35Is the painting supposed to be this ugly?
01:05:37Don't say that.
01:05:40It's obviously her self-portrait.
01:05:49Did you do this?
01:05:50Christina, if I don't sell my work tonight, I'm going to fail the class.
01:05:56We're going to report you to the dean, Christina.
01:05:59You're not going to get away with this.
01:06:00Guess what?
01:06:01You have no proof.
01:06:02Good luck with that, losers.
01:06:07That's what you get for fucking with me, Harper.
01:06:11Harper, there's the student I've been looking for.
01:06:14Professor, I can explain.
01:06:18Harper, is this your work?
01:06:23It's so ugly, isn't it, Professor?
01:06:25We have to fail Harper.
01:06:28It looks like a complete choke.
01:06:31Ladies, I assure you, Harper knew what she was doing.
01:06:35In fact, a guest just bought this piece.
01:06:39Wait, what?
01:06:40Who would buy this crap?
01:06:42I would.
01:06:43It's you.
01:07:02You psycho grandpa attacked us at a party.
01:07:06Christina, don't be rude.
01:07:08Don't you know who this is?
01:07:10Chris Collins is a renowned rare art collector.
01:07:13There's no way.
01:07:15That's okay, Professor.
01:07:16Not everyone has taste.
01:07:21How much for this painting?
01:07:22Oh, no.
01:07:23You really don't.
01:07:24Our starting price is $18,000.
01:07:29Done.
01:07:32Wait, $1,800?
01:07:34Do you even study at this school or not?
01:07:37We haven't sold one single painting for less than $18,000.
01:07:41You're telling me this gun-pulling, whiskey-chugging, wack-ass grandpa just has $18,000 sitting in his bank account?
01:07:51Here's two mil.
01:07:53What?
01:07:54Take the rest and buy art supplies, whatever it is you need to get, for Harper's sake.
01:07:59Sir, Mr. Collins, this is too much.
01:08:02Oh my god, oh my god!
01:08:04Are you fucking kidding me?
01:08:07Are you fucking kidding me?
01:08:11Language, Miss Hawks.
01:08:13Don't tell me what to do, old lady.
01:08:16Who cares if this old man gave you $2 million?
01:08:20My father still runs this university.
01:08:23Money runs this university.
01:08:25And I'm going to report the two of you to the Chancellor, who will be ecstatic to see this check for disciplinary action.
01:08:32You're going to get us expelled, Professor.
01:08:36You can't.
01:08:37Please.
01:08:38Getting expelled sounds?
01:08:40Just about right to me.
01:08:41No, wait, Professor.
01:08:42No, wait, Professor.
01:08:43Not so fast.
01:08:44What the fuck else do you want from me?
01:08:47I can't believe that you two would do something like this.
01:09:00Good luck proving it was us.
01:09:03Knowing that you have to live with your bitter, jealous selves every day is satisfying enough for me.
01:09:09I don't need to ruin your lives.
01:09:12Those dresses, though.
01:09:14What?
01:09:15Huh?
01:09:16I...
01:09:27A dress!
01:09:28This is Versace, you asshole!
01:09:31You're going to fucking pay for this!
01:09:33What was it that you two said?
01:09:35Oh, right.
01:09:37Good luck proving it was me.
01:09:39The Chancellor wants you two in his office now.
01:09:44You're being suspended.
01:09:45Let's go.
01:09:46Why are you grabbing us?
01:09:47They're the ones who did this, so arrest them!
01:09:48Let's go!
01:09:49Oh, I'm going to have to get this on camera.
01:09:50I'll see you later.
01:09:51Congratulations on the sale, Ms. Reeves.
01:09:52Chris, that was 18 grand.
01:09:53That's $18,000.
01:09:54Seriously?
01:09:55I thought it'd be more expensive.
01:09:58What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?
01:09:59He, um...
01:10:00I mean, I...
01:10:01I mean, I...
01:10:02I was an idiot.
01:10:03I was an idiot.
01:10:04And I'm sorry.
01:10:05But I think this might help.
01:10:08Seriously?
01:10:10I thought it'd be more expensive.
01:10:16What happened to the Chris who said that it was a mistake getting to know me?
01:10:22He, um...
01:10:25I mean, I...
01:10:28was an idiot.
01:10:30And I'm sorry, but I think this might help...
01:10:33show you how much I want you.
01:10:38You're gonna miss.
01:10:40This will be your last wish.
01:10:42You feel it all at once when...
01:10:49A blindfold?
01:10:51I want you, Harper.
01:10:53I want to do things to you.
01:10:58Bad things.
01:11:02But only if you want me to.
01:11:06I do.
01:11:08Make no mistake.
01:11:18Why'd we stop?
01:11:20We've been waiting so long for this.
01:11:23I'm just gonna have to wait a teensy bit longer.
01:11:26Because I have to go wrap up the show.
01:11:28And I'll wait for you.
01:11:33Wear that for me tonight.
01:11:43Harper!
01:11:45Harper!
01:11:47Low Earth to Harper!
01:11:48You need to look at this!
01:11:49Can it wait, Maria?
01:11:50I'm having...
01:11:52very inappropriate thoughts about my father's business partner.
01:11:56Ew!
01:11:57No!
01:11:58That's what I need to tell you about!
01:11:59Harper, look!
01:12:01You got the rules!
01:12:02I swear!
01:12:03The guns and the money, it's not just for show?
01:12:06Harper, he's dangerous!
01:12:08You need to move out now!
01:12:09You can't keep living with him!
01:12:11I need to talk to him, okay?
01:12:13Harper!
01:12:23Taxi?
01:12:24For Harper?
01:12:28Who are you?
01:12:29Hey!
01:12:30Let go of me!
01:12:31Please!
01:12:32Please!
01:12:41Please, please let me go.
01:12:43If it's money, I'll give you however much you want.
01:12:54Ryan?
01:12:55Why are you doing this?
01:12:56We broke up.
01:12:58We broke up because you've been fucking that old man.
01:13:00You psycho!
01:13:02He had nothing to do with our breakup.
01:13:06He humiliated me!
01:13:08But luckily for me, your little boyfriend...
01:13:11What does he have?
01:13:12He has some dangerous enemies.
01:13:13Ain't that right, fellas?
01:13:17Once he arrives to save his little princess...
01:13:22Well, we don't need to get into more details, do we?
01:13:25No.
01:13:26No.
01:13:27You can just watch.
01:13:30No!
01:13:31No, no, no, no!
01:13:33No, no!
01:13:51A trap?
01:13:52What the hell?
01:14:10Not bad for a guy who hates romance.
01:14:15I hope you don't mind. I wanted our first time to be special, Harper.
01:14:19Before you sleep with my daughter.
01:14:22You should probably know where she is first.
01:14:29Hey, crap. I can explain.
01:14:31You're gonna explain.
01:14:33But first...
01:14:36You know my daughter better than I do?
01:14:38Is that text a prank?
01:14:42Harper's in trouble. We need to go.
01:14:47Do we have some fun with you?
01:14:48After we kill...
01:14:50Leather Graham?
01:14:53Should we make him watch?
01:14:58Oh!
01:15:00Looks like he's here!
01:15:02Are you ready to see your boyfriend die, Harper?
01:15:06Huh?
01:15:08Mm-hmm.
01:15:09Get ready, boys.
01:15:23I'm going to make you regret you ever touched her.
01:15:25That's what happens, Chris, when you mess around with my shit!
01:15:33My shit!
01:15:51What's the matter, tough guy?
01:15:53What?
01:15:54I'm going to talk without you.
01:15:55The bodyguards?
01:16:02Let me go!
01:16:03I...
01:16:04I...
01:16:05I...
01:16:06I already told you once.
01:16:07You should've listened to me then.
01:16:08I'm going to kill you.
01:16:09I'm going to kill you, goddamn dick.
01:16:12Ahhhh!
01:16:13Are you okay?
01:16:32Did he hurt you?
01:16:34Chris, I put you in danger.
01:16:38You should run far away from me and my package.
01:16:40When it comes to you, Harper,
01:16:42I'm willing to take my chances.
01:16:50Would someone like to tell me what the fuck is going on?
01:16:58Oh my God, Dad, what the hell?
01:17:00It's okay.
01:17:02I'll handle it.
01:17:02I want to hear it from my daughter.
01:17:04Why are you making out with my best friend, Harper?
01:17:07I want an answer now before I kill him.
01:17:09No, Dad.
01:17:10Look, I know we don't have the most warm and fuzzy relationship.
01:17:15But?
01:17:16Deep down, I know that you just want me to be safe.
01:17:26Chris makes me feel safe.
01:17:28Please don't be mad.
01:17:29You're wrong about that.
01:17:34It's not deep down.
01:17:36It is the most important thing to me, your happiness.
01:17:42If that means being with Chris,
01:17:45then he better not screw this up.
01:17:48Or I will make him regret it.
01:17:49I believe you.
01:17:53You keep her safe.
01:17:58With my goddamn life.
01:17:59Do you remember my instructions?
01:18:18Yes.
01:18:19Yes, Daddy.
01:18:34Say it.
01:18:37Yes, Daddy.
01:18:38I want you to beg for it.
01:18:48I want you to fuck me, Daddy.
01:18:51Stop teasing.
01:19:04I want you now.
01:19:11Daddy.
01:19:13Say it.
01:19:14Or I'll punish you.
01:19:15I want you to beg for it.
01:19:18Don't stop, Daddy.
01:19:46Are you sure about that?
01:19:48You have two choices, Mr. Collins.
01:20:07You can either uncuff me
01:20:10or fuck me.
01:20:18You know I'm dangerous.
01:20:31Rich am I.
01:20:35Do your worst, Daddy.
01:20:36Once I started, let's stop it.
01:21:00I thought you only fucked girls from behind.
01:21:11You're different.
01:21:12Ready for round five?
01:21:30Stop it.
01:21:31I'm sore.
01:21:32Now let me out so I can go pee.
01:21:36What if I don't?
01:21:37What was that?
01:21:41Crap, it's my dad.
01:21:43Honey, you home?
01:21:44Dad, I'm kind of busy right now.
01:21:46Stop it.
01:21:46I'm just going to come in.
01:21:47Come in.
01:21:47I told you I was busy.
01:21:53This is my home, Harper Reads.
01:21:56If you want to get up to adult stuff, you need to move out.
01:21:59Okay, I will.
01:22:00Can you get out?
01:22:02I think I've had enough surprises to last a lifetime, Chris.
01:22:18Can I please just open my eyes?
01:22:20No, please keep them covered.
01:22:23I want to give a speech.
01:22:24And I can't look at you while you're giving a speech?
01:22:26I get nervous when I open up.
01:22:29You literally carry around a gun, but whatever.
01:22:34Just get on with it.
01:22:36What I do for a living, the not-so-legal part,
01:22:42it's dangerous for me to let people into my life
01:22:46and for me to be...
01:22:50Vulnerable?
01:22:52Yeah.
01:22:53But I knew when I was in charge of keeping you safe,
01:22:56I was doomed.
01:22:59You're like a magnet, Harper,
01:23:01and I want to be around you forever.
01:23:04So you're moving into the Empire State Building?
01:23:19I'm moving you in there.
01:23:22As a graduation present.
01:23:25And also, I love you and want you to be my girlfriend present.
01:23:31Only if you want to.
01:23:36Either way, the apartment's yours.
01:23:39Are you serious?
01:23:42What's wrong?
01:23:44To attack you?
01:23:46I liked it.
01:23:47I thought...
01:23:47Deal!
01:23:52But on one condition, boyfriend.
01:23:55Which is?
01:23:57You have to move in there with me.
01:24:00Deal.
01:24:01You have to move in there with me.
01:24:02You have to move in there with me.
01:24:03You have to move in there with me.
01:24:04You have to move in there with me.
01:24:05You have to move in there with me.
01:24:06You have to move in there with me.
01:24:07You have to move in there with me.
01:24:08You have to move in there with me.
01:24:09You have to move in there with me.
01:24:10You have to move in there with me.
01:24:11You have to move in there with me.
01:24:12You have to move in there with me.
01:24:13You have to move in there with me.
01:24:14You have to move in there with me.
01:24:15You have to move in there with me.
01:24:16You have to move in there with me.
01:24:17You have to move in there with me.
01:24:18You have to move in there with me.
01:24:19You have to move in there with me.
01:24:20You have to move in there with me.