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00:00A huge turnout today at the offices of billionaire leader and tech visionary
00:09Summer Smith as she attempts to make Chargeria history. And this just in, phone chargers are
00:15very important so never never steal them. We're ready to launch the device. Do we
00:21have eyes on my brother? No ma'am. Then we're not ready.
00:30Come on, Morty. Wait! Remember! If you borrow this phone charger! I know. It's really important you give it back! Even if you think he wasn't using it!
00:50I'm alone. I was too. That's how I like it.
00:54Come. If you want to eat.
01:10Saw you on the news. Guess it's been a while since you've had a normal meal.
01:14By normal, you mean the spoon is dirty? CJ's recipe. Back at the firehouse.
01:18Ugh. I didn't put my life's work on hold to sit here talking to you about chili.
01:23He always said the secret ingredient is patience.
01:27Morty, it is time to go. It's almost 9 p.m. back in the real world and our exit will only work if mom's in the kitchen pouring her bedtime wine.
01:34There's nothing for me back there! Go without me!
01:37That's not how it works, Morty! And I'm sorry, but I refuse to turn 40 in here.
01:41What choice do I have?
01:45We always had choices. Take some ownership.
01:52We're ready. Start the launch.
01:54God have mercy on our souls.
01:56Five. Four. Three. Two. One.
02:01Launch.
02:02It's charging! Charging in the air!
02:12Dear God! Summer Smith has made phone chargers obsolete!
02:15No more cars!
02:18It's working!
02:21A contactless electrical grid that means no chargers, you old bitch!
02:26I win! The Matrix is obsolete!
02:34What the hell?
02:35Oh, shit. How long was I out?
02:36Mom! Mom! Mommy!
02:38Get away from me, Rick!
02:39Mom!
02:40Rick put us in a stimulated reality to teach us a lesson about taking his phone charger and not giving him back,
02:45and then he fell asleep and forgot about us for the Matrix equivalent of 17 years!
02:48I'm an emancipated adult. I demand sovereignty over my mind and future.
02:52Don't let him reset us!
02:54This is why I have bedtime wine.
03:02My hands! A child's hands!
03:04You built a Matrix to punish them for a phone charger?
03:07I'm not that petty, Beth. It can punish them for anything.
03:09Put that mind blower gun down.
03:12Okay. Obviously Grandpa cooked you guys a little too long.
03:15Long enough to go to law school and revolutionize engineering.
03:18Summer, that whole system's basically 8-bit.
03:20A child with a crayon could revolutionize engineering.
03:22Don't let him wipe me, Mom!
03:24I fell in love, ran a country, visited Chargentina and the Phonapenes.
03:27I can't lose those memories.
03:29Um, I want to remember it too.
03:31Dad, I think the kids should be allowed to do whatever they want with what you did to their brains.
03:35Want a couple of Matrix crazy adults and child bodies? Good luck with that.
03:39Yes! I beat you, Rick! You mess with the bull, you get the 34-year-old horns!
03:43I'm gonna crush it in high school!
03:45Give me a holler when this goes south.
03:49There's literally no limit to what I can achieve.
03:52Student body president, valedictorian, or maybe just live this one day, sweet and pleading.
03:57Maybe just hold on to 17.
04:02Cold much?
04:03You're nipping out.
04:04Oh, come on.
04:05We don't have to do these teenage girl stereotypes.
04:07Your body violates our code of conduct, Missy.
04:10Go home and change.
04:11But...
04:12Your wiles won't get you anywhere with me.
04:13Oh, my God. She's hot for principal vagina.
04:15She's nipping even harder.
04:17Eat my ass, you shallow bitches!
04:20Every time I think our friendship can't get any stronger.
04:23I know. You're truly my sister.
04:25Aww.
04:26School's not what you remember, huh?
04:32Ugh, I'm just embarrassed I let them get to me.
04:35Those girls probably still believe people like them for their personality and that recycling is real.
04:39Hey, do you have a bobby pin?
04:40Yeah, here.
04:41At least they're too dumb to do real damage.
04:43It's like blunt force trauma as opposed to a hot curling iron going slowly up your asshole.
04:47Wow.
04:48Which is how I describe my first marriage.
04:51You got married in there?
04:53The best part was I supported him while he worked on his music.
04:56I've been there.
04:57It's like I can either be the primary earner or your mommy.
05:00I can't be both.
05:06A third mimosa?
05:08On a Wednesday afternoon.
05:09Who are we?
05:10Who are we?
05:12Oh, my God. I'm totally turning into my mother.
05:15Goals.
05:16I love this version of you.
05:18You're so self-assured.
05:20I wish I had more of that.
05:22Aw, Beth.
05:23Can I call you Beth?
05:25Absolutely.
05:26And I'll call you Summer.
05:28Oh, right. Of course.
05:29You were able to achieve so much in there.
05:32Hashtag girl boss.
05:33Ugh, I hate when grown women call themselves girls.
05:36Oh, same. Me too. That was ironic.
05:38Speaking of grown women, maybe it's time for a little upgrade.
05:41Oh, come on. Look at who you've become. You don't need some cliche makeover.
05:46I meant for both of us. Do you just buy your shirts from Target or do you also work there?
05:51Aw, Beth. I was joking. Part of my management style.
05:56But isn't comedy just the revelation of an unacknowledged truth? Think about it.
06:00Let's get out of here, girl. You need a blowout.
06:03What the hell are you doing, Morty? Get your hands off my death race car.
06:07The struts were a little off.
06:09The struts were a little... Wow. Okay. The struts were a little off.
06:12Picked up a few skills when I was inside.
06:15The Matrix?
06:16Matrix prison.
06:17Oh. Badass.
06:19This is that death race on Vega 5, right? Space and land?
06:22Yeah, actually.
06:23Toss me a beer. Think we should add a snorkel intake to the engine block.
06:26Damn, Morty. Maybe I should leave you in a Matrix more often.
06:31Morty, what are you doing?
06:32I'm getting Rick's attention.
06:34Freeze!
06:35Fuck you! None of this is Rick!
06:36Morty, run!
06:37Hey, thieves! Never take what's not yours! Especially if it's a phone charger!
06:42Rick! We're sorry we stole your phone charger! We learned our lesson! Now let us out!
06:46If that was gonna work, we would've been ejected by now!
06:49You have the right to remain plugged in. Any charger you still can and will be used against you.
06:55Summer, help!
06:56Sorry, Morty, but one of us has to find a way out of here.
06:59Summer!
07:25Umm...
07:27There she is...
07:40Sorry!
07:41I can be a driver!
07:44Your ręk level, which is a bridge set to last.
07:47The Unaveniser dispute children could not be.
07:50S-CJ.
07:58If you're remembering a bunch of stuff,
08:00you have to say it out loud.
08:01I-I just miss them.
08:04You know what, pal?
08:06I think that engine snorkel's a good idea.
08:09Bottoms up.
08:10Wow, you can really pull that luck off.
08:13I could never go short.
08:15It's called disruption.
08:16If you don't take risks, you don't grow.
08:18For me, this is pretty bold.
08:21I guess everyone has to start somewhere.
08:25What do you think of this?
08:27I think there was a reason it was on the clearance rack.
08:29I thought you wanted to feel more confident.
08:32Now this says confidence.
08:34It also says $3,000.
08:37Who's going to invest in you if you won't invest in yourself?
08:39My job is to invest in your college fund, Summer.
08:42First of all, I already graduated Charger Cum Laude
08:44with a major in Chargers and a minor in...
08:46Let me guess.
08:47English lit.
08:48Beth, I can't make you 17 again,
08:50but I can give this gift of knowledge.
08:52Life is slipping away.
08:54It's time to make some big changes
08:55or get comfortable with some big regrets.
08:58So, are you going to buy me this suit or what?
09:01And steel plates.
09:03Good stuff.
09:04Oh, look at that, Rick.
09:05They got a sale on rebar.
09:06Oh, hell yeah.
09:07Buy two rebar, get one free bar?
09:09Matrix Morty's got an eye for a deal.
09:11I got to hand it to you.
09:15This feels pretty good.
09:16Good old American craftsmanship, Morty.
09:18Feels good to use your hands.
09:21Oh, she's purring like an oily little kitten.
09:26Wow, you guys are really spreading out onto the lawn, huh?
09:30Ugh, suburbia.
09:32Dad, can I talk to you?
09:34Listen, if this is about the beers,
09:37Morty's cool.
09:38He has like four purple hearts.
09:39Five.
09:40Those in a nickel will get you a cup of coffee.
09:42Oh, disillusioned.
09:43Morty, love this guy.
09:45Listen, Beth, if you want to judge someone, call Jerry.
09:48I can't.
09:48My phone's dead.
09:49I had to film turns of every outfit Summer tried on.
09:52You need a charger?
09:53Use mine.
09:54Oh, okay.
09:55You sure?
09:56Oh, yeah.
09:58You're going to give that back, right?
10:01Because I can't impress upon you.
10:03Oh.
10:04Oh, God.
10:16Oh, my God.
10:18Apo.
10:19No.
10:20No.
10:21CJ.
10:21Chop block.
10:22Marmaduke.
10:30Apo.
10:31He didn't make it.
10:33What?
10:33We saw you die, man.
10:36I can't.
10:37I can't die.
10:40I got you.
10:41I got you.
10:42I can't.
10:43I can't die.
10:44Just take whatever you want nothing out here fucking matters wonder who he learned that from
11:10Probably someone too tamed by neoliberal groupthink to buy a cool jacket dad
11:15I think maybe you were right on this one
11:18That's not how it works. You gotta press it up against their head. You just tried to mind blow me
11:27It's for your own good. I thought you were my friend bitch
11:31My friends don't talk to me like that because you don't have any
11:34Hey
11:36All I want is to live my best life. You're too scared to even try
11:41Did you just hotwire that car? Yes
11:48Damn that got out of hand fast
11:51Well, I told her it would smart man here check this out
11:54Me and CJ came up with it during the siege of the three-pronged mountains
11:57We were holed up with nothing but these old Nokia 3.5s had to use all something we called the reg rock try her out
12:03Charger spelled backwards cute. What's it do?
12:09Pulls the charge right out of man's heart. Thanks for the ride Rick
12:15Also, I didn't know summer was gonna hijack a vehicle too. I've been planning this a lot longer than her
12:21anyway
12:28Cool tank
12:33No, no, no, no, no, no something the matter sir. You wouldn't be putting people in matrixes. Would you what does that's something you should never do?
12:43Seriously Morty you're that uncreative. Who's Morty? Is that someone you put in a matrix? Yes
12:49Oh
12:51The seemingly unstoppable and pretty cool-looking vehicle is now heading towards a power plant at the center of power plant valley the well-known nexus of America's power grid
13:01Why create this unstoppable death machine its driver 14 year old Morty Smith has this to say
13:07Come on
13:17How's the neti pot coming summer so good I feel grounded free of toxins
13:26Go away I need my space
13:28I can't believe how fast you got established in Santa Fe the wellness industry picked me up at the city limits
13:33They place all lost middle-aged women in a residential pottery studio with meditation elements
13:39I'm looking to be in connection with the mountains get the cacao and the harmonium honey
13:44You shouldn't have to be a lost middle-aged woman yet. Take it for me. It sucks
13:48And the joy of being 17 is not knowing anything including how hard it's gonna get
13:54Yeah, I guess I'm sorry for what I said. I just don't know how to be your friend. You don't have to be you're my daughter
14:04Wow, I hate that I'm saying this but the energy here feels amazing
14:08It's called community and if we had more of it in this world less factory farmed beef our little boys wouldn't be driving tanks into nuclear power plants
14:16That sounds too specific to be a metaphor
14:22See beef brain. Oh God, I have to stop him. You know how I'm a tech CEO. So even if I don't I'll pretend I do mom hold my calls
14:32Mom, I like the sound of that
14:36I'll just need a credit card
14:38Lisa not in the matrix. You shouldn't put people in matrixes
14:46I'll just need a credit card
14:48I'll just need a credit card
14:49I'll just need a credit card
14:50I'll just need a credit card
14:51What the f-
14:52Oh
14:57Matrix my ass!
15:00Wubba lubba dunder!
15:04Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
15:07This better be death-race related.
15:34CJ!
15:37CJ!
15:38CJ!
15:39She's beautiful, isn't she?
15:52Marty, I've never had a brother, until you...
16:04We got him.
16:05Osama been charging is dead.
16:06Full hearts, full charge.
16:07Full hearts, full charge.
16:11She's coming down!
16:12We got him.
16:13Osama been charging is dead.
16:15Full hearts, full charge.
16:19Full hearts, full charge.
16:20Full hearts, full charge.
16:21He's coming down!
16:22He's coming down!
16:23Sweet Christ!
16:24Power plant valley is breached!
16:25I repeat, breached!
16:26He's getting too close!
16:27He's getting too close!
16:28If he reaches the central power plant, it'll trigger a chain reaction that brings North America
16:31uninhabitable, but also takes out all cell phones!
16:32You're not guard number two, the moat was installed for this exact scenario.
16:33Is that a tank on Earth that can cross that water?
16:34Oh, shit!
16:35It's got a storm!
16:36Oh, shit!
16:37It's got a storm!
16:38Go!
16:39Run!
16:40Run!
16:41Run!
16:42Oh shit!
16:43Oh shit!
16:4440!
16:45None of this will bring sea heat!
16:49What would you do, do you need to do something?
16:50Do you need your power plant?
16:51No, no!
16:52Yeah, good plan.
16:53It'll trigger a chain reaction that brings North America uninhabitable, but also takes out
16:54all cell phones.
16:55You're not guard number two.
16:56The moat was installed for this exact scenario.
16:57There's not a tank on Earth that can cross that water.
16:59Oh shit!
17:00It's got a storm!
17:01Run!
17:03Oh shit!
17:04Oh shit!
17:07Bridges!
17:09none of this will bring cj back keep his name out of your mouth whose name christopher james
17:17motorola charging first class
17:20what do you know about cj this is all my fault morty you were the only real thing in there but i
17:31didn't treat you like you mattered you couldn't have known what would happen in that war but i
17:35did know morty i did know once i understood the rules of the matrix taking power was easy
17:41but making power wasn't there was only one way to make the charging science work
17:46all the lithium we could get our hands on we got it we can fix it right we can fix it no one can know
17:55about this it was a brutal war but i knew we'd win it because we had you an ex-con
18:05with no future no family no way to die marty i never had a brother
18:11you could have had a different life i could have given it to you
18:16we got him osama been charging is dead thank you soldier full heart full charge
18:24you were my greatest asset and my darkest shame i also had your phones bugged a tracking chip put
18:32in your spine and all those birds you like to feed were spy cameras built by the government
18:35my finches i know you lost a brother in there don't make me lose you it's like the pain is all
18:41i have left of him but but he's gone he never existed in the first place don't say that without
18:46you and your friends we never would have escaped the matrix rick he would have woken up and let us out
18:52on whose terms he would have wiped us clean before our eyes were open and then they'd really be gone
18:56all of them cj chop block marmot duke um eight ball jesus i i i'm sorry morty you get to decide now
19:07what do you want to do i want to go home yeah let's go home
19:13it's okay i'm i'm all right now it's not you who we were worried about yeah this is exactly why
19:21you shouldn't steal your grandpa's inventions what he said never steal your grandpa's inventions
19:29not in a matrix you're not in a matrix rick what the fuck this npc was trying to teach us a lesson
19:43i was just saying not to steal such dangerous technology your grandpa's obviously a genius
19:48see that's an actual guy making several obvious and valid statements beer later i think my nose is broken
19:59oh come on chernobyl we're chernobyl-ing rick are you gonna yes
20:09ew what the hell that's anti-radiation gel your tits and bits will thank me later
20:15so nuclear reactor huh i had ptsd thank you for your service oh oh my god you saved us from the
20:33worst meltdown in american history yeah i'm gonna leave this with you sign here tip uh i don't see
20:40an option lower than 20 percent there isn't one mike want to keep that gel on for a little while
20:50all right is there anything else we need to do oh i'm gonna remember him but i'm gonna miss you
21:00you won't have to i have a feeling things are gonna be different now ready to be kids again
21:05more than you know yeah oh what'd you do to us what the fuck is on my arm rick beats me you asked
21:16for it what why whatever i'm meeting friends to throw shopping carts into the quarry oh geez oh no ricky
21:22you gotta get this off of me it makes me uncomfortable you can do pal made a promise to an old friend
21:36what the hell hi summer you probably won't remember making this but i just wanted to say
21:42i love you and you should love yourself the first thing your peers will try to take from you is your
21:47adult empathy it's your greatest gift send a text
21:54yo trisha what are we having tonight bitch
22:05yo trisha what are we having tonight
22:10what are we having tonight
22:12what are we having tonight
22:33can i help you beth it's time
22:36to come clean we lost women feast on the young to stay middle-aged so you're vampires why not feed
22:45till you're young because not everyone has your
22:47fucked up values beth and it's unfortunately drink or be drunk
23:05the sun turns you to dust and you picked santa fe
23:08that's on you did you get any of that
23:18you